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[cirie-sandra-michaela]

Reilly met Matt’s family?

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[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

"is it about nationalism again" yes. shut up.

finally figured out what my paper is on. now i have uhhh. five days to write it

[dear-ao3]

hey dear-ao3 nation heres a psa from urs truly:

if you see someone with a cane, if you ask them about why they have a cane, they reserve the right to hit you full force with said cane.

if you mock someone with a cane for having a cane, personally i think u should just end ur shit, but also the person with the cane reserves the right to hurt you in ways unimaginable.

for example:

anyway shout out to my ex for making fun of me for using a cane and being a general dick about it! hope hes excited for all his friends to know hes a douche whos a) bad at sex, b) kinda transphobic, c) ableist, and d) getting his ass roasted publically in the public gym at our school for using the gym stuff terribly, and e) reminding him that the more times he claims to be over me, the clearer it is hes not over me and that it was not mutual. also: i guess f) he lost friends bc of how awful he was to me so baller ig. eat ur heart out ************

anyway if you are a cane-user, ur filled with swag and if you want to, do anything u want to humilate people who refuse to accept that using a mobility aid is swaggy as fuck and that you basically have a weapon on u at all times. if you need to remind them of the latter fact, do as you must. i dont condone it, for legal reasons, but. do as you must!

hugs and kisses,

katya

[via-l0ve]

perhaps maybe some sam and colby headcannons? like if u joined them on a vid or something with a little silly romance !! i love all the headcannons you do and i am absolutely rolling around on the ground at the goofy ones 🫶🫶

S&C Headcannons! 👻

a/n: hi i love sam and colby they’re so cute and funky LMFAOO. i see a lot of colby x readers so i decided to make this a sam x reader 🩷🩷 love you guys! this is kind of short, so if you want me to do a pt. 2 js lmk!!!

Warnings: sam x gn!reader (romantic), colby x gn! reader (platonic), swearing, ghost hunting lol

you get to intro the video and the boys are sitting next to you like 😀👍

they make you introduce yourself and give you a little title card with some swaggy music

Sam is always next to you and you’re definitely wearing some of his XPLR merch

you’re holding the camera and something scary happens and you LAUNCH the camera and it hits colby in the stomach

you’re dying and sam is cackling and colby is crying because ouch

let’s say you’re at a haunted hotel or something and you have a guide and you’re really into it and getting all the lore and the guys are behind you talking about harry styles and how colby’s ball hurts from that camera throw

sam has an arm wrapped around you all the time

the guide brings you into the most haunted room and you’re looking all around and getting chills

ALWAYS sending weird glances to the camera

if you’re filming you make sure to get really bad angles of the boys

you guys have a one direction concert in the car

Colby gets scared and jumps back and bumps into you and you grab his sweatshirt but you loose your balance and fall into sam and sam falls and colby falls ontop of you and you go

*WHEEZE*

and everyone is so concerned

had to take a break after that one

when you ask the questions to the ghosts they answer fr and sam is nervous for you

they both think you might have an empath thing going on

you have to do the estes method and sam is so worried, colby is standing right next to you like a worried parent

the moment you feel nervous sam dosent make you stay if you’re uncomfortable but you always end up staying anyways cus you ain’t no BITCH

colby screeches like a child every time something happens

let’s say you get scratched

sam is SPRINTING with some Neosporin or something

colby is freaking out

“ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod”

sam always calls you down

forehead and cheek kisses constantly

[ghostsvacuumcleaner]

Hi! I'd like to ask you to make a Ghost NSFW alphabet if it's not asking too much! Thank you.

Hello Anon, of course it is not asking too much. I love those, was looking forward to doing it, you reminded me of it so thank you very much! Now to work:

TW: NSFW, SMUT. MINORS DNI!

Ghost's NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I'm afraid Ghost isn't much the touchy type; his affection demonstrations don't usually involve touching, but that doesn't mean he won't pet your hair and softly brush your shoulder with his calloused rough fingertips sometimes. He'll be staring you for long time, pride on his eyes for the handprints and hickeys while he blows out some smoke from his cigarette. If you ask what's he looking at, he's gonna give you a little smirk in return and say something following the lines of "My signature." I also feel like he'll like to be a bit more of the useful type: offer you some water or a cigarette from his own pack, and mostly be silent, but definitely hearing everything you got to say to him. Might not look like, but he's paying attention.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Ghost loves anything you got that he can squeeze, grab onto; he loves your thighs, your ass - he's a slave for your ass. He'd face the depths of hell if that meant he could screw you doggy by the end. When he thrusts deep inside your walls and your buttcheeks hit his crotch, he swears to god he's in heaven.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Oh girl, he loves painting you like you're his very own canvas. It goes everywhere as you can remember. Sometimes on your ass, your breasts or deep down your throat, watching you with a devilish smile as you gag trying to cram it all on your mouth and swallow him at the same time. If you're on your knees desperately trying to find way in your mouth to fit his whole length, he'll grab a handful of your hair and command you, "open for me." You'll be obedient and stick your tongue out like the little bitch you are, and he'll pump his cock a few times before releasing it purposefully sloppily against your face; he doesn't care if it hits your tongue, your cheeks or your eyes or even if it drips down your face and make you look like melting. He likes seeing you like that; he might take a picture, heh

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I'm pretty sure we can all come to agreement that Ghost is a little bit obsessed with you. He wasn't in the beginning, he's not an essentially loving and caring person and that wouldn't change - but when he started catching feelings for you, things got intense rather quickly. I think that something he'd try to hide from you in order not to scare you off, is that he got a huge knife play and cnc kink. He would hate to do anything that would hurt you out of your playroom, so whenever you got to discover and told him you were willing to try, he'd quickly set a safe word in order to prevent that. Also, he's a switch. But honestly THAT'S NOT A SURPRISE FOR ANYONE

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Well, as a hot ass grown man, he's definitely got tons of experience with women. He knows what he's doing, he's skilled from what he learnt before you. I feel that he was never an enthusiast of having serious relationships, not because he was a womanizer but because he couldn't manage to commit. His work makes him absent most part of the time, he doesn't like to disappoint or frustrate anyone he cares about for not being able of being close; plus, his trauma kept him from making true emotional connections, so he was mostly a one night stand type of guy. That said, it's certain that he gets you crawling up the walls when he parts your folds with his soft tongue, and he wouldn't mind eating your pussy all night long if he had to. But trust me, he doesn't have to.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy, where he can see your ass swagging against his hips as he thrusts hard deep into your sloppy cunt; standing, pinning you on the bathroom wall, holding your thighs over and getting to hit even deeper, where he can watch his own cock tip poking your belly walls each time he thrusts; a classic and passionate missionary, if he's feeling like eating you like his woman, and not like his whore.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I can't picture him being very goofy during sex, he loves commanding and he loves when you try to overpower him. He wouldn't use humor in this specific moment although he's got a acid sense of humour he'll definitely use on other moments the two of you have.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Ghost doesn't give a single fuck about pubic hair if I'm to be honest. Not on you, not on himself. If you complain, he'll trim it for you; he always does whatever you tell him to when it comes to his appearence. He knows he's attractive, but he also knows his several scars might make some people feel disgusted of him only by glance. He loves you and doesn't want that to happen, so yes sister if you insist, he'll mow the grass!

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It depends on the colloquy. As said before, Simon's not a desperate romantic or the type of guy to reaffirm you all of the time; he's more of a gesture kind of guy. He expresses his love through actions, through caring for you. He has his moments. If you catch him in one of those moments, then he'll brush his fingers across your face, hold your jaw softly raising your face to him; "look at me," he'll say, but you'll feel no dominance in his voice. His thrust will go slower and slower, still deep - still hard, but slow, his waist moving like dancing, your fingers craving against the little hair that crosses the nape of his neck.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Well he does spend too much time away from you in missions or trainment, and whenever he does, he'll find himself completely frustrated and desperate for release and whenever he gets the chance - in bedtime, when he's finally alone, he'll close his eyes and picture the image of your breasts moving freely, his hand digging into your waist, the sound of his hips hitting against your thighs, his dogtag hanging by side as you ride him wild. Nothing of that ever feels enough although, and he'll most likely break you in half when he comes back home, starving after spending days and maybe weeks without seeing you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Switch. Switch, height kink, also hmmm... switch, absolutely a switch, loves when you take over control and make him beg, loves making you beg, got a special taste for treating you like the dumb little bitch you are and praising you right after as you deserve. ♥

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Honestly, if you tease him - he'll fuck you wherever the fuck he can. He doesn't like the idea of other people looking at you or of showing you around, he's rather very possessive, so if you tease him out in public he'll give you a look and you'll know you're damned when the two of you get home.

But, his favorite place will always be in the shower with you. That delicious scented haze in the air, your body wet and those little drops coming out of your hair - taking a bath with him is honestly an invitation.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He doesn't oversexualize you to the point of getting aroused by anything you do, but if he feels the least sense of teasing in your voice, he'll go for it. If you wear his clothes - his shirt in the morning while preparing breakfast, or to sleep: rock hard. And also when you get angry at him for anything. Curse him for letting the wet towel over the bed, he'll bite his lip and do exactly as you told him, "yes ma'm."

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Wouldn't hurt you by any chance; not for real. Of course the two of you have your little playing moments, but he wouldn't do anything that would get you hurt, phisical or emotionally.

Wouldn't share. He feels like he could spank off to blood any guy who tried to lay a finger on you. Toxic king

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

As I said before, he loves eating you out. He loves your little mumbless, the little cries for help whenever he's edging you to your very limits - he loves the sloppy sounds, fill your pussy with salliva and feel his tongue sliding up and down between your folds on that most pleasurable core of yours. You might wake up to his head between your thighs sometimes, if that's something you're okay with. He obviously also loves filling your adorable velvety mouth with his cock. He loves how it would never fit entirely - he loves your struggle to swallow as much as you can.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough, yes, depending on how things are going between two of you and the moment. Fast, never. He's always slow, he's very aware of his size and he'd never want to hurt you. If he's making love rather than just fucking you, he'll go even slower, torturing you by letting you feel him getting inside inch by inch, little by little.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's a huge fan of fucking you quickly by the morning, as two of you just woke up and are both getting ready to go to work; gives him energy to start the day. Either if it is still in bed while you didn't even get to open your eyes straight, or against the kitchen bench as he helps you preparing breakfast.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He'll experiment almost anything you ask him to, if you show interest and if it doesn't involve hurting you for real. As for riks, I don't think Simon would be willing to take the risk of getting you pregnant for the quick satisfation of breeding you. Although he'd love to - because nothing would claim you better than his own cum - he doesn't think he's ready to be a father for a long time in your relationship. So till then, he avoids.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Oh god, let's go: he's a soldier, he's been to war, he's been through hell, he's heavily trained. Fucking you isn't an effort. He could go all night long.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I don't think he owns them himself, but he wouldn't refuse to use them! And he wouldn't see them as a threat to himself of course, Jesus.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Considering he loves hearing you whimpering like a dirty little slut, he loves edging you to your very limit. Till you can't stand anymore and then let you give in to your orgasm untouched, or suck you even harder and overstimulate you right after holding back your orgasm to his own will.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He moans. He mewls when you ride him, he grunts when you squeeze your walls against his thick cock, he lets out heavy breaths all of the time - he's not loud, but he does make lots of sounds.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

A random headcannon for me is that he fantasized about fucking you way before the two of you even had the chance to talk - the very first time he saw you ever so spontaneous existing, breathing air and being your adorable self. He feels dirty for that, but it's truth.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Ghost having a big package wasn't a surprise to you - he definitely does look like the type of guy to have a big cock. You didn't expect it to be that big although. It's large, not big enough to look fake but big enough to make you struggle to fit it in your mouth, thick enough to stretch your walls when he fucks you and oh - it is massive. Filled with veins that pump his blood even harder when he's hard, and well - you even love seeing it soft inside of his boxers, because girl - his cock fills the boxers.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I'd say it's very high for a bunch of reasons. He wouldn't insist, if you said no you wouldn't have to say it again. It's not everyday and it's not all of the time, but he's always needing a way of discounting his frustration and stress, and he finds this comfort in either sleeping hugging on your waist with his head resting on your belly, or fucking you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

In my heacannon delulu world, he's got a trouble sleeping, so not very quickly for as much tired he is.

[ki-kink]

Yo teachy bro, so, like, I totally don't know a single answer from that test, but hey, I could totally flex and show you how many extra swaggy hairs I've grown on my nether regions over the summer break. You can even give 'em a suck if you feel like it. Maybe that way I can at least snag a C- on that test, ya feel me?

[ratatatastic]

i love the poker table and all the shit that has come from it if not because you can see exactly who's the loudest persistent bitch there and who exactly finds that endearing spoiler alert its exactly who you think it is womp womp

deeply important to me on a "whos the best and whos the worst at the table" maffhew and benny insisting forsy is the best because of his good pokerface and his consistency and even swaggy agrees that forsy is pretty good meanwhile benny cant help adding an "ekky thinks he's the best" while he's at it and swaggy has to get his two cents in as well: "and [ekblad] thinks he's pretty good."

and when forsy gets asked best and worst he decides he can't say worse and instead only lists the people he think are the good and: "ekky's pretty good actually but he's very... he's a little bit more wild so he's got some big swings."

and at first it's like oh maybe this is a benny/swaggy bullying ekky moment as they're prone to wont to do (ekky deserves it and likes it) but then forsy immediately says afterwards that c*usins is: "but i think nick c*usins. hes doing pretty good. yeah, I know, I know... we're gonna get him though."

which immediately discredits why he thinks ekky is a good player because both benny AND demers were like c*usins is the WORST at poker

and if you think oh forsy is just a carebear of a man and he cant choose the worst- NO HE DOES NOT. HE ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT BECAUSE in the same interview he has no qualms of naming lundy as the worst playoff beard (2nd year in a row btw): "its gotta be one of the finns probably... lundy" and calling out luosty for his culinary abominations: "luosty is eating—he's putting raw onions in the pasta which is... yeah thats a little... weirdo, weirdo!"

this is just forsy whos very bad at hiding his bias and will warp the world in favour of it because he'd rather die than not pick ekky for TWO whole questions (best at poker and best playoff beard)

and with primetime panthers we learned that ekkys too loud and pushy for both benny and swaggys taste that they both elected him as the worst seatmate on the team plane which is so comical that mr. im not very good at poker but I still sit with them and get shocked when ekky bounds over and wants me to play too would say such a thing huh

and the double whammy is that swaggy prefers forsys who's the complete opposite of ekky

and i just think everyone going, forsy is nice quiet and reserved in his facial expressions and ekky is loud insistent and not as good as he thinks he is, is just sooooooooooo

[sturnpooks]

party - ashtray

tw: sex and weed

Your pov

Me and ash were sitting on the cough smoking some weed when fez walked in " we are going to a party tonight" he stated "ok what time" ash asked " it's in like 3 hrs" fez answered.i got up not saying a thing and walked to our room and kinda slammed the door. I heard the door swing open as i was getting in the shower. I knew who it was, ashtray. " tf you slam doors for " he said sounding mad. " i didnt mean to damn" i said knowing damn well i did mean to. It was silent for a few moments, i just was trying to finish rinsing my body wash when i felt two arms wrap around my waist "Are you sure ma" he knew exactly what that name did to me. One of his hands move from my waist to my shoulder, running his fingers up and down with the water. We finish our shower, and i pick out our outfits (they are matching)

I took like three hrs to do my makeup and it looks swaggy asf (im so sorry) 

( time skip to the party cuz im lazy) We got to the party. Me and ash went to get drinks. After a couple of drinks we were drunk. I heard maddy yell "ALRIGHT BITCHES LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE" Me, ash, maddy, cassie, lexi, rue, and fez all were sitting on the couch. "ok ill start" cassie said "maddy truth or dare" "truth" "what is your biggest turn off" cassie asked " when they are short" maddy said giggling. "ok y/n truth or dare" maddy asked me " dare" "i dare you to give ash a lap dance" maddy told me and i did it cuz i aint no pussy. Ash whispered in my ear as i started to get up "you cant get up, you made me hard" he held me by my hips for the rest of the game. As everyone started to get up me and ash did to and ash pulled me to the bathroom.

When we got to the bathroom he pushed me up against the door and started kissing and sucking on my neck. He found my sweet spot and i made a soft moan. he started sucking and biting on that spot harder. His hand travels down to my waist pulling me closer to me if thats even possible. I can feel his hard-on against my clothed body which isnt clothed for very much longer. He slips his other hand under my shirt and makes his way to my tits. His mouth leaves my neck and we make eye contact seconds later i find myself shirtless. Both of his dark eyes make their way down to my breast, asking for permission to see them in their glory (im so so so sorry). 

(this is the set you had on btw)

i nod my head yes, His hands travel to my bra clasp and immediately undo the clasp. His eyes look as if they were the only thing keeping him alive. His lips meet my nipples and his hand meets my clothed clit and applies the smallest amount of pressure. I move my hips trying to make some friction. " needy much ma" he says full of lust. He takes his hand away from my heat and squats down to my feet and slowly takes off my shoes. He moves up to meet my face with his. Our lips meet as i palm him through his pants, he bites my lip pulling away. He takes off my pants and just admires my body. My hands meet the waist band on his pants and pull on them signaling i wanted them off, he slowly pulls them off. I take off my panties and he takes off his shirt and boxers. 

" you ready mama" he asks "yes sir" i answer. He taps on my thigh meaning he wants me to jump. I do so, he holds me up and carries me to the sink counter and sets me down. He lines himself up with my pussy. And slowly pushes his cock in me, i let out i load moan. No matter how many times we have fucked i will never get used to his size. He lets me adjust, and works his way to a harder and faster pace. The room is filled with moans and grunts.  " fuck ma" he says as he thrust in to me harder than before. "c-close" i attempt to say "hold it" he grunts out. My eyes roll back. I can feel the pressure getting harder in my stomach "i ca-cant h-h-old it" i say in between moans. "just a lil longer mamas"  he managed to say full of grunts.  After a few hard thrust he said " let it go ma" and with that i let the pressure in my stomach go. And i felt his warm cum inside of me. 

He let go of my legs and ofc they were shaking. "i like my work on you" he says being cocky. "mhm" i mumbled tired from the actions we just committed.  He cleaned me up and helped me get my clothes back on. We walked out of the bathroom and back into the room we were in before and saw everyone sitting on the couch looking at us. We made eye contact and both started busting out laughing. "yall mf are gross human beings" fez said with a wierded out face.

A/n: im sorry ik its absolute shit. But it is also my first smut. Anyway love ya babes. <3

[tkachukitup]

one thing about me is i'm only gonna post about matthew tkachuk.

here are my 20+ tags:

matthew tkachuk: bc obviously

pretty rat: for when he is being pretty

happy rat: for when he is smiling pretty

baby rat: for when he's young

mullet matthew: bc we love the curls in the back

racing stripes rat: for unhinged covid era ratthew

c u r l s: for when his hair is amazing

matthew vs his shirt collars: for when he insists on neck-room supremacy

matthew in suits: for when he's all done up

the playoff beard: deserves its own tag

chuckyyy: for when he's doing swaggy hockey things or i just love him a lot

rat antics: for when he's allegedly doing things to get sent to the box

ratthew in jail: for when he's in the box (and completely innocent, your honor)

bloody knuckles: for when the antics have consequences

matthew and his emotional support johnny: bc glove kisses get their own tag

barky n chucky: 1619 supremacy

goalie hugs: for when he loves his goalies

the tkachuk bros: for when they're together

emotional support towel: he has one. often.

minecraft matthew: for that god awful minecraft suit

actual hockey stuff: for when he's on the ice/in gear

baby rat to king rat pipeline: for then and nows, or when i'm really proud of his progress

florida boy: for when he's a panther

flames days: for when he was at calgary

t h i g h s: uhhhmmm

e y e s: god they are SO

oh: for when i overreact af

screenshots i took: (please credit/link back)

pics i edited: see above

i try to always link to an original source. if i have missed linking to you, please let me know!

[padawanduck]

ooh apparently Jared has already told people he’s from Ohio (to hide the connection to Cirie)

and Jared just slipped up and said he’s from Connecticut close to where Swaggy C is from

[wiltingtulips]

STOP i had a krista and boogie/swaggy c and bayleigh flashback when tucker stood up

[pissfizz]

beams you. hello zip my swaggy friend zip i also have to say you def have piqued my interest and am curious to what animorphs is abt !! ive always known abt the books but im very curious :]c

ramble as much as you want i am listening

HAHAHAHAHHA YES YESSSSSSSS

OK SO. Animorphs is simply put, a war story. A sci-fi war story about child soldiers. Pretty much, there’s a bunch of alien races and one of them is called the yeerks. The yeerks are gross little slugs that crawl in your ear and take control of your body. They have successfully taken over many species, such as the taxxons (who are willing hosts) and the hork-bajir (unwilling hosts). They have now moved on to humans, and taking over earth. The andalites, another alien species, are trying to stop them. One andalite crash lands on earth in an abandoned construction site one night before five 13 year old kids, Jake, Rachel, marco, Tobias, and Cassie. He gives them the ability to morph into any animal they can touch, a technology created by andalites, and begs for them to help stop the yeerks. The andalites will not be reaching earth soon enough to stop them. Then the yeerks come down and eat him alive. So these five kids experiment with their powers before realizing like. This is worse than they ever could’ve imagined. It’s important to note that morphing gives you a two hour time limit. If you’re in something else’s shape for longer than that, you’re stuck, forever. Almost immediately, the character Tobias (my favorite btw but that’s irrelevant) gets permanently trapped in the body of a red tailed hawk and loses his morphing powers. He’s like… a cautionary tale for the other kids but his own plot line revolves a lot around like. What is humanity and who am I and who do I want to be? There’s a lot of deep themes such as the exploration of trauma, child soldiers who are forced to fight in a war, morality and the willingness to do bad things, and how there is no true good and bad guys in war, among many other things. But it’s also buck fucking wild like there’s a race of pacifistic android dogs, and they time travel and kill Hitler at one point, Rachel has an allergic reaction to crocodile DNA and has to like vomit it up, the yeerks get high off maple ginger oatmeal, god is a twitch streaming goose, and so much more.

Overall amazing fucking book series, I won’t spoil anything for those of you who want to read it, but it’s so so good. Keep in mind that despite the content it IS intended for elementary schoolers so the writing is fairly easy and simple and the humor can sometimes be a bit immature but honestly it adds to sending home that these are literal CHILDREN and. Yeah. It’s really good. All the books are legally free online by permission of the author herself and if anyone wants the link I will gladly give it ushsjsgsjsh.

Those of you who do read it tell me EVERYTHING

[k3boardsmashhhhh]

Top ten black splatband characters because I said so 😈

1. Maya and Kitamura from ink theory. Maya reminds me of the rnb singer mya and she gives off mixed girl vibes like look at dem locs. same with Kitamura she’s def a darkskin girl!! she got her little fro out and she’s just so cute

2. Warabi mid-pair/j bro is so crazy and bro is so real for that. To me warabi is def Japanese, Brazilian, and Trinidadian I love Warabi too much they’re so 2012 scene kid mixed with swag era. Plus bro always serves cunt like what white gender-fluid DJ can do that?? Exactly none of those octohoes.🗣️🗣️🗣️

3. Kuze from Hightide era. Kuze is black man idc. I feel like he would be Guyanese he’s just so pretty n fashionable and fun love him so much (hightide era please come home… please.)

4. Mizole and Tsumabushi from Wet Floor. Both of them got black t-boy swagger that’s unexplainable. Mizole has albinism while this dude neil is brownskin and too prove my point even further they both of them got 4c hair too cmon now we all know they black asf

5.Harmony/Paruko from The chirpy chips/ABXY My boo boo stinkaling HARMONYYYYYY!!!! I love Paruko a lot she’s so sillayyy (her being transfem and a sapphic Autizzy real) they r getting hit with my negrofication beam her ass is lightskin period

6.Murasaki from SQSQ/Front roe. Tbh so many of the sea urchins with black spikes or locs reminds me of textured hair therefore being black as hell to me (such as Spyke and murch) plus just like Paul Murasaki was the og black kid swagger now my boy got older and still kept that swag I see him

7. Paul from SashiMori. If this goofy lil mf had a voice it will forever be Darwin from tawog ion make the rules I’m sorry. Paul is such a cutie patootie but he def gives off that black swaggy kid vibe but also dusty ass ipad kid. Bros turning 15?? In splat3 I believe so I hope I’m right and we can finally see what he looks like after all these years🙏🏽🙏🏽

8. Kikura from C-Side. They are black period… KIKURA IS BLACK!!11 (ily kikura muah)

9.Fin bottom and Blow bottom from Bottom Feeders. Fin respectfully is Afro Scottish while blow is Afro Irish!! They are so real and silly

10. Mizuta Ahato basically Dedf1sh. They made damn near every octoling DJ black so my favorite blasian stud had to be on this list period

If you read allat thank you🫶🏽

[swaggypsyduck]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2JjBRYo/

SWAGGY SWAGGY WSGWVEXHIFD WXHF WDIQ HF WXDIYF. EDIYF C

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HIS GLOW UP WAS INSANE!!!

both in personal style and his game on the pitch. i remember at the beginning being one of the few ppl defending him saying that he just needed time (bc if we're being honest he fumbled a lot at first). now look at him!! mashallah!! him this season is as good as his last stats wise and he'll keep getting better w time!!

ugh im so proud of him 😩😩

[butchdykenormallen]

GRABBIGN YOU ive already asked about peyton before so i must legally now ask for lore and facts on mill . and maybe sprinkle in a few more for peyton if possible just bc im lov them

OH ALSO . are there any benrey facts youd like to share bc i think hes so swaggy

oh god. buckle up

mill content time

-he super likes yarn obviously

-he stretches and makes biscuits, which is really funny cause hes baker

-he has full ass claws equipped and has accidentally scratched himself once or twice

-he is VERY hostile towards fish (will eat them. so sorry outis)

-can easily go from loveable little lapcat man to the meanest bitchiest growliest fucker ever.

-him and peyton are mutual friends, but he has accidentally pawed peytons lampshade and turned it the wrong way and that sorta blinded her for a long while.

(bonus! peytons head is technically the lampshade holder, and she can change her lampshade to whatever she wants)

benrey content time

-hes best friends with randy

-him and mill have a hate-like relationship

-he is a dog person all the way

-makes his own pins! visits norm and shows them off, i like to think him and michy would sit in front of his shed and show off their stuff :3

-works at a shoddy sewing factory making the worlds worst stuffed animals

^ -hes actually good at making them, he's just not allowed to go above company mandated c-rate

-when he gets flustered his voice glitches due to his receiver being broken from numerous skateboard fails

-he owns a skateboard and is awful at riding. lydia does not trust him on it. tear encourages him because he thinks its funny when he cringefails but sometimes he does something super cool and tear continues his encouragement

(bonus! he is trying to form a bond with peyton!)