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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game
Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter.
Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.
The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge.
And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).
And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game.
Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.
(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).
After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely).
Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.
#DPxDC#Kizzer55555 ideas#Danny makes a card game to save the world.#Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable.#keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin)#A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore.#(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true).#And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you!#So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too.#Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine.#It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy.#It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too.#They had SO much fun making this.#Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field.#Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak.#Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.)#I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost.#Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM!#Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board.#By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges#And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS.#Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess.#But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders.#Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions.#While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts.#The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of#Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything.#Danny is not aware they think this.#Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this.#Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.
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Happy turkey day to those that celebrate, I’m thinking about Steve who has absent, borderline neglectful parents but THAT’S ACTUALLY OKAY it’s actually perfect on holidays because Steve’s pretty extroverted and probably has a large group of friends extending from close to “we’re on the same basketball team and Steve will high five your face if you don’t get your hand up fast enough”
so really all he’s gotta do it bat those puppy eyes at some unsuspecting mom and BAM invited to holiday dinner. He probably does rounds, and thankfully he has teenage boy metabolism because he probably manages to fit 7 different moms’ dinner in in one day
And sure, after he graduates he’s not sure if it’s good manners to show up at old teammates’ doorsteps. BUT THEN Mrs. Henderson looks at him mid-November and totally claims him for the day where she’s hosting her brother’s family too. Except Dustin brags to Lucas and Lucas gets jealous so Steve then also has to show up at the Sinclair’s in the evening. Max is already there so Steve drives her home that night with leftovers. (Mike is very secretly butthurt about all of this and is really nasty to Nancy the weeks of thanksgiving and Christmas.)
(Robin’s family doesn’t DO thanksgiving but instead goes camping for the week. Robin hates this, and they wouldn’t let Steve join them even though he had his own tent so she hates it MORE. She tries to mutiny but her mom gives her these sad teary eyes and cries about Robin growing up too fast and robin’s fate is sealed. She and Steve instead have their own tradition of movies and junk food the weekend after, so Robin gets reintroduced real food again. So while Buckley’s aren’t on the thanksgiving rotation, Robin gets special Christmas privileges and Steve stays over on Christmas Eve.)
So by the time Eddie is in the picture, Steve already has standing expectations for his presence that’s not just a drive-by plate cleaning, and he’s kinda sad, he and Wayne don’t usually do much and Wayne has to work usually. But actually how dare he be sad, because Steve’s like “🤨 you’re coming too, stupid” and he Eddie and max go to each house like trick or treaters but for turkey.
Then Steve gets close with Eddie’s friends and they have to start splitting holidays like children of divorce.
One time Steve gets it in his head to hold friends giving the week before. He never does it again.
#shush mal#stranger things#we only talk about Tommy and carol being Steve’s past friends but the guy played SPORTS#he absolutely had a big circle#and probably still did post Billy fall out#like not BEST friends but still#and yes Eddie is VERY LOUDLY BUTTHURT about robin’s claim on Christmas Eve#anyways Steve is in half of Hawkins population’s holiday albums#down the line kids are like Who is this guy with grandma??#so myth of the secret brother/grandkid/cousin is born in Indiana#at some point there’s a Reddit thread dedicated to him like big foot#my steddies
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Modern Day Steddie where Steve becomes somewhat of a shut in after the kids go off to college and the highlight of his day is watching his heavy metal mailman on his ring camera.
#Steve doesn’t mean to shut out the world. it just happens#after Robin and the rest of the kids left Hawkins he had a bit of a mental breakdown#he got a job where he could work from home and started having his groceries delivered and then covid happened#and he just…stopped going anywhere#Hopper visits sometimes but Steve thinks it’s mostly out of pity#the only face he sees with any consistency is the mailman and they’ve never talked#that is until one day Eddie knocks on the door and says Steve needs to sign for a package#He hands Steve his clipboard with a note on it ‘Date? Circle Yes or No’#the ‘package’ was a single rose (plucked from Steve’s neighbor’s garden)#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#steddie
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#do you think even if vis.erys wasn't falling to pieces hel.aena would ever reach out to him for protection?#do you think she would reach for ae.gon? (sorry ae.gon but)#honestly when i think about it i think every single time hel.aena had to idk#hold her father's hand kiss his cheek deal with him patting her head or whatever else#she would in fact flinch and want to avoid it#and be scolded for it but#yeah i just think she is more comfortable with touch from people close to her#and even then depends on the touch#and even then depends on the situation#i don't think she minds ali.cent but i do think she minds /anyone/ at certain moments and this includes when she's angry#and that that's absolutely always true for meltdown/shutdown situations#i also think ali.cent Suffered trying to get maids/ladies hel.aena would let touch her or even her hair#ANYWAYS THIS SHOULD BE A DIFFERENT POST MY POINT HERE IS#YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO HER TO SEE THIS BC HEL IS NOT THE FOCUS BUT WITH MY OVERANALYZER GOGGLES THESE DETAILS MEAN SO MUCH TO ME#SER CR.ISTON IS PART OF THE FAMILY SHE FEELS SAFE WITH HIM HE IS DAD#AE.MOND IS HER FAVORITE!! THE ONE SHE FEELS /THE/ SAFEST WITH!! potentially the one she loves the most#but don't let the others know that
i personally prefer the book version of ae.gon's coronation, but the show version has some little details that i really enjoy (mostly tied to the performances) aeg is great and the subtle changes he goes through are fantastic but i love teeny details about hel.aena. she looks directly at him all the time until the crown is placed on his head (you can see her and ae.mond in the bg, and it's literally as cris.ton places the crown on aeg's head).
when ae.gon looks at each of his family members, cris.ton immediately bows, ali.cent immediately curtsies but imo you can see the reluctance when it comes to his siblings. hel.aena meets his gaze and only then (reluctantly) curtsies. ae.mond honestly barely bows his head. and then she goes back to looking away.
as ae.gon turns to the commonfolk you can see hel.aena stands very close to ae.mond, and when me.leys attacks she reaches for his arm. after ali.cent lets go of cri.ston's arm and he also stands in front of hel, she holds on to his arm too.
and regardless of what the show decided to do with any of them later, i just think! it's such a clear way to show her discontentment with the coronation (because everyone knew it'd lead to conflict and tragedy? because she didn't think aeg.on was fit to be king? because she knew he didn't want to be king? i personally think a mix of all three in different amounts)
and perhaps more significantly because i love overanalyzing characters with 5 seconds of screen time and relationships (of every sort) are my favorite thing to explore with the characters i write but!! when there is a threat, ae.mond is the first person she reaches for. every other person she's close to was right there, her mother was right by her side, but it's ae.mond she reaches for (something to be said about how my man was ready to fight a whole ass dragon and how he does position himself in front of her as if they wouldn't both be burnt to a crisp if rhae.nys shouted a dra.carys but anyway). the show specifically portrays hel.aena as being very particular about touch and not accepting it readily even when ali.cent is trying to comfort her, but she reaches for ae.mond. it implies closeness and trust, but also the way he's clearly seen as a protector, the first person she looked to for safety.
but! she also grabs her dad's ser criston's arm when ali.cent shoves him away with the indirect order to protect the kids instead of her and he goes to hel.aena. and i think that would, again, be a very significant sign that she both feels protected by him and comfortable enough that she touches him. and i think if he was just her mother's sworn shield, that wouldn't be the way of things. but then again i'm a firm believer ser cris.ton adopted all of them so i just think this is further proof that he is seen as dad.
#i am back on my 'aemond is the person helaena feels the safest with' agenda#'mel you're looking at the show that just the other day had him being physically aggressive and her breaking character to make him cry'#i don't care it's in the blog's description i pick and choose from the show and ignore all of s2 actually#i will in fact hold on exclusively to the parts that make sense to me <3#WHICH MEANS I STAND BY THIS#aemond is the person she feels safest with. her unofficial protector.#ser criston is on the top 3 people she feels safest with. he's dad.#i'm sure i mentioned this in other post about the riot and about how#while i AM ignoring that#it makes all sense to me helaena not once tries to reach out to the kingsguards#and only reaches out for her mom#because it's not about battle prowess it's about who she /feels/ safest with#and how her reaching to touch ser criston's arm fits with him being close enough to them that she feels safe with him#talking in circles but ye#the top 3 is aemond alicent criston#i think daeron then aegon sorry aegon#gwayne is cool and all but not close enough to be on the list. maybe. i might review the list later#this is obviously about human characters only otherwise dreamfyre >>>>>#* out of character: { dreamfyre stan }#* character study: { innocence died screaming }
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my hatred for totk has many reasons, its like made in a lab for me to hate it and i cannot escape it, that is the worst part of it all and why it wont let me go
(this is even ignoring just how much is wrong with it from a game design perspective, which is alot too, and it too makes me mad bc i care about that as well)
i, unfortunately, care about the timeline, i care about the lore and its consistency, i care about the writing and characters, i like connecting dots that were likely never meant to be connected, and most importantly, I LOVE BOTW- as such, i cannot simply ignore totks existence, as much as i wish i could, botw gets lumped together with totk like they are one game all the time, botw basically ceased to exist as its own game, you cannot look or think about as its own thing, its now always chained to the much worse 'sequel' in a way i dont see it with other game sequels, totk messes with it all, introduces stuff i utterly hate, and i cant escape it, any time i start up botw, i think of totk, everytime botw is brough up, totk will be there, anytime i try to engage with botw content, totk is there, haunting me
i sometimes i wish it did actually kill my love for the zelda franchise bc at least then i could maybe, finally let it go, even if id still be bitter about it, i maybe could let go, but thats not how this kind of obsession works, i cant just choose to not care and move on
its like the worst kind of love hate relationship that keeps chasing me in circles without a chance to rest, and everytime i think it finally slowed down, theres news about it, still, that restart the chase at full speed
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#ganondoodles rants#yes this is bc of the stupid book with its stupid retcons#and stupid information i dont want to care about and yet care enough to hate viciously#i wish i could pretend the zelda franchise ended with botw#so sad uwu had so much potential but it was probably for the better uwu#sorry i just#anytime there anything new my personal circle of hell drags me back into it
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#ffxiv#ff14#hythades#hythlodaeus#emet selch#hi have more of my gay fathers i was practicing how they’d sound and feel to me with their dialogue#yes hythlodaeus can talk circles around him all day it’s his little game#unstoppable force meets immovable object but because they are both gay and in love they’re inclined to concede to one another#but it’s the middle of a work day *prof oak voice* there’s a time and place for everything not now#they’ll jump each other once that door’s behind them though#he’ll dangle that bait cause he sure knows he’ll take it
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I have absolutely 0 knowledge about Poppy Playtime and I will prob never play the game but I love to see how we still woobify enemies from horror games into unrecognizable versions of the original
@wildlygay pretty sure you like these dudes so here u go
#yes i'm talking about fnaf#time is a circle#dogday#catnap#dogday x catnap#smiling critters#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#can you tell i stole the tags from another post because I have no idea about the source material
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intrigued by the idea that jayce dooms viktor to become the herald because he loves viktor too much to let him die. but mage!viktor could also choose not to save jayce from the storm in order to save himself from that fate, and yet he too loves too much to let go of jayce. endless cycle only broken by their choice to go together.
#lots of ppl recognize jayce's choice to fuse viktor to the hexcore for what it is (selfishness! loving flawed codependent selfishness! <3)#but few seem to really consider that viktor ALSO displayed that level of unfettered need to have jayce be around#future viktor sure but viktor nonetheless#i know its a time paradox yadda yadda but we're talking generally here in the wider scope of the narrative#its very poetic and bittersweet and beautiful and insane that they literally damn each other as opposed to live without each other#and yes i do think mage!viktors main motivator for saving jayce from the storm is because he wants jayce to save HIM. its abt the circle#idk if mage!viktor is all that concerned about the world really - on a superficial level yes obviously he comes to realize he's wrong#for 'liberating humanity from emotions' but theres more to it because jayce is so integral to his very being by that point#they have like infected each other with.... each other. they are inescapably haunted by each other#like mage!viktor had the same hellish experience that jayce did being touched by the arcane i think#lots of time to introspect and realize that actually the only person you need or really care about has been right there all along#as has been noted by others it was never about hextech it was actually just about Them changing the world#specifically Together#jayvik#arcane#.txt#still insane abt them yes thanks for asking
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Baritone Darry you are always in my thoughts
#brent and jpc and dan ily all youre all amazing amazing singers#but i hope one day we get baritone darry#thats a pet peeve i have with modern musical theater in general its all belty mezzo sopranos and tenors#and they sound great!!! theyre all very talented!!!!#but oh my GOD wheres the baritone and alto love. hitting high notes is not the only way to be a talented singer#yes well hit high notes are beautiful and impressive but have you ever heard a bass hit a note lower than the seventh circle of hell?#ITS SO GOOD#stop making everyone a mezzo soprano and tenor PLEASE im on my knees begging#they have their perfect places but PLEASE give me BARITONES give me BASSES give me ALTOS give me SOFT SOPRANOS#PLEASEEEEE#i wanted to do theater professionally for a hot second in middle and high school#and one of the main reasons why i gave up on that was because i was an alto (and knew if i started testosterone id be a baritone/bass)#and i know i wouldnt be able to book SHIT#and if i did go on testosterone (which i did eventually) i would basically only have a CHANCE at booking something if it was a revival#of a show from pre 2000#cuz i cant dance for shit so i couldnt be ensemble with a baritone track#that wasnt the only reason i chose a different career but godamn was it a big one#two-bit talks#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#darrel curtis#darry curtis
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happy national princess day to my best girl (and mechanic)
#yes i am talking about cinder#who else?#tbh the only princess i love#linh cinder#the lunar chronicles#marissa meyer#the rampion crew#oh my god i forgot winter#happy national princess day to her as well#as i child my parents read fairytales to me and stories of princesses and i just realized that tlc and cinder were the first stories that i#was introduced to where the princesses were strong and didn't need saving and really fucking grateful bc it felt like a full circle idk
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oh merrill...
#I LOVE YOU MERRILL YOU MAKE ME INSANE#she did something mountainous and nobody cared. she reversed the effects of the blight with blood magic!!!#the lengths she went to to try and rediscover elven history...marethari how could you blame her when you were the one who taught her?#you told her how important elven history is#can you blame her for listening#i think isabela would understand.#merrill did something people didn't want her to do#and just like that people turned on her#her whole clan wanted her dead and the party slaughtered them..........augh#the banter between merrill and fenris after you kill the elves...fenris have you no heart#fenris! she LOVED THEM she did it ALL FOR THEM#you know what it's like to be betrayed by family#you know what it's like to kill the people you loved!!#yes i am talking about his sister#i believe he loved her#oh merrill.#merrill is so empathetic and powerful and perceptive. if you think she's stupid YOU are the stupid one#she might be the only one in da2 that knows what's going on#she is so? kind. even when people (anders and fenris) treat her like a child to be chastised#anyway. temporary companion amell who learns of what merrill's doing to fix the eluvian#and realizes that blood magic could hold a cure to the calling#my amell is like. neutral good. but it's been so ingrained in her that blood magic is dangerous and bad that she shies away from it#her holding a dagger to her hand squeezing her eyes shut and slashing her hand open#blood pours and circles around her like a hungry animal#dragon age you haunt me like a wronged spirit that craves to be heard#merrill#merrill art#dragon age#peren procreates#calm down per
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Every time I remember that the most popular jjk ship is gojo x yuji it disturbs me…
it makes me wanna run people over w a truck like i genuinely don’t understand and you caught me at a time where i feel like ranting so please excuse me but like . i get sooooooo annoyed when people say they’re proship like??? i personally don’t conflate proship & dark content together bc i feel like some people who say they’re proshippers do it in an anti-censorship way which is so ??? like most aren’t for censorship like people are fine w dark content like including murder or stuff of that nature but at least w people around me when we say we hate proship it’s the incest/rape/pedophilia stuff… and from that… why would you EVER wanna align yourself w pedophiles/people who are fine with pedophilia??? it makes no sense to me. some people are just SOOOOOOO obsessed w making everything sexual like nothing is safe. not even the IDEA of children!!!!!! pisses me the FUCK off!!!!!! just ship the adults w the adults there’s a hundred adults why the FUCK does your dumbass want to see that adult rape a child. makes me so fucking pissed off beyond belief. it’s also like…….. why does it make Y’ALL pissed off when people say it’s gross/that it’s fucked up 😭 like if you say you agree and you don’t condone this shit IRL then don’t be mad when people call it out. be glad people will call this shit out when you won’t lmfao
edit: had to add this on bc talking to logan i realized that fiction actually does affect some people’s realities bc i’ve heard proshippers say that they used to find pro-shipping disgusting but then they got into it and changed their minds… so you’re telling me… fiction… changed… your outlook… and therefore now you’re fine w the pedo stuff. that’s craaaaaaaaazy . join a support group y’all have enough people i’m SURE to pay for a therapy session
#asks#anon#this is just a mini rant but yeah agreed w your anon it’s disturbing as FAWK#also i’ve always been annoyed w batfam shippers too bc this was ESPECIALLY prevalent then#but w that it was a lot of incest too and it’s like . do y’all not see as adopted children as REAL family members???#people said it’s fine bc they aren’t related and it’s like#do you hear yourselves#do you think stepchildren aren’t still children of the adult???#it’s with a lot of x reader Shit too and it’s like . do you like the ‘taboo’#or is it more of like: you’re way younger than your fictional crush & you just wanna call him daddy#like you can do that without being related you Know that right#anyways . praying on every proshippers downfall#just rotted brain and rotted takes. bunch of dumb bitches saying ‘yesssssss’ to each other#anyways. shoutout logan & kit & my old batfam moots we would pray on proshippers downfall every other tuesday 😭#fighting in the trenches but SOMEBODY has to do it!#i implore everyone else to also get a backbone and don’t be scared of ‘ruffling feathers’#like hating proshippers is the majority of people . don’t be fooled by your little tumblr/twt circles#also yes their victim complexes goes BONKERS.#like logan said someone talking abt your niche fanfic online being weird as fuck isn’t censhorship 😭 stop acting oppressed & marginalized#*censorship#just SILLY
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Looking back on this YA love triangle I think it’s worth pointing out that neither Shirase nor Dazai are in Chuuya’s league.
Chuuya lives in a nice apartment, runs a thriving blood jewel business, and is successfully beating back several mental illnesses every single day. Elite millennial. Total boyboss.
I can’t believe his only prospects are an overgrown toddler and a demonic hobo (who is also kind of an overgrown toddler)
#yes i'm subverting the term girlboss#we've circled all the way back#bsd stormbringer#bsd fifteen#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#bsd shirase#soukoku#Welcome Back to me talking
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Frenchie calling other men in the crew babe and dear is something that can actually be so personal
#Frenchie ofmd#yes yes I know its just how dudes talk in certain areas#but that doesnt make it any less special for people who arent used to it#I live in a pretty progressive city and still most guys would never do that for fear of being seen as gay#some people in my inner circle do but outside of that it's pretty uncommon#seeing Frenchie say these things so casually gives me emotions#anyway can you tell I'm feeling talkative today?#ofmd#lex rambles#original posts
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you said to send songs that remind you of ships so. hotel california is the most everyone/bruce song to me EVER whether it’s platonic or romantic i feel like it perfectly encapsulates how many of them feel about him.
especially with what i understand of the way jason’s currently being written, with him coming back to bruce no matter how badly he hurts him.
some of the Most bat lines to me are
this song has been Haunting me. they are all willingly trapped with each other forever no matter what. even when bruce was presumed DEAD their lives STILL orbited around his.
i want to live in your brain so badly. you get it. you REALLY get it oh my god. Bruce is the addiction that none of the Batfam can seem to let go of. all of them *could* leave, especially as they've gotten older. but i've thought a lot about how Jason forgives Bruce again and again in the current run. because it does sort of feel in character for the character Jason is in Rebirth, constantly compromising his morals to work with Bruce or the other Batfam. he will discard everything he is to try to get back in with the family and try to change, always failing inevitably but trying again anyway.
the song is so good at just. describing how it's a toxic and unhealthy, bordering on abusive relationship and yet one they're choosing to be in. i especially like the line "we are programmed to receive, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave" because it REALLY gets it. Bruce made them this well. he designed every Robin to be dependent on him for their identity and guidance through the world and it led each of them to hate him. yet they won't leave and it's by their own choice, to some degree. all for different reasons, but all attached to Bruce. i really like it as a BruJay song, but i think it also works so well for BruDick or BruTim. Dick, who can't seem to keep crawling back to Bruce and said he would die for Bruce even when they were at their worst. and Tim who has just *always* orbited Batman in some way and can't seem to find an identity outside to orbiting Batman, hence not being able to move on from Robin. it's why so many recent Detective Comics arc have had Tim as the dutiful soldier, finding Bruce during Failsafe, loyal to trying to save Bruce form himself during Gotham War, telling Bruce not to take him to a hospital when he was shot in the neck because he'd rather die than compromise Bruce's mission. and that's his *choice*, he let himself get this tangled with Bruce, knowing what it would become.
all of them hate Bruce in some way and don't want to become him but also can't seem to stop getting pulled in. always craving something they don't have with Bruce anymore, too. they all want to relive those Glory Days. i think that reflects well in the song lyric about wanting a wine that hasn't been around since 1969, craving something that's been gone for years yet they can't stop reaching out for that perfect relationship they all once had with Bruce. because at some point all of them had *all* of Bruce's attention, his love and approval. and then it somehow got ripped away. for Dick, for Jason, for Steph, for Cass, for Tim, it comes for them all eventually. he will never be satisfied and will move on. and they know that but they still choose to stay for the glimpse of heaven.
i like the line of killing the beast too, bc i see it both as wanting to kill the want inside of them for Bruce, and just wanting to kill Bruce in general. (for Jason and/or Steph specifically) how do they kill these feelings they keep coming back to. you've given me endless brainrot i'm never going to forget about. i'm unwell.
#necrotic answerings#brujay#brudick#brutim#brusteph#brucass#batcest#dead dove do not eat#i've been considering making playlists for every batcest ship#and this is just encouraging me to do so bc this song is so good#i have some ideas for songs for other ships too#but god. this one i am chewing on glass.#(also yes ik jason keeps coming back to the bats bc of poor writing on behalf of dc not knowing what to do with him)#(but that's meta i don't think needed to be explained yk. you just accept it after a while.)#i had to stop myself from talking more bc i was just inheriently rambling in circles absolutely unhinged over this#bruce rlly is the bad habit none of the batfam can drop.#screaming about it
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