#tcw crack

[pinetreesandtea]

Clone Wars characters and their favourite apps

Ahsoka Tano

TikTok

The space version of TikTok ofc, but a redacted version bc she’s in the war

She’s either have no account and free to scroll to her hearts content, or one of those accounts with no profile and a number username

Would constantly harass everyone to watch TikTok’s she finds funny

Would be all over TogrutaTok LMAO

Pinterest

She’s a Pinterest girlie for sure

I like to think she scrolls through Pinterest during travel and longggg hyperspace trips

When everyone is busy and she can’t really bother anyone

Same as TikTok, it allows her to get a peak of normal everyday life

Secretly loves cottagecore

Has boards of aesthetics, combat poses, recipes she plans to make but never gets around to doing, outfits, and memes ofc

Friendship bracelet patterns.

LinkedIn

This one’s a bit interesting think about but I think she likes to look for gossip on there somehow 😭

“Hmmm… this senator is beefing with this engineer?”

Minecraft

If you’ve seen my Clone Wars Minecraft post that iykyk

Animal Crossing Pocket camp

Rip the free app but I feel like she’d LOVE the game

Would immediately get Animal Crossing Rex into her camp

Snapchat

I think she’d purely only have Snapchat only for the clones and the other padawans

Her location tracking would obviously be off but her highest streak would be with Fives

Their streak would only be broken bc of missions

Anakin Skywalker

TikTok

He’d only download the app because he got annoyed with Ahsoka sending him hundreds of TikTok’s and unable to watch them

Instagram

To keep up with Padme’s posts

Made an anonymous fan account for Padme

Also to keep up with his public image lol

Would be one of those people leaving the most diabolical comments on reels under another anonymous account

Has a 4th account pretending to be rich house wife from Naboo or Coruscant

Twitter

Under yet another anonymous account and amassed quite the following due to how diabolical he is

Might’ve doxed some people

Facebook

Just to keep up with his fellow Jedi knights and masters

Comments on every single post on Obi-Wans page and trolls the dude

Block blast

No comment

Roblox

Once again, he’d only have this game to purely troll and bully children 😭

Obi-wan Kenobi

Doesn’t have TikTok despite Ahsoka’s insistence

BUT he will patiently sit with Ahsoka and let her show him all the TikToks she wants❤️

LinkedIn

Gets into beef with people and academics

He claims that it keeps his wit

But mainly uses it to keep track of the academic/professional world

Whatsapp

To keep in touch with all his off world friends

Has a group chat with some clones

Goodreads

I just KNOW this man has hundreds and thousands of book reviews on there

Might get into the occasional witty back and forth with another reviewer

Will giggle and sip tea as he purposely aggravates someone and starts beef with said person

YouTube

Guided yoga and meditation

Follows cooking videos

Space version of Liziqi is his favourite YouTuber

Garden videos and videos about different cultures

Candy Crush

He has it at FULL brightness and full volume

A clone will be walking down a hall passing his quarters and hears “DELICIOUS” “DIVINE”

Facebook

Is in a Jedi master Facebook group

Responds to Anakin’s with the most disrespectful and diabolical comebacks

Reposts the cheesiest memes (gets a lot of hate from Anakin when he posts these)

Posts nature pics and pretty sunsets

Gets into back and forths with Mace Windu, Kit Fisto, and Quinlan Vos, all of them are willingly doing it for fun

Rex

WhatsApp

Is involved in numerous clone group chats

Likes to keep up with his bro’s

Snapchat

Begrudgingly got it because Ahsoka wouldn’t stop annoying him about it

His snaps are essentially pics of hyperspace and redacted paperwork

YouTube

Watches those military vids that details about weapons and combat

Air soft vids!!

Puts those bushcraft vids on the side while doing something else like filing out reports

Also a big fan of space version of Liziqi

Has watched videos about Togruta culture etc when Ahsoka first became Anakin’s padawan

Watches Workout vids occasionally

Discord

Keeps an eye on his bros as a mod

Solitaire

Plays the game whenever he’s bored

Facebook

Only got it to witness the snide remarks and friendly bickering between the Jedi

Also in a Clone Commander facebook group where they may or may not make fun of the Jedi but it’s very light

Gets into some banter with Cody

[rendomski]

Yoda meets a couple of unnamed troopers.

Yoda: Big Dick and Little Dick you name I.

Troopers: But, sir, we… we all have the same…

Yoda: In the Force, very different each of you are.

[kbirbpods]

[Podfic Link] | Length: 16 minutes and 57 seconds

Original Work: Brain Chip? But Does it Play Doom? by @chaosgoblinhours [RMWrites on ao3]

Clone Wars: Fox & Obi-Wan read by kbirb pods | Cody & Linkup read by Aether

Rating: Teen & Up Audiences

Summary: 

“Eh, I just kind of picked them up. Most of them only take a few days of Holonet classes or an exam and you don’t even need to be on planet for. Needed one or two to make a job more credible and then it just snowballed from there. I think Thire’s been printing out fake ones just to see if I notice.” “I can tell,” Cody stated dryly, tapping a knuckle against one of the frames. “It’s impossible to type that fast. 900 words per minute? You don’t have that many fingers.” “Oh, no, that one’s real.” Fox shuffled a few datapads around, the plastoid clinking and scuffing together. “Well, I did cheat a bit. I had Linkup hack into the chip in my brain so I can now connect to my personal datapad and impose my thoughts directly into a document.” Cody paused. “What.”

Notes: podded as a moving gift for @flowerparrish!

[marymunchkiin]

Yeah this post literally spells out H-A-R-D-C-A-S-E and no other

throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone

[gamelpar]

there are few things more powerful than the 15+ cups of caf Fox lives on every day

[clonemando]

Imagine: Fox has Force-given plot armor, basically nothing is able to kill him.

Palpatine tries to lightning him at point blank and it... Just doesn't work. Fox gives him a tired look and finishes his report.

Palpatine tries to chop him with his lightsabers but they just go out as soon as they get close to Fox and Fox sighs deeply and explains that he can't die. That when he was a cadet he saved a aiwha and it turned into some green force goddess chick who blessed him and ever since no one can harm him. He's jumped from the top of Tipoca city, sat at the bottom of Kamino's ocean, left a ship while in space and walked around outside. His brothers have taken to surprise attacking him for the hell of it. Nothing.

Palpatine grins thinking of how great this is having Fox as his servant after all and tries to activate Fox's chip.

Nothing.

Fox sighs again. The Republic is corrupt and even with basic immortality Fox can't just fix it so he just does his job. He's not going to be controlled or whatever. He'll see Palpatine with the usual report tomorrow.

From then on it's just Fox tiredly going about his day while Palpatine tries more and more creative different ways to try to kill him or make him obey him.

Palpatine completely blows off Anakin because he's so obsessed with Fox and Anakin gets all pissy over it and starts trying to kill Fox too.

Thorn and the rest of the Guard find it hilarious and encourage it even joining in sometimes.

Fox: *sitting in the middle of the flaming cafeteria sipping a cup of caff* This is fine.

[stersartblog]

Im far too mentally unstable to draw sad fanart, so enjoy some bad batch shenanigans instead ✨✨🫴

[marymunchkiin]

reporting for duty

Clone Simps WYA? ;D

[lothcatthree]

need an episode of thorn spraying fox with a water bottle every time he mentions killing the chancellor

thorn, holding fox by the scruff of his neck: “stop *spray* talking *spray* mutiny *spray* we’re going *spray* to get *spray* decommissioned”

fox, dripping wet and hanging, crossing his arms: “and that’s bad why”

[the-greatest-8]

Y'know what would be funny? If a Codywan fic made Obi-wan and Cody's relationship so fucking obvious even Anakin picked up on it, AND THAT'S NOT ALL.

It makes Anakin actually t a l k to Obi-wan about the Councils feelings in relationships, as truly, I fully believe the 'No attachments' rule is a bit more complex then that.

And this just, it just fucks Palps plans, because now Anakin is actually coming to his former Master about shit and learning. Maybe he doesn't end up killing to tuskens? (I dunno how you could justify/talk it away(you can't, it was murder of the highest caliber))

It's just- Anakin sees his Master, whom he thought was just a massive stick in the mud, being an absolute obvious idiot with his Commander- and it makes a few of his unused braincells start rubbing together again.

Obi-wan is glad his former padawan is reaching out to him again. Cody is happy Obi-wan is happy- now if only he could get Anakin to stop being a shithead. Anakin is confused, but getting there. And Palps is cursing his fucking face off as two dudes really liking each other's faces are fucking all his plans up.

Order 66 doesn't happen, because some magic bullshit I can't think up right now. Maybe Obi-wan kissed Cody so well it broke the chip in his brain and he had to go to medical where they learned about it(the chips).

I just, think it would be really fucking funny okay? Let me have this.

[tesalicious2]

Why you don't prank the Guard commanders

Since they are almost constantly tired and at the end of their rope, anything could set them over the edge and no one wants that

not only that but they will usually react very strongly because of their extenuating circumstances and it is often blown out of proportions

HOWEVER, the other battalions don't know that and just want to help their brothers have fun! what's wrong with that

THIRE:

Thire got off a three day mission with General Yoda that ends up with Thire covered in some giant monsters stomach fluids and snot

He had to sit in it for a ten hour ride back and is humilated, with Yoda attempting to comfort him which only makes it worse

On his way back to the HQ, some troopers from the 104th decided to hit a guard with fake slime, a funny little prank

When Thire is at the end of his rope, he goes for violence

Thire waltzes into the mess, calls out whoever pranked him, and proceeded to dress them down, chew them up, and spit them out in front of everyone in the entire mess (made up of a few battalions and some Padawan Commanders)

It boiled down to 'you morons, i will kill you, you tiny roaches are nothing to me and i will throw you in the trash compactor like the disgusting garbage you are' with much more colorful and degrading language thrown in

Many now fear Thire and Wolffe outright refuses to work with the man out of fear

STONE:

Stone had just stopped three prison riots, captured two escapees from said riots, updated the entire security system, and hadn't slept because of the previous items for four days

Some men from Kit Fisto's SCUBA battalion thought it would be funny to hide some of Stone's stuff that was in his office (ie, datapads, pens, etc) and moved his stuff three inches to any side

Stone, who usually just jumped onto the coach in his office with the lights off, missed the middle and went to far up and smacked his nose on the wooden arm of the couch and cracked a tooth

This was not a fun way to cap the last four days

He found the troopers and filled their SCUBA tubes with spiders for them to find when they shipped out. Too bad the spiders crawled onto their faces on the ship and not in the water :(

THORN:

Thorn had been assissting senators for three full days with only 5 hours of sleep while standing throughout meetings

He had been ready to sleep and was heading to his last meeting with General Kenobi and some of his troopers present

Wooley and Longshot decided to lighten the mood by setting their voice coders to a different language and telling him he was going crazy

They also removed the nonslip pads from the couch and it slid out from underneath him

This may not have been bad at all but after three days, every little thing is annoying as shit and exhausting

After that meeting, Thorn decides to take revenge

Thorn is a believer in you get what you give so he does something harmless

relatively harmless

He sneaks onto the 212th barracks on the ship and places a speaker into the vents of the barracks, above Wooley and Longshots bunks (as close as he could get, the sound reverbs so everyone is pretty mad about this prank)

Every so often, in random intervals (no more than 4 hours, no less than 1 hours) a beep would sound, not too loud but loud enough to be annoying after 2 days

At night, it gets louder and more frequent and quieter during the day

Many troopers lose sleep over finding the thing (Thorn literally unscrewed wall panels to hide it), its been 3 weeks and they arrive at their new battle field in a week

Four days before their arrival, as the speaker is about to die, in the middle of the night, the speaker goes to full volume and shouts 'THIS IS COMMANDER THORN. I MAY BE THE CAUSE OF YOUR SLEEPLESSNESS BUT LONGSHOT AND WOOLEY STARTED THIS. I WILL DO IT AGAIN ASSHOLES. THE SPEAKER IS GOING TO DIE SO ENJOY YOUR *TEMPORARY* FREEDOM. HAHHAHAHAHAH-' and then the speaker dies (Thorn hacked the cameras and enjoys playing the screaming arguments and shouts at the speaker during rough days)

Longshot and Wooley never hear the end of it

FOX:

Fox had been going through hell the entire week and he was ready to kill someone, even though his shift wasn't over yet.

Jesse, Fives, and Hardcase had decided to help Fox lighten up by shooting him with silly string throughout the day, switching armor with blank armor to keep hidden

Fox was paranoid and had to be sedated. He eventually tracked down the three and had his revenge not through their own annoyance

At first, he replaced their weapons with modified silly guns that quickly ended, leading them to believe they were free (the whole revenge lasted an hour ish as the three enjoyed playing with the silly string)

Unknown to them, Rex's entire room had been filled with silly string, his blasters, the padding in his matress, the drawers in his dress, the hair wash was liquid silly string, the soap was frozen strong, his pillow, his chair was broken then 'welded' back together with silly string and fell apart when he sat on it, etc.

He kept finding it and it lasted for days, the moment he thought it was over, more string came up. He was paranoid, everything was silly string

When he finally complained to the command chat, Fox told him that Jesse, Hardcase, and Fives caused it and that he overheard them planning it

When Rex punished them, they said they never did anything with silly string but many others saw them spraying each other with the silly string FOX pranked them with so everyone assumed they were messing with the leftovers from Rex's prank. Not only that but they weren't quiet about pranking Fox so everyone thought he was the warm up for Rex.

No matter what they said, Rex didn't believe a word and they were stuck on latrine duty for a whole month

When Rex found out about Fox getting pranked as well, Rex let them get punished by him too

Fox made them clean out all the massiff kennels and play areas, cleaning any stains from the puppies and getting used for bite practice by the adults everyday for their next leave.

Fox came by and watched them everyday, laughing at their misery

HOUND:

Hound loves pranks and jokes and will happily engage and laugh at them

however, the timing has to be right and most don't get that part (only the other ARF troopers know)

Some troopers from the 41st took his bed sheets and pillows and blankets and towels after some of his troopers and Hound ended a four hour chase through the sewers (they didn't know about the chase).

Hound normally would've thought this was hilarious but after spending two hours covered in sewage looking for towels around HQ just to shower, he was pretty mad

After cleaning up and ready for bed, he snuck into the 41st barracks and woke them up with a growling, snarling grizzer leaning over their face and a hand over their mouth.

He whispered, 'don't scream, you touch my shit again, I will end you and everyone you love.'

Rinse and repeat then he sneaks away

[marymunchkiin]

Classic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anakin: Sasa lele, isn't it?

Ahsoka: No, Master. It's sale sale.

Echo: Sasa lele!

Fives: Sasa lele!

Jesse: Sasa lele?

Kix: No, it's Sa, sa, le, le. You need to focus on spacing.

Rex: Commander, I think we are the only sane ones who can spell sale sale collect.

Ahsoka: I guess...

Boil: Sasa lele?

Waxer: Sasa lele?

Cody: It's Sale sale, troopers...

Gregor: It's Sasa lele!

Cody: No it's not

Numa: Sasa lele!

Cody: No

Boil, Waxer: Sasa lele is collect! Genius girl!!

Cody:

Obi-wan: Let's just keep our secret for their little amusement.

Cody: ...If you say so, General.

Obi-wan: It appears that we made something that only two of us will know. :)

Cody: (brushes) ...If you say so...

Bly: It's... Sasa lele?

Aayla: I think it says...

Aayla: ...Sasa lele?

Bly: You think so?

Aayla: I don't know, but my Master often read them as 'Sasa lele'.

Quinlan: Sasa lele

Fox: It's not Sasa lele you idiot. It's Sale sale.

Quinlan: There's no fun of that.

Fox: Just get out of that trashcan already. I need to throw away this caf and if you don't get out already I will just pour this on you.

Boost: Sasa lele!

Sinker: Sasa lele!

Comet: Sasa lele?

Wolffe: You idiots influencing our young brothers with your stupidity. It's Sale sale!

Comet: It's not a Sasa lele?

Boost: Don't listen to him, he is saying just to mock us.

Sinker: Yes, just trust us puppy. It's more funny!

Wolffe: I will bite your asses by myself!

Plo: Ah, they are playfully chasing each other again. :)

Kit: It's Sasa lele, right?

Monnk: No, there's 50% sale of clothes.

Kit(naked): That's heresy.

Ponds: General, why are you hiding in room?

Mace: Many peoples are keep reading that sign as 'Sasa lele' and it increases my headache. I had to hide from them.

Ponds: Okay, can I join you sir?

Mace: Of course. There's some empty chairs and cushions if you want.

Caleb: Sasa lele?

Depa: No, it's actually 'Sale sale', my Padawan.

Gray: Then why did you said Sasa lele before when we are meeting with General Windu?

Depa: I did that on purpose because I wanted to mess with him.

Adi: Our Commander fallen to depression again.

Oppo: What is it again?

Neyo: They are still saying it... It's not Sasa lele... I'm not wrong...

Stass: Oh, Neyo. I think we need to comm Commander Bacara to comfort him.

Adi: No, it will only make it worse. Because...

Jet: It's Sale sale right?

Bacara: ....Not Sasa lele?

Jet: You really think...

Bacara: ...My apology, troopers. In Concord they often read that as Sasa lele.

Jet: It's Sasa lele for now.

Nova corp: Sasa lele!

Ki-Adi: Sasa lele is also right.

Bacara: ....?

[kbirbpods]

Recorded for Voiceteam Mystery Box 2023's The One That Got Away, in which I tackled VT 2022's "Flanfiction" challenge!

I truly cannot explain this... I read Spanish Flan by Asoto on allrecipes.com out loud as Obi-Wan, a Battle Droid, and Commander Fox. I added some improv, made little side stories and... yeah... here's a thing!

Anakin made Obi-Wan read the recipe for a podcast episode, the battle droid is reading off the instructions to make Maul a birthday flan, and Quinlan has Fox at lightsaber-point to make a how-to video for the corries.

Audio Length: 6 minutes, 50 seconds

[meebles]

codywan au where sith!obi-wan gets sucked into the canonverse through some extra-dimensional force bullshit

cody and obi-wan are stuck in a desperate, barely-restrained "we must put duty first, we must wait until after the war" cycle of mutual pining— but cody is the one who first finds sithywan and sithywan is immediately an absolute menace of a flirt, who lets himself get “captured” by the gorgeous commander he’d like to get to know better

cody has no idea how to deal with this. meanwhile obi-wan, mr “flirting with the enemy is a perfectly valid battle strategy” now has to watch that exact scenario play out but from an outsider’s perspective, specifically with an evil alternate-reality version of himself, and he thinks he’s going to lose his fucking mind

[disturbancexforce]

chairman cho is a real jerk lol

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 1 Episode 15: Trepass

[gamelpar]

s3 au they’re all together having movie nights on pabu