#take it up with Freddie. idk

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

[rushingheadlong]

You know something I don't think I've ever seen people talk about is how Freddie changed the lyrics for Big Spender.

Because in case you don't know, all original versions of the song are sung by women - and it is made very clear that they are singing to men:

The minute you walked in the joint I could see you were a man of distinction A real big spender [....] So let me get right to the point: I don't pop my cork for every man I see Hey, big spender Spend a little time with me

Probably not too surprising, then, that when Queen performed this song in 1974 Freddie had to do a bit of a gender-switch on it:

Though, it would probably be more accurate to say that Freddie made this song gender-neutral because he didn't change it to be about a woman. He eliminated the first use of "man" entirely and then sang "I don't pop my cork for everyone I see" (instead of "every man").

And honestly there's probably a whole dissertation you could write just about those changes alone, but what I really love is when Queen brought the song back in 1986 and Freddie changed the lyrics again:

Because yes he still dropped the first "man" but the "everyone" is changed and Freddie instead sang "every guy" with just the barest hint of a "-rl" sound at the end to give him plausible deniability if anyone asked about it.

So much of Freddie's music speaks to his experiences as a queer man but, because of the nature of the times in which he lived, he couldn't always be directly open about that fact. Most of his love songs are intentionally vague, and he sang about "somebody" or "you" to avoid having to use gendered terms as much as possible.

Freddie singing "I don't pop my cork for every GUYrl I see" wasn't just an adjustment to the original lyrics, it was a specific change from how Freddie had sang it before in order to make it more gay in a way that he could rarely be with his own music, and that is what I adore about this. It's such a little thing, but it gives such a unique insight into how Freddie balanced his sexuality and his stardom, and how the relationship between those two changed over the nearly 12 years between these performances.

[skyblueartt]

Some car doodles yesterday, of some of my ‘alive AU’ design for Elizabeth Afton! 💕 she’s probably like, 17 here. She’s SO fun to draw AH

[thedragonemperess]

In my very humble opinion, Ness went to school for music production and theater but when that unfortunately didn't go anywhere, he got the job at Sparky's. He has a music-focused podcast on the side, though. It's called Music Theory.

[fear-ze-queer]

genuine question: where in the monty cutscene thing (with all the cardboard cutouts & everything) does it reveal that monty became the band's bass player because he killed bonnie?

i've heard a lot of people saying "bonnie giving monty his guitar and retiring is a cover up for what actually happened" and that's totally understandable!!! but that on its own doesn't say it was monty who got rid of him, just that he took bonnie's place in the band. it doesn't tell you what actually *did* happen.

i've seen so many people saying that scene revealed that it really was monty's fault, but i genuinely don't understand why?? if anybody has an answer please let me know i'm so confused

[robloxconfessions2]

You know evyones talking about hatred from block tales but I’m here looking at fear, not even romatically(I’m aromantic) just there’s something about them, their my silly little guy I love them

what food would it taste like im semidreaming (whatever you call it idk) that im biting into it inside it looks like white radish taste is white radish i love white radish

wait is that the name of the white vegtable in thowe mixed vegetable bags my mom used to make i fogot

[owlcracker]

some practice doodles i did bc i forgot how to draw fnaf

[the-incorrect-quotes-show]

Eclipse: Therapy can be hard, but you know what isn't? Traumadumping at the people trying to hurt you until they feel so bad they stop

Glamrock Freddy: Are-are you okay??

Eclipse: Do I look like I'm okay??

[suddenlymicah]

has anyone considered henry possessing glamrock freddy or am i being a little silly right now

[pixlerelish]

let me boop you!!

You want to boop free, you want boop free. You want to boop free from my lies. I'm so self-satisfied you don't need me. You've got to boop free. GOD KNOWS! God knows, you want to boop free. You've fallen in love. You've fallen in love for the first time, this time you know it's for reeaall. You've fallen in love. GOD KNOWS! God knows you've fallen in looove. It's strange, but it's true. Hey! You can't get over the way you love me like you do! But you have to be sure, when you walk out that door... oh how you want to boop free baby. Oh, how you want to boop free... OH! HOW YOU WANT TO BOOP FREE! ... But life still goes onnn... you can't get used to living without, living without, living without me... by your siiide. You don't want to live aloOone! Hey! God knows! You've got to make it on your own! So baby, can't you seeeeee?! You've got to boop free? You've... got to boop free... You want to boop freeeeee... yeah. You want, you want, you want, you want to boop free...

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

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[chloesimaginationthings]

The real reason why FNAF movie Vanessa got her job,,

[elprupneerg]

burst into tears while petting the 2 remaining cats. i am having a normal one tonight gang

[multishipper-baby]

Baby fever so bad I've been thinking about the ideal number of kids for characters. What is wrong with me.

[leathermouthlives]

realizing how many songs i love from the beach boys bc they were always played during summer things at school or at water parks . they bring such a specific joy with their voices and instruments n i appreciate them greatly

[soupmanspeaks]

NO BECAUSE IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY IF GREG AND CASSIE WERE IN ON THEIR PARENTS SHENANIGANS JUST GLAMROCK FREDDY POWERED DOWN IN HIS GREEN ROOM AND THEM FRANTICALLY MAKING EXPLANATIONS TO THE KIDS LIKE "ohhh freddy--uH--he-….forgOT HIS MORNING COFFEE!!" "wh-ohhhOHHHHH YEAHHHH….!! he….alwAYS HAS A COFFEE!!! HEH…cant-…can't power through without it!!!" internally, they're both like "FREDDY GET BACK HERE NOW THERES DISSAPOINTED KIDS AND ANGRY PARENTS WHERE ARE YOU" and then in the vents down below its just that one image of AUTO from WALL-E going "GIVE ME THE PLANT" Liz:"JEREMY JUST GIVE US THE DOLL-" Jer: "I NEED TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE, LIZZIE-" Charlie: "JEREMY, MICHAEL IS HAVING A MELTDOWN IN HIS GREEN ROOM AND THE STAFF CONTROL SHOCKING HIM BY THE MINUTE TO WAKE HIM UP, I WILL GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF 5 TO GIVE US THE DOLL OR SO HELP M-" Also yes I know its never stated in Security Breach that controlled shocks are used on the Glamrocks but you know what? for angst and silly purposes of torturing my blorbos I'm adding it to this au eheheheheh

I have this silly little au where everything is sort of the same, except the Afton Siblings just talked out everything, and now Michael just has his two ghost siblings chill around him when he's working This started because I had a thought about Michael, CC, and Elizabeth having a BANGER prank idea, they're going to like, a Walmart or something, and they buy a bag of candy, and when Michael goes to check out, he's holding both Elizabeth and CC's hands. yk, normal brother stuff, the cashier asks "is the candy for the kids lol" yk, for small talks sake, and then Michael responds with "What kids?" The cashier looks back to where the kids were and finds that they're not there, as well as both of Michael's hands being in his pockets lol like fast forward to when he becomes GlamFreddy (I'd assume the fire happened in the pizza sim location because they wanted to get rid of William) and like, so many shenanigans will ensue Like, the Pizzaplex is setting up stuff for Halloween? What's better than to get real ghosts that can induce nightmares onto you! Or maybe one day, Freddy and the two will pass by the Cupcake Shoppe, which'll be selling Ice Cream cupcakes one day (those exist, right?) and Freddy'll say "Omg, look, Elizabeth, you can finally get your ice cream now!" And then Elizabeth will sucker punch him in the chest cavity Speaking of chest cavity, as they're getting the ice cream, Elizabeth points to the ice cream, mid-scoop, and says to Freddy: "Omg, look, Freddy, its you!"

Or like, idk, maybe some kid will be a bit too scared to hug GlamFreddy, or something, and then CC will just go "It's okay, he wont bite" and then just turns to look at Freddy with the most sh** eating grin ever as the guy struggles to contain a robo mental break down so many thoughts lol /pos