#swd: obey me!
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zephyrchama · 30 days ago
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Going to a restaurant with the cast of Obey Me! and the waiter asks, "is anyone in your party under 500? Beings who are five centuries and under eat for free."
The waiter glances at Luke as they say this but everyone immediately turns to you.
Mammon cracks up when the waiter brings over a high chair and you have to turn them down. Leviathan encourages you to at least take the booster seat so you can feel taller. Thirteen wheezes when they bring out the crayons and coloring mat, which you insist on sharing. You tell Diavolo not to get any funny ideas when the waiter bends down to speak with you at eye level. It's just standard protocol for this diner.
Mephistopheles doesn't understand the big deal. You're not even a century old yet, isn't this normal? Solomon, however, is trying not let his mini midlife crisis show. To Barbatos' delight, he's not getting the same treatment as you (despite also being human) and fears he might be starting to look his age.
Lucifer is visibly enjoying himself way too much and hasn't stopped sneering since you were handed a children's menu, which Beelzebub is excitedly cross-referencing with the adult menu that everyone else got. Raphael likes the little flag they stuck in your food. Luke is acting so smug and haughty that Simeon has to remind him to be humble.
Satan makes the unnecessary offer to cut your food into smaller bites because they only gave you a small plastic spork, while Asmodeus is busy snapping pictures of the chef's ketchup smiley face atop your dish. Belphegor warns you not to hurt yourself and asks if he should blow on your food, causing you to threaten him with the spork.
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asterronomical · 3 months ago
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Just two demons. hangin out....... this is what the inside of my brain looks like if ur wondering
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avonyxx · 10 months ago
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The bros drew themselves 🦅🦅🦅🫴🫴🫴
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still-a-morosexual-help · 5 months ago
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I find it really funny that Mammon is genuinely one of the kindest demons,
• He rarely loses his temper
• He was picked to look after a human because of this and so he's the only brother that never attacks or genuinely threatens MC
• He adopts some random 9yr old orphaned human, is determined to pay for all her needs until she's an adult, and lets himself be extorted by the witches just so they continue to look after her
• He forgives any slight against him if the person who wronged him says sorry
• He has put Luke's happiness & safety over money multiple times
• His whole reason for Falling was just so he could follow Lucifer & continue supporting him while he was suffering
• He gave a birthday present he received to a random demon who tried to hurt him because he figured that demon needed something to make him happy
• Even though Raphael doesn't see the good in him, he still wanted to help Raphael see the beauty of the Devildom
• He was worried about Simeon and ready to fight Michael on Simeon's behalf
• He tries to give up a prize he would have won for Asmo
• The thing that makes him initially reach out to MC in Nightbringer is seeing them being nice to Levi
• Levi describes him as a "jerk with a heart of gold"
• Levi says Mammon makes friends easily and isn't selfish
• He cares deeply about consent
• MC says he's "innocent & genuine"
• MC says Mammon has "always been kind" and the others don't disagree
• He says that angels, demons & humans are all people and shouldn't be treated differently because of what they are
• He gets upset because of the way Cinderella's family treats her because he thinks family should love each other, and it doesn't matter if they are blood related or not
• He cries during nature documentaries
• He's the one that takes the first step to make things normal with Belphie again after what happened in Lesson 16 despite the fact that he was the one who was most outwardly affected by MC's death and was mocked for it by Belphie
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The only thing stopping him from doing a complete 180° and becoming a villain is that MC has decided to use their considerable power for chaotic neutral level hijinks and not chaotic evil level destruction
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r0t-t1ngxeyy · 4 months ago
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You telling me this little shit right here has 13 boyfriends, 1 girlfriend and a son??
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nutbreadys · 6 months ago
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She's our #1 fan 💯
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temis-de-leon · 5 months ago
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Simple signs of affection
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Lucifer: putting his hair back in place right before caressing his cheekbone, reminding him to rest his eyes and offering your company while he's working.
Mammon: putting his sunglasses on him when his hands are occupied while driving, offering him treats and changing the music to both of your likings.
Levi: charging his controllers and his DDD while he's sleeping to have them ready for the next day, standing behind his chair while he's playing and massaging his shoulders.
Satan: knowing how he likes his coffee and making it before he wakes up, hugging him out of nowhere and staying like that for long minutes.
Asmo: taking candids of him while he's distracted because you love him the most when he's himself, putting the back of his collar back in place before classes.
Beel: each of you buying a 2x1 offer from his favourite restaurant and giving him your extra portion, asking him to bend down so you can kiss him.
Belphie: softly brushing the matted fur of his tail while he's asleep, caressing his frown away when he's irritated.
Diavolo: teasing him, saying you'll fight him for the last fry or denying a favor while doing what he asked, exchanging foods because his had pickles and yours not.
Barbatos: preparing and measuring the ingredients before he gets to the kitchen, cleaning the utensils while he's cooking, making his duties a little bit easier.
Solomon: having inside jokes with him about the human world, asking him to tell you a story, telling him a story of yours.
Simeon: being in comfortable silence with him, visiting him because you missed him and because you knew he'd accidentally hung up the phone if you called him.
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Main Masterlist
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da-shrimping-station · 7 months ago
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BEHOLD! One of the most powerful beings in all the realms!
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bluewolfangel01 · 14 days ago
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Mammon: "Ugh, I swear we've looked everywhere and we still haven't found Mc!"
Satan: "I'll admit, I didn't think they would be this good at hide and seek."
Asmo: "Where could they be, we've searched the whole house havent we?"
Beel: "Well, there's one place we haven't checked. Lucifer's study."
Levi: "WH-WHA?! WE CANT CHECK THERE! Lucifer is in there!!! He'd kill us on sight if we went in there while he's busy!!!"
Belphie: "It's the only place we haven't checked."
Lucifer: *in his study, busily working away at the mountain of paperwork on his desk from Diavolo*
Mammon: *opens the door slowly trying to be quiet, but its only opened to a small bit before...*
Lucifer: "Is there something you need Mammon?"
Mammon: "H-hey bestest bro in all the realms! Uh... Mc wouldn't happen to be hiding in here by any chance right?"
Lucifer: "Leave before I give Cerburus a new white haired pinata to play with."
Mammon: *shuts the door and runs away as fast as possible*
Lucifer: "I do not understand why you decide to hide here whenever you all play hide and seek."
Mc: *pops their head out from underneath Lucifer's cape*
Mc: "Because it's a guaranteed win spot and I get the chance to spend some alone time with you~"
Lucifer: *looks down towards Mc and he can't help but smile seeing their face*
Lucifer: "You're lucky I love you."
Mc: "I know!"
Mc and Luci then proceed to kiss
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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 2 months ago
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Mammon: Can I have a bite of your food?
Mc: Absolutely not!
Levi: Wow. Some great couple. She won’t even share her food.
Mc: It has avocado on it. He's allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Mammon to die?
Levi:
Levi, murmuring: Yes.
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zephyrchama · 5 months ago
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Can't stop thinking about the brothers calling MC "master" since that new teaser trailer came out. The game is called "One Master to Rule Them All." It's always been called that. This massive potential has been right in front of our eyes the whole time.
Lucifer, who only uses it in private when he's feeling particularly devilish. He wraps his arms around you, looks you right in the eye, and asks, "how does my master feel today, hmm?"
Mammon, who has an empty wallet and the urge to gamble: "Maaaster! Can I borrow some cash? I can, right? I'm your first, after all. I'll just take it from your wallet."
Leviathan, who wants to go to an anime collab cafe but is too anxious to go alone, so he begs you: "Please! Master! It's only open this week and I just have to collect all 24 limited edition cafe coasters! It'll be easier if we go together!"
Satan, who catches you when you stumble and jokingly asks, "are you okay, master?" He likes seeing the little sparks of wrath in your eyes that mirror his own.
Asmodeus, who thinks the word is hot and enjoys your reaction when he comes to steal you away from other people by saying "hey! I need to speak with my master. I'll be borrowing them for a while. I'm sure you don't mind."
Beelzebub, who hungrily stares at the food in the fridge with your name on it. He knows he needs to butter you up to have any chance of success: "Hey master, are you gonna eat that?"
Belphegor, who uses it at the most unexpected times. He texts the group chat, "does anyone know where our master is? I can't find them." It sets off a long chain of messages. "Master's not in their bedroom?" "Master? Haven't seen 'em." "Did you try yelling 'master!' and seeing if they respond?" "I saw master getting something to drink about an hour ago." "Master, are you reading our messages? I know you are." "I can't believe master is ignoring us." Several crying emoji are sent in quick succession.
Solomon and Barbatos, who witness the brothers doing this on occasion. Solomon turns to the latter and says, "You never call me your master. Want to give it a try?"
Barbatos looks at him with barely repressed revulsion. "I only have one master, and that is the Young Master. If you ever make such a joke again I will have you tried in court for lese-majeste."
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asterronomical · 5 months ago
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dance battle<33
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helshollowhalls · 13 days ago
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still-a-morosexual-help · 2 months ago
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Something about the way that MC flirting with Asmo is actually subtle but them flirting with Mammom might as well be "WOW that's CRAZY. I'll need mouth-to-mouth cpr to recover, HOW TERRIBLE. Mammon, come here." is so funny to me
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tsukii0002 · 1 month ago
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Barbatos: Mc.
Mc: Yes, Barbatos?
Barbatos: *blinking repeatedly* May I ask what are you doing?
Mc: *laying on top of Diavolo in his demonic form, with their cheek pressed against his chest* I'm in reptilian mode.
Barbatos: Alright��� But that doesn't explain why you're on top of the young master.
Mc: But the other day we said that Dia is the sun of the Devildom.
Barbatos: We did indeed.
Mc: Well, this lizard is in the sun.
Diavolo: You heard it Barbatos :D *practically glowing*
Barbatos: *chuckles* You don't need to invent excuses to be hugging each other.
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hibiscuslovecandles · 3 months ago
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Luuuucifer the human is being mean again >:(
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