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Rewatching the first few episodes of fhjy because i guess i have nothing better to do and the way you can see how kibblespilly was supposed to be a counter to riz is so fucking funny. Its all there from the very beginning- the attitude, the tactics, the way she interacts with the party and everything- this is supposed to be riz's counterpart to run against him for student body president and have a terrible battle of wits and barbs
But in a twist that is perhaps THE most befitting to her ideal story of running against the boy she chose to be her antagonist, the intrepid heroes just straight up not taking the bait resulting in her instead having to go toe to toe against her idealized perfect rival's aggressive near-flunkie unsubtle chaotic friend is SO FUNNY.
Like I know some people are disappointed we dont get the riz vs kipperlily presidential whatever, I know it doesnt make tons of sense in that specific narrative way. But the fucking hilarious meta that even this didnt go her way is so funny. Because instead of rogue sneaking and behind the shadows plays and spy vs spy shit, we have just outward schoolyard taunts and shit like kristen exploding and jumping over the school and the exact kind of play that baits kipperlily into rage every single time and its so fucking funny. Kristen runs naked through the school and does party stunts and is STILL BEATING HER. She even clearly constructed her party to mirror the bad kids perfectly and craft each of them their own nemesis/counterpart and for the most part it like kind of worked EXCEPT FOR HER.
It must drive her fucking crazy that her cute little plot of rogue vs rogue didnt pan out at fucking all despite ALL the signs pointing to that making the most sense. This was something she just couldnt predict, couldnt mastermind. She got up onto that metaphorical stage for a debate and instead was met with a clowning act. Its so funny. I love fantasy high. Nothing you could have done would have changed this, fourdogs. You never had any power at all.
#the idea of her fucking whiling away the hours making mind maps in some swanky study her parents bought her#thinking like yessss im a mastermind..... yesss riz will run against me for president because he needs the extracurriculars....#oohooo im so smart im so evil theyre never gonna see it coming#and then experiencing it all come crashing down as kristen declares shes running for president#diabolical#hilarious#im obsessed#dimension 20#brennan lee mulligan#d20#d20 fantasy high#fantasy high#kipperlilly copperkettle#fhjy#dimension 20 fhjy#d20 fhjy#fantasy high junior year#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#ally beardsley#brian murphy
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mCOOLia
#thought id try something more swanky#poster style shit yknow#total drama#total drama island#total drama reboot#td julia#td mk#td mkulia#mkulia#fanart#my art#poster#y2k
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my 85 thousand dollar rig that i use for posting only.
#image#not really 85k#i think ive spent like. 1.5k on this PC over the course of 4 years#definitely didnt start this swanky
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I can't stop thinking about pairing this guy:
with this guy:
Just something about the absolute goofball energy of the first, running into the megalomaniac energy of the second. I feel like President Loki would be all "I am here to rule and nothing's going to stop me!" and the Mobius variant would be confused but on board and also distracted by a dish on another table: "Oh yeah? Cool, cool, tell me more. Hey, are you going to eat that?"
ETA: I ended up writing a short thing for this idea. Adding a link here in case the one in the reblogs isn't obvious.
There is now a 4+1 expanded version up on AO3!
#president loki#mobius m mobius#lokius au#originally i was just thinking about how owen is at the start of the skit#dentist turned janitor turned influencer#but we can take it a step further and make it about indianapolis bones#president loki showing up with an entourage to some swanky dinner where dr bones has been cornered#all hell breaks loose when the 'interested parties' bring out weapons because loki's men think it's an attack on loki#in the chaos dr bones hooks an arm through loki's and runs out to 'save' him#loki is obviously confused and outraged and possibly interested in this strange fedora-wearing man?#that's all i got#stop thinking of new fic ideas challenge failed#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#lokius
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the real villain of this movie is new york city, because in an alternate universe Patrick Bateman is a radio DJ for some alt station in des moines or detroit, has strong opinions about every album ever released and turns into an insult comic the moment you question those opinions. he's very happy, wouldn't even know what a face peel is.
#rip midwestern dj patrick bateman. you deserved being horrible and annoying in obscurity.#to be clear I am not saying this would stop him murdering people. he might still murder people.#(midwest america in 2000 still has capitalism after all.)#just that he'd be happier not knowing which restaurants in manhattan are swanky and instead spending his time#carefully curating his cd collection and arguing with people who think that elvis costello is the best new wave artist around.
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breaking news: gay clown on vacation is maxing and relaxing in ways once thought impossible for clownkind
#kenposting#clownblr#clown posting#clown#clowns#i took a lot of pics today; stay tuned for more#Swankie’s Back Baby#(for those unacquainted with Ken Lore: Swankie is me clown name :o))#happy pride 🌈#its just ken
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De and Carolyn 1968
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I was drawing dogs in suits (siamese cat girl roman roy) and then it became bugs in suits. Blame @hyeetles for asking "what if succession was bugs"
[bug-connor.png] sorry :(
I will not explain my reasoning for choosing what kind of bug they are. If you see the vision i love you very much
Shiv: Bark scorpion
Tom: American Cockroach
Logan: Some kind of stag beetle
Mencken: Tarantula hawk
Roman: Domestic silk moth
Kendall: Rice weevil
#they kinda look like swanky hollow knight ocs dont they#BUT AREN'T THEY CUTE?!#sorry tux and calico romey but i believe in siamese romey supremacy#im her number 1 fan#third pic is the scrungiest creature ive ever drawn#i would like to hold them gently and kiss their little bug heads#maybe not shiv or mencken because i am scared of pain and also dying#maybe just one smooch. everything is smoochable at least one time#bugs#insects#succession#roman roy#shiv roy#kendall roy#logan roy#tom wambsgans#jeryd mencken#dogs in suits#BUGS IN SUITS#?!
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izzy's "i think you're amazing. fascinating. i've never met anyone with a total lack of skills." was him flirting with stede btw. so was his, "i suppose i can teach even you a thing or two." if you even care
#'that was some swanky swordplay izzy' was stede flirting back fyi#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#stizzy#gentlehands
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installed a fresh SSD, a fresh windows, and like, holy shit this is awful lol this is just a comedy of errors at this point
i've still got the old ssd connected which was throwing errors out the ass and I can't tell if it's that or some other startup program (or malwarebytes, seems to be the most common issue) causing windows to crash on start until it unloads the asinine profile login page telling me to Go To The Next Level With AI
the windows profile on that old ssd straight up nuked itself, so now I've got ownership permissions issues that i can't even grant because if I launch the ssd as a boot drive it has zero documents, most of my installs are gone, and the actual important thing I forgot to save prior to the clean install, all my bookmarks and browser history >:( i think my custom-bundled photoshop brushes too but that doesnt matter bc photoshop 2020 UNLOADS all my tools as soon as i close and reopen it. and also closing it doesn't end the process and i end up with a huge list of Photoshops clogging my task manager
also the win11 snipping tool is..... bad? it looks so nasty lol
#basically fuck you photoshop what the hell is this mess. everything else is w/e#unfortunately i do a little bit of graphic design and PS's inbuilt features for that are REALLY swanky which is why i was reluctant to leav#but this is genuinely unusable
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SWANKY SWIGS VIOLETS IN BLUE 1941-46 GLASS SET
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Carlos and Charles at the launch of the new 12Cilindri on Thursday ahead of the Singapore GP
#carlos sainz#charles leclerc#autumn posts#okay last one for real for now#them ❤️❤️✨#the lighting here is gorgeous and something about this very swanky event and Carlos just scrolling on his phone hehe
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ICHABOD IS HERE!!
Just finished this distinguished man in time for autumn!
This is the second art doll I’ve made for No Evil, and I’m so happy with them so far!
His outfit is almost completely original, he’s entirely hand sewn, painted and sculpted. I wanted to make an original outfit for him because I wanted to do something a little fancier then anything he’s warn in the show. I’m very proud of that swanky little trench-coat/cape thing.
#anthro#fanart#art doll#no evil ichabod#no evil#no evil betsy lee#diy art doll#clay sculpting#soft sculpture#furry fanart#anthro avian#anthro bird#autumn#he’s so fine#swanky little man#he looks very polite#distinguished gentleman#ichabod crane#ichabod no evil#no evil fanart#ooakcustom#ooakartdoll#ooak plush
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Red Paladins of Voltron :3
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Doujinshi Sales Update
I am aiming for sales to go live Sunday January 19th @ 19:00 GMT (2pm EST, 11am PST)
I DIDN'T FINISH IN TIME, SORRY. orz SALES WILL BE DELAYED.
(By a week, maybe, more details in the reblog.)
⊱ •❅──────⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅──────❅• ⊰
Important notes:
PURCHASES ARE AVAILABLE TO ADULTS 18+ ONLY as many of the books contain explicit content.
ALL BOOKS ARE IN JAPANESE.
All books are secondhand and may have minor imperfections. These will be noted where I've spotted them, but I cannot guarantee the condition 100%.
I AM BASED IN THE UK. I am happy to ship internationally, but shipping costs can be pretty gnarly nowadays.
Hi all! Sorry that this is a little later than anticipated, I have been super busy with Christmas, moving house, and a new job (I joined right at the second busiest event of the whole year), as well as then trying to compile pictures and full information for 500 books...
The plan is:
I have made my own online shopfront for it. It looks a little like this.
Etc., etc. It scrolls a long way.
It is not fancy, but you should be able to just add the books you want into a cart and go to checkout and!! It will calculate shipping for you, because I am adding the weight of all the books so the site can figure it out automatically. There will also be a shipping page with tables of weight brackets, shipping method, and cost for each, so you can preemptively get an idea of what to expect.
(Weighing 500 books individually in an arduous process, alas.)
In any case, it should be super straightforward, just add stuff to cart and check out.
I am still adding cover images for all the books, and as much information about each one as I can, which is why it is taking a while. Please bear with me a little longer, hopefully with the extra preparation time everything will go super smoothly when the site does go live!
Prices
The ""high-end"" popular circles books are mostly around US$6-8 (this is what you can see in the screenshot).
Other circles are mostly around US$4-6.
Some older books that are maybe a little outdated in style or what have you might be on there for just US$2.
There are also a couple that are free, just add them to your order and pay shipping!
Anything higher than these brackets is either because it was very rare and difficult for me to find at the time, or is a particularly large book (e.g. the Reunion Archives in the screenshot is a compilation book containing six previous works in one and a good inch thick).
DISCOUNTS ARE AVAILABLE FOR LARGER ORDERS.
There is 10% off orders over $30, 20% off orders over $60, and 30% off orders over $100. (That's the only way I could figure out how to do it with the particular site builder.)
Tag List
If you would like to be added to the tag list (or taken off, I am just tagging everyone who expressed an interest on the previous post) please let me know!
@kizunatsudoishi @zcyth4 @naturalbeautigamer99 @calenduladreams @charadreammer @miragee19 @namine23 @hard--knock-life @idridian @twerk-tornado @hunnibats @sukiwah @hadriancura @arkaniist @crusher-for-sweets @sideuki @tabkatta @seth-suffers @kamuysaurus
#doujinshi sales#do not speak to me about web design i'm just using the basic ass template from the site builder >>#and that's okay#lmao#given it's just going to be up for a blast of sales then taken down once most of the books are gone#i'm not invested in spending all my time and energy getting it to look super swanky or anything#as long as it functions and is reasonable to navigate it's all good
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happy pride from your local gay clown. stay silly :o)
#kenposting#clownblr#clown posting#clowns#clown#pride#queer#swankie#also i want it on the record. i am still 3.5 years nicotine free. that cigarette is full of tea leaves and it sucks shit#its just ken
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