kostektyw
kostektyw
i love eating dirt
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[they/them] sup im Kostek, I love ghosts, worms, saying XD out loud and getting my ass kicked (not always in this order)
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kostektyw · 8 hours ago
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This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.
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kostektyw · 10 hours ago
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kostektyw · 19 hours ago
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Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.
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kostektyw · 19 hours ago
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not gonna lie, I got a little worried when I got a notification abt a package incoming I had no clue about but fortunately it was just her 💛
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yeah, she immediately jumped onto my bookshelf, should I be worried
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kostektyw · 22 hours ago
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4000cc breast implants :)
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kostektyw · 23 hours ago
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kostektyw · 24 hours ago
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kostektyw · 1 day ago
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kostektyw · 2 days ago
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what are many or several of you on about.
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kostektyw · 2 days ago
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“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars
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kostektyw · 2 days ago
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“The Pyramid Guy from the opening credits literally has no significance to the show and never will. He’s just a generic image made to look mythological or spooky like most things in the intro.”
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kostektyw · 3 days ago
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The Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency pilot is flawless
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kostektyw · 4 days ago
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kostektyw · 4 days ago
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Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.
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kostektyw · 4 days ago
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something fun about working a 24/7 call center job is that you also become an underpaid and undereducated and usually unwilling counselor for people who are deeply mentally unwell
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kostektyw · 4 days ago
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I'm bored. Anyway, I think Shinichi is getting too comfortable in that little body of his, I need the knowledge that he is not growing and will not get older and the knowledge that he can't rely on the antidote forever, and that it's losing its effects, to hit him altogether and crush him like a bug. I need him to despair for his situation again
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kostektyw · 4 days ago
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January was a tough year but we made it
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