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psa for usamericans
if you live in any of the states below: the tax filing resource you should be looking for is IRS Direct File; you can file federal taxes directly on the IRS' website, they have a free support helpline if you're stuck, they'll also redirect you to a free preparer for state taxes, and it should work with most tax situations
if you live in any other state (or aren't eligible for Direct File) and your total income for the year was $84,000 or less, you're eligible for IRS Free File; this only covers federal taxes, and works through external providers, but will guarantee that you can use their tax preparation services for free
if you are eligible for Direct File, though, you should use it! obviously very few things about the current political situation are certain right now, but it is a genuinely good and revolutionary way to handle tax paperwork and it's a lot more likely to stick around and expand into more states if more people actually know how to access it and end up using it
#maple.txt#taxes#have seen like 3 different PSAs talking about direct file and how cool it is before promptly linking exclusively to free file#so this is my attempt to correct the record
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Excise Tax vs. Sales Tax: Understanding Key Differences
Learn the distinctions between excise tax and sales tax, including how each is applied, who pays them, and their implications for businesses. Excise tax vs sales tax: understand the unique features of these taxes and why they matter. This guide provides clear explanations to help businesses navigate tax compliance and make informed decisions.
#excise tax#sales tax#tax differences#business taxes#U.S. tax guide#excise vs sales tax#tax for businesses
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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......
Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess
#ASK ME#ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising#no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve#anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you#...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones#I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food#and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb#I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer#s#YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART#......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking
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Y’know, I feel like we don’t give the writers enough credit when it comes to Soren
So often when a character is the “comic relief”, they start off with dynamic personalities and then lose them as the season go on (looking at you Cat Valentine and Steve Palchuk), but not Soren
No, Soren somehow manages to jump between being comic relief and genuinely serious and caring seamlessly. And it’s all the same character, too! He doesn’t feel like he’s switching personalities they’re just other facets of who he is and it’s amazing!!!
#tdp#tdp soren#soren#the dragon prince#dragon prince#literally the creators and writers of this show are crazy#because I swear he jumps from being stupid to smart in an instant because it consistent in who he is#like he knows a lot about being a guard and dealing with hard emotions but when it comes to more technical things that he’s not interested#in he’s clueless#he could probably give hour long lectures about different work out techniques#and lead groups in emotional conversation#but the moment you ask him how taxes work he’s suddenly head empty brain smooth#and I love that for him
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I've been having weird dreams lately
#stress dreams as a tax preparer hit different#transformers earthspark#starscream#novastorm#skywarp#maccadam#transformers#i cannot stress enough that i was starscream doing taxes in the dream
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average vbs event: Wicked Epic Sound is participating in the next event with us!!!! we have to practice super hard and show them who is Boss!! lets go team!!!!
average mmj event: SHIZUKU did you lose the 1099 tax forms. we NEED to file those as freelancers otherwise the IRS will give us More More Penalties!
#project sekai#blazeposting#text#yes i know theyre in japan and not the US so theres different tax laws#but i dont know how japanese taxes work#if YOU know how japanese taxes work feel free to make an improved version of this post#prsk#pjsk
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Conversations that would put my poor God fearing mother in an early grave
@citrusbatsandhoneybees
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer x reader#I AM 29 I PAY MY GOD DAMN TAXES#the struggles of having besties in different time zones </3
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“I could fix him” “I could make him worse” “I could accept him as he is” No, you fucking could not. Better and worse people have tried and failed, his actions are carved into his fucking bloodline. There is no fixing, worsening, or accepting him, he is stuck in a viscous cycle of his own making and nothing you do could possible change that, and any attempts at acceptance will be rebuffed.
#This one’s about bruce wayne#dcu#batman#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#i’m only attracted to bruce in batman beyond but not the movie just the show yes there’s a difference#i’m a lesbian but god that man’s bones CREAK#his eyes r so yellow. SMASH.#taxes talks too much
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This is it, that’s the ship to me
That’s swampcat at its finest, this is the shit that makes me scream for more like YASSSSSS GIMME THAT
#my art#legends of avantris#loa#once upon a time#ouaw#kremy lecroux#morning frost#Kremy x Frost#Frost x Kremy#swampcat#ouaw swampcat#swampcat ouaw#Morning Frost x Kremy Lecroux#Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost#domestic bliss of doing shit in the same room#different tasks but in the same room#that’s romance to me#or friends ship or like qpr#that’s them#I start cheering and screaming like a fool#DOING TAXES /R#YESSSS
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I love how every single labru thing I ever see is “omg the king and his advisor!” “The king and his advisor?” “The king and his advisor!”
And all the labru hate is “look at these weird shippers who haven’t read the manga! Uncultured!”
Like… I wouldn’t have these brain worms if I hadn’t read the manga
#kabru and laios canonically live in the same castle#Kabru’s job is to whisper in laios’ ear#and then everyone keeps complaining about ‘anime only’s being obsessed with labru#like… who are you talking about? nearly every fic and art is post manga#dungeon meshi#kabru#laios touden#labru#dungeon meshi spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#anyway back on my ‘I’m an adult who pays taxes and has a job. sorry if you don’t like that I make my dolls hold hands differently from you’
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i hate my boss i hate my boss i hate my boss
#shut up about how hard it is for you to pay taxes you own THREE MULTI MILLION DOLLAR HOMES. AND YOU CLAIM THEYRE ALL OWNER OCCUPIED ON#YOUR INSURANCE EVEN THOUGH YOURE RENTING THEM OUT. MAKING LIKE 8K A MONTH OFF EACH YOU SICK FUCK#I SEE YOU DROP 2K ON A NEW PURSE ON A WHIM I SEE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT WANTING TO WORK WITH WOMEN AND PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT CULTURES#YOURE LITERALLY AN IMMIGRANT DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING PERSEPCTIVE. stupid motherfucker#even setting aside politics all you do is scream at people and call them stupid r*yards you’re literally 60 this is embarrassing behavior
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i need the bats to go to america. please. pretty please
Bruce originally planned to take only Damian to America, just to scope the town that had been rumored to be holding the main factory for a new toxic chemical. However, his kids decided that they wanted to venture with them, and soon they all landed in a [random] southern state.
and. it’s a huge culture shock. because let’s be honest, the bats are not ready for the south. the bats are not ready for the north. they are not ready for the east. they are not ready for the west.
Immediately, the people were nicer, way nicer. This wasn’t surprising, as they came from GOTHAM. which yes, is known to be the most dangerous city, and that reputation led to lots of mean people.
(In reality, Gothamites were actually really chill with each other, the only reason being that nobody wanted to create another villain of the week)
But these people? They casually greeted others, even strangers like Bruce. A random teen would come up to Dick and compliment his outfit, a grandma would come up to Jason and ask for his help (which did not make him tear up, shut the fuck up Tim.)
A kid would accidentally bump into Bruce, only to instantly apologize profusely and be called back from his mom. Group of teen girls came up to Steph and Cass to ask them where they got their clothes from, only to talk for more than two hours at the mall the batfam were visiting.
Multiple more interactions happen, but i’m too tired to write them.
The biggest difference they experienced?
The high schools.
(but that’s another post, where I drop the batfam in high school.)
#southern life#can you tell i’m a southerner?#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#batman#some aren’t mentioned but trust they are there#high school episode coming out soon#pls let me turn them southern#realistically they would be startled by the different tax brackets#but the world isn’t ready for that talk either
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DEATH AND TAX EVASION WAS SUCH A GOOD ES FOR SAM....... I got so invested in heckin Christian Rat Church so heres a bunch of church rats............... more specifics notes under the cut:
the rat church is dealing with a schism, so early on there's a chance to break up a fight and THIS IS JUST A RLY FUNNY MENTAL IMAGE TO ME.... SAM JUST GOES IN THERE AND STARTS PICKING UP RATS
A thing that's come up a few times in chats and rp with friends is that in order to not constantly feel crazy when verses he knows by heart change slightly in every edition, Samuel's kept his own Bible from the surface to refer to. With the rats specifically taking issue with St. Cyriac's edits, I really want to believe Sam got a moment to share older versions of these verses with the Layrat, before all the verses on death were changed to exclude rats....
IF YOU'RE CONNECTED TO FINGERKINGS then in Cheese Heaven the fingerkings specifically notice you're not a rat and only rats are supposed to be there -- instead of helping you leave, they just politely warn you that you'd better escape soon or else they'll have to turn you into a rat. RULES ARE RULES!! Thanks so much guys. I'm still losing my mind abt how much cheese heaven scrambled sam's brain.... just rly thought he was a rat for a bit there......
ALSO I HAVENT STOPPED THINKING ABT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE LAYRAT PRAYING FOR YOU. I compared this ES early on to another ES I played a while back, All The Saints, where the Intrepid Deacon is sort of looking to you during a crisis of faith, and Sam worked hard to keep him un-tempted. But... for this one, Samuel was less sure, and uncertainly encouraged the Layrat to be willing to question what he grew up with, and to follow his heart on these strange new ratty religious ideas. But... this little rat was the one to keep faith and help him when Sam nearly forgot himself... I DONT KNOW MAN. IVE GOT EMOTIONS ABT RAT FAITH.
#fallen london#fl: the bloodstained deacon#fallen london oc#shazz art#fanart#exceptional story spoilers#es spoilers#death and tax evasion#this es was ALSO FUNNY but just made me feel so many feelings#apparently this author is the same one who did a bunch of light fingers so DO HIS STORIES JUST ALWAYS TAKE FIVE DIFFERENT SURPRISE TURNS???
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the company i work for decided that its switching from the german formal "You"(Sie) to the informal "you" (Du) in all of our websites so now we have to scour the entire database to change it and i quite frankly hate that, not just bc the unecessary extra work but especially bc its such a weird and unecessary change
i bet its bc everything here is getting englishfied (both literally and culturally it feels like, when my new boss talks its half in english bc every second german word is just replaced by an english one despite there being perfectly fine words for it in german too, its so annoying) and bc they want to sound more personal in hopes of getting more clients bc 'company is your fwiend uwu!!', i know this here is the amercian tm site so you wouldnt understand really but i do not want to be greeted with 'du' by companies, no, thats too personal, you dont know me and im not giving you my data, stay away!!
i guess thats how i would describe it .. the formal you is like a polite distance, like someone you dont know staying outside your personal space, but when its the informal 'you' it feels invasive unless i told you you can call me that, and that goes double for companies
maybe its a small thing that doesnt seem important but i cant stand it, im just a little part time worker doing data work so i got no say in it but the companies founder also announced hes giving his post to his kids some time ago so ...... since then theres been alot of changes and new projects that solely aim to imitate whats popular and whats done by other companies, despite ours being one that is, or used to be, intentionally different, like, that was the POINT, but i guess chasing trends is just too appealing for CEOs
#ganondoodles talks#personal#rare personal rant#theres more and more changes that feel so weirdly forced#like man#i thought being different was the whole point#like climate and ethics are .. or were .. the core idea and now i guess its just fine to do whatever conventional companies are doing#yeah woohoo lets also do an app thing that forces people to sign up if they want reasonable prices!#smartphones the standard everwhere!#who needs anything physical if you can put it in an a phone so syphon off data directly out of people fingertips!! yea!!!#lets use AI pitcures bc we refuse to hire more graphic desingers and they are jsut so overworked uwu#climate? ethic? whats that#argh#sorry this needed to get out#recently had a stupid conversation with a coworker bc i asked them why we are okay with AI shit now when it goes against what this-#company was presumably founded on#and he was rly defensive and said welll we dont have time and its cheap and also maybe we should got WITH the time#like that last thing especially pissed me tf off#but i cant afford to lose this job#im starting to hate it more though so the dream of being able to stay like this might not be real#i cant get a job in this place that is as nice to my mental health so idk man#i wish i was good enough at merch and online stuff so i could live of that#but even trying to find out how taxes work on that stuff is a nightmare to me
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My personal interpretation of Kavetham is that Alhaitham is aware of his feelings for Kaveh and he’s just accepted them, shrugged and continued living his life. It’s just a fact to him now. And if someone asked him if he ever planned on telling Kaveh, he’d be like, “It’s none of his business.”
#genshin impact#alhaitham#al haitham#kaveh#kavetham#kavehtham#haikaveh#alhaitham’s just like ‘are you stupid. why would i do that.’#and it’s not because he’s like. afraid of rejection or whatever. that doesn’t matter to him or factor in at all#it just seems like it’d be a hassle#kaveh on the other hand despite also being a genius of equal caliber to alhaitham#does not realize they are married even though they are jointly filing their taxes#also jsyk i am not saying kaveh is oblivious. i am saying they both express and interpret feelings and others actions differently#and are also both insane
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Fenris is my favorite da character period but every time I draw him i get SO distracted giving him other hairstyles
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