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#me: *gets worried and fumbles around the editing site and probably sends my editor like 5 notifications*#edtior: . hello#at least i raised her from the dead#take my money Girl#miscellaneous#have i dont any writing?#no.#but i got this done#uasdfhiayfgadfa like. okay. i have the hetalia doc open and it's just fucking Staring#then the MG one im o-|--<#HYPOTHETICALLY. it's not that bad#i dont need to change the plot. i just need to change how it's written#and yet i cant bring myself to start#like once i do. it wont be bad#but.........#gahh. i just finished my fun adult novel today (good times. good book)#i think tomorrow i need to cart my ass to the bookstore and buy a MG novel and read that thing for Scientific Purposes#anyway. still staring at that MG doc..............#gonna edit the first page at least and then call it a night. i'll get more done tomorrow at the writing group for sure#*kicks the hetalia fic out the window*#[edit] ah. turns out just finally starting to write it it suddenly comes to you#this isnt bad but i literally am seeing how i have to re-write this entire fucking thing. cool
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Writing Prompt #12
Bruce is reading the paper when the pour of Tim's coffee goes abruptly quiet. It would be hard to pinpoint why this is disturbing if it wasn't for the way the soft, tinny sound the vent system in the manor makes cuts out for the first time since being updated in the 90s. The pour, Bruce realizes, has not slowed to a trickle before stopping. It has simply stopped. And there is no overeager clack of a the mug against the marble counter or the uncouth first slurp (nor muttered apology at Alfred's scolding look) immediately following the end of the pour.
Bruce fights the instinct to use all of his senses to investigate, and instead keeps his eyes on the byline of the article detailing the latest set of microearthquakes to hit the midwest in the last week. Microearthquakes aren't an unusual occurrence and aren't noticeable by human standards, which is why this article is regulated to page seven, but from several hundred a day worldwide to several hundred a day solely in the East North Central States, seismologists are baffled.
Bruce had been considering sending Superman to investigate under the guise of a Daily Planet article requested by Bruce Wayne (Wayne Industries does have an offshoot factory in the area) when everything had stopped twenty seconds ago. That is what he assumes has happened (having not moved a muscle to confirm) in the amount of time he assumes has passed. His million dollar Rolex does not quite audibly tick but in the absolute silence it should be heard, which confirms the silence to be exactly that—absolute.
While Bruce can hold his breath with the best of the Olympian swimmers, he has never accounted for a need to remain without blinking without being able to move one's eyes. Rotating the eyeballs will maintain lubrication such that one could go without blinking for up to ten minutes. But staring at the byline fixedly, he estimates another twenty seconds before tears start to form.
These are the thoughts Bruce distracts himself with, because he doesn't dare consider how Tim and Alfred haven't made a (living) sound in the past forty-five seconds. About Damian, packing his bag upstairs for school after a morning walk with Titus that was "just pushing it, Master Damian".
There is a knife to his right, if memory serves (it does). In the next five seconds—
"Your wards and guardian are fine, Mr. Wayne," the deepest voice Bruce has ever heard intones. For a dizzying moment, it is hard to pinpoint the location of the voice, for it comes from everywhere—like the chiming of a clocktower whilst inside the tower, so overpowering he is cocooned in its volume.
But it is not spoken loudly, just calmly, and when he puts the paper down, folds it, and looks to his right, a blue man sits in Dick's chair.
He wears a three piece suit made entirely of hues of violet, tie included. He has a black brooch in the shape of a cogwheel pinned to his chest pocket, a simple chain clipped to his lapel. Black leather gloves delicately thumb Bruce's watch (no longer on his wrist, somewhere between second 45 and 46 it has stopped being on his wrist), admiring it.
"You'll forgive me," the man says with surety. "Clocks are rather my thing, and this is an impressive piece." He turns it over and reveals the 'M. Brando' roughly scratched into the silver back. He frowns.
"What a shame," he says, placing it face side up on the table.
"Most would consider that the watch's most valuable characteristic." Bruce says, voice steady, hands neatly folded before him. Two inches from the knife. To his left, there is an open doorway to the kitchen. If he turns his head, he might be able to get a glance of Tim or Alfred.
He doesn't look away from the man.
"It is the arrogance of man," the man says, raising red eyes (sclera and all) to Bruce, "to think they can make their mark on time."
"...Is that supposed to be considered so literally?" Bruce asks, with a light smile he does not mean.
The man smiles lightly back, eyes crinkling at the corners. He looks to be in his mid thirties, clean-shaven. His skin is a dull blue, his hair a shock of white, and a jagged scar runs through one eye and curving down the side of his cheek, an even darker, rawer shade of blue-purple.
The man turns the watch back over and taps at the engraving. "Let me ask you this," he says. "When we deface a work of art, does it become part of the art? Does it add to its intrinsic meaning?"
Bruce forces his shoulders to shrug. "It's arbitrary," he says. "A teenager inscribes his name on the wall of an Ancient Egyptian temple and his parents are forced to publicly apologize. But runic inscriptions are found on the Hagia Sophia that equate to an errant Viking guard having inscribed 'Halfdan was here' and we consider it an artifact of a time in which the Byzantine Empire had established an alliance with the Norse and converted vikings to Christianity."
"The vikings were as errant as the teenager," the man says, "in my experience." He leans back in his chair. "I suppose you could say the difference is time. When time passes, we start to think of things as artistic, or historical. We find the beauty in even the rubble, or at least we find necessity in the destruction..."
He offers Bruce the watch. After a moment, Bruce takes it.
"The problem, Mr. Wayne, is that time does not pass for me. I see it all as it was, as it is, as it ever will be, at all times. There is no refuge from the horror or comfort in that one day..." he closes his hand, the leather squeaking. And then his face smooths out, the brief severity gone. He regards Bruce calmly.
"You can look left, Mr. Wayne."
Bruce looks left. Framed by the doorway, Tim looks like a photograph caught in time. A stream of coffee escapes the spout of the stainless steel pot he prefers over the Breville in the name of expediency, frozen as it makes its way to the thermos proclaiming BITCH I MIGHTWING. Tim regards his task with a face of mindless concentration, mouth slack, lashes in dark relief against his pale skin as he looks down at the mug. Behind him, Bruce can see Alfred's hand outstretched towards the refrigerator handle, equally and terrifyingly still.
"My name is Clockwork," the man says. "I have other names, ones you undoubtedly know, but this one will be bestowed upon me from the mouth of a child I cherish, and so I favor it above all else. I am the Keeper of Time."
"What do you want from me?" Bruce asks, shedding Wayne for Batman in the time it takes to meet Clockwork's eyes. The man acknowledges the change with a greeting nod.
"In a few days time, you will send Superman to the Midwest to investigate the unusual seismic activity. By then, it will be too late, the activity will be gone. They will have already muzzled him."
"Him."
"There is a boy with the power to rule the realm I come from. Your government has been watching him. The day he turned 18, they took him from his family and hid him away. I want you to retrieve him. I want you to do it today."
"Why me?"
"His parents do not have the resources you do, both as Batman and Bruce Wayne. You will dismantle the organization that is keen on keeping him imprisoned, and you will offer him a scholarship to the local University. You and yours will keep him safe within Gotham until he is able to take his place as my King."
This is a lot of information to take in, even for Bruce. The idea that there could be a boy powerful enough to rule over this (god, his mind whispers) entity and that somehow, he has slipped under all of their radars is as frustrating as it is overwhelming. But although Clockwork has seemed willing to converse, he doesn't know how many more questions he will get.
"You have the power to stop time," he decides on, "why don't you rescue him? Would he not be better suited with you and your people?"
"Within every monarchy, there is a court," Clockwork. "Mine will be unhappy with the choice I have made," he looks at Bruce's watch, head cocked. "In different worlds, they call you the Dark Knight. This will be your chance to serve before a True King."
Bruce bristles. "I bow to no one."
"You'll all serve him, one day," Clockwork says, patiently. "He is the ruler of realms where all souls go, new and old. When you finally take refuge, he will be your sanctuary." He frowns. "But your government rejects the idea of gods. All they know is he is other. Not human. Not meta. A weapon."
"A weapon you want me to bring to my city."
"I believe you call one of your weapons 'Clark', do you not?" Clockwork asks idly. "But you misunderstand me. They seek to weaponize him. He is not restrained for your safety, but for their gain."
"And if I don't take him?" Bruce asks, because a) Clockwork has implied he will be at the very least impeded, at worst destroyed over this, and b) he never did quite learn not to poke the bear. "You won't be around if I decide he's better off with the government."
"You will," Clockwork says, with the same certainty he's wielded this entire conversation. "Not because he is a child, though he is, nor because you are good, though you are, nor even because it is better power be close at hand than afar.
"I have told you my court will be unhappy with me. In truth, there are others who also defend the King. Together we will destroy the access to our world not long after this conversation. The court will be unable to touch him, but neither will we as we face the repercussions for our actions. I am telling you this, because in a timeline where I do not, you think I will be there to protect him. And so when he is in danger, even subconsciously, you choose to save him last, or not at all. And that is the wrong choice.
"So cement it in your head, Bruce Wayne," the man says, "You will go to him because I tell you to. And you will keep him safe until he is ready to return to us. He will find no safety net in me. So you will make the right choice, no matter the cost."
"Or, when our worlds connect again, and they will," his voice now echoes in triplicate with the voices of the many, the young, the old, Tim, Bruce's mother, Barry Allen, Bruce's own voice, "I will not be the only one who comes for you."
"Now," he says, producing a Wayne Industries branded BIC pen. "I will tell you the location the boy is being kept, and then I would like my medallion back, please. In that order."
Bruce glances down and sees a golden talisman, attached to a black ribbon that is draped haphazardly around the neck of his bathrobe, so light (too light, he still should have—) he has not felt its weight until this moment.
Bruce flips the paper over, takes the pen, and jots down the coordinates the being rattles off over the face of a senator. By his calculation, they do correspond with a location in the midwest.
"You will find him on B6. Take a left down the hallway and he will be in the third room down, the one with a reinforced steel door. Take Mr. Kent and Mr. Grayson with you, and when you leave take the staircase at the end of the hallway, not the elevator."
The man gets up, dusts off his impeccably clean pants, and offers him a hand to shake.
"We will not meet again for some time, Mr. Wayne."
Bruce looks at the creature, stands, and shakes his hand. It feels like nothing. The Keeper of Time sighs, although nothing has been said.
"Ask your question, Mr. Wayne."
"I have more than one."
"You do," Clockwork says. "But I have heard them all, and so they are one. Please ask, or I will not be inclined to answer it."
"What does this boy mean for the future, that you are willing to sacrifice yourself for him?"
There is a pause.
"So that is the one," Clockwork says, after a time. "Yes. I see. I should resolve this, I suppose."
"Resolve what?"
"It is not his future I mean to protect," the man says. "It is his present."
"You want to keep him safe now..." Bruce says, but he's not sure what the being is trying to say.
"I am not inclined," Clockwork repeats, stops. His expression turns solemn, red eyes widening. In their reflection, Bruce can see something. A rush of movement too quick to make heads or tails of, like playing fast forward on a videotape. "Superman reports no signs of unusual seismic activity. With nothing further to look into, you let it go in favor of other investigative pursuits. You do not find him, as you are not meant to. He stays there. His family, his friends, they cannot find him. His captors tell him they have moved on. He does not believe them, until he does. He stays there. He stays there until he is strong enough to save himself."
Clockwork speaks stiffly, rattling off the chain of events as if reading a Justice League debrief. "He is King. He will always be King. He is strong, and good, and compassionate, and he is great for my people because yours have betrayed his trust beyond repair. He throws himself into being the best to ever Be, because there is nothing Left for him otherwise. We love him. We love him. We love him. My King. Forevermore."
The red film in his eyes stall out, and Bruce is forced to look away from how bright the image is, barely making out a silhouette before they dull back to their regular red.
"I am not inclined," Clockwork says slowly, "To this future."
"Because of what it means in the present," Bruce finishes for him. "They're not just imprisoning him, are they."
"They will have already muzzled him."
Clockworks is right in front of him faster than he can process, fist gripping the medallion at his neck so tight he now feels the ribbon digging into his skin.
"Unlike you, Mr. Wayne," and for the first time, the god is angry, and the image of it will haunt Bruce for the rest of his life, "I do not believe in building a better future on the back of a broken child."
"Find him," the deity orders, and yanks the necklace so hard the ribbon rips—
Clack!
"sluuuuurp!"
"Master Timothy, honestly!"
"Sorry Alfred!"
#i feel like I'm going to reread this and want to add other stuff#but I also just want to post it and get it out there#fun fact i scribbled a bunch of lines down at 2am bc i didn't want to forget them#im bad at multiple drafts#my writing#dp x dc#dp x dc au#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#danny phantom#batman#i live to make everybody dramatic#but also i subscribe to a world where clockwork doesn't know how NOT to be dramatic#lol he's a ghost from all of time he doesn't know how to speak to humans and tailor it to the century let alone the decade#and his favorite little girl who calls him clocky loves how he speaks so#he doesn't need to change for nobody#nor feels inclined to#also I feel like as god he's way more inclined to threaten to get what he wants than like...be vulnerable#jazz: let's unpack that#clockwork: we never do#jazz: are you saying that because it's true or because that's what you want to be true?#clockwork: ...#also I cannot take credit for BITCH I MIGHTWING#wish i could#that is cash money right there#shoutout to 11thsense
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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2023 may be Grazer's year to take the Fat Bear crown
#just remembered the bracket dropped tonight!#I should be in bed but here I am#Chunk also looks fantastic and so does Holly#one of Grazer's girls is back on the bracket#along with Bucky and 901#Electra is a name I see come up a lot but I can never remember anything about her (she's 901's mom)#(which means absolutely nothing to me lol)#I am very optimistic about someone new beating 747 this year#and I don't see Otis taking the crown either#if it's not one of the girls (I hope it's one of the girls) my money is on Chunk#fat bear week#mine
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all I want is like.. three or four days off from everything - work, errands, family, my own issues with creating more fuckin side quests for myself - and then just stocking up on booze and maybe even some weed idk tho, and then just... goin to town. ordering pizza when I'm hungry and I think I'm sober enough to answer the door, chugging back ciders and shots, doing that thing where I just chug back straight 50% vodka like an insane person because fuck it, why not... just being so wasted and horny the whole time, just so mindless... so very intoxicated... I think that would honestly fuckin fix me...
#god please#i know its like#not at ALL a possibility for me#maybe if i got idk a fuckin buncha money or some shit so i could take a few days off work#and if my family chilled the fuck out for a bit#then it would absolutely be a possibility#but rn?#no#anyways#a girl can dream#(absolutely filthy dreams lol)#drunk#intox kink#intoxication kink#vodka#alcohol intox#alcohol
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walter white from breaking bad
Walter Hartwell White (Breaking Bad) is an Anime Girl!
#my name is walter hartwell white. i live at 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104. this is my confession. if youre watching thi#s tape im probably dead. murdered by my brother in law hank schrader. hank has been building a meth empire for over a year and using me as#is chemist. shortly after my 50th birthday hank came to me with a rather shocking proposition. he asked that i use my chemistry knowledge t#cook methamphetamine which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. connections that he made through his career with the#DEA. i was... astounded. i always thought that hank was a very moral man and i was thrown. confused. but i was also particularily vulner#able at the time. something he knew and took advantage of. i was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. han#took me on a ride along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. and i was weak. i didnt want my family to#go into financial ruin so i agreed. every day i think back at that moment with regret. i quickly realized that i was in way over my head an#hank had a partner. a man named gustavo fring. a business man. hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man and when i tried to quit#fring threatened my family. i didnt know where to turn. eventually hank and fring had a falling out. from what i can gather hank was always#pushing for a greater share of the business to which fring flatly refused to give him and things escalated. fring was able to arrange uh i#uess you could call it a hit. on my brother in law. and failed but hank was seriously injured. and i ended up paying his medical bills whic#amounted to a little over 177000. upon recovery hank was bent on revenge working with a man named hector salamanca. he plotted to kill frin#and did so. in fact the bomb that he used was built by me and he gave me no option in it. i have often contemplated suicide but i am a cowa#d. i wanted to go to the police but i was frightened. hank had risen in the ranks to become head of the DEA and about that time to keep me#n line he took my children. for 3 months he kept them.my wife who up until that point had no idea of my criminal activities was horrified t#learn what i had done. why hank had taken our children. we were scared. i was in hell i hated myself for what i had brought upon my family.#recently i tried once again to quit to end this nightmare and in response he gave me this. i cant take this anymore. i live in fear every#ay that hank will kill me or worse hurt my family. i... all i could think to do was make this video in hope that the world will finally see#this man for what he really is.#breaking bad#walter white#your fave is an anime girl#your fave is#hall of fame
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lil venus to start pride month..... wanna do more but i am Struggling atm!!! perhaps god is homophobic. to me specifically
[image description: a drawing of an original character named venus, who is a fat dark-skinned woman with freckles and brown and blonde dyed afro-puffs. she is wearing pink-tinted glasses, heart-shaped earrings, and a pink lacy cropped camisole. she is smiling and holding a trans flag behind herself. end id]
#im hopefully gonna get to go to the doctor for whats up w me soon#its been making it. real hard to draw often!#but i would like to thank everyone who has commissioned me recently#srry that its been taking a bit but its very nice to have the money since i may have to pay medical expenses soon#hopefully i dont need surgery but it is a possibility unfortunately#anyways. enough about me! venus time. my special girl#doc talks#my art#my characters
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how do I manage to cross ocean's for people who wouldn't even cross a bridge for me.
#why am i like this#why me#i am so tired#take my money i dont wanna live#big rant#desiblr#girlblogging#desi tag#girlhood#lana del ray#girl core#bollywood#animals#anime and manga#aesthetic#nana#jjk#sylvia plath#manic pixie dream girl#arctic monkeys#frank ocean#victoria secret#vampire#quotes#writers on tumblr#text post#writings#donna tartt
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it just hit me that the movie is coming out next month imgonna throw upppppppp
#to be clear this isnt an excited post this is a scared post .#i feel kinda guilty about it with how excited i was about the first 2 movies#but i just cant be anymore paramount and the scu have disappointed me so much within the past year in so many ways ......#shadow is one of my favorite characters his lore makes me go crazy and is one of the things that pulled me into loving sonic so much#but i literally felt nothing while watching that trailer aside from confusion at some of the writing choices being made#like i wasnt expecting an exact recreation of sa2 but why is sonic working with gun . wtf is gerald doing here . why are there no girls .#the only positives to me were things that were cool visually . which doesnt outweigh all the things that have annoyed/disappointed me#like who cares about another cool sonic and shadow fight scene we already have plenty of those .#Anyway. saw some of those new promotional images.#i swear to god if they actually start calling shadow+eggman+gerald team dark#like they suggested they might in that survey from a while back#im gonna become the joker for real#(insert the NO that is NOT solid snake image but it says team dark instead)#also maybe im taking the hedgehog games way too seriously here#but having gerald still be alive and present in some form feels like such a bad idea from a story perspective ... like .#for one shadow lost Everything in the gun raid having gerald still be here feels like its undermining that in a way#but also gerald's whole thing in sa2 is being long dead but still impacting the story despite that . why is he ALIVEEEE#and why is he here over rouge ???? do they just hate women or something#(before someone goes ''it would take too much time/money to animate another cgi character''#maybe the movies should have just been fully animated if that sort of thing was a concern . just saying)
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FAT JONI MY BELOVED I WILL NEVER TIRE OR YOUR EXCELLENCE and neither will gyro 🤓
#jjba#johnny joestar#gyjo#gyro zeppeli#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#first pic is of them in an office au hehehe#i just needed an excuse to draw Johnny in a cute office girl outfit#but now it’s become so much more…#i was thinking that George is the ceo#nick is alive in this and will inherit the company#and Johnny well#he’s just kinda there#his dad gave him a high ranking job in the company but he has no need to work tbh he’s just there chillin most of the time#and gyro comes into the picture#and he starts working at his company as a janitor to make money to pay off his debts for school#but Johnny is immediately enraptured by him#and so he’s always flirting with him#smh#workplace harassment ass#but gyro doesn’t mind he’s honestly just scared that George will find out and fire him#or worse 😨#but yeah#FAT JOHNNY IS NECESSARY IN THIS AU BECOS… he just is.#gyro also helps him kinda work out because Johnny insisted on it#he doesn’t even work out doe he just watches gyro do his various demonstrations and then takes hella selfies#i love fleshing out dumb ideas like this#the rest of the pics are just silly doodles#last one is a redraw of a panel I can’t find anymore#MAYBE FOURTH PIC IS A LAND OF THE LUSTROUS AU???
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Just saw Paul live. I travelled to Paris with a concussion and a black eye, and then my new 900$ phone got stolen and I don't know a word of French and I had to email my bank to cancel my credit card so the thief wouldn't be able to pay with my phone. I have like 30 quid in my wallet, I didn't even have the ticket to the concert because it was digital, I didn't know how to get to the arena or to my Air BnB (where my laptop was – without wifi). I had nothing but a dream, one might say. And it fucking worked guys I saw that motherfucker live and to be completely fucking honest with you it was worth all the trouble and the money but don't tell anyone I said that
#I might also have spent the money on a shirt after the concert#don't tell anyone about that either please#can't believe I'm prioritizing his overpriced merch over food#anyway I'll post more about the concert when I'm back home and out of this hell hole that is France#I'm joking everyone was really nice and helpful here#the girl next to me at the concert took pictures of me and sent them to my email because I obviously couldn't take any without my phone lol#what's important is I'm fine and I got to see Paul so this whole fiasco wasn't for nothing!!!! anywhoooooo I'm going to bed#more about how he blew John kisses on stage tomorrow#or not. if you don't hear from me again I never made it out of paris#mine
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ended up deciding to expand my roleswap au: celeste and hifumi
not everyone will have a talent that's a perfect swap but i think these guys are such foils of each other that there was no other option. also it's funny to imagine
celeste is the ultimate doujin artist. 'celeste ludenberg' is the pseudonym she publishes under
she cosplays gothic-lolita style when she goes to conventions but most of the time she min-maxes for comfort over looks
her determination + desire to create her ideal world through her work -> overworking herself
hifumi is the ultimate gambler. with an appreciation for anime and manga. and gentleman aesthetics
he takes advantage of how others underestimate him for his appearance by making himself seem shallow/dim/easy to trick
his ultimate goal is to one day pay out his favorite studios to animate the princess buko movie with himself voicing a self-insert side character according to his own script. or to buy out a comiket
#hifumi yamada#celeste ludenberg#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#danganronpa#my arts#roleswap au#i looooved drawing celeste like this she's so sucks <33#celeste is wearing a death note misa tshirt lol#all of hifumi's charms/jewelry are fanmerch#hifumi likes the gentleman aesthetic. inspired by his interactions with celeste in the canon game#'if shes so successful why didnt she use that money to take a break and cosplay more' you fool she used that money for her bottom surgery#and now she needs to draw more hardcore smutty magical girl themed yuri doujin commission (commissioned by hifumi)#to buy that vintage vivienne westwood necklace and watch set she's been eyeing
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Do you …. Kiss girls …??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
perhaps,,,,,, but they scare me so i am quite in a pickle here
#i remember there was a cosplayer who was like trying to make money by taking pictures (ie stepping on u or kabedon etc)#yk typical con stuff#and like go get that bread girl but she went up to me and made me look at her by lifting my head up by the chin#when i say my mind went to a SCREECHING halt#she was trying to feed me oreos and get me to take pictures with her#i obv said no (well more shook my head no bc i couldnt speak) bc i was too embarassed but i was fucking trembling after that#she was soo much taller than me (bc of heels) and she had to kinda had to lean down#she was in a shenhe cosplay too and i love shenhe so it was a double whammy#pretty girls are scary....#franswers
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"modern/progressive" desi parents are fine with everything as long as it is not in their house
#desiblr#desi tumblr#desi teen#desi shit posting#just desi things#desi girl#nah tho my maa will not hesitate to make jokes about me finding myself a man to marry byt then will tell me to not stay around boys#my dad will act like it's fine for me to pursue humanities but then he'll say ki im wasting his money if i dont take up some high money job#like just openly hate or stfu#so i can decide whether i want to hate you or not
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Yup. I’m crashing out.
#I can’t do this anymore omg istg#how hard is it to answer my emails#1% away from an A oml#I missed it cuz I was sick in the hospital#CUT ME SOME SLACK#and money#I’m broke now 😭#I’m a material girl#like no I’m not different from other girls#all of THIS takes TLC#and the C stands for coin#moon’s thoughts#jelly’s thoughts
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i had a dream that there was a genuinely benevolent man who wanted to give away $400,000 no strings attached to someone who truly needed it, and for some reason he considered me in the running, and i was like, "oh, i would have been last year, but i'm not anymore. like i need to be honest with you, i'd LIKE the money but i can't in good conscience take it from someone else. i'm able-bodied now and nearly back to full independence"
and he was like "okay, show me. climb these stairs."
and then he brought me to a staircase made up of about 60 incredibly steep steps. that were so sheer it was like a vertical rock climb.
my right hip was already hurting but i was like "yeah lmao, no problem :)" and started to climb. it became Immediately Apparent that i couldn't put my full weight on my right side, so i carefully hobbled up each step using my left leg and the railings.
halfway up my hip fully gave out.
the guy was like, "okay, okay, stop, i've seen enough. oh my god no. hey. STOP" and i was like "NO, I CAN FUCKING DO IT. I TOLD YOU I CAN DO IT AND I'M GOING TO DO IT." and then i pushed myself up the remaining steps by using my arms and hopping on my good leg.
which was difficult but achievable! i was incredibly proud of myself. i am the hulk. i am buff. i have the arm strength of a god.
sadly no one else was nearly as impressed. at the top there were a couple women who i guess worked with the mysterious benefactor, and they grabbed me and hauled me onto the upper landing like "WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT?? WHY DID YOU DO THAT" as i Finally got to sit down.
anyway.
i then woke up with my right leg twisted well over 90 degrees. and pinned beneath me.
because my hip had subluxed worse in my sleep than it has in probably, like.... Over A Year.
so.
this is what two weeks without PT does to a motherfucker.
#dreams#pt tag#ehler danlos life#autoimmune tag#etc. all the health things.#my dream self is usually super selfish too. girl take the fucking money?? WHY#i mean clearly because my subconscious was trying to express YOU'RE REALLY HURT. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP#but like. good god.#all is fine i popped it back in and i can walk. just with pain.#i skipped 2 weeks of PT bc of the antibiotic migraines and now i'm paying for it. i'll do my damn exercises today.#GOD that hip does hurt though. like CATASTROPHICALLY.
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