#tapping phones

[giffypudding]

We're listening...always listening

[thebibliosphere]

I think I just aged about a bajillion years. I just had to explain a) why a landline phone needed to be plugged into the wall and b) what a switch hook is (the thing under the phone cradle that depresses when you put the handset back on its base, ending the call) and the person I was explaining it to was so enamored like golly gee, you sure do know a lot about 20th century technology.

*shakes fist playfully but gently lest my dusty arm fall off* whipper snappers

[abby-howard]

Spoons going apeshit over my haircut

[gojoest]

SATORU

[gjatheshroom]

White carnations

[rowynri]

hehe! love these guys :D

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

infected with union leader disease (incurable) <- loves and misses Daybreak Town with my entire heart and soul. But there’s no way to go back home.

[theplantbish]

mlem

[livetogether--diealone]

to be sebastian vettel touching the butts of two f1 legends at the same time

[lloydfrontera]

one of the funniest things bk moon ever did was make you believe lloyd was Gone™ by having javier be all wistful and yearning about his old master convincing you that this is an old heartbreak that never healed right and that he's still mourning him centuries later. only to then reveal that not only is lloyd alive and perfectly okay he's literally one phone call away. javier can literally just pick up the phone and have a direct line with him any time he wants. he's just being dramatic about not being at his side 24/7 like he used to. it's so fucking funny asjkhksfjs

[islesnap]

"tell me how to hate you. tell me how to not love you." I AM EATING MY FIST. IF YOU LISTEN HARD ENOUGH, YOU CAN HEAR ME SCREAMING. I AM SO COOKED Y'ALL THIS SHOW HAS ME SCREAMING. WHEWWWWWWWWWW

[consideredahazard]

Secure line

[After a mission gone wrong] Konohamaru: Well, we’re all alive. Give me your phones, I need to call your parents. Sarada:*Hands him her phone* Konohamaru:*Talks to Sakura, ensuring her everything is fine* Boruto:*Hand him his phone* Konohamaru:*Tells Naruto and Hinata what happened then gives the phone back* Mitsuki:*Hands him a snake* Konohamaru: ... O_O ...*Chaos*

[saltoru]

gojo “go get my card, sweets” satoru

[jonathanbyersphd]

They set up the number from the missing poster (765-303-2020)

The message basically says that Hawkins is under lockdown due to the earthquake. But they're also looking for Jane Hopper. But the voice isn't as clear as the surfer boys one. Also it's definitely not anyone I recognize from Hawkins PD

[leapdayowo]

Making traditional art is all fun until I go to blow away eraser bits and my muscle memory kicks in and I just start blowing on my paper like it’s a hot bowl of soup😭 PLEASE that was so embarrassing and I’ve done it so many times

[nailgunstigmata]

i know deep in my heart that mac had a phase where he got really into shitty phone games but specifically on dennis‘ phone. he pokes dennis with a fork during breakfast until he just goes WHAT and mac is like can i play some games bro….pls 🥺🥺 and dennis throws a spoon at his head yelling at him to just install them on his own phone (same model). and then dennis angrily eats oatmeal with water while mac plays bejeweled on dennis‘ phone at full volume and every time he loses a heart he goes FUCK and tells the computer hes going to kill it