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Wait till y’all find out about having everything wired to an auxiliary panel
born to use switches and knobs arranged in a cockpit, each one offering a tactile sensation as you flick it and the mech you're in lurches into action
forced to use touchscreens at your desk
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prompt: forced throuple au; Ghost decides that you and Johnny are his (part 2; ghoap x reader) masterlist
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The hard part is admitting to himself that he doesn’t know how to function on leave without Ghost’s voice in his ear.
Johnny’s two days into his annual leave when that stray thought crosses his brain. Out with chums even, packed into the booth of an old pub in his hometown, the leather well-worn and a match on the telly that he half watches while one of his mates goes up to the bar to order another round for them. In between his third and fourth pint of lukewarm mild, he thinks something like, wonder what Simon’s up to.
The thought comes and then keeps coming. Keeps cropping up when he least expects. At the pub (wonder what Simon’s up to), in line at the grocery store (wonder how Ghost takes his steak), drowsily puttering around the kitchen while making breakfast (no way he wears the mask at home), listening to some guy in front of him hack up a lung at the dry cleaner (Lt’d do his fuckin’ head in if he was here), and even in the shower with his head tipped back, rinsing out the suds (wonder if he’s got a girl tucked away at home).
Is it so unusual? Johnny can’t remember a time in his life when someone lived in his head night and day, but Ghost’s presence feels like an extension of his own these days. He’s cycled through girlfriends without a care in the world, without contemplating their existence for half as long, but they never cradled his life like a small bird in the palm of their hands and returned it safe and sound, did they?
Still, he feels it like a knot in his chest. Dreams about Ghost even; wakes up hot and hard, and scrubs his hand down the side of his face when he sits up in bed. Phantom memories of a body heavier than his weighing him down (just the duvet) and a thick hand curling around his dick (his own hand wrapped around his shaft, rubbing one out in his sleep).
He shakes it off, but it follows him out into the real world. Looking at the door of a coffee shop and thinking absentmindedly, Ghost would have to duck under that.
Johnny puts it out of his mind. As much as he’s able to, that is. Chalks it up to some kind of hero worship. He’s worked with superior officers before—plenty of times, hundreds of times—but there are few men of Ghost’s calibre, both in skillset and mystique. Not to mention the sheer size of the guy. And what is Johnny if not a moth to a flame?
Better not to ruminate. He casts the memory of seeing Ghost’s dick in the showers after their last mission (monstrous thing, uncut, pubes darker than the hair on his head, more than a mouthful—it’d give him lockjaw) out of his head. Doesn’t think about it. Laughs at a mate’s joke at the pub when he didn’t catch a word of it to mask the way he perked up at the sight of a wide-shoulder man until he turned around, giving Johnny a proper look at his face.
He’s not ready to think about it. Might never be able to really look at why he eats it up, why he struts around with his chin cocked just a bit higher than usual because he knows everyone else is watching him with equal parts envy and curiosity for being Ghost’s favourite.
Then, one day, he meets a girl.
Johnny’s not winning an award any time soon for world’s best son, but he knows a thing or two. The first thing being chocolates and the second being flowers. His sisters handle the rest; they fuss about the party, get a gift certificate to the spa, send out the invites—all that fun stuff. He’s sent off for the bare essentials. Practically kicked out of the house by his oldest sister—nearly brains himself on the asphalt and tugs his windbreaker on when it’s thrown out the door after him a second later, grumbling about being the errand boy.
He picks up a box of chocolates from the corner shop (not fancy enough, his sisters will probably bitch, but that’s a problem for later) before heading down the road to the florist. There’s a bench out front stacked with tin flower vases, the only spot of colour on a dreary spring morning. He spends a couple minutes chatting with the cashier and flirting a bit halfheartedly (he thinks maybe it’ll be worth it if it gets him a discount, even five percent off) until the florist comes out from the back.
“Jesus, who gave ye the right?” Johnny breathes, horse blinders on, vision narrowing on the object of desire coming out of the back in a linen apron and simple t-shirt underneath, scissors poking out of the front pocket.
“The right?” she repeats back, blinking.
“To leave the house lookin’ so fuckin’ gorgeous. Glad I wasn’t driving when I passed you by—woulda been in a twenty car pile up.”
She’s not impressed in the slightest. It’s thrilling. By that point, the cashier is long forgotten. Probably not the best impression he’s ever made, but he’s made worse ones. It’s not every day he comes across an angel. Hard to be polite in front of a real life miracle.
He wears her down over the week though, showing up each day for a new bouquet. His mam’s never liked him more, so at least there’s that. His sisters side-eye him whenever he ducks out of the house to head down the road to the florist’s, but even they know better than to bring it up and risk pissing off their mam. He interrogates her about flowers and her job, makes his presence unavoidable, a week long siege that ends with Johnny taking her out to dinner and then letting her take him to bed.
He wakes up nestled in her cozy apartment above the flower shop, stretching out and making himself right at home. When she trades in her linen apron for a terry cloth robe and stands expectantly by the door, Johnny just grins. Shows all of his teeth.
“Are ye just gonna use me and kick me out?” he pouts. Folds his hands behind his head and digs a foot into the sheets, trying to sink into the mattress. Little king in his castle.
“You know, you don’t have to pussyfoot around with me. Weren’t you just trying to get laid?” she asks, brow arched. The disbelief thick in her voice makes it clear what she thinks of him.
“No’ just some playboy, hen,” he scoffs. “I have feelings too.”
Her other eyebrow lifts. He’s tickled pink.
He plays the part well, he supposes. Lounges in bed and eats grapes all morning while she stares at him from the kitchen like he might dissipate at any moment. He’s used to leaving a false impression, like a lake that someone builds their house next to until years go by and someone says I think this was once a meteor.
When she comes back to bed around mid morning, Johnny wastes no time pulling her up onto the bed until she plants her cunt over his mouth and sinks down onto his waiting tongue.
Candy sweet pussy, he thinks blissfully, then says it out loud because he can never keep his mouth shut. It must tickle because she yelps and nearly pulls away from his face altogether, but he wrenches her back down, fingers digging into her ass cheeks a bit too forcefully. He’ll pay for that later.
In the aftermath, when she collapses beside him in bed and rests her head on his chest while he plays with her hair, he itches in his skin to message Ghost. It perplexes him. They never text, he and Ghost; they don’t call, they don’t write, they don’t email. For all intents and purposes, their relationship ends at the perimeter around base, dissolves to nothing. It’s not Ghost’s fault he trickles into Johnny’s dreams sometimes.
A week goes by. Calm the mind. He thinks of Ghost and his fingers tremble and the phone stays silent and he lets the thought go. Steady. Breathe in and out. His caryatid girl slips in and out of his sheets, hesitant always like he might leave. Johnny doesn’t know if she wants him to, wants to feel vindicated in her assumption, but of all her wants, that ranks the lowest in his mind.
He spirals deeper into it, infatuated. She’s sweet but snippy, candy sweet with a sour kick—everything he’s ever wanted in a girl. Ever unimpressed, watching him with a small, hidden smile, amused despite herself.
Johnny wonders if this is the universe waving its hand in front of his face. Yoohoo, missing something?
He looks pointedly away.
It’s new, but maybe he’s like every other military man in the world, unable to go with the flow, dissatisfied with seeing where things go. He needs instant gratification, everything now-now-now, the certainty of commitment—he spills blood with everyone he knows, so why would his girl be any different?
Returning back to base is harder this time around. The last day of his leave is an exercise in restraint, tempered only by her smile when he sees her off at the door to her apartment, reluctant to leave.
“C’mon, promise me you’ll call, hen,” Johnny mumbles into her mouth, catching her answer with a languid swipe of his tongue. His arms press her tight to his chest, digging his hands into her back pockets and giving a good squeeze, relishing in the way she squeaks. “How’m I gonna survive without ye, huh? They’re gonna have to jumpstart my heart after it gives out from missing ye so bad.”
“So dramatic. You have my number,” she says when he finally pulls back enough to let her speak.
“No, please, baby, please—promise me—”
“Oh my god, alright, fine—I’ll call. Now get going already.”
The drive back to base leaves him feeling bedraggled, lost. When he gets in, it’s straight to the barracks, an hour long nap before reporting to Price, dragging his feet the whole way over. Moping, for lack of a better word, until he rounds a corner and nearly collides with someone that stops him with a single hand on his shoulder.
When he looks up to eyes rimmed in black paint, the world lightens. His shoulders lift.
“Wipe that smirk off your face, Johnny.”
It takes Johnny awhile to bring her up with Ghost. Something keeps holding him back, choking him when he tries to say it outloud. He blames it on uncertainty (had to be sure she was the one, Lt, ye ken?) but he feels the truth at the core of him. When he does finally muster up the nerve to pass his phone to Ghost where her photo is front and centre, no mistaking his intentions, he waits on tenterhooks for a reaction.
Only breathes out when Ghost asks to meet her. He can do that.
“Aye, Lt. Just for you.”
#99% chance im gonna edit this to fuck before i post it on ao3 because im trying to properly balance the pov switch#also its not done yet#ceil writing#cod mw2#cod x reader#ghoap x reader#ghost/soap/reader#ghost x reader#soap x reader#ghost/reader#soap/reader
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Inspired by how spotify only plays Lowe's ads when i listen to my toshi playlist
#all might#toshinori yagi#yagi toshinori#deku#izuku midoriya#midoriya izuku#bnha#mha#i think he would enjoy just walking around the gardening section#he doesnt usually go inside he just looks at the plants and 80% of the time he will spontaneously buy one#first thing he shows midoriya after the gardening section is the lighting/ceiling fan aisle with all the displays and switches#hes such a dad#izuku gets distracted by the power tools and toshi has to tell him to put down a pair of shears#alternatively: my friend said she thought they were gonna pull up to chick fil a 😭#if you couldnt tell. i dont draw izuku often and i NEVER draw them digitally so it looks a bit funky
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I don't subscribe to the belief that König is entirely socially inept or incompetent at ALL.
But if I may post a silly headcanon:
I do think if you live with him, occasionally, usually at night, you will suddenly hear the most impressive string of curses in BOTH English and German and when you run out to see what happened, it turns out this giant of a man conked his skull right into the doorframe.
I mean, he's supposedly 6'10, you can't tell me that hasn't happened to him before. Especially when he's fresh from deployment and used to being outside.
I bet it happened all the time when he first hit his growth spurt, too.
#könig#könig cod#könig call of duty#you can do this with any ship you want#personally i think whoever it is was in a dead sleep and just got woken up by König yelling#and then seeing him just cussing out the doorframe like it can hear him#simply because he gets used to being outside or in open spaces with lots of ceiling room#so to suddenly go back to your average sized home probably is a bit of a switch for him#i just mean he's probably banged his head into the top of doorframes a lot
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Speaking of fan art. Do you have any full body art of KK's silly goofy professional au fit? Or is it just up in the air what the rest of him looks like?
WELL
i actually drew full body concepts of both Charter AU Routes A and B before all those doodles- i suppose i might as well post these and write/post the wider context later?
introducing DJ Apotheotic (B) and DJ F.Light (A)!
KK's charter version oversees a district that he's dubbed Maxismum (a combination of the terms "axis" and "maximum" referring to the highest point of a parabola). The district looks different and has different city functions depending on the route
but yeah! his silly goofy professional fit + the alternative fit
#bread art#nsr#nsr oc#no straight roads#oc art#KK#again ceiling fan looking a-#i touched it up a bit because open blades are Dangerous#no colors yet because coming up with a palette is beyond time and effort at the moment#apotheotic is just all black + highlight though so no important color information really missing there#it does sometimes have a red/green switch but thats for when i talk about attack information DKFJA;DK#Charter AU
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I love living in a house that, every time I have to call out a plumber or an electrician to look at something, it always ends with the maintenance guy putting his hands on his hips and going "huh. That's weird, why is it like that"
#ragsycon exclusive#EVERY TIME#like. i know exactly why it's like that it's because my grandfather built this house and he was. creative#we had a water leak somewhere (not catastrophic; just a mysteriously high water bill)#and the TWO plumbers they sent to investigate wandered the yard for fucking ages trying to find the meter#eventually they found it. 'huh. that's weird. why is it there.'#had an electrician come out once to investigate an open neutral (which they still haven't found btw)#and in the process found two breaker switches that had power running through them but nobody had any clue where the outlets actually were#we shut them off and nothing has stopped working but like. hey where was that power going#'huh. that's weird. why is it like that'#oh and ANOTHER weird outlet near the ceiling of my cellar/basement that was labeled 'bone saw' on the breaker box#i know why that one's like that though. grandpa was a butcher#we still have his butcher table down there#ANYWAY.#enrichment
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i can't stand how often we are pushed to use the bow in da4. i never lied it in game play and in da4 often it is impossible to go around it.
i don't like the mechanics/bindings. you have backward and forward .... but not up and down??
the fact that we cant play as companions stink.
#grapecase complains#da4 spoilers#datv spoilers#grapecase plays da4#barely#i just wanted to do the blight boil quest in the catacombs#why are those things in the ceiling?#it would have been easier if i could switch to my one of TWO mage companions!#the only ability of theirs i can use is slow#and it doesnt last long so lmao#most of my skills focus has been on daggers. do i now need to repurpose to get precision or something??#ugh#would that even matter if the ridiculous circle wont go where i try and focus my camera?#and the fact taht every time i click tab it moves the camera way to where i finally got it perfectly#this is going to be the second time i will have to abandon a quest because how things are set up for the game#when they were making mage better they made rogue worse#da4 gameplay
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This man needs the strap im sorry I’ve never seen someone so in need of a good strapping. It would HEAL him
#need him swinging from the ceiling Korekiyo execution style#how can a healer be healed the game asks in a desperate pleading tone#the strap#that’s IT#I still can’t believe how misled by his burst animation I was#listen I am like. I basically assign every character as a switch bc I think arbitrarily shoving people into one set box is Silly but#in this case………#Jiaoqiu#HSR
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Having my dentist say “you need root canals… in ALL of your teeth!” in the most Cartoon Mad Scientist way he could wasn’t something I expected, but something I’m glad I heard bc bro what
#for reference my teeth don’t have enamel#and they don’t know how but most of my teeth are decaying from the inside out? they seemed very confused on that part#I made disco ball earring and forgot to take them off when going to the dentist#he’s so unserious#and when he saw them he turned off all the lights except the overhead light thingy and moved it around and sang(?) horrible disco music#and sadly said ‘I want a disco ball on that ceiling… I’m working on that. /I/ think it would be cool. the office does not.’#then shined a light into my eyes and ‘yea yea yeah squint your eyes at me IM the evil one. uh huh. I’m just trying to see in your mouth-‘#‘-bc it is DARK in there. cave with mouth bones.’#having a gen-z dentist is halarious to me#the nurse tech is just as goofy and I love her for that#have you ever had water from the water floss thingy sprayed at you?? no???? well I have! I????#she also counted my teeth on the X-ray and announced to me ‘did you know you have an odd number of teeth? 27?? why do u have 27 teeth weirdo#I’m???#I was originally upset I had to switch dental offices#but now I love it here ngl#bc wtf is this unserious dentist team#/pos
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chat i have a large fucking daddy long legs in my bathroom
#THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD WHEN I SAW HIM EARLIER ON THE CEILING#BUT THEN WENT TO TAKE A PISS AND THERE HE WAS TWO INCHES FROM THE LIGHT SWITCH#scared the SHIT outta me
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Psychonauts dream.. Compton was there and hanging out with Ford :]
#duck speaks#they were going through a brain that was elementary school themed (like an elementary school but if it were weird mostly)#Otto and Bob had apparently already went in but they got lost or something so they went to find them and get them out#Helmut and Lucy and Cassie were sitting this one out I think. having fun elsewhere#a lot of the dream was like. going through a the halls and looking in the rooms (while also trying not to distract the kids)#or sometimes when you went in a room it would teleport you into a seat and you'd have to answer the questions correctly to get out#if you did something wrong it would restart I think#in one of the rooms though there was a flower pot with like.#a toy flower that had been grown really tall and large so that it could reach an open ceiling panel#oh I forgot to mention that this brain would make you small. shrunk#also for some reason Compton was leading this and Ford was following and doing what he said ?#he was kinda nervous and seemed like mostly he was winging it but Ford trusted him#anyways.#they figured that probably Bob grew that plant. which means him and Otto probably went up there#when they got into the ceiling it switched to be like. a neighbor and bus drop off ?#and they were in the bus but there was no driver. Ford took the driver's place and Compton would tell him which way to go#they drove around and helped kids (one of them brought their dog on the bus and it ran out the door and Compton had to go get it back)#but Bob and Otto weren't anywhere to be seen#I think they saw another plant somewhere but I woke up before they could check it out#I hope they found them wherever that one wouldn't taken them#psychonauts#<- forgot that#this is just what my dreams are like btw#they're beautiful and vivid and colorful and they always tell me some kind of story :]#and characters love to be in them also
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i think i’ve already hit art burnout DANG IT
#i was on such a roll and i just#put my ipad away to lay on my bed and stare at the ceiling :/#also feeling anxious because i’m genuinely going to need to get a job really really soon (my unemployment is almost out yikes)#i’ve been looking at jobs in the city but decided to switch to#the town i live in#and there are tons of warehouse jobs available which i have years of experience in!!#as well as some quality control jobs!!! so#maybe i’ll apply here which is easy anyways#instead of going into the city :( i do not drive :(#also unrelated but i need more angsty jean focused fics >:/
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It's that time of year again [ changes my ceiling fan direction ] [ changes my ceiling fan direction ] [ changes m
#spongesound.txt#ceiling fan squad only#(ceiling fans can push air down or pull it up)#(if they push it down you feel a breeze and it can help cool you off)#(but if it's cold and you still want air circulation you can switch them to pull air up)#(so there's no breeze and your hot air doesn't all gather at the ceiling)
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had the funniest little scene play out in my head while in the shower that would’ve made a good comic strip and like ?? the inner circle being the weirdos they are and then it cuts to the inky with pax standing next to them ( bonus points if the inky is 6ft+ and pax is only like halfway in the frame ). they look to pax and go ‘at least you’re normal’. pax, immediately after because whoops it was actually hunger:
#❪ ⋅ ✹ ⋆ —┊ ❛ ooc. ❜ ❫#large image //#( inky sobbing into their free hand like why me )#( pax initially having a very somber expression while standing next to them switching to 👹 in .5 seconds )#( and then like. he’s on the ceiling chanting ‘BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD’ )#( it was way funnier in my head when it was playing out like a little movie )#( my humor is cracked okay )#( but i don’t use the fact he can climb walls bc it’s a dnd vampire ability )#( enough. im also a fan of almost every companion having something fucked about them. they just can’t be all normal )
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I know everyone thinks that they're the only competent person at their job . . . but genuinely am I the ONLY person at this jobsite with functioning brain cells
#the ceiling guys have been hounding us for WEEKS about our cable tray being too low#my coworker has re-worked it 3 times. they went to put the ceiling up today and it's STILL too low#so i had to fix it because apparently SOMEONE can't read a fucking tape measure#the drywallers also had to cut apart a bunch of drywall so my coworker could fix some switches that got fucked up#the drywallers are fucking PISSED and frankly they have the right to be. the wall was plastered and painted ffs#and then my foreman discovered that a place where he put a bunch of boxes was going to inaccessible so the boxes need to be moved#and then he didn't relay that information to anyone else so i caught two other coworkers trying to add boxes to that area#two apprentices tried coring through a wall without a bucket to catch the water from the cooling system and almost flooded the floor#that's not their fault. they should have had a fucking journeyman with them but my company is too cheap to hire enough journeymen#the lack of apprentice supervision is becoming a SERIOUS problem at this job site#i've always liked working at this company but i am beginning to consider jumping ship when i make journeyman this spring
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sometimes my brain will short-circuit so bad that i forget the most basic things
#walked into the room and wanted to switch on ceiling fan#now my room has two set of switch slot#the other one nearer to the door stopped working for over an year now#and i kept trying to switch on fan using it#i got so close to crying thinking that it stopped working or smth#the thought that the switch on other slot did not even cross my mind#until i mentioned it to mom#and now i am sitting here thinking what the actual fuck vio#you do this daily#this is a muscle memory what happened
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