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Husk, I guess what I'm asking, is did you ever 'explore' your sexuality topside? Or didn't figure it out until you got down here?
Husk: One-time topside, but it was only a kiss. I did fuck a few guys when I was an overlordā¦wait, why am I talking about this?
Angel: Keep asking, I wanna hear more about Huskās sex life, please!
Husk: Angel!
#husk answers#husk and angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#husk post#husk is pansexual#if thereās a hole there's a goal#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel roleplay#rp blog#asks open#talking about his sex life#oh well#enjoy
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au idea... tng but it's set in the 80s and the enterprise is an apartment building rather than a ship
other tenants of the building include: -Picard (the head of the college that Data attends) and Q (no one really knows what he does, he just pops in and out whenever he pleases) -Troi (high school guidance counselor) and Riker (personal trainer) and Worf used to live here too but he moved out -Beverly (still a doctor) and Wesley (burnt out college freshman) -Barclay (works at Blockbusters w/ Data and Geordi) -Guinan (bartender of a secretly gay bar)
the ds9 apartment is a whole other story
#not super happy with these drawings but i put too much effort/time to not share them anyways#its the idea that counts. not really the art#fellas is it gay to spend every waking moment of your life with your best friend? working with+ living with+ co-parenting his child?#geordi is fully under the illusion that data is aware that he's trans. but data is VERY sheltered. he wouldn't know the difference#dude talks about periods once and data's like āis it normal to do that? how come i do not? is something wrong with me?ā#data got taught everything he needed to know about sex (dr soong was weird) but regular information like that? nope. definitely not.#data soong#geordi la forge#lal soong#star trek#star trek the next generation#alternate universe#tng#star trek fanart#fanart#art
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Art prompt of Shen Qingqiu holding the aro flag (fits his color scheme)
the real reason this man doesn't realise he's tripping every romance flag in the story
#svsss#scum villain#shen qingqiu#sqq#aro#aromantic flag#i'm now just stuck on the idea of sqq trying to explain the nuance of pride flags to the Qing Jing Peak disciples#he Does Not Want to have this conversation#it started when he realised he was going to have to have The Talk with his disciples at SOME point and couldn't figure out a way#to finesse them into going to talk to mqf about it instead. it rapidly derailed as sqq got more muddled up in modern day terminology and#the Scholarly Peak Disciples would NOT fucking let it go#he would really rather die than continue this conversation; this man went through enough of his (2 lives) life without examining his own#sexuality he does NOT intend to start now!! please stop asking clarifying question!! you know what just don't have sex ever!!!#just!!!! don't date!!!!!! don't do that!!!! isn't it better for everyone to just not do that?????? conversation over!#my art#thanks for the suggestion!
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Pls make Remus kinkier its always the quiet ones
#he doesnāt talk about his sex life at all and itās onlu Sirius that knows#the marauders#sirius black#remus lupin#wolfstar
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This Bond with this Q. Do you see the vision.
#matching festival looks#respectively Daniel Craig in Queer (2024) by Luca Guadagnino presented at the Venice Film Festival 2024#and Ben Whishaw in Limonov (2024) by Kirill Serebrennikov presented at the Cannes Film Festival 2024#both movies are inspired by books and the books themselves are both autobiographical even though in vastly different degrees#and both characters the play partake in gay sex#I have not watched the Limonov mobie yet but I have watched Queer#and who has read Limonov knows gay sex is not a secondary aspect of this guy's life#So#for your consideration#00q with these vibes#Limonov is indeed a real guy and I while I do not suggest shipping Lee the character from Queer by William S. Borroughs#and the real life unbelievably controversial figure of Eduard Veniaminovic Savenko 'Limonov'#I do think Limonov would have loved the idea of being rpf-ied. No no really. At least in his younger years.#Looking for fame and all that#But me I was just talking about the vibes of these two pictures/characters#'rpf is fine' -Eduard Limonov trying to be scandalous and controversial in Paris circa 1977#james bond#q#007#quartermaster
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the thing about pei ming. is that what the narrative shows you straight out is him in a relationship where he didn't follow the typical romantic convention of abandoning everything for the other person. and then him attempting to cover for his nepotism grandkid. and then his reputation for sleeping with a lot of women. and then it really doesn't want to let you talk about the fact that he's very consistent about making sure that the women he has relationships with are taken care of after he's gone. or that he was doing the honorable thing by not taking the easy way out of a war and did his best with an impossible situation with that woman afterwards and made sure she was taken care of to the best of his ability. or that shi wudu, water tyrant, trusts him so much that he's essentially appointed him as shi qingxuan's guardian in case anything happens to him. like YES he's a whore. AND.
#i love being a xuan ji apologist i love when women are toxic. in my pei ming fanboy arc rn though#sorry for being a pei ming apologist i don't think he gets enough credit though#he's not morally bankrupt he actually has a very strong sense of honor and moral standards.#it's just that he. likes sex.#he cannot help being aroallo. that's not his fault. man just likes sex but doesn't care much for romantic relationships#anyway yada yada demonization of sex in our current culture nd sex as immoral when not accompanied by romance all that.#if he was not a guy who liked having sex. if he had purely romantic relationships and then made sure they were taken care of after.#how would people talk about him then...#anyway in my head he's the aromantic god of love he's big nd strong and handsome and he's my everything. he's my older brother#he's my gender icon#we could be frat boys together. in another life#talking#tgcf#pei ming#tian guan ci fu
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This is barely anything but I'm thinking about how Anakin is tall so no one would necessarily think to pick him up unless it was for life saving reasons but Obi-wan can definitely pick him up and carry him and the first time Obi-wan does so post-them-getting-together Anakin kind of short circuits for a few minutes
YES, this, absolutely, I need it, yes. Yes.
Especially since Obi-Wan keeps talking like an old man, saying that his knees crack when he gets up, buying a fancy pillow for his neck and loves drinking his herbal tea right before bed, Anakin tends to forget that Obi-Wan isn't even 40.
So when he's being annoying one day blocking Obi-Wan's way and ends up saying "just accept your fate Obi-Wan, it's not like you'll pick me up and carry me out of here" and Obi-Wan does just that, Anakin makes the smallest 'oh' and then turns weirdly silent even after Obi-Wan has put him down again, despite being carried like a sack of potatoes.
It's only later when Obi-Wan gets home and Anakin has been pacing the apartment for hours that he realises his mistake when Anakin says "You have to pick me up again. Against the wall maybe. Yes, with my legs around you this time. How long can you stay like that do you think"
#it's the best thing for their sex life and worst thing Obi-Wan has ever done for his back#now every time Obi-Wan talks like an old man and Anakin opens his mouth to make fun of him#he thinks about the last time they had sex and closes his mouth#obikin#asks
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underrated funny thing about lawlight is they never actually did get to confirm that 100% of the time they were basically thinking exactly what the other person thought they were thinking every single time
#im thinking about this because of the relationship i have with one of my bosses#like hes extremely hard to read and doesnt make small talk but hes also considerate in quiet ways#so im always like guessing what hes thinking and feeling and wondering if hes trying to do the same back#but then im like am i just projecting onto him completely? making this all up in my head#hes giving nothing and im imagining everything. and you really dont want to make assumptions because it would be awkward to be wrong#for example a few times now things that i wondered if he was doing to make my life easier were actually just things he was doing#because he was secretly preparing to close up shop#so i was glad i never voiced my appreciation for his thoughtfulness out loud to him when i found out the truth lol#ANYWAYS unlike in my situation#the entire time whenever one of those two thinks one thing the other one is like 'i bet he's thinking this' and we the readers#look between their thought bubbles and go 'pffft he sure is what are you gonna do now'#its probably a good thing they went to mu because the afterlife couldn't handle all the smug sex theyd be having on every available surface#24/7/365#lawlight#p
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Hi, it's me again. I decided to follow your advice and try to seek out your 'actually serious' analysis, which led me to your komahina bible, the most easy to find compilation of this supposed analysis. Here are my thoughts-
1) Overview
- Most of this 'analysis' isn't analysis but a summary/overview of the game. It's not so much a 'bible' as a children's book summary of the bible, which at that point it would be better to play the actual game itself. It's clear it was made for a presentation on the 'uninitiated' if you will, but if that's the case, you shouldn't be advertising it as the literal bible on the subject.
- When you are not regurgitating points from the game beat by beat, the screen is halfway filled with either manga panels or fanart. My gripes with manga panels are, that even though they do depict the events of the game, the way they can be depicted by the artist can be pretty subjective due to the freedom of the medium in comparison to sprites, and that the role of one character can differ depending on whose pov manga it is (chiaki vs nagito). Fan art therefore should be scrutinized even more since it fully depicts abstracted and even the fandomified version of events, leading to situations where it's either unclear what is actually happening or betrays your more shallow view of the characters (i talk abt this later.)
- When you do use pictures directly from the game it's either a possible screenshot from a memorable moment or dialog from the wiki, limited almost exclusively to the freetime events. This leads me to believe that you haven't actually played the game(there are other factors hinting towards this) or watched a Let's Play of it, but going off of merely information that's already widely known and circulating within the fandom, and easy to search on the wiki.
2) Incorrect/Questionable information
Here I'll compile a lot of information that's either plainly wrong or baffling to having come to that conclusion , leading more credence to the theory that you either haven't actually played the game or your memory of it isnt as good as you think.
-"if Nagito's plan went off of without a hitch, he would have killed anyone that was closes to him at the time" plainly wrong. Komaeda's goal from the start was to make himself the victim, so by dying this way his death could have meaning and help the others. For somebody that keeps talking about Komaeda's "Martyr complex" this is truly a weird take to have.
-"Nagito...got the nurse for sure sick" is there any proof that specifically points to Komaeda for this? I believe the takeaway should've been that Mikan got sick because she was around all of them AND she overworked herself trying to take care of them. Is this just an awkwardly phrased attempt to make more of a connection between Tsumiki and Komaeda? I don't think you needed more than the ones that already existed.
- "he helps Junko brainwash a bunch of students" Kamukura at neither point in the anime or Danganronpa 0 was ever specifically implicated in the brainwashing. He never 'helps' Junko, especially in that way. If you meant, participates in the student council killing game, you should've said that, but even then his agency and influence is limited.
-"they found the Remnants and captured them!"...no, they didn't. The Remnants presented themselves as survivors and the Foundation took them in. They handed themselves over willingly. It was a pretty big piece of the final part of the game...
3) Komaeda and Komahina
- "Nagito's habit of putting people on pedestals" Where. Sure, he certainly parrots the belief that the "Ultimates" as a unit are at the top of the food chain and should be prioritised, but its clear that doesn't exactly carry over to his classmates like teruteru, Kuzuryu and even Souda sometimes. Just because of a few positive comments refering to them as Ultimates and the trial which he literally breaks down in, this is a hard position to support.
-"Nagito manipulates Hajime into playing the game" How. He literally just told him to play it. How is that manipulation. Also, isn't it a bit unfair to put the blame on Koizumi's death to him as well? I think they were multiple factors playing into this, but sure, how else are you gonna convince people that Komaeda is a twisted fucking cyclepath that loves leading people to their deaths.
-The way that you say the Kuzuryu/Pekoyama relationship mirrors Komahina as 'I will give up my agency for you/ I just want you' is also confusing. Unless of course you mirror Peko's struggle with her agency and harmful beliefs the clan enforced on her with Komaeda's own belief system, in which case, idk man, i feel like you are giving a bit too much credit to the supposed severity of Komaeda's views and trying too hard to make Hinata the 'rational' and 'grounding' one in the relationship.
- Again, the amount of times you refer to Komaeda as a freak for doing something 'weird' or even being drawn weirdly doing it , mostly in the manga, makes me belief this isn't just an affectionate tongue in cheek joke as you claim, but an actual way in which your interpretation of Komaeda is colored.
-"it doesn't excuse his nonchalance towards tragedy and murder but explains it" what needs to be excused here exactly? Komaeda doesn't need to immediately bawl his eyes out when someone gets killed or else he's suspicious and...bad? I am confused with what you mean by this. If you mean that Komeada shouldn't be so nonchalant about murder because he's constantly trying to kill someone else, that is plainly incorrect and i explained above why.
-Posturing about Komaeda's 'black and white thinking' while in the next exact slide you show fanart of him smugly explaining he has Borderline. First, i want you to explain to me the black and white thinking in a way that isn't "oh, the friends and classmates i previously liked turned out to be fucking terrorists". I think that's a pretty justifiable situation for your thinking to go from white to black. Also, if that is enough credence to assign Komaeda BPD, you really don't know how BPD works, especially since you assigned it to the one character you constantly talk about being a freak (and also lust...pseudo lust? after).
- The insistence with Hinata not really understanding Komaeda and running away, even if he wants to understands him is pretty suspect, especially when compared to the game. Hinata is confused and overwhelmed yes, but it's not just that he wants to understand Komaeda but that he still feels fondness for him, he still follows his advice and puts his faith in him and the way he mourns him in Chapter 5 is also pretty indicative of this. It's just another part in the pattern in you making Hinata the confused, rational, 'morally pure' man that's 'tempted' by 'corrupted' manic pixie mentally ill demon Komaeda. Something tells me your priest AU isn't so much playing with dolls as much as...what you actually believe these characters dynamic is.
- The whole page where Servant is basically made into a joke about how hot and sexy and freaky he is doesn't help your point either.
-The most damning evidence of course is a drawing in the second to last slide, wherein Komaeda is supposed to be analogous to 'guy who has something wrong with him' (distorted, freak, mentally ill) and Hinata is analogous to the guy that 'is the only one that understands them' (the rational one, the relationship of understanding doesn't go both ways).
- Your slide with sources is pretty vague and unclear. Also the way that you credit "Your superior mind" before the game itself when all you've been doing is repeating and misinterpreting the plot of the game is ...ironic
So yeah, that's all I got. Feel free to 'debunk' my observations as much as you please, I just want to know if there's actual basis behind everything you just said or I should go digging for 'the actual serious analysis' yet again.
i think you forgot that fandom is meant to be fun
#ask#anon#tw anon hate#iām not gonna go through each individual point here bc frankly thatād be a waste of my time#so iām just going to say this:#i am someone who makes jokes. funny haha jokes. i Laugh. i Shitpost. Common Fandom Behavior#āfreakā is a word i use to refer to myself more often than anyone else#i view it with a positive connotation. and also kmda is objectively weird!! that is part of what makes his character good#i use 2 definitions of āfreakā: the first is Related To Sex and the second is Strange Or Bizarre#komaeda is a strange and bizarre person who is regularly used for fanservice#you could for sure say maybe i have some sort of bias with calling people āfreaksā but for you to assume ill intent is nasty#that presentation was made to give my irl friends an understanding of what i mean when i talk abt kmhn#ākmhn bibleā is a JOKE title. itās a BIT. i donāt know if youāve noticed but i try to have fun around here#anywho. iām not going to argue semantics with someone who is clearly convinced that i couldnāt possibly know what iām talking about#thatās not worth my time or energy.#iām going to continue to have fun on the internet with my friends. i am going to continue making my funny jokes#i am going to continue to make weird bad not-quite-horny art. and iām going to be happy#you can either block me like an adult and move on with your life. or you can send me another anon#if you do send me that ask know that i will block you. this is a conversation i am done having#because i will not have these conversations with people who refuse fo respect me#itās clear that you have it in your head that youāre smarter than me. which sure whatever believe what you want idgaf#but regardless of how you view me i am not obligated to prove myself to you. ever#thanks for downloading my funny little powerpoint though ^_^
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As far as character progression goes, I'd argue that the most important aspect of the RLJ reveal isn't just Jon learning that he isn't Ned's son. The most important part is him learning that he isn't Ned Stark's bastard son. He's spent all his life chasing after Ned's shadow, trying to prove to himself and to the world that he is worthy of being Ned Stark's son, "let them say that Eddard Stark had fathered four sons not three", āhe was not a Stark but he could die like oneā and all that. He's internalized the shame of being the one stain on honorable Ned Starks' reputation
āBut itās a lie,ā Jon insisted. How could they think his father was a traitor, had they all gone mad? Lord Eddard Stark would never dishonor himself ā¦ would he? He fathered a bastard, a small voice whispered inside him. Where was the honor in that? And your mother, what of her? He will not even speak her name.
So it's important for him to finally stop chasing after that elusive shadow. It's important for him to understand that Ned's dishonor was a deliberate choice that he made by himself, and it's thus no fault of his own. Once Jon internalizes that, then he can finally move on and ask himself, who am I? What do I want for myself? What can I be in this world, just as I am? So far, he's been unable to do that successfully because he still has an incomplete (and false) understanding of who he is.
#jon snow#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#jon specifically being nedās bastard cannot be overstated#it heavily colors his outlooks on his own life and how he navigates through the world#like letās talk about his sex hangups for example#being ned's bastard is so so important to his character arc#ffs whenever he meets someone new itās always you must be ned starkās bastard#itās how he and everyone else understand his role in life so for him to progress as a character we need to ask#what happens when jon is no longer ned starkās bastard?#what happens when the one thing that drove him to the wall - to seek glory and kickstarted his heroic journey#is proven to be false?#what then?#what does he do then? where does he go then? who does he become then?#I think he will at first be resistant - and itās been my personal theory that his learning of robbās will#will coincide with that and that will be the greatest temptation for him#just like with stannisā offer and how he agonized over it he will try to cling to some form of#-I can still be nedās son canāt I? look robb legitimized me as such-#yes I think heāll already be aware of his parentage by the time he learns of the will#but ultimately he will choose to forge his own path in the end just like he chose to remain with the nw#which then doesnāt look good for the kitn prospects Iām ngl š¬#because just like accepting Stannisā offer meant desecrating his fatherās gods#accepting the will while knowing that he has no right over his now cousins would straight up be usurpation regardless of age or skill#and I can see grrm throwing in that moral dilemma for Jon because his arc is full of them#but just as he rejected stannis and ended up as lc then his final rejection will lead to something else that is greater - king of winter š¤#Just my opinion tho š#tagging#eddard stark#r plus l equals j#As well
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this has stayed in my brain for like 2 weeks: au where obi-wan gets fed up with the city council because he keeps writing them asking them to fill this pothole on his street that he hates driving around and they keep not doing it so he decides to run for city council himself on the sole platform of if heās elected heās going to fucking fix that fucking pothole.
and he wins because he is very charming and not a lot of people vote anyway, and he fills in his pothole and then next election cycle, heās planning to let someone else win so he doesnāt have to be on the city council anymore because he actually hates local politics.
only thereās this asshole in university who decides to run obi-wanās re-election campaign because heās trying to sleep with a political science TA and he thinks sheāll be impressed if he shows an interest in local politics by doing some grassroots voting door to door work for his community service creditsā¦..and he chooses obi-wan to support at random and very nonconsensually
so anakin skywalker becomes the bane of obi-wan kenobiās existence. obi-wan kenobi becomes the focus of anakinās.
(obi-wan also becomes an elected official again, mostly because of the bored housewives vote.)
(obi-wan blames this on the fact that while anakin is a very horny intense nineteen year old, heās also surprisingly effective with his big wet eyes and his obscenely pink lips. anakin blames this on the televised debates he scheduled between obi-wan and fellow councilor maul, where obi-wanās eyebrows are drawn and he looks furious and his shirtsleeves are rolled up to his elbows, exposing his very nicely defined forearms.)
(they fuck about it.)
#kit's silly lil aus#obikin#talked about this on the discord like a while ago but was thinking about it earlier#obi-wan was trying to soft quit and not announce that he was running so no one would vote#for him but then anakin just randomly chose to put all his intense weird energy behind obi-wan#and it works and obi-wan is furious#this twink is ruining his life#now heās been re elected and people know about him and talk to him on the street#and thatās ā¦. sort of nice fine he likes people he likes his city#he fucking hates politics and now heās a politician#all because of anakin skywalker !!!!#who turns PadmĆ© down when she makes a move on him because all his weird intense 19yo anakin energy is firmly#on getting obi-wan to fuck him now#(obi-wan realizes that maybe he will be stripped of his political power and title if heās caught fucking his campaign manager (newly 19)#(obiwan of course grabs onto that opportunity with both hands. solely because he wants to not be on the council anymore.)#(not because he wants to fuck anakin) (definitely not)#the sex they have the night itās announced obi-wan winsā¦.incandescent so rough so furious anakin canāt stand#obi-wan goes out to say thank you all sweaty with hair out of place and red splotches on his neck#and no one knows theyāre from his campaign manager currently in his bed back at his house
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Fuckin. The reason Owen has asthma is literally because his real self is buried alive suffocating and his mom is the one who reminds him to bring his inhaler when heās a kid and next time we see her sheās sick and then sheās dead and when Owen watches the finale heās wheezing and projectile vomiting and his dad springs into action to drown him further and when itās the final act his lips are severely chapped from overuse of the inhaler and he keeps trying to inhale from it but itās not working and he just keeps wheezing loudly keeps trying to make this all work he knows why it isnāt heās dying sheās DYING he ends the movie apologizing to everyone and still wheezing
#i saw the tv glow#the way its a truman show situation but a trans metaphor instead its like oooogh you fucking bastards you use my favorite movie#to make another movie that is also becoming my favorite#just the way everyone is working to keep owen in denial and every time they fail they get killed off#and the way that his coworkers at the movie theater are literally marco and polo the moon demons#also i gotta say imo the realest scene in the movie is when owen is there with his coworkers and theyre just like laughing the whole time#laughing about the idea of owen liking the sex scene he walked in on laughing at the idea of someone like him having sex#like his very existence is hilarious and the way owen literally isnt saying or doing anything at all yet they just keep laughing#and theyre like hey look at my eyes when i talk to you why dont you ever look at me#ITS TOO REAL this is literally what 90% of my life has been like god#being mocked and you dont know why youre not doing anything youre intentionally not feeling anything yet its still wrong#theres no winning#also the mom being like āi just want to make sure youre on the right pathā and owen spits into the blue cotton candy#everyone is doing everything they possibly can to keep him in denial but he keeps coughing it up man
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i know dovquez is supposed to be the nice comfort ship or whatever but its even better when.. it is not.
and here i go rambling because
iāll never be over dovi being So possessive and going all like ducati is mine nobody is going to take it away from me and. never settling for anything LESS really. dear petty impossibly stubborn possessive dovi. And. marc being haunted as per usual but not in a desperate and nostalgic way more like. iām gonna be the most annoying brat youāll ever met in your life and its gonna be even worse than any on track criminal offense bc youāre not acting as you should and im not used to it and this is pissing me off bc i cannot really control it so iāll make you go grey right at the temples just to see how long it will take for you to reveal yourself and fucking explode or something. hate me. bruise me. ruin me. anything. and dovi isnāt pleased with it because he must be tired of playing by someone elseās rules. and ruin him he does.. but in a different way.. bc its dovi and he got all of the aces up his sleeve. he just knows how to make marc crumble, taking him by surprise bc nothing is ever predictable. not merciless but undaunted i mean. relentless. he knows how to put marc back under him in some swift, unprompted moves.. keep him there on a leash eventually, tightening or releasing it just when its needed.. so that nobody can take marc away from him anymoreā¦
#am i still talking about on track battles or sex. maybe BOAF#vale haunting the narratives dovi haunting rosquez myr: haunting the dovquez tag#i should just stop yapping and write a goddamn rpf atp idk.#or maybe i should remain SILENT for my own wellbeing#dear dovi has been a human among gods all his life until he decided to. just fight the gods. the beast prime marquez himself.#how INSANE must dovi be. how BIG his balls are#bye im going to the beach i need fresh air and fresh water and someone bonking me on my head to sedate me#dovquez#andrea dovizioso#marc marquez#yappatron 3000 factory mode
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blue lock men get a little too excited and creative and also serious if you ask them the silly question "would you still love me if i was a worm?" btw
#bachira and isagi are soo sweet and silly with you about it like they get technical about what they'd do and the sanctuary n everything#karasu does too and hes more nerdy about it#its SOOO cute and precious ;-; oliver is so kdjsrhsjdfhfjd about it i don't wanna say >_>#gagamaru says '0_0 i wanna be a worm with you too........'#rin is frustrated like crazy imagining you as a worm its so weirdly cute to him he wants to eat you. but doesn't and says 'stupid question'#but he doesn't say no lol#sae does the same thing but he says yes after. bc it would make u happy ;-; very nonchalant tho (also has crazy cuteness aggression inside)#barou looks at you cringing but then he takes the scenario seriously like oh my god what if you turn into a worm OH MY GOD THE ECOSYSTEM#WILL GET MY BABY!! then taking the idea wayyy too seriously lmao his heart wants to explode because he would protect the FUCK out of you#like he starts tweaking and giving you many plans he has to keep you safe its precious and so funny lol#shidou surprises you when he starts talking about how he'd also build you a little ecosystem to thrive in and how he wants to be a worm too#so he could have a fulfilling worm life with you and you can have crazy worm sex and just. live your worm life you get once#gets deep and wicked ig KJFDJHKFJK#and reo says ofc and talks about buying you a luxurious ecosystem LMFASFHJ#sora.txt
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Once again I had confirmation that I am asexual because I dreamed that I met Hozier and we were alone together and we chatted and had shortbread cookies. IN A DREAM WHERE WE COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING.
#andrew hozier byrne#the hoziest#hozier#I think they were Milano cookies#we talked about books#never had a sex dream in my life#and I'm old enough to be his mom
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What if.. hear me out.. conspiracy theory here.. Timothy & Heidi didnāt save their first kiss for marriage but only Heidiās family knows? š¤
Honestly, while I would 100% support that if they wanted to be open about it, what they did or didn't do before marriage isn't that important to me. The point of the whole drama for me is that people in relationships should be allowed to keep their personal lives private under any circumstances, including if one of their mothers is an oversharing attention whore in the internet. Even being someone's parent does not entitle you to the details of an adult child's personal business, and if that makes someone like Jill mad, that's a her problem.
This whole thing has made me think a little more about what I speculate on tbh. I try to be good about that kind of stuff, but I do remember times when I've shared pics or posts about fundies being physical before marriage, and it is tea don't get me wrong, but to be quite honest it's none of my fuckin business. Especially when said pics are taken without the couple's consent.
Anyway yea I think a big takeaway for me from all of this is to be more mindful about prying into the personal lives of especially the kids of these fundie parents who didn't ask to be gawked at by thousands of strangers.
#possible hot take but it is just s TAD but hypocritical for especially communities like reddit to be jumping all over Jill for talking about#Tim's sex life when they do that shit to multiple strangers every single day. including him tbh#his nickname on there was Timcel for the longest time ffs#Timothy Rodrigues#heidi rodrigues#Jill rodrigues
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