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girls do this:

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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Megatron: it's pride month, Starscream. You know what that means

Starscream: huh. what.

Starscream: do you want us to steal like. gay energy.

Starscream: what

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Man I try not to get too attached to internet entertainment people but I am hopelessly and deeply attracted to Mr. Sausage of ordinary sausage fame to the point it's hard to watch the videos sometimes.

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hot milf in your army!

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MILE HIGH CLUB!!

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Your daily dose of wholesome content for today.

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the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching this show

(also—)

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I fucking love this show

Clip describes like half of the TF fandom

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😭

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pushing my transfem starscream agenda

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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In Parkour Civilization, noobs can do a one-block jump for a raw chicken to barely survive day-to-day, or they can attempt a more difficult one-block vertical jump for a piece of raw beef, which gives more saturation (energy) and allows them to attempt levelling up to the Pro Level. Does your blorbo play it safe with the chicken or risk it all for the beef? Do they succeed or fail?

Submission: Seekers should be able to jump better. They have wings and thrusters.

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When peeps “announce” they’re unfollowing someone

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