#take that u fucker

[lemedstudent2021]

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[phoenix-before-the-flame]

Gajeel- 'You're gonna be my cat!'

Pantherlily, pushing 40 with a mortgage-

[storygremlin]

Dear everyone who assumes Eddie’s horniness for clipboard Buck is a sub thing:

have you considered it’s actually a ‘You’re cute when you’re being a brat’ thing?

Like, it’s so indulgent, Eddie just wants to tell him he’s doing such a good job, get him all flustered with teasing promises and praise, slip that clipboard out of his grasp, and then unwind him until Buck is putty beneath his hands

Eddie is so horny for how obsessively Buck cares about stuff, he literally acts like it’s the cutest thing he’s ever seen. Just absolutely insane, the both of them.

[puppyeared]

my stardew farmer ^_^ he doesnt have a green thumb for shit so he keeps animals and does mining

some tidbits i came up with while playing hehe

reclusive and doesnt really go out of his way to talk or visit people unless its an errand. but he also doesnt try to befriend others to get something out of it, so he has a very easygoing approach to making friends. on good terms with linus and sebastian since he runs into them most often.

if he respects or takes a liking to someone, he'll greet them with miss/mister (name). if you get close to him he starts using first name basis. if he doesn't like you, he'll refer to you by your title without using your name. only a few people have caught on to this.

the farm he inherited, Milky Way Farm, was the site of a meteorite crash and sometimes you can find shards of meteor debris littered around the farm (i picked the hilltop farm bc of this lol)

lost his sweater and pants a long ass time ago and doesnt have the time to look for them, so hes been working in his sleep clothes ever since

isnt actually grandpa's real heir to the farm... ;)

[badbanaynas]

jungle boy is only really compatible with one uh...creature....sure he speaks in grunts and growls but they have this telepathic connectION..!

and if you're wondering if it can fIT..... DONT WORRY BOUT IT 🐁🐁

[pagesupinflames]

okay we already know the nicknames for angel baabe starlight darlin smartass yadayadayada what do the listeners call their respective partners ? huh ? do THEY have assigned nicknames for them ? because my listeners do idk abt u bitches

[starriddenmess]

you see... if those aliens knew I would fuck em and have them use me in all kinds of ways. I'd be gone from earth by now.

[cashmere-caveman]

actually george is kind of iconic for pulling the classic gay "we should run away together" trope w mitchell in all three series finales

in s1 he is actually using it as a bargaining technique w herrick, not even mitchell himself, to suggest that herrick lets them run away together in return for not standing in his way

in s2 he literally, actually pulls it off and runs away w mitchell and nina to the countryside after annies death and they spend the whole time being absolutely miserable w the guys up to their eyeballs in denial about the bt20 massacre and nina going full pepe silva mode about lucy. id call it the most miserable polycule constellation in the whole show but i genuinely think, even compared to this, early s4 was true rock bottom so i wont

and ofc in s3 during the vow renewal/assisted suicide showdown we have the first(?) on screen scene where george actually talks w mitchell about it!!! sadly at this point the dream of running away together has proven to be slightly. suboptimal in practice so the emphasis is more on the running away part than the togetherness of it all but it is real to me bc we all know georges neurotic codependent ass would always check in on his favourite pet mass murderer! "what if u ran away? to scotland <3" - "i'd kill people in scotland </3" u will always be famous

[queernarchy]

the irony of nat going out for hours every single day to hunt food for a group of girls who do absolutely nothing but sit around and hallucinate all day only for the same girls who have never hunted a day in their lives to not even hesitate in grabbing spears and weapons to hunt her

[preggomancer]

clenching my fists veins bulging and hands shaking while i mutter to myself "MY EXPERIENCE IS NOT UNIVERSAL AND ITS FINE THAT OTHERS SEXUALIZE WHAT I HAVE PERSONALLY PROJECTED ON AS SYMBOLS OF ASEXUALITY"

[narwhalsarefalling]

i got a seizure from watching Avatar 2 and now I can’t drive for six months

[minzart]

Uno to 313: get tf away from the avenger I can provide a much better transportation method AND NEW TECNOLOGY AND-

Donald to Leonard Vertighel: get tf away from Odin I'M THE TRUSTED BESTIE AND THE SUPERHERO AND THE-

[sweetlullabyebye]

One thing I really love but that really kills me about the murderous rampage sequence is that I have litteraly so many questions about it that will go unanswered. Like I get that's the whole point but where was Mrs. Eom while the boys massacred Jongwoo and his friend? Was Moonjo just cheering in the background while Jongwoo got rid of the other residents? Where were the others while Jongwoo killed them one by one, like were Mrs. Eom and the twin just taking a nap before getting killed? I like to imagine that during each murder, the people that aren't getting killed are in a room playing red light green light or something

[vegaseatsass]

NONJINPHEE NATION, RISE!!

[mossyskeletal]

Pls I'm just yearning for a werewolf partner to take care of. They're used to being all big and strong all the time, they love it when they can just be a dumb puppy slut for me. I'd probably constantly wanna bend them over and spank them until their cute ass is all red & they don't need to think any more, just listen to me telling them what a good dog they are & then we can cuddle 💜

[lactosegremlin]

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