#swill

[qsycomplainsalot]

Sir Galahad of the Mudlarks, for Swill by Turnip Max of Turnip28 fame :3

[coolyo294]

Everyone loves swilliam, the chain-smoking pescatarian sensation that's sweeping the nation

[tfinnbarr]

Slightly Fishy Alley

(for SWILL, an upcoming game by Max Fitzgerald. Posters are available as a sheet of printouts for your own ramshackle buildings! https://www.patreon.com/posts/adverts-and-98215139)

[maniakminis]

If you guys haven't seen it yet, the Swill playtest is up for free on Max FitzGerald's patreon. This is a small skirmish game set in the world of Turnip28, specifically the oceans of oil, fishmen, and cigarettes that lie below the root infested earth! All of the art Max has posted looks great, I love the weird theme!

The playest PDF contains the rules for how to play, a sample scenario with how to set up your board, and two sample gang lists. Rules for Warmachines, Equipment, and Cults are said to come later on, along with rules to bring your Turnip28 regiment to Swill. It all sounds super cool, I'm very excited to make my small gang of fishmen.

Link to Max's Patreon and the PDF download here!

[thatbiologist]

The Swill Trading Company

My homebrew regiment for Turnip28/Swill is the Swill Trading Company.

The Swill Trading Company is an infamous regiment of privateers, brigands, and highwaymen. The regiment was founded by the various merchants and workhouse masters of Swill to consolidate their power within the city walls. However, as the merchants’ power grew exponentially, they expanded their military endeavours across the land of Cist.

[discipleofmothra]

Swill Public Playtest is out!!!

This is a great birthday gift! Thank you Mr Fitzgerald!

[laurfilijames]

Happy Sunday my love.

In light of how much fun we had yesterday with the football ask, I thought I'd go one better.

🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

So, you get to choose three members of the GSE.

I want to know what their kinks are AND what their biggest turn off is.

🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵

Have fun!

Love you.

Oh, you went one better alright 🥵

This was so fun and I had such a laugh thinking about it.

I didn't want to pick Dave, because he's your man and that's a territory I'm not stepping into (but I'd love to hear your answers!)

It was difficult to choose a third after Pete (obviously) and Swill, and I kinda cringed at landing on Bov but let's roll with it.

I had to stop myself from writing a whole novel about my Pete.

Swill

What is he not into. He's down for anything. You name it, he wants it. The man is so enthusiastic about sex. Swill can be very rough and LOUD (we've seen him fight) and is very vocal about everything that's happening. He has a box full of toys and loves a good flogging. And when he asks you to hit him in the face, do it and do it hard. He wants bruises he can make the guys question why he's beat up when they haven't had a scrap in weeks.

Biggest turn-on: picking out a safe word and him having to actually use it

Biggest turn-off: someone who can't relax and get into it as much as he is. They have to be confident and be open for anything.

Bovver

Bov is secretly into older women. He likes to be subbed and maybe even get in on a little dominatrix action. This man needs to be tied up and gagged, it's the only way to keep his big gob shut. He's been known to beg until he gets his way, and while you might think he'd feel pathetic in doing so, he's completely hard and a whimpering mess. He wants to be told he's a good boy over and over again.

Biggest turn-on: a married woman old enough to be his mother who will put him in his place.

Biggest turn-off: someone who won't take control or is too submissive.

And finally, my husband,

Pete

He is such a lover. As much as he loves to fuck you senseless and have loud, wild sex, he equally loves making slow, passionate love to you. Either way, his heart is fully in it, telling you he loves you through a laugh as he's pounding you into the mattress or whispering it in your ear as he's thrusting slowly into you during missionary. He loves spontaneity, especially when it's initiated by you, and can't ever get enough, having to have you more than once in a day. Pete loves to focus on his partner, making sure you come over and over, but gets so excited when you return the favour and make his pleasure your priority.

Biggest turn-on: you asking to try something new, the way you're a bit shy to make your request but he can already tell how turned on you are and how much you've thought about it.

Biggest turn-off: not having confidence in yourself or your body, putting yourself down.

Now @stealfromthedevil I'm returning the same question to you!!

[wordsforyourwip]

Brilliant

Wastrel

Nepotism

Swill

[wild-moss-art]

This is why I read the reddit comments

[troncelliti]

politeness may be overrated yet conscientiousness may be requisite pending newly immersed of foreign culture ... no

[weak tea for hearty constitutions royaley sucks]

[tetrabytez]

Part Two

Reblog if you vote for sample size, please!

Part One

[egophiliac]

IMPORTANT QUESTION

My friends and I have started calling you the irl version of Lilia and we wished to know if you can cook because we are worried for the home if you cannot

(This is a light hearted joke)

I can (more or less) follow a recipe, which gives me the advantage! >:D ...although it is true then when left to my own devices I default to "dump in a bunch of random spices and see what happens". I...I just really like cayenne and turmeric okay --

other than that (and all the other many things that are different about us) Lilia and I are, y'know, basically identical.

[bubblyernie]

Dungeon Meshi'd my OCs lol

art tag // commission info

[thecreaturecodex]

Squirming Swill

Image © Paizo Publishing, accessed at Archives of Nethys here

[Another monster from PF2e's Bestiary 3, and one of my favorites from that book. I like a monster that's simultaneously gross and pathetic, a monster with a unique treasure and a monster with a connection to the world, and this hits all of those notes. I could easily see this being either an ooze or an undead, but it's undead in PF2e so I kept it that way.]

Squirming Swill CR 2 NE Undead This thing is a greasy mass of organic matter studded with more recognizable organs and bones occasionally rising to the surface. It smells overpoweringly of rot and char.

Cauldrons are among the most potent tools of a witch or a hag, but they should be cleaned regularly and carefully for fear of consequences. Squirming swills are among those consequences. They are the burnt and greasy remains of things overcooked in a magic cauldron, animated by leftover magic and given a dim, malign intelligence. Once able to move under their own power, they pull themselves out of their incubators and start to roam.

Squirming swills are usually hostile to humanoid creatures, trying to kill them with sizzling pseudopods and jets of hot grease. A creature that closely resembles their creator may instead be “adopted”, with the swill viewing them the way a neglected pet may treat a prospective new owner. Squirming swills often approach small animals looking for companionship, but tend to scare them away or lash out and kill them when the creature revolts at its new friend’s slime, heat or smell. A squirming swill is also happy to befriend a small animal carcass, toting them around the way a child does a beloved toy.

Due to the magical energy involved in their construction, the remains of a squirming swill retain useful properties. The liquid from a squirming swill’s body can be squeezed out to generate a random greater minor potion. A creature that uses this potion must succeed a DC 13 Fortitude save or be sickened for 1 minute.

Squirming Swill CR 2 XP 600 NE Small undead Init +3; Senses blind, blindsense 60 ft., Perception +5 Aura wretched stench (Fort DC 13, 1 minute, 15 ft.)

Defense AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 11 (+1 size, +3 Dex) hp 22 (3d8+9) Fort +3, Ref +4, Will +4 Immune undead traits, visual effects; Resist fire 5 Defensive Abilities amorphous

Offense Speed 20 ft., swim 15 ft. Melee slam +6 (1d10-1 plus 1d6 fire plus slippery grease) Ranged scalding oil +6 touch (2d6 fire)

Statistics Str 9, Dex 16, Con -, Int 1, Wis 10, Cha 15 Base Atk +2; CMB +0; CMD 13 (cannot be tripped) Feats Toughness, Weapon Finesse Skills Acrobatics +5 (-1 jumping), Perception +5, Stealth +12, Swim +7

Ecology Environment any land or underground Organization solitary, pair or banquet (3-12) Treasure special (see above)

Special Abilities Scalding Oil (Ex) A squirming swill can fire a jet of hot grease as a standard action. Treat this as a ranged touch attack with a range of 30 feet and no range increment. A creature struck takes 2d6 points of fire damage. Slippery Grease (Ex) A creature struck by a squirming swill’s slam attack must succeed a DC 13 Reflex save or fall prone. The save DC is Charisma based. Wretched Stench (Su) A creature can make a save to recover from a squirming swill’s stench as a move action on its turn. If the creature succeeds at this secondary saving throw, it vomits and the vomit joins the swill’s mass, healing the swill 3 hit points. The save DC is Charisma based.

[astrofons-highderich]

Very late #makeaterriblecomicday2024, but I feel like making it late only fits the theme better or that’s the excuse I’m going with anyway

Still thinking about the rocket lamp I saw last time I went to IKEA hnng

[smackaroni-samsonsite]

We are sleeping on one of the most important imodna scenarios: Pretty the Ogre's reaction to them getting together