#swear cw

[compelledcurator]

continued from @heiilari | Rival sentences

He played her game, Crowley was good at being the prized pet, obedient guard dog and all that until he found your weak spot then he was highly skilled at taking you out of the game, off the board and have you thinking it was your idea.

He looked up at the queen. She had a point, Hell had gone to shit and while He could give her the million reasons as to why she should share some blame for leaving it was ultimately her husbands fault and Crowley wasn't naive enough to think coitizing Hells it couple was a good idea.

" Are you done? " sarcasm still present, he respected Lilith but he had some dignity.

He got some space between them, straightening his suit he continued " Well, your highness, as you know Hell needs order, No demon is going to respect my authority over the Kings "

Crowley was dancing on a knifes edge here but he knew what he was doing, for the most part. " If I can have your attention, I do have some suggestions on getting Hell back in order " he smiled at her, a cold smiling predator looking into his prey.

Game on.

[bamboozledchaos]

Bro-nya not being a hey mamas lesbian cat girl was a missed but golden opportunity tbh like she’s so shiny like silver Pokémon and is my type rn but she had the potential to be my equally-gay nemesis where we meme the shit outta each other

[gh0sdae]

On how they still think curly tried to commit with the crash:

[mikurinkuwu]

⚠️yuri warning⚠️ girlxgirl action!!! dont like dont watch ^-^

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

[ilions-end]

i've noticed just how often achilles' dragging of hector's corpse is framed mostly as an act of extreme disrespect, or only some brutal show of triumph. personally i think that's underselling both achilles' intention and what the trojans must be thinking as they watch it happen.

hector's corpse is divinely protected so it can't be damaged by the greeks after death; all that effectively happens in the iliad is that his body gets dirty. but under normal circumstances (and i'm not gonna impose realism on mythology, but the iliad is famously detailed when it comes to bodily trauma), the physical reality of dragging a corpse along stony ground for miles would be severe disfigurement and dismemberment. first the skin would wear off, then soft tissues, then extremities would start to detach. i think the iliad's original audience would be aware of that as an intended outcome.

achilles (who doesn't yet know that hector's body has been granted divine stasis) doesn't just want to parade his enemy's corpse around, he wants to tear it apart ("i only wish that this fury inside my heart would drive me to carve you to pieces and eat your flesh raw..."), he wants it to not resemble a human anymore. he wants hector's blood and flesh to circle the city of troy. he wants to make it impossible for hector's family to gather the pieces of him to cremate and that way hector's spirit won't find passage into the underworld. that's what the gods are preventing from happening, they're not just keeping the corpse pretty for priam to pick up later.

[linkcharacter]

Can we fix him ?

[kagoutiss]

i’ll take care of everything

[compelledcurator]

𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 || Accepting

(a collection of prompts from the YouTube show “BuzzFeed Unsolved”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

@amischiefofmuses asked; “Hey, you demon fuck.” [Constantine to Dean]

After months of searching, countless hours researching, gathering specific weapons by trading favors, Not seeing Sam or anyone for that matter, dedicating himself entirely to find this one goddamn demon he was told was hatching a plan to over throw God, which would cause unexplainable chaos and so Dean even traveled thousands of miles to find himself an expert in this class of Demon and when they finally close in on an area of interest, this is the fucking 'expertise' " Hey, you demon fuck "

Dean couldn't have looked more murderous. He could be sipping an ice cold beer, maybe even have a decently warm shower, could've treated himself to some pie but no he's here with this idiot.

" Remind me again, why I need you " he huffed

Despite his pissy attitude Dean knew he'd never even get close to this level of demon, he only stumbled on the plans after he had been in hell with Crowley on another wild goose chase. He knew he was somewhat out of his depth here.

He adjusted his grip on the torch, demon blade clutched by his side. It wasn't the original but with demons, angels and witches either owing favors or trading you could get something pretty close.

" Wait " He put his arm across Constantine to pause their movement. He signaled he'd heard something to the left and they should check it out but Dean wasn't a real solider, he may as well have been throwing gang signs.

[vira-with-no-v]

Crime and punishment

[catsharky]

And on that day, Garrus learned two things: to shut up and let Shepard fight the losing battle against gravity, and a whole lotta new human swear words

Comic Masterpost

Also, while I didn't end up being able to match the vibe of the rough for this panel, I like it so much that I must share it with the world

[lebloodymoonsystem]

Being plural is like

Woah I’m glad that breakdown is over, I hope no one saw that.

The fucking Grinch: Yeah

[st4r-t3ars]

The Archivist ver. 2

[threateningwatercress]

CW: blood/gore!!!!

doodles of this absolute critter

[strawberrylemonchai]

Edited to add the original lol

[lazylittledragon]

pspspspsss mombin pt 4

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