after introducing everyone to my favourite zach reino character (peter, the fireduck), it’s only right that i introduce everyone to my favourite jess mckenna character: syntrax, a fishwitch who is made of mops and in love with tom bombabil bombadil.
21. Murder on the Picturesque Express with Scott Aukerman
Plot summary:
A murder takes place on a picturesque old timey train. Paints McSpectrum, an artist/detective is tasked with solving the crime. He meets a rich blind little boy named Specs and a poor little girl named Janely who are best friends. A grandfather and his two grandsons, Griseldo and Greg, get in the way of the train detective Detective Montgomery and his apprentice Fiffle Mplopple. They discover that the floor of the caboose is coated with blood and red blood paint and that Specs' parents have been dismembered. Specs says that the body parts couldn't have belonged to his parents because his father's penis was bigger than that (how would he have known, he's blind). Eventually he accepts that his parents are dead. Griseldo and Greg try to solve the murder on their own to appease their Daddy Grandpa but they're scrappy kids and don't succeed. They meet a german knife salesman and a mexican maraca salesman. Janely talks about how there are no laws protecting her and how she has to work on the factories and gets one free club sandwich a month. She gives it away to another child worker. She asks Specs how many sandwiches he gets and realizes she'd have to work for 11 years just to get the same amount of food. Specs gets paranoid and assumes he killed his parents. Griseldo and Greg are told that they can call their grandfather Daddy Grandpa if they saw the crime. Specs is murdered immediately after being accused of murder. Fiffle and Detective Montgomery break up after Detective Montgomery fires him. He jumps off the train to his death I assume. The detective is accused of murder and is then murdered. Daddy Grandpa is also murdered, leaving Greg, Griseldo, Marco Rodriguez, Janely remain. Marco is killed. The knife salesman is also murdered. Greg and Griseldo are then murdered. Janely is the only one remaining and she's accused of murder but she denies it because she's just a poor dining cart girl. Fiffle reveals that he didn't kill himself and that he's actually the murderer because he got tired of his lover Detective Montgomery solving boring crimes. Janely sings a song about she's going to try to kill Fiffle with a maraca but he kills her. He stabs Paints immediately after. It turns out the knives were fake and everyone's alive. Fiffle is taken to prison and then hell.
Best quotes:
• "Seems like you've been pretty horny for sandwiches this whole time"
Best songs:
• Knives und Maracas
Thoughts Overall:
HELL YEAH PAINTS MCSPECTRUM! Arguably the most iconic Off Book character besides Peter the fire duck (whack whack!) and Syntrax. I adore Zach's German accent. Also he's terrible at math and it's very endearing.
Aster decided to make a visit to another city. He can’t believe what the newspaper wrote about him.
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So I'm making this more cement my headcanons for certain characters. These will be my headcanons for characters moving forward from the start of of May 2022. Some of these might change over time, and so I will edit this post if that happens.
Now some characters do not have sexuality listed because I write x reader stuff, I do not think it would be fair to some readers and would exclude them. I also do not have headcanons for all characters. Some characters have races and sexualities added because it's something I've thought hard on.
Sun Wukong
Is a Rhesus Macaque
Is 2325 years of age
His body is 30
Is intersex(Uses He/Him)
Is Pansexual
Is brothers with Macaque and the other two Spirtial Monkeys
Has attachment issues
Macaque
Is a mix of many Macaques
Is 2320 years of age
His body is 30
Is intersex(Uses He/Him)
Is Polysexual
Is MK's biological father
Has attachment issues
MK
Is Indian and Chinese mixed
Is 23 years of age
Is AFAB but because he can shapeshift he can have a functioning male genitalia(He/Him)
Is Bisexual
Red Son
Is Chinese Elemental(Fire) Demon(No horns)
1500 or so years of age
His body is 26
Is AMAB Genderfuild
Is Pansexual
Mei
Is Chinese and a dragon shifter
Is 23(confirmed)
Demigirl(She/They)
Bisexual
Mei is born between Nov. 22–Dec. 21 in Year 2096, making her a Sagittarius
Nezha
Is Chinese
Their body is 23
Is AMAB Non-Binary(He/Him)
Left Handed(Confirmed)
Pigsy
Is a Pig Demon
Is 50+ years old
Uses He/Him
Polysexual and Polyamorous
Married to Tang
Adopted MK
Tang
Is Chinese
Is 50+ years old
Uses He/Him
Gay asexual
Married to Pigsy
Sandy
Is a Fish Demon
Is 50+ years old
Uses He/Him
AroAce
Has PTSD
Jin
Is a Mineral(Gold) Demon
Body is 23 years of age
Uses He/Him
Is mommy's golden boy
Yin
Is a Mineral(Silver) Demon
Body is 23 years of age
Uses He/Him
Has mommy issues
Princess Iron Fan
Is Chinese Elemental(Air) Demon
Is 3500+ years old
Body is 30 years old
Demon Bull King
Is Chinese Bull Demon
Is 4000+ years old
Body is 35 years old
Spider Demons
All in an open poly relationship with each other
Spider Queen is the mother of Spindrax(unofficial)
Spider Queen goes they She/Her, Spinddrax goes by She/They, Syntrax does by He/him, Huntsman goes by He/They, and Strong Spider goes by He/Him.
Mayor
Age unknown
Body's age is 40
Unlabeled
Lady Bone Demon
Host's name is Kasha(Because LBD English voice actor also voices Kasha in Nezha Reborn)
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