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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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Our ex landlord owes us 3 times the security deposit we paid him lmaooooo get FUCKED💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
#this whole thing has been insane but lmao we won#we're also filing a libel case + reporting him to the irs for tax fraud#that he sent us evidence of for some reason ? so#lmao ! get fucked old man
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Thinking about Logan going on a full dad rant about inflation. For the sillies who wanted scott ruining logans life again. Heres a minific.
"What the fuck do you mean 14.50!? I got 2 black coffees??!! Back in my day-"
Wade just goes 🙄😒 sighs and takes a seat because he knows this is gonna take a while.
"In the confederacy, you could get a POUND of coffee for 1.20??!"
Then Wade just mutters. "Yeah, and then in February '65 it was 196$ per pound...."
Logan just turns and looks at him with a face that says 'How do you know that?' "...The confederacy wasn't around in '65 Wade.."
"1865. February. Coffee prices rose to 196$ per pound."
"...."
"You would have been 33."
"...Since when can you do math? Or know history??"
"You don't wanna know that."
"No no, tell me."
"You sure? You're gonna kill him."
"Who?"
"Scott."
"What the fuck did he do now?!"
"Nathan and I might have had a run or two... But it's okay, That was only a movie and 2 episodes."
"FUCKING SUMMERS"
"Yeah, I did -"
"😑"
"Are you still mad about the coffee?"
"No.."
"Gonna go 'fight' Scotty?"
"Why'd you say fight like that??"
"Logan, honey. We 'fight' all the time. I know Peanut. I mean- You're gonna tell his wife tho right?"
"*insert old man confusion*....why would I tell Nathans wife that Im gonna beat up her father in law?"
#But yeah WHAT THE FUCK IS INFLATION#WHAT ARE TAXES#LOGAN USING THE CONFEDERACY IS NOT HELPING YOUR CASE BUD#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadpool#wade wilson#deadpool 3#wolverine#nathan summers#cablepool#scott summers is RUINING HIS LIFE AGAIN#scogan
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hey! hi! the cartoonist cooperative has an e-sim drive for gaza, offering art for e-sim donations (instructions etc in the link)
#I usually keep politics posting to Twitter bc of reach/impact#like I’d rather spend my time calling state reps telling them I don’t want my fucking tax money to go to bombing civilians#than explain to a tumblr user that no you don’t get a pass to use ultra/ethnonationalist talking points because you’re#too busy choking on government boot to realize that you’re being 1800s racist#but I haven’t seen the donation drive making rounds on here so if getting art prompts you to helping people#keep connected please check it out. the artists available and instructions are all on the page linked etc.#anyway. in case it was not clear. none of us are free until all of us are free. death to imperialism. etc.
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Vachete Suomi AU. Vesuri ja Vaski asuvat suuressa kylässä jossain sisämaassa kaukana suurista kaupungeista kuten Turusta. Kirkonkylän pappi, Vesuri, yrittää parhaansa mukaan vakuuttaa kyläläisiä kasvattamaan perunaa, koska se on satoisa ja ravitseva kasvi mutta kyläläiset eivät tahdo luopua nauriista. Vaski on kartanonvoudin poika ja yrittää pitää suhteita yllä kyläläisiin, että he olisivat suostuvaisia maksamaan veroja kuninkaalle eivätkä hyökkäisi hänen isänsä kimppuun.
Loose translation:
Finnish Vaschete AU.
Vesuri (a type of pruning knife/billhook) and Vaski (brass/copper/bronze) live in a big village somewhere inland, far away from the country's populous cities like Turku (Finland's oldest city and former capital located in the southwestern coast). The village priest, Vesuri, is trying his best to persuade the villagers to start farming potato, a high-yielding and nourishing crop, but people are reluctant to give up their turnips (one of Finland's most important staple foods up until 1800's when potato finally took over). Vaski is the son of a local lord of the manor (or maybe you'd call it bailiff? Or even jarl?) and is doing his best to get along with the villagers so that they would continue paying their taxes to the king and wouldn't turn against his dad.
#I'm not sure how you'd translate kartanonvouti#an official who governs a piece of land and is responsible for collecting taxes for the king you know the deal#I would've called Machete kassara which is a synonym for vesuri#but then you could call him “käsikassara” which is a derogatory term for a person who does someone else's dirty work#and that's what he does and why he's called Machete#I don't know if you're aware anon but Vasco was named that because his colors reminded me of vaski#anonymous#answered#Vaschete scenarios#Finland was converted from catholicism to protestantism in early 1600's and potatoes were first introduced here around 100 years later#so in this case he's either catholic and a true potato trailblazer ahead of his time#or this takes place after the reformation and he's lutheran but potatoes are slowly being adopted it's the villagers who are anti-potato#I don't know what I'm talking about
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Honestly I see Jimmy's refusal to put Curly out of his misery less about his weird feelings of envy or his delusions but the fact Curly is all but stated to be a shield to Jimmy from his actions and people seeing the worst in him.
The only characters that Jimmy really interacts with one on one before the crash are Curly and Anya, two individuals he has wildly different relationships with. It's likely that Curly really did most of the talking between them as the pilots and the rest of the crew as staff. They didn't know of Jimmy's more reprehensible behaviors cause they never really had the chance to and Jimmy is subconsciously aware. If they had disliked him more than Anya would have told Swansea earlier or even Daisuke when things got really bad.
It's why he takes the immediate opportunity to blame Curly; He's the shield. He's saved Jimmy's ass more times than he can count and more times than Jimmy would ever admit. Even when he can't really do it anymore, he mentally shields himself from his own faults by putting Curly between them. Letting Curly die puts too much on him because he doesn't know how to function without a safety net.
In the end Curly only lives because Jimmy needs the idea that Curly will inevitably make things better to stay alive, meaning Curly has to live, no matter how much it pains him to do so.
#in short Jimmy doesnt only care about Curly#he only cares about the securtiy that Curly provides him#and i headcanon that the reason he tried to kill everyone is because he knew it was only a matter of time befor Curly realized this wasnt#somethgin benign Jimmy did that he could smooth over but somethign that Curly would repremand and condem him for and take his security away#like yes Curly did not react fast enough or strongly enough to what Anya told him but you could see him showing more concern over it as I d#understand the psychology behind people and more specifically men like Curly as he is hearing something horrible his friend did to someone#he cares about but has less of a bond with. he feels the need to protect his crew as people first and sadly Jimmy is still the person he wa#closest too yet I still think everything happened too fast for Curly to process as would you not grapple with the fact your closest friend#is a monster you must personally deal with? or that he did something so vile to someone else you have become protective over? Would you not#think of the relative power that friend holds and how if you approuch this wrong it could end badly for everyone? He had all these thoughts#but not enough time to think about them. Also how Jimmy was one of the main people in his personal life he felt a need to protect seeing as#he got him this job. Like imagine the one person you are really trying to make good is still bad after everythign and now you have to be th#hand of judgment youve shielded them from for so long like I do not think Curly handeled the initial situation with Anya correctly I dont#think it was the case of him not believing but not really knowing what to do and feel about it as a friend of both parties the captain and#guy going through his own shit and it says so much that he was dealing with all that so well compared to Jimmy who got everyone killed cuz#he thought being captain would be like sitting on the thrown and not emotionally mentally and physically taxing like I cant say Curly is th#best person due to his inaction but he is a good person doing the best with the knowledge and shitty resources he has cuz like also Id just#be terrified that my suicidal and nilihst bestie who clearly has an inferiority complex around me is the copilot who has access to the most#to the most important parts of the ship and the means to kill us all if he feels like him or his security are being threatened like#Anya and Curly just deserved better because they get put through the ringer like just put him in a class to teach him to be less trusting#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing curly#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing jimmy#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers
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In summary of today's first Ghost tour from live I've seen in twt:
New quintessential ghoul
New multi ghoulette
Copia singing "the dude I screwed last night" lyrics of JHKM instead of the one in the mv
Stage somewhat caught on fire (only a little)
Powerful ghoulette vocals in Respite live
New mummy dust bills
RED SPARKLY SUIT COPIA
#in case y'all missed me being a complete mess all over the place#i won't go for ghoul names cause man that's taxing to think#the band ghost
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It started as a qpr Fabriz thought but y’know what it extends to the rest of the bad kids: I think it would be really funny if they had a complex web of platonic marriages just to reap the financial and governmental benefits. Like “if one got seriously stuck in a hospital the others would be able to visit because they’d be considered spouse and/or legal family” style, y’know? In a “benefits on tax returns and few(er) questions if Fabian (or the cig figs if they make more money?) decides to share a larger amount of money with the others because they’re considered extended family” way, and a “easy to put on emergency contact forms” way. Half their parents are already dating each other, it wouldn’t even need to be a very large friend-marriage-web! Idk man I just think it would be funny
#Kiri rambles#I was thinking about how many legal benefits there are to being married (in relation to how fucked over you can get from NOT being married)-#-and was reminded of the immense comedic potential of ‘make the relationship web EVEN MORE FUCKED UP with like six platonic marriages-#-because taxes and professional adventurers surely frequent hospital visits’#are there probably also laws allowing registered party members some similar benefits??#I would hope so and knowing Brennan either probably or they’ll tackle that next year but IN CASE THERE ARENT I think is would be funny :D#the reason it wa spriginally and Fabriz thought is just because I’ve seen a couple very funny posts about them being platonically married-#-for various reasons but then I realized that A.) Riz would honestly probably REALLY benefit from that financially and B.) I actually-#-forgot my second point but my first point still stands#Fabriz#<- mostly for the blocklists frankly#the bad kids#d20#d20 fhjy#fhjy#dimension 20 fhjy#should I tag all of them? it’s about them all but only partially mentions two…#fuck it why not#adaine abernant#Kristen Applebees#gorgug thistlespring#fig faeth#fabian aramais seacaster#fabian seacaster#Riz Gukgak#kristen chilis applebees#<- her fucking middle name.. you go girlie franshice names
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I am so unbelievably pissed off. FUCK HOAs
Oh, my trash/recycling bin can't be visible except on pickup day? Ok whatever fine I hate you but I can deal with this
Weekly inspections?????? FU FU FU FU FU
SECOND NOTICE ALSO WE'RE CHARGING YOU MONEY TO SEND YOU CERTIFIED MAIL OF THIS TOTALLY LEGIT TOTALLY SECOND NOTICE OF WHAT IS ACTUALLY A VIOLATION cue me: checks notes. Hmm. My recycling bin was. on the curb. on recycling pickup day. You know. The day it has to be out. The day it is motherfucking ALLOWED TO BE FUCKING OUT AND VISIBLE.
so. 1) not a violation
I have sent them the trash AND recycling pickup schedules, which are DIFFERENT, btw
I have disputed the fact of the violation
I have disputed the linking of this "violation" to a previous violation MONTHS AGO--their "first notice" in this case was a "Courtesy Notice" LITERALLY 5 MONTHS AGO and they've done so many inspections since then and my bin CLEARLY WASN'T OUT IN THOSE INTERVENING MONTHS so WTMFH
So I am posting like a crazy person here instead of sending the absolutely deranged email I almost sent (I did send a slightly less deranged version with the disputes, and requesting a hearing)
OMG. It has been. Less than one hour since I learned this fun fun news. My bin was out YESTERDAY, y'all. YESTERDAY. I am going to blow a gasket
#it's a relatively privileged problem to have (omg i have a home truly i am grateful) but it's still a goddamned problem and i'm allowed#to fucking complain about it#in case it needs to be said#*rolling my eyes*#i advocate for free/actually affordable housing for everyone who needs it because we ALL deserve a safe secure stable home#whatever type of home that may be#it is absolutely goddamned ridiculous that megacorps can buy all the housing#rent it out at extortionate rates and evict people willy nilly#and we're talking about a “housing crisis” and not a “STOP LETTING CORPORATIONS AND BILLIONAIRES HOARD ALL THE HOUSING” crisis#goddamn.#ha elect me president (ahaha don't do this i am not a good public speaker) and I'll push congress to pass some really neat legislation#hey be more direct: elect me to congress (ahaha don't do this) and i'll WRITE some goddamn nifty legislation and yell about it as long and#as loud as i can until people start to just fucking say yes to make me shut the fuck up#(i know that's not how it works. again. don't actually elect me to a government position)#exemplia gratis:#No individual person shall own more than 6 homes UNLESS they pay a Housing Market Shrinkage Fee for removing viable housing from the market#why 6 and not 2? 2 is a lot! it's excessive! but having A vacation home shouldn't be a crime. Having 5 vacation homes is ridiculous and#awful and whatever but it's not likely to be the source of all our greatest “housing shortage” problems. no. I'm aiming for the absolutely#monstrously greedy and egregious motherfuckers who---ok#hang on. how many homes does the average min and max homeowner own? I would like to see data on that. but anyway#the next part of the legislation:#Homes owned >6 shall be charged X% Housing Market Shrinkage Fee UNLESS they are rented for affordable (15% or less than renter net income)#housing and are actively occupied by said renters. Rented out and charging more than 15% of renter's net? still gotta pay up.#EMPTY housing >6 shall be subject to an additional Y% Housing Market Shrinkage Fee (tax? should I call it a tax?) which increases with ever#month that the housing goes unoccupied. no one living in it? sell it rent it or pay the fuck up. and still pay the fuck up if you rent it#for way too goddamn much money#but like. less. we only REALLY hate you if you sit on empty houses that you don't even let anyone use#ok that's individuals. now onto BUSINESSES#ok so immediately it gets a little complicated cuz like presumably there's rental management businesses that don't own the rental propertie#that they manage BUT there are also companies that just outright own a shitfuckton of housing and THIS is the truly egregious monstrous sid
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Rewatching Gravity Falls. I've come to realize that Grunkle Stan is objectively the funniest character of all time.
#gravity falls#gravity falls rewatch#grunkle stan#stanley pines#everything he says makes me laugh and makes me laugh HARD#I don't think I've ever quoted a character as much as I quote him#“Because I regularly commit massive tax fraud”#“Yes! Yes! Burn the child...”#“JUST KIDDING! LET'S BREAK IN!”#“Finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”#“Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash.”#“That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!”#“BUY MORE KEYCHAINS! BUY - MORE - KEYCHAINS!”#“I will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly!”
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I do not want to get married. I acknowledge that equal marriage rights are incredibly valuable for a multitude of reasons and that the fight for marriage equality is nowhere near over (disabled people being unable to get married at risk of losing their benefits comes to mind). But I do not want to get married.
I am however deeply frustrated by the complete lack of legal rights that exist outside of marriage. My next of kin will forever be my parents and siblings, no matter how much of my life has been devoted to a chosen family. They will have first rights in legal, medical, and even funerary decisions. And don't get me wrong, I am close with my blood family, but I ache at the thought that some of the most important people in my life will never "count" by these metrics. If I'm hospitalized, they won't even be allowed in the room.
Legal care of kinship only applies to children with insufficient guardianship (this is where a godparent or friend or neighbor can serve as a substitute guardian, basically). I as an adult can't get my friends to legally adopt me (also that would be a little weird). At best, I can list them as an emergency contact and hope. Why am I not allowed to sign a piece of paper saying these people are loved and trusted and should be recognized as such.
#aromantic#aro#aspec stuff#i feel like i'm doomed to be a floating statistic as far as the government is concerned#why are we only allowed to be connected to our spouses and our children#why do we keep pretending no one else matters#i shouldn't NEED to get married for tax benefits#internalized aphobia#amatonormativity#in case you still thought aspecs aren't oppressed
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Also I think Chilchuck is most like some sort of small terrier. This thing is going into dangerous burrows without needing your direction and bringing back treasure 👇 and founding unions and inventing small business ideas when you aren’t giving him adequate enrichment
#chilchuck tims#yeah whatever this can go in the main tag. share my visions boy#and in mickbell’s case committing tax fraud and insider trading.#don’t fucking coddle him. he’s working
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@geezerflakes
So the perfect ad showed up on your latest comic update XD
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#mtg#gideon jura#liliana vess#was gonna wait for tomorrow in case we got heartbreaking gruulfriends art then remembered there's no reality where gruulfriends pay taxes
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spending this weekend hobbymaxxed. enjoymentpilled. whatever the kids are saying that I can make sound uncool
actually managed to paint for a couple of hours yesterday after an early call with friends!!! threw out a thing I've been meaning to toss for months and it being gone makes me feel better!!! (rip monstera plant I killed, you did not deserve that) watched more young justice!!! read some book!!! played two different types of viddy game!!! did my chores!!! went out and got a coffee!!! maybe I'll go watch a movie and knit!!! maybe I'll sew a little doll outfit or finish some bookbinding!!! i'm unstoppable!!!!!
#yes I'm avoiding doing my taxes why do you ask#but seriously. steamrolling right over the 'but effort and time' self-blocks feels so so much better than indulging them#who cares if I only read one chapter or if my painting of chappell roan armour is wonky#still better and more enjoyable for having been done than not#I am writing this to remind myself later that this is the case. particularly on the painting#instead of just not touching paints for four months again
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