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People act like there's an explicit line between friendship and romance like This is how Platonic Friends act and if two people act like That they are a Romantic Couple. Buddy I have crossed the line so far that it's actually surprising to me and it's still friendship

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Would I spend $23 for washcloths? Absolutely not.

Would I spend $23 and several hours to make my own? Somehow, yes.

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Hey guys, just letting everyone know this, but if you’re sucking rabid dick, the post exposure shot goes in the mouth

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*aggressively swirls energy drink counterclockwise*

"fuck this headache fuck this headache fuck this headache"

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Me to the council of gods that watch over me: Y'all seeing this shit?

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Using for Story and kinda for fun

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?

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women want tinctures potions elixirs salves balms concoctions brews tonics essences and so on

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i bet it feels so good if you're a little cat to put your head upside down like that

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It’s the kind of slow-build overstimulation where I can’t decide if I need to lay spread flat on the floor or curl myself into the tightest ball possible

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a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

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God I love Apothecary Diaries. Maomao is like a dog with a mouth full of Lego bricks to me. Babygirl don’t eat that