#wild i tell ya

[poinsettia89]

Thinking about an RP that would be a dream birth scenario that would combine a bunch of my kinks— surprise multiples, stomach problems, excessive waters, inconvenient timing and location, slightly public but with a very supportive partner, etc…

Like, maybe it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, some kind of big holiday. The carrier and their partner were picked to host because they inherited a nice house that's a decent size enough for everyone in the family to come by. Some people who flew in are staying at the house, others are out further in town. The house is a bit further out, sorta in the middle of nowhere, on a gorgeous piece of land.

The carrier is absolutely massive, and has been dealing with braxton hicks for weeks. The partner worries, but the carrier insists it will be fine. It's not like anyone has tickets that are refundable, anyway— they're already arriving! The food is all getting brought in and cooked, everyone is chatting. It's the sort of chaotic that normally comes from family gatherings, typical spats and drama, but of course, still enjoyable to see everyone.

The carrier wants to be a good host, because it's their first year married to their partner and they want to make a good impression as a couple. However, all of the different smells of the kitchen have been throwing them off, and they start feeling crampy and nauseous. By the time dinner is ready, they convince themself they're just hungry, and they have two helpings of food, enjoying a hearty meal.

However, not even an hour after the meal, when everyone is talking about dessert and mingling, the carrier feels absolutely shaky and sick to their stomach. Something is very wrong, and they're starting to wish they hadn't ignored it. They're zoning out in the living room mid-conversation when someone asks what's wrong— and with a lurch, they grab the nearest receptacle and lose the contents of their holiday dinner. Immediately, all eyes are turned to the commotion— only to be further shocked when with a nervous moan, the carrier's water breaks all across the floor. The family is immediately trying to figure out what to do— but with a massive rainstorm outside, holiday traffic, and crashes across the roads all leading to the house, there's no chance of an ambulance getting there in time. The carrier is mortified and their partner immediately ushers them to their shared bedroom for some privacy.

With the intensity of birth clashing with forcing down such a big meal, the carrier is sick as a dog, the symptoms almost like food poisoning as they feel the baby descend. They're trying to stay calm, but not succeeding, and the family can hear their laboring cries through the walls. The family wants to help, but the carrier is too embarrassed to want to be seen by anyone, so they try to avoid anyone except their partner having eyes on them. By the time the baby arrives, there's a collective sigh of relief, thinking the chaos is over, and some of the family wanting to meet the baby— of course, no one was expecting the contractions to be anything more than the placenta. But when the carrier is still letting out pained moans, a breech baby begins to descend, panic returns in full force.

[bunnybabyteef]

Oh dear God, some idiot swifties confused a pic of taytay with Grimmy as a pic with ratty boy.

[biscuit-munchies]

I'm on my stupid shit again people ;; Had an idea of a Harpy Jimmy Z cause bro NEEDS a creature power suit. How he got like that is Chris and Martin (mainly Martin) wanted Jimmy to get used to the creature power suits seeing he's the only one that doesn't really have one. Jimmy isn't all too keen on getting his own suit right away, so they use Martin's as a test. Chris shows him the basics of proper use of the CPS and which disks to use and what exactly to touch to activate (using chris' animal bits collection or whatever he calls it). They probably start off with 'easy' animals (like songbirds or small mammals) and Jimmy starts getting used to it, maybe even a bit more confident.

So these idiots boys keep cycling through different animals probably faster than the CPS is used to until BANG! The suit malfunctions! (as suits do) and Jimmy comes out as a mashup of different kinds of birds! (mainly a Harpy Eagle (hah), a heron, a vulture, and a hummingbird). Martin is amazed, Chris is like "huh?", and Jimmy is like "?????? WHAT THE FUCK????" and so hijinx ensues, or whatever

[pushing500]

Drill the Waster Wild Woman finally collapsed from her psychite dependence- fortunately, Mechi was prepared and had some yayo on hand for her. Once she had taken it, she got up and wandered off the map. Good luck out there, Drill!

We also have a giraffe named Elmo now, so that's nice.

Another wanderer joins, and this time Mechi has an interesting idea... All in the pursuit of knowledge, you understand.

Whaaaat?? Who could have seen this coming??? Crazy how things like this happen by accident. How about that.

Anyway, Sanma, Elmo, and Sanma's new creepy-ass stomach are all safely at Arwell now. Hopefully they settle in quickly.

Also, some traders sold us a beagle that we named Brandy. She's a very good girl, and now Mechi gets double nuzzles from his dog and cat. He's living his best life.

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[free-n-wild]

Zach: I had a dream I was arrested for tax evasion, which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes. Chris: Chris: That’s literally what tax evasion is—

[boyofzoot]

October 2024

[doink-boink]

DRAWTOBER DAY 29 - HAUNTED HOUSE

[m4rs-ex3]

"i don't want to survive, i want to live!" is such a raw fucking line to come out of a wall-e character who looks like the pillsbury doughboy

[kenniilovesthethicc]

I might have started hyperfixating on Wild Kratts *sweats*

Doodled some Chris beasts at midnight last night (there's definitely more I really like but I filled the page already wah)

[blockofhoney]

i'm Several Days Behind but it's Okay b/c this turned out sick as hell!!!!! (affirmation)

n e ways. MCYTBLR's Fanart Fest Day 1: Blue COMPLETE ✅

taglist: @wiiwarechronicles @haunted-house-heart

[the-hollow-knights-darkness]

Sooo... bad parenting....

Its a cool game.

Until it hits you with the 180 and the fucking actual horror. (TW FOR CHILD ABUSE/DEATH, DEAD BODIES, AND CORPSE IMAGERY)

The dad being mr redface? The doll being a metaphor for ron being dead?

The fact he was dead in that closet for 2 weeks?

The fact that his mother had to find his dead body?

The fact that those 3 kids are all dead as well? The fact that this could all happen irl with how horrible some parents are? WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

[bumblingbabooshka]

Harry Kim saying Naomi is lucky to be born on Voyager and that he would have given "anything" to have her life when he was a kid...

[astralcities]

people are so fucking weird about astarion bg3 man. even his self-professed defenders are absolutely up the wall. he is not a real guy!!!! you guys are projecting story and character elements that are NOT there because you are infatuated with a woobified version of him!!! he is not a child and you're not meant to read him as one!!! he is both sexually traumatized AND sexual! inviting him to the brothel is not trampling on his consent--he wanted to try it & then didn't enjoy it!!! he can be both traumatized AND mean and shitty!!! his past does not "justify" him being a-okay with fantasy racism & mass murder!! on the last note, the pc isn't twisting him into anything evil, he just genuinely approves of those things! and most importantly it is not immoral to put that pixelated man in a dog collar!!!

[thecrimsonvalley-creates]

~ Patho kiddos clothing ~ Dug this out of the archives, not having had the spoons to shade it. But hey there's nothing stopping me from sharing some flats :D Me and @nattravn-art wanted to draw the everyday outfits of our characters in our Pathologic RP and of course we had to include Sticky as well :D From left to right: Haruka: Ends up greatly fancying pants and shirts over anything else once she gets used to the fashion of the town. Mayuka: Adores long skirts and knitted shirts and will add ribbons to all her clothes, you can not stop her! Ioann: Best little raccoon boy. What are buttons? Why do they need to go all the way up? Yes, he might have a hole in his sock but that is no ones business >8( Sticky: Best stickly boy, love him so much. Keeps his peak fashion sense from the games!

[baddybaddyadardaddy]

walking into the adar x mirdania tag like

[moeblob]

He isn't in Engage BUT I can still give him freckles. Because everyone deserves some freckles as a treat.