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#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza#ceasefire#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#aljazeera#al jazeera#hamas#khamas#hostages#hostage deal#hostage exchange#tel aviv#jerusalem#bibi netanyahu#take that u fucker#fuck netanyahu#israel
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Gajeel- 'You're gonna be my cat!'
Pantherlily, pushing 40 with a mortgage-
#fairy tail#fairy tail headcanon#gajeel redfox#fairy tail pantherlily#fairy tail gajeel#ft pantherlily#like gajeel bro#my dude my guy#u cannot be out here in the streets tryin to adopt a fully grown man#can u imagine it from lilys end#this fucker whos about half ur age runs up sayin hes gonna take u as his cat#how did he not go 'what the fuck is ur problem'
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Dear everyone who assumes Eddie’s horniness for clipboard Buck is a sub thing:
have you considered it’s actually a ‘You’re cute when you’re being a brat’ thing?
Like, it’s so indulgent, Eddie just wants to tell him he’s doing such a good job, get him all flustered with teasing promises and praise, slip that clipboard out of his grasp, and then unwind him until Buck is putty beneath his hands
Eddie is so horny for how obsessively Buck cares about stuff, he literally acts like it’s the cutest thing he’s ever seen. Just absolutely insane, the both of them.
#I keep seeing ‘Eddie wants buck to boss him around’ takes#and I wanted to offer this alternative#cause I gotta be real with u#Buck just want to be told he’s doing a good job#and Eddie is an indulgent mother fucker when it comes to people he loves#Evan buckley’s canonical praise kink#buddie#911 abc
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my stardew farmer ^_^ he doesnt have a green thumb for shit so he keeps animals and does mining
some tidbits i came up with while playing hehe
reclusive and doesnt really go out of his way to talk or visit people unless its an errand. but he also doesnt try to befriend others to get something out of it, so he has a very easygoing approach to making friends. on good terms with linus and sebastian since he runs into them most often.
if he respects or takes a liking to someone, he'll greet them with miss/mister (name). if you get close to him he starts using first name basis. if he doesn't like you, he'll refer to you by your title without using your name. only a few people have caught on to this.
the farm he inherited, Milky Way Farm, was the site of a meteorite crash and sometimes you can find shards of meteor debris littered around the farm (i picked the hilltop farm bc of this lol)
lost his sweater and pants a long ass time ago and doesnt have the time to look for them, so hes been working in his sleep clothes ever since
isnt actually grandpa's real heir to the farm... ;)
#sorry i havent been getting around to artfight attacks or art of anything lately bc my pen :) decided now would be the perfect#time to fucking bail on me :))) its gen 1 apple pen too so the fucker is discontinued hate and death on plsnet earth#like it TECHNICALLY works but only if i pair and re-pair it with the ipad until it senses it and that can be up to 38 tries#even then itll suddenly stop working if i take it off the ipad for more than 10 fucking seconds so i am not having a good time. this is the#second pen that this has happened to and i dont think its my ipad or software jesus christ. whatever. ill pretend not to care so it#fixes itself faster#ANYWAY COSMO!! YEAH. STARDEW IS STUPIDLY ADDICTING. i got it during the sale but im playing it on ios rn since i#dont have steam on my pc rn. i started a new save after the first one fizzled out and i think im doing way better this time yay#its a special kind of stress when u need to be in bed and its 1:50AM but the cat is in the fucking way#i wanna make more stuff with this guy i have a lot of stuff i wanna draw for him. i have a little backstory for him in mind#ill probably make a separate post to explain it but its a very long series of misunderstandings and ouran haruhi gender fuckery#my art#myart#my oc#oc#stardew farmer#sdv farmer#sdv#stardew valley#doodles#stardew
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jungle boy is only really compatible with one uh...creature....sure he speaks in grunts and growls but they have this telepathic connectION..!
and if you're wondering if it can fIT..... DONT WORRY BOUT IT 🐁🐁
#jungle boy#jack perry#luchasaurus#art#“ lucha should shed the dinosaur gimmick.” AND HAVE THE MONSTER FUCKERS OF WRESTLING TAKE THE L? NO THANK U...
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okay we already know the nicknames for angel baabe starlight darlin smartass yadayadayada what do the listeners call their respective partners ? huh ? do THEY have assigned nicknames for them ? because my listeners do idk abt u bitches
#my angel has SOOO many for davey#baby nd luvie nd#on occasion bubba#but u gotta take in account that these fuckers ARE millennials 2 the max#also princess if they’re feelin like getting their teeth knocked in#redactedasmr#redacted audio#redactedverse
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you see... if those aliens knew I would fuck em and have them use me in all kinds of ways. I'd be gone from earth by now.
#aliens if your reading this#pls take me. i will do anything for u#i will love you too#alien#alien fucker#terato#my post#monster fucker
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the irony of nat going out for hours every single day to hunt food for a group of girls who do absolutely nothing but sit around and hallucinate all day only for the same girls who have never hunted a day in their lives to not even hesitate in grabbing spears and weapons to hunt her
#yellowjackets#IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT#like we havent seen ANY of the girls kill ANYTHING other than misty and even that doesnt even really count#like shauna has butchered animals but she hasn't Killed anything#and they turn around and decide to hunt NAT?? NAT OF ALL PEOPLE#im fucking mad i dont like any of them anymore to be real#maybe take some of that energy and go out hunting for. i dont know. animals????#like nat does???#the person you're about to murder???#like kill nat and you dont even have food for the spring or the summer u fuckers are gonna run out of each other to kill
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clenching my fists veins bulging and hands shaking while i mutter to myself "MY EXPERIENCE IS NOT UNIVERSAL AND ITS FINE THAT OTHERS SEXUALIZE WHAT I HAVE PERSONALLY PROJECTED ON AS SYMBOLS OF ASEXUALITY"
#I MEAN THE SENTIMENT SINCERELY AND ITS A ME PROBLEM#its hard being a guy who accidentally made robots a personal symbol of a nonsexual mode of existence in a robot fuckers' world#(i literally love u robot fuckers pls take no offense)#theres also many other examples. also characters who are aro To Me#anyway#not mart
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I’m sorry but I don’t really understand what’s wrong with the Bendy books not being canon. I should put into account that I haven’t read any of them so maybe my opinion will change if I do end up giving them a read but let me get back to the main point. I’ve been in the FNaF community and let me tell you, they don’t take kindly to the TFTPP books. They constantly complain about what is canon or not and how it stinks that the books are now reliant to understand the lore when back then they were optional. If you ask me I think Paul and Mike dodged a bullet with this decision by just straight up telling the fans if the books are canon or not while Scott keeps it ambiguous. My final point is that there are other franchises that do this sorta thing, not just Bendy. Take for example, Sonic the Hedgehog. There’s a lot of spinoff tv shows and comics but most of them aren’t considered canon to the main games (Although I think Prime and IDW are canon though I’m not sure) so I don’t see why Bendy gets flack for doing the same thing while Sonic gets a pass.
What do you think?
I think you should read the other posts where I have literally explained this so many times instead of explaining to me stuff I already know. I am literally so sick of people like you expecting me to write a new response EVERYTIME you need it explained to you those situations are DIFFERENT. Here are the links, they are all in the Ramblez tag on my blog, it's not hard.
There. Go read my other posts I know you have nothing else to do but expect strangers to treat u like a baby and hold your hand through these topics but I am not being paid to be ur babysitter. Also if you can't even bother to read the books you think shouldn't be canon, you're not allowed to have an opinion on this. I'm literally gonna make a fucking banner at this rate just telling people to check my ramblez tag before asking me a question on a topic I've gone in depth on. If you still have questions that's fine but you're literally explaining to me shit I already know and being rude about it.
#ramblez#sorry but I am so sick of this#I have better things to do with my time then have to answer EVERY SINGLE ASK that comes to me explaining in a condescending tone#why someone doesn't like my opinion when they didn't even take 5 seconds to actually READ WHAT I SAID#if u can't be bothered to actually read my reasoning I'm not gonna write a special essay just for you!#I'm not a fucking essay writing robot guys at some point you gotta either word your questions in a polite and kind tone#or take the time to read through what I have ALREADY SAID ON THIS TOPIC BEFORE ASKING ME SOMETHING I HAVE#ALREADY ANSWEREDDDDDDDDDDD#also the sonic comics are literally canon you are literally just fucking wrong abt that lmao#sonic fans love idw being canon so Ig ur own point makes no fucking sense#but u still came to tell me it in a smug rude tone so thanks for that#im literally a fucking sonic fan and no prime isnt canon dumbass#I also used to be an extreme fnaf fan so yes I know this shit#dont come to lecture me when you are the idiot speaking confidently abt shit u dont know#literally fuck you I know ppl like u dont care but like Im a person#if ur gonna ask me a question on a topic Ive spoken abt several times#at least be polite abt it fucker
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One thing I really love but that really kills me about the murderous rampage sequence is that I have litteraly so many questions about it that will go unanswered. Like I get that's the whole point but where was Mrs. Eom while the boys massacred Jongwoo and his friend? Was Moonjo just cheering in the background while Jongwoo got rid of the other residents? Where were the others while Jongwoo killed them one by one, like were Mrs. Eom and the twin just taking a nap before getting killed? I like to imagine that during each murder, the people that aren't getting killed are in a room playing red light green light or something
#strangers from hell#hell is other people#yoon jongwoo#seo moonjo#mrs. eom#no but honestly i can imagine moonjo just taking pics of jongwoo like 'you're doing great honey 👍'#also were the downstairs neighbours sleeping or were they all gotten rid of#actually those downstairs neighbours probably just survived by minding their business#oh yeah that's just the creepy landlady going with a tupperware of meat in the basement. nothing shady here#this is why i believe in a third version of the murderous rampage#you're telling me everyone is minding their own business till they get killed? playing cards?#the lack of moonjo in the whole 'jongwoo killed everyone' scenario makes no sense u know that fucker would be cackling in a corner somewhere
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Uno to 313: get tf away from the avenger I can provide a much better transportation method AND NEW TECNOLOGY AND-
Donald to Leonard Vertighel: get tf away from Odin I'M THE TRUSTED BESTIE AND THE SUPERHERO AND THE-
#paperinik#“it didn't went like that” I know honey it's just funny to meeee#me vs the guy he tells u to not worry about. an old trusty car and a droid fucker-#pkna#inssue 24 here we gooo#odin: don't bring the duck avenger here he won't take the news well#also odin the second donald apears: well. might as well give him a new tailored suit-
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ineed nanami so badly it’s insane atp i need him to finger me to sleep while he tucks my head in his neck gently Imliterally cryinf goodbye
JASDHAJDGHADHAWDHGA YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!! YES AND YES AND YES!!! YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA TREAT YOU SOO SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GONNA LET YOU HIDE YOUR FACE IN THE CROOK OF HIS NECK, WHISPERING PRAISE INTO YOUR EAR ALL WHILE BEING KNUCKLES DEEP IN YOUR PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AFTER HE'S DONE HE'S GONNA KISS YOUR FOREHEAD SO FUCKING LOVINGLY IT ALMOST MAKES YOU SICK AND HE'S GONNA CLEAN YOU UP AND THEN HE'S JUST GONNA CUDDLE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP!!!!!!!!!! HE'S THE PERFECT MAN I'M AFRAID NONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!#it's funny bc well. i'm not that big of a nanami fucker but every once in a while..#he just kinda worms into my brain.......#and then the thoughts just take over#like wow#what a good man#damn#i kinda love him ngl#hasgdhahgdhgashdgagh#no but ur so real for this nonnie i understand u completely#friends!!
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Pls I'm just yearning for a werewolf partner to take care of. They're used to being all big and strong all the time, they love it when they can just be a dumb puppy slut for me. I'd probably constantly wanna bend them over and spank them until their cute ass is all red & they don't need to think any more, just listen to me telling them what a good dog they are & then we can cuddle 💜
#or maybe we can fuck any remaing thoughts out of their head THEN cuddle <3#working on a nb werewolf x vamp story rn#if u couldnt tell#and its taking up my entire brain#mossyimagines#werewolf smut#monster smut#monster fucker#queer ns/fw#nb ns/fw#nb nsft#terato
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#who ever says not to paint a canvas one whole color is a liar and boring#also phthalo green#fuckin love phthalo green#part one is done#now time to let this fucker dry#it’s going to take for FUCKING ever#and i am so goddamn impatient#f u c k#art#painting#phthalo green#abstract#original piece#lactosegremlin
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(Re: tsukasa post) if you wanted to be a little uncharitable you *could* say that tsukasa cares for others just because it lines up with his goals - as in, he cares for others because he believes that’s what a star should do - rather than just genuine kindness and goodwill, but I would argue
- wrt loved ones: saki specifically (& to a lesser extent toya just because they interact less) is the greatest counterpoint against that interpretation. He wants to be the best brother possible because he loves her, not because it’s what a star should be doing (gestures at the doll event where he brought her the dolls as a kid even before he started the whole I am a world future star thing). Like yes he views that as something he *should* be doing but that’s because he believes that’s what you should do for your loved ones. I think at this point the big brother-dream of being a star thing are so irreversibly intertwined that they’re kind of one and the same. Of course a star would care for others because tsukasa cares for others and he views himself as a star etc etc. He wants to look out for/do things for his siblings/friends because he loves them.
- I guess you could argue him doing the same for strangers is solely because it upholds his star persona/image? But to that I would point out that his whole “I realized my real dream was to make others smile” thing in the main story sort of contradicts that. Given the whole “theatre is life” thing he’s got going on I think making strangers/acquaintance/etc happy in his day to day life is just like. A microcosm of what he aims to do on stage. I think he’s egotistical yeah but I don’t think that has to be mutually exclusive with selflessness. I do think there’s a discussion to be had about tsukasa being self-centered because he *is* and he’s absolutely not the completely selfless guy some people want to think he is but I also think that he can be motivated by egotistical desires *and* selfless desires. Being self centered isn’t inherently a bad thing. Tsukasa is kind because he’s a kind person and because that’s what a star should do in his mind. His own kindness is self serving. Does that make sense (no, it’s incomprehensible) great glad you’re following along. Sliding scale of how selfless his motivations for being kind are depending on the person with saki being on one end and random strangers on the other.
- I think it’s inherently difficult to ascertain whether the motives behind kindness are self serving or not. Does someone being kind because it makes them feel good mean they’re selfish? Humans are a social species, we enjoy making others happy because it makes us happy. Evolutionary adaption that helps the survival of the group. I think the idea that true kindness depends on your altruism making you miserable is stupid, although I guess you could argue that a kind person chooses kindness regardless of how it makes them feel. But then there’s the question of what motivates your kindness (a sense of doing the right thing? Upholding your morals? Because the guilt of being selfish is something you can’t bear? Wouldn’t that be just as selfish as wanting to feel good?) Whether or not true altruism/selflessness exists is a philosophical debate I don’t really feel like having over characters from the gacha miku tap tap game. Whatever. Would like to point out that tsukasa has canonically chosen to do the “right”/kind thing at the cost of his own benefit before (giving up on winning the pxl show contest/chance for a big break in favor of putting on the WMS show, which he was a little upset about doing).
I think people tend to err too far on the side of “he’s super selfless all the time with a pure heart” because they don’t want to admit their fave is an absolutely bizarre guy with a massive ego that comes into play for more than just his funny little speeches about being The Most Special Guy Alive which is tragic because Tsukasa Tenma is truly an interesting critter. He doesn’t do things solely out of the goodness of his heart but he also doesn’t not do things out of the goodness of his heart. He’s complex. Layered. A weird little freak. I’m studying him like a bug. You understand.
#I’m trapped in my head with tsukasa Tenma but also myself and both of them love to yap about him#and I’m making it your problem.#I fear a lobotomy is the only option left for me. there’s no other way.#entirely incomprehensible with an overly conversational tone that is how we do it here at ssruis.tumblr.com#mine#this is why you take your adderall before 1 pm. if u don’t u don’t sleep and instead talk abt this mother fucker.#need to get back on the event watching so that emu can kick him out of my fucking head and I can be at peace#but in doing that I will inevitably have to circle back to this asshole because my views will change#tragic. heart breaking. a personal hell of my own creation. colopale kill him please.#analysis#tsukasa
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