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Discover the Magic of Kitchen King Masala with Narpa Spices
Indian cuisine is renowned for its rich flavors, aromatic spices, and mouthwatering dishes. At the heart of many of these culinary delights lies Kitchen King Masala, the ultimate all-purpose spice blend. Whether you’re preparing a hearty vegetable curry or a flavorful gravy, this versatile masala can transform your cooking. At Narpa Spices, we take pride in offering the best Kitchen King Masala, carefully crafted to elevate your dishes to perfection.

What is Kitchen King Masala?
Kitchen King Masala is a blend of finely ground spices that acts as a magic ingredient in Indian cooking. It combines a variety of spices to create a robust, aromatic flavor profile that enhances the taste of any dish. From curries to stir-fries, Kitchen King Masala is your go-to spice for adding depth and complexity to your recipes.
Ingredients of Kitchen King Masala
The key to a great Kitchen King Masala lies in its ingredients. At Narpa Spices, we ensure that only the finest and freshest spices make it into our blend. Typical ingredients include:
Coriander seeds
Cumin
Turmeric
Red chili powder
Cardamom
Cloves
Black pepper
Nutmeg
Dry ginger
Fenugreek leaves (kasuri methi)
Our expertly curated blend ensures a perfect balance of flavors, making Narpa Kitchen King Masala a staple in every kitchen.
Benefits of Kitchen King Masala
Using Kitchen King Masala in your cooking goes beyond just adding flavor. Here are some benefits of incorporating this spice blend into your meals:
Enhanced Flavor: The combination of spices brings a rich and aromatic taste to your dishes.
Nutritional Boost: Many spices in the blend, such as turmeric and ginger, are known for their health benefits, including anti-inflammatory and digestive properties.
Versatility: Suitable for a wide range of dishes, from curries to rice preparations.
Convenience: Having a ready-made spice blend saves time in the kitchen without compromising on taste.
How to Use Kitchen King Masala
Using Kitchen King Masala is incredibly simple and adds a burst of flavor to your dishes. Here are a few tips:
Vegetable Curries: Add 1-2 teaspoons of Narpa Kitchen King Masala while sautéing vegetables to infuse them with rich flavors.
Gravies: Stir the masala into your tomato or yogurt-based gravies for a restaurant-style taste.
Rice Dishes: Sprinkle it into fried rice or pulao for a fragrant and spicy kick.
Snacks: Use it as a seasoning for roasted nuts, snacks, or even potato wedges.
Homemade Kitchen King Masala Recipe
If you enjoy experimenting in the kitchen, you might want to try making Kitchen King Masala at home. Here’s a quick recipe:
Ingredients:
2 tbsp coriander seeds
1 tbsp cumin seeds
1 tbsp fennel seeds
2-3 cloves
1-inch cinnamon stick
2 cardamom pods
½ tsp turmeric powder
½ tsp red chili powder
Instructions:
Dry roast the whole spices (coriander, cumin, fennel, cloves, cinnamon, and cardamom) until aromatic.
Let them cool and grind into a fine powder.
Mix in the turmeric and chili powder.
Store in an airtight container.
While homemade masala is rewarding, it’s hard to match the consistency and flavor of professionally crafted blends like Narpa Kitchen King Masala.
Why Choose Narpa Kitchen King Masala?
At Narpa Spices, we are committed to delivering quality products that cater to your culinary needs. Here’s why our Kitchen King Masala stands out:
Premium Quality Ingredients: We source the best spices to ensure purity and taste.
Expertly Blended: Our masala is crafted by spice experts to achieve the perfect balance of flavors.
Hygienically Packed: Our products are packaged in a clean and safe environment to maintain freshness.
Affordable Pricing: Despite our premium quality, Narpa Kitchen King Masala price remains highly competitive.
Buy Kitchen King Masala Online
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Transform Your Cooking with Narpa Kitchen King Masala
Whether you’re an experienced chef or a home cook, Narpa Kitchen King Masala is your ultimate companion for creating delicious and aromatic dishes. From its rich blend of ingredients to its unmatched versatility, this spice mix is a must-have for every kitchen.
So why wait? Experience the magic of Kitchen King Masala and elevate your cooking with Narpa Spices today. Order now and take your culinary creations to the next level!
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step into the light
what do you see?
my sun,
my stars
shining on me
#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#can you BELIEVE i made it through that without a big ole smackeroo? amazing#anyway… dont think too hard abt what this is. theyre just in a magical place. dream world. idk. theyre in love does it even matter#shoutout to the anon that requested the kisses on the corners of the eyes…. my friend you spoke to a part of me that needed to awaken#the mush in this was brought to you by my maple tree of romance and a lifetime of boiling over with a need to channel it somewhere#they taste like a sunrise and syrup and i’m choking up#i hope the last page being colored isn’t too jarring it just looked like that in my head#that last panel of pg 2…. boys i’m printing that and sending it to all my friends bc wth i was FEVERISH with nrmts holy fuck#last art of 2023 AND first art of 2024. let it be a year of multi-track drifting#fan art#aa#rendevok#fan comic
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wyll has a frightening amount of power really because nothing makes me reload and pick the morally upright option faster than a Wyll Disapproves popup in the corner of my screen. he makes a disappointed scowl over my shoulder and i feel like i’ve been personally chastised. part of me does want to see the evil endings myself someday but the rest of me is growing a moral compass despite my every effort to the contrary because an unreasonably pretty man lost one single approval point with me and emotionally i can’t handle that.
#that wyll greeting bug fundamentally changed me as a person#i was doing devious stuff for the bit but then i got a taste of what its like when he Hates you#and i am in fact not strong enough to resist wyll ravengard#if i make him upset i will kill everyone in this party and then myself#doesnt matter who im romancing. wyll HAS to have exceptional approval or its not worth it#wyll#wyll ravengard#wyll x tav#wyll x durge#bg3 wyll#baldurs gate wyll#baldur’s gate wyll#the blade of frontiers#the blade of avernus#wyll ravengard the man that you are#bg3#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate iii#baldur’s gate#baldur’s gate 3#baldur’s gate iii#dnd#dungeons and dragons#shitpost#bg3 shitpost
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images of this nature keep manifesting on my hard drive
#idk man i just work here#astarion#nox#bg3#baldur's gate 3#my art#my ocs#exorcising these from my wips. begone satans#i find astarion really difficult to get right likeness-wise actually but nox looks cute and that's all that really matters#hoping the little bit of tasteful ass pic will evade expurgation due to them being ourple
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You know what Veilguard does sincerely very well? Theme.
Veilguard has such a consistent theme: regret, and the related concepts of self-blame and self-forgiveness. It asks: how does someone live knowing that the blood on their hands cannot be undone? Can that ever be set right? And it delivers the fascinating message that refusal to forgive oneself can be selfish.
Solas is the biggest vessel for this. Solas is, of course, so mired in regret that he has a whole subplot dedicated to learning and unpacking all his regrets. He is so trapped in them that he cannot escape in a year a regret-sealed prison that Rook leaves in three weeks. (Disclaimer: this post is not anti-Solas; I really enjoy him, but I enjoy him because he has done some terrible things and is dealing with it in the worst possible way.)
Some of his regrets, he justifies, desperately trying to wring the blood off his hands – insisting to Neve in the endgame that killing Varric was ‘an accident’, telling Felassan that it’s not really bad that he manipulated the Disruption spirits into dying for him, because ‘they died doing what they loved and look, it was worth it!’
And at the same time, he copes by trying to find a Fix It button. Waking up to a world where the elves have lost everything, instead of committing to the long, difficult work of trying to help them reclaim their culture, language and history… he instead seizes upon the quick fix of destroying the Veil. ‘I caused all this,’ he says to himself, ‘and rather than living with the consequences, and helping others live with them, I will undo the Bad Thing.’ The elves potentially get their magic and immortality back. He’ll have done One Big Thing to address what he did, and now he’s done (because he cannot bear to face how endless and painful the work to really help the elves would be.)
He is also neck deep in sunk cost fallacy. He has to keep going, he has to tear down the Veil, because if he doesn’t, he makes everything pointless. It was pointless that he killed Mythal and Felassan; it was pointless to give his orb to Corypheus; it was pointless to deceive the Inquisitor and betray his friend/lover. If he commits to living in a world with the Veil intact, then he was wrong to kill Felassan and he cannot take it back.
Solas cannot wrap his head around the concept that it was pointless anyway. It was all done in the name of erasing his guilt, making it easier to live with (oh, he tells himself it was for the elves, but if he really wanted to help them, he’d be out there learning about who they are now.) He cannot make the awful things he’s done less awful by doing more awful things.
Solas is stuck in a conviction that he needs to do some big, huge thing to atone. And then… then Rook comes along.
Rook, right from the beginning, is given things to regret. Right out of the gate, they are blaming themselves for the Evanuris’s escape, and others are blaming them too. Solas, who only knows the language of blame, is accusing them from the start. Rook, on some level, knows that Varric is dead, but Solas’s manipulation works so well because Rook can’t face the reality that they might have failed Varric. Let him go to his death. Didn’t stop him and didn’t save him.
And then they’re forced to choose between Minrathous and Treviso, and the consequences of that never leave them. You are forced to confront what you did every time you visit either city. Fail to save Treviso, and you see it devoured by Blight; you see Jacobus, who was young and scared and angry, Blighted. You have to kill him, a child, because of a choice you made. Fail to save Minrathous, and the Venatori seize power, posting corrupt Templars at every street corner. You see Ashur, a good and selfless man, Blighted, and have to face Tarquin’s devastated accusations that you should have been there. The Shadow Dragons are half destroyed.
And Neve and Lucanis – one of them is damaged forever. Each of them automatically selects the ‘darker’ option at the end of their character paths; an entire potential life path is closed down to them. Neve struggles to trust Rook again. Lucanis becomes convinced he has to do everything himself. You did the thing that hurt them.
Meanwhile, your companions are all struggling with regrets of their own. Bellara blames herself for Cyrian’s death, even when she is so clearly not at fault. She craves his forgiveness, and is unable to forgive herself. Neve still blames herself for Brom’s death and Aelia’s last escape from her. Lucanis and Davrin leave Weisshaupt drowning in self-blame and self-hatred – how could I have missed? How dare I survive, when so many of my comrades have fallen? How do I live with knowing that innocents might die because I didn’t do better?
Taash? They watch their mother die, and – just like Solas, who as Taash points out, never got to talk things over with Mythal before she died – never gets closure. They can never ‘yell it out’ with Shathann; their mother never got a chance to know them as their real self. Emmrich? Still clearly blames himself on some level for what Johanna has become – ‘I would have helped you!’ he tells her. He has to either let go of Manfred or lichdom, and make his peace with the decision.
Harding is an interesting one, because while she doesn’t have any huge regret herself, she serves to illustrate the selfishness of Solas’s attitude. Solas is fixated on assuaging his own guilt – undo the bad thing he did, make it all worth it – and he has never given a thought to trying to do anything for the dwarves, whose ancestors he mutilated. He has never done anything to honour the Titans.
Self-blame in general can feel so… vindicating. ‘I feel bad about the bad thing I did, so you see, I am not callous, I am suffering for my sins!’ And Harding really proves how much of a lie this is. Solas suffering emotionally as a consequence does not do anything to help the dwarves, who have lost the connection of isatunoll that their ancestors had. It doesn’t do anything to help Harding connect with her history and heritage.
And all of this leads us to Tearstone Island, where Rook is faced with sending either Neve or Bellara into a position that gets them captured. They choose either Harding or Davrin for a responsibility that gets them killed. And right them, when they are most vulnerable, Solas shows them Varric’s corpse. Reveals that all along, by nudging them into making these decisions, taking on the leadership of their team and the responsibility for their team’s pain, he has been shaping them into a reflection of himself. He switches their places. And Rook, devastated, buckling under the weight of regret, is pulled into the Fade.
But then. Rook refuses to fall into unproductive self-blame. They acknowledge ‘yes, I made these decisions, but I will honour those I lost, and live as they would have wanted.’ They acknowledge the agency of their loved ones, understanding that everyone who was hurt – Bellara or Neve, Harding or Davrin, Varric – made their own free-willed decisions. And then they allow others to help them, as their friends reach out to them to pull them home.
Solas was fixed on the idea that Only He knew how to fix everything and Only He could make it right. He could never have let anyone reach down to help him, because he still held himself above them.
Solas’s attempts to atone were ultimately self-interested. He wanted to vindicate himself, and to free himself from self-blame. By fixating on his idea of atonement, he was unable to look at any productive way to move forward.
But Rook is able to understand that what they need is not to atone. It is to forgive themself.
And the final quest’s outcome depends on the question: does Rook choose to help Solas understand that too? Does Solas listen to the person who most understands the only way Solas could possibly move forward?
(I do think Elgarn’nan and Ghilan’nain could have benefited from having been brought into the theme of regret more – not that I think they should have got redemption or anything, but at the very least, held up as more of a ‘look what happens when people refuse to regret at all’. Anyway I’m getting sidetracked.)
I’ve seen a lot of criticism of Veilguard failing to tie Rook into the plot. And on one hand, I get where this is coming from – they don’t have as much of a practical tie into the story as, say, Hawke being involved in the mage rebellion through their family, or the Inquisitor being forced into their role by the Mark. But… I have to say, I disagree with the idea that Rook has no tie to the plot. Rook’s tie to the plot is thematic. Could there have been more – more decisions like Minrathous/Treviso, for instance, that mirror Solas’s choices? Probably, and I would have appreciated that a lot.
But I’ve got to say it: I prefer this thematic tether to the plot far, far more than the ‘chosen one’ aspect of the Inquisitor being tethered to the story by having happened to pick up a glowing orb. I actually think Rook is much more tied, in a thematic and narrative sense, to the events going on around them than the Inquisitor ever was.
TL;dr: I do think the theme of regret could have been enforced more often and been given some more personal relevance to Rook. But I love what we have. I genuinely appreciate that the devs had a theme, carried it through, and tied almost all the major characters into it. Imo, this aspect is just straight-up very good writing.
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(This is part of my Things I Liked About Veilguard series.)
#dragon age#datv#datv positive#da:tv#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#solas#(I know this is a matter of taste but personally I find Rook *much* more interesting than the Inquisitor*)#things I liked about Veilguard
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Probably Last patho post for awhile enjoy….need to go grab some milk just gonna take a second
#the caption is a joke….kinda#look it’s complicated we’ll see what happens#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#stakh rubin#Anna Angel#andrey stamatin#artemy burakh#okay but being genuine there’s alot of complicated feelings I have surrounding patho currently so there’s#a chance this might be my last patho post for awhile until I can figure out exactly how I feel on the matter#while the games do mean a fair amount to me….theres a bitter taste in my mouth#🌀my uploads🌀
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#i cannot stand the taste of water it actually makes me like. nauseous#no matter if its cold water or warm water or water from the sink or bottled water#i just do not like water i need something to give it a better taste#stiff talk#polls
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omg they’re standing in a row are you seeing this shit
#reese’s art#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#starkid#hatchetfield#richie lipschitz#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#ruth fleming#grace chasity#don’t ask me what richie’s hands are doing#matter of fact don’t ask me what anyone’s hands are doing#steph is in a flyleaf shirt because i’m projecting my music taste onto her#and richie has full length pants because he deserves them
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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

#I am only a girl living in a society#I make connections#she looks so pretty in blue though I want more#also you’re telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something#rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up#Alicent was like you think you want her? I’m the love of your life you moron#and rhaenyra is like I KNOW#like she’s been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years#and alicent’s all heartbroken like oh so you’re taking her to wife#and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year#whilst also having her own mental breakdown#because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel#or jace for that matter#that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir#but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce#but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesn’t seem to get this?#like she’s already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemon’s chambers for the woman to move in permanently#but alicent’s still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea#and rhaenyra can’t help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy#hotd leaks#house of the dragon leaks#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#bridgerton
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Spent the last billion hours inventing fictional foods and brands for my OCs to enjoy
#I should emphasize that none of these are even a little important to my story#There is so much worldbuilding around diet and dietary needs and gov response to dietary needs and none of it is even a little important#I just think a world with hybrid people has very interesting implications for what foods are considered acceptable#Which means I gotta be careful to only show them eating food that fits those little boxes#Considering my lazy ass im probably never gonna draw them holding these things with enough detail to matter but whatever I can dream#I like the one that just says Tea can you tell I was running out of ideas#its based on arizona green tea but arizona is not a place that exists in universe and I didnt wanna invent a state so I just. didnt. Tea!#I have random fun facts about most of these that mean nothing#Big Fun drink is meant to be grape flavored but it is Not. Its like the blue rasberry of grape flavoring#Idk what the Big Fun chips taste like. Possibly cheesey.#art#digital art#worldbuilding#food art#oc stuff#maybe ill go back and make some of the generic brand ones less lazy later but probably not#Maybe ill make up some celebrities and movie posters next
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Aaron Ekblad's apology for taking PEDs whips ass. "Lol oops. Hey sorry I took drugs to fix my exploding body. Fuck yall for real I'll be back tho." Hell yeah brother
#the longer i'm in hockey fandom the more i realize how much of this manufactured drama is so stupid compared to the rest of it#one thing i realized recently was that it was kind of goated for auston matthews to moon a police officer and i should not have#dropped him for that. like actually that kind of rules#like in poor taste maybe. but who among us has not wanted to antagonize the police. and he did not assault anyone#unlike. various men in the nhl#something i've been chewing on: this sport is stupid and so much of the ''drama'' does not matter when there are problems like#''actual rapist'' or ''guy who beat his wife and child so badly that she got a restraining order''#like more athletes should do peds actually. i think ritalin would fix a lot of them#and it's not like viagra would hurt. the caps would just get way fucking weirder and i think that's a good thing#another successful post by me i say and hit post#hockey for ts
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the mighty nein - critical role
this is a place where i don't feel alone. this is a place where i feel at home.
#also with softer vibes. i offer They#every silly little brainheart found family deserves a to build a home edit#the mighty nein maybe most of all. thats my family#also the lyrics deliciously well suited to m9.#when jester pulls that. stupid tarot card for fjord. home or traveler. and there's a carnival wagon. and veth says Thats Us! . them#i just think about . the tower is their home the xhorhouse is their home the lavish chateau is their home the balleater. the mistake.#the nein heroez. veth and yezas apartment. the dome. fjord and jesters living room floor.#a bar with a silly name on rumblecusp#also like. the song has stone and dust imagery. gardens and trees.#the inherent temporality of life and love and how that holds no bearing on how greatly people can love. im losin it okay.#ive been making this edit for days straight with my computer screaming at me for trying to shove 143 episodes of cr into a 2min20sec video.#crying becuase. theyre a family do you get it. they were nine lonely people and most of them had given up on seeing their own lives#as something that might be good. something that might make the world a better place. and in the end they're heroes.#and it doesn't matter if no one else knows because They know they're heroes. and they wouldn't've believed that was true when they met.#rattling the bars of my enclosure. to be loved is to be changed#posted on twitter and want to get in the habit of posting here too bc.#general reasons but also bc . i have noticed some of the ppl liking/sharing it are also ppl who shit on my ops by vaguing about my posts#which is in general whatever but does leave a funny taste in my mouth.#critical role#the mighty nein#cr2#caleb widogast#caduceus clay#jester lavorre#fjord#veth brenatto#yasha nydoorin#beauregard lionett#mollymauk tealeaf#my posts
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TELEMACHUS AND ANTINOUS. FINALLY
#throwing a tiny bit of (NOT FULLY THOUGHT OUT AND VERY MUCH A WIP) info about them here for u guys#i was trying to figure out what the fuck antinous could do in this au#and then i was like oh wait monster hunter. obviously#so hes a monster hunter lol#<- this is actually sorta funny because the temporary odysseus lore i have is that he used to be a monster hunter at one point#and then he got bit on the job or something lol#aughhh this is very embarassing to admit but this whole au in my head is very heavily inspired by the danganronpa fic out for blood#so i will admit. i just stole hajimes backstory from that fic#btw you guys should read that fic. even if youre not into danganronpa it doesnt really rely on canon at ALL and its very good#anyways as a temporary thing i dont really think borrowing that matters#anyways monster hunter antinous just seems like the natural conclusion here idk idk#i dont really have a solid story in mind in general so im not worrying about how different aspects interact atm#anyways telemachus thoughts now#hes obviously still penelope and odys kid so. funny vampire/werewolf hybrid thing lets talk about that#so i imagine he takes after odysseus in MOST things. he is for all intents and purposes mostly just a werewolf#but ahh. ok i dont know werewolf lore so im gonna explain it#(its very much again just based on one really good danganronpa fic i read)#i think when turned its sort of like. a blackout blind rage. very little complex thought involved. just kill and maim etc#<- not getting too into it bc of tag limits. lmk if you want me to ramble about how werewolves in this au work though#anyways i think since telemachus isnt a full werewolf this doesnt fully apply to him#he may or may not have violent instincts but he could probably resist them and hes at least semi-aware when turned#anyways i think penelope dresses him. thats why hes so fancy. very much giving off heavy vampire energy despite barely being one#is he immortal* like a vampire? we dont know and were not gonna test it hopefully!#also he could probably drink blood he doesnt HAVE to though and he doesnt like the taste really. penelope does not get it </3#ok done rambling in the tags now time for art tags#doodles#epic the musical#epic monster au#antinous#telemachus
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everyone says beer is an acquired taste as code for you won't like it but you'll like what it does for you and the louder haters say it tastes like piss but truly beer is like a beautiful landscape you've only ever seen on a card or a cherished item of clothing you haven't grown into yet even if its a little uncomfortable in the beginning. like a childhood friend you haven't seen in a long time and don't need to move to fill the gaps. like if you know you know
#getting stupid whatever beer is like a gf to me i miss it so bad its unreal. god. a beer could totally fix me rn#the first time i drank a beer i was like good god i cant finish this but i knew it was stunning gorgeous and just a matter of time#before it became my favorite drink in the worlddd it tastes so wonderful. need it back in my life.......#r's
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"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"
My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???
Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor
His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?
Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?
Be so serious right now
#polin#bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#lord debling#good old alfie d giving us absolutely NOTHING#'it would be so great to have a husband who is never there so I can live my life in peace!!!!' like. . .are you sure. . .you like men?#as a queer woman i get it: he'd be great for a wlw because like byeeeeee who needs love from a man when i can be left alone w/ my hot besti#but like. . .penelope wants love. . .and she DESERVES love and she wants her husband to love her!!!!#the featherington husbands are obsessed with their wives and you want pen to be out here alone in a big house? for why?????#tell me you hate penelope featherington without telling me you hate penelope featherington#she deserves her hot ass husband who finds her in every room and event they're in and hypes her up and eats the same food she does#so he can taste what she tastes#and kiss all over her and take her on his travels and show her the world and inform her that she's fantastic and kiss her all the time#and show her how much he wants her no matter where they are#LIKE BE FORREAL#you really want penelope out here with an absent husband so she can keep writing a gossip column that makes her cry all the time?#byeeeeeeee
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Day Two: 'Co-Workers'
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#lmk lady bone demon#monkie kid lady bone demon#shadowpuppet#lmk shadowpuppet#shadowpuppetweek#I don't think LBD really cares about their relationship so long as work is still getting done#though she might be mildly concerned for Mayor's taste in companionship AKGHDKS-#yet she will have to acknowledge how technically speaking - Mayor does not have many options here - and neither does Macaque#Side Note: I like to think this is what would have happened if these two were just a little bit more gay in CWNB in Blue and Violet#unfortunately neither of them had the balls to do anything like this - nor the mental stability for that matter
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