#tag: humour

[excelsiorfics]

Mere Mortals

Date: 20 Aug 2023 Author: OhMyStarsAndGarters Rating: General Word Count/Status: 2,082, complete Dynamic: Alex Summers & Hank McCoy, Alex Summers/Hank McCoy Characters: Hank McCoy, Alex Summers, James Proudstar, Piotr Rasputin, Simon Williams Tags: Road Trips, Hotels, Banter, Humour

Summary: What should be a four hour journey from Cambridge, Massachusetts to New York City ends up taking eighteen, thanks to what Hank calls “a symphony of executive dysfunction,” and Alex really doesn’t think it’s a coincidence that he’s looking at him when he says it.

[unrestrainedbalderdash]

Autistic pigeon, doesn't read the social coos

[starleska]

as a cringe selfshipper who's been in fandom for decades and draws nothing but blushy ship art, i feel so seen and so attacked right now 😂💖💖💖

[troythecatfish]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This one is for all my fellow "My gender is 'I have a job and I can't worry about that right now"'. I see you.

(part 1, part 2)

[gwinwe]

humours #2 - antiques

[lucabyte]

hi. fellow homestuck. sif/loop/isa. ashen with isa as auspistice. do you see my vision.

oh buddy its worse than just that i fear

anyway quadrants this quadrants that how about we fucking remember that the vacillation can fall out of lockstep . can we talk about the vacillation for a second can w

(i am forcibly removed from the post)

[electrozeistyking]

These are all over the span of one week. I figured I'd put them in one place instead of posting them like rapid fire.

[excelsiorfics]

Cane

Date: 27 April 2019 Author: braindelete Rating: Not Rated Word Count/Status: 382, completed Dynamic: Don Blake/Tony Stark, Characters: Don Blake, Tony Stark Tags: Secret Identity, Halloween, Fluff, Humour

Summary: Halloween Birthday

[dandelion-roots]

at one point during this trial (can't remember which exactly, but after edgeworth did something to help prolong it/help in general) i swear i saw heart eyes in phoenix's eyes and this scene played out in my head, enjoy

[id in alt]

[toburnup]

let’s go

[his-heart-hymns]

I wish we were pressed flowers on the same page.

-Unknown

Ab ke ham bichhde to shayad kabhi khvabo me mile

jis tarah sukhe hue phuul kitabo me mile.

-Ahmed Faraz

[alowkeyclown]

sure i'll go with u to the haunted ruins wreathed in half memories from your traumatic childhood PLATONICALLY COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY PLATONICALLY OF COURSE IM SO CASUAL ALL OF THE TIME DON'T EVEN WORRY

[k-wame]

L O L W H A T?

[faunandfloraas]

kittens say bye bye 🐾

[tongjaitongjai]

An AU where Merlin is literally a God in Mordred’s eyes. Like, a genuine God.

In this AU Mordred and Merlin’s relationship is not fucked up by prophecy. So, everytime, kindhearted Merlin saved Mordred without hesitation. And Mordred grew up in a Druid camp that reinforced the idea that Emrys was a literal god. So naturally, HE WORSHIPPED MERLIN.

Once Arthur became king and magic was legalised, Mordred came to Camelot to become a knight because that was the best way to serve Emrys.

But when he arrived at Camelot, he struggled to comprehend the fact that Merlin was… human???? A very clumsy one, in fact. The rest of Camelot, though might know about Merlin magic, did not know how great ‘Emrys’ actually was so they were just confused, concerned, and/or entertained by Mordred’s ‘crush’ on Merlin.

He would stare at Merlin the entire first meal they had together, and people would be like: awww, Sir Mordred is crushing on Merlin so hard!!

Mordred: Emrys??eats??food?Food??Is ?eaten?by? Emrys?emrys?consumes?meal????

Or when he saw Merlin tripped on the training field

Mordred: i think the area is cursed. Strongly cursed.

Leon: what—

Mordred: THEN WHY ELSE WOULD EMRYS TRIPPED?????

Arthur: So, how have you adjusted to life in Camelot so far? Is there anything that is bothering yo—

Mordred: Merlin

Arthur: what did my stupid manserva- I mean Court Sorcerer do-

Mordred: I saw him drank water today

Arthur:

Mordred: He just drinks water????? From glass?????? Like?? He drank?? Water???? You know??? Literal water????????????? For drinking???HE??needs??water?to??live?why??

Morgana: why did I saw Mordred ran out of the meeting room screaming that you guys are trying to ‘Destroy his faith in his religion’. You knights better not bully him because he is a druid and has magic—

Gwaine: I told him Merlin is not here because he needs to take a shit.

Lancelot: Hey, Mordred, I noticed that Merlin has not received the note I asked you to deliver to him yet.

Mordred: But I already send it to him?

Lancelot:

Lancelot: Tell me how

Mordred: I burned it at the altar

Lancelot: what altar—

Mordred: and pray to him, as one should???

Merlin: WHY IS THERE SOMEONE SCREAMING IN MY HEAD THAT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MEETING TOMORROW AT NOON!?

Or when they went on a long mission or hunting and Merlin, out of his old habit, made food for the knights

Mordred: ‘this is the most excellent food ever had bestowed on me, I shall never forget about this Emrys. I will pray to you even harder. I am the luckiest Druid to ever live—- ‘

Percival: … is the stew that good?

part 1| part 2 | part 3