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#she's having the best day ever#rip Elster you would have loved Bass Pro Shop đ#signalis#elster signalis#lstr 512#Ariane is taking the picture#Falke is grilling#they're on a picnic :)))#THAT'S RIGHT THIS WAS FALKE/ELSTER/ARIANE PROPAGANDA ALL ALONG!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH#im sleep deprived
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I think they'd get along
Shadow Milk seems like he'd enjoy sharing some tea (methaphorical and literal) with Cherry Blossom. The stories he tells her might be a bit biased and warped, but she's supportive either way!
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#this isn't meant as a ship post but#honestly if you somehow decide that this is the crackship of your dreams - go for it#i see them as gossipping besties#also her not taking anyone's shit and standing up for herself and her picnics would put her in his favour I think#shadow milk cookie#cherry blossom cookie#shadow milk#shadow milk crk#shadow milk fanart#implied shadowvanilla#(he could also be whining about elder faerie but yk)#(your choice here)#Cherry blossom calls everyone âdarlingâ#blorbo-time
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elven princes for my dearest @magicshopđż
#btsgif#btsedit#cyphernet#userbangtan#dailybts#tuserandi#usersky#annietrack#userdimple#raplineuser#userpat#useremmeline#userkelli#usermaggie#namjoonedit#taehyungedit#yoongiedit#kim namjoon#kim taehyung#min yoongi#*#bts#happy birthday andi!#there are no words to express how grateful i am for your presence on this silly site and on my dash#even our silly little tags mean a lot to me#i smile so fondly when i see you here#i hope you're taking care of yourself these daysđ#if you want to talk pls know that i'm one message away#i wish i could give you a proper hug and to walk along the river with you and have a real picnic#love you my darlingđ
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Posted this on my alt initially but I actually think he's decent enough to post here hkvkjgjg
Fun little doodle I finished while I was at a con!
#fanart#submas#subway boss emmet#emmet pokemon#eyestrain#digital art#i hope i tagged the eye strain thing correctly . sorry i went ham on the colours lhfkhckhc#got to take my small emmet plush to a picnic yiipeee!!! forgot to take pics tho
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The gingerwort truffle tea hits Rook a lot harder as soon as it has time to enter her blood stream. Around the time she starts humming some Marcher drinking song in Assan's direction, Davrin ends up cutting the picnic short and taking her back to the Lighthouse.
He's a little guilty, sure. He'd meant to give Rook an opportunity to relax, not to put her out of her mind with a hallucinogenic tea. Still, he can't help but laugh a little, especially as Rook keeps trying to have friendly conversations with Assan and the passing Crossroads spirits the whole way home. Her words are growing more slurred, though, so he's glad they don't accidentally stumble on any Venatori or Antaam on the way.
Lucanis walks in to the library just as Davrin is trying to get Arsinoë to settle down on the library couch. He's dressed for a trip - back to Treviso maybe, Bellara had made a comment about spices that morning- but as soon as he spots Arsinoë, his steps falter.
Crows are a paranoid bunch, so Davrin is ready for questioning. Rook and Lucanis are both professional assassins. He knew as soon as he realized what was happening that he'd probably have to talk someone down, reassure them of his intent.
In fact , the general plan had been to find either Neve or Lucanis, explain what happened and throw Rook at them, then find a seat where he would still be able to watch out for her and make sure there weren't complications, but where he was also well out of "clinging" range. Rook's arm had been thrown around his shoulder a little more closely than necessary on the walk back.
What Davrin is not prepared for is how Rook's eyes go wide when she sees Lucanis. The way she immediately stops trying to baby-talk Assan and grows pale and quiet. The crack in her voice when she blurts out- "Please don't tell Viago. Lucanis, please."
Davrin has seen frozen rivers warmer than the sensation that shoots down his spine. Rook's tone... This isn't some recruit embarrassed about being scolded. Her shoulders shake slightly beneath Davrin's hand. Assan lets out a little distressed chirp and rubs against her leg, but for once Arsinoë doesn't respond.
"I knew what was in the cup before I drank it, I promise. Don't tell Viago."
Lucanis's face has twisted up and, really, it isn't exactly a secret that he's sweet on Rook. Davrin is expecting to see his own horror mirrored back at him. A snarl, maybe, if anger draws Spite too close to the surface.
Instead Lucanis sighs. Not a flash of violet or a hostile glare thrown Davrin's way or a flinch away from Rook's pleading expression. Just a sigh.
Resignation, Davrin realizes.
Lucanis moves forward, crouching beside the sofa and ignoring Davrin entirely now as he speaks softly in Antivan. Davrin doesn't catch any of it except for "de Riva" but Rook is arguing back in the same language, so it doesn't seem to be having much effect. She keeps repeating herself - "por favor", he knows that one too- and if he were a betting man Davrin would put money on it being more or less the same refrain as what she said in Trade.
Rook leans forward earnestly, big grey eyes and too wide pupils. Lucanis asks her a question, his tone gone coaxing, and she shakes her head. Then he stands up and Rook puts her head in her hands.
"Hey, listen-" Davrin says tamping down the nervous twitch in his hand before he can reach before his sword. He steps in front of Lucanis instead, because whatever Rook is so worried about, he was the one who thought this whole mess would be a good idea. "Lucanis, it was just a tea. Rook's just having a bad reaction. Why does she keep asking â"
"Not now," Lucanis growls, gesturing with a short jut of his chin back in Rook's direction. "Ask later. Not now."
And okay, Davrin can understand that. If Arsinoë is this freaked out, no point in spooking her further. But he still doesn't understand why Lucanis is leaving, walking out the double doors of the main building and back out into the courtyard. Davrin trusts himself, sure, but Lucanis doesn't feel the same way, historically speaking. Yet he's walking away?
Arsinoë doesn't notice, all her earlier mirth evaporated like the morning dew. Assan is still making little worried squawks, looking back and forth from Rook to Davrin as if he has picked up on her distress and is demanding Davrin fix it.
Except Davrin doesn't know how because he still doesn't get why Arsinoë is so suddenly upset. He doesn't think it's just the tea, or surely she wouldn't have been so cheerful on the way back from Arlathan.
"This is some weird Crow shit, isn't it?" he says, mostly to himself since Arsinoë is too out of it to respond, "What the fuck." Then, he raises his voice a little. "Rook? You okay? Arsinoë."
At the sound of her name, her actual name, Arsinoë flinches.
What the fuck.
The doors creak open again. He hears the distinctive thunk of Neve's prosthetic against the stone floors followed by a sharp inhale as she catches sight of Arsinoë
"What's going on here?" Neve demands. Her reaction Davrin understands; immediately, she's at Rook's side, hands already starting to glow faintly with what is likely healing magic. "I thought you were headed to Arlathan. Was there trouble?"
"Not exactly," Davrin grimaces, watching as Rook (predictably) lifts her head a little at that last word, the one they all like to pretend he doesn't know Neve has taken to using as some sort of pet name for their glorious leader. Normally that would be his cue to take Assan and flee, but now he's just glad the Rook is reacting to something.
"Neve?" Rook asks, shifting in her seat, then gently pushing at Assan to make room for Neve to settle beside her. "Neve, you shouldn't drink the tea."
"The tea?" Neve asks, reaching up to brush a stray curl out of Arsinoë's face, "What tea?"
"Mmm. The tea. Ask Assan. My head is starting to hurt."
"Ask... Assan?" Predictably, Neve places the back of her hand against Arsinoë's forehead, a slight chill creeping into the air. Even more predictably, she looks back sharply at Davrin.
"Look, in my defense, Emmrich said it was fine. I drank the tea. I'm fine. But Rook..."
What Neve would have said to that, Davrin will never know because the doors open again. Lucanis strides in, too rushed to walk carefully and silence the clinking of his weapons. In his hands, he holds a clay pitcher and one of his own favorite cups, one of the ones from that fancy tea set.
Lucanis hesitates briefly, staring openly at the way Arsinoë pressing her face into Neve's hand, the way Neve is pulling Arsinoë closer, bracing her. His expression goes dark and yet when Neve catches his eye he nods, seeming... grateful?
Weird Crow shit.
"Arsinoë, you need to drink this. Hopefully it will help." Rook shudders against Neve, but Lucanis persists. "Viago is back in Treviso, I promise. He needs to know nothing, but you need water."
"Wait, Viago?" Neve asks, "The Fifth Talon? What does he have to do with this?"
"That's what I want to know," Davrin agrees. It's not like he ever though the Crows were great people, but it doesn't explain why Rook is reacting like this just from seeing Lucanis, why she keeps begging that no one tell the man who is supposed to be her mentor that she... what, accidentally been drugged? That doesn't seem like something a thirty year old assassin should be afraid of, much less to this extent.
Maybe it is the tea. It has to be the tea. Because why else would Rook be acting this way about Lucanis? Normally she's the first to reassure him, to seek him out and assure him that the demon shoved inside his skull doesn't scare her, but now she's refusing to take a cup because he poured it.
Lucanis looks wounded at that, brown eyes gone unreasonably soft and sad. Finally, he hands the cup off to Neve and unbuttons his Crow-purple cape, shrugging it off to the floor. Rook's shoulders slump a little at that, and Lucanis must take it as a sign because the next thing Davrin knows, the man is putting a hand on Rook's knee.
(It occurs to him again that maybe he shouldn't be here, but worry roots Davrin in his spot.)
"Rook, it's just water. I promise, cara. If Emmrich wants to give you a potion, I promise to check it first, but this is just water. I give you my word."
It's probably a sign of trust that despite the fact Rook gets somehow paler at the mention of "potions", ultimately she caves and lets Neve help her raise the cup to her lips. Lucanis reaches for the pitcher again, and she lets him pour more into the cup before her head slumps against Neve's shoulder.
For a moment, the three of them who are sober sit (or crouch or stand) locked in a moment of awkward silence. Arsinoë is never this touchy, at least not when Davrin's around. And even if it's different when she's in private with Neve and Lucanis, it doesn't make her behavior less strange.
"Lucanis," Neve asks finally, when Arsinoë seems to show no further reaction, "What is going on?"
"Rook is House de Riva," the Crow replies as if that answers everything somehow, then adds "They're famous for their poisons, at least since Viago became Talon."
"Esma too," Rook mutters from Neve's shoulder without opening her eyes.
"And the Talon before Viago had a knack for them as well," Lucanis agrees, hand back to hovering over Rook's knee as if he's still uncertain his touch will be welcome. "Though not as much as Viago."
"She said something about daily doses of venoms at the breakfast table," Neve remembers. She looks about as happy about that as Davrin feels.
It takes effort not to turn that discomfort back on Lucanis, but it wouldn't be fair to snap at the man when he's looking at Rook like that. "So what... Rook was more sensitive to the tea because she grew up being poisoned? Is this some kind of bad interaction or-"
"No." Lucanis replies, the reconsiders. "Well, some of it, maybe. But that's not why she was asking about Viago."
Davrin's hands twitch with the need to grab Lucanis's overly decorative lapels and demand a clearer answer, but Neve-
"She's afraid of being punished. Her teacher is a poisoner, and she let herself drink from a tainted cup."
Neve's voice quavers on the word punished, unable to hide entirely behind her normal stoicism, but her eyes are hard, with a glint like steel. Davrin just feels cold again as Lucanis nods in confirmation.
"Yes. Crow houses do not all train their Fledglings the same, but none of them tolerate stupid mistakes. If a de Riva found themselves so easily poisoned, without even checking, I would not doubt that the next cup from their seniors would be punishment and lesson both."
"Bastards," Davrin bites out, thinking of Uncle Eldrin and the berries. The cramps and hallucinations had been the lesson, not the preface for more punishment to come. Intense punishment, if Rook's reaction isn't just the heightened emotions caused by the tea.
Lucanis is still looking at Rook with those wounded eyes, still not-quite-touching, even though she seemed to relax when he shed the cape. But the resignation has crept back into his voice like a weight, and he only shrugs at Davrin's swearing.
"Thus is the life of a Crow. We can't afford to make mistakes. Our teachers know this."
"You won't do it twice," Arsinoë agrees, sound almost like she's quoting something. "Because you remember." Sitting up just enough to sip at the cup again, she still hesitates, eyes fluttering as she glances at Lucanis, waiting for his nod of reassurance before drinking.
Davrin's gut churns at the careless way she says it, at Lucanis's total acceptance.
(He was the one who poured her the tea. It was his idea to ask Emmrich about the truffles.)
"Well." Neve says. "I dare say we've all learned some things today. No need to tell Viago. Or anyone else."
"No," Lucanis agrees.
Rook gives a little sigh at that before her hand darts out to catch Lucanis's. "My head still hurts," she complains.
Davrin turns towards the staircase immediately, suddenly sure he wanted to be far, far away from all this. "I'll go find Emmrich. Assan-"
But the griffon had dropped into what Davrin recognizes as a guarding stance, as if set to protect an injured member of the flock. Well, for once Davrin has no compunctions about leaving the feather brain behind with the Crows. And Neve, of course.
"Assan can stay here as chaperone."
He takes the stairs two at a time, all but bolting towards Emmrich's study. The last glance back before he darts into Emmrich's hallway, he sees Neve helping Arsinoë pull Lucanis out of his crouch and towards the little two seater.
#neve x rook#rook x neve#neve x lucanis#rook x lucanis#lucanis x rook#lucanis x rook x neve#neve x rook x lucanis#neve gallus#rook de riva#ArsinoĂ« de Riva#lucanis dellamorte#Davrin#VERY long beneath the cut#a less humorous take on the aftermath of the Palate of the Griffon picnic#thinking about House de Riva as a house that has a reputation for poisons and the Antivan Crows as a trial by fire#Lucanis is so upset that Rook was afraid of him even drugged & slightly hallucinating even if removing the âCrowâ trappings mostly fixed it#Neve is screaming inside#all three of them are in love with each other but haven't quite worked out details yet#poor Davrin is stuck fourth wheeling the throuple and their inherited trauma/horror#this is the exact opposite of what he wanted when he decided to take his friend for a relaxing picnic#Can you imagine when I started typing this I was like âoh cool idea maybe I should put a paragraph or two for this headcanonâ HAH#this is also totally unedited typed directly into the post so don't @ me for mistakes#I swear I do have ideas for ArsinoĂ« that aren't angst#Antivan Crows#rookanis
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deerly belovedâ a mizuena au comic
#mizuena fairy au comic!#mizuki is a fairy who can take the form of a deer and ena is a human who often paints in mizuki's forest :)#rui is also a fairy and mizuki's emotional support alchemist#AAAAA I CAN FINALLY POST THIS COMIC IN ITS ENTIRETY#the relationship dynamics are probably outdated bc i drew this a bit after the fairy set/exciting picnic event came out? time flies...#ena shinonome#mizuki akiyama#rui kamishiro#project sekai#mizuena#mizurui#queue
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I'm so excited to see how Otherside Picnic is going to build intrigue and suspense from a queerplatonic partnership. It's really not something I've seen, these kinds of non-normative relationships aren't something I've ever really seen explored in a story, and especially not beyond the will-they-won't-they phase, so this is so exciting to see come together.
#Otherside Picnic#Otherside Picnic spoilers#THE EXPERIENCE#hmm. the alt text didnt take on this one. thats annoying.#i cant fix it for a while im not on my pc sorry
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Sweet fluff that twists into a horror genre? Enough. Give me a movie that hits the ground running with overwhelming gut-churning horror and suspense, only to slowly present quirky curiosities and the twist is that the terrible bloodthirsty creature actually just wanted to make friends but was really super awkward about it
#the whole thing starts gritty dystopian sepia wash but slowly shifts until it's soft warm vibrant colors at the end#i take the horror and i flip it turnways#anyway then the characters and the monster all kiss and have a picnic and hold hands
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ok, it's a lil wonky, I kinda regret the colour palette and who knows if it even tastes good, but I made a cake âïžđ
#kostek original#its for my birthday picnic tomorrow#i should be cooking other things rn but im covered in frosting and tired so im taking an ill-advised break...#pray for me i have so much shit left to dođđđ
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[softly, and with a lot of feeling] holy shit
#it went from 'pretty cool! :)' to TRANSCENDENTAL so FAST--#we'd been out there a couple hours taking pics because it was hard to see much of anything besides 'well there's SOMETHING' with naked eye#and we had literally just folded up our lil picnic blanket and picked up our stuff to go back to the car when it was like.#hey is it just me or is that really bright suddenly. HEY IS IT JUST ME OR IS THAT SUPER BRIGHT AND VISIBLE SUDDENLY??#I wish it had been possible to get an accurate naked-eye-view photo-- I don't want to forget how it was to be there#it was incredible đ#wish my tripod hadn't broken when we got there but I think I did okay with what I had to work with#about me#photography#husband
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nonsensical ramblings but I often think about how Siffrin has to essentially relearn what it means to live again. After countless loops, becoming so desensitized to the people, the world, the dangers because in the back of your mind you know nothing changes and theyâll always be the same people confined in the tiny room for change you had left them. You canât just escape from that disconnect your mind has built up just because the world isnât frozen anymore. Itâs like relearning who he is all over again for a second time, but on the bright side he now has a family with him as he rediscovers it all again.
#isat ramblings#Im so sleepy but I think about the post loop moments a lot#imagine waking up and the birds take a couple seconds longer to continue their song#the stars in the sky looking different than they did every other picnic they shared#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#nyxs nonsense
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âThey engineered a psychopath to kill you.â âTotally married her. I'd never have made it here alive without River Song.â
Sources: Let's Kill Hitler, Diary of River Song: My Dinner With Andrew, Closing Time, The Husbands of River Song, Diary of River Song: The Furies, Diary of River Song: Animal Instinct, The Ruby's Curse, Time of the Doctor
#I don't know if this makes sense but I'm having fun#this is not an attempt to assign meaning to 'psychopath' but to explore how river relates to the identifier in relation to her trauma#and obvs not trying to equate implications of what river does with kovarian- rather examine how the abuse shaped her#river song#doctor who#ive got so many ideas for these and im wasting my 'time off' making gifs instead of taking advantage of#the ability to ignore work emails to get done other massive work projects. oh well#you know what. since this is my second media set in a row ima start tagging them like so-#edits by seaweed#words by seaweed#madame kovarian#crispy!master#the master#I deliberately didnt include the psychopath lines from Picnic at Asgard bc im saving it for a set about River as a demiurge :D#oh and I'm saving 'my bespoke psychopath' for a possible yowzah post surrounding 'two psychopaths is too much for one tardis' line#is SO much easier to do this to express my thoughts than writing words. you don't even KNOW how many incoherent essays in my drafts#okay ima get back to work#and then sleep
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A disastrous double date perhaps?
#the worst witch#dimity drill#julie hubble#ada cackle#hecate hardbroom#hubblestar#hackle#worst witch#flamingtoadart#hackle summer trope challenge#magical battle couple#as usual i don't have a real idea behind this#but as drawing it i liked the idea that while ada and hecate were visiting the castle for work reasons they run into dimity and julie#who were on the grounds for a picnic date!#as per usual magical shenanigans happen and ink blob monsters take over the the school#and dimity and julie (much to hecate's disappointment) saves the day! :D
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somewhere out there, your hair is woven into a birds nest
#take that as you will#i find it comforting#birds#nest#cottagecore#country cottage#cottagecharm#picnic#cottage core#flowers#garden#fairycore#floral
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etho doodle!!!!! this one is late because i was having an identity crisis and thinking about moving to lebanon. anyways the necklace is bdubs missing tooth from secret life <3
#i tried my best to make him Not look like kakashi ..#i am an etho mullet truther but idk how to draw mullets so. i ended up giving him the exact haircut i have#this would have been more detailed but i was SO busy today#i went for a picnic in the park with a friend and we saw baby swans and moorhens and wild deer#it was nice but we were discussing business stuff about a charity we volunteer at because there are some. Ethical concerns#i wanted to make this drawing Perfect because i love etho n he's the reason i started watching hermitcraft but then i realised i was puttin#so much pressure on myself for absolutely no reason when this is supposed to be FUN#this was actually drawn on the back of a printed copy of a citation list for an essay i wrote for my art history module#i was recycling the paper by using it for art since. it has no other uses#anyways. what#hermitcraft#etho#ethoslab#ethoslab fanart#etho fanart#hermitaday#horsemeatluvr does hermitaday#horsemeat gallery#traditional art#sorry this is not scanned or edited the sun had SET by the time i finished this so i couldn't take a proper photo like i normally do
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Picnic | Dream/Hob | 1.7K | G light and happy fluff, Hob loves springtime, Matthew hates giving dating advice, and the only pining is Dream pining for an A+ in dating, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
for Domaystic Drabbles, Day 4: Packed Lunch ty to @softest-punk for twigging me to the sweet @domaystic prompts. It got a little out of hand!
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Hob had seen several thousand fine spring days. Heâd seen keen snowdrops surfacing in February, a hundred congregations of crocuses bursting forth to greet the turning of the seasons, and entire delegations of wild daffodils lancing through leaf-fall and trumpeting their blossoms with an attitude that suggested they knew themselves to be the first and only creatures to master the colour yellow. Heâd watched six centuries of human habitation dusted with the same fine pollen as alder and birch unfurled their catkins like festival garlands, and heâdâ heâd gotten distracted again.
He blinked at the paper in front of him. Heâd forgotten it was there. Or that he was meant to be grading it.
That, too: six centuries of the wild joy of spring distracting him from whatever passed for worthy toil at the time. Six centuries of the whiff of warm breeze setting off some yet-unexplained chemical reaction in his brain that made him want to dash outside and not come back in for weeks. Six centuries of him becoming temporarily mad and cheerfully insufferable to all those around him with the joy of it. Heâd never get used to it, and Christ help him if he let anyone around him get used to it either.
âWhat a gorgeous day,â he remarked, to the untouched stack of student work.
It said nothing back, but he beamed down at it anyway, and then, sighing in the manner of a man happy to be defeated, turned his office chair to face the cracked-open window and watch the house martins build their newest nest.
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âMatthew.â
âYeah, boss?â
âI require your counsel. For a human matter.â Dreamâs brow was furrowed, his manner grave. Hob, then.
Matthew inclined his head and hopped sideways in what heâd decided was the corvid equivalent of girding his loins.
âHob keeps commenting on the weather on our outings.â He sounded anguished.
âThe weather?â he repeated dumbly. Thank fuck. Two days ago it had been the number of orgasms human males required. Daily. Which, good for the two of them, but câmon. Matthew had really not needed that knowledge about the kind of refractory period and appetite you acquire after half a millenia of boning. Hob, unfortunately, was Dreamâs first human boyfriend, and the boss was setting about his new function with all the usual terrifying intensity and insane demands of perfection. In service of this, Matthew (unilaterally and undemocratically, he might add) had been named Arbiter Of All Things Men, which seemed kind of like a reach considering he was a bird, and one whoâd been only, like, a little bisexual in his human life. The Corinthian was always skulking around. He wasnât human either, but at least heâd fucked dudes. Heâd have tips. Or Loosh! Loosh knew everything. She could give Dream books and send him off. Instead of Matthew trying to remember how the fuck dating worked.
â-time weâve met this week.â
âRight,â said Matthew vaguely.
âWhat does he mean by it? He knows I cannot change the weather in the Waking. He asks nothing of me, and yet it is incessant.â
âComplaining about it, huh? Humans love to complain, boss.â
âNo,â said Dream, looking wretched. âWorse. Earnest, ceaseless praise.â
âOh. Sure. Of course.â What?
Dream was pacing the throne room like he was auditioning for community theater. âAt the National Gallery, he daydreamed of the city park outside while feigning to contemplate a Pesellino. I took him to a production of Macbeth at the Globe, and afterwards, he said that even after centuries, it was never less than marvelous to watch. He was referring to the swifts feeding above us in the third act. Naturally.â
Matthew made a sympathetic noise. If he didnât know when to keep his mouth - er, beak - shut, heâd say that Dream sounded like an insecure lover. Jealous, as best he could tell, of the change of seasons for stealing away some of Hobâs uncannily boundless affections.
âWell?â Dream stared at him in askance.
âUh.â He floundered. Spring shit, spring shit. âYou could take him on a picnic.â Yeah. Chicks loved picnics.
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Dream had appeared in his office with a wicker basket that looked stolen from a Beatrix Potter story. A delicate gingham square peeked from the lid. It looked big enough to set up a naughty rabbit for life. He set it on Hobâs desk and then primly folded his hands behind his back.
âHullo, you.â Hob stood and kissed him on the cheek. âWhatâs the occasion?â He suspected that there was none. Dream had been taking dating him very seriously. It was delightful.
âMatthew has suggested you require a picnic,â said Dream. Except he said it the way someone else might say The doctor has suggested itâs terminal.
Dream had been taking dating him very seriously. It was also, sometimes, awful.
âOh, darling. Thatâs so sweet. But I donât require anything special, you know. Just you, when youâve got time to drop in. We could do something else.â
âWe shall not. I have packed us lunch.â
âAlright, you stubborn creature. Maybe I do require a picnic.â He offered his arm to Dream. âCome on, I know a place.â
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Lunch was too piddling a word for the spread Dream had packed. Lunch was a crust of bread and ale, or pottage. Lunch was a Sainsburyâs Egg & Cress Sandwich wolfed down with the last of the morningâs flask of Yorkshire Tea. This was a feast. A temple offering. For Hob. His chest twinged a little with affection. God, he was in love.
âThis pleases you,â said Dream, who was looking unfairly elegant for someone sat on a gingham blanket with a bit of clotted cream on the side of his mouth.
Hob kissed it away. âOh, yes.â
âMore than our other...dates.â
âOh,â said Hob, who was sometimes slow on the uptake, but after several centuries, didnât miss much at all. âIâve loved all of them. But this-â he gestured sweepingly around at Primrose Hill, the green ash shading them, the pleasant urban pastoral of joggers and families and dogs and other love-struck couples, all breathing in the same warm afternoon air, â-is exactly where I want to be, today. Outside, among all the life. In the thick of spring. Itâs perfect.â
Dream followed Hobâs gaze, and studied the tableau. âThere is nothing exceptional about this weather or setting.â He sounded as nonplussed as creature with nearly infinite age and knowledge could sound.
Hob laced his fingers through Dreamâs, and tried to see what he saw. No great stories, really. Pedestrian daydreams of food and sun and sex, probably, of pay raises and summer vacations to Mallorca and Ibiza. Humanity being predictable, and life doing the same thing it did every year, to Dreamâs uncountable thousands.
âNo, I suppose not, but thatâs why I love it, too. Itâs familiar. Constant. Centuries, and it catches me out each time. Itâs always arrived, no matter how bad things were for me. Always been there to celebrate with me when theyâre wonderful. Like now.â
Dream looked sidelong at Hob. âLike now,â he echoed. Unsure, and stubbornly unwilling to make a question of it. The ache in Hobâs chest redoubled itself.
âLike now,â he promised. âIt reminds me of you, too, you know. We always met in June, Dream. In 1789, watching the first trees budding nearly drove me mad with anticipation. Ninety-nine years and nine months. And you were always heralded by the same signs.â He traced circles on Dreamâs pale palm, imagining it sun-kissed. âIn 1989, when spring turned all the way into summer and you were still gone, I think my heart broke a little. Iâd hoped, until then. That you were just late. With the swifts,â he said, quiet.
âHob.â Dream had moved across the picnic blanket in his preternaturally fast way, and was now more or less in his lap, gripping Hobâs shoulders.
âSorry,â he said, grimacing. âIâm being horrifically soppy. Mustâve been the scones. Itâs alright. Youâre here now. All that matters.â
âRobert Gadling,â said Dream. Hob blinked at that. Heâd only ever gotten the full name treatment when Dream was still his Stranger, and only then when heâd disappointed him. âIf you dare apologize for such a fine expression of your sentiment, I will be wroth with you.â
âSorry,â he said again, smiling this time.
âI am honoured you associate me with the season you most adore. I would have it that you never pass another Spring waiting for me. If you wished such a thing.â
It sounded a little like a marriage proposal, which was something his heart really could not cope with the full size of at the minute. Not with so much love already around. Not if Dream didnât intend to say it like that. He went for levity instead.
âEven though itâs driven me to distraction every time youâve taken me out this week? Even if all I want to do for weeks is lie around outdoors and hold hands?â
Nearby, a baby started wailing. Dream, to his credit, didnât even glance away. âYes,â he said, perfectly solemn, perfectly certain. âEven then.â
âWell, thatâs alright then,â said Hob, fighting an urge to start crying a little as well. âI would, as a matter of fact. Wish such a thing.â
They looked at each other, besotted, while the wailing continued.
âOnly,â murmured Dream, âmust it be in Anthropocene?â
âWhat?â
âLie down, lover.â Hob did, a delighted suspicion creeping over him as Dream reached into his jacket pocket. Dream stretched over him, and spoke it low into his ear: âAnd I will take you to a Spring no man has seen.â
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Matthew was eating scone crumbs and congratulating himself on his good sense to suggest a picnic. Birds loved picnics too. He hadnât realized how much until this moment. Jesus. Picnics were a great idea. He was going to tell Dream that human men required them weekly during courtship.
âThanks for bringing home leftovers, boss,â he said, spraying crumbs all over Dreamâs shoulder.
Dream was too preoccupied to mind, or even notice. He waved an imperious hand. âItâs nothing. We absconded from the Waking shortly after we arrived. I have finally given Hob a worthy date. I showed him the virtues of picnicking in a Dreaming Spring.â Oh my god. Dream actually had been jealous of the weather. Because he hadnât made it for Hob.
âWhat, no ants?â he offered.
âHardly so prosaic,â said Dream. He glowed with satisfaction. âThe very first.â
#dreamling#domaystic2023#extremely soft and silly#picnics and ants and trying to make your new boyfriend happy#domestic fluff: early dating edition#the sandman#my writing#fic post#dream of the endless#hob gadling#ants first appeared in the mid-cretaceous 90 million years ago#dream taking hob to a shakespeare play when he could take him to lunch with DINOSAURS (and the first ants ofc)#wouldnât be a picnic without the threat of ants
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