#taking this as confirmation idc

[sankttealeaf]

my faaaaave thing is writing gortash taking off his anti-emotions coat and waiting to have a crash of feelings but theres nothing

so he does things to get the emotions rolling (drinking. thinking about things hes sad about etc) and then after nothing happens he goes to his room and thats when he breaks down.

something tasty about only allowing himself to feel something in the privacy of his room. despite being the only one in his house. trauma does that to a man. rip enver gortash you wouldve hated therapy x

[dr-zeddy]

Guys, hear me out, again, I hate to be the one saying it, but:

Mohg kidnapping Miquella doesn't even make any fucking sense in hindsight.

Why would MOHG, who has his own confirmed definition of royalty in his dynasty, as an act of rebellion against the system which severely oppressed him, follow the tradition of being the consort to a GOD, for his claim to have legitimacy. Why. It doesn't make any sense for him to suddenly kidnap Miquella, at all.

Honestly, if anyone, it would very likely be Mohg who couldn't give less of a fuck about how his lordship will take place, as long as it does. Bro is extremely sure of his power and abilities, why, why, why would he share the belief a God is neccessary to achieve his goal???

This mf is all about rebellion in oppose to Morgott, on a philosophical level it would be super hypocritical to enable a new status quo by trying to achieve lordship through the current tradition. I mean, maybe that is the point if you still want to interpret him as an 'evil creep' but I personally think, that way, some things fit the narrative even better:

We know that there already was an established system via Ansbach, before the Miquella drama, so why on earth would Mohg, who considers his Pureblood Knights Royalty and creates his own nobles by sharing his blood, follow this atrocious tradition??

That way Ansbach's dying line, would also make a lot more sense. He hopes that the lordship which the Tarnished is trying to achieve, would follow more akin to what Mohg was probably trying to do, becoming a lord for men, not for the gods.

(And also for himself, I still think it was some kind of coping mechanism for Mohg to achieve lordship, so it was a mix out of the psychological need to get power, in order for it to be less likely to be controlled again (tragically ironic, really) and a big middle finger to what the Golden Order did to him.)

Mohg's dynasty used to be centred around having his blood shared. It didn't matter where you come from or what heritage you carry on your back. If you carry around his blood in your veins, you're part of the family.

I guess when Mohg was being enchanted by Miquella, his mindset shifted and suddenly, he became obsessed with creating this whole Formless-Mother vessel-thing. (Which in itself even sounds silly, like how to you push a goddess which is considered formless into a flesh vessel? It would seem fairly counterproductive but that is just some literal interpretation, also considering all the New Formless Mother lore we encountered in the DLC. )

That's when Ansbach – knowing his lord's usual mindset and ambition – probably noticed something is off and fairly easily figured out that Miquella was fucking with Mohg's mind. Hence why he tried to challenge him and lost. Mohg was more important to Miquella's plans than the other way around and opposed a threat to the order Miquella was trying to create. So why did he coccon himself? My guess is that he needed a gateway to the Lands of Shadow + a way to get rid of his golden flesh to escape the influence of the Greater Will. And being supposedly kidnapped, nobody would ever suspect him being behind all of this and annihilating Mohg as a possible, popular competitor to his goals, which was, as we see, extremely effective.

[g00pymica]

identity is so much easier when you stop caring what strangers on the internet will say. yes, i am a twink dyke, what are you going to do about it? yes i am a lesbian who almost exclusively uses they/them pronouns, if you don't like that you can literally just block me. yes i am asexual and no that does not mean i have to be sex negative! i am not bringing down a movement by labelling myself in a way that fits how i view myself.

[funnyscienceman]

im like 90% certain thats why the emote exists /j

[rainsofcamelot]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WRITING THESE WORDS BUT RUMOR HAS IT THAT EVA, REEVE, PATRICK, AMBER AND ANDRÉ ARE GOING TO JOIN WEST END HADESTOWN IN FEBRUARY TO FILM A PROSHOT FOR NETFLIX

[imtiredmandontquestionit]

Chuuya (in disguise as a vampire): *thinking* what sound do vampires make??? Chuuya (still thinking): Do they sound like horses? Chuuya: HYEUHAES Chuuya: *thinking* Yeah, that was good enough. He'll never know I'm not actually a vampire.

[glassesweirdo]

Do you ever think about how Isha had probably been forced into child labor most of her life, if not almost all of it, just to find someone who loves and cares about her so much that only a couple of months was enough time for Isha to decide she would die for her loved ones? Yeah haha me neither.

[maxanor]

tbh very nervous about them possibly making maelor aemond's kid instead of aegons. i'm not against helaemond as a concept, but i think that even if they had feelings for each other aemond would never act on them. this is the guy who (in f&b) refused to take over as king even when his brother was horrifically injured. aemond is loyal to his family and i just don't see him betraying aegon by sleeping with helaena, even if he did have romantic feelings towards her. just feels very ooc for him

[crinj-central]

Nothing motivates me to finish wips like racing against oda does

[averinna]

Riko and Tsumiki are characters that haunt me like. What would the story have been if they've been allowed to live you know?

[cheriboms]

NO FREAKING WAY VIKTOR IS CONFIRMED ACE I CALLED THAT SHT IN 2021 !!!!!!!!!!!! WE STAY WINNING :D

[kayl3ighsunflower]

🙏

[captainsolocide]

BAHAHA WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS

[delightfuldevin]

Sometimes I see someone else present a headcanon of theirs like it’s fact and I get carried away with the possibility that my headcanons are wrong… until I remember the reasons I have that headcanon and it just reminds me that I know this world so well and I should stop doubting myself

[nonokoko13]

Why can't people like a celebrity without imagine them as queer? Can't people like Taylor music without go saying she's lesbian/queer when she hasn't said anything about that. Pretty sure if she was attracted to women she would have already said it 🫠

Even in the hypothetical scenario where she was queer indeed pressuring somebody to come out or out them yourself is selfish, stupid, dangerous, toxic and overall fucked up (-᷅_-᷄)

We have so many queer pop icons out of the closet but you need to headcanon your favourite ally/het as lgbt for...comfort reasons? Just because she's your fav? Because you are queer? Dude she's not a fictional character can you not spread false information or discuss real people orientations and just enjoy their content 💀

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[ravenovni]

Just queued a catholic guilt joke post and it reminded me that sometimes in my early teens/late childhood I decided(/heard somewhere??) that I wasn't supposed to take the communion in a state of sin i.e. I wouldn't take it if it had been to long since I last confessed, except after confessing I would immedeatly end up doing something I felt guilty about + at some point I stopped wanting to go to confession at all because it felt too embarrassing (because I would technically be supposed to confess... innapropriate... stuff, otherwise I would be commiting ommission and the confession wouldn't be valid) so I basically just stopped taking it altogether and haven't taken it in years.