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you draw adult michael like he kisses boys daily instead of taking his meds but teen michael like hes homophobic and you're so real for that tbh
This is such a funny read but you’re sorta right too
#ask reply#tbh teen Michael just isn’t in touch with his feelings yet#he’s only homophobic specifically to himself#let him figure it out okay give him a break#Michael canonically kept working at Freddy’s instead of going to therapy#so honestly your game on older Michael is pretty accurate
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Crimes against short people
#artie gifs#true detective#night country#true detective night country#true detective spoilers#silly stuff#this is me whenever people put stuff on the top shelf#or any shelf higher than the first one tbh#if the internet is to be believed she's 5'3#I'm 5'4“ so this is pretty accurate to my experience lol#no one giffed this so i had to figure out how to use a new giffing program for this#because instagiffer just straight up didn't work it would only record half the screen no matter what
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Imagine looking at a character whose entire premise is that in every stage of his life, he's made every version of himself into someone that inspires people to such a degree that EVERY SINGLE VERSION OF HIM has people wanting to literally follow in his footsteps in some way or another.....
And coming to the conclusion that like.....the most important things about him are the sum of all his trappings. His entirely homemade developed from scratch could not exist if not for what he already was and brought with him BEFORE crafting this newest version of himself trappings, with his greatest trait throughout all of it being his adaptability; his ability and willingness to roll with the punches and not try to simply weather any opposition or changes to his life but instead reshape himself as needed to better fit INTO whatever new shape his life and the world around him takes. All while managing to carry the most innate, fundamental and necessary aspects of himself from one version to the next. Thus every single version of himself is different but simultaneously every single version of himself is also undeniably the same person.
The strength of this character, to me, will always be that he can be so many versions of himself, he can become so many things, all without ever actually losing or discarding any of the aspects of himself he considers most essential, the things he's not willing to lose or give up just to keep going. Finding that road not taken by most, usually because most never even think to look for it as an option. But one that he's always able to find because the one trick he's mastered in his tumultuous life is threading that needle of not just digging in his heels in an unproductive way but rather being selective about when and where he makes a stand and decides "this is not a thing I'm willing to compromise about" but here are places and ways I can and will change and evolve and adapt in order to make it possible for me to hold onto these parts and keep them as they are.
And that's why its always so mind-boggling to me that so many writers can't seem to think of anything else to do with Dick Grayson other than invent some new reason for him to just....not be that person, or to like just take the character whose most basic fundamental trait he's NOT about to compromise on is willingly giving up his spot in the driver's seat of his own life.....and make him just a passenger in his own life and stories.
Dick Grayson at age nine....at age nineteen...at age twenty nine....the one core thread running through all versions of him is the only way he's standing back and letting you call the shots for him or putting him on the sidelines in some way is over his dead body.
HOW he goes about that, what that looks like, who he becomes and what aspects of himself he plays up at some times and what traits he lets fall by the wayside at other times when they offer less in service to his primary goal here....that changes constantly. He changes constantly.
But those changes are almost always (or at least they used to be/should be IN MY OPINION) made with the intention of keeping certain things about him or his life as consistent as possible.
That's the duality of Dick Grayson that I'm here for. The inherent contradiction of him that COULD allow for endless conflict and breaking new narrative ground in all sorts of ways if mined properly:
His eternal willingness to compromise....but only ever in pursuit of doubling down on the ways he's not willing to compromise.
Forever walking that tightrope in ways that only a kid born and raised in a circus could ever hope to.
#see also: my grinding teeth when people disparage his circus origins#like the only thing its good for is colorful backstory and explaining his acrobatics#THERES. SO. MUCH. THERE.#theres so much EVERYWHERE in every aspect of his backstory and his preexisting comics and yet over and over we get#....what if we just ignored all that and did what the fuck ever as though this character has nothing integral to him or fundamental to say#to be fair my gripes with Taylor are not exactly interchangeable with my gripes with the previous runs#but I lump him in as an extension of them because while evocative of different SIDES of my ennui with these takes on Dick.....#the thing about Taylor's stuff to me (or the parts I read at least) is that its generic as hell while only retaining superficial elements#of Dick's character and stories in order to point to them and say see these are definitely about Dick Grayson. like....only in very surface#level ways. underneath that theyre basically generic superhero adventures that could easily be retooled to be about a pretty sizable number#of other characters. tbh with the whole alfred inheritance thing it honestly felt from the get go#that Taylor was more interested in writing a kinder gentler Batman like a Bruce from one of the animated shows like#The Brave and the Bold who gets along better with everyone else. even the way the Brave and the Bold largely exists to use Batman's#popularity as a star vehicle to platform his co-superhero for the episode lends itself to Taylor's approach in his NW run#with the central figure - only nominally DG imo - basically existing as a platform allowing for the drafting of any other character he want#to write in any given arc or story in a similar way to how Bruce is utilized in Brave and the Bold#anyway. idk idk. my issues with Taylor are not the same as the others exactly but also they are and also I just plain dont like the guy#so I complain about him at any given opportunity even when its not technically as accurate or relevant as it possibly could be#I Am Flawed. its fine though dont worry about it. its called being nuanced
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MARCH 7TH LOVE OF MY FUCKING LIFE !!!
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#honkai star rail#hsr fanart#march 7th#dan heng#stelle#danstarch#this is just my first attempt at the new march fit so it's pretty canon accurate#next time i'll probably change it more lmao#but tbh i don't have a lot of complaints about her new design it's really cute#lumi's swag art
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rainbow moon :]
#my art#daycare attendant#moondrop#dca fandom#i just wanted to use this cool rainbow pen i made tbh#but then it started looking rlly good so i was like 'oh i could post this..'#moon's design is so pretty genuinely.... i wish they at least got to keep the glowing pants in game#bc like.. being able to see moon flying through the air in the nighttime mode.. with all the pretty lights + glowing star pants???#that would've been so pretty#i know it's supposed to be a horror game but the environmental art and design is fucking gorgeous in this game!!!!#sometimes when im playing the game i just gotta stop and look at everything... its nice#this isnt technically a game accurate dca but its my acc so i get to post whatever i want ok???#plus this is a doodle that i wasnt even planning on posting.... but anyway uhh more game accurate art coming soon 👍
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This really doesn't have to go on main but I'm putting it here for now:
So uh. Job hunting online for retail positions is definitely an experience. I saw a part time position listing for an office supply store and I think to myself, good! Not a restaurant! I can do office supplies! So I submit the resume/application and then get to the "great, thank you for that! Here are some multiple choice answer questions ranging from word association to number sequences to math problems!"
And I think to myself "great! I'm good with numbers and math and I should be okay associating basic words for this lovely RETAIL POSITION" and then I get the quick and easy practice questions. Wonderfully easy. I've got this. It's neverending and you just have a 10minute time limit to answer as many as possible! No problem!
Then I click "begin" and get slammed with the most ungodly whiplash with the first question being word association about "which of these four words is DIFFERENT" and the options were STRANGLE, PUSH, THROTTLE, and SUFFOCATE.
Hey, uh. Hey retail job. You uh. You okay there? I have some concerns and it was the first question.
#moe talks a lot#not art#so salmon hows the job hunting going? oh you know trying to tell a retail company that pushing someone#is different than strangling or throttling or suffocating someone - you know - as one does in job questionnaires#tbh this got more likes and reblogs than i thought so i guess it can stay lmao#i was gonna delete it but glad you guys enjoyed it#it was also worth mentioning after i got the email saying my app was received and the assessments were done#i got an attached file with my personality test results which honestly were pretty accurate#and im like wow dang imagine being like oh you do uquiz? i do job applications to get judged by corporations to psychologically define me#it was insane dude i have never received personality results in emails from jobs i applied for
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merfolk in general are just. horrible horrible polyglots. their brains are already hardwired for language and quick language acquisition that remains active all their lives, further helped by retaining a high neural plasticity for their long lives, and especially enjoy complex language and language-based play and problem solving. but they also tend to have a lot of their society arranged where there's often multiple different languages at play within the same area, and only really stops being so once you get into especially small villages that have below the merfolk norm for outside contact. every merfolk alive today knows at least two languages, but most of them know far more than that, especially because one of those two will be the common-technical language. its been standardized and wide-scale implemented across the merkingdom after their dominance, to help bridge the gap between these different languages, basically as a successful version of esperanto. but its a trade language, and is mostly used for information you might want to reach as many people as possible, such as laws or business dealings or public announcements or the like. most merfolk don't view it as and don't treat it as a language proper, and its not what they prefer to converse in if they have another choice, usually finding it pretty limiting and restrictive, which is why its called common-technical.
miranda, being a royal who is regularly in contact with many different people around the merkingdom and regularly expected to be fully able to converse with them to do her job, knows just. so many languages. i might be changing exactly how many soon, but last time i counted it was in the low teens. like its just a perfect storm of her brain being wired for swift language acquisition and having a job that requires it and a position that means shes constantly around people from all around the merkingdom. not to mention having to know english too, which isn't just not her first language, it's not even her fourth language.
meanwhile, aaravi knows english and a little bit of hindi, less because of her mother and moreso because of her nana... its not that her mother never used it with her, but she was. less focused on using it or teaching aaravi, let's say. nana mishra uses it a lot more and is more interested in teaching aaravi when she asks her, especially in the intermittent period after her mom died and nana mishra was able to come back into her life to help aaravi pick up the pieces (though not after aaravi kind of. got left on her own. for an unfortunate amount of time). its just also fallen by the wayside with aaravi's whole Everything Else and kind of having a hard time accepting her nana's help and kind of being terrified of her (of no fault of her nana's, aaravi's just. she's just really traumatized after Everything, alright. having someone try to offer her help afterwards, especially when aaravi's scared of getting singled out as half human and half monster, is just. it's not something she can bring herself to trust.)
#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#miravi.txt#aaravi doesn't trust people doesn't like people doesn't want to be around people#there's a reason she and miranda mutually trusted each other more in immediately having an antagonistic relationship#and its because she just can NOT trust any freely offered help#it HAS to come with a stipulation or a catch#and it was easier if she felt like miranda was presenting the catch upfront#like say what you will about miranda#but she IS someone who screams ''you CANNOT trust me'' on first brush#and exactly in the way you expect: the merkingdom#its not very hidden at all its just not clear which WAY itll fuck someone up#which is ironically also why miri gets frustrated if she feels like someone trusts her too immediately#because like#its right there#can you not figure it out. do you not realize shes got other stuff attached to her. that you shouldnt fall for the bait immediately.#can you not see the hook she'll catch you on. can you not even see her for that much that she is.#this isnt against her role as a royal its a part of it too tbh#the image she presents is very much intentionally both alluring and threatening#awe and fear you know#the royal family wants to be beautiful and great and impressive and far more than you will ever be#and they want you to know if you step a toe out of line they will destroy you utterly and parade your corpse through the streets#its not a paradox its very intentional to keep people on a leash#its just the landfolk who seem to forget that her position as princess is also an implicit threat#which is all distinct from when she wants to be silly and carefree and just maybe. free from that need to always behave properly.#which ironically aaravi also seems to hit far more accurately than anyone else#because she doesnt just want to discard the latter. she wants to discard the former too.#which is why aaravi often teases her at the same time and pokes and prods her#its a playful vulnerability you know. if shes not being threatening shes not being too impressive to touch either.#she wants to roll on the ground and for you to call her so pretty and a silly princess and to get lightly wrestled#you know. its two different things.
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I was so distracted by all the angst that I failed to mention how SICK WARWICK’S REVEAL WAS HOLY SHIT. Singed making himself bleed and us realizing exactly what that means. The intercut shots of Warwick tracking his scent. Honestly I was right there with singed with the whole smug ass “just wait til you all see my big fucking murder beast” vibe he was giving off the entire time. Was lowkey rooting for him on account of just how hype it was. Ughhh the suspense was sooo good. ALSO THE BATTLE SET TO ROCK MUSIC??? So sick. Him realizing it’s powder ruined me. Amazing job all.
#Watching TBSkyen’s reactions rn and it’s pretty accurate to how I was feeling while watching#Tbh didn’t really care that much about singed previously but he has definitely shot up the listing with this#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#warwick arcane
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When the healer is unconscious and the rest of the group has no clue wtf to do:
Here’s the blank template if you want it
#I haven’t finished reading magnus chase and the gods of Asgard yet but I am pretty sure this has or will happen#look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t accurate#they’d be dead if Magnus couldn’t heal them#magnus would be dead if he couldn’t heal himself too tbh#the point is magnus is important#and I love him#magnus chase#samirah al abbas#alex fierro#halfborn gunderson#thomas jefferson jr#mallory keen#the gods of Asgard
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I often wonder how English distinguishing between “sentient pronouns” (he/she/they) and “inanimate pronouns” (it/its) affects our perception of the world.
I wonder if languages without this distinction foster more care towards the environment.
Animals and plants are usually referred to as “it”. Would we care for them more if we thought of them as sentient?
#brought to you by me calling plants he/she/they and greeting them and people finding me odd#lots of languages don’t have this distinction#it probably doesn’t make a huge difference in attitude in those languages#but in English where we do distinguish calling a plant <her> is a pretty big statement#this is kind of just me being weird tbh#pets are called by sentient pronouns#on the other hand maybe we don’t need to anthropomorphise nature#that isn’t always accurate#idk I’m just rambling here#not even mentioning it/its pronouns#sometimes users of it/its really appreciate the separation from humanity/human gender and norms#like it’s very interesting#anyway making it clear if you use it/its pronouns you’re very cool don’t get the wrong idea from this post#it would be amazing if it became the standard pronoun for everyone and everything#like that would be fascinating#maybe using a sentient pronoun would become a way to show closeness to someone or something#anyway idk what I’m on about#bye#language#langblr#linguistics#languages#quinn posts#environmental science
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absolutely fascinated by people saying the darkling committed genocide. is this the result of them not reading the books or is this the result of stringent moral policing in fandom spaces defining how people interpret media online? or perhaps is this the result of said moral policing creating a feedback loop of misinformation for those that don't remember the books too well?
#inquiring minds want to know#same people who say he's a r*pist too tbh#genocide mention tw#pretty ballsy of them to devalue real world issues like this but what do i know :/#shadow and bone#sab#grishaverse#aleksander morozova#the darkling#pro darkling#its not even pro darkling its like. hate him accurately or shut the fck up#also maybe take these issues more seriously lol#sab discourse#sab salt#fandomcourse#negative#myramblings
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I just found out Viserys is only 10 years older than Alicent in the books, they married when she was 19 and he was 29.
Which begs the question: why did they make Alicent a child bride who was forced to marry a man old enough to be her father in the show?
I knew alicent was 18 but didn't realise V was that young, I thought he was mid-late 30s. That age gap isn't too bad by asoiaf standards. He married Aemma when she was 11-13, put her through all of those pregnancies and he was an adult when they married I believe (EDIT: he was 16 when he married Aemma so not yet an adult but still notably older than Aemma) and it was also him that married Helaena to Aegon when they were also just teens so he is still pretty gross.
As for the creative choices on the show, aside from recycling general abuse/grooming/SA storylines that GoT and GRRM himself used, I always thought they merged book Alicent's tragic backstory with the previous king Jaehaerys with her relationship with Viserys
"When her father was named Hand of the King by King Jaehaerys I Targaryen in 101 AC, thirteen year-old Alicent accompanied him to court together with her brothers and mother. In 103 AC, Alicent became the constant companion of King Jaehaerys, whose health was failing.[N 1] She fetched his meals, helped him wash and dress, and read to him. In the end, King Jaehaerys sometimes mistook her for his daughter, Saera Targaryen. Jaehaerys eventually died the same year, while Alicent was reading to him"
This outline makes me think they've definitely merged Alicent/Jaehaerys with Alicent/Viserys. The show definitely adapted this from the book: She was forced to become the companion and carer to the king by her father, She tends to personal care needs of both kings like bathing them, She gets mistaken for the kings daughter near the end in both instances, She's still a victim of grooming via her father who for sure would have married her off to J if he wasn't so old and unwell. Viserys in the show is essentially taking on the role sickly older man with a teenage companion. Book Alicent may be a victim and went through trauma in her teenage years but thankfully was not subjected to marriage, pregnancy and SA at 15. As for her relationship with book Viserys I think by that point she wanted to be queen? she wouldn't have had the power to turn down a proposal from the king or go against her father in any case but she also had goals of her own and I imagine after taking care of a sickly old man for years, probably dealing with rumours that she was perhaps his mistress then she probably thought marrying the new younger king and having some power in her own right, even if it is through marriage and having sons that would inherit the throne then she was okay with that. Girlie put in the work so I can hardly blame her for wanting her son on the throne, and wanting to benefit herself.
Final thoughts: I feel like teen alicent on the show is probably similar to how she was as a teen in the books so it wasn't purely a show invention. Alicent in both stories was groomed, used by her father, made to be the "companion" to the king, was probably pretty isolated because of this companionship. The difference is Alicent grew up and even if her goals were influenced by her fathers manipulation. She HAD goals, wants and desires. Alicent was the one who was scheming behind the scenes, who was head of the green council and willing to be ruthless if she had to be. I'm glad the show added a few more layers to her character and didn't have her be a two dimensional evil stepmother but they went too far in the other direction and in an attempt to make her more likeable she ends up overshadowed by the men in her life who take her power. throughout the show regularly mocked, abused, SA'd and worried about her children safety because Viserys won't protect them. Although this is clearly one reason why she resents rhaenyra and her life, they never used it to fuel alicents own wants and desires and what she's willing to do and who she's willing to step on to get it. Alicent is the queen but rarely do we see her pull rank (she should've with Larys) and she often goes back on her `power moves or doesn't follow through (like actively plotting to get Aegon on the throne) and even apologises for her "behaviour" (the aemond incident) which is not just inconsistent but makes her come across as more hypocritical that she is meant to be. The show took away the little power she had by not allowing her to fully embrace what she wanted for herself and her children.
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#sorry you probably weren't expecting an essay#but this pretty much sums up my thoughts on the changes and where the idea to have her as a child bride came from#alicent hightower#house of the dragon#hotd meta#I imagine book Alicent being a bit more like show Margaery tbh#If you combined show Ali with show Margaery you'll probably get a more accurate version of book alicent if you think about it#The Tyrell's wanted power and intended to gain it through Margaery#Margaery wanted to be THE queen and was willing to marry Joffrey of all people#Alicent and Margaery (show version) are both passive aggressive#have beef with the “other queen” (except alicent mirrors Cersei in that respect because she's beefing with a literal child)#(like queen alicent hightower had beef with child rhaenyra so Queen Cersei Lannister could have beef with more children Sansa and Margaery)#book!alicent and show!margaery both have their own goals#capabilities when it comes to politics and need for power despite still being victims of the system.
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is this... a rapper!chris bot?
#still not a pro at making these.............#um hes a little sassy oopsies#but thats pretty accurate tbh#and tell me why i made the intro so fluffy but i sent a msg and he was already tryna get pussy </3
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mental illness ass recap what the fuckkkkkkk
#i feel like this isnt updated as well though tbh . definitely have had a few songs on repeat this past month that werent on there#but still pretty damn accurate#oh dr dog we're really in it now#rambling
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Who would you be on a pirate crew?
Cook
You probably lied your way into the crew and no one would be surprised if that were to turn out to be the case. Though you tend to be the friendly neighborhood kleptomaniac, the delicious meals you make using just moldy bread, dried beef and something that resembles cheese outshine your other not-so-appreciated talents. Your loyalty also very much depends on the context of the situation and it's been quite a long time since you chose 'work smart, not hard' as the motto to live by. It's way more enjoyable to engage in a questionably motivated but civilized conversation with the enemy than bash their head in with your boot. That habit backfiring will probably be the very reason for your ultimate demise but living in the moment is more your style.
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#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ dash meme.#this is... both accurate and not#byan can't cook to save their life and they DEF enjoy bashing heads in with their boots more than using words#but they do enjoy a little questionably motivated convo every now & then#and like. everything else is pretty spot on tbh lmao
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