#swear to god the devil made me do it
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ifuckinghatebriansella · 1 month ago
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and by it? ahaha. let's just say. blowing air into your open mouth
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thefrontbottomsmademedoit · 1 month ago
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i love the bridge to swear to god the devil made me do it because it feels like brian is speaking from inside my soul
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because yeah, i want to make something ground breaking, life changing, a legacy for myself. something big that won't be forgotten.
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i want to do something no one else has done. i crave to be needed and i feel like i don't fulfill my purpose if i'm not needed. if something can't be done without my participation i feel like i'm truly fulfilling my potential.
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i have a persona of confidence and charisma that is entirely fake and i survive off of it. if i openly express that i'm great and have high self confidence, people will agree with that, and that's basically a compliment. i'm not unique. my style and personality is all an amalgamation of copies of other people's, and i'm really good at pretending that i believe i am something special.
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god i want to make a difference. i want to help people. it doesn't matter if i receive recognition for it or not. i want to do good things and make a difference. my existence feels worthy if i am able to make someone else's better.
and i know cpr.
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skeeverboy · 9 months ago
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BUT I AM FULL OF SHIT IM A PLAGIARIST AS A LIAR, IM A TEN
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mikesfag · 3 months ago
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this song is so Stanley Pines coded I can't
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youdonthavetocallmedarlinnn · 10 months ago
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This is my best friend, my lover, my partner in crime and adventure, and my favorite person. He is voluntarily going to rehab tomorrow. This is the first time he's ever chosen to go on his own. I will miss him completely, but I will sacrifice not being able to see him every day for a couple of months for a chance at an actual future. He asked me to marry him months before he ever relapsed. I hope that one day that could happen, but ultimately, I hope he finds what he's looking for and embraces it and his flaws and his story without shame. I love this person so fucking much and this the first time in two years we'll be apart. We've been through worse, but it's hard to remember how I got through that. This time tomorrow, I'll be alone in our bed with our cats, and that is hard to even fathom. Today he has been in good spirits. Better than me for sure but I can see clear glimpses of the person I love coming through for the first time in months. I'm grateful I got have this beautiful day with him. I will hold it close to my heart while I go through these next couple of months.
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ifuckinghatebriansella · 3 months ago
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space aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage crystals
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condescending-jerk · 1 year ago
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18 again
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creature-phases · 10 months ago
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The Front Bottoms lyrics are so great because a song will have a chorus about knowing CPR that doesn’t make much sense (but you still feel it) and then it will also drop the lyric
“I just want this to mean something to anyone/even if they don’t know who I am”
And fuck up your entire day
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d3ad-on-arriva1 · 6 months ago
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prob’ly keeping to themselves
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akechi-if-he-slayed · 8 months ago
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i am full of SHIT im a PLAGIARIST as a liar i’m a TEN.
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ifuckinghatebriansella · 6 months ago
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brian really called those of us who fake confidence out with swear to god huh. i'm full of shit i'm a plagiarist. as a liar i'm a ten. you didn't need to kick me in the gut and call me a slut like that. i space aaaaaaaaaaaage crystal'd too close to the sun and now i fall from the sky like icarus
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belayadeath-goner · 6 months ago
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bianca mikhailovna, the woman you are
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midwestingmyemo · 6 months ago
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-OUR LOVE'S A DANGEROUS, DANGEROUS GAME-
-BUT I AM FULL OF SHIT, I'M A PLAGIARIST-
-AS A LIAR, I'M A TEN-
-I JUST WANT THIS TO MEAN SOMETHING TO ANYONE EVEN IF THEY DON'T KNOW WHO I AM-
~<3
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captaincrowface · 1 year ago
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I WANNA MAKE TEAR-JERKING, SHOWER-CURTAIN, CAMERA-RUNNING GENIUS! I WANNA MAKE THEM THINK THEY’RE SEEING SOMETHING THEY AIN’T NEVER SEEN BEFORE! BUT I AM FULL OF SHIT, I’M A PLAGIARIST, I’M A LIAR, I’M A TEN! I JUST WANT THIS TO MEAN SOMETHING TO ANYONE, EVEN IF THEY DON’T KNOW WHO I AM!
god damn i love the front bottoms
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qolumbine · 10 months ago
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Tw for sh,,,, TEA!!!
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hanniebaeee · 24 days ago
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Tease me
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Hyunlix x fem!reader
Warnings: SMUT MDNI
Genre: established relationship, fluff, smut
Summary: Hyunjin is on a work trip, leaving you and Felix alone at home. And when he video calls, Felix is an absolute menace, and it leads to some fun over the call.
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Hyunjin had been gone for two days. Two. Long. Days. And you and Felix were starting to feel it - life was just not the same without his constant dramatics and flopping around.
And now Felix was stretched out on the couch with you, scrolling through his phone while you absently ran your fingers through his soft dark hair.
“I miss him,” you sighed, letting your other hand flop to the side dramatically.
“Same,” Felix mumbled, but he quickly looked up at you, grinning. “But his whines are still echoing in my ears.”
“You love his whining. Admit it.” You laughed, poking him in the cheek.
“I do, but I love making him whine even more.” Felix said, and just then, your phone buzzed on the coffee table.
Oh finally, there it was - Hyunjin’s name flashing on the screen.
“Hehe I was waiting for this,” Felix murmured, sitting up and pulling you closer to him.
“Behave,” you warned, picking up the phone, knowing the kind of drama that was about to unfold.
But Felix was already wrapping an arm around your shoulders, nuzzling his face into your neck like the needy little devil he was. The video call connected, and Hyunjin’s beautiful face filled the screen.
“Baby!” he whined, his voice immediately breaking into that soft, needy tone that made your heart clench. “I miss you both so much - what are you doing?”
“Hi, Jinnie,” you said warmly, smiling as he ran his hand over his short hair. “We miss you too.”
“Do you?” His eyes narrowed suddenly as he noticed Felix’s smug face next to yours. Felix, who was now draped over you like a human blanket, had the audacity to smirk at the camera.
“Hi, Hyunie,” Felix purred, his voice deep and playful. “We miss you sooo much. But, I’m taking good care of our baby while you’re gone.”
“Felix, I don't remember asking you to do that! Get off of her!” Hyunjin bit out, his cheeks turning pink.
“Oh, I don’t think she minds, do you, love?” Felix grinned wider, pressing a kiss to your temple just to rile him up more.
You snorted, biting your lip to keep from laughing.
“You’re impossible,” you whispered to Felix, who winked at you.
“Yah! Don’t encourage him!” Hyunjin barked, his pout turning into a full-blown glare. “Felix, I swear to god, I’m coming home tomorrow, and I’m not leaving either of you alone for a second. You hear me?”
Felix leaned closer to the camera, filling the screen with his playful expression.
“Aww, you sound jealous, Hyunjinnie. Don’t worry, I’ll save some cuddles for you. Maybe.”
“You’re so annoying!” Hyunjin groaned, running a hand through his hair in frustration. Then, his tone softened as he looked at you, his eyes literally begging. “Babyyy, tell him to stop hogging you.”
“I don’t know,” you teased, leaning back against Felix just a little more. “He’s being pretty sweet to me right now.”
Hyunjin let out a dramatic sigh, slumping against the headboard.
“This is torture. Absolute torture. I’m calling the airline to book an earlier flight.” he whined and Felix burst into laughter and he kissed your cheek obnoxiously loud for Hyunjin to hear.
“Fine. Enjoy your little Felix cuddle-fest while you can. Because when I get back, it’s my turn, and I’m not sharing.” Hyunjin glared at the two of you through the screen, but his lips twitched like he was fighting a smile.
“Oh, we’ll see about that,” Felix quipped, smirking devilishly before his head dipped, and his lips landed on your neck.
“Felix, I’m going to murder you when I get home,” Hyunjin growled. “Baby, don’t let him do that to you. Tell him you’re mine!”
“Oh please,” Felix scoffed, pressing a slow, teasing kiss on the crook of your neck. “But right now, she’s all mine.”
“Don't do this to me!” Hyunjin said, his pitiful look going straight to your core.
“Jinnie, you’re so cute when you’re jealous.” you laughed, leaning into Felix’s chest as you tried to catch your breath.
“I’m not cute!” Hyunjin shot back, his cheeks bright red. “I’m serious! When I get home, I’m keeping you both in bed for a week. No, two weeks!”
Felix chuckled, his hands slipping down to your thighs as he pressed his face into your neck, leaving open mouthed kisses just to push Hyunjin a little more. “Sounds like someone’s desperate, huh, baby girl? Should we keep teasing him?”
“Felix, stop it!” Hyunjin groaned, burying his face in his hands. “I can't take it anymore!!”
“Good,” Felix said smugly, nipping at your earlobe. “Maybe next time, you’ll think twice about leaving us alone for so long.”
Hyunjin peeked through his fingers, his dark eyes burning with frustration and longing.
“You’re both evil. When I get home, you’re not going to know what hit you.” he said, and you smiled at him, your heart aching and racing all at once.
“So, how was your day?” You asked, hoping to change the topic of discussion, while Felix was all over you like a lazy cat.
“Was fine. The meeting went really well - Felix, I’m serious!” Hyunjin’s voice cracked as he pointed at the camera, his tone caught between desperation and a growl. “If you don’t stop, I swear -”
“Oh?” Felix cut him off, smirking, his finger slipping down your chest.
His voice dropped into a sultry, teasing purr as his lips grazed your skin and said, “Like this?”
“Felix!” Hyunjin barked, slapping the table next to him. “I'm catching the next flight home!”
“Good.” Felix smiled, his freckles crinkling as he kissed your shoulder, his lips deliberately lingering. “Come home and stop me, Hyunie. I dare you.”
Your cheeks were hot, your head resting on Felix’s chest as you tried to contain your laughter. Hyunjin, however, had completely lost it. He leaned in closer to the camera, his pupils blown wide with possessiveness and lust.
“Baby,” he said, his tone pleading as he locked eyes with you. “Why are you letting him do this?”
Felix tsked, shaking his head. “Because she likes it, obviously.”
“Lix! I’m going to -” Hyunjin’s voice caught as Felix’s hand slid up your thigh, and disappeared under the little nightdress you were wearing.
“Oh, keep going,” Felix drawled, his eyes flicking to the screen. “What are you going to do, Hyun? Talk me to death?”
Hyunjin’s breath hitched, his eyes fixed on Felix’s hand, which was definitely slipping into your panties now.
“I'm gonna kill you.” Hyunjin growled, feeling his own desire going straight down there.
Your gasped, heat rushing to your face as Felix only laughed, dark and deep. He was absolutely thriving on Hyunjin’s unhinged energy. And you gasped as his fingers slipped into your folds, dripping with arousal (no surprise there).
“Promises, promises,” Felix murmured, leaning down to kiss your jawline. “But for now, baby girl’s mine to play with. Isn’t that right, love?”
You let out a nervous laugh, caught between the intense tension between the boys.
“Hyunjin…” you started, but he cut you off, his voice low and commanding.
“Watch and learn.” Felix’s voice couldn't be any more smug, as his fingers rubbed small circles on your clit. “She's so wet, Hyunie.”
Hyunjin felt himself go harder by the second. He couldn't deny that this was one of the most delicious things he's ever witnessed - the two people he loved the most putting on a show for him.
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“Are you just gonna keep touching her?” He whispered, and Felix's brows shot up before his eyes met you as if asking for permission. “You know what she likes-”
And you glanced between him and Hyunjin, who was now palming himself through his pants. You swallowed and gave Felix a little nod.
That's all it took for him to quickly pull your panties down and toss it aside. And with a grin thrown at Hyunjin, Felix was off the sofa, and on his knees on the floor in front of you.
He angled the camera perfectly for Hyunjin to be able to see what was happening. Seeing the look on Hyunjin’s face, Felix wasted no time. No build up.
He went straight to lick a long strip from your slit to your clit, and it had you shaking and shivering.
“Felix…” you whispered, your heart racing.
Hyunjin let out a low, guttural groan, his hand slipped into his pants and gripped at his length. He stroked himself as he watched Felix’s tongue glide through your folds lazily.
You could barely breathe as Felix closed his lips around your clit and sucked almost harshly. Your fingers slipped through his soft hair, pulling slightly as he continued to lick through your soft lips noisily. Your body quivered with the wave of pleasure coursing through you.
Hyunjin’s breathe came out raggedly as he watched Felix's tongue slipping into you, and the soft whimpers spilling out of your lips driving him insane.
“Felix,” you hissed, biting your lip to stifle a moan. “Baby I'm so close.”
“Good,” Felix whispered, his lips returning to your clit as he slipped two fingers into you. “You good Hyunie?”
“So close-” Hyunjin whispered, his eyes darkening.
“Let go for me, love,” Felix prompted, feeling your body tense. “Let go, Hyunnie.”
Hyunjin was unraveling before your eyes. Through the screen, you saw his pouty lips were parted, his breathing heavier now, his hand moving faster.
“Oh fuck,” He moaned, and your own orgasm came crashing down as Hyunjin came hard, spilling all over his stomach and hand. “Oh my God.”
You whined as Felix continued to lap up all your release, before sitting back and smiling at you like he's won the lottery.
“Oh my God, Lixie-” You mumbled, your head falling back. “I swear you two-”
Felix started to laugh and you couldn't help but join him. You both giggled so hard, Hyunjin had to join in. And it was absolutely a mess.
“Hyunjinnie,” you murmured softly, trying to breathe as your giggles subsided. “I miss you baby, come home already!”
“Taking the first flight back. I'm done here.” He said, grabbing some tissues to wipe his hands.
Felix chuckled, joining you on the couch again.
“You better sleep with one eye open, Lix. Gonna make you regret every single second of this. And baby girl?” Hyunjin said, before turning his gaze to you, his tone softening but no less intense. “I’m going to remind you what you really like.”
You giggled again and Felix grinned, clearly thrilled by Hyunjin’s reaction.
“Good,” he murmured, pressing a kiss to your jaw. “I’ll be waiting for you, Hyun. But until then…”
He didn’t finish the sentence, letting his actions speak louder than his words as his lips captured yours in a kiss so deep and searing. You could taste yourself on his lips, and it just made everything more hot.
“You’re the worst, Felix,” Hyunjin groaned, though he was smiling. “I hate how much I love you right now.”
Felix laughed, winking at Hyunjin.
“Mission accomplished.”
“Felix, baby,” Hyunjin said, lifting his head to glare at the two of you through the screen. “You’re both dead when I get home.”
And from the heat in his voice, you knew he wasn’t lying. And you couldn't wait.
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