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Everybody who made comments about that 'Steve is apart of the Clause Family' fic I wrote owes me a dollar
#tbf i assume most of it#is from ppl who havent been forced to watch a number of hallmark movies#or read an overwhelming amount of paranormal romance growing up#bc lets be real#this is practically a genre#in traditional/indie romance novel land#BUT STILL
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for all my slut posting I rly just want a partner who genuinely likes me and is age appropriate and not a terrible person and who just has gross enough kinks to make me cum but isn't a genuine predator and I just wanna be clear that some of y'all seem like you are just preying on young subs who you assume to vulnerable, and I really hope you suffer.
#tbf most of the yalls are blocked at this point but i just figured it was worth having this post up#in general#for when new ppls stalk my blog and assume i want their random unwarranted gross old man dick with no communication or intimacy attatched#fuck some of yall
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jason with green eyes post-resurrection + they glow esp in the dark which scares the crap out of everyone at least once when they catch him sneaking into the kitchen in the middle of the night
#dc#batfam#dc au#earth-r#cuz i want this to be canon in my au lol#r jason todd#r red hood#jason todd#red hood#tbf sometimes they do draw him like that but i assume thats mask stuff most of the time#also the kitchen detail is accurate even before any form of reconciliation jason just breaks in and steals a soda#and calls u a bitch /hj
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Was trying to figure out how to rewrite Doki Doki Precure so it could have Cure Ace and Cure Regina and I ended up just redoing Suite Precure
#precure#pretty cure#doki doki precure#cos i was thinking#oh what if during the first half of the season sometimes ai disappeared during a fight and cure ace showed up to help out#but she never stays for super long#just long enough to do the 'five vows of precure' thing and be all cool looking and mysterious#mana rikka and alice assume makoto knows her but she says she's never heard of cure ace#and it becomes this whole mystery about who cure ace is and whether or not she's somehow ai or marie ange or something#maybe aguri shows up a few times in her civilian form?#but as far as anyone knows she's just some kid who stops by mana's parent's restaurant sometimes#then during the midseason finale she's about to fight regina but regina fights off king selfish's influence just in time and becomes a cure#and maybe they butt heads for a while but begin working together after a few episodes causing aguri to officially join the team#and then i realized most of this was pulled straight from cure muse#i mean tbf cure muse is cool#i wouldn't mind if precure did a similar storyline again#update from 5 hours later: i completely forgot that precure did in fact do this again with cure nyammy
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while alexander the great was doing his "try to conquer all of asia ALL of it!" nonsense:
people in bronze age scandinavia were banging two rocks togheter to make another stone knife
And i am just saying, life in bronze age scandinavia sounds hella more pleasant than whatever alexander was doing. Just saying!
#bronze age scandinavia#now tbf some people were most likely making stone tools in ancient greece too at the time#commoners that is BUT#i assume so anyway bronze has some disantvantage to stone#also sometimes war in scandinavia bronze age also bur yeah yeah
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DnD murder mystery !!SOLVED!!
My players did it and I'm so proud of them :)
#now we get to the fun bit where I let them choose the next path they want to take#which is a bit of a nightmare because I need to write four different possible paths for them *to* take#they'll all tie into each other or be re-used later anyway but. Maaaan I was hoping we'd end the session with them deciding where to go#pretty sure they won't take one of the paths tbf but we'll see?#even if they do it's just the option to get a semi-regular income so they can start buying cool things#need to write them up a shop. magical shop. Potion shop. They're getting to the levels of the kingdom where there's cool stuff possibly aro#nd#also maybe have more royalty things slotted in soon... they gotta meet peep#which I assume most people won't recognise as the name of my most hated oc because they're not me which is totally fair#andrew mother fucking peep is the king of this kingdom and they get to meet the fucker#screaming about it#anyway I might give you the maps cause they're fun
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The thing about college AUs is that they often focus on students and fail to realize that at many higher education institutions the employees are this close to breaking out into open warfare. A W359 college AU where they are students would not work. A W359 college AU where they all work at a community college and still want to kill each other the same amount would be entirely believable.
#the Hephaestus has powerful community college energies#run down underfunded held together with spit and prayers#people assume everyone there is secondrate and couldn't do any better for themselves#then they get acquired by a for profit and when the shiny Urania Institute people come swanking in#they're like hands off our garbage#the only reason the fma college au was low on faculty drama was bc i thought of most of it while in grad school#now I am on faculty and god. I thought grad student drama was bad#I mean tbf grad students are often teetering on the cliff's edge a bit more but still#one time they upcycled our computers (not replaced them. we got slightly newer used ones)#and they had to go back and install internet explorer bc a loadbearing part of our accounting system requires it#i work at the Hephaestus station of colleges#Hilbert is still doing horrific experimentation but in a lab that's not even as high quality as the local high school's#wolf 359
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my experience when first coming out as asexual during my freshman year of high school was fresh after a breakup with this dude that i barely even really dated, it was like a short shitty middle school relationship and he pressured me into dating him but eventually when we broke up we stayed friends, and for some reason me coming out as ace just hit a nerve for him... he was absolutely convinced that i was lying and that i couldnt be asexual because i "definitely had been horny for him at some point.." ?? like he took my sexuality as a personal attack because it meant i wasnt sexually attracted to him... WE WERE 14... he literally went around to all our friends and acquaintances and asked them to affirm his opinion that i couldnt be ace and consistently used "horny" as an insult for me for months, OUT LOUD AND AT SCHOOL.
#i didnt come out as lesbian or aroace for another two years because this was terrifying lol#this mf was CRAZY as hell and we ended up having a full on friendship breakup like a year ago#thank god tbh#dunno why it took years for that to happen but ig im just glad it eventually did lmfao#i mean tbf we were babies at the time and so as we got through high school and most of us grew and changed i just assumed he would too#(spoiler: he never did)#meowing (yapping)#vent post#asexual#ace pride#acespec
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going boxing for the first time in months (at a new place, with my brother) and i wish i was normal i wish i could chill and enjoy my day without getting stressed over absolutely nothing
#i woke up and my first thought was '12.5 hours until we have to be at the class' ffs#if i mentioned this to my mother she'd start saying well why are you worried <3 what's the worst that can happen <3#but i'm not scared about specific events it's just a looming sense of dread that fucks my day up completely#i need to be working but i can't focus and feel like i'm physically dying#i can't eat which is not a good thing before a very intense class#which i'm assuming it will be#since it's muay thai#which is one of the things i've loved most in the world yet i can't do it as much as i'd like because of#so many other factors#those factors being autism#and the fact i'm a girl in yet another male dominated sport#tbf some of the nicest guys i've ever met have been in boxing classes#... and also some of the worst#every time i tell myself there's no need to be so stressed i start doing something productive#then my mind goes straight back to being scared as soon as i stop telling myself not to be#:')#also skdhvcshgd my little brother is driving me for the first time which is what i should be nervous about#not the class itself#in the mood of 'i need to hit something to calm down' ... that's exactly what i'm going to get to do. and yet
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when i was a kid the main thing my parents put on the radio (besides country stations/pop) were like 90s alt/grunge stations (mostly lithium on sirius or a couple of FM stations i cant remember the names of) so now thats one of my favorite types of music but also i feel kind of insane when talking about music stuff bc i kind of just assume that like everyone my age was listening to the same stuff so i get so confused like what do you MEAN you dont know the butthole surfers?? they played them like ALL THE TIME!!
#buzzy#tbf they only played the One butthole surfers song bc the rest of their stuff is#well dare i say Experimental mostly#but nobody remembers the presidents of the united states of america#COME ON DUDE LUMP AND PEACHES WERE ON FUCKIN REPEAT HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THEM#not gonna say that this is necessarily the most Obscure Music Ever either bc. well they were hits.#but i am just constantly surprised to learn that no people my age did not in fact mostly listen to that stuff#this isnt even a 'oh i was born in the wrong generation T-T' thing i just genuinely assume that even if ppl dont listen to this stuff#they at least like. know the songs. the same way everyone my age knows britney spears and nasasha beddingfeild#like at least if u dont actively listen to them if u were my age u kno at least a couple of the songs that were played All The Time#so im genuinely surprised like. oh theyre the band who had that song lump! you know lump right? here let me play a bit for you#what do you mean you dont know this. what do you mean you didnt hear it a million times in elementary school???#to be clear i also enjoyed the music that was being released as a#i was growingg up like i listened to pop too but. i just assumed 90s alt/grunge was Also Ubiquitous#'yeah it sounds kind of bad but thats what makes it good. duh.'
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maybe I should put some kind of formal apology in my blog description to all the people whose 2013 blogs I'm trawling for content... I mean I'm having a GREAT time queuing their old art and dead memes but for those who are still active I get that can be a little mortifying 😅
#dolphin noises#tbf most of these blogs haven't posted since like. 2018.#I assume most are Gone But Not Deactivated#but some have posted other stuff more recently or could have an abandoned graces sideblog to an active account#in which case I am resurrecting their 'cringe' with wholehearted delight 😅#it's so unironically lovely 💜 the RP blogs the sunglasses meme edits the 'screenshots' that are just photos of a TV. Amazing 💜💜💜
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oh
#the friend drama — which I had happily assumed was over — just took a turn for the worst#though tbf I don’t think it’s anyone’s fault specifically this time#I mean it is but also.. not. idk#I mean it’s like the whole thing went south so suddenly so randomly and most of all so *absurdly*#that even those involved were like.. yeah okay there has to be something off here#so I think they’re having a bit more grace toward the person at fault#which is good because that person’s mom told me what happened and I understand#but it’s also… incredibly concerning. and sad#I really hope they’ll be okay
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when the realisation ✨finally✨ dawns on you but it’s wayyyy too late
#so. to preface. i’m an idiot who often misses the point and stuff.#like it took me about 10 years to realise that i was being actively excluded from a group of girls#in which they went out of their ways to talk about all kinds of fun tall tales that all of them but me were involved in#(but i completely missed that they were trying to exclude me bc i was more interested in listening to their stories lmfaooo)#but anyways! a few weeks back my brother’s gf mentioned in passing that my bro told her that i went on the trip to look for bl manga#at first i was like ‘hahaha yeahhh i kinda read ‘em sometimes but not all the time yk’ but then i just realised that…#…he must’ve assumed that i was buying bl manga back when i bought vol 4 of idol sengen. fml#tbf!!!! there was a huge display of bl manga in the girls manga section of the store my family followed me into#so i guess i can see how he thought that i was buying bl manga? esp since i refused to let my fam see the cover of the book i bought?#but still… man. most of the bl manga on display there had v e r y spicy covers… lord knows which one he assumed i had bought…#there’s no way in heck i’m gonna correct him thought. nope. i don’t need him to go poking around in this fandom too#i’d d i e fr if he found this blog. so ig letting him continue with his assumptions is the lesser of two evils…#anyways. um. how was your wednesday~~~~?#it is suiyoubi my dudes
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ive already forgotten the context but i keep thinking back to when a usamerican user said something about the uk having a lot less infrastructure problems and disasters because its so different to my own perception.
like either
america has a lot more infrastructure problems and disasters than i, as a non-usamerican, know
most non-uk folks' perception of the uk today is way off from reality. i mean like 400 schools had to close here because the concrete roofs are collapsing and this is ongoing rn
im infrastructers georg and where im from is the outlier and most people didnt grow up in areas where the main water pipes broke every year or so, and didnt have to fill a bathtub as prep or spend their days walking up to the little emergency water holder at the top of their road
its a combination of all three or two of the three, etc.
i know i have a decent amount of uk mutuals so like,,,, was the infrastructure actually good where youre from? am i the outlier adn shouldnt be counted?
#kai rambles#if it is like#a more outlier problem#(i doubt it tbh)#id assume itll be heavily correlated with poverty and race#like tbf i am from one of the most impoverished areas#and when i was a kid we used to play around in this little area that should have been fenced off because there was barbed wire sticking up#like loads of people wrote to the council who were like we dont have the funding#and then everyones like#there are kids who play there#and the council again were like our budget is 6 peanuts and a tin of corned beef#and then i - age 10 - ran into the barbed wire playing hide and seek tag and needed stitches#and the council finally put a fence up
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gods bless overworked government departments with no time to look at anything
(successfully registered for a learners' license exam because nobody even looked at me for the 5 seconds it usually takes for people to be confused about the discrepancy from my ID)
#m#hell yeah#tbf I assume there is not really much of a concern that somebody would be fraudulently trying to take a learners by someone else's name?#so probably they don't care#and all the much documentation is just for official purposes#anyway exam is in a month#here's to hitting the life achievements most people get at age 16 👍
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uh cw fatphobia ig lol
me: i got a stationary bike
my partner's parents each time we've met since incl at the family gathering. also the entirety of my social feeds outside this app: OH YOU HATE YOUR BODY? I HATED MY BODY TOO OMG!! YOU WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? YOU WANNA B U R N F A T???? RECIPES TO SLIM DOWN! THIS ROUTINE GOT ME SHREDDED IN A MONTH! BECOME UNRECOGNISABLE! SHRINK GET SMALL FUCKING DISAPPEAR <3
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#tbf their mom has been much more businesslike abt it. probably bc it's her actual job#their dad has the most braindead take on it and immediately made it abt himself though lmfao#like...... no dude the fact that i wanna be more active and feel better and get stronger isn't an invitation#to go on a 30min long tirade on how you got fat directly & precisely bc you were depressed and directionless#& then made a bet w your ex that you'd look exactly like Will Smith In I Am Legend (???) in 6mo like#and have lived in a cycle of restriction vs excess and weight cycling and etc since#and have also used this experience as an excuse to assume shit abt people based on how they look#..........and I'm not even Fat-fat. i didn't grow up w the stigma and there's a strong likelihood#that the minute my lifestyle stops being absolutely completely sedentary im gonna drop a few kg and be done with it#i can't imagine dealing with this nonsense while trying to have a childhood#people can be so fucking gross abt others' bodies literally just shut up#ALSO!!! i'd much rather be in this situation than the shit i was living thru as a thin kid#whomst literally didn't get fed enough!!!!!#literally only grandmas would raise their eyebrows and try and get some food in there ( which isn't perfectly unproblematique but it comes-#from the impulse to NOURISH and they're so real for that goddamnit)#every other adult complimented me on my ability to overeat garbage at events and stay thin#like.......#have you considered i was actually literally being neglected and overate when there was available unrestricted food bc of that trauma? lol#lmao
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