worldsfastestcrouton
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worldsfastestcrouton · 5 minutes ago
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And the toughest part is that we both know what to happened to you, why you're out on your own. Merry Christmas, please don't call.
It was a wet kind of snow that fell the night of Christmas Eve. Luci didn’t mind; the drinks they'd had earlier still burned through them even as they shivered. It wasn’t enough to make them stumble, or fall, or forget. How unfortunate, during a time when the memories are so potent they hurt.
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worldsfastestcrouton · 6 minutes ago
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worldsfastestcrouton · 9 minutes ago
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worldsfastestcrouton · 4 hours ago
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I have a very stupid idea for a drawing of Iris and Satya getting married, but I just haven't found the energy to actually draw it yet
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worldsfastestcrouton · 4 hours ago
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me ranting to myself about the parallels and relationships between my OCs (it's 1am)
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worldsfastestcrouton · 7 hours ago
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worldsfastestcrouton · 7 hours ago
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people laugh at me for always asking a baby's permission before picking them up but let me tell you when my nephew was seven months old I picked him up off the floor without checking first and he was absolutely outraged and reproached me with terrible wails. just because a person is very small doesn't mean it's not scary and upsetting to be scooped up out of nowhere by a much larger person. quite the contrary. obviously if a baby is in danger or the situation is otherwise pressing you can temporarily suspend the rules of polite behavior and just grab them up, much like you are allowed to violently shove a grownup if a speeding car is bearing down on them. but that doesn't mean you just go around shoving people as a matter of routine. show some consideration to our latest arrivals on this horrible planet. they are better at communicating than you think
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worldsfastestcrouton · 8 hours ago
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Happy holidays to everyone whose holiday isn’t what they want it to be. whether it is illness, poverty, distance from loved ones or something else that’s making things tough for you this year, i hope that you can find peace and warmth. i hope that your year will end and start on a brighter note
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worldsfastestcrouton · 8 hours ago
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Is this anything
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worldsfastestcrouton · 17 hours ago
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#Merry crisis
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worldsfastestcrouton · 1 day ago
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holiday season :]
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worldsfastestcrouton · 1 day ago
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worldsfastestcrouton · 1 day ago
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worldsfastestcrouton · 1 day ago
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worldsfastestcrouton · 2 days ago
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if you have the Honey browser extension installed, uninstall it immediately. big big story broke on youtube today strongly indicating that Honey has been massively defrauding basically everyone who does any business with them at every level, including influencers, customers, and actual retailers.
the short version of ONE of the alleged crimes is that they've been hijacking referral links and codes. if you have honey installed on your browser at all, and you use any referral code from anyone, there is a high probability honey will swap out the referral link identifier for their own even if they don't provide a coupon at checkout.
they also are just lying to you, and hiding coupons that very much exist. they're completely fraudulent
paypal bought honey in 2019 for 4 billion, so paypal has been strip mining the influencer economy for 5 years now. the amount of money that's been essentially stolen is unfathomable
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worldsfastestcrouton · 2 days ago
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meow meow
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worldsfastestcrouton · 2 days ago
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airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with
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