#zach and jess

[ghost-diner]

Picking a pose today for this study prompt! this one is from an Off Book live show

mARTch day #10: Pose 💃

they improvise whole musicals, how do you even do that?

inspired by @skunksintheportal 's lovely gifset!

[offbookkeeping]

the international cornhole players and princess emily are from the same country. i will die on this hill. they're from right in the smack of the dab

[finleyforevermore]

When I tell you I JUMPED UP while watching Make Some Noise just now- i had to throw this together

[juneborgfourth]

zach and jess's outfits in heartbeat hospital are unironically some of my favorite costumes in musical theatre ever. its about the drama. the boldness. how jess's shirt matches her eyeshadow and how the patterns on zach's shirt are vaguely reminiscent of bloodstains. its about how the deep red of jess's lipstick and the deep red of zach's trousers match. heartbeat hospital is a masterpiece on so many levels but especially the outfits

[fatestitcherr]

my bi friends all greeting each other

[shrimptacodaniels]

okay real talk. WHEN is zachary reino playing g(a)linda upland in wicked. WHEN.

[sapphic-squid]

IS THAT JESS AND ZEKE?!?!? THIS IS SO CUTE

[sammbou]

the sillies <3

From Off Book Live in Vienna

[capvers-my-love]

captain dangersky and charlie adopting the urchins is not a want it’s a need

[wheelsupin-azarathmetrionzinthos]

rewatching the first karaoke night (shut up i love zach reino okay) and noticing that both he and jess immediately hold up the karaoke binder to show it off in the same way across episodes.

[vexillologyisenjoyable]

here’s some screenshots of the pibe cast being really normal around Zach and Jess

[ghost-diner]

🎵 "How to heal a broken heart

Oh sometimes you cut it apart" 🎵

[offbookkeeping]

i love you jess mckenna

[finleyforevermore]

A collection of out of context quotes from Off-Book: The Improvised Musical Podcast because it is criminally underrated and more people need to know about it:

"Relax, you're at the lake-[WHEEZE]"

"My name's not Vanessa, it's Li'l Fossil!"

"Who do I gotta eat to be king of this town?"

"I'm an empath, but I'm not good at it."

"It's hard to be married to a guy that everyone respects."

"I'm going to smoke several packs of cigarettes!"

"Congratulations, you successfully stole that baby!"

"Everyone get your sweaters off."

"I was about to be inwardly sad, but outwardly brave."

"What do you mean "he's fine"? He's dead!"

"She's as stupid as that Sally Fields!"

"We're all gonna die soon."

"Buy a stupid little sack for your baby!"

"When you're looking at a microwave, that's not a microwave, it's basically dirt!"

"It's you!....say what you are!"

"When you were born, you came tumbling out."

"You can't just call upon a Ratatouille, like, a Ratatouille has to happen to you, you know?"

"Which war was it?"

"Tombathy, if I wanted a silver gear, I would have been born a poor person!"

"I don't know you anymore. I'm famous now."

"I gotta take a sip of liquid death-"

"But honestly, you know what might solve that?: patricide."

"How does a hot chocolate man have his own camera?"

"You can't stop the war that's about to begin!"

"My best friend is a 6 foot tall mouse!"

"I haven't heard you call me 'treasure' since 1992." "Yeah, that's probably when you started calling me John."

"Julia Roberts knows how to not upstage."

"Yeah, fuck you pigeon, I don't like you at all."

"Which came first? My dreams or these eggs?"

"No, it's because my father broke everything that started with K in the house one Christmas."

"No one's ever seen your face except for your wife? How did you grow up?" [....QUEUE SONG]

"I now pronunce this high school...dead."

"Stop that baby! She's headed to the stairs!"

"You wanna know the story with Santa and his marriage?"

[off-off-book]

honestly, i think zach reino could do all of christian borle's roles. emmett from legally blonde? his chip on my shoulder would be immaculate? marvin from falsettos? are you KIDDING me??

starting my casting director era now!!

[fatestitcherr]

i think everyone deserves to see this bit,, zachs line is stuck in my head now