#tagged as ship because cmon man

[gophergal]

TFTober 10 - TEAMWORK

[reyesranch]

I feel like atp even if there were plans to make bvddie canon theyre gone now. if tim minear is even half as petty as I am he would see that reaction and go u know what fuck you u actually don't get what you want now cause ur acting so goddamn entitled. like when tarlos fans got mad about the deleted scenes instead of appreciating them being released and his reaction was to say "okay fine then I just won't release deleted scenes anymore" (like I'm sure it was mostly a marketing decision but part of me thinks they intentionally released a scene about bucktommy just to prove a point.) idk man it's just really upsetting as a bi man to see the absolutely vile shit bvddie stans are saying and even tho I love the ship I now never want it to go canon cause they've fuckin ruined it

hey anon, at first let me agree with the fact that i do in fact also love bvddie a lot and i still love reading fics for them, the edits of them are fantastic and the fanart is S tier. it’s a great pairing with a lot of potential there IF the writers decided to ever go there but…

huge answer below

yeah, i agree. i honestly think before tommy was introduced again in 7x03 and the kiss in 7x04 that in my brain, bvddie was the most logical endgame for buck until it wasn’t.

i came into the show shipping bvddie much like a lot of new fans to the show but instead of hopping onto the tommy anti express hate train i found myself falling in love with buck and tommy together. at first i was still on board with bvddie still being endgame but as each episode aired after 7x04 i became faced with the reality of the situation (at least the way i see it) that bvddie might always be fanon and that’s ok because fandom keeps ships alive whether they’re canon or not. some of the biggest ships EVER are non-canon (i mean, cmon spirk? one of the OG MM ships?) so it didn’t really deter me from enjoying bvddie to this day. what HAS deterred me from interacting with bvddie content is toxic bvddies. i don’t like using the lil nicknames, idc if other ppl do, whatever, but i prefer just referring to certain kinds as just toxic plain and simple.

toxic shippers have made it difficult for anyone who multiships to interact with bvddie content. while there are incredibly nice & welcoming bvddie endgamers out there, it doesn’t overshadow the hateful ones in my online experience at least. i’ve blocked so many ppl over this ship discourse, which ive never had to do with any other fandom before the extent i have with 911. everyday i still find new ppl to block, you go under almost any comment section on the 911 insta and its filled with nasty comments abt tommy and only caring abt whether bvddie will be canon in s8. people projecting their hatred of tommy/lou onto the cast/crew of the show when it’s be said and proven time and time again that it’s quite the opposite. now im certain there’s bad apples in the bucktommy side as well, but from what ive seen online so far it is not nearly to the caliber of the bvddie side. ive blocked maybe a handful of bucktommy’s for being hateful towards eddie or being toxic overall, but ive probably blocked over 100+ toxic bvddies. i can only imagine it’d be worse if i was active on 911 twt which i’m not (thank god) but i have ventured into the tags before on there and let me tell you, it’s fucking horrifying how gross ppl are over there. twt is a cesspool for fandom anyways tho, the fucking asshole of fandom, it’s a septic tank really.

now im my own opinion which could be completely untrue of course, but just basing my thoughts on what i’ve seen online and interviews and such, tim seems to be really happy about bucktommy and idk how ppl believe otherwise. tim has expressed he loves LFJ and wanted him back on the show. tim showed up on set for the kiss scene. tim posting an entire youtube vibe abt bucktommy being soulmates that touches on the invisible string theory and explains how they accidentally found buck’s perfect match. tim sharing the deleted tommy scene is also huge but im waiting to see if he releases more (because i remember seen somewhere that he said there’d be more?) and if he does then great but it’s also still pretty telling to me after the whole karaoke fiasco.

oliver has said nothing but praises towards buck’s queer storyline. he quite literally said if you dont like it then watch something else. despite ppl saying he’s never interacted with bucktommy content online, that’s a lie because he has liked fanart of them.

aisha, kenneth & tracie have all expressed how they like tommy/lou and love working with him.

jlh said she loved bvddie before but is excited to see where buck and tommy go and then on an insta live said she doesn’t think bvddie is happening and was bombarded by toxic fans to the point of ending the live early.

ppl think it’s all some ruse to make it seem like bvddie is never happening so when it does happen it’s a “surprise” ……..

the nasty hate comments are doing nothing but exposing these types of ppl for who they are and that honestly to them, 911 is just the bvddie show to them. the people who run these social media accs for 911 are looking at these comments and cringing, they aren’t running to tim and abc being like “we must give these crazies what they want!” they’re mostly likely being ignored or honestly, as you said, being looked at and just reinforcing their decision to most likely make tommy buck’s endgame so as long as his schedule is open for filming.

what gets me the most about the hate these types of shippers spew online is how they aren’t embarrassed because they are so sooo convinced they will be right one day and therefore their insane, nasty behavior online will be justified. oliver stark literally left twt because of fans like this, people act like he was joking around, that he was shooting the shit probably because “he’s british and british people just have that kind of humor” which yes to a certain extent but let me just add these posts to set an example to why if oliver were still on twt he absolutely would not be happy with the way toxic bvddies are acting right now.

oliver (and ryan&other cast too) being positive abt bvddie never meant it was going to be canon of become canon one day. they do not decide these things, whether they believe it should or not. a lot of bvddie shippers come from previous fandoms where queerbaiting was there, where they were made fun of by actors of their ships, by the creators of the show! so i understand the frustration but oliver is not queerbaiting and buck is not a queerbait character when he quite literally is now confirmed bisexual and in a relationship with a man.

he’s just not the “correct” queer to these people. despite headcanons (hell even i hc eddie as queer!!) eddie so far, in canon, is not queer. by the end s7 he is still shown to not be over shannon and ruins his relationship with his son over this. ryan has stated in interviews he sees eddie as heterosexual, possibly pushing this because of the influx of ship discourse, and he’s glad to see a vulnerable and deep friendship that buck and eddie can have as a straight man and a queer man and how important he thinks it is.

every single thing that points to bvddie never going canon is like they’re being shot point blank in the chest. i get it, your ship not becoming canon sucks, but again, that is what fandom is for! shipping has never been about how canon smth is, there is 20k fics out there for bvddie and they aren’t canon. they can turn that into 40k, 100k, 1M if they really wanted to! instead they use their time and energy posting death threats, wishing death upon a gay character, bullying ppl online for enjoying a ship.

meanwhile from what ive seen bucktommys are rolling with goofy ass spy tommy theories created by antis and making jokes for our own fun.

so yes, i agree overall. they truly don’t deserve what they think they do. we didn’t whine and scream for a deleted scene. they did. we got ours without even expecting it and are having fun.

maybe if they behaved better i wouldn’t be so petty abt it. it’s a shame because of how much potential it has, unfortunately it is just not going that way atm. and even if it does one day, it is not because they paraded online with hate, it is because that’s the story tim and the others wanted to write and abc approved it.

🫳🎤

[cindol]

SECURITY GUARD!GETOU x BLACK FEM!POPSTAR

Getou Suguru x black fem reader

tw: mostly hcs,fluff, small suggestiveness, friends to lovers(kinda)

tags- @neptunes1nterweb

𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃!𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐔 who’s a bartender turned security guard for the new known famous Pink Spice other known as y/n l/n to close friends and family. He was hired by her manager and a long time friend of his Nanami Kento.

𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃!𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐔 who’s always in her bedroom making sure she gets up early for her chicken shop interview. When she’s being whiney he himself gets her together.

He first flips the covers off her face making her groan at the sunlight coming from her window.”Cmon pink princess, gotta get up for this interview or else Kento will have both of our asses for missing this.” You just whine in response.”nooo it’s too early.. don’t wanna!” That makes him sigh and grab a rubber band to tie his black hair up into a bun and grabs you up into his arms.”you gonna make me get you ready or something?” She just tiredly whines and nods

Getou chuckles walking to the bathroom and literally undresses you making you get in the bath, he’s unfazed by even seeing your naked body since he’s seen it before in another circumstance.

𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃!𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐔 who’s always being mentioned in your interviews somehow by the interviewer. The interviewer always tries getting her to elude and dig up a more private relationship that she and Getou have and they would be right but y/n’s not yapping, she’ll hint at it though jokingly.

“Oh why you gotta bring up my bodyguard? That’s just my friend y’all, we just cuddle ‘n stuff!” she says in a joking tone, the interviewer picks up on it laughing but continuing.”oh but we as the people need to know pink spice, do you just cuddle and snuggle is there more? Wink wink!”

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 who’s so use to having Getou around her she gets lonely when she’s at any function with him, which makes her girlfriends around her sigh when they see her on FaceTime with Getou.

When Getou saw you’re pouty face in the camera he sighed chuckling.”what seems to be the problem pretty princess?” He heard a giggle from one of her girls as she came into the camera.”oh she just sad because you ain’t here! Spoiled ass!”that made her pout her glossy lips.”I ain’t spoiled and—hey! Is Satoru there?” A whine erupted from her seeing Satoru pop some champagne.”Ohhh I don’t even wanna be hereee if you and Satoru are having whatever funnn!”

her friend sighed as Satoru and Getou laughed. He knew when y/n told him she wanted alone time at this party she wouldn’t be able to even survive at that party without him around and so did her friend sadly.”tell ya what,I’ll just get Satoru to come pick ya up how about that?” He sees how her bambi eyes light up at that knowing she got her way.

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 who’s has compilations of her and Getou’s “ship moments” on YouTube. The main moments that are always in these compilations are when she gives him a platonic kisses on the cheeks and Getou jokingly slapped her ass making her laugh. She of course is always sees these but never says a word about them.

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 who always pops up to parties with her arm in Getou’s. She doesn’t really date men a lot so she always gets the excuse to bring Getou to parties she’s invited to. At these parties Getou still takes his job seriously even when she wants him to let loose sometimes he’ll just sit on a couch and watch her because it’s well, his job.

When y/n is having fun just dancing and playfully twerking on her best friends he’s right close by on the couch watching. When a random weirdo tries getting behind her he’s quick on his feet to push the man away.”Stay away from pink spice yeah buddy?”

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 who has Getou help her pick out outfits sometimes before he takes her out for the simplest thing ever. She could be going out to literally buy groceries but her extravagant ass will ask him if she should put on a pink tracksuit or blue tracksuit. He of course understands her even if this is dramatic. When he chooses a pink tracksuit for her that fits her curves he makes her do a little spin.”alright, now you’re ready to go out.”

Now 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃!𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐔 didn’t have a big ego but he truly believes he’s the only man for y/n. even if he’s just a humble guard for her security when she’s out and about. He always gets called y/n’s boy best friend by Gojo but he very much thinks he better than just some male bestie. Getou doesn’t realize how much he’s in love with her until one night he’s hanging with Satoru in his apartment.

The two boys were sharing a 4 pack bud light pack of beers as a recorded performance of y/n’s performances of her hit song was on the Tv playing from YouTube.”Ah y’know I never peeped how much of a beauty y/n is sugu.” Suguru lightly nodded his head in agreement. Maybe it was his buzzed mind but his cheeks were slightly pink watching the Tv. Some memories flooded watching it, he remembered the exact polyester satin mini dress she wore and open toed pink heels she wore with it. He could even recount the way he spun her around seeing how beautiful she looked in the dress and heels.

Gojo took notice of the way he started took squeeze the beer can and the small breathing noise he made as he began to respond.”she is.. quite the beauty. Gotta thank Kento for managing her wardrobe, that girl would be lost without him..”

gojo grinned.”you’re such a truthful guy and such a bad liar Suguru.” Getou raised his brow.”Oh you know what I mean you bastard, you got a thing for y/n.”getou chuckled.”finally figured me out huh?” Gojo just sipped the last sip of his beer.”man.. nearly everyone has figured out you like the girl even her girly little friend group, nanamin probably knows too y’know! God you’re helpless suguru.”he grinned at the end of his sentence slapping getou on the back.

Getou chuckled under his breath.”sooner or later, youre gonna have to tell her your true feelings. y/n’s a girl making big moves lately, she’s getting more popular. Attracting the eyes of men..” gojo noticed how Getou’s eyes furrowed at that.”tell her or some other man will snatch her up Suguru.”

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 who finds herself slowly questioning her and Getou’s relationship. She always called her and Getou’s relationship a friendship but some friends don’t do the things they do. She even live tweeted in a deleted tweet saying.”do y’all kiss your friends or nah?”and even asked her girl gc too and they just gave her the good ol.”just fuck him girl” answer.

As she sat on Getou’s bed kicking her feet while he looked at her own schedule for tomorrow, perhaps thinking of how he’ll be guiding her through all the places he’s guarding her. Out of the blue she decided to shoot the question pondering on her mind.”Sugu, what are we?”

When she asked that he choked a bit clenching the schedule in his hands as she continued on.”I mean, we’re almost like a damn couple Suguru and you’re almost like my boyfriend always looking out for me and liking my outfits so..”

Getou’s full attention was on her now as he dropped the paper and sat next to her on his bed. He honestly thought he would be the one to first confess but it was obvious this feeling had been building up inside y/n way more. He notes the way she rubbed her own arm every few second and how her heels tapped the floor and let out a soft chuckle. Her mind was mentally screaming ‘please ask me out please ask me out!’

Getou grinned.”So what? You asking me out? Aren’t I suppose to be the man asking you, the woman out as your humble bodyguard.” Her eyes lit up when he confessed back in a snarky way. Inside her little brain she could jump in joy but she stayed relaxed.”so we’re dating huh? Just like that?”

He nodded in response, this confession was confusing for the two of them.”guess so.. we could keep this shit a secret because of your dear Manager Kento, he would have a fit if he got word that his Popstar is dating a Security guard.” Y/n agreed.

But of course, being the people they were 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃!𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐔 and 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 were so shit at keeping their relationship a secret they ended up just saying fuck it and make it public much to her fans surprise and happiness.

In a matter of mere months there’s some Instagram live moments where Getou is shown in her live more being much more affectionate with her. There’s time where she’s just sitting and talking on her bed and he’ll interrupt being so loving and passionate kissing her and the fans just eat it up in the live comment section.

And since they’re finally dating now he has the excuse of being much more possessive with her at clubs he guarded her too also so everything was much good.

Nanami wasn’t very happy with it, but he’ll just except it.

[destiel-loses-to-everything]

hi babes i just kinda wanna say that it’s 100% a ok to not ship destiel but like you don’t have to dedicate a WHOLE account to JUST hate about it

like pro-destiel blogs USUALLY just go crazy about them and i’d say they don’t really hate others to SUCH an extent for not shipping destiel. like cmon, it’s two fictional people, can’t be that big of a deal.

but not shipping and anti shipping is two VERY different things cause not shipping is just like “oh i don’t really like this ship” but anti shipping is like “oh i hate these two people together” ykwim? and if a pro-destiel blog is really bugging you then just block them. it’s so easy.

-@aircon235

I'm always amazed at how hellers think they can dictate how others enjoy the show. As if THEY were the majority of the fandom.

Which they certainly are NOT.

hi babes i just kinda wanna say that it’s 100% a ok to not ship destiel but like you don’t have to dedicate a WHOLE account to JUST hate about it Oh my dear sugar plum. I don't need your fucking permission or 'ok' to NOT ship destiel. I actually have NINE blogs DEDICATED to being anti destiel.

like pro-destiel blogs USUALLY just go crazy about them and i’d say they don’t really hate others to SUCH an extent for not shipping destiel. Oh really? Hellers are KNOWN for hijacking posts and screaming WHAT ABOUT CASS???? Hellers love to hide behind anon and attack wincest shippers/non destiel shippers. You know nothing about what hellers ACTUALLY do because you don't want to know.

like cmon, it’s two fictional people, can’t be that big of a deal. Hellers also ship Jensen and Misha, two REAL PEOPLE. And think that every new role Jensen gets, should have Misha cast as his boy friend.

but not shipping and anti shipping is two VERY different things cause not shipping is just like “oh i don’t really like this ship” but anti shipping is like “oh i hate these two people together” ykwim? Tell that to hellers who refuse to allow us to ship wincest in peace. THEY want "ship and let ship" but don't allow others to have the same right. Hellers think it's their Amara given right to put their ship shit in every single tag known to man. THEY make us anti shippers because they refuse to stay in their fucking lane.

and if a pro-destiel blog is really bugging you then just block them. it’s so easy. Again, oh really? Hellers refuse to accept being blocked. They just create a fresh blog to circumvent getting blocked.

[toestalucia]

SHIPPING INFO. answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.

what’s your OTP for your muse(s)?

im easy...........and like too much.......personally ! i prefer akira with the older wizards, ive talked about being in those ship tags ummmm a lot<3 i cant narrow it down further......the twins are an exception but ive been over that in the past. atm i like emu with mafuyu, rui, nene & akito a lot :D theres def more (like honami i think would be cute! and i do like her with tsukasa too, but emu tsukasa besties....), but im like twice her age so i think about that stuff so rarely LOLLLL i thought hard about the rest of my muses but.......?????????? eight/machina....perhaps...........sofia/forte.......yeong/tara......(cagli teehee)

what are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

i lov drama. with gran it comes natural cuz welcome to ur 'assuming things w/out asking' and 'thinks way too much into the future where they dont want to settle down' captain. i think akiras the most tender of all of them? and most likely to actually bring up issues? sofia is fun because i think about the event where she Doesnt speak in opposites and micah ends up rly confused........being accepted with her weird speech patterns..... natsume too, either staying at the accepting his weird behavior (jumping, scared expression, running) or having the 'i can see youkai' convo....yknow.....its good...i know tanuma alrdy had a convo like that (UNREAL CONVO i miss it) but yknow. Overall ! anything. mostly. theres some 'ohhh angst' topics im not interested in, so i think most stuff stay on the more lighthearted/loving side tho

how large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?

feel like a fraud everytime i say that i personally wont write akira with some of the 20yo's cuz im always close to deciding to make akira closer to 30. and then i say i like akira with figaro & oz......the ancient ppl......

are you selective when shipping?

rather than selective i just dont ask ppl........and i have no interest in making relationship calls nor liking them........i want to see where the writing goes first cuz i knoowwww i sometimes say gran would say x but then i write it and y happens yknow LOLLLLLL i'd be open to jumping into stuff on discord or something tho i think ? i think i could jump into romance stuff no problemo then cuz it'd feel slightly separated from here...?! cuz idk but theres something when i open this blog that i......its a very slowburn......if ure willing to spend some months writing so gran can become more accepting of the idea then its go go go. does this make sense. well either way im not sure tbh. grans a bit added difficulty too considering how i deal with their age LOLLL since cygames is pushing 15yo still. which gives me a headache seeing how the summer events etc are explicitly yearly.....i cannot write act3 gran as a teen, not when theres a political engagement with alliah like cmon....i refuse..........but since ure following this blog uve alrdy read this stuff in my rules/about LOL

either way akiras easier with romance. i just dont approach ppl about it. whenever i make that farmsim blog i wanna be more casual with this stuff tbh...T_^ for funsies............write some yearning...

how far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?

not far at all. LMFAOOOOOOOO i use that tag very liberally. its unlikely im writing that stuff anyway....

does one have to ask to ship with you?

:DDDDDDDDDD if i ask u we've probably written for years & years && its starting to reach crush-territory anyway (hello kaitlyn) but man idk what it is....romance is just difficult to write on tomblr rn for me...gran does not make this easier. the issues r endless. can i offer u akira.

how often do you like to ship?

(person whos always in ship tags) (smiley face) (smiley face) (smiley face) can u get into mhyk for akira....or farmsims....................ill ship everything in there.....

are you multiship?

YAAAAAA the idea of having 1 ship on my blog doesnt excite me. even tho i dont write romance atm. LMFAOABKAJD

are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?

do u wanna hear about the akifi doujins ive read. or the akifau art where faust puts a flowercrown on akiras head.

what is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

THIS IS HOW DIANTHA/CLARISSE CAN STILL WIN. i am also a sabrina/leona fan. 'did they interact' no but they should. ppl who lost their husband(s). ppl who both should be AT THE CLUB. me/canaria. me/crystal

finally, how does one ship with you?

u like my posts & listen to my ramblings and i twirl my hair and send u more asks and then it just happens. foolproof.

tagged by: @convxction faty my beloved my everything u should do it for ur multi too.... tagging: @shiningstages kait i think u should do this for ur multi and ramble............

[34saveme34]

tbh I do like puzzl3 as a ship

which is a dangerous thing to say because people have a very specific image of how shipping looks that they don't seem to let go of

like they think when I say puzzl3 they either imagine me ignoring the Bad Things and draw cute romantic stuff or they think I'm making the most vile thing on Earth which would require trigger tags

while I'm here like. man imagine the moral dilemma 3 would be in if came to sympathise with Puzzles and the ways it could turn out with yes, gay undertones because there's something about it, while CLEARLY showing there's something wrong and the amount of ways it could be taken

like the route I personally took with that shorter fic of mine, although the gay stuff wasn't present because for one I'm scared of this fandom in this part of it, 2 it also just didn't feel right for it

I think if you write them those undertones need to develop slow

their relationship would be very different from 34

like Idk if those people who hate the idea of puzzl3 hate it because they think I mean one of the first 2 categories or because they're scared of exploring themes beyond what media made for children is exploring

like, where's the supposed love for that toxic yaoi, cmon

[umbra-borealis]

I'm not saying self shipping or oc x canon is bad not at all, but I will call out the Thief community on its lack of gay stuff which I find funny and odd cause out of all things out there Thief feels incredibly fruity to me. Yall ever rescue your homies from a burning building? Yall show me that and expect me to be normal about that? You expect me to NOT assume Garrett is a lil fruity with Basso? Cmon.

Not even a little bit of the forbidden relationship trope with a watchman or something? Shit am I the only one who has lore to justify this man being trans? man you guys are lucky I can't draw humans for shit because of all the queer bullshit I would introduce to the tags.

[just-antithings]

Demon slayer is very much a baby’s first fandom dealio. Lots of anti’s and DNI freaks accounts. I just wanna ship my sad little water man x his angry windy dom and my murderer x murder victim in peace dammit.

I plan to just flood my ships tags with my dead dove stuff because if no one else is gonna make it I will!! This show has man eating demons CMON give me the spice y’all

you know what you have to do anon

[ratcandy]

Very hard to specify fandoms but.. lemme try. A wonderful selection of numbers for you to pick and chose and sift through at your leisure… if you don’t feel like answering any don’t make yourself / wanna answer a question for another fandom, not the one mentioned, ummm go for it.

Cotl - 1, 9, 10, 21

hk - 3, 8, 12

And a few I just wanna hear your take on but I don’t know what fandom to attach 🥺- 7, 13, 16, 18, 24, 25

GO !!!RAMBLE AND VENT!!

clover I'm grabbing you by the shoulders this is the WORST!!!! THing u could've done to me (extremely positive overwhelmingly positive). the things I should be doing are looking over my shoulder in horror at this ask.

but good lort I sure did spend my time answering all that insted aof my homework and it felt so good. Fuck yeas.

ok. let's go extremely long post ahead

__ COTL __

1. the character everyone gets wrong

Well as I said in another post, COTL's canon characterization is extremely vague, so the fanon characterization is kinda all over the place and hard to pin down! So it's hard for me to say "everyone gets [x] character wrong" because everyone has a different interpretation of That Guy.

I think I should just say everyone gets EVERY character wrong except ME, because I'm the smartest person ever and always right. So there /j

actually one (1) criticism I have is that not nearly enough people are portraying Shamura as having almost complete memory loss and I think that's a shame. because there's so much more potential in that. there's so much more agony present there, from all sides involved. there is no just punishment. there is no way for them to ask for forgiveness OR apologize, or make up for it, or even know they did anything wrong.

cmon . cmon. stop making them remember. you cowards.

9. worst part of canon

Ooo! Easy answer!

Narinder/The Bishops just immediately being chill with being in the cult!

like what! Why?? The extent we get for any amount of backlash from them is Heket's offense towards being gifted mushrooms and Shamura showing up as a dissenter, the latter of which is especially confusing because. They're literally the only one it would MAKE SENSE FOR for them to not have any issue being in the cult!!!!! They can't remember anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are they the one that dissents!!!!

Why are they all chill. Why do they just immediately obey and get to worshipping or other chores around the cult. Why do they act like every other follower save for three or four extra lines of dialogue.

Even if Narinder has more dialogue in which he expresses some amount of distaste at first, he still just ... Does all the cult work.

I wish I wish more than anything that the Bishops at least had special mind reading dialogue. Like, SOZO gets that!! AND Sozo doesn't do any work around the cult when he initially shows up!!! He runs around and eats mushrooms!!!! So why don't the Bishops get a similar treatment!!

You're showing me you're CAPABLE, DEVS!!! COME ON!!

10. worst part of fanon

Not as easy answer for reason stated before!!!!!!!

Though I guess maybe the intense fixation on Narilamb as opposed to anything else. I just...... can we . Can we get other things in the ao3 tag.. maybe... Pleas...

Not that I even dislike the concept of narilamb I j.............. it's everywhere. can we . can i have something different. something that's maybe also not ships either pleas....

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

Uhhhhhhhhh ppphgfmb. Had to think on this for a while, but honestly, I do not like Narinder's eldritch form SDHGKSHDG

I dunno man I'm a massive sucker for face opening up in a gross yucky way but there's something about how Narinder's face opens that's jus. Not. Appealing to me

I think if I configure it enough in my brain I can make it work for me......... but as it stands. I do not like it. I think it looks somehow... wonky? I like all the other Bishop's eldritch designs a lot! And ESPECIALLY the purged versions! But Narinder's... just... I dunno. Feels off somehow

__ HK __

Already answered 3!

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

Feels like I'm being baited into an answer with this one shDGKLJSDHGKLH EVERYONE KNOWS MY STANCE ON ZOTE I don't need to be any louder about it. He's not a bad character you all (referring to general hk fandom) just don't like it when a fictional guy is mean. because ur cowards./j

He's also not a vessel nor is he the same species as elderbug and saying "he's just some guy" is a COPOUT ANSWER, because he can be just some guy while also being a nosk. Sorry what was I saying

Everyone is wrong about Zote in general except for me is what I'm saying.

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

OK CMON YOU'RE 100% BAITING ME WITH THIS ONE.... COME ON.....

I don't need to explain anything. Zote is the only character in the game actually. I don't need to defend myself on this it should be obvious.

__ MISC __

Already answered 7!

13. worst blorboficiation

looks at the ahit fandom for a second LOOKS AWAY AGAIN REALLY FAST i can't go back there. I can't do that again. iam side-glancing the folder on my desktop for the old AHIT rant and breathing through my nose about it.

In a more general sense something i've seen across multiple fandoms is aggressive sand-papering of characters and I cannot stand it. And I'm assuming that's what blorbofication in this instance is referring to. Like, taking a guy who sucks, or just has very prominent flaws, and . Getting rid of them.

W. Why. You're taking away everything interesting about them. Looks at the object show fandom for a split second before looking away .. solemnly.......

I haven't seen that as much in the cotl fandom. Like I'VE SEEN IT but not AS Much as other fandoms. I'm saying that because this morning I saw a post characterize literal actual god of Chaos Leshy as a soft sweet uwu boy and I .......................... felt something within me shrivel. for a second.

buT I KNOW THAT'S NOT the general consensus of his character so whatever

also i'm. Hmrnm. Man. It really sucks being a fan of a lesser appreciated character, because more often than not, what little content there IS of that character is........................ not. that guy Like, it's that guy on paper. He looks like that guy and has that guy's name. But everything else is just.......

In the nicest way I can say it, it is an OC dressed up as that guy.

and when there is very very little content of that guy to begin with, it's Very Disheartening for me when what little content there is portrays a version of him that is not. Him. That's just not the same guy

Blorbo'd him to the point of being barely recognizable. WHICH IS VALID AND FAIR, I get it, I understand doing that, but for me it's. I cling to (even vaguely) canon characterization too much unfortunately.

I'm not saying any specific character for this becuase 1) it's happened more than once hdgkJH and 2) I really don't want to seem like I'm targeting any one person's interpretation specifically, because again, lesser appreciated character curse.

ok that kinda went all over the place. I hope that answer makes sense

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

I already answered this for cotl specifically, but in general, often the way ships are treated in fandom jus doesn't do it for me

And. It's probably the tragedy liker in me talking. Wherein I only get super into a romantic pairing if I can imagine 1 million horrors being involved.

That or if it's funny,..........

BUT like. the HK fandom specifically had this a lot. Lots of these bugs always being shipped together. And I politely nod my head about it but it's... I don't . A lot of it I just don't get

It feels like a lot of the pairings in the HK fandom are popular due to aesthetic rather than the potential of it, and that's............... I don't get that. For instance (bear with me) any ship with Grimm outside of with Brumm doesn't click for me. Brumm clicks because Duh, Tragedy potential, but the rest...?

I mean, yeah, sure, equally as likely tragedy potential, maybe, but I don't see that explored as much. I see Grimm paired with anyone and 9 times out of 10 it's because ohh look at how pretty they are together wow

and I can respect that for the prettyness because I won't deny the artists of that fandom do make him a pretty Guy, but it's like. I don't get it past that.

I dunno, maybe it's just me having fallen hard out of shipping over the past few years. Was super into it when I was like, 15 and younger, maybe, but then I jus sorta lost interest

ok except for leshycat in cotl. because it's funny. sorry

18. it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on…

SOZO sorry. sorry I'm normal

I feel like one of the only people who is looking at Sozo and recoiling in horror because of the potential of him and it HURTS it HURTS ME why is NOBODY ELSE LOOKING AT HIM

and I KNOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE I've got people following me now that are showing me that <3 Hi <3 if you've read this far <3 BUT IT'S NOT .. ENOUGH FOR ME

combing through art and fanfics and gritting my teeth and feeling like screaming because GUYS.................. GUYS HE'S... OAOUGHHEHHGHA

i need to write it myself or no one will. i need to write the horrors myself or i'll just have to suffer with it in my head. i need to write. i need to write it. no one else is going to. i need to fucking.c ogr him

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

shipping in general in all fandoms . idk if you needed me to tell you that though

but also literally any morally grey character for any purpose. you get huge splits in fandoms on either "that guy is HORRIBLE and deserves DEATH!!!" or "this guy has done nothing wrong in their entire life" and I want to put my head thru a wall. towards both sides

please please please please can we just. can we ... can we like characters for their flaws <3 and acknowledge them <3 without emphasizing them beyond reason <3 not in spite of them <3 p

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

idk how common this is but I know I saw it enough in the cotl tag to make me horrendously uncomfortable when i first started looking through fandom stuff .

hey so why were so many people mad you couldn't breed the bishops in the mating tent. or narinder with aym and baal. hey why were people mad about that. hey. hey why were people genuinely trying to argue that the bishops weren't actually siblings because they weren't blood related. hey. hey. hey. hey. hey.

again I don't know how actually common these complaints are especially since I blocked quite a few of the common offenders I saw in the tag (because good lird. guys.) but . again. I saw it enough to make me 😦☹🙁

also can everyone in the hk fandom shut up about silksong "taking too long" pleeeeeease it'll be out when it's out i'm tired of people whining about it taking forever. can u people lay off the devs for like two minutes. pleas

[sleepy-achilles]

The Scottish Warrior and The Skeleton King acting like a married couple for 10 minutes

I wanted to do a fic based off those videos people make for ships, yk the, [ship name] acting jealous for 10 minutes straight or acting cute for 4 minutes. But in fic form, because Leon isn't real.

Oh!

Ft Sheamus

-------------------------------------------------------------------1.

Sheamus looks up from his phone, hes been incharge of reading chat. "People are saying you have a hole in your joggers" sheamus states looking at Leon. "Yeah I do" Leon chuckles opening his legs to reveal the hole on his inner thigh. "Is that a bruise I see?" Drew asks poking the hole. "Yeah fuckin riddle bit me during yesterday's show" Leon frowns. Sheamus and drew can't help but laugh. Sheamus, and the fans, spot how drews hand moves to rest on Leon's thigh, rubbing slightly as the bigger man laughs.

Leon either doesn't mind or doesn't notice.

"I don't get the whole shoeless thing" sheamus states. "I hate it, I'm okay with having a wrap instead of shoes, you know? It's not a whole bare foot hitting you in the face" Leon admits, still ignoring drews hand on his thigh.

The fans did not let it go.

-------------------------------------------------------------------2.

Drew and Leon are at a house show in the uk. So, anything goes.

The fans immediately start chanting at drew to take his shirt off.

Leon smirks as drew lowers his mic to laugh. He moves behind drew and waits. "As I was sayi-" drew cuts himself off as Leon tugs his shirt up causing the fans to scream.

Drew pulls his shirt down and faces Leon. "Really?" Drew asks. "What? Just giving them what they want" Leon smirks into the mic. Drew raises an eyebrow at him and lowers the mic. "No" Leon warns backing up as drews smirk grows. Drew drops the mic and lunges towards Leon.

Leon nearly escapes but drew manages to catch his waist. "No!" Leon protests as drew forces his tshirt up causing the fans to scream. Leon chuckles and leans back against drew, giving him. Drew slaps Leon's stomach causing the other man to chuckle and hit his hand.

This would later go trending on twitter and tik tok

-------------------------------------------------------------------3.

Leon rests against sheamus back and watches as he takes a photo of the castle. "You are shit at this" Leon hums as he reaches over and taps the screen to adjust the lighting. "Well you do it then!" Sheamus frowns. "No way" Leon chuckles. Sheamus huffs. "Wheres drew got to?" Sheamus asks moving away from Leon to look down the streets. "He was supposed be grabbing coffees" Leon mutters noticing some fans recording them. "Oh, here he comes" sheamus chuckles as drew runs towards them, seth and randy hot on his tail.

"What the fuck?" Leon chuckles as drew runs straight for him. Leon's smile fades as he realises what drews doing. "Drew! No!" Leon yelps backing up. Drew just smirks and jumps. Leon doesn't hesitate to catch him, stumbling back slightly as drew hugs him tight. "Aw cmon!" Seth groans as Leon turns to the side. "What is going on?" Sheamus asks. "They bet me I couldn't get Leon to catch me. They now are paying for our food and drink all week" drew smirks ruffling Leon's hair.

Leon frowns and puts drew down. "I spent time on this" Leon tells him. "Tell me about it" drew smirks.

Once again, the tag partners were trending on twitter.

The ship content started to grow.

-------------------------------------------------------------------4.

A few of the stars were doing a panel for the fans and some reporters. Leon was forced to go because him and Drew are tag champs.

Leon sips his water as the others talk. Drew glances at him to check on him. It was clear both men were becoming bored.

Leon places his drink back on the table and turns to face drew. He's wearing a black tshirt. He took his leather jacket off half way through the show. Leon reaches over and starts to poke and prod at drews bicep.

Drew glances at him before flexing his arm causing the fans to scream and cheer and the stars to stop and look at them.

Leon and drew chuckle as Leon squeezes the flexed muscle. "Damn you been working out lately?" Leon asks. "Of course, gotta look good next to you" drew smirks. Leon rolls his eyes. "How big are you compared to him?" Sheamus asks. Leon slips his jacket off and flexes his arm, putting it infront of drews.

Leon's arm was defined but definitely smaller than drews. But both men knew that's not what drew meant. He meant Leon's attractiveness, his looks as in face, not as in muscle mass. "Maybe we should swap work outs" drew chuckles.

"Yeah fuck off" Leon huffs pulling his jacket back on.

This interaction would become one of many, Leon being obsessed with Drews arms compilations.

-------------------------------------------------------------------5.

Sheamus zooms the camera onto Leon's face. Sheamus was put in charge of vlogging the tour. He didn't mind. He enjoyed it. "Leave him" drew mutters. Sheamus zooms out. "But he's so cute" sheamus coos. Leon is curled up on the tour bus sofa, head in drews lap, fast asleep with drews fingers in his hair. "And he's tryna sleep, leave him" drew hums looking at his phone. "And here we have a wild mama bear protecting his cub" sheamus teases as drew flips him off.

Sheamus did leave them alone. For now.

-------------------------------------------------------------------6.

Sheamus leans against the bathroom door, filming the pair.

"What are you two doing?" Sheamus asks. "Im washing drews hair. Duh" Leon muffles around a mouth of cake. "And eating cake?" Sheamus asks. "Of course. A fan gave us cake, you wouldn't understand because fans don't love you" drew smirks only to recieve water in his face. "And you're just trusting it?" Sheamus asks. "Why do you think Leon's eating it first genius?" Drew asks as Leon scrubs at his head. "Ouch!" "Stop bitching you baby" Leon mumbles. "Imma leave you lovebirds to it" sheamus hums. "Whatever" Leon huffs shutting the door on him.

-------------------------------------------------------------------7.

'Yall saying Leon x Drew isn't real as if their fued promo was too the song Take me to church'

'What?'

'WHAT?!'

'Thats so gay of them. They know what they doing'

'They had to have had some input in that, no way vince is doing that.'

Skelly💀👑- It's always good to sin

'WHAT?!'

'Leon michaels what the hell are you playing at?'

'I'm loosing my mind. Gonna watch every clip of them now to prove it.'

Daddy Claymore🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚔️- Nothing wrong with it at all 😁

'SHEAMUS TAKE THEIR PHONES AWAY PLEASEEE'

'TELL ME THE TRUTH NOWWWWWW'

Leon and drew can't help but giggle to each other as the fans go wild. Nothing wrong with teasing the fans.

-------------------------------------------------------------------8.

Leon looks around as they walk, his eyes spotting every shocked fan.

Drew squeezes his hand as he continues to talk about the beauty of Scotland. "People are going to excuse us of dating" Leon hums. "Oh well, you've had worse excusations" drew smirks. Leon rolls his eyes, but drew notes how he doesn't pull his hand away. "Was only thinking about you. I don't care, society doesn't conform to me like it does you" Leon states. "Of course, my demon lord" drew teases. "You are such a dork" Leon huffs, fighting a smile.

Drew just smiles and continues pulling him around.

-------------------------------------------------------------------9.

Drew adjusts himself in the very uncomfortable seat. "What is your favourite thing about Leon that others might not get to see?" The interviewer asks. Leon, who was busy teasing a fan in the audience looks at Drew. "Its gonna sound cheesy but Leon's laugh and smile. If he finds something funny his face will scrunch up and honestly it's adorable." Drew answers. Leon raises an eyebrow. "If you ask anyone backstage, they will tell you the exact same. People love making Leon break" Drew chuckles. "Adorable?" Leon asks. "Oh for sure, your nose scrunches, your eyes scrunch, it's adorable." Drew smirks. Leon rolls his eyes and leans back. "Trust me, ask sheamus about it later" drew tells the interviewer.

"What about you? What's your favourite thing about Drew?" The interviewer asks. "Eh he's okay I guess" Leon shrugs causing everyone to laugh. "No no. He's kind, got a good heart on him. I mean, look he's befriended me and I'm a asshole. Ask sheamus about it" Leon teases. Drew smiles at him. "Hes not that bad when you get through the layers." Drew admits. "What am I? A onion?" Leon asks. "You smell too good to be a onion. But you do make me cry a lot so.." Drew teases.

Leon shocks everyone by laughing.

---

"Their both assholes" sheamus huffs. "Yes Leon's adorable when he laughs and drew is kind hearted. But they are both assholes who are, plantonically or not, in love with each other. They have a weird bond no one has with Leon. It's like hunter and shawn. It's weird because you don't know if they are fucking or just good friends. And I hate them both because if they are fucking, I want in on it" sheamus frowns as everyone laughs.

-------------------------------------------------------------------10. (I was listening to Daylight on repeat whilst writing this. I hate myself and them, obs. I've also done a fic about this sit before and kinda wanna redo it completely.)

Leon chuckles as Kevin pulls him into a sideways hug. "You did amazing" Kevin hums keeping his eyes away from the tron and ring. "Thanks man" Leon smiles at the older man. A man he's always admired and loved. "Lets celebrate. On me. Cmon" Kevin smiles. "Yeah sure, just gotta wait for drew" Leon nods. "Nah, cmon he can catch up-" "what? Kev, no its our tag belts, he-" Leon turns and his eyes widen in shock and fear.

Drew is laid out in the ring. People Leon considered family stood around him with chairs and hammers. Hunter, Scott and Randy. Leon tries to walk forward but Kevin wraps an arm around his waist. "N-n-no" Leon chokes. "Its for business. Just walk away with me now." Kevin mutters. "NO!" Leon yells as Randy lifts the chair above his head.

Kevin watches as Leon's veins begin glowing purple, how he fights kevins hold. Kevin also notes how Leon's not breaking out. And then he looks at the tron. Leon's eyes are a blinding purple, tears are streaming down his face. Leon is too numb to hurt anyone.

Leon stares in horror as drew takes another chair.

Leon just watches. His body unable to move.

Why can't he move?

His tag partner..

No

His friend is in danger, and he can't move.

He can't do anything.

He hates it.

Kevin let's him go and Leon can suddenly move.

Leon stumbles towards the ring, belt discarded on the floor, and climbs in.

His family watch as he kneels next to drew, holding his head gently. "Drew? Drew!" Leon barks examining the mans face.

Hunter glances at kevin as the bigger man climbs into the ring. "Lee. We need to go" Scott states, placing a bloody hand on Leon's back. Leon flinches and holds drew closer. "Please wake up" Leon whispers against drews head.

Kevin sighs and grips the back of Leon's neck.

Leon just pulls back. He glances at his blood soaked hands.

He did this.

He's the poison. Everyone he loves meets this fate.

Drew didn't deserve this.

Drew was kind, sweet, funny.

He didn't deserve this.

He was loyal.

He was the golden retriever, he was sunshine, he-

Leon's eyes widen, a sudden feeling of sickness rushes through him.

His father felt the same about Pa.

Taker feels the same about Shawn.

Shawn is his sunshine, his brightness, he world.

Drew? Drew is Leon's.

Leon let's a shakey breathe out.

"I need you to be okay." Leon whispers.

"Please" his voice breaks.

----------------------------------------------------------------------Nofwa

>:3

I swear I get worse and worse at spelling the word notes.

I refuse to correct it though.

I just wanted to give you pure sweetness then break yall hearts completely.

Your welcome.

And yes, drew and Leon are completely friends throughout, not once during this are they dating, friends with benefits, anything.

Also, sheamus needs to shoot his shot. We love sheamus and we love his flirty lil friendship with Leon.

[x-authorship-x]

Now I'm curious though, after anon's crossover ships list I wanna ask: what are YOURS crossover Shisui ships?

Hmmm I have quite the collection but let's just go with a handful that I actively think about (update: I got carried away as per usual)

Shisui/Fili (The Hobbit) Listen. Listen. I adore Fili, the Golden Prince, okay. He has too many knives (never too many) hidden in implausible places, he loves his brother more than even seeing the kingdom he could inherit, he has the BIGGEST baby blues on a grown man (dwarf). Idk how this happens, if Shisui is a reborn as a dwarf who can fucking breathe fire and shit, or if he's a man with these crazy powers or WHAT but it's gotta happen. Can you fucking imagine Susanoo versus Smaug??? EXACTLY. Fili is mischievous but responsible, he is devoted to his younger brother and to his duty, he's skilled and handsome and sweet and he absolutely should've lived and IF THIS ISNT RINGING BELLS FOR SHISUI IDK WHAT TO TELL YA Shisui Dragonslayer (or does he Mangekyou Smaug and get a pet dragon? Even fucking better) is Fili's crown husband I SAID WHAT I SAID

Shisui/Legolas (LotR): Shisui and Legolas jumping around trees and being painfully pretty whilst on an endless hunt? Sign me the FUCK UP

Shisui/Aragorn (LotR) can you see where this is going lol I'm not saying that Aragorn meets Shisui in the wild and they grow close because they're sensitive dark poetry boys with the weight of the world on their shoulders and Aragorn is crowned king and Shisui swears as his knight/court wizard and Aragorn accepts his oaths and holds his chin so tenderly and-

Shisui/Arwen (LotR) OKAY BUT LISTEN I MENTIONED THIS OFF HAND IN THE RED ALLY FIC AND THEN IT DUG IT'S CLAWS IN AND JUST IMAGINE THAT SHISUI IS A BLIND ISTARI AND ARWEN GLOWS WITH SO MUCH LIGHT IN HER SOUL THAT SHISUI CAN ALWAYS FIND HER 🥹 AND THEY RAISE ARAGORN TOGETHER LIKE HEY THATS MY DAD *BADASS BLIND ISTARI* AND MY MUM *THE EVENSTAR ABOUT TO GARROTE THE RING WRAITHS* AND EVERYONE IS LIKE WTF AND THEN SHISUI AND ARWEN ARE SO GENTLY SPOKEN AND CARING AND EVERYONE IS LIKE DAMN ARAGORN IS DEFFO THEIR SON THE KING IS HALF ELF AND HALF WIZARD AND ALL BABE

Shisui/Loki (MCU): we've been here before, run through my Loki tags

Shisui/Peter Parker (MCU): we've touched on this but just... The fluff, being badass and gravity defying and Peter needs more same age allies and also IMAGINE shisui being shown how to actually be a teenager

Thor/Shisui (MCU); see one of my Loki tagged posts about personalities BUT CMON Thor 'i committed atrocities and regret them' meeting Uchiha 'immoral-eyes' Shisui, they are both earnest and slightly misguided and also Loki wouldn't hate him and shisui would blend well with Thor's more straightforward personality, also they could both wear red like nice husbands

Shisui/Matt Murdock (Daredevil): I'm not gonna lie i just love this actor. The blind leading the blind. They are both devastatingly gorgeous and it's unfair. Matt is like "listen... I know I'm bleeding but i need you to stitch me up before you freak out" and Shisui is like "omg are you the one who snapped the legs of those twelve mobsters? Babe 🥺 we could've been doing this together" and Matt is like "....do you want to get married effective immediately" ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Shisui/Bucky (MCU) reconditioning? Reconditioning ❤️ hurt comfort out of time/world badassery all around

Shisui/Nezuko (Demon Slayer) LISTEN. LISTEN. nezuko. ❤️‍🔥👏 Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Shisui/Tanjiro (DS) AGAIN LISTEN TO ME..... Exactly. You've thought about it, you understand, the energy, the desperation, the resolve, the responsibility, the baby boys with hearts of gold and such agonizing faith. You're welcome

Shisui/Rengoku (DS) let me tell you something LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-!!! FIRE. ARSON. GORGEOUS. PASSIONATE. A LITTLE UNHINGED WHEN THE ADRENALINE HITS. GODSPEED

Shisui/Dabi (Bnha) so shisui is definitely a villain. Why? He's not hurting anyone.... Except yes he has killed or driven insane every person to cross him. Whoops. Shinobi morality is iffy as fuck here ("shisui was a pacifist" make canon make sense on your own post pls👋) and I'm not saying that he's fleeing the hero commission and being slandered by the press but that's exactly what I'm saying. Dabi didn't hire him to kill endeavor. No, Natsuo did that. Dabi is just pissed that this bitch keeps popping up and stealing his jobs. Why does he have crazy eyes and green flames? Hasn't he ever heard of brand infringement? Right in front of Dabi's salad??

Shisui/Mirko (Bnha) IF YOU HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT IT YOU HAVEN'T LIVED

[thegeminisage]

4, 5, 6 for choose violence, any fandom, and 23 for spn!

4. what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

oh man it's just anytime someone says some bullshit about ace people. i was friends with two different people on here for years. one bad post and they got blocked with no further communication about it. like it's not hard to be normal about ace people, except apparently it is?? cmon.

5. worst discord server and why

the server i joined right after nov 5. speaking of blocking people i blocked like 90% of those guys because they were just generally so fucking unpleasant to be around. if you can see this while logged in i'm not talking about you, you're wonderful <3 if you're only seeing it because you're logged out you need to find some meaning in your life or something. get well. whatever.

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

(cw inc*st) it's actually the anti-w*ncest people. do they count as shippers? i really hate to start a debate about this on my blog again but like. i'm usually fairly neutral about ship discourse or whatever when it involves two !!! consenting !!! ADULTS !!!, and for the record i don't do w*ncest, but i remember so specifically this trend where people would put "w*ncest shippers dni!" banners on their posts, and then when actual survivors were like "we don't like those banners because it reminds of us of the whole thing multiple times daily and no one tags for them," and everyone continued to use the banners bc it wasn't about protecting survivors, it was about virtue signaling. those people specifically fucking suck. also the people who made a blocklist and had on it people who had shipped it a LITERAL decade ago, as if tastes and personal growth cannot possibly happen in ten years. like i understand that it's well meaning but that is a witch hunt, it's not protecting anyone. please get offline for awhile.

23. ship you’ve unwillingly come around to

awww it's samwena. i still like them better as buds bc i strongly prefer saileen but i have come around to it mostly because of his mommy issues. their goodbye in s15 was something i genuinely enjoyed, i really loved their relationship all the way through and i think it would be hilarious if crowley was crushing on sam only to then have sam fuck his mom <3

[ASK MEME]

[luffythinker]

was looking over the teamup missions and the school briefs cause im starved for Monoma content and i discovered the Kirishima/Monoma tag on here it's #kirimono and while looking through it i have discovered that Kirimono is apparently like KiriBaku in a way and im honestly so down. There were several post that had me by the neck for them and not to forget to mention i was listening to JORDY - Is It Love? and Blonde at the time - Maisie Peters

They are so like break up every 5 minutes for eachother i don't know how to describe it, aggressive make out because they grind eachothers gears in the worse way yet can't keep their hands off eachother long enough to want to be anywhere else.

Someone said "Canonically Kirishima can’t stand Monoma but when we think about it Monoma is basically class b’s Bakugou, who if you remember Kiri actually had to warm up to at first then chose to be his friend. The only thing stopping them from getting along is literally just Monoma’s complex about class a and if they got to know each other I think they’d act get along in that petty boyfriends sorta way."

post by @ mhathotfic

the best part of it was

"They’d pick on each other and flirt via insults but they know the other doesn’t actually mean it in hurtful way."

and

"In conclusion they’d be the couple who can’t stand each other, but they’re disgustingly in love so they make it work."

it's like a complex semi toxic relationship that only they understand whats going on. Like Kirishima is such a sweet heart but when it comes to Monoma he's the devil from the bible hope you get that snapcube joke

They love to antagonize eachother but it's mostly Monoma but i can see them doing this for the longest until Monoma is actually the first to catch feelings for him, he's all i want something from this, like i don't wanna be mean and hateful to this meat head the entire time i actually genuinely have feelings for this beefcake and i wonder what a softer version of us looks and feels like so the antagonizing takes a weird turn and he's not feeling it like he used to one day

THIS IS SO ENEMIES TO LOVERS

Kirishima's confused Monoma is weirdly upset and it's like actually people in a relationship they don't understand. Monoma doesn't have it in him to actually bring up whats wrong with him cause he's kinda like Bakugo in the way that he can't admit his feelings at least to someone in class A of all people so he's just gonna ignore him or try and get him to figure it out himself

Kirishima is not smart enough for this but he uses his one braincell to hunt that petty boy down and demand whats wrong? Did he go too far? did he actually hurt Monoma? What?

Monoma would go on to explain to him whats going on and that he's actually got feelings for him and call him an idiot in a sophisticated manner.

This ship is just news to me man like i don't know whats going on i just got here

At this rate, I will have to rewatch bnha just to fully get every rare pair yall send me

So I didn't remember much of their interactions (I've watched season 1 and 2 like 4 years ago okay!! my memory is not that good), but I watched this short compilation and OKAY I GET THE VISION NOW so let's get into the post itself

I feel like I need to just talk about the songs they mentioned cause i gave it a listen and OMGJKDFKJDF it's so them coded /baby if you thought I was trouble then you're gonna hate what's coming next/ like cmon??

They are that couple that everybody talks about during lunch, they make their fights everybody's business by screaming at each other, but also no one can dare to say anything about them cause they will fight YOU

don't know if anyone here is into tgcf but this ship gives me fengqing in another font

"It's like a complex semi-toxic relationship that only they understand what's going on." you defined it perfectly here, anon!! [and your joke had me giggling for 5 minutes]

I feel like they would have the slowest slow burn ever when it comes to feelings, like sexual tension would be there as in every enemies to lovers, but to any of them to realize and ADMIT their feelings???? yeah… it's giving all years of high school until they confess on the last day during prom [except everybody else thought they were dating already]

I am very intrigued by this ship, pls come back so I can think about them some more, cause, for now, I'm still getting used to it but I'm gonna come up with some ideas!!

p.s.: also I'm very sorry for taking long to reply, weekend was crazy and I had no access to my computer :')

[yourthirdparent]

least favourite mk ships?

oh well this is hard. i'd say i don't really have many ships that i actually Dislike. (yes including Those ones. "oh even the incest and the age gap—" yeah those are included. sorry.)

i think the only ships that really get any sort of negative reaction are particularly wild crackships or pairings that (in my head because i know nothing about the og timeline) seem to come out of nowhere. and also really popular pairings only sometimes? cuz like johnshi and subscorp are fine and i even like them sometimes but like. cmon man if i'm in the liu kang tag on ao3 that's not what i'm looking for. so sometimes i really get frustrated with that being all there is.

really trying to think like Are there any mk pairings that i genuinely hate? like any at all? cuz the most intense reaction i've ever had to seeing an mk ship was a disappointed groan because a fic for it was the only new one in the liu tag. and other than that they only get cocked heads and eyebrow raises.

maybe shao/sindel. just because i hate evil sindel so much.

[cherrycreamsicle]

11, 14, 15, and 24, for clock tower 👀 (i have no idea what clock tower is but you seem to and that's the important part)

Okayaaaa!! I'm gonna include Haunting Grounds to because well. It is a clocktower game to me. Also! Nobody but me gives a shit about clocktower so the fandom is how do you say. Nonexistent. So 👍

11. Number of fandom related words you've got filtered

Only fandom stuff I've filtered is like. Spoilers as I'm going through the games but also i don't think any body has ever posted about clocktower on tumblr in the history of ever. I think the tags are dead actually now that I go and look through them.

14. One thing you see in fics all the time

I'm going to be a bit of a hater here but. Why do people ship fucking. Jennifer with the Scissor Man??? Why?? Actually why is anybody shipping any of these teen girls with the Scissor Man?? Granted there are literally like 20 stories on any given site at any time, most of them abandoned, so the volume of weird shit is gonna be proportionally off but. Like. Cmon man. All of the protags (excluding Fiona) are minors so it's just weird.

15. One thing you see in fanart all the time

Oufh..idk. Usually dark color pallets? The games lend themselves to a darker atmosphere and given that you play as a protag that can't fight and can only hide it makes for good just. Spooky art.

24. Topics that bring up rancid discourse

Oh God. Probably Haunting Grounds just. As a whole. I love it, don't get me wrong. It's just an..interesting entry to the series (though it's more of a spiritual successor than a true CT game). Mostly the horrible awful sexualization of Fiona in that game. Something something using sexual violence against women as a fear thing in horror but also not doing that and just. Making it so painfully clear Fiona is a sex object from the alt outfits to the fact that her in game main outfit has a skirt so sheer you can see her underwear. Good game I love it so much (my fists are clenched and I am grimacing as I say this)

[ranwithscissors]

I keep reading fanfics that assume that the Family Video Steve and Robin work at is always dead and I’m?????? It’s 1986 that place is BUMPIN’ ok home video and rentals almost KILLED the theater industry the same way streaming services are doing now.

That place is only gonna get busier since the NES just came out in the US and video games were considered expensive to own at the time.