#taffy the love monkey

[hotvintagepoll]

Okay, but now I must know your opinions on Putt-Putt games! (Gotta disagree with you. Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon is clearly the Best of them all)

i haven't played all the games (including Goes to the Moon, sadly), but here are my unfiltered reviews for all the ones I have played!

Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo: a classic. a slowburn. the same every time but that adds to its aura of stability, the old world, a pocket out of time undisturbed. also there are cheese puffs and you can have putt-putt eat them over and over if you don’t care much about saving the elephant

Putt-Putt Travels Through Time: more hectic, meandering, a loop in a loop: the clues ever spiraling outward, the chaos of time unlocked vying with old prospector stereotypes and a deeply inaccurate Middle Ages. a singing hourglass asks putt-putt to resolve reality and he responds “and my homework?” Notable for its wagon wheel fruit snacks (edible if you want to sacrifice the entire old west portion and shoot your gameplay in the foot) and the talking floating lipstick wearing car i had a crush on as a 4 year old.

Putt-Putt Enters the Race: a!!! banger!!!!! yes you get stuck in the vegetable garden too long. yes you wonder why Outback Al, a supposed zoologist, doesn’t know what a baby yak eats. but there’s a cat stuck in a tree and a dog with buried treasure and sometimes the shed is on fire! this is riveting domestic drama and the cherry on top is the number of milkshakes one can order. (a lot.)

Freddi Fish and the Stolen Conch Shell: the most perfect of the freddi games in my opinion for channeling noir coral reef aesthetics into a chiming, dark-hue’d mystery. shady characters galore (also a monkey). an intense climax with true stakes. a squid with a cabaret act. freddi peaks. (the seaweed looks soooo edible.)

Freddi Fish and the Hogfish Rustlers: ok this one kinda beefs it ngl. yes there’s an old timey bar yes you can order a root bear soda. but the vibes? the QUEST? the menace of the deep? lacking. there is one cool part where you can intentionally drown a ship, but otherwise the aesthetic is too brown to really go full High Noon.

Freddi Fish and the Case of the Creature of Coral Cove: the character design in this suuuuucks I couldn’t tell you why I just hate all of them. BUT there is a taffy machine and I love the finale of running around the house flipping open secret doors and bribing dogs, so I give it points for that.

Freddi Fish and Maze Madness: aptly named because this game has been driving me insane for years. I played it last week and I’m still stuck on level 31. what the fuck. humongous entertainment said let’s make a game for 8 year olds so we can really let those little suckers know they ain’t shit because this thing is impossible

[quitealotofsodapop]

In honor of Halloween, which character(s) of LMK gets super extra about Halloween? Like the go all out, which decorations, elaborate costumes, and the like? Also, if a character would dress up for Halloween what they dress up as? I feel for some reason that Mei, or Red Son or both, would legitimately prank houses that don't give out candy, or give something dumb like toothbrushes, and go all out like their live or family honor depended on it.

Oh gosh both of the Monkey dads are terrible influences. Wukong hears "free candy" and he's pretending to be a child in a costume. Even worse in the Au since he demands "dad tax" for chaperone the kids, or might just pull a "dad outfit" for his own snacks. Probably the only one who actually likes getting fruit.

Macaque is super into the costume aspect, so he's up all night making custom outfits for the kiddos to wear. Stuff with practical effects that leave all the other kid's costumes in the dust. Bai He asked once for help choosing a witches' outfit, and Mac had to be talked down from giving her an actual enchanted broomstick.

MK is a sweet-fiend all throughout the halloween season. Gets really sad when all the halloween stock gets cleared out for xmas stuff. Was ok to stop trick-or-treating around the time he was old enough to chaperone the Eclipse Twins - still gets given candy sometimes by people who think he's just a tall teenager.

Mei and Red have a battle strategy for each place they hit up. A pre-game map of each available door since its harder to trick or treat in high-density areas. They negoiate homes that give out "bad candy" with good faith (dentists or old people) vs homes that are clearly just not in the spirit. Red misunderstands the level of "trick" at times, so Mei has to reel him back from breaking windows. Their "calling card" trick is a little graffiti of a dragon done in sugar syrup on the "bad houses" doors and/or walls. Their family honor is on the line if they dont' at least send a message.

Pigsy probably would close the shop for the night if not for little kids and their parents dropping by the shop for treats/dinner. He's gotten "too old" for the holiday and candy, but he still his a trick left up his sleeve. Probably helped Mei and red organise their first Big Prank.

Tang is deep into the horror media and telling the kids all the spookiest folklore stories. Probably even does a special reading corner event at the library to get his crypt-keeper vibe going.

Sandy loves the childhood aspect of halloween, but the gory stuff makes him quesy. And loud poppers/fireworks scares his cats. He'd probably stay indoors most of the time, but is happy to give out candy - most likely saltwater taffy.

The spider gang and the gold-silver twins, as you can imagine, are all running about having a terrific night of mischief and partying. Halloween is a BIG event in the demon world despite it's foreign influence. It's a night for cutting loose and letting your more trickster side out.

[cloudy-osc]

THE VOTES ARE IN! TIME TO INTRODUCE WINTER AND SPRINGS TWO OTHER SISTERS! but this will be a loooong one because this needs contex.

First we have Autumn!

Shes 13 years old and has a robotic eye...let me explain.When she was five she was snooping inside her parents lab. She accidentally pushed a button that set off a lazer that shot her in her left eye. When her parents saw this they did the only thing they could do. Make her a cyborg. Around this time her mother was pregnant with winter wich gave them the idea of doing this to all of there future kids. Unfortunately for them winter was completely healthy and it would look suspicious to do that for no reason so instead they made spring 3 months later there first full robot child.

But enough of that this is about autumn. Shes the typical angsty teen. She used to be a kids next door operative (numbah 4.10) and is currently a fugitive. She doseint really like the other teenagers (like chad cree ect) and is seen as the weird girl.

She loves Halloween and goes ALL OUT. Its the one time a year that she generally smiles the most. She always dresses up even though the other kids say its for babys.

She actually has a decent relationship with her parents. Like sure she acts out but she idolizes her parents. Her mentality is "they saved my life they cant be evil" and to that i say...ha

Every fall she drinks around 3 pumpkin spiced lattes a day...she has a problem.

And that gose for anything with pumkins or cinnamon.

Her favorite cereal is cinnamon toasts crunch

She loves rock music and as you can see she loves gothic fashion.

She dyes her roots 3 times a month.

She hates hot weather

Ok next is summer!

This is summer shes 5 and shes also a robot.

Ok so basically once spring was made impatiently they starting to design summer. When winter and spring were four summer was built. She was also made to be what spring couldn't and to fix any bugs they had on spring. Like for example spring constantly glitches (she calls it a stutter) but summer dose not. Spring isint water proof summer is you get the idea.

Speaking of water summer loves to swim. She swims like a fish! She loves going to the pool,beach and has a great connection with sea creatures.

Shes training to be a knd operative.

Her eyes were a mistake. They were supposed to be blue but they used the wrong color. She thinks its cool though.

She love drinking coconut water!

She has a collection of the beach/ocean themed rainbow monkeys and there her prized possessions.

She has a raspy voice

She loves hanging out with her sisters and there friends.

Fun fact autumn babysits her all the time. She also babysits the rest of sector n/d (plus julia sometimes but only when shes hanging out with Aubrey)

She loves anything with sea salt (chips cant ect) and her favorite candy is taffy

I think thats it for now feel free to ask anything about them!

[anonthatwantsyoursoul]

Ok so she goes down, sees the wall is bricks, tea kettle noise and then now

Coraline: It was incredible real mom! Only you weren't really you, you were my other mother!

Mom: buttons for eyes, huh? You only dreamed you ate all that chicken, take your multivitamin, at least.

Coraline: you were in the dream too dad, you had wild looking pajamas and orange monkey slippers.

Dad: haha orange? My monkey slippers are blue, and psst, can you get me some of that magic (something), I have a terrible case of writers rash, on my- (your disgusting you freak)

Mom: eh hem. If the real Charlie Jones(ohh that's his name) wants his pages edited he better wrap them up asap.

Mom: Coraline, why don't you go downstairs (I forgot something about telling the lesbians) I'm sure they'd love to hear your dream.

Coraline: Ms. Spink and Ms. Forceable (help what's there names), but you said they're dingbats!

Mom: mhm (asshole).

Time skip she went outside

Coraline: Bobinsky, (what's his name spelled??) Bobinsky, Bobinsky... *Sniffs packages* EHEGH pew e.

She goes up the stairs (reverse Mari moment)

Coraline: Hello? I think our mail got mixed up! Should I leave it outside or...? AH

Time skip ish

Bobinsky: SECRET, famous jumping mouse circuit not ready! Little girl..

Coraline: (idk what) oh, I brought this for you!

Bobinsky: lovyseel (the fuck does he say here)

Coraline: huh? (Same girl)

Bobinsky: Very clever, using this mix up to sneak my whole on the peekabooshkas (ok I know he's Russian but I'm pretty sure that's not a word)

Coraline: booshkas?

Bobinsky: The mice!

Coraline: oh sorry

Uh I don't really remember what happens

Bobinsky: here, have beet, make you strong, das vadanya (I can't spell :() Caroline.

Coraline: It's, CORaline.

Time skip

Bobinsky (help I have no idea what he says here so I'm so sorry for what your about to read): VATASHEEHEYY

Coraline: NO!

Bobinsky: The mice, they asked me to give you a message.

Coraline: The... Jumping mice?

Bobinsky: they are saying *bombastic side eye* "do not go through little door", do you know such a thing?

Coraline: the one behind the wallpaper? But.. it's all bricked up.

Bobinsky: ah, so sorry, sometimes the mice are a little mixed up.

Bobinsky: I mean, they even get your name wrong, they call you "Coraline" instead of "Caroline", not Caroline at all! Maybe I'm working them too hard..

Time skip (I don't remember what comes after this I need to replay the whole part in my head since they don't speak for so long during this part)

Coraline: AHH

Ms. spink: (what doss she say here) Sis you fernal yapping (WHAT??? HUH???)

Ms. Spink: Well how nice to see you Caroline, would you like to come in? We're playing cards.

Coraline: Still Coraline, Ms. Spink.

Ms. Spink: Miriam! Put the kettle on!

(I'm just gonna call them April and Miriam from now on because it's annoying having to put a period every time I say her name)

(ok I also don't know what she says here so be prepared for incoherency)

Miriam: April, akalohithwallo

April: It's the new neighbor, Miriam, Caroline. She'll be having the oolong tea.

Miriam: No, I'm sure she'd prefer jasmine.

April: No, oolong.

Miriam: Jasmine it is then!

Timeskip

Coraline: Are those dogs.. real?

April: Ah, sweet departed angels, couldn't bear to part with them, so we had them stuffed.

Miriam: Go on, it's hand pulled taffy from Brighton, best in the world *poses*.

April: oh and that's drops cousin twice removed. I'll read them if you'd like.

Coraline: Read what?

April: Oh your tea leaves, dear. They'll tell me your future.

April: drink up then go on. No! Not all of it, that's right, now hand it over.

(I don't really remember what she says)

April: you are in terrible, terrible danger.

Miriam: Give me that cap April! Your eyes are going.

April: My eyes? You're blind as a bat!

Miriam: Now let's see here, oh, it's good news, there's a, tall handsome beast in your future.

Coraline: A what?!

April: Miriam, oh really, you're holding it wrong! See, danger.

Coraline: What do you see?

April: I see a very peculiar hand.

Miriam: Well I see a giraffe.

April: Giraffes don't just fall from the sky Miriam!

Everyone: AAH

Coraline: well, what should I do?

April: Never wear green in your dressing room.

Miriam: Aquire a very tall stepladder.

April: and be very, very carefu- AGGYG *falls*

April: Now, was there something you came to tell us?

Coraline: No, I guess not.

Timeskip

Coraline: Great! The village stalker!

Wybie: I-I wasn't stalking you, we were hunting banana slugs!

Coraline: What do you mean "we"? (Pronouns amr 🙄)

Coraline: Ha! Your cats not wild! He's a wusspuss!

Wybie: Hey! He hates to get his feet wet, jeez.

Coraline: wusspuss~

Ok I think I'll continue this in a bit so yeah

[gaydinosaurbananamilkcarton]

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++ Socials: I have Twitter and Pinterest but who the fuck wants to follow someone on Pinterest? My username on Twitter is @narkahticks

++ Rules: (that will probably be ignored cause I do it all the time) If you're racist, homophobic, misogynistic, transphobic, basically if you're a piece of shit don't try to talk to me. I don't really give a fuck if you follow me or not.

++ Interests/More info/Brain Dump: Anime: Demon Slayer and Naruto. My face characters are Inosuke and Shinobu. I hate Tanjiro and zenitsu, and have a love hate relationship with sanemi and obanai. I hate obamitsu. Naruto: I like Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Ino, Guy, Neji, and Obito. I hate naruto. I spend most of my time reading, I'm in varsity marching band (trombone/baritone), I play electric guitar, I like science (specifically physics), I fucking hate drawing, math, chemistry, and the Beatles, I love music and I will make a career out of it one day (honestly I should've been started cause I do have the talent), I hate school, but my favorite subjects are physics and history. I listen to jazz, rock music, and pop (kpop counts obviously), my favorite bands include AC/DC, Paramore, Deftones, Limp Bizkit, Evanescence, Pantera, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, Pierce the veil, Black Beil Brides, Bring Me The Horizon, Bon Jovi, the who, cream, and some others that I'm too lazy to type out.My favorite guitarist of all time is Angus young, Malcolm young, and Stevie Ray Vaughan. My favorite kpop group is SHINee, my favorite musician of all time is Frank Sinatra, and my favorite songs of all time are: dancing in the dark by Bruce Springsteen, and Sweet home Alabama, in the mood, come fly with me, love ballad, get ready, dream lover and runaround sue, and won't get fooled again. My favorite song to play in marching band is currently candy rain, fire, and neck. I want to go to the air force one day (maybe when I get tired of music and I'm in need of a break), My favorite colors are red, black, and orange. I fucking hate yellow. My favorite dancer is Bobby Brown, I love dinosaurs. My favorite is a triceratops, a T rex, or a brachiosaurus. I love to fight but hate the attention, I also want to start my own circus. I love fast cars and motorcycles (I also love working on them), I love to argue, and I tend to have very different opinions on things, I like to build things. I want to go to MIT for physics, mechatronics, politics, and bioengineering. My favorite holiday is Christmas. My least favorites are thanksgiving and new years. I like to dance and tap dance. My favorite guitar is the gibson sg. My favorite rhythm guitarists are Malcolm young and James Hetfield. My favorite guitar strings are the d addario pro steels. My favorite drink is orange kool aid or banana milk. I don't like chocolate. My favorite food is candy. I only like grape taffy or gummies. My favorite book is poison study by Maria V Snyder, or five little monkeys bake a cake.

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The song and the samples.

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Eurobeat mixtapes: Personal favorites - That's Eurobeat 1

Michael Fortunati - Give Me Up (Dance Mix)

Ken Laszlo - Tonight (Remix)

Seventh Avenue - Love's Gone Mad (Peter Slaghuis Euro Mix)

Michael Prince - Dance Your Love Away (Disco Vocal Mix)

Magazine 60 - Don Quichotte (Extended Version)

Sinitta - So Macho (Extended Dance Mix)

Fancy - Bolero (Hold Me in Your Arms Again)

Grant Miller - Colder Than Ice

Mark Jefferis - Born to Be Alive (Extended)

Taffy - I Love My Radio (DJ Edit No. 2)

Tasha - Don't Let Go (Extended)

Aleph - Fire on the Moon (Extended)

Laban - Love in Siberia (Extended)

The Blue August Project - Oxygen (Extended Dance Version)

Argentina - Baby Don't You Break (My Heart) (Dance Version)

Man Parrish - Brown Sugar (Extended)

Carol Hitchcock - Get Ready (Earth to Moonbase Mix)

Fun Fun - Baila Bolero (7" Radio Mix)

Body Heat - Tonight (We've Got the Night) (Club Mix)

Preset - Monkey Shop (Shop Mix)

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[w3bkinz]

taffy & leon being best friends! <33

[haunted-xander]

Page of Loof!

[sleepysheepytea]

We need a tickle song playlist! Wait, wait, hear me out! Listen to the Wander over Yonder theme song and close your eyes and imagine a chaotic tickle/chase scene — 🙈💕 I need like an entire playlist of songs like this rn! Let’s collaborate and make one!

1. Wander over Yonder theme song

2. Can Can

3. Monkeys spinning monkeys - I feel like this one is the discovery of someone being ticklish, or the playfully annoying someone into tickling you

:D

Ooo wait that's so creative! I think there's a few I might be able to add~

4. Laffy Taffies from the Wreck it Ralph soundtrack (probably just like the middle part)

5. One Minute to Win It also from the Wreck it Ralph soundtrack sdf

6. The Laughter Song from My Little Pony (I should probably look for an instrumental version of that cuz that's what makes me think of tks fjkg)

7. Unity by TheFatRat

8. Bumble bee by Bambee (rly just the chorus skjdf)

9. I Love You by OMFG

10. Cutie cutie by fusq

omigosh this is actually super fun! if anyone else would like to add some pls do!!

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

hmmmm i’ll pass it 

fail = the people who think they’re disgusting lol

☕️opinions on......banana laffy taffy

this is a test 😤 /j

honestly im real neutral on it. certainly not a favorite, it's a little meh, but i don't mind having one sometimes. i always preferred strawberry as kid

[nochiquinn]

campaign 3 episode 32: braeuch

UGH twitch won't let me re-sub with prime until the 29th bc I missed the ONE DAY it was available

I have adhd, this is ableist

liam stop that

I always picture the aunt from coraline chiseling at the taffy bowl

letters is an scp

no dis a ssem ble

I've been making arcane gifs, so: sevika

cyborg ladies >

ah. family trauma.

"it was old" impossibly old. old as balls.

fcg whispers!

WhisperCam

orym

matt using this as an excuse to get a drink

"hold me"

Bad Cop

"we're level 7 and I wanna use it"

the way he paused after "it's been a while"

[sprays fcg with a water bottle] you! have! autonomy!

you are an AUTOMATON it is IN THE NAME kind of

this all hurts

laura inevitably giggling at "pussy"

not looking forward to "dancer is an irredeemable villain" takes

she's just. kind of a not-great person who is also facing probably the most traumatic event of their life? I wouldn't be at my kindest either

fcg :(

"you always do better when you talk" put me in the ground

weird steam-powered giraffe subunit

"you're always asking for more shopping"

somebody in chat said fcg makes the usb device noise when he swaps arm extensions and now it's all I can hear

it is now safe to remove your buzzsaw

travis did not prepare for this information

YES AND, BITCH

(I'm gonna have to hunt that down and make a gif)

"we're fucking at joe's?" "joe wants to fuck me?"

liam

"I didn't mean it like that" "yeah no sure you didn't"

this is how they get taken off twitch

"SAM. what's WRONG WITH YOU."

liam

…so he's rearranging fcg's guts

"only one thing looks purple in the whole world" the fandom trying to connect everything together

WOW

"delilaaaaah, make yourself usefuuuuul you stupid biiiitch"

she did not

sigrun's rune scars

(please read edda-earth)

I got distracted by tiktok (title of my autobiography) (that I didn't finish) (guess why)

the KAREN CULLING

"you cannot say words"

"where the FUCK is aeor"

"unchosen bits" folk pop band name

god time GOD TIME

does fcg become a changebringer cleric bc that would be cool

"guns for tiny monkey hands" is unchosen bits' debut album

"black powder" I miss viktor

love that ashley has a little mister prop now

ashon is that guy who flung the walmart pallet one-handed

is laudna's arm weaker at the elbow or at the shoulder

I have processed Nothing why are we stressed

fearne

they're gonna know

I always feel bad zoning out bc like. this is not much of a reaction post if I don't fucking pay attention to react

…..wooden hats

the faun can detect magic! I didn't know she knew how to do THAT.

cerberus assembly is the new uko'toa (uko'toa)

"everybody knows spartans don't exist!"

"we need someone fast" "and furious" "I could go" "you're neither of those things"

"I've heard people say 'brewch'" "they were wrong"

taliesin why was that so menacing

they are single-handedly going to change the popular pronunciation of the word "brooch"

travis

life is short, do something to a bagel

"first branch of a very big tree" [squints]

"be the best broken thing you can be"

newly refurbished chamber that was once bad

chetney why are you so HORNY

[musubiki]

Queen, you are so big brain, ugh I love your mind.....🥺🥺🥺 Catears and Mochi are otp....

Does Lime ever feel like he might get caught if he shows too much concern or worry for Mochi to where she is just like, "bro??? Who are you and why do you care."

And there is that cute...angry confession scene...ugh sorry for all the asks, I just love your ocs so much and your taste in troupes is what I adore and live for.

waah thank you!!! im super duper happy when people ask about my ocs cuz i can talk about them a lot!! 😭😭

and HE DOES!! sometimes she calls him out on “why do you give a shit? why not just try to kill me like everyone else?” and he has to pause and remind himself oh shit, shes right once again, gotta be more cold. but its HARD FOR HIM!!! CUZ HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AND HES SO CONCERNED ABOUT HER SAFETY ITS DIFFICULT TO JUST TRY TO TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!

and actually...theres not!! he never willingly tells her. its more like a scene where somehow, someone reveals mochis identity as the cat witch to the WHOLE Underground. and shes up shits creek with a small paddle, surrounded in an unfamiliar realm with hundreds of magical beings ALL TRAINED FIGHTERS who now want her dead, and limes not there (or at least not to her knowledge), and when the big fight starts, cat-ears defends her. at first shes like why?? but what the hell its an extra pair of hands so she doesnt waste time questioning it!! only when the situation gets really dire, that he pulls out the thunderbat to fight and shes like. wait. 

because either 1) he somehow mimicked the thunderbat, stole it from lime, or somehow had an identical weapon, or 2) this IS lime. and the dots just slowly connect in her head regarding how he acted towards her and all the excuses he made not to come with her to the Underground. anyway, lime with the thunderbat is damn near unstoppable (especially with taffy there for the water + electricity duo, which he is), so they make it out of there fine!!! 

but post-fight, lime is yelling at taffy and coco (still disguised as cat-ears), shouting something about doing a better job protecting their witch, and coco shouts back something snarky about how she cant believe he did this blah blah blah, meanwhile mochi is standing there listening in silence. finally taffy clears his throat LOUDLY and kind of nod nods toward mochi, hint hint, shes standing right there. coco does that meme of the monkey doll looking away and backs up. this aint her problem no more, limes on his own. 

so they stand in silence for a bit, and mochi just softly says “...lime?” and hes ALSO quiet for a bit, and through that aforementioned scratchy coarse fucked up voice he has as cat-ears he says “hi moch.”

and then she SLAPS him again sending his helmet spinning, and of course his reaction is “OW HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!” and he rips his helmet off, and for some reason seeing his FACE, confirmed, for real under there, she SLAPS HIM AGAIN!!! its a lot of (i cant believe he LIED TO ME and ACTED SO COLD TO ME and was DOING ALL THIS DANGEROUS STUFF BEHIND MY BACK) and she lowkey had big crocodile tears swelling up, stomps off quietly, and lime goes  after her with the whole “wait WAIT MOCHI I CAN EXPLAIN-”, also yelling back at taffy and coco to clean up the big mess they left behind (and by clean up i mean go take mochis hundreds of memory spell tags and wipe the memories of everyone down there to keep mochis identity hidden)

LONG POST THAT I PROBABLY TALKED A LOT ABOUT BEFORE A FEW TIMES BUT I LIKE THIS SCENE IN PARTICULAR!!!!!!!

[writers-worst-nightmare]

first date with the BNHA boys

A/N: So I was checking my post and saw how much the headcanon blew up like 👁👄👁 so I chose to give y'all simps even more juice! I hope you enjoy :)

Shoto Todoroki:

Honestly he wouldn't have much experience with relationships so being the gentleman that he is he asked Midoriya

Midoriya sat there like

"What about you go on a date with them?"

Todoroki sat there so confused

He ended up going on google and saying what a date was

You ended up popping in your head with your lovely boyfriend's dorm and you saw Todoroki just sitting there so confused

“What’s a date y/n?”

You can't help but laugh

You end up explaining what a date is and that you will take him out tomorrow

fast-forward to next day you take him to the park since he didn't have much of a childhood

Todoroki stands there so shocked

He denied that he wanted to go to the park but once you left to use the restroom he was off

When you came back you started to panic

"Where is my child?"

That would best summerize what was going through your head at the time

Eventually you found him surrounded by a bunch of little kids

They loooed like a cult honestly and you where already considered for his wel being you didn't need some kids sacrificing him

But when you asked him what he was doing he just shrugged his shoulders

"They kind of iust...dragged me here..."

He looked so confused and your heart just squeezed

You went on the blue bench (like a Mom) and watched as he spent more time with the kids then he did with you

He once went on the monkey bars and pretended to be very weak so the kids could "help" him

When the date was done you had to DRAG this man away from the sea of tiny five year olds

A lot of the parents where saying how much Shoto made their children's day

If only they knew

But he would kiss your cheek and thank you for the wonderful time he had

10000/10

Kirishima Eijro:

he would be so romantic

Like he would give you some flowers and take you to the beach

Like Todoroki I can imagine him being so childish

Just like building a sand castle

One time he dragged you into the freezing cold ocean so...

You didn't like that very well

Once you got out of the water you began to chase him

Kirishima would like be talking to his new friend (which he found very quickly) and then jus turn his head and see you running

He's like 🏃💨

The friend is staring at him and then he realizes and it like

"OOOOHHH"

since he obviously told his new friend about you

Once you threw tackled Eijrou to the ground

"Let's go to the boardwalk!"

Kirishima (obviously) accepts but he has like zero idea what the boardwalk is

He gets kind of pouty when he leaves the ocean

"But my shark friends!!"

"For the last time Eijirou you are not friends with the sharks!"

he got happier once you gave him some salt water taffy

So the salt water taffy was the main date and the beach

9/10 because he almost drowned you

A/N: if you want to you can suggest anything you want to because I am lazy and can't come up with any ideas 😪

[shadowofthelamp]

Right

Happy twentieth anniversary, Invader Zim. I can never fully express how much you’ve meant to me, though in the past I’ve tried, but I wrote something anyway. Dib and Zim muse on how things are. AIPverse.

Wordcount: 825

Warnings: None

“Hmm.”

Zim looked up at Dib, leaning against the frame of the door to Twix’s bedroom with a look on his face that the irken couldn’t quite decipher.

“What are you hmming about?” His hand idly brushed over Twix’s hair, fingers catching in a knot before he gingerly untangled it. She was breathing steadily after the incident with the organ-swapper earlier that afternoon, and she was a strong smeet, she would be fine come morning. He couldn’t believe that she was thirteen- by human standards, she was heading into adulthood now. Already she was beginning to stretch like taffy and had outgrown him by an inch.

“It’s been twenty years.”

“Twenty years?” Zim’s head tilted to the side, antenna twitching when Dib nodded back to the hallway. The comforter shifted slightly as Zim stood up, Twix curling up in her sleep at the loss of weight on the end of her mattress.

Zim followed Dib out to the hallway, the door sliding shut behind them before Dib spoke. “Twenty years since you first landed.”

“Oh. Oh!” Zim nodded. “Yes, it was right around now.”

“I had been waiting for months. Had half-given up hope, honestly- maybe we’d been missed somehow, or the invasion had landed in China or Australia or something. But no, you waltzed right into homeroom and changed everything.” Dib tapped Zim’s forehead, and Zim nodded up at him, looking smug.

“If I hadn’t, we wouldn’t be here, now would we, Dib-monkey?”

Dib grinned at the old name. “No, we wouldn’t. Who knows where I’d be- either trying to mount a resistance against the irkens if you’d succeeded or miserably stuck in some dead-end job, wishing for more.”

“Definitely the first one,” Zim decided. “You’d deserve no worse. I would be off conquering my twentieth planet, raking in the accolades for my bravery and intellect.”

“Maybe, maybe,” Dib said, glancing back at the door. “All things considered, though... I think things ended up pretty good.”

“Hm? Yes, yes they have!” Zim nodded. “While I certainly would enjoy having praise heaped on me from every direction, having you and Twix has been... good.” He faltered a little. “No, good doesn’t seem to be the right word. What would it be?”

“I’m not sure.” Dib crossed his arms, eyes looking at the door but mind clearly a million miles away. “I can’t imagine what I’d think if I could tell my twelve-year-old self what was going to happen.”

“He’d insist on locking himself up in the crazy house!” Zim smirked, nudging Dib. “Of course, if I could tell myself, he would assume it was a trick and try to kill me.”

“Oh, for sure,” Dib agreed, idly fussing with his wedding band. “We were really, really good at hating each other back then, it wouldn’t end well no matter how it went down. But I’m glad things went down the way that they did. I loved hating you, it gave me a purpose.”

“I hated hating you, you were nothing but a thorn in my side,” Zim said, making a shooing motion.

“Says the guy who went into a junk-binge and gained twenty pounds of depression weight when I stopped paying attention to you for a month,” Dib raised an eyebrow.

“That wasn’t just because of you! Only mostly!” Zim protested, before realizing what he’d said and looking away, purple starting to dot his cheeks. Dib crouched down, setting a finger under Zim’s chin to turn his face back towards his now that they were the same height.

“I just wanted to say that I love you, Zim. I’m glad we’ve been on this whole crazy ride together. Enemies to friends to boyfriends to parents to husbands... there’s been a lot of awful shit and it’s gotten hard sometimes, but I’m glad that you were always there no matter what we were to each other. I wouldn’t want it any other way.”

Zim stared at him for a moment before another grin spread across his face, wider than before. “I love you too, Dib-mate. You’re the only human that rises above the slop on this bucket of sludge, but you and Twix make it worth it. You were a worthy opponent even from smeethood, and you’re a very good husband now.” He grabbed the sides of Dib’s head to pull him into a kiss, ring pressed against him under his glove and antennae happily rubbing against Dib’s hair while chirps erupted in a frenzy from his middle. Dib laughed into the kiss, lips buzzing before Zim started nibbling the lower one.

It was electric and familiar and comfortable and exciting all at once, and only ended when the Computer told them to at least head back to their room where he could turn the camera off so he didn’t have to watch.

On the way there, Zim decided that the proper word was ‘right’. Perhaps not perfect, definitely not expected, but all of this was... right.

[worldsfastestcrouton]

z4 for ALL of your dnd characters 👀

Holy crap! Ok, this'll take a minute. I already did Ida so I'll just do....everyone else. I am also going to try and suppress my normal "that's a bad pet tho" impulses and just list what they would actually want, realistic or no

Z4. what’s their dream pet?

Brynn: Probably something like an Irish Wolfhound. Just a big ol' dog.

Ezra: I can see Ezra having pigs. I feel like he'd be the person that just had pigs wandering around his house.

Cormac: He has his wildfire spirit? I'm not sure if an eye-eye counts, but he's happy with it

Neezles: A Capybara.

Emery: I think they'd be happy with just about anything, but they really like dogs

Vivian:

Enoch: A crow, 100%

Colette: She's very much a cat person. Good for ships, good in general

Ambrosia: They'd absolutely want a peacock. If they'd want it so much once they realized the care it required is another matter

Mistral: I can see her having snakes. Maybe an albino ball python, or something similar

Agave: The easy answer for her would be fish, but I think she'd actually like a large monitor lizard, or a tegu

Taffy: A parrot, probably. A macaw, or something similar. They'd teach it to repeat things they say so they don't have to worry about people being able to hear them

Khela: She really likes colorful fish. She'd probably have a whole aquarium, if she could

Rii: I think she'd like ferrets. Just a whole flock of the little fuzzy noodles, following her around

Everything Bagel: Alligator

Sojourn: She would love to have a horse #horsegirl

Dante: They'd want one of those teeny little monkeys, for crime reasons

Lyora: I can see her having a guinea pig that she carried around in one of those baby harnesses you strap to your chest

[barbasbodaciousbeard]

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, LET THEM GO: PART 9

Summary: Since starting with SVU, Sonny hadn’t kept much terribly close to the chest. The squad knew about his family, growing up on Staten Island, the classes at Fordham. What was hidden was why he didn’t date. Sonny Carisi was also separated from his childhood sweetheart, a separation neither ever took to divorce. They had the same haunts. They’d grown up neighbors. Their paths crossed every few months, and divorce talks would turn into reminiscing would turn into a night spent together, sometimes sex sometimes just talking until the early morning. It always ended with one of them waking up alone however. How will that change when the squad finds out?

Pairings: Sonny Carisi x Original Character

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8

A/N: Ayyy, they’re in New Orleans, a place I know well enough to write about.

November 2015

“Tor, where are you draggin’ me?” Sonny laughed, hand in Victoria’s as they made their way through Jackson Square. It was almost eerie past midnight.

“You said you were hungry! We’re a block away from something I think you’ll like.”

“Doll, we’re in New Orleans. We’re always a block from something I’ll like.” What he liked was seeing her so in her element. The city had a soul more like hers, and seeing her pull him through the streets made him feel like he was a teenager with a crush again instead of a man celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his wife. They’d just dropped their bags in the hotel after their flight. She’d found them a place steps from Jackson Square and St. Louis Cathedral, and in the night, her cheeks were flushed pink from the wind coming off of the Mississippi River and excitement. 

“There’s no line at Cafe du Monde at one in the morning,” she grinned, giving an exaggerated flourish. “Louisiana zeppoli sound good? Beignets.”

“You get me.” They sat at the little metal table, and he looked out at the empty square. When they’d come so long ago, her mother had gotten a friend to lend her their apartment, and the pair had taken the trolley to the zoo or aquarium or museum during the day. This trip, he was excited to go to bars and hear live music and have cocktails. Come back to a hotel where they could order room service. He was determined to make another trip to the zoo as well. The pictures from before showed two lanky teenagers pretending they didn’t like each other. Now they’d been together a decade plus.

“You got a little messy,” she grinned, Sonny having exhaled at the wrong time. Powdered sugar was everywhere, but the broad smile as he ate was perfect. Victoria took a picture of Sonny with his crinkled eyes and dimpled grin, covered in powdered sugar with a beignet in front of him. He polished it off, paying before he leaned to kiss her as she laughed. He tasted like airport coffee, pastry, and sugar as he pulled her close on the street outside.

“You know, it’s officially the second now. You’re thirty!”

“I guess I am,” he chuckled, kissing her again.

“Happy birthday, cher. I guess you oughta get me back to the hotel so we can celebrate…” His goofy grin turned wicked as he pulled her down St. Ann’s Street to the hotel, scooping her up bridal style when they got to their hallway. Victoria squealed, slipping the key from her bag to unlock the door for him and he kicked it closed behind them. He woke with her wrapped around him and sun from the courtyard filtering in. Thirty was going to be much better, he could already tell. When she woke, she felt his fingers tracing her spine, and she curled closer into him. 

“Mornin’ handsome.” She always developed an accent when she was around southerners. Her mom had given her a little twang, but the Louisiana accent was thick now, and he loved it. 

“Mornin’ doll. You sleep okay?”

“You tired me out.” He was rewarded with a crooked grin, and Sonny kissed her softly and pulled her close again. “Happy birthday. What do you want to do today?”

“Order breakfast in? Maybe go to the zoo?”

“You want to go to the zoo?”

“Yeah. It was what we did last time when I realized I had a crush on you. Could be good before we go to dinner and that burlesque show.”

“It’s going to be perfect,” she grinned. “Anything you wanna do. All day.”

“Anything?” The impish smile was back, and they didn’t have breakfast for another couple of hours. Watching Sonny as they made their way to the zoo, she grinned, arms wrapping around his waist. 

“You’re cute.”

“Am I?” 

“Yeah. I like how excited you get about things.”

“Is that why you call me a puppy so often?”

“A little,” she chuckled, buying their tickets and leading him in. 

“Better than a lanky noodle,” he grinned, arms around her waist as they watched the flamingos near the entrance. Whenever they planned to take this vacation, he hadn’t really anticipated how nice it would be to have a whole swath of the country between him and all the dark things he dealt with at work. In the city, he would pass places that brought a case to mind easily, even if he wasn’t really thinking about it. They’d walk by a bar and some part of his brain noted that was where the vic in the case last year was assaulted. In New Orleans, he knew there was still crime. He could even guess dangerous spots. But, he didn’t have names and faces and stories. Instead, he had the old independent bookstore with no air conditioning he’d followed Victoria through, the humidity and heat making him sweat straight through his t-shirt. Here, there was the little area he’d sat and stared as Victoria watched the orangutans with a broad grin. They’d definitely be stopping there. And he was excited for the Louisiana Swamp portion. Those were the two he had the strongest memory of. As if she knew, Victoria took his hand, tugging him towards the fountain and to the roman candy wagon just before the path to the monkeys.

“I almost forgot about this,” he chuckled, fishing a dollar from his pocket. “We goin’ chocolate and vanilla?”

“Duh.” She took the long sticks of what was basically taffy wrapped in wax paper gladly. It was as stretchy and messy as he remembered, and they walked happily, pinching off pieces and passing it back and forth. Between the orangutans and gorillas was the same wooden seating area, and they sat. 

“Y’know, I think this is where I realized I was in love with you,” he said, leaning back against the tree trunk that grew in the middle. “You were watching the baby orangutan. Got so excited when they told you his name and stuff. And then you were telling everybody that came after the zookeeper left everything like you were the new tour guide. I remember looking at ya in the sun in that flowery spaghetti strap dress and all your hair up and this big smile and knowing it was gonna be you.”

“Really?” she asked, head tilted as he nodded. Now she was in one of his pullovers tucked into jeans, bundled up from the breeze. It was twelve years later, and she was just as perfect in the sun. She leaned to kiss him sweetly, staying close. “Wanna know something?”

“What?”

“I realized I loved you in the swamp part. You were so excited, and I remember already realizing I liked you. Then there’s that statue of the swamp monster? The rugaru when you turn the corner? We were there and a kid ran the corner ahead of his mom and got scared. He started crying and got embarrassed and you just sat down and told him the rugaru scared you too and hung out the minute for his mom to catch up. Knew it then I wanted you forever.”

“We’re real disgusting, aren’t we?”

“Just a little,” she smiled, kissing him again. It was nice to sit in the sun beside him, taking turns pointing out when there was activity in each enclosure. Sonny still smiled just like he did when they were teenagers, but he was more relaxed now that she had him this far from the city. His shoulders carried less tension and his smile always reached his eyes. They’d be taking a yearly vacation from here on out. They needed the time away from the city.

“If your mom had raised you here, our lives would be so different,” he mused as they leaned against the railing in the swamp portion. They took turns looking into the green of the swamp water to point out alligators floating along. 

“I’d be a swamp witch.” Her voice was serious enough Sonny couldn’t stop the laugh that escaped him. 

“And I’d probably have ended up a priest.”

“Good and evil. Are we an unholy union then?”

“Nah. Told ya before, doll. Preordained by the big guy. Might not have found you when I was five. But you’d have ended up stuck with me any way.”

“It means the world to me how strongly you believe that. I ever told you? Even when we were separated, I knew we wouldn’t get divorced, but I’d get scared we couldn’t fix it.”

“Me too. But we’re here. I get to start my thirties with ya. And we’ll have babies and grandbabies and great grandbabies.”

“We will. And short term? We’ll have a lot more trips. Get more breaks.”

“I’d like that a lot. It’s nice being way out here. Wanna do it more.”

They made their way to the hotel in time to shower before dinner and to make it to the bar putting on the burlesque show in time for drinks. Early on, Victoria had figured out Sonny was a sucker for old school burlesque. She’d done a boudoir shoot for him done up with all the vintage trimmings, and one night, she’d convinced him to attend a burlesque show at home, one with a live band. That, he’d liked. There was a bar on Canal Street, Burgundy, that had a local burlesque troupe perform on the weekends. The place was sultry when they walked in, all deep velvets and a glittering chandelier. She’d kissed his cheek, going to powder her nose before she ordered. They’d dressed up, and Sonny leaned against the counter waiting to order. 

“This seat taken?” asked a petite brunette, and he didn’t think anything of it.

“Nah. I’m going to a table.”

“You’re not from around here, are ya?”

“Visiting from New York,” he shrugged, still watching the bartender. 

“And here I was hoping you’d be a local. It’s a shame I’ll only see you tonight.”

“Yeah. It’s the only night they got the show. Came for my birthday.”

“Well, happy birthday.” The bartender stopped, and he ordered two drinks, the champagne one with rose water he knew Victoria would like and whatever the specialty was with whiskey for himself. 

“That for me?” she asked, and the way she tilted her head told him he was an idiot. He suddenly took in the way she was leaning towards him, eyes going wide. Luckily, he could see Victoria in the background, and she chuckled as he caught her eye. One thing he was grateful for was the fact she knew he could be dumb. He looked at women, sure. Victoria looked at men sometimes. That didn’t matter because they had no interest in doing anything with anybody else. He didn’t, however, tend to realize the eyes a woman was giving him. 

“It’s for me,” Victoria smiled, wrapping an arm around Sonny’s waist easily and resting the hand with her wedding ring on his chest.

“Sorry. I didn’t realize…” Victoria just gave her a smile and a nod, taking her drink gratefully and following Sonny to their table. His cheeks were pink and Victoria couldn’t help but laugh as she slid beside him on the booth side of the table facing the stage. 

“Tor, I had no clue,” he said like she was terribly upset. She cared just enough to wrap the territorial arm around him, but not enough to scold him. Hell, it was endearing. “I wouldn’t ever wanna flirt with anybody but you so sometimes I miss it.”

“Dom, I’m not mad. You’re hot as hell, and it’s really sweet how clueless you are. Not your fault other women notice the hot part.”

“Shuddup,” he muttered, ears turning red now. “You don’t notice when guys flirt with you either.”

“I do too!”

“Nah. The guy at the zoo? The one that was friendly until I showed up? Doll, he had been checkin’ you out.”

“What? No. He just wanted to know where the food was.”

“Oh? That’s why he was standing outside the ordering window when he asked you that?”

“Shit.” Sonny laughed, slipping an arm around her. 

“It’s okay. I kind of like showing up like ‘Yeah, she’s hot. And she’s my wife.’” 

“I like doing the same to you.”

“Love you, Tor.”

“And I love you, Dom. Happy birthday.”

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