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If i against all odds (the housing market and no generational wealth) somehow ever become the owner of a home and have enough money to renovate the kitchen i'm putting in counters at a convenieny hight bc even in fucking tall country TM (the netherlands) the kitchen counters are too fucking low
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im gonna be honest i love maryann (obviously) but i won't be happy until gorgug gets a boyfriend
#also she's 2 ft tall and i can't get it out of my head lmfao#I know some of y'all are into that but#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#fhjy spoilers#d20#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high spoilers#fantasy high junior year spoilers#gorgug thistlespring#i need more people on the ragh/gorgug train#what's that ship called#thistlerock#?#I don't know but where are my ppl#also i do support a fling tbh but i feel like gorgug doesn't need another miniature barbarian girlfriend with problems expressing emotions#i care about this too much i'm 25 years old and the 2 things on my mind are a fictional teen's relationships and trying to find a fiduciary#em speaks
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im so sorry for the person im gonna become in 12 days
#no games are doing it for me rn i need to play in datv character creator#i need to make my sweet stupid idiot himbo gym bro vanna NOW. i need them to bench press the gang. all of them#vanna is 5’0 ft tall and she can benchpress taash no problem shes just that strong#i think if emmrich turns into a skeleton i will romance taash 😭 YES IM STILL ON THIS#idk where that theory came from or if its even backed up by anything besides ppl just deciding in their heads thats what happens#but im hoping it doesnt happen idc im sorry for being a hater but I DONT LIKE SKELETONS THEYRE CREEPY 😭#taash/emmrich are my canon party either way tho itll be so fun watching them vy for vanna’s attention 🐝#vie? vy? idk. im a martini espresso in you cant expect me to spell in these conditions#anyways IM SO EXCITED I CANT WAIT TO PLAY THE GAME 🐝#even if he does turn into a skeleton its ok i still love him but im superficial he needs to be hot too thats all im saying SORRYYYY PEEPAW
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if you draw enough monster ocs, when you go back to drawing a human character, it feels like "sameface syndrome" everytime, by virtue of their face being. human.
#toy txt post#or maybe i am just sameface syndrome#but also different face syndrome#two characters will have the same face but then the next time i draw those characters its a different face than they had last time!#i know part of it is being out of practice but also there is definitely an element of feeling constrained by human facial structure lmao#the monsters have Their Own Problems but like. no one has a face like bokrae no matter how inconsistent i am about drawing her#her features are iconic enough to her that you can tell everytime#birdie???? i faceclaimed eartha kitt for her and im still struggling cos i feel weird about faceclaiming as a concept#but even then 😭 one time i was trying to give headloose a face and someone was like wow he looks like birdie!#me 😭😭😭😭😭 what!!!!!! hes not supposed to!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i need to practice. features#you know the worst part about coming up w a bunch of fuckin Scenarios in my brain for ocs is that i have even fucking Drawn them yet#to give them like. iconic staple features and figure out what their faces look like. which feels like it would really help to have that#knowledge and muscle memory before i jump into trying to draw intense scenes with difficult poses!!#not to mention. listen. i can do the monster faces. somewhat. the bodies??????????? well for one. theyre too big everytime#im convinced i could be trying to draw bokrae on like a full ass wall size paper like a mural thing and run out of room. it just keeps#happening. i have no sense of scale for them either. by which i mean i struggle w scale already and also cant decide what i want it to be#and ive tried to handwave it away by being like ohhh uh. birdie casts spells on them to change their sizes for convenience but also#no. perhaps that explanation works for other ppl. @ myself tho its not good enough i Know Better!!!!!!#agh!!!!!!! i really need to figure out bokrae's Teeth also. like i dont. i coukd get away with it. but i should. and i want to.#anyway all this to say that i need to give these characters faces and body designs (actually the body designs for humanoid ocs is the easy#part. the faces are whats stumping me? well. i need more practice w all the body types again but like i Know what im Going For at least.#for the most part anyway. havent fully figured out heights. struggling w characters that i want to make short but give imposing tall energy#on occasion? birdie can be short all day long no problem. I want Alasdair to be short enough that he has a bunch of short boyfriends that#feel tall around him? bytte was going to be like 6ft max but then i thought about making her taller and like. what if i made her taller#headloose is not that /short/ but he is Not Tall and prolly pretty lean? twink build for sure#and of course all these short /tall distinctions come with a bias of relativity to my own height which i categorize as medium height#but short ppl call me tall and insist its not average and tall ppl call me short. (5'6) and then i have to factor in how the gender changes#the dynamic of a height like my height is Short For A Man but medium to tall for a Woman. which id argue is medium height bc mens heights#are socially held to high standards (hehe) and also i know ethnicity/race is also a factor? but im out of tags. rip. bye
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Something i rlly dislike abt Ganyu's characterization in fandom is how ppl see her being read as a stupid weak stereotype, and they just retaliate with another stereotype but from the other end of a spectrum.
She can be strong, competent, knowledgable and have very important role in the Liyue Qixing for years, but also be kind, humble, avoiding conflicts and NOT always knowing everything. those are not mutually exclusive!!! Yes she's old, no that doesn't mean she's now perfectly confident, knows everything and is good at everything. She's not some untouchable, divine being, better than everyone else. Stop removing humanity from her, when that's the whole point of her identity!!!
When i see overly confident, dominant, bitchy, smug, flirty Ganyu i start throwing rocks bc that's not Ganyu, begone impostor.
I just want Ganyu to be actually herself. Not a submissive secretary caricature. Not a dommy mommy caricature. JUST Ganyu, with all her complexity, strengths and weaknesses.
It's like treating Ganyu's personality as inherently weak and boring, so in the act of "justice for women" ppl just remove it and replace with a caricature of a strong woman. It's driving me insane when those "women defenders" are just slandering them, without even thinking abt it. If someone thinks a woman being quiet, kind, humble, avoiding conflict etc. is inherently "misogynistic" and needs those traits to be completely removed and replaced, then they just hate women
#anyways this is my opinion and i feel like an alien in this fandom sometimes lol#i picked ganyu specifically bc obviously she's my fav so i notice it the most here but this is a bigger problem in fandom i think#i'm literally going insane whenever i see this kinda behavior#everytime ppl criticise hoyo for writing/treating women badly they somehow pick the worst arguments#and don't mention how fandom perpetuates shitty stereotypes#they pick favorites instead of making a point. they still think that certain female characters like keqing and ganyu are boring#bc they refuse to acknowledge that those characters have a lot to them but it's just NOT PROPERLY SHOWED. THATS THE ACTUAL DAMN PROBLEM#they infantilize short women and act like it's all just hoyo's fault for not making them tall. this is insane. this is fucking insane#we're playing anime style video game. everyone is gonna look extra young no matter what!! oh my god!!#rant
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I am just super shy and sad all the time but I’m basically a giant so it comes across like I’m just this aloof freak urrrrrghgrggrgrgghghhhhhhhhhhhh ok anyways. It’s now illegal to move away if you’re my friend
#this is like yeah I know there are far worse problems to have but it’s really hard to be shy when you tower over ppl i can’t describe it#exactly#I’m not even THAT tall but I’m also like. gigantic. and super weird and awkward. ok anyway alexa play born to die
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when I was a kid I was rlly upset that art teachers didn’t like anime-inspired art, and then I realized it wasn’t the anime aspect. jumping into highly stylized art without knowing the fundamentals AND with a refusal to learn them is a bad combo
#I’m noticing now that a lot of artists don’t do professional critiques anymore#I think it’s a reaction to how people treat beginner artists#and a lot of ppl don’t know that u can draw for like a decade and still be a beginner artist#ppl are cruel#those cringe videos where ppl just took ppls ocs and harrassed n bullied them were so fucked up#that doesn’t mean that artist should be untouchable#I remember the great Miguel gender end debate#where they took miggy from being a tall brown man with heavy wrinkles full lips a defined nose and head shape#and made him a lightly tanned skinny white girl#most genderbends are boring to me for that reason#ppl got mad#some more than others and a bunch of professional artists defended the ppl who did all the whitewashing n shit#but nary a word when artist of colour BLACKz IM TALKING ABT BLACK ARTISTS#get harrassed en masse. or ppl watching spiderverse tryna draw POC for the first time#and uh. drawing them badly. and it’s one thing if it’s a beginner or a kid and a few features are wrong#proportions are hard. that’s not the problem. there’s a difference between a mistake and a choice#someone being able to draw amazing pieces but choosing to white wash choosing to make fat characters thin#we know the difference. or god when nb artists tried tell black ppl how our skin works#but yeah. I think ppl are rightly sensitive to criticism because of the internet I think we’re just swinging in the wrong direction of#NO CRITIQUE EVER. Speaking of I wanna find that blog that does red-lining submissions
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My biggest critique abt the Gerudo lore and designs in botw that no one asked for and I will give anyway:
1. How the Fuck are you supposed to walk in the sand with heels
2. The fact so many Gerudo women travel to find a man when they could date each other is a missed opportunity
#‘what abt reproduction’ bi pan queer etc ppl exist#hell make it a variety#‘some Gerudo have a preference in their attraction while others don’t it varies’#boom problem solved#botw#I will say tho in defense of heels I Loooove that they’re all tall as fuck and insist on wearing heels anyway
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god help me I'm about to start suicide baiting people in my notes
#dj#/j i wouldnt do that i think it's pretty shit but uh. fatness is not a disease fat people dont need to be cured#tall ppl who develop spine problems dont get a billion dollar industry making them feel like shit#EDIT: at least not for being tall
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Thinking abt my teenage years .
#and the tumultuous feelings#I came across some drama scene lol and got reminded of boys. like. as a genre#like teenage boys. they r. insane#abt how ppl do things that are unnecessary as if they are oblivious but i rlly wonder is everyone really oblivious#also maybe im just really easy to win over like do i stand a chance against the fitnah of this world man#i rmemeber this kid. A whole grade below me. the new board member for my friend's club. I was helping her w/ club stuff on the computer#(he was also tall and kind. that. was the problem. not to be a sterotypical Girl. but)#and this kid casually just. leaned over me and put his hand on the mouse (on which my hand alr was)#like. how do u do that. casually. unintentionally.#obv i pulled my hand away and avoided him since lmao cuz. who wants to catch feelings for a whole 10th grader when ur in 11th grade right#ig thats why it was a shock to me. i thought boy-crazy mali would just like whoever it is she talked to first. and yet here i am#having talked to at least 3 million guys on 3 million blind dates and yet found none of them attractice#attractive*#is there smth wrong with me lol. maybe i just like the idea of guys. and not guys that i actually might end up with lol#lskdfjalkfd#anyway ig was living my best life these past few months being too focused on not feeling well to think abt boys as a genre#cuz yeah what a waste of my morning today thinking abt all this garbage#💀💀💀 oversharing again oof its been a while since i felt the need to do that man#i swear shaitan waits for Friday to whisper stupid stuff into my brain#like. let me live i just wanna read surah kahf and teach my classes ugh#delete later#uhm also like. ik its a 10 year old story but i hope to god my friend isn't following me aldkjfaskdjfaf#can u blame me tho. i was. like 15 or 16#it was much easier in middle school there was only like 15 boys in my grade and i disliked them all
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as much as i dream of a perfect sciencesaru reboot of xxxholic (as long as they don't get too crazy w hima, I saw early devilman crybaby) i do think that ppl should stop avoiding janky 2000s low budget-looking anime for its looks cause 1. half my favourite shows are this and 2. it's funny. you all love goofy frames of your favs for funny memes and sillies right??? you all love a silly little joke right??? what if i told you there's EXCELLENT AND BEAUTIFUL AND AESTHETIC CHARACTERS with EXCELLENT WRITING and ARCS and you get to enjoy them both as really cool pretty fashion models AND as goofy silly fucking react images
#need to make one of those let me do it for you videos#but instead of borzoi nose its just silly watanuki spaghetti limbs compilation#also its funny cause ppl usually point the height out as the problem but it actually adds to the vibes in the manga#theyre spaghetti people....cool spaghetti people...#they put limb elongating yass pills in the water supply dont believe modern era clamp normal height propaganda#yuuko is the tallest woman alive and my wife#i subscribe to doumeki jotaro height theory and that makes watanuki roughly 184 cm tall#anyway watch xxxholic#idk why im posting this here the like 5 ppl i interact with all like holic already#anime#cool anime#anime recs#idk im reaching#dont even joke about gohands#ii actually made a height chart ages ago to figure out watanukis height it was pretty funny#dedication to the bit#i feel like only science saru could get the vibes right for holic tone wise and animation style wise#i used to say shaft in the olden days b4 i started watching madhouse masaaki yuasa n scisaru content it changed my mind#if you've seen any of the tatamiverse or devilman or whatever u know what's up#also its not like they shy away from gay stuff so#wish i had infinity money to commission it myself#with an alternative ending lol#keep the anime original content it can stay its very good
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got curious and looked up if anyone else has died recently from fractal wood burning, and yes they have! a month ago lol
#its not even pretty art#the lady we bought the house from had a board that she both glued and nailed onto the overhang above the stairs#leading into the basement. and my brother hated it so much it ripped it down w a crowbar#tho he did that bc he hit his head on it bc tall ppl problems#anyway imaging dying for ugly art
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me with ppl taller than me: you think your height is everything? ha! think again, you fucking giraffe. perhaps you have an inch or two on me in the vertical department i'll beat you at everything else and you, as the loser, will have to kneel.
me with ppl my height: i am definitely taller than you no questions asked.
me with ppl shorter than me: God knows i'm superior to you which is why He gave me the ability to reach the top cabinet and not you. bitch.
#can you tell i like picking fights#it's funny bc i don't actually care abt my height#but tall ppl give me neck problems what can i say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sorry but I’m not getting over the person who basically implied that headcanoning Jimmy as taller than Tango is thinly veiled rpf and they’re not REALLY separating cc from character. Like WHAT are you cooking
#sometimes I look to CCs heights for my headcanons cuz I don’t have any ideas for my own but HUH? also idk either of their heights#like for all I know Tango is taller. that would make their post way funnier tbh. but I’m gonna assume Jimmy’s taller irl based on their post#but like brother who cares if ppl take real life aspects that aren’t present in mc for their headcanons.#sometimes it’s just cuz it’s a trait you think would suit the character or cuz u wish more characters had that trait. it’s not usually cuz#ur trying to turn them into the CC lol.#aside from actual reasons I disagree with them WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT. ‘YOU HEADCANON JIMMY IS TALL? SUSPICIOUS.’#bro pulled the ‘canonically they are both 2 blocks tall’ and everything 😭#I only headcanon Jimmy is taller cuz I saw other fans doing it and went ‘that suits the character’ so I adopted it. idk his height irl.#and then it’s like assuming my height headcanons DO prove that I’m doing Jimmy rpf. am I NOT doing JOEL rpf cuz I make him rlly short?#why am I doing half rpf half fictional characters? thats kind of odd.#shipping cc!Jimmy with c!Joel lol. unironically would read that tho imagine. wouldn’t write it tho I could never write rpf. anyways#anyways the point is. sometimes fans use the CCs as a point of reference for designs. that doesn’t mean it’s thinly veiled rpf. we need#sources of inspiration and sometimes that comes from the actors. why is that suspicious.#if they’re straight up drawing the real life guy with no mc skin elements then it is more likely about the cc instead of c but they’re not#even talking about that bro literally referred to them as a blaze and canary and STILL said the height was suspicious LOL#sorry for vagueing (literally don’t know their url despite reading the post over and over) and don’t want them to see this cuz I don’t wanna#potentially be mean like if that makes them uncomfortable and is a red flag then… ok that’s your problem. I won’t force u to change ur views
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figured out how to talk about having a crush on my coworker with someone who actually knows him, without getting too embarrassed/worried about gossip lol. all I had to do was admit it to the former coworker who has moved back to Germany! (she’s also one of my favourite coworkers I’ve had in this past year at the store. I miss herrrr)
as an aside it’s slightly hilarious to me that this confession came about as a result of her seeing me post about work in my ig story and responding like, ‘oh no you’re still there?? weren’t you trying to find another job??’ and I had to admit that like. yeah, I am, but I’m also a little reluctant to leave before graduating from friendly-at-work to friendly-outside-of-work with this nerd. terrible reason to stick with a crummy job, but. combined with how miserable job-hunting is in general… here I am, still
#I trust her AND ALSO she’s only in touch with a couple other ppl at the store so#I don’t have to worry lol#I have several ppl at work I trust more broadly butttt#there’s def a Gossip Culture at the store in general#and mostly it’s pretty harmless but when there’s personal business involving multiple employees#idk. like I haven’t personally seen it become a Problem#but it seems riskier. y’know?#a couple of the other cashiers were ~talking~ for a while before he got more serious w someone else#and they were very very careful about not mentioning it at work. which seemed smart to me#(I only found out bc she slipped up and talked abt him by name while I was in the room once lol)#(thankfully she trusted me with that)#ANYWAY.#grocery grunt#tall nerd crush#personal
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Via @zundely: Varric would try to outsmart the devil, but then somehow would discover the guys is actually not so bad you know, he has issues but who doesn't, and is actually really really cool once you get to know him, he is writing the book about him actually... So anyway, it's Merrill.
Via @vulpixelates: #gotta go w merrill. she is so easy to underestimate and quick as a whip
Via @thatrandombystander: #merrill no contest. #i understand the votes for varric but it's still merrill
#see I don’t understand the votes for varric#the guy spins a lot of tall tales and can talk his way out of problems with regular ppl for sure#but I don’t think that translates to outsmarting a devil. Devils aren’t regular people like you and me#Also carver at 0% is so funny#responses
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