#sweet sassy molassy

[vampiressmoney]

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[coopigeoncoo]

hi!! i just wanted to come on n say that i just absolutely adored ur fics!! a persistent lack of follow through, bottle episode, and the cardinal rule ;-; the last two r such crack fics but somehow is still SO immersive and im just so amazed n curious as to how u even come up with these ideas 😭 a persistent lack of follow through was so beautifully written, it reminded me of andypantsx3’s writing style n fics, tysm for giving us such amazing pieces!! that’s it i hope u hv a good day ♥️

Oh my goodness- you're so sweet! 😭Thank you so much! I'm beyond thrilled that you enjoy my writing and even more tickled that you took the time to send me a message! ❤️

And comparing me to Andypants? Sweet sassy molassy- that's an such top-tier compliment. Andy is such an incredible author and I absolutely adore their writing style and how they're able to weave so much emotion into each and every sentence. I think every MHA author wants to be like Andy when they grow up.

As for how I come up with ideas- hmm. I tend to daydream a lot and come up with lots of little questions/scenarios during my day. Sometimes I try and think about how different characters would react in situations and run that through my head like a play. And then I escalate it by asking "what is the funniest thing that could happen in this scenario?" and run with what I come up with.

So, for Cardinal Rule I had the passing thought that it would be funny if birds didn't like Hawks. From there, I started thinking about what *exactly* that would look like, and found that being able to understand the birds really opened things up for humorous scenarios. And thus, the avian telepathy Quirk reader came to be.

And Bottle Episode was originally going to start as a quick one-shot where Reader and Shouto got trapped in the love bottle, but were able to escape really quickly because they already had feelings for each other. But then I started thinking about *why* exactly a bottle like that would exist and things took a pretty somber turn as I realized that my original concept wasn't funny at all past surface level; it was actually incredibly horrifying (That's the one story that ended up WAAAAAAAY off the path I had been originally brainstorming for.)

Thank you again for taking the time to comment! I hope this message finds you well and that you have an amazing rest of your week, friend!

[chojrak-making-things]

Sweet sassy molassy

[burntundertones]

Sweet Sassy Molassy.

[spidey-loving-starkid]

I made that in reaction to episode 4. Feel free to use.

[text I.D. : the words “SWEET SASSY MOLASSY” in all caps, in red firey letters, on a transparent background. End I.D. . ].

[xdarkeningkrystals]

"Protocol can kiss my aging royal buttocks."

[heartswillbindyou]

Oooof, this guy 🥰

[lord-pigeon]

In that vein, when it comes to forced sidekick characters to the protagonist, let it be known Paimon is the worst and that Notte is by and far, the best

[pseudofaux]

Casualties of War, ch. 4

Rating: M Characters: Oichi/Katsuie Tagging: @sengokugenkigirl, @yoolee, @dear-mrs-otome, @frywen-babbles All that’s left I suppose! Thank you for indulging me in this little journey of sads and shit nobody asked for :D

Ch. 1, Ch. 2, Ch. 3

She lets out a deep breath as she eases into sleep, releasing the ties on her heart and to her past.

Keep reading

[sassy-molassy]

HEY, GUYS! I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT BYELER IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME THIS YEAR IF NOT EVER, THAT’S ALL :’) P. S. If you have some good Byeler songs in your playlists, I’m begging you, send them my way! I need as more ideas for vids as possible! Please? I will love you forever? To the moon and back?

[alessiaworld]

sweet sassy molassy will you stick a finger up my assy

OH MY GOD 😂

[sydneysageivashkov]

What are some things you're excited about in VATV? I share your worries but I'm also excited about seeing this cast bring the characters to life

I'm excited for new life in the fandom! We'e been a tiny fandom for a long time and the show will bring both new fans and old fans back. maybe with a show people will stop assuming the vampire academy tag is an aesthetic tag

I'm excited to see the portrayal by the actors. Sisi, especially, seems like she'll be an excellent Rose.

I'm excited to see a live action version of the characters we didn't get in the movie: Sydney, Adrian, Eddie. It'll make edits easier if nothing else.

We've been memeing the movie for seven years, I'm looking forward to seven years worth of memes from each new season. Will it provide anything as glorious as ✨sweet sassy molassy✨? We'll see.

Hopefully, we'll get some story updates like a decreased age gap that'll improve on the story.

I don't really know exactly how faithful the show will be to the books, but I'm planning on going into the show treating it as a fun live action au. Not all adaptions are going to be 100% faithful and there are some adaptions that are very unfaithful but are still very good stories (eg Haunting of Hill House). I've got some firm Do Not Wants (no endgame r*drian 🔪) but I'm willing to give it a shot, for the actors and to see live action Sydney if nothing else.

[lihikainanea]

CHRISTMAS VACATION TIME!!! I love the idea of Bill getting her a cute lingerie set for when they’re in the cabin, she starts blushing because maybe it’s a dainty piece, pine green with specks of gold, very festive. But then it hits her, Merida. His Merida kink screams in this outfit.

BISH DID YOU JUST

Sweet sassy molassy I can’t stop thinking about this.

Ok. ok ok ok ok FOCUS LEI. Alright so tiger has already made it clear that Bill--big, dumb, sweet Bill--can buy her lingerie, right? Yes. And we’ve already established that Bill totally, helplessly has a Merida kink that he gets real shy and blush over.

So now they’re at this cabin, right. And tiger already knows when something is up with her Big Dude, because the sweet idiot is all shifty about it and those big eyes of his just flit around nervously. But tiger is letting him work it out like a big boy, because truth be told she probably knows what’s going on--when Bill was in the shower the other night she went hunting through his suitcase for one of his big sweaters and she saw a small bag in his suitcase, tucked way in a corner--that logo on it that she knows so well. She smelled the faint waft of vanilla. And tiger knew that he bought something for her, he was just trying to work up the courage to give it to her. She didn’t peek--no sense in ruining the surprise--but she did smile real softly to herself. No matter how many times she reassures him that she loves it when he buys her sets that he likes, he still gets all flustered about it.

So look, one night she knows Bill is getting ready because he’s nervously clearing his throat like every 5 seconds. They’re smack in the middle of dinner, in big fluffy bathrobes by the fire, she has her feet on his lap--but then his eyes get all shifty, and he just stands abruptly.

“My tummy is going to get all in knots if I don’t just get this over with,” he mumbles to himself and he rakes a had through his hair nervously, “I have something for you.”

Tiger smiles big and wide and just a little devious.

“I hope it’s lingerie,” she takes a coy sip of her wine, “Because I’m due for some new additions, and I love when you give me sets that you like.”

His eyes get a little wider and he runs to his suitcase, pulling the bag out.

“It is,” he mumbles shyly, holding the bag out for her, ”I saw it and thought it was beautiful, and I--”

She pulls him down for a soft kiss, because her Good Dude will just keep rambling nervously if she lets him.

“Thank you,” she murmurs against his lips, and then she pulls away and yanks the tissue out. And inside is just the most beautiful set--it’s all velvet forest green and gold filigree, delicate, embroidered, lacy. It has a corset style bustier that’s laced with gold ribbons, a velvety garter belt, the bra is studded delicately with gold leaves and trimmed in copper. Tiger’s immediate thought is that it’s....well, It’s Merida. She thought that was the whole point.

And hey, my girl tiger, maybe she also kind of had a plan of her own. Because maybe tucked away in her suitcase is not only her original Disney-inspired risqué set with the toy bow and arrow, but she also managed to get the wig. The big, red, curly wig. But right, so she pulls this set out of the bag and holds it up, and she gasps softly.

“Bill it’s beautiful,” she whispers, “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” he stammers into his wine glass, “Don’t feel like you have to--”

“God, who knew there were so many Merida-inspired lingerie sets?” she muses, fingering some of the embroidery. But Bill’s loud gulp brings her attention back to him and he’s there like a deer in headlights, still clutching his wine glass, his eyes wide.

“What?” he stutters.

“Merida,” she holds up the set again, “Who knew there were so many?”

But the look of sheer panic on his face clues her in, and it’s everything she can do to not laugh--her big dude has no idea. He didn’t realize. He didn’t even realize that he has such a type and such a kink for it that he picked out a set that he loved, and it just so happened it was undeniably Merida-inspired.

“Oh bud,” tiger snickers, but Bill hasn’t blinked.

“It’s not--” he stammers, “Tiger, it’s not Merida.”

“Yes it is.”

“It’s not,” he’s all flustered now, blushing like wildfire as even his earlobes go red, “It’s not Merida. It’s just green!”

“And gold.”

“She doesn’t own those colours,” he’s getting all frantic and tiger is just so amused--there’s no need to be shy, “I don’t...I don’t have a....”

No sense in torturing the bastard. Tiger just stands, leans over and cuts him off with a kiss.

“You don’t,” she placates, “I’m just teasing. Thank you, bud. This is beautiful.”

And listen, after their dinner, tiger sends him out with the strict instructions to come back in 20 minutes with champagne and some form of dessert. And god she’s nearly giddy, because her Big Dude is so good to her in every way and she loves when she gets to indulge him just a little bit--and she knows he’s going to just fucking faint when he sees the wig.

So she pulls the set on, and of course it’s fucking beautiful. It fits like a glove. She dots her cheeks with freckles, pulls on the wig--and oh man, bullseye.

“Tiger, I’m back,” she hears the door open as he calls to her, “I didn’t know what dessert you wanted so I got all of them.”

And then she steps out from the bathroom, and tiger doesn’t think she’s ever seen Bill’s eyes get so wide and pop out of his head. His cheeks burn with a deep flush, and even from where she’s standing tiger can see the rapid rise and fall of his chest as he wheezes.

And she could tease. She could make some comment about how it’s TOO BAD that Bill doesn’t have a Merida kink, because this is aces. But he’s too sensitive about his little crush, and she just wants to build her Good Dude up tonight and let him feel safe in this little kink. So instead she grabs her bow and arrow, pulls back, and thunks a rubber arrow right on his chest.

“Bullseye,” she purrs, but listen--Bill? Bill has checked out. He hasn’t moved. He still hasn’t blinked. He’s just staring at her, his mouth agape.

“Bud?” she chuckles softly, “Put the desserts down.”

Like a robot, he turns and chucks them roughly on the table.

“Bring me the champagne.”

His legs are jello, he’s literally wobbling as he brings it to her.

“Go get two glasses.”

Robotic. He doesn’t take his eyes off of her as he backs up until he actually hits the cabinet with all the glasses. Tiger pops the champagne with no warning and she swears he shrieks a little.

“Bring them to me.”

More wobbling as he shoves the glasses at her, and she starts pouring.

“Now go lie on the bed bud,” she smirks, “And beg for mercy.”

[biwonderland98]

30 and 35 for the va asks?

30: What moments do you remember laughing out loud at?

Abe's reaction when Rose was accused of killing Tatiana! He's such a proud father 😍😂

(Also shout out to sweet sassy molassy from the movie which has me creased every time I watch it)

35: If you could punch any character, who would you choose?

I've been trying to base my answers mostly on VA, not Bloodlines, but Jared Sage hands down. If I had to pick someone from VA itself, probably Jesse and Ralf for being gross

[heartswillbindyou]

Seriously. I love that I’ve influenced your tag there 😂 Sweet sassy molassy indeed.

[aftergloom]

I need more Sith!Kenobi and Jedi!Maul in my life. 

These TikTok cosplayers are ruining me for sweet sassy molassy Kenobi.