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Iruka : You three, explain right now!

Naruto: It was Old Man Kakashi.

Sakura: It was Kakashi Sensei.

Sasuke: ...Kakashi.

Kakashi :

Kakashi : …fuck.

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what’s the opposite of a poor little meow meow. this man is pathetic but he’s unfathomably cocky and i want to make him cry

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These are from like. A week ago but they’re cute so here you go

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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

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Stanley and Stanford if they were seals

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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yuo people are treating me. like a sim. you are doing some sims shit to me.

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Lance role/age swap au

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just a single slow desire fermenting

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Your turn, Pop-Pop

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Is Sephiroth eepy?

The eepiest man.

Constantly sleep deprived. Constantly dead inside. Fighting so hard to finish his paperwork like a good little soldier.

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ik it's probably due to bad writing but I love the fact that iruka never acknowledges the fact that he knows kakashi. everytimes he's brought up he's like oh that jonin? never seen him. they're all the same to me. I guess he teaches my son now.

meanwhile kakashi is begging iruka to be his friend. iruka sensei we are coparents, we go out to eat regularly. we went on a mission together! you know me iruka sensei!!! and iruka sensei ignores him

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Stan found an old woman in an alley and for some reason decided to check on her

She grabbed his arm with startling strength and whispered something he couldn't understand then died

What he doesn't know is she was the dying Moon Guardian and used the last of her strength to declare him the new Guardian of the Moon

So there's two ways for this to go, both funny for their own reasons.

First, this a nonsense title with real consequences. Stan's the guardian of the moon the same way people buy stars in that it does nothing for him but other people are still after him about it. Stans guarding the moon guardian title and he's just a guy with a car and a mullet.

I'm thinking like, demons and cultists are chasing Stan down for whatever meager power holding this title has. Stan's on the run and has no idea why they want this guardian status when all it does is get him chased. Don't have a solid idea of where this would go, I just find it amusing to think about Stan relieving this title and then getting Problems without any bonuses about it.

Second is the exact opposite where Stan's the Guardian of the Moon and no one cares. Like, every thing goes exactly the same as canon, but Stan goes and does Guardian things. What things? I have no idea. Drawing a blank there actually, I just, again, am amused about old man Stan going to do 'moon Guardian things' in his free time. Like comes through a glowing portal into the kitchen where Fords sneaking coffee in the middle of the night post portal and just waves Ford off because 'yeah yeah I'm the Guardian of the Moon, it's not a big deal Sixer'.

What does a moon Guardian do? Guard the moon. From what? Moon threats.

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quick doodles of the moon guardians!! lord only knows why my brain is rotating canon-free bootleg sailor senshi.

anyways Legally Distinct Moon Guardians have their magical-form names derived from their planet's largest moon. [fun fact: mercury and venus do not have moons! they are moonless ): ]

every generation or two these poor suckers get reborn to fight the evil personification of entropy, some black-hole sun entity that i haven't bothered to name yet, but it enjoys spitting out monsters-of-the-week that relate to the personal problems of the guardians

The Lineup: Charon, Guardian of Pluto; known as Morgana Percival [she prefers to go by 'Percy'] Triton, Guardian of Neptune; known as Arielle Brooks Ganymede, Guardian of Jupiter; known as Raine Bolton Phobos, Guardian of Mars; known as Andrea Inigo

Luna, Guardian of the Earth is a little bit special; her title was formerly taken by Serena Wolfe, and subsequently de facto'd by Stanley Pines after her sudden and tragic demise. Her eventual replacement is Serena Lupe, who isn't quite ready to take up the full mantle and thus shares her powers with Stan. Rather than them both being Luna, the team decided that they should split the names. This Serena is now New Moon, leaving Stan as the Full Moon until he figures she's ready to take on the job in totality.

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how the fuck did i forget the most important part of any sailor moon bootleg? the butchered slogan

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stupid fucking old man whjo i love so very muich

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