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you see... if those aliens knew I would fuck em and have them use me in all kinds of ways. I'd be gone from earth by now.
#aliens if your reading this#pls take me. i will do anything for u#i will love you too#alien#alien fucker#terato#my post#monster fucker
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saying this as respectfully as possible but. Do not put fandom content creators on a pedestal. We are also just fans contributing to a community just as you are. We have boundary on our own work and that’s it. What I say is not and should not be considered sth the whole fandom should listen to. I’m just a normal ass person ranting about things on my blog. If it does not have a fandom tag for others to engage in, do not make it out to be me trying to start fights or addressing the whole community. Because it’s not.
I’ve said it before and I will say it again, my art, my lore talk, is biased. I’ve never tried to hide that I view Marika a certain way and will always develop my theory following that base assumption.
Aside from translation stuffs and pointing out in-game items, everything else I say you can look at it, agree or disagree, and move on to form your own opinions. Just because I draw stuffs doesn’t mean you get to saddle me with responsibilities about managing fandom expectations. What the hell? I’m a fan artist, I’m the last person who you should look at for “leaderism” (?) WHAT?
I can and will be a hater in my own space, like I know sometimes other artists will just post their stuffs and not engage too heavily with fandom, and for a while I did try to do that here (because I’m already a dramatic ass on twitter), that’s just not me though.
You will get art and you will get my opinions as well.
#asking ppl to [celebrate different takes] is... WHAT?#different takes as in well I think she likes apples and you think she likes grapes. yeah that’s some fun discussion to be have#but different takes as in the fundamental of a character’s drive and personality??? NO#let’s put that down very clear here#I can still read fics where Marika is cold and calculate and manipulative as long as I can see there’re layers to it and the author#set it up in a way that I can see they got her backstory and build those layers based on that#and then there are ppl who literally only portray her as omg evil girlboss 101 let’s blame everything on this cardboard character#then I click back.#and there r ppl who might not vibe with how i portray her and they can ignore me. THAT'S OK TOO. we r in our own space.#it’s as simple as that!#ever since the dlc is out i literally could see the amount of ppl blocking me go up and im just “ok” because i do go around muting ppl too.#that's normal fandom space managing experience. pls do that#lore discussion is for ppl to engage in so u say ur piece i say mine and we can continue or not depending on situation#but FANWORK? leave each other alone or be a hater in ur own space ok?#personal#also where are these ppl who have been defending Marika at... because if u exclude me#and some others i can count on one hand. where are these ppl?#ppl saying headass stuffs about the HS aren't even Marika fans or engage too much in fandom to begin with#meanwhile u can't even find one youtube lore essay that says anything good about her#ppl are even trying to give Messmer's mother position to GEQ for no goddamn reason#like where is this overwhelming support for Marika at cuz as the active Marika stan around im not seeing it
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having a very rough night so raph doodles needed to be made
when in need, mash two interests together
#i love him so muhc ghghgh#and uh please stop sending me asks straight up demanding me to draw more /nm#if u've sent me an ask just regarding art before pls dont feel anxious this is about people actually DEMANDING like im some sort of machine#im absent due to my work/mental health situation going up and down#tmnt will ofc always be special interest but right now its in the back row#theres little time for anything but work and meetings and thinking about work and.. well.. monster hunter escapism egsfkhjhh..#but yeah i promise im still here#and i want to draw him when i can#but stress is high right now and drawing takes too much wrist stamina to do often now#i hope u understand#sorry if i worded myself badly im very tired and stresed n its ... oh its 5am great. wellp. goodnight skafklgsjdklfnshh#my art#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#nordidia art#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt raph#id in alt text#also one would think my art style is easy on my wrist but#i gorilla grip my pen and when i learned to write as a child i held the pencil jank#and it stuck like that#so its really rough on my hands#sadly
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I want to befriend Kaneki and meet with him and email him forever
#we should do everything together everything should be parallel play#and then when we go our separate ways at the end of the day I want to still email him things#like pictures of succulents and a glimpse under the amazon river#I want to email him pbs eons videos#I can show him coffee shop vlogs and ask “is this u”#in person I’d mostly let him do the talking and decide what to do#take me down the most intimidating alley on a whim after you said we were just buying lunch pls#I want to eat lunch with him so bad 😭😭😭🙏#it’d be kind of awkward though bc he wouldn’t be eating anything he’d just be sipping his coffee#being with Kaneki is the ultimate dream I wanna see his morning irritation I want to be pleasantly startled by him with his quiet footsteps#& get to ask him about what he’s reading#or how his training is going#or whatever he’s doing#I would ask him how he’d rate vacuuming out of 10 and if he gives it below a 5 will vacuum his house#I feel like he’d lie though and say he likes doing every kind of work just to stop others from doing it#unless he wasn’t in a state where he’s able to actively think about others like that#he should stop doing things and jsut relax imagine taking him on a nice tour trip up mount Fuji that would b nice#stay in a cabin make a snowman clap for him when he skis#he was so good at skiing in the TG calendar?!?? who taught him to ski#did he read “idiots guide to skiing” a day before and absorb all the knowledge like a sponge#he’s so smart. I wish I was smart. or at least smart in an applicable way#I want to try harder but I kind of can’t#or I get sort of frozen by something and can’t find a way forward unless I scurry around it (no one wants u to do this)#I love Kaneki he’s both literally and kind of metaphorically half human and I am too so if we combine we’ll have the power of one full human#we can be human if we stand close enough together#idk he might not want to stand next to me tho he has better options#kaneki time
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i cant sleep so um here u go
#im sry kendrick is beefing with ppl n he's the best n im so fixated on it i have 2 get some of the thoughts out of my brain#he srsly fit so much into that verse#a 7min response where u gotta diss trans ppl bc ur mad that kendrick is actually woke and always ahead of the curve is so fking pathetic tbh#like i even like the flow and the change ups#i do think established rich ass rappers incorporating drill is trend chasey and borderline gentrification#hot hot hot takes sry#but just listening to the leaks on kendricks upcoming single is just#it just proves that he rly is in a league of his own#his style is so different n new every single album and ppl fucking hate him for it#he's not chasing trends he's doing him#ok sry i think thats most of my thoughts im sry im very uneducated but he's just.... the best ok?#this is prob so fking random so most of u n the rest prolly wont agree with anything im saying so uhm sry#pls ignore these tags n just focus on my tiddies n think abt the fact that if u shove ur dick down my throat i stop talking#kthx bye <3#me
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have this for ur day
THIS IS THE MOST GEORGE THAT GEORGE HAS EVER LOOKED I LOVE GEORGE (the people who follow this blog all yell in unison because this is the most perfect image to ever exist)
I hope u had the bestest day!!!
#i'm sorry to assume ur as insane as me just because ur following me but i'm 98% sure i'm correct#everytime i say anything i'm so sure i'm representing a whole community of us#his heavy eyelids#his straight eyebrows#big hands#slightly crooked fingers#the WOUNDS ON HIS HANDS FROM DRUMMING#the LITTLE MOLE#he's just a specimen and i KNOW you all agree. i don't even take discussions#“have this for ur day” PLS this fueled the rest of my week#i hope UR having the best day!!!!!!!#if anyone's reading the tags i hope ur doing alright#please hmu if u wanna proof-read something because I'm stuck on like 7 different wips#ilu <3333333
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i am begging on my hands and knees for jon matteson and bryce charles to sing a song together. since i first watched npmd, every single day without fail i have thought about their harmonies together in hatchet town (“if he gets me next i could be three” and “fits the bill, he fits the bill”) literally the sickest harmonies in the entire show, i turn into a little gremlin every time i hear them. their voices sound SO good together it actually makes me a little ill. my favourite song my favourite line my favourite harmonies, their voices blend perfectly and i am so desperate to hear them sing a duet to hear them singing together again pls pls please pls pls pls. pls.
#the ‘if he gets me next i could be three’ harmony is something else#nobody understand what that line does to me and the indescribable joy i am filled with each and every time i hear it#give me a song where they sing together doesnt even have to be a full duet ill take anything PLEASEEEE#and dont let me be the only one who feels like this i know some of u bitches get the same crazy chills i do on those lines#hatchet town best song and i will die on this hill#only a little bit insane about them like a normal amount i promise#bryce said this was her favourite harmony to sing in the whole show as well and i felt SO validated when i heard that#they are both such incredible performers and have such fantastic vocal abilities it just makes sense to pair them together#please#im asking soooo nicely bestie starkid pls pls pls pls#and they sound so good in every single version both live and studio absolutely unparalleled talent#also i think corey is also singing on the fits the bill line but my point still stands it sounds gorgeous#corey can join them too actually. bryce charles jon matteson duet with a corey dorris feature#i would drop silly amounts of money for it#ok i think im done i can shut up now#sooooo much brainrot from this musical#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#bryce charles#jon matteson#starkid#tilda rambling
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why is it always the forbidden fruit that entices me the most (´ . .̫ . `)
#🚶🏾♀️ not that it impacts the way i feel about anyone else but i actually do fr love my manager and it's crazy bc idk how or when this#happened. like i have fun by myself n i love my friends but i rly am at my happiest when I'm next to her huh (´ . .̫ . `) ♡#and that is a wild way to feel about someone i work with let alone who supervises me akdkaka#i still can't believe how naturally and affirmingly “i love you” jumped out of me the other day without thinking about it#and i do??¿ after thinking about it??¿ i would literally do anything for you#and she said she loves me too 😵💫 and we've never articulated that before. and now our talks feel more personal than before but it#was a much bigger conversation for sure (´ . .̫ . `) she's out of work this week though and I'm thinking about her.#🚶🏾♀️i wanna show her my knife throwing but idkk...... struggling w where the line between professional and personal needs to be 💀#i treat my work friends and my real friends very differently lol. i don't know (´ . .̫ . `) aaa#now that i said it it's like a dam of feelings burst ૮ – ﻌ–ა girl...#she has a husband. but he's a scrub. but she's my boss. but we're already so sweet to each other. but i shouldn't. but i want to#aaauuugghghfhfghhghkhkjltlskxkvofjw !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ignore me and my pining (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ♡ im crazy about that girl. i really am huh.. 🚶🏾♀️#if you got to hang out with her u would get it.... i can't believe her man ain't shit... pls let me give u my attention#u don't have to be mine nor am i wanting that but let me take care of you (。ノω\。) ♡ u work so hard for everyone else#she's fantasizing.... ......... wanting.. contemplating...?..?? no. no....??¿......? ......... 😐 hm#lmao
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Have you ever laid naked next to someone?
It’s the feeling of this is me— only me. I’m not hiding. There is nothing to hide behind, nothing to engulf me other than the air we breathe. The oxygen is like a tissue, briefly entering in a fleeting moment, and it is a supple mass that fills my chest before it deflates and gets passed right to you.
To you.
For you are here too. This is you— only you. You’re not hiding. There is nothing to hide behind, nothing to engulf you other than the air we breathe. Do you ever forget to? Breathe, I mean? I can only wonder if you ever feel the tissue of air expand in your lungs to the point where it gets stuck, unable to seep back out. Slowly suffocating you. Slowly, kindly. With the utmost gentle pressure around your throat as you look back into my eyes, feeling your breath catch with the realization that I’m yours.
I’m only asking because I go through that every time I look at you.
Asphyxia.
Eusexua?
I don’t know what it is— probably insanity. Preferably, that’s exactly what it is. For what could ever be worse than love?
#poetry#yeah wtf i do that now#writblr#gosh it's too late#why am i even writing poetry#is it too long to be poetry?#could i even call anything i write that#take me back to ancient greece cause i need to speak to a few people about this pls#eusexua#fka twigs are u proud of me
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guys i got another c.ovid shot this morning finally and im so fevery achey bc of it and i saw a picture of him and just started smiling so big,,,, smitten,, SMITTEN!! g.uzma..... i like him SOOOO much . embarrassing.
#shaking my head. but also pulling up more pictures to scroll thru bc he makes me smile :]#i'm so sick (idk if its. actual sick. bc its just side effect. u know?) but hdgjkl ... guzbma......#him <3 :]#btw i am NAWT going to say antyhing about anything of matter here. i love u all though and pls stay safe. take care of each other.#i cannot be around bc i am Really not doing well still. but. i truly care abt u all and i want everyone to be safe as possible blease#dandy.cmd
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overshare in tags, alcohol tw
#tw#i was nearly 10 days sober but i fucked it#i hate myself so so much#i have 1 proper friend and im constantly being the most depressing person ever to him#i dont understand why he still talks to me#and i dont understand how my fiancee puts up withe#*me#shes threatened to end things over my alcoholism and yet i cant stop#it was nearly 10 days#and i couldnt do it#it was too much#all i could think of was alcohol#all i can think of is alcohol#and i'm drunk on rum#wine was my poison of choise but im so desperate ill take anything#maybe one day ill change#but i'm so horrendous i probably never will#pls like if u read#im horrendously lonely#mumbling into the void
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i kind of need to be like skinned or put into a meat grinder or something . lol .
#personal#vent#vent in tags#maybe i can just boil myself alive instead#im so SICK of being the one to be actively concerned with all my friends' health & having to tell them to take care of themselves#'yeah i threw up from a hangover on the way here and i havent eaten in like 3 days and i dont do anything other than work and sleep'#ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME#'i only shower once a week' we can tell 'and i dont ever use shampoo. and im still surviving off a diet of just top ramen and dr pepper'#MY BROTHER IN CHRIST. TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF#'i havent made a doctors appointment for this possibly life threatening issue yet' im actually going to start sobbing .#IM NOT. MAD AT ANY OF MY FRIENDS TO BE CLEAR#but god its so fucking tiring. to be one of maybe two people to actually go 'hey that is really concerning please take care of yourself'#and then i cant fucking. take care of myself & i dont have the energy to think about my friends health anymore and i feel bad about it#i am NOT the pinnacle of health. but got damb !! if ur gonna not take care of yourself please do not tell me about it i get so so worried#& then my mother . god. waves vaguely at any interaction i have with her. doesnt make it any better#im so sick i need out of this house & out of this town get me outta here ! id thrive in pokemon put me in the pokeverse or some shit PLEASE#if ur the one person who i mentioned in tags thats also on tumblr pls pls know i am not mad at you im just so stressed always#& i care for u so deeply & it worries me so bad that u/ur family havent made more progress towards getting the issue solved .#(u probably won't see this post anyways but if u do. i just want it to be clear)#ANYWAYS it just crazy how i can bounce so rapidly from 'im not even human' to 'i am Too human'. and iam so so sick .of it.#if a single customer even makes eye contact with me at work tomorrow im going to gnaw my left pinky off in front of them i stg
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want to cry!!!!!! fatphobia makes me want to cry so hard
a cute pic of Seiran and chubby Ringo, then boom next panel Seiran is making Ringo do situps whilst poking her belly. stabbed straight into my heart
#its so fkcing hard being triggered by smth so inescapable#also good on yall for making seiran a fatphobic piece of shit. is that cute and funny to you? what is the appeal here?#its cause u hate us right? ik that. we dont have the right to exist in a not-thin form ik that youd do anything to make us dissapear#if i had a friend that made me try to lose weight.. if they told me my body looked bad.. they would simply not be my friend#im so sorry. im very sad and angry and hurt hurt hurt#here come the waterworks wheeeeee#unfollowed the person i saw it from... i cant stay around ppl like that even if theyre friends w my friends#i cant do this. and mirrin warned me itll get so much worse due to new years resolutions. im so sad. i cant take it#pls make it stop pls let us just exist we are not bad or wrong for existing#fuck should i put trigger warnings....#tw fatphobia#tw body shaming#idk what else to put#god its so much more that body shaming. its abuse. its oppression. discrimination. cruelty on a global scale
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mkay its been a few days and i dont have the most perfect words to express this but uh. please remember just bc i reblog certain kinks on this blog and am publicly horny in general doesn't mean that you can try to engage in that kink with me without asking first, especially if we are not mutuals.
#i feel like I'm pretty open in my tags and rbs and vents about being actually Very anxious re: sex and penetration#and I know I've said a couple times the way to flirt with me is thru my ego#but like. pls dont come in my inbox detailing how u (a stranger i dont follow who follows me) are going to submit yourself to me & knot me#like (A) im a switch yes but i do not dom freely. its a very intimate act for me bc i am not like a hard dom. i am basically mommy in bed#(w/o liking being called mommy) when i dom so yk. and (B) yes i love knots and i even have publicly talked abt taking some mutuals knots bu#that doesnt mean i want Everyone to knot me yk? and it was a mistake so im not sharing this person's name or anything else i just yk#general reminder uh. if we're not mutuals and u wanna send me a fantasy about what u wanna do To me pls just do like a 2sec check#i promise it'll be better for both of us if u go “omg i had this fantasy wanna hear it” first#(** misunderstanding not mistake)#tldr: please just like. if we have never spoken or we're not mutuals Ask me before sending fantasies that Involve me esp if dynamics based#also if we are mutuals like i follow ur side blog/u follow me from main ik thats a different circumstance#and in those cases uh. if u don't interact frequently from main just lmk Who u are first bc i am actually very bad at social cues#and do not pick up on if a side blog and main are run by the same person unless its spelled out for meeeee
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everyday i wonder how max is not embarrassed and today is no different
#sorry . just. wheezing over him refusing to take part in dts which. while it is fair. it does piss me off when ppl go ‘oh poor max being#shown as the villian in season one and two. bless his heart !!! it makes so much sense why he didn’t want to be part of it’ but then turn#around to shit on lewis for not doing a two minute clip at MOST for fucking secret santa. and staying in dts who are worse to him than they#are to max but you just know if he refused to do it then the sympathy shown to max for not doing it would be not given to lewis at all.#and now that max has that number one on his car and then spent last season wanking off to him so they could shit over lewis he’s like. omg#i’m back. i never called them a cunt. dts is my friend#like. have some backbone max ffs. pls be serious. are u not ashamed#anti verstappen#probably#but it’s more funny than anything else. sort of. laughing through my anger etc#blessed.txt
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Personal vent post, how I tag things, apologies for this probably showing up in search results because I'm not censoring words (do not have the spoons rn)
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So I'm getting really frustrated (at the situation, not at individual people! Sorry to vague right after getting a request, I was gonna make this post like a week ago) that multiple people have asked me not to tag Bro/Cal reblogs as Stridercest.
Stridercest does not mean incest, it means Strider/Strider relationship. I'm tagging it for followers who don't want to see Strider/Strider at all (or for those who do, too, I guess). On MY blog, it has NO bearing on whether or not something is incest. Lil Cal has been a Strider since Day 1 to me, way before any of the events after Act 6, as a pure vanilla puppet. A Strider by marriage, in my opinion. But I'm not opposed to calculating the amount of Strider that got put in Lil Cal, as I've done before. You also have Dirk/Hal which is also Stridercest, but not incest (at least in canon, sometimes it is incest in fan depictions). Or Guardiancest, which I don't think counts as incest in canon either (but usually always is in fan depictions). Even selfcest between one Strider (beta!Dave/beta!Dave in a time travel situation, for example) is still gonna be Stridercest to me.
The ONLY Stridercest I add the specific ship tag for is Bro/Cal, because that's otp5eva for me, separate from any other Strider stuff (Stridercest probably doesn't even make top 3 HS ships for me). Everything else only gets the blanket Stridercest in reblogs, because I already tag a lot, I don't have the energy to add nuanced tags for weird Strider situations, and whether or not that constitutes incest, or which version of a character it is, especially when the artist/authors don't usually make the difference explicitly stated in their own caption/tags, and sometimes it's vague on purpose! (I'm currently writing a fic where Bro and Dirk are the same person! I'm not gonna make the distinction a big deal.)
It's mostly frustrating because then I have to decide if untagging the relationship as Stridercest is going to make someone else following me uncomfortable who will then see it untagged.
Going forth, I am going to delete whatever reblog I made if I get this request from someone else again. I'm trying to remember names, so I don't reblog any future content that would conflict with their requests, but this has already happened with three people in like the past two weeks. Had to block one person for telling me to die because I tagged "Stridercest" on the post preventatively, as usual, because I care about tagging for my followers. (I literally checked their blog like 3 times to make sure they didn't have a DNI pinned, and I still got told to die for my efforts lmao.)
Literally, please just DM me privately (thank you to the other people who did, sorry for the trouble!), and I will either delete the reblog, or block you if you request that. I'm not TRYING to make people uncomfortable, which is the whole reason why I tag it to begin with.
So, I'm not un-tagging shit anymore, it's delete only from now on. I'm not going against my own blog rules I set both to try and accommodate my followers, and to make searching my blog easier for myself. (Used to not tag anything from like 2011-2016 or later, and I'm still in the process of back-tagging everything, since it's been so frustrating to find old fandom posts.)
#unrelated but if you need me to tag something else ill try and accommodate it#im just not differentiating all the stridercest ships in tags its not possible the artists dont always make the distinction known#im still tagging shit ppl asked me to in 2012 and i dont think ive seen them interact with me in years lmao#if i miss a tag on something u can dm me sometimes i forget to tag hs on things bc in trying to tag all the characters in a group#id rather over-tag something than under-tag it since this function is available on this site#i should make a pinned post or something explaining my other tags honestly but i dont think enough people care#its just ughhh its prob gonna take pc use to navigate my official about me page. which is an ordeal because i cant click to it...#...without using a mouse and my mouse doesnt reach to my couch where i usually use my pc#i hate that about mes have been made obsolete by pinned posts and the inability to see blog themes on mobile or by the share link#wouldve been nice if they made the option to put a button to the about me page accessible to mobile users#havent been able to update mine in a while ider whats on there besides highlights of my blogs#anyway i got irl shit to do rn i spent way too much time explaining all this ugh it takes me so long to type anything#Cori.exe#Post.exe#im about to have like the worst week of my life btw pls send prayers that i can physically attend all the appointments i have this week#i can hardly lift a cup of water to my mouth im in so much fucking pain and its humiliating and miserable#its not even the endo this time its my back and idk what triggered it. must have been built up bc of all the stress i put on it...#...over the past like 3 weeks of doing backbreaking activities that needed to be done. i hate this so much lol
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