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yourfatherjustinmcelroy · 6 months ago

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Rewatching the first few episodes of fhjy because i guess i have nothing better to do and the way you can see how kibblespilly was supposed to be a counter to riz is so fucking funny. Its all there from the very beginning- the attitude, the tactics, the way she interacts with the party and everything- this is supposed to be riz's counterpart to run against him for student body president and have a terrible battle of wits and barbs

But in a twist that is perhaps THE most befitting to her ideal story of running against the boy she chose to be her antagonist, the intrepid heroes just straight up not taking the bait resulting in her instead having to go toe to toe against her idealized perfect rival's aggressive near-flunkie unsubtle chaotic friend is SO FUNNY.

Like I know some people are disappointed we dont get the riz vs kipperlily presidential whatever, I know it doesnt make tons of sense in that specific narrative way. But the fucking hilarious meta that even this didnt go her way is so funny. Because instead of rogue sneaking and behind the shadows plays and spy vs spy shit, we have just outward schoolyard taunts and shit like kristen exploding and jumping over the school and the exact kind of play that baits kipperlily into rage every single time and its so fucking funny. Kristen runs naked through the school and does party stunts and is STILL BEATING HER. She even clearly constructed her party to mirror the bad kids perfectly and craft each of them their own nemesis/counterpart and for the most part it like kind of worked EXCEPT FOR HER.

It must drive her fucking crazy that her cute little plot of rogue vs rogue didnt pan out at fucking all despite ALL the signs pointing to that making the most sense. This was something she just couldnt predict, couldnt mastermind. She got up onto that metaphorical stage for a debate and instead was met with a clowning act. Its so funny. I love fantasy high. Nothing you could have done would have changed this, fourdogs. You never had any power at all.

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paper-mario-wiki · 4 months ago

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my 85 thousand dollar rig that i use for posting only.

#image #not really 85k #i think ive spent like. 1.5k on this PC over the course of 4 years #definitely didnt start this swanky

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in-my-loki-feels · 9 months ago

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I can't stop thinking about pairing this guy:

with this guy:

Just something about the absolute goofball energy of the first, running into the megalomaniac energy of the second. I feel like President Loki would be all "I am here to rule and nothing's going to stop me!" and the Mobius variant would be confused but on board and also distracted by a dish on another table: "Oh yeah? Cool, cool, tell me more. Hey, are you going to eat that?"

ETA: I ended up writing a short thing for this idea. Adding a link here in case the one in the reblogs isn't obvious.

There is now a 4+1 expanded version up on AO3!

#president loki #mobius m mobius #lokius au #originally i was just thinking about how owen is at the start of the skit #dentist turned janitor turned influencer #but we can take it a step further and make it about indianapolis bones #president loki showing up with an entourage to some swanky dinner where dr bones has been cornered #all hell breaks loose when the 'interested parties' bring out weapons because loki's men think it's an attack on loki #in the chaos dr bones hooks an arm through loki's and runs out to 'save' him #loki is obviously confused and outraged and possibly interested in this strange fedora-wearing man?#that's all i got #stop thinking of new fic ideas challenge failed #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #lokius

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isawken · 5 months ago

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breaking news: gay clown on vacation is maxing and relaxing in ways once thought impossible for clownkind

#kenposting #clownblr #clown posting #clown #clowns #i took a lot of pics today; stay tuned for more #Swankie’s Back Baby #(for those unacquainted with Ken Lore: Swankie is me clown name :o))#happy pride 🌈#its just ken

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bonfire-beret · 3 months ago

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I was drawing dogs in suits (siamese cat girl roman roy) and then it became bugs in suits. Blame @hyeetles for asking "what if succession was bugs"

[bug-connor.png] sorry :(

I will not explain my reasoning for choosing what kind of bug they are. If you see the vision i love you very much

Shiv: Bark scorpion

Tom: American Cockroach

Logan: Some kind of stag beetle

Mencken: Tarantula hawk

Roman: Domestic silk moth

Kendall: Rice weevil

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devotioncrater · 1 year ago

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izzy's "i think you're amazing. fascinating. i've never met anyone with a total lack of skills." was him flirting with stede btw. so was his, "i suppose i can teach even you a thing or two." if you even care

#'that was some swanky swordplay izzy' was stede flirting back fyi #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #stizzy #gentlehands

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kusanagihaku · 3 months ago

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darkwick’s swanky local respecting-women-juice dealer

#tokyo debunker #zenji kotodama #lin doodles #anyway I love him #got my period and kept thinking of that one meme of zenji going like #how can god do this to our women etc etc and I laughed #my favourite swanky lil dude #I feel like I should start tagging this 4cut series lol #anyway haven’t been on much bc I’m rushing deadlines but #if anyone has any requests pls send them hehehe….#4cut

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vesselforsale · 1 year ago

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SWANKY SWIGS VIOLETS IN BLUE 1941-46 GLASS SET

#swanky swigs #floral #glass

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sealhaus · 1 year ago

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ICHABOD IS HERE!!

Just finished this distinguished man in time for autumn!

This is the second art doll I’ve made for No Evil, and I’m so happy with them so far!

His outfit is almost completely original, he’s entirely hand sewn, painted and sculpted. I wanted to make an original outfit for him because I wanted to do something a little fancier then anything he’s warn in the show. I’m very proud of that swanky little trench-coat/cape thing.