#take me out back and shoot me already

[nukacourier]

thinking about laying on top of Arcade Gannon and smooshing my hairy man tits against his chest and holding his face in my hands and feeling his stubble and straddling him with my legs around him and

[2leggedshark]

I'm going to end up murdering someone soon

[ruvviks]

The Dobrynin family is a corpo family through and through, rooted in Arasaka and Orbital Air going back by several generations; though their powerful position within the corporate world ends with the children of Nadya and Matvey Dobrynin. With Vitali and Daniil fired from Arasaka and Kang Tao respectively— the former indirectly getting his parents fired, too— and Roksana having refused to set foot within a megacorporation from the start, the family begins crumbling apart at the very seams when clashing interests lead to grudges, betrayal, and pointless acts of revenge. ↳ read the unrevised fic here if you're interested!

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[hellonearthtoday]

cant let gang know I have a nonsensical au in my head where Ponyboy is a bio chemist

[tls123]

i know wei wuxian is first pick as god/personification of death etc. etc. (duh, perfect choice, so sexy) but i would like to propose jiang cheng for the part. in the same way elizabeth swann is death from that one post about her kisses damning the men she loves

in the way everything he touches and everything he loves seems to be doomed (sect, parents, sister, brother)

wei wuxian as life!!! as god of life!!! coming back, unkillable. life giving (core transfer, wen ning, etc.)*

jin ling doesn't die because at the end of the story, at the guanyin temple, wei wuxian is there too. to protect him the same way he protected jiang cheng

and this is why he (wei wuxian) has to go back to being yunmeng jiang's head disciple, in this essay i will—

*i'm not saying he lives well, but he lives! he fucking claws and crawls and fights his way out of the burial mounds, he just doesn't fucking quit** you know what i mean

**until he does, but that's a choice he makes.

[spacedlexi]

trying to keep all my clemviminnie thoughts contained until i get to episode 3 but

its hard

[stressedjester]

I could try to think up something poetic and meaningful about how I find vicar max so interesting as a character but unfortunately I also find him very attractive so my brain keeps going "I wanna press my man tits up against him and kiss him with tongue"

[sataron]

im so emotional about gorillaz rn (how surprising)

[blurred-antics]

slipped and fell directly onto my knee 🤠🤠🤠 can't bear weight on it but I can bend it/not swelling/no redness other than where it's starting to bruise so uhhh guess we're playing it by ear to see if I need to go to urgent care. yeehaw

[coridallasmultipass]

I hate when my phone won't let me have 2 audio sources running at the same time (depending on the app). I know what I'm doing, let me hear the discordant noises. My brain has built-in audio separation for music. It came as compensation for auditory processing issues. Don't make me pause the music.

[sealeneee]

siiiiiiigh

[kronosveritas]

ROOSTER TEETH FUCKING SHUT DOWN!!?? 😭

[faaun]

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[vaperarmand]

new sheen-tennant portraits has hit the rpf towers

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!

[crushes-georg]

I am starting to become inordinately jealous (read: sad) when seeing Tari with other tavs, what the fuck is wrong with me

[worldchampionpeccobagnaia]

pecco bagnaia about his future with ducati