#tea talks 🍵

[icedthoma]

wait the “nice guy who hates only you” reverse trope prompt would be so fucking funny with thoma do you see the vision 😭😭

[sicpvon]

opening commissions for the first time!! just the pixel headshots for now, there's 3 slots open!

[littlegayteaboy]

saw a post that was like 'zukka can't take showers together because one likes the water scorching and the other likes it cold' and i thought about it and it's true but in the opposite way you'd probably expect

zuko's a firebender. he doesn't need the heat. he is the loser that swam through ice tunnels into the north pole in the middle of winter so cold showers are refreshing to him

sokka grew up in the antarctic. he knows how to appreciate hot water is the logical conclusion to that statement.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari omg i saw ur ace!gojo rb... 😞ace!stsg is so important to me they r both sooooo

ALEXIS MY LOVE MY LIGHTHOUSE MY SAFE HARBOUR <333333 .. you Get it. you understand.

obv it’s just a self-indulgent comfort hc let’s be clear but like. it makes sense.. in my brain… let it be known that every single one of my gojo fics are written w ace!gojo in mind 🤞 he just gives me those vibes and by that i mean the Voices told me. they speak nothing but the truth.

also have you seen this loser’s colour scheme…. whole ace flag just walking around. he knows what he is!!

phdjshdjs NO BUT GENUINELY ace!gojo is one of my favorite jjk hcs Ever and ace!stsg in general is very good and real…. i remember making a post once that was like. the sashisu aroace pipeline… and it was just demisexual (sugu) -> demiromantic asexual (gojo) -> aromantic asexual (shoko)….. they mean the world 2 me T_T aaa at some point i’m gonna have to write the explicitly ace!gojo fic myself i think….. making my own food 🍳🍳🍳

alexis i’m genuinely so so happy that you see the Vision btw ilysm we are holding hands in my brain <33 imagine him sneakily buying one of those ace rings… none of his coworkers know what it is except shoko and he loves it. calls himself the undercover ace and makes the most insufferable puns known to mankind…. he Cannot be stopped 😔😔😔

[fairyycoffin]

greetings!

hi hello, and welcome to the chaos that is my blog. i’m so glad you could make it :)

name: aster

pronouns: she/they 

star sign: gemini

hogwarts house: hufflepuff  

some things i adore: books, poetry, sunshine, art, tea, plants, mythology, oversized sweaters, chocolate, crochet, writing, hugs, romance, halloween 

music: taylor swift, noah kahan, chappell roan, hozier, boygenius, the crane wives, ethel cain, paris paloma, gracie abrams, conan gray, billie eilish, abba, arctic monkeys, fiona apple, laufey, the amazing devil, lorde, aeseaes, yaelokre

books: where the crawdads sing, hell bent, ninth house, song of achilles, tender is the flesh, under the whispering door, good omens, burn our bodies down, six of crows, the power

fandoms: soc, marauders, tma, pjo 

other fun facts:

my favorite tea flavor is earl grey

i love rainy weather 

my mbti is infp-t

i’m scared of the dark 

i rewatch star wars when i’m sad 

my favorite trope is enemies to lovers 

i have a dog!!

i adore ranting about my wips

poetry sideblog is @for-better-or-verse

you can find my ao3 account here

dni if you are a dick, i will block you and have no regrets. 

i’m a minor so please don’t be creepy because again, i will block you and have no regrets. 

i’m cool with dms as long as you’re cool about it and not a creep. 

i love chatting about everything and nothing, but if a boundary is crossed, i’ll let you know. 

THIS BLOG STANDS WITH PALESTEINE. 

have a beautiful day and i’m so happy that you’re here <3 

[vyunok-obyknovenniy]

Odysseus:

Here's my daily routine as one of the Achaean generals:

I wake up, I ignore Agamemnon.

I join the battlefield for 5 hours. I ignore Agamemnon.

I train with my soldiers, using the training as an excuse to ignore Agamemnon.

I finish training and eat dinner/breakfast, while continuing to ignore Agamemnon.

When the stars align and I do decide to talk to the people that dragged me here, the conversation tends to go something like:

- Hey, we need a new plan to defeat the Trojans. Let's come up with an idea to infiltrate their city!

- k

(The original sound)

[italeean]

OMGG ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY??

HAPPY BIRTHDAYY UR SO AWESOME

Yup yup! I've just turned 21 hehe~

Thank you for your kind wishes, I hope you have a splendid day!! <333

[izz030izumiin]

My boyfriend proposed to me today

HA ?!!!!????!!!

already ?!! WHAT DID YOU SAY 😭😭😭😭 ????

[quirrrky]

okay, I'm sad.

[lovelyhan]

i love how you take pics of your photocards so much 😤 do you mind sharing more for inspo purposes hehe

i'm so sorry for getting back to this so late 😭 but sure <333 here are some shots i rly liked !!

(also ps i go by lu/lulu on twt ><)

i don't have most of these anymore though x) they're already with their new loving owners 😔

[icedthoma]

this is a thoma blog. i am a thoma main. thoma is the loml and no one could ever dethrone him from being the #1 genshin character ever in my heart

but goddamn have I waited too long after losing wrio to diluc on his first banner and. FINALLY. he came home not once but TWICE LITERALLY THE NEXT TEN PULL AFTER I PULLED HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME

…I can’t change my blog to icedwrio but holy shit was I considering risking it all for him 😭😭😭

[sicpvon]

I watch a video about other autistic people saying they can tell when someone is also nd by whether or not they separated their fruit snacks. "huh. I don't separated my fruit snacks," I say, then proceed to separated my dry lucky charms into two piles, one cereal and one marshmallows. I eat the cereal first. the marshmallows are an uneven number. I eat one so they are all paired. I eat the marshmallows in 2s. "I guess I mask a lot so it must not be obvious,"

[littlegayteaboy]

as firelord, zuko sneaks out of the palace so often that one time he *actually* gets kidnapped and none of his staff or guards or anyone even notice.

he shows up again bruised and singed and a wee bit concussed, having just fought down 15 assassins and barely getting away with his life, and all anyone thinks is: "there goes Firelord Zuko again, i wonder what stupid, life-endangering dumb stuff he's gone and done this time"

[lix-ables]

Dead ass I think Felix would be most likely simply because he seems to like asmr a lot and also had a lot of bubble voice messages giving smooches*

If he wouldn’t be an actor on it I 100% he’d listen to it or some other asmrtist

*nothing spicy just like the kiss noise u make when u blow a kiss at someone but my point still stands

omg DEFO??? like i see it no kidding, please his would prolly be one of those asmr vibes, the meditating ones that i do see on the app (ngl i was just exploring it rn, and those were defo on there too - as like the sfw ones)

[navxry]

This is an interesting realm… Devoid of any life, nothingness, but yet I am standing, there is some law this place abides by… but how?

— 📌

Well.

That's... Certainly an Opening™

Well, if you're talking about realms, I think it makes sense for this to be a realm of its own 🤔 Earth can be v funky to some eldritch bitches but that's just me.

Anyway, what do you mean about law? 👁️👁️ I have no idea what law your world abides by, but there are some here 📝

[hardknifeplays]

'*•.¸♡ relationship with könig: headcanons ♡¸.•*'

tags: gn!reader x könig, he's older than you, mostly domestic, nsfw-ish!

NOTE: Please do NOT repost anywhere | reblog, likes, and comments are appreciated! ♡

✧ the beginning of the relationship was a bit difficult, he was so used to the hard and rough military life. knowing he has a higher rank in his team, he treated you like you're his subordinates, not his partner.

✧ he was too commanding until you snapped and brought him back to reality one day. you told him that when he's with you he's not supposed to act and/or treat you the way he treats his soldiers in the field.

✧ that was the first time he saw you snapping at him, and it scared the life out of him. he never thought someone whose figure was so small compared to him could be THAT fiery and going against him.

✧ he was a bit pushy and almost always forced you to do whatever he suggested (about anything, really), and let's say he was not on his best behavior back then. you realized you shouldn't let a man step on you like this, especially when you're his partner.

✧ you dared yourself to be more vocal and direct to him. it worked; you told him where he was wrong and how you wanted him to improve next time. sure, he still made some slip-ups but he definitely got better.

✧ he told you he was sorry for the way he treated you, he was never good with communication. he never wanted to be mean to you, and you saw major changes within him from that point.

✧ he started to show his gentle and clingy side, you almost forgot that this is the same man who was a little too stern to you a few months ago.

✧ morning sex is a MUST, inhaling your natural scent from behind while his hips are drilling against your ass is the best way to start a morning.

✧ his love language is eating together with you. either eating some meals made by you, made by him, or even take-outs, he always wants to eat with you. if you're not hungry? well, he can tell his stomach to hold the hunger a bit just for you.

✧ this man LOVES dirty jokes and puns you throw at him. always get him all flustered and red like a fucking tomato. run your mouth, sweetheart, this Austrian giant is head over heels for you even more! ;)

✧ he's becoming more and more vocal and open about his feelings and thoughts to you, despite feeling extra anxious whenever he did so. soon he realized that you're here to listen to him, and not to judge him.

✧ the most romantic moments happens after work, you're serving him a cup of coffee or tea while he's resting himself on the dinner table. you two will spend the rest of the evening talking about your day, his day, and sometimes some gossips in your or his office. drinking tea while spilling some tea, if you will. 🍵

✧ the man is a massive science nerd 😅 he's subscribing to youtube channels like michael reeves, kurzgesagt, and NileRed. he'd love to watch science documentaries with you until both of you fall asleep.

✧ he loves it when you rely on him. need some new, exclusive collector edition books? he's here to pay, even the hardcover ones! need new lipstick or makeup? take him to sephora and make yourself pretty with his cash, darling. need new PC components? he'll spoil you and make you an amazing PC setup!

✧ besides the material things, he loves you even more when you cling to him like a baby koala when you're anxious or feeling unsafe in general. he loves being a big man for his dearest love.

✧ he's quite busy, and his line of work is highly demanding for his presence. he's a colonel, leading missions and he even goes to his office or shooting range on weekends or holidays. his hard work paid off, and he kept being promoted to higher positions.

✧ loves it when you asks him about his job. what is he doing? what is a “human battering ram”? he's willing to answer some grime questions from you, e.g. is he becoming insensitive to see gruesome death? is human blood really THAT red and fresh? is he afraid of the ghosts of the enemies he had killed? etc.

✧ sometimes he comes home looking frustrated, and it scares you a bit. worried that he'd back to his old self, the overly stern and authoritarian asshole. but then you know that his frustration is not directed at you, but rather to whoever the hell managed to piss him off at the office.

✧ you can soothe him in two ways: calm him down by talking him out through it and bathe him (unless he requests some alone time to sort his thoughts), or being his obedient fucktoy for him to release all that pent-up anger. you choose :)

✧ he'd consume you whole if he sees you with bodycon dress or any tight clothing. it turns him into an animal.

✧ always asks for pictures whenever you're away from him. say things like, "i want to see how well your dress/shirt is hugging your figure, love." ; "you'd look gorgeous with that makeup/style."

✧ plenty of nicknames for you: feisty firecracker, honeybee, sweetface, schnucki (means 'sweetie' in german), schatz, Schmetterling (butterfly), my love, my darling, my dearest angel, my sweet, ... etc.

✧ if you happen to be someone from outside of german speaking country, he'd teach you some german. mostly curses and dirty words, though. hehe.

✧ he'd love to bring you to his hometown in salzburg. he'd take you to makartsteg (lovers lock) bridge and seeing the mountains, and he's so excited to introduce you to local foods and drinks.

✧ he'd love to be your biggest motivator whenever you feel lazy to do something. got some homework or tasks you need to finish, but didn't want to? he'd say, "do it and I'll reward you in the bedroom, schatzi."

✧ if you two are already talking about marriage... he'd be so nervous about meeting your parents, especially if you have extremely different cultures as him. he's a grown man with a great income that surely can sustain you two, which you're sure that your parents wouldn't mind about.

✧ his biggest concern about starting a family with you is your safety, knowing how often he's deployed. being one of the best operators in his team meant he'd constantly be called to missions, sometimes to a region or country that you'd never heard of before. he always tell you to pray for him, so he can come back to you alive AND intact.

✧ he wants three kids. and if that's too much for you, he won't complain either. he just thinks that three is a sweet spot for him.

hehe that's it! hope you enjoy this as much as i do.

━ sincerely, hardknifeplays.