#tbhk ships

[ya-rr-ow]

People who say Akane is “abusive” to Aoi because of this panel and then ship Terukane are so hypocritical.

First of all, Aoi was literally trying to kill herself.

How are people not seeing this? He wasn’t trying to hurt her he was trying to get her attention and convince her not to sacrifice herself. If this was real life should he have grabbed her? No. But in terms of “abuse” this is far from the worst in tbhk. Hanako forces Yashiro to clean the bathrooms, has tried to look under her skirt, and also tried to trap her in a fake world? And you think Aoikane is the most toxic ship?

Not saying you can’t ship Hananene but if you call that a healthy relationship and then hate on Aoikane you’re being so hypocritical. Yes the characters aren’t perfect and there are problems on both Akane’s and Aoi’s side, but it’s a fictional manga of course there are some problems. Also it is no problem is you simply don’t like the ship, but saying that people who do like it support abuse is just??? So wrong??? Also people often mischaracterize Terukane as this relationship where Akane is everything to Teru and Teru would die to save Akane, but that is Teru’s relationship with his siblings NOT Akane. He has literally attacked Akane for not telling him what books he reads?

HE ALSO REGULARLY TIES HIM UP???

And don’t get me wrong I love Terukane but saying that it’s “healthier than Aoikane” is far from the truth and is referring to their fanon relationship and not canon.

ALSO DISCLAIMER THIS IS NOT MEANT TO ATTACK ANYONE THIS IS JUST MY OPINION!!

[itzprismosblog]

[sageokami]

lovebirds❤️

[amyyythestarry]

RATING UNDERRATED SHIPS!

Tsukasa x Nene - ATAYAYAYAYAYTAYA I LOVE IT 100/10

Kou x Nene - Y’all I’m telling u this is the good sh**, romantic and platonic 10/10

Hanako x Kou - Omg, yes yes yes 10/10

Hanako x Aoi - Even tho I hc them as cousins they’re not canonly cousins, and this ship is acceptable to me 7/10 👍🏽

Tsukasa x Mitsuba - Y’all alr know, 100/10 we need to talk abt this one

Tsukasa x Kou - Enemies to frenemies to friends with benefits/lovers 10/10

Tsuchigomori x Yako - They’re not talked about enough 9/10

Tsuchigomori x Misaki ( Idk if I spelled his name right ) - This is acceptable 8/10

Teru x Natsuhiko - I’ve never thought abt it, but we love some yaoi soooooo 8/10

Mitsuba x Nene - Good platonic and romantic, 9/10

Akane x Nene - Yes yes yes yes 9/10

Sakura x Mei - Idk if this is underrated but still, it’s good, we love some yuri 10/10

Sakura x Aoi - Yay yay yay 9/10

Sakura x Nene - 100/10 plz y’all need to talk abt this

Mei x Nene - Talk abt this plz it’s so good there’s not even AO3 fics abt it 😭 100/10

Mei x Aoi - Yuri omg love it 10/10

Also complete random question but why does Floyd from the new Trolls movie look a lot like Mitsuba? Or am I trippin.

This counts for Sakunene Friday :)

[mikeyelistsukasa]

Explain yourself hanako???☺️

[tbhkjshkbrainrot]

ships :p

hey again!! it's me! so, what i wanna say here is....tbhk ships. i like a lot of them! honestly, my favorite ships are (obviously) mitsukou, hananene, aoinene and maybe terukane. but i really like aoiaoi too! what are your favorites? :3

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

They’re so silly

Platonic Akanene is so silly omg. Underrated duo istg. They’re besties your honor. Plus canonly they’ve know each other for like four years and are like in the same friend group cause Aoi.

[musicalmoritz]

Liking a ship that’s popular enough to have people complaining about the amount of content they get is the closest some of us may ever come to finding paradise

[tofusfortbhk]

Teru being taunted with his unrequited love in the Red House fics. Save me, Teru being taunted with his seemingly unrequited love in the Red House fics.

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[oh-no-its-bird]

*falls out of a tree with a yelp*

There needs to be more people horny gripping for 40 year old Tobirama. Not enough people got to appreciate him. So I propose....

Tobirama and Kagami being yeeted back in time together via, Tobirama trying to save Kagami during his last stand but his blood loss made him have less control over his teleportation and instead of moving towards his other students Tobi moved himself and Kagami to the past. They proceed to do the usual of, making the village happen sooner as the norm of Naruto time travel fics lol

Except now Kagami is trying to keep Madara and/or Izuna from fucking his dad, who is not helping because he thinks this is funny. Do the brothers have Daddy Issues? Maybe...but older Tobirama go BRRRRRRRRRR

I am ringing the bell in the town square yelling ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ OLD MAN FUCKER !!!!!¡¡¡¡ THERES AN OLD MAN FUCKER IN MY INBOX !!!!!!!! For all to hear

Kidding but only bc 40 isn't old enough to make u eligible for the title. Still ringing the bell tho

I'm in fucking tears tho that would be such a great crackfic.

Older Tobirama time travels w Kagami and instead of being a tense political drama ab the differences between his younger self and older (in some ways, both versions are harder and softer than eachother— just in different departments) and what this means for the future of Konoha. And the implications of having 2 Tobiramas and 2 Kagami's, and how older Tobirama must decide what to do about Madara's inevitable defection.

Instead of all that. It's just 11k words of Madara horny gripping his thighs, breathing heavily as he stares at older Tobirama from across a peace talk table as Izuna screams into a paper bag and Hikaku looks like he's having an out of body experience.

Make it funnier actually. Trick the readers and make the first bit of the fic like. Super serious and from (young) Tobirama's POV

He is living in that tense political drama ab facing the man he will one day grow to be, and meeting his future adopted son (who is an uchiha!!!) And all these implications and heavy moral dillemnas of that peace really means and if he will allow it to soften himself like it has done to this older him. But also if he will allow it to harden himself too— but then, won't that happen anyways as the years go by?

Then like halfway through the chapter u get the Madara POV and it's just him screaming internally ab how bad he wants to hit that.

The things he wants to do to that man...the things he wants that man to do to him...... he is mentioning these Things(tm) to Izuna and Izuna punches him in the face then screams to never talk to him again and runs away to probably scream into a pillow for an hour.

Hikaku tries to talk to Madara and learns More Than He Needed To Know and promptly stands up and power walks away

Meanwhile Izuna is actually attracted to older Tobirama but unlike Madara, who seems to be overwhelmed with it enough to cancel out any other thoughts and feelings, is really fucking mad about it

He wants to climb him like a tree. He also wants to murder him in his sleep. These two things are not mutually exclusive.

Hikaku approaches him, intending to commiserate ab Madara / let Izuna vent a bit bc hes clearly wound up and needs it. Only for Izuna to let slip his own (honestly much more alarming) fantasies. Hikaku is fucking going THROUGH it.

Meanwhile, (young) Tobirama in the bg, seeing none of this: "The true nature of peace...can someone like me really help create such a thing?"

(Older) Tobirama is enjoying the show and absoloutley aware of his effect.

Kagami needs him to STOP. This is the worst thing to ever happen to him in his life.

Uhh endgame one or both Tobirama's end up sleeping w Hikaku (the younger version possibly getting into a relationship w him after the elder leaves?) bc this is the funniest outcome to me. And Madara and Izuna lose their fucking minds ab it

[slightlynotokhanakoenthusist]

Buckle up lads it’s Terukane time

[donut251155]

The way Hanakou is portrayed in the fandom will never not be funny to me

Yeah, Hanako canonically flirts a lot with Nene, but that's because she's a GIRL - he wouldn't flirt relentlessly with Kou too

Y'all only focus on the fact Hanako's 13 and forget he was born in 1955, not in 2002. He 100% has a shit ton of internalized homophobia and it'd be SO FUNNY to see Hanako just panicking and chanting "girls girls girls girls girls girls" and "boys don't like boys boys don't like boys" over and over because he realized his bro's kinda pretty

Since we saw that when he doesn't know how to react when he's flustered and acts like a little asshole, mocking something he knows the one he's into is insecure about but he finds attractive, he'd probably comment on how Kou is like a housewife, even tho he surely loves Kou's cooking (I have this little ship headcanon where Kou makes Hanako donuts but brushes it off as "yea I made some for my sister and these are the leftovers,,,,," but Hanako knows they were made for him because he's not that stupid) and probably even admires how much effort he puts into taking care of his little sister and big brother

0 notes and I'll draw this (I'll draw it whether you like it or not)

[sageokami]

mitsukou week day 2: plushie

[moon-mpballz]

I’m convinced Aidaro’s most hated pairing is Mitsukou considering the amount of angst they’re both put through 💀💀

( og tumblr post I got this idea from below)

[iamhereinthebg]

Trust

[mari-lair]

I was wondering, what are your thoughts on KouKane?? I desperately needs someone to talk about them!!!

I love them muah muah. Be it romantic, platonic, or one sided, is all 10/10 for me. I am pretty sure you are specifically talking about the ship here tho, so have Kou with a crush on his cool senpai.