#surprise!! everyone is bisexual

[icecreaminacoma]

THE DANK SOUND OF THUNDER - PINK FLOYD'S THE DELICATE SOUND OF THUNDER CRACK

Ahhhh, backstage... the energy is frenetic. A band are getting ready to take to stage and give it their all. Their passions are displayed in their full---

RECORD SCRATCH

David: WHERE TF IS EVERYONE???

Rick: 😎👑

David: Why is he always like this?

David: *stomps to the musicians room backstage and comically bursts in like kool aid man*

Nick: *drinking tea and eating crustless pie while acting as a therapist*

Tim: It all started when I was 6...

Nick: *not really listening and eating pie*

Rachel and Machan: *listening to 'Born to Die' by Lana Del Rey while they have a spa session. They're reading magazines, doing each others nails and other girly shit*

Gary and Durga: *Blasting white girl anthems comically loud and bass boosted like 'A Thousand Years' by Christina Perri and 'A Thousand Miles' by Vanessa Carlton*

Scott: MY TUMBLR IS DOWN *panics in mullet*

Jon: *stood in the corner being a sad boi*

Jon: I'm nervous 🥺

Guy: *materialises out of thin air*

Jon: *shocked pikachu face*

Guy: don't worry bro I gotchu *opens arms and hugs Jon*

Jon: hugs are nice 🥰🥰

David: WE'RE GOING ON STAGE IN 3 SECONDS WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING???

Everyone in the room: *bombastic side eye*

David: 👁👄👁

Rachel: bestie it won't take us long to get ready 😃

David: THEY NEED US ON STAGE NOW

Rachel: k cool thanks *slams door on David*

David: I SWEAR IF YOU--

*opens door and finds everyone is suddenly ready for the show*

Rachel: told you

Machan: let my girl cook 😩✨️

Gary: I can't wait for the new Lana Del Rey album 😩

Durga: sad girl era bestie 💅���😗

Scott: MY TUMBLR IS BACK BITCH

Tim: Why am I here?

Nick: *sips tea besties*

Jon and Guy: *violently making out*

Guy: I told you I'll always watch over you.

Jon: wait... y-you're an angel? 😳

Guy: YOU DUMB BITCH I'M A GHOST

*teleports away*

Jon: Oh my god 🤠

Guy: *teleports to Rick*

Rick: told you that that trick would be useful *is secretly a thousand year old vampire who lives in a giant castle and didn’t die in 2008 and is actually there right now*

Guy: thanks for teaching me bestie 😌💅🏻

[sparkystarss]

ok but like buck being like ‘it’s totally normal (read:straight) to check out guys asses’ is so bi of him istg

[pupkinpumpkin]

Just watched Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse, or as I like to call it, Bi Panic 2: Electric Boogaloo

[kosakashuntaro]

the concept of multifandom is kinda corny but at the same time i get it when you have diff side accounts for diff things like i do... like ig it's kinda funny thinking about how my friends from different 'fandoms' see me

[manichewitz]

so i’ve gone down a rabbit hole watching interviews with jacob elordi (as i am want to do whenever i find a new actor to be obsessed with) and aside from the fact that hes honestly a really smart actor and the theatre nerd in me just enjoys hearing him talk about his ~process~ i cant get over the fact that he mentions having crushes on men like every chance he gets and yet all the comments on his interviews are like “its so cool that hes straight and shows that its okay to admire other men <3” LMAO guys i think hes just gay

[lunar-tone]

15!Era Soukoku in Mori's office for the first time (you know the scene)

Dazai: I don't need a partner! This is so stupid!

Mori, looking at Rimbaud: Do you see what I have to put up with? My son is In such denial about wanting love! How tragic!

Dazai: I AM NOT IN DENIAL MORI. STOP TRYING TO SET ME UP WITH PEOPLE! AND IM NOT GAY DAMMIT!

Mori, Chuuya, and Rimbaud all at once: You're not?!

Dazai, walking over to the window and attempting to open it: I'm committing suicide right here right now, I hate all of you, goodbye world

Mori, sighing: Don't kill yourself now, I need you to do woooork!

Dazai:STUPID WINDOW

Chuuya:... So if you're not gay what are you? Cause you definitely arnt straight

Dazai: SHUT IT SHORTIE, GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

Chuuya: I DIDNT EVEN GO TO SCHOOL HOW CAN I GO BACK!?

[grelleswife]

Spy x Family’s canon: Fiona only perceives Yor as a romantic rival for Twilight’s affections and is consumed by jealousy of and antagonism towards her.

Me, knee-deep in my delusions: But what if Yor’s warmth and kindness melted Nightfall’s icy exterior? What if the spy’s contempt gave way to admiration as she realized Yor’s true capabilities, both in the field and within the Forger household? What if, the harder Fiona looked for things to hate in the other woman, the more she found to love?

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

if you happen to enjoy any other sitcoms (tgg can be included here), what are your top 5 favs?

If not: top 5 fav TV series in general?

I do enjoy sitcoms in general, yeah! TGG is obviously in the top spot haha (both as a sitcom and as a TV series in general, it's my all-time favourite!!), but that feels a bit like cheating, so have my top 6 sitcoms instead:

The Golden Girls

Derry Girls

Life With Elizabeth

One Day At A Time (2017)

Bewitched (1964)

Casa Vianello

This last one is an Italian sitcom that was really popular when I was a kid, and it's a riot! It's the everyday life of an old married couple who bicker all day and all night but love each other to bits. The main actors were married and very in love in real life too -- to the point that they died within months of one another. They were one of Italy's most beloved famous couples.

Just for kicks (and because I like listing things!), have also my top 5 non-sitcom shows:

Only Murders In The Building

The Good Place

Good Omens

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Boris

This last one is Italian as well! It's a very funny satire show that pokes fun at Italian TV networks. Extremely quotable.

Thank you for the question!! You made me realize I should rewatch a few of these, haha!

[Ask me my Top 5 anything]

[the-casbah-way]

y’all know vox is canonically bisexual right

[glitterandhelium]

lol i love how confident dai is

[mallowmaenad]

i did not have to fuckin sit through my dad playing hobo johnson in the car for multiple years of my life to hear that nerdy white people refuse to branch out into listening to rap music its honestly disgusting how bland people's tastes in music is please fucking make a SoundCloud account go on any website that reviews or compares music dare I say watch some fucking anthony fantano videos to develop anything more than a surface level interest in music.

[queerbluebird]

is there literally anyone left in this godforsaken place who understands that bisexuality is not a pitstop on the way to being gay. it is not halfway to gay. "at least bi." no. "bi at minimum" n.o. bisexuality is a queerness unto itself.

"it's not bisexual erasure" listen to me, if you have to put as much effort into explaining away his attraction to women to prove that he's gay as other people have to put into explaining away his attraction to men to prove that he's straight it's because he is BISEXUAL.

[kawarikisaki]

It's Hattori’s turn to get a pride month portrait.

[lopa124]

Not me saying "I don't understand why people think that bisexual people always cheat on their partner just bc they like more than one gender even tho is way more common seeing straight people doing that"

And when I said that, I thought that my mom would just ignore me or something but she just "I agree ☺��"

I mean, I'm happy that she's not biphobic but I'm also surprised

[narugen-moved]

can i be negative i’m going to be negative in tags

[pilmyeol]

everyone knows chun jiwoos pregnant except hugo…