#sassy-molassy

[vampiressmoney]

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[coopigeoncoo]

hi!! i just wanted to come on n say that i just absolutely adored ur fics!! a persistent lack of follow through, bottle episode, and the cardinal rule ;-; the last two r such crack fics but somehow is still SO immersive and im just so amazed n curious as to how u even come up with these ideas 😭 a persistent lack of follow through was so beautifully written, it reminded me of andypantsx3’s writing style n fics, tysm for giving us such amazing pieces!! that’s it i hope u hv a good day ♥️

Oh my goodness- you're so sweet! 😭Thank you so much! I'm beyond thrilled that you enjoy my writing and even more tickled that you took the time to send me a message! ❤️

And comparing me to Andypants? Sweet sassy molassy- that's an such top-tier compliment. Andy is such an incredible author and I absolutely adore their writing style and how they're able to weave so much emotion into each and every sentence. I think every MHA author wants to be like Andy when they grow up.

As for how I come up with ideas- hmm. I tend to daydream a lot and come up with lots of little questions/scenarios during my day. Sometimes I try and think about how different characters would react in situations and run that through my head like a play. And then I escalate it by asking "what is the funniest thing that could happen in this scenario?" and run with what I come up with.

So, for Cardinal Rule I had the passing thought that it would be funny if birds didn't like Hawks. From there, I started thinking about what *exactly* that would look like, and found that being able to understand the birds really opened things up for humorous scenarios. And thus, the avian telepathy Quirk reader came to be.

And Bottle Episode was originally going to start as a quick one-shot where Reader and Shouto got trapped in the love bottle, but were able to escape really quickly because they already had feelings for each other. But then I started thinking about *why* exactly a bottle like that would exist and things took a pretty somber turn as I realized that my original concept wasn't funny at all past surface level; it was actually incredibly horrifying (That's the one story that ended up WAAAAAAAY off the path I had been originally brainstorming for.)

Thank you again for taking the time to comment! I hope this message finds you well and that you have an amazing rest of your week, friend!

[chojrak-making-things]

Sweet sassy molassy

[esoteric-naval-gazing]

What in sweat sassy molassy is a TACTICAL HANGER

[burntundertones]

Sweet Sassy Molassy.

[sassy-molassy]

HD + small screen for the best quality! ► Fandom: The Summer I Turned Pretty; ► Characters: Jeremiah Fisher, Steven Conklin; ► Song: Attention by Wyatt.

[fhendur]

Requested by @sassy-molassy:   ↳ 'a gifset of my son’s best facial expressions in The Prodigy’  

[gregoftom]

okay… all uneven numbers for the ask game 🙃

OOF sjdskjd ok

1. 3 Fears

death, people leaving me and my loved ones being in danger/unsafe/hurt

3. 2 turns on

like… bitchiness and sassiness hhhhh, and dirty talk

5. My best friend 

i have a few and i don’t wanna list them in case i miss someone! but one of them is @billythemuppet​

7. How tall am I 

6′4″-5″, i’m not 100%, i need to be measured again

9. Favourite color

brown and green

11. Favourite place

my bedroom i guess? i don’t go out much dhfdjhfd

13. Shoe size

answered already!

15. Hair color

naturally, brown. it’s kind of ginger-y brown rn?? like the gingers washed out quite a bit but there’s some bits still in there

17. Favourite song

i have so manyyyy but one is rhythm of your heart by marianas trench

19. How I feel right now

answered!

21. My current relationship status

single

23. Favourite season

winter!

25. Tattoos and piercing I want

answered!

27. Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

every so often, but it’s quite rare

29. How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

like 10 mins??

31. Where am I right now?

home in my bedroom

33. Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

yep. you think i can afford living somewhere on my own? lol. in this economy?

35. Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

nope! i have like… a few guy friends but they’re more like colleagues

37. If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

my ozzie!!! i wanna see her so bad ughhfsndg

39. Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

answered!

41. Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

neither lmao i hate both

43. Do I believe in magic?

i think so! some things just can’t be explained by science! 

45. What’s the weather like right now?

cloudy and cool, lil bit rainy (not enough rain imo)

47. Do I have any nicknames?

jae and eddie

49. Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

yep!

51. What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

uhhhh watching got i think

53. What is my favorite word?

i have a few! tourniquet, spelunking, fuck

55. If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

be good to people in retail and customer service fuckers

57. What is my current desktop picture?

it’s standard windows 10 rn i need to change it!

59. Bought condoms?

nope

61. Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

answered!

63. Smoked weed?

yep

65. Drank alcohol?

yep

67. Been overweight?

i am rn

69. Gotten my heart broken?

oh yes. it’s the literal worst lmao

71. Been in airplane?

yep

73. Wore make up?

like… twice in  my life. it just Does Not look good on me lol

75. Had a surgery?

nope

77. Stalked someone on a social network?

nah

79. Been rejected by a crush?

many times

81. Do I like my handwriting?

it’s okay i guess

83. Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

uhhhhHHH… i’ve definitely been caught doing something bad but i can’t remember what exactly lol

85. What my greatest achievments are

uhhhhhh… getting a job i guess?? that’s like It i have 0 ability

87. What I’d do if I won in a lottery

definitely visit my oz

89. My closest Tumblr friend

@billythemuppet

91. Are you outgoing or shy?

pretty outgoing! i love social interaction

93. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

doubtful lmao

95. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

@billythemuppet again probably lol

97. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

hmmm

recipe - wild partymonster - the mowglisgood boys - josie dunnebad love - sleeping wolfcabin fever - luna blake

99. Do you think there is life on other planets?

probably…

101. Do you like your neighbors? 

they’re okay i guess. we don’t talk much

103. Favorite part of your daily routine? 

getting home after work lol

105. What do you do when you wake up?

go on my phone for 15 min so i wake up properly

107. Do you ever want to get married?

ew no

109. Would you rather live without TV or music?

ughhh i hate this!! music i guess. bc tv doesn’t include movies does it..?

111. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

i do most of my shopping online LOL but i guess various charity shops

113. Do you smile at strangers?

sometimes, depends on my mood

115. Ever wished you were someone else?

i used to a lot but not rn

117. Last thing you ate?

mcdonalds

119. Ever been in love? 

yep

121. Twitter or Tumblr?

tumblr

123. What colour are your towels?

various, there’s like blue and pink and white

125. First person you talked to today?

@billythemuppet lol she’s a lot of the answers :P

127. Name a person you hate?

this fucking customer at my work who’s been banned 3 times, is racist, harasses staff, hits other customers with things and grabs you and presses herself to you. it’s so gross ughdsfsg. she comes in eeevery fucking day too

129. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

aforementioned woman lol

131. Have any pets?

2 cats :)

133. Do you regret anything from your past? 

buncha things, but mostly dropping out of school

135. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

yep

137. Do you believe in true love?

i think so? 

139. Do you believe in ghosts?

yeah definitely!

[softbrobarnes]

42 for bookish asks!

42: Which was the best book you had to read in school?

Desert Flower by Waris Dirie. Oof, a heavy topic but it was so important.

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[eddebrock]

okay, reddie & byeler hc: both eddie and will are big spoons and hug their boyfriends like koala bears

oh my- you, you are a GENIUS.

(these are going be a little short since i’m only elaborating)

Eddie and Will are very cuddly people. They love just that sort of closeness. So who better to receive that affection than their respective boyfriends. They will literally just wrap themselves around Mike and Richie and just fall asleep like that.

Will absolutely adores pressing his face into Mike’s back while they are laying down- he finds it so comforting and reassuring and Mike is just so warm

Eddie will place his head in the crook of Richie’s neck, occasionally leaving little lazy kisses there, or on his shoulder blade.

And of course Mike and Richie just love every minute of this because when their boyfriends are cuddly and tired is just their favorite time

When Eddie and Richie first started dating the rest of the losers’ questioned this very topic and they all decided that ‘Richie is the big spoon without a doubt’

So when Mike and Bill came climbing in Richie’s window one morning to ask if he wanted to go to the arcade with them, they were very surprised to find Eddie spooning the latter. (they regretted making a bet with Bev who had a suspicion all along that the rest were wrong)

When Mike and Will began dating, the former kind of expected to be the big spoon, just because of the obvious height difference, but he certainly wasn’t complaining to be proven wrong

Mike and Will are definitely a soft-based affection couple. (eg: they’ll always greet each other with hugs). Very rarely will you find them separated when hanging out with friends or just the two of them.

[richiethedicktozier]

Then can you write a Bichie or Reddie one shot for Find a way by Safetysuit, please? I'm seeking for inspiration and your fics never cease to inspire me

I made it Bichie because I thought of them first when I heard the song. Hope this helps ya xo

Richie was a bad driver. That was rule number one: Richie wasn’t allowed to drive anyone anywhere, not even himself. Instead, he had to call someone to take him. He would have been more offended if it wasn’t a perfect excuse to have Bill take him everywhere. Bill always said he’d rather pay for gas than constantly be buying flowers to place on his “guh-goddamn grave stone”.

The group was going camping, just outside of town. School was over for the summer and they all wanted just a weekend with each other before summer jobs and responsibilities took over. Richie had his bag packed and waiting by the door since Wednesday, and he was sitting outside on the porch by Friday morning, waiting for Bill.

Bill was of course early, but Richie expected it. He also wanted to leave the house as soon as he had the chance; his parents had been screeching at him for his newest tattoo and Richie just didn’t fucking care anymore; Bill had sketched it for him special.

Richie threw his bag in the backseat and slid into the passenger side, leaning over the console to kiss Bill per their usual greeting.

“Are you ready?” Bill asked, resting his hands in his lap. “Have eh-everything?”

“Of course! I’ve got sleeping bag, medication, flashlights, and of course, condoms.” Richie pulled the sleeve out of his pocket and slapped them on the dashboard. “Can’t have unprepared wood in the woods.”

“You’re dis-s-sgusting.” Bill laughed, shaking his head. “It’s supposed to be a nice weekend away.”

“Are you saying my skills aren’t nice?” Richie gasped, placing a hand over his chest in faux shock. “Bill. I can’t believe I am hearing this right now!”

“Sh-Sh-Shut up and put on your seatbelt.” Bill sighed, rolling his eyes.

Richie did as he was told, but also pulled the strip of condoms off the dashboard and threw them in the back with his bag. He knew when a joke was over– or at least he was trying to learn to detect when it was. Bill wasn’t a big fan of dragging out those sorts of jokes. Richie was trying to learn to get the laugh in the beginning and then leave Bill alone, or get a very pursed face for the rest of the day.

“Can we put some music on?” Richie asked, already reaching for the radio. “Silence makes my head spin.”

“Yeah, sure.” Bill nodded and reached a blind hand over to turn on the radio but collided with Richie’s hand. They laced fingers as they rested them down on the console, music starting to play from the stereo. Bill hummed quietly as Richie tried to catch onto the song mid-way through– You know I’m gonna find a way to let you have your way with me.

“Well, that surely is fitting.” Richie muttered, laughing quietly. “The radio is finally catching up to modern teenagers.”

“Beep Beep.”

“Okay, that’s like a half beep! I didn’t even really say anything!” Richie cried, pointing at Bill with their conjoined hands. “I’m just saying– I’m a line in and they’re talking about fuckin’”

“Th-Th-That’s not what it’s-s about.” Bill countered, shaking his head. “I like this song.”

“Since when do you know any song on the radio?” Richie teased.

“Since this song reminds me of you.” Bill said quietly, slowly swaying his head to the music.

Richie wanted to snap back with a clever remark to twist the moment making Richie’s stomach flutter into one that made Bill flattered and embarrassed, but he was running a blank. Every sentence he tried to start was being replaced by the new lines of the song, speaking to him like they were coming from Bill. He tried to shake it out, like snow out of his hair, but he remained frozen. Bill began softly singing, taking the words and making them personalized and heavy in the air.

And if I was running. And if I was crying. And if I was scared. In Bill’s life, and in Richie’s, those weren’t ‘if’s; they had turned to nightmareish ‘when’s. Childhood summers and numerous funerals had made sure of that. They had all suffered, Bill more than any in a smothered silence. First his brother, then the slow retraction of his parents. In his life of tumbling turmoil, all those ‘if’s reminded Bill of Richie. The boy who was a far easier crier, was way worse with advice the first time around, and clung to Bill like a bad habit. Richie was a sense of safety to Bill, some-fucking-how.

Even then, how they were holding hands, Richie began to feel like an imposter to the gesture. Bill’s fingers were laced through Richie’s, his thumb gently tapping Richie’s to the beat of the song. It was like fiddling with his own hand, holding Richie’s. It was an extension, nothing to be considered but have running in the background. The lyrics were beginning to do the same; slowly fading into the background as Richie focused all his energy on hearing only Bill’s words. The boy wasn’t looking anywhere but the road, and Richie wasn’t even sure he knew he was paying so much attention, but he kept his stare subtle, pretending to be looking out the window or down the street.

Bill messed up a few times, forgetting entire lines or repeating certain ones again. I don’t care what clothes you wear, it’s time to love and I don’t care seemed to be Bill’s favorite. He filled in other lines with it entirely, ignoring the dissonance with radio and carrying on anyway. He was sure of his own mistake, going over the song like it was wrong.

“Why don’t you sing more often?” Richie asked quietly over the repeating refrain.

“Be-Because I suh-suck.” Bill laughed, using a stop sign to cast a glance at Richie. He looked at Richie like he had lost his mind.

“You don’t.” Richie said, shaking his hand. “I liked it.”

“You’ve been losing your hearing since you could hear yourself talk.” Bill countered, looking back at the road.

“And I’d like to spend my time hearing you.” Richie begged, pulling on Bill’s hands. “The song was nice. Especially your remix. Very nice.”

Bill blushed, turning to look out the driver window at imaginary traffic coming through the intersection. “I like certain lines more than others.”

“Oh yeah?” Richie hummed. “I can’t imagine why… They don’t happen to remind you of anyone, do they?” He leaned over the console to lean into Bill’s peripheral vision. “I can’t imagine who you would like to have their way with you…”

“Beep, Richie.” Bill said faintly, biting his lip.

“A half?” Richie said, eyebrows going up. “So we don’t totally disagree? Big Bill, you sly dog.” Bill glared at the road, but Richie could see the intended direction. “Okay, okay. I’ll stop.”

Richie leaned back in his seat and kept his hand settled in Bill’s. He looked out the windshield too, watching the cars pass them and tall grass bend in the light breeze. Out the corner of his eye, even though it was blurry without his glasses, Richie saw Bill’s head turn towards him. He didn’t say anything, but Richie could still hear the song echoing in his head. Bill still told Richie he chose him. He chose that song, that moment, that feeling, those words to be for him. Sure they were written by someone else, but Bill always had a way of taking words and crafting them into a personal cradle, making everyone feel safe and surrounded by them. Richie twisted in his seat and rested his head on Bill’s shoulder, curling into the words still swirling around his head and in his ears.

[bywheelers]

hello, my bored friend! here's a cute Henclair headcanon for you: Lucas has a week's growth on his chin. Dustin complains and refuses Lucas's kisses.

Hi hi diana! And that’s such a cute headcanon! I can see them bickering about this, dustin is annoyed because it scratches him a lot and it’s rather painful for him so he just wants lucas to get rid of it but lucas is so proud he’s growing a beard that he’s stubborn enough to not want to do that.

They do get to an understanding sometime later, when dustin still refuses to kiss him because he’s missing his boyfriend’s sweet and soft kisses very much, so the vert next day he arrives at dustin’s house clean shaved and they cuddle and share small pecks all day ;u;

[3dnygma]

Ozzie for the character thing!

send me a character! 

alright here we go!!

1. favourite thing about them

That his favourite food is Gulasch because wow what a mood.

How he uses his weaknesses and lets others underestimate him intentionally! Oswald showed this trait more across s1 than during the following seasons but that’s because he wasn’t the King Of Gotham™ back then. Characters like Maroni, Falcone and Fish thought that he was just an underling at first - and Oswald went along with it in order to manipulate them and stab them in their backs. It’s a genius tactic and it reminds me of how misleading first appearances can sometimes be. And how being underestimated can have its perks as well.

2. least favourite thing about them

One problem that I have with how his arcs are written is that it’s always an intense rollercoaster. He always rises to the top, then falls down, then rises again. So far, they’ve found interesting ways to make Oswald “fall” - and I hope that this is going to continue because otherwise, those arcs are going to be pretty boring for me.

3. favourite line

“Your greatest fashion becomes your greatest weakness.” Firstly, because I love the message of the line itself and secondly, because it’s great foreshadowing in regards to Oswald falling in love with Ed and being easier to manipulate.

4. brOTP

Oswald and Jim...although you can’t call that friendship anymore lol. There were several relationships/friendships that I loved but they all faded because Oswald or the second character betrayed the other person, my favourite among those was Oswald and Victor.

5. OTP

Nygmobblepot ^^

6. nOTP

mmmm probably Sofia/Oswald but I’m not actively hating on it, just ignoring it.

7. random headcanon

He very, very picky when it’s about dessert. No raisins, no plain, simple creams, nothing that tastes too sweet...he’ll mostly just go with chocolate cake.

8. unpopular opinion

This is more about the fandom than Oswald himself but...Oswald does, in fact, deserve some of the things that are happening to him. I agree that he can sometimes suffer a lot in canon (the whole plot of him meeting his father and abusive stepmom/stepsiblings....ouch) but I think some people in the fandom tend to excuse all of his actions while putting other characters down. Like in that whole Ed vs. Oswald arc.

9. song I associate with them

Emperor’s New Clothes by Panic! At The Disco

10. favourite picture of them

THIS SCENE MAKES ME SO SOFT AND EMOTIONAL BYE. He was so happy in that picture, also 10/10 outfit and hairstyle.

[paladinscleric]

sparkle & witches!

sparkle; dream job?a counsellor for children who were victims of sexual violence witches; how do you like to dress?at home: in big shirts, jumpers, sweatpants and fuzzy socks. in The Outside: very hipster-y with mom jeans, ugly vintage shirts/jumpers/jackets, tote bags and always two different socks.just in general.. oversized clothing is my shit. also anything velvet and/or pastel pink. thank you, diana!! 💕

[80smikewheeler]

If I were dating you, I'd regularly take you on cute dates like going to the drive in movies or just laying out underneath the stars. I'd buy you stuffed animals for special occasions and try to give you as much hugs as I could (cause hugs are my drugs, lmao). 😉

Oh wow Diana…You’re making me go weak in the knees!!! I’m practically melting at this to be totally honest!

It’s like you’re a fucking mind reader or something, (or you just telepathically know me so well already…😏) ! I’ve ALWAYS wanted to go to the drive in movies, but it’s not really a ‘thing’ over here, so I’ve never been able to go!

I’m in actual love with looking at the stars and the sky at night! [I kid you not, I actually stand outside of my house, even when it’s freezing, at night sometimes and just stare up at the sky for so long and admire the stars and imagine up lil things in my head], so I think lying under the stars with you would actually make my heart explode! My lil heart wouldn’t be able to take the adorableness of it all!! 💖

You’d honestly be the best damn date out there! Bitch, we need to meet on an astral plane and snuggle up under the stars together already! Meet me tomorrow night babe? 😏💕✨

I love you Diana omfg! 😘

[sassy-molassy]

HD + small screen for the best quality! (lyrics translation is in the description) ► Fandom: Major Grom & Plague Doctor; ► Song: Терновый венец эволюции by Pyrokinesis.