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[theimpalatales]

Dracula referring to his books as “my friends” is both hilarious and relatable

[izzyspussy]

I uh. I forgot to reblog the "who do you think is in this scene NOW" poll so it only got paltry votes, and then I thought hey. It would be fun to run this after every non-backstory chapter. For me. So that's what I'm gonna do.

READ CHAPTER I.V. HERE IF YOU MISSED IT

[embersalcove]

Simply gorgeous

[rainbowsandchocolate]

[samseaaa]

hello tumblr

[missjackil]

Supernatural Battle of the Episodes!!

Looks like we have a winner!! The Big Empty gets the win in a tie breaker that was neck and neck till the last moments!!

No time to rest though! Bring on the next battle!

Chuck: I'm back after a day of rest with the new challenger Tombstone - Sam, Dean and the Scooby gang head out to Dodge City to hunt down a ghoul posing as gunslinger Bill Mathers.

[castielsprostate]

i am about to commit homicide on this fucking printer oh my fucking GOD

[yulyasupreme]

I traveled to Oslo this weekend with my friend. It was my second time there, but first time since I watched SKAM for the first time almost a year ago. I know, it’s all pretty new to me.

I knew many people have visited series related spots around the city, and I wanted to check some of them as well, but the minute I stepped out of the airport shuttle train, I rushed to check… ‘The Boyfriend Experience’ fic related places.

This story was written by @ghostcat3000 and @irazor. I think it’s the best piece of writing there is - in the tone of storytelling, in the language characters spoke to each other, in the kindness of the plot, in how thoroughly the authors researched their settings.

Here are some spots I visited on Saturday:

+ bonus: two SKAM related spots:

[savrr]

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[adventurousblur]

Oh! I didn’t get to speak about this yesterday ( since sunday is usually the day people like to approach this stuff ) but I didn’t get to.

This will also be in my rules, but you’re not gonna find any NSFT content on this blog. I understand that the characters have no canon ages anymore and my Sonic is almost in his 30’s, but I believe that sort of content is super intimate and requires trust between people. I also understand most people still perceive Sonic as 15, so I do feel uncomfortable with seeing some content of him when he was said to be 15 ( think adventure era and some other games ). This doesn’t really apply to recent games because it’s kind of obvious he’s not even 15 anymore- but I prefer to be safe about it.

The most you’ll find here is silly innuendos for jokes or fade to black moments. Some of the crack I tend to post can be s.exual in nature ( because of the jokes involved ) but I never want to actually do that sorta stuff. I’m expecting people to not poke me about this rule because it’s set in stone. If you try to force anything s.exual on me ( and it’s super obvious that it’s s.exual and you’re looking for those sorts of threads ) you’re getting a hard block, no negotiations or hear me outs.

In return, I won’t seek out or engage in yalls content surrounding that sorta stuff. It’s not my place to judge what people are getting up to unless it’s illegal ( you know the usual stuff that goes under that label ). I trust my mutuals to be mature adults about this stuff( since this is an 18+ blog anyways- if you’re a minor reading this please disengage until you’re a legal adult! ).

Talking about other topics concerning this subject- there will be things such as horror, action, drama, etc etc. I do tag everything accordingly but because of Sonic’s nature and the lore/theme of his games, you’re gonna find subjects as death and injury in some threads. Shadows story is a good example of this, as well as the story in Forces…. which is literally centered around war and Eggman’s dictatorship. Also, Sonic was a POW for 6 months…. which is honestly crazy to say but not surprising? ( stares at GUN and Maria and the early 2000’s love for edgy shit ).

I think that’s everything I wanted to say… a good tldr for this is no nsft but horror / injury / blood yadayadayada and everything is always tagged accordingly

[theimpalatales]

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[izzyspussy]

The Burden Easy: Crew & Izzy + Omegaverse (5/15)

Summary:

Bitching is one of the worst things a person can do to a fellow human being, tantamount to rape even if they don't force a mating bond while they're at it. The transition is painful, the dominance of the act humiliating, but beyond that an alpha who is forced to become an omega will almost always succumb to dysphoria and despair and, unless prevented, will take their own life.

But Izzy's always been a fucking contrarian. He's gonna be just fine.

CONTENT WARNINGS TYPICAL TO THE GENRE APPLY

Excerpt:

The Captain of the Revenge is a specter, a poltergeist, the leftover impression of the monster he still professes himself to be and to have always been. Most of the time the only evidence of his presence on board is the fear of the men thick in the air as they wait for him to make his next physical appearance. There's no guarantee he will or won't show himself, except for the daily raid. Izzy himself grudgingly obeys Frenchie's order to hang back until his transition finishes and he can stand for more than twenty minutes without bursting into tears or vomiting over the rail. As such, he's cursed to watch Edward stand completely still in the middle of every battle, weapons down at his sides if not completely holstered, finishing off any man who falls already defeated into his range with dull, dead-eyed indifference. Porcelain and pearls crunch under Izzy's weight as he finds the best of the vantage points he can still reach, gun out, hoping the way his hands shake now won't have him shoot through the wrong skull if someone goes for Ed like it almost seems he wants them to. When Edward haunts the deck off-raid, Izzy is a ghost to him too. A shadow. A dead thing lingering, invisible, desperate, and pathetic, past the ending of its life. Izzy continues to live and change, whether Edward deigns to see him or not. His own altered scent frequently chokes him - a strange lightened up and sweetened doppelganger of his old scent with hints of the same twisted mirror of Ed's, the alpha who injected part of his body into Izzy's to change it on his fucking whim. Who made Izzy his bitch and then didn't even claim him even though Izzy immediately went into fucking heat for him. Now Izzy stinks of that, will be identifiable forever by how Edward doesn't respect him and doesn't want him either.

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[lilareviewsbooks]

hey guys mm quick question i'm halfway through the obelisk gate WHAT IS GOING ON

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Fc suggestions:

- Seth hark

- 24-40

- witch werewolf

- natural herb shop owner, or zoo caretaker

[darleyothers]

damian russo x ares kaiser (dames) the barnum effect