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nukacourier · 5 months ago

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thinking about laying on top of Arcade Gannon and smooshing my hairy man tits against his chest and holding his face in my hands and feeling his stubble and straddling him with my legs around him and

#take me out back and shoot me already #vinny rambles #nsft #fallout new vegas #arcade gannon

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2leggedshark · 11 months ago

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I'm going to end up murdering someone soon

#am i being dramatic #VERY #but idc #it has been a very bad january for me #VERY BAD!!#and i swear #i swear i have been trying to be positive #BUT ITS GETTING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT!!#sorry i just #man. i hate this stupid place. i really do.#unfortunately it is my home and i will keep crawling back after being kicked out #it is simply in my nature #can someone just #take me out back and shoot me already #please #i am begging for it #a little mercy killing

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ruvviks · 6 months ago

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The Dobrynin family is a corpo family through and through, rooted in Arasaka and Orbital Air going back by several generations; though their powerful position within the corporate world ends with the children of Nadya and Matvey Dobrynin. With Vitali and Daniil fired from Arasaka and Kang Tao respectively— the former indirectly getting his parents fired, too— and Roksana having refused to set foot within a megacorporation from the start, the family begins crumbling apart at the very seams when clashing interests lead to grudges, betrayal, and pointless acts of revenge. ↳ read the unrevised fic here if you're interested!

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@shellibisshe, @florbelles, @ncytiri, @roseeway, @stars-of-the-heart;

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@celticwoman, @rindemption, @carlosoliveiraa, @noirapocalypto, @dickytwister;

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#cp2077 #edit:daniil #edit:matvey #edit:nadya #edit:roksana #edit:vitali #nuclearocs #nuclearedits #the fic has a proper title now thank you everyone who voted in that poll ^_^ i'm very excited to start working on a rewrite!!#it's gonna be a lot bigger because i'm going to be including chunks of previous events that take place between in-game and this fic #all in flashbacks. so like. vitali's death and how he stabs mikhail while brainwashed and how he snaps out of it #and the fight they have later on. because all of those events are key moments referenced in the fic #but they're not explicitly mentioned because past me went with the assumption people had already read those fics #so i just described the events if that makes sense. but if i want this to work on its own i NEED to include them #anyway. night city's most dysfunctional family fr i have so much to say about them but i'll keep it brief for now #nadya and daniil have nadya's last name because matvey and nadya end up getting divorced #initially roksana also gets her mother's last name but she changes it back sometime later #because she doesn't want to be associated with her mother anymore #daniil's stats are very bad because he's a useless loser sorry for everyone who took a liking to him. he doesn't deserve your love #the word count still makes me :0!! also because like. i did that... i wrote that...#also made this template myself so i don't have a link for it sorry :( and also i made it in firealpaca and not ps #anyway yes very excited to see what you guys think of this and also if you have any questions feel free to shoot me asks!!

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hellonearthtoday · 8 months ago

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cant let gang know I have a nonsensical au in my head where Ponyboy is a bio chemist

#the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #like ughhhh I know he's the english freak and everything but I FEEL Like he could be good at it and enjoy it. Okay. I dont know #just take me out back and shoot me already

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spacedlexi · 2 years ago

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trying to keep all my clemviminnie thoughts contained until i get to episode 3 but

its hard

#telltale was CRAZY for this btw!! the drama of it all ALWAYS gets me #violet blaming herself for her gf/minnies death. clem helps her open up again. starts dating clem. finds out minnie is still alive?#saved violet telling clem she has nothing to worry about and she'll fight minnie if she has to to keep clem and her loved ones safe #kidnapped violet getting brain poisoned by minnie into turning against clem after feeling betrayed and abandoned by her #saved vi shooting minnie to save clem!!!!!!!!! but cant leave minnie behind because she already left her once and she cant do it again #vi begging minnie to stop trying to fucking kill them but shes too far gone. the 3 of them fight to the DEATH!!!#now add all that to the parallels and dark mirrors going on between clem and minnie in the A plot like the tension is off the charts #plus the parallels you can draw between clem and vi but those are less “you are my dark mirror” and more “we are the same i understand you”#HOW are the girlies not still talking about this #you know what i partially blame myself i dont talk about it enough either. i forget how many things ive left in my wips folder sometimes #UGH its all so good violets route just ads so much Flavor to the clem/minnie plotline its Delicious i couldnt imagine it Not being there #i neeeeeeeed to draw them fighting and being gay and maybe bloody even #if u cant tell i really want to get back to that wip i posted a few weeks ago but im Trying to Restrain Myself #i love forcing myself to take things slow sometimes really makes the brain shift into overdrive #twdg #violentine #it speaks

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stressedjester · 9 months ago

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I could try to think up something poetic and meaningful about how I find vicar max so interesting as a character but unfortunately I also find him very attractive so my brain keeps going "I wanna press my man tits up against him and kiss him with tongue"

#nsft #just take me out back and shoot me like ol yeller already with how ive gone rabid over this old man #ough i NEED him #vinny rambles #the outer worlds #vicar max #maximillian desoto

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actual-changeling · 20 days ago

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honestly there's nothing worse than purposeless suffering. like there just wasn't a fucking point to it. no one cared enough to actually look at what was happening and it wasn't malicious, it was just people being people, and yet here i am with the fucking consequences.

here i am completely fucked up and ruined as a person and the only answer to why she didn't get a divorce or do anything at any point/at all i get from my mother is "i don't know".

i would have preferred every other answer to that. at least there would be something. but there's fucking nothing and there never has been.

#alex yells at the void #can someone take me out back and shoot me already #it's not like im gonna amount to anything #sometimes i feel like the old mutated science project someone threw away and forgot about #that is crawling out of the sewers thinking there's finally going to be light #just to see nothing at all

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blurred-antics · 5 months ago

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slipped and fell directly onto my knee 🤠🤠🤠 can't bear weight on it but I can bend it/not swelling/no redness other than where it's starting to bruise so uhhh guess we're playing it by ear to see if I need to go to urgent care. yeehaw

#girl it fuckin HURTS #can someone take my lame horse ass out back and shoot me already #joking joking #............sorta #mine #rambles

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coridallasmultipass · 4 months ago

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I hate when my phone won't let me have 2 audio sources running at the same time (depending on the app). I know what I'm doing, let me hear the discordant noises. My brain has built-in audio separation for music. It came as compensation for auditory processing issues. Don't make me pause the music.

#i also go absolutely fucking feral when my phone lowers the audio to play a notification sound #I CAN SEPARATE THE AUDIO. I CANT UNDERSTAND THE VIDEO IM WATCHING IF THE VOLUME SUDDENLY GOES TO ...#... 1% TO PLAY MY NOTIFICATION SOUND #wish i could turn that off more than the 2 audio sources one but i already tried researching how and its not possible with my means #i want to hear the notification sound but not at the cost of understanding what was just said on a video #especially if my hands are covered in paint and i cant rewind it #like i said. audio processing. often cant understand whats said under normal circumstances #suddenly lowering the volume makes it worse than having the notif and video play simultaneously #same with music and a video going. i dont wanna stop the vibe to play a video/short video/moment of video to bookmark the link #its not a phone ability issue bc i can play music while my battery-draining phone game plays!!#((usually dont tho bc i like the game music but if im playing while walking i need other music on even if its discordant))#((sometimes its not discordant which is fun))#oh correction before i post: i can usually understand whats said by understanding the other words spoken and mentally filling in the blanks #...for the words i missed. but when the audio goes to like 1% for a full like 5 seconds i miss an entire convo worth of audio #...on top of being pissed ab the audio being lowered for something easily filtered like a little 1 second chime #its hard enough to focus on what words people are speaking even face to face in person #im tired idk where im going w this now #ShitPost.exe #Cori.exe #seriously tho i love putting a song on repeat for hours and doing whatever. if i pause it its like. idk #in the middle of a shower. ur phone holds u at gunpoint to step out and take a shot of ketchup while u still got soap in ur eyes #then once u shoot the ketchup u can go back to showering and ur phone loses its ability to hold u at gunpoint.#like. i may not historically be opposed to a shot of ketchup for the meemz...#...but i dont want my shower interrupted at gunpoint by my phone to make me shoot ketchup...#...and then have to finish the shower with the taste of ketchup still lingering.#im tired i promise im not high thats just the best analogy for how wrong it feels to have to stop the music vibe thats been going for hours #man these tags went on longer than the post deserved and now im too tired to read what i wanted lmao #prob doesn't even make sense goOD NIGHT #delete later / /#((future cori can be the judge of that present cori is too tire))

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sealeneee · 4 months ago

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siiiiiiigh

#i am in fact a grown adult who is still incapable of talking about their feelings and thoughts to people so I'll just rant here #my relationship with my mother is. so weird. it's not always bad but it always ends up bad for one reason or another #she can be perfectly civil and i'll still be irritated. other times i do try to tolerate it and engage and she ends up saying something #upsetting to me either way.#i don't want to keep being rude to her i don't want to get mad and annoyed all the time but i just can't stop. it's always like this #and i hate myself for it and i hate her and i hate everything about it #today i was leaving for work and she was like. i'll take the trash out of your room and i told her not to do it. she kept insisting and i #had to raise my voice at her to maybe get the point across to get her not to touch anything #and yes my room is a fucking mess and it is something to be embarrassed of. i just feel so fucking tired all time time and i keep tellin #myself that i will clean it this time for sure and then i don't. most of the time it's my mother taking care of it without my permission #and i am grateful for it bc nobody likes living in a mess... but i also fucking hate it because it makes me feel even more worthless #i just can't get rid of the feeling of shame. no matter what i do.#and back to the mother thing. i told her that if she touches anything i will go to her room and throw out anything that isn't nailed down #even though objectively i have no reason to oppose her helping me #but i also fucking hate it #maybe being rude is the only way to get it across. but also i get irritated about anything so easily #i feel shittier and shittier every day. had there been an easy and painless way of killing myself i would have done it already #and despite how much i want to blame this on a disorder or lack of access to medication. there is no magic pill that would fix me is there #i'm just a shitty person who cannot get it together despite everything being handed to me #i'm literally bad at anything and everything. i'm not even a good blogger lmao #people have it much worse in life and still do better. me? i'm useless. there's no helping it. i should have died from covid or something #nobody will save me. nobody cares enough. besides one person whom i push away because i can't stand her and i don't even know why 👍#if i stop messaging people first most of them would forget about me #i am alone. a lonely person in a messy room desperately trying to be entertaining so someone will pay a little bit of attention to me.#not to mention the geopolitics #i won't even go there. i hate the possibility that people might see it mentioned and give me shit for it #one more thing that is apparently my fault. directly or indirectly #all i want is to leave this country. spend the day with someone who cares for me like an actual friend. and then shoot myself so i don't #have to go back #sealene.txt

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kronosveritas · 10 months ago

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ROOSTER TEETH FUCKING SHUT DOWN!!?? 😭

#red vs blue #rvb #what the fuck is going on #no no really #just take my childhood out back and shoot it already #force feed me reminders that I’m not a kid anymore

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faaun · 1 year ago

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#i havent come to terms with the fact that one of the people i held closest to my heart has graduated and i wont see him for a good while #until i can shell out the money to fly to singapore. i get the feeling this is the conductors first shift on the train.#(all the black and breathing rapture) so welcome to charing cross? are you ready? an adminstration error #you are covered in the metallic stench of the rusty chains of command. its time to make four thousand pounds. i thought of you.#here in the garden of england she scrapes the shards of glass from the black sea. first with a spoon and then a knife and the with the #hairdryer that belonged to his mother. in the back of his car i can feel the stutter and jutter of the wheels the same shaky-straight path #of a beginner driver. i love you and the trees. hes finally growing his hair out. here is an enclosed metal room #more man than machine. i wont see you for another year. driving dangerously close to an 8-wheeled tall box i feel safer with you #than i ever will at home. weve already started a campfire in the backseat of your car ive got you didnt i?#we laid in the luxury of a four-person tent next to the mass of campfires and stars and i told her i thought you hated me #I've never hated you. ive never hated anyone except my father. here is how to forgive unspeakable things.#i am really all that ive been looking for. youre not a narcissist baby youve just got a lying problem. take molten gold #and glue the fragments of yourself back together. we cant stop crashing into the sky. drink wine straight from the grapes in the vineyard #and when you give it give it all. studies have shown you view your own future self as a seperate person #and oftentimes you have less empathy for this other person than for a friend. it is time to extend your kindness unequivocally.#the aviation tax attorney on the train floating on water told us a short story of her life. a smile full of charisma and #feeling old retiring at 47. theres a lot about you we shouldn't know. GRAB A GUN AND SHOOT THE IMAGE OF YOURSELF STRAIGHT IN THE MIRROR.

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vaperarmand · 1 year ago

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new sheen-tennant portraits has hit the rpf towers

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!

#asks #my live reaction to seeing all that.#michaels hat. can someone just take me out back and shoot me already.

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crushes-georg · 9 months ago

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I am starting to become inordinately jealous (read: sad) when seeing Tari with other tavs, what the fuck is wrong with me

#like ill see the prettiest art on the face of the earth #of like. him and someones tav in just this really sweet loving scene #and i feel like im about to start bawling #can someone just take me out back and shoot me already #sci speaks

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un-local · 1 year ago

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WHO IS IT IS IT HALSIN

NO ITS WORSE

THE FUNNIEST PART IS THAT IM AFRAID OF SPIDERS

Now of course, he opens his mouth and he's like. So far gone. Which is a shame :( i wish you could help him clear his head a little :((((( Ugh, anyway

Also: This is especially hilarious considering my post from the other day when i was reblogging various bg3 arts: