#taub x foreman

[wilsonteav]

[paceywittergayboatman]

Tell me why hugh Laurie directed the ep of house md where hospitals in lockdown and taub and foreman are high on vicodin in the like place with all the hospitals records and they basicaly imply taub sucks foremans cock

[0liverspace]

It's funny how i always end up loving the most unpopular ships. I remember being so obsessed with Taub x Foreman and being like: "wait, am i the only one on the boat?" xD

Now its happening with Chulu, make me stop

I wish those were the only examples, but there are more than 7, thats for sure.

[taubtism]

chat, what did i just watch

[wilsonteav]

Taubman Shippers Community wake up 🗣️🗣️

Officially I am now a taubman truther. No fucking way they’re high on Vicodin and chasing each other down the hallways giggling like school girls… fucking hell. They’re bonding. Being adorable and shit. Goddammit.

[graciepoetsociety]

this is THE single gayest lineup i have ever seen in my life and of course it’s from house md

[glossglamour]

GUYS .

(source)

[sideblog-9000]

Yes house md is technically a medical drama, but I think of it more as a sickeningly good drama, set in a hospital LMAO

[sojatoals]

there's a lot of scenes i love in hilson's breakup era aka s5e01 "dying changes everything" - s5e04 "birthmarks" but one of my favorites is just. how house's fellows are basically children of divorce

all of them look so done here like HELP.

their expressions are a mix of sympathy like "okay. well, dad's grieving, so we shouldn't comment" and also exasperation like "god it's the millionth time he's mentioned mom in the past hour."

on the other hand, it looks like wilson also gets some of the kids in the divorce too (cameron, foreman's half-half)

[false-heteros16]

YES EVERYONE… I MEAN EVERYONE on house’s team is neurodivergent.

[housesredlollipop]

house md character as quotes my friends said

House

“nn s dce frocio”

“you can’t say faggot” (said by hetero? guy)

“joe biden and donald trump french kiss yaoi hidden love”

“I NEED TO PLAY AROUND WITH SOME MEN”

Wilson

“io chiudo la porta anche se sono solo (devo tenere fuori i mostri del buio)”

“i close the door even if I'm alone (i have to keep the monsters of the dark out)” (talking about peeing in the middle of night)

“charisma and lack of special awarness which actually makes it look like you’re confident”

Cuddy

“mia nonna madre gaslighting queen”

“my mother gaslighting queen”

-Fa caggare il cazzo

“ESATTO! VIVA LA VAGINA”

Cameron: Dicks suck

“EXACTLY! LONG LIVE VAGINA”

Cameron

“Love quando le cose nazionali sono lgbt friendly”

“Love when national things are lgbt friendly” (edit of those french and polish politician)

“vasco house indosserebbe le scarpe da ginnastica a ognuno dei nostri funerali”

“house would wear sneakers to every one of our funerals”

Foreman

“Che sono pazzi e si credono fighi perché hanno la luce elettrica”

“They are crazy and think they're cool because they have electric lights” (talking about positivismo)

“Giulka Cameron ha aperto un sito porno per la prima volta e si è fidata delle pubblicità”

“Cameron opened a porn site for the first time and trusted the ads” (she saw penis growing cream ads)

Chase

“Bo comunque cazzo pisello palle zucchina zucca pelata patata”

“Bo anyway fuck dick balls courgette peeled pumpkin potato”

Eric: 5 cm taller but you still breath FART AIR

“i’ll fart in your mouth”

13

“Maybe women didnt like leopardi but maybe a twink on tinder would”

“Cami House i need you to kill me”

Taub

“Comunque siete solo degli haters perché io non diventerò pelato”

“Anyway you're just haters because I won't go bald” (is balding)

“quando jovi kutner mi dice “io dormo con white noise” e poi partono i peti più forti che tu abbia mai sentito in vita tua”

“when kutner tells me “i sleep with white noise” and then the loudest farts you've ever heard in your life start”

Kutner

“grazie pupe siete le mie troione da battaglia”

“thank you babes, you are my battle sluts”

“RE GALLINO CANTA DURANTE LA NOTTE U U U”

“KING ROOSTER SINGS DURING THE NIGHT U U U”

[wilsonteav]

Inspiration vs. My version

It was so hard to make, trust me

[shortnailsforfuntimes]

house md fic! its a case fic with not so secret hilson!

please please kudos please

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[taubtism]

even the show is making jokes about them being a couple 😭 i feel so validated for my silly little ship

[malpractice-husbands]

Taub could be such a nice husband for foreman if he wasn't so homophobic 😭