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My condolonces to the Kaishin fans, but Kaito and Shinichi being revealed to be cousins is so funny though, can you imagine if there was a family reunion??

Yusaku's like "hey Shinichi we're gonna meet my twin's family who I haven't seen in years and just found out about now" and when they show up, Kaito and Conan immediately lock eyes and do the spider-man pointing meme or something.

Shinichi/Conan will immediately guess that Kaito is his long-time arch rival and Kaito's internally screaming, just, "OH SHIT OH FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT THE HELL" and wonder why the world has it out for him.

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One of the most dangerous things in the world is not being able to say no to people because you don't want to upset them or dissapoint them. This will completely ruin your life in every way possible, at work, in your private life, your sex life and your friendships. It's a way of removing your own consent in your own decisions and go against your wishes, it is always a crime against yourself. Let yourself have a say. Upsetting people is better than traumatizing yourself.

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No thoughts, head empty. Just Shinichi being absolutely baby during his first case

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Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase “fucked up” appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time, but this is the first known printed record of it that we can confidently put a date to.

Additional fact: Bram Stoker’s Dracula is set in 1897.

Conclusion: It would not anachronistic for your Dracula fanfic to have a character describe the Count as a fucked up old man.

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

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ohh kitty cat

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Astronomy I-

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He was about to figure out the most fucked up family drama ever

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Dear Gosho.

I would like you to finish up Detective Conan's plot so that we can have an entire series that allows you to explore the dynamic of what these two would be like with Shinichi not being shrunk and not in danger of re-shrinking again.

Perhaps set during their third year, or while they're in college? That'd be amazing.

Like, imagine that they've finished dealing with Shinichi's bad guys, so that's when they all team up with Kid and Hakuba and bring down their bad guys...

I can dream, at least.

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On the job

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“I will give you the power you seek,” the Fae lady said, “but in exchange, I will take your firstborn child.” “Alright, so when do you want to meet my parents?” “Wait, what?” “When do you want to get married?” “Hold on, now…”

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I have thoughts about a full set of the major arcana, but this one is hands-down the most important

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Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

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‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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DEPRESSED KAITO....

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They share one braincell

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Y'know Sera confronting Conan like that is probably really rude by Ghost standards. Like come on man you just don't do that....

Oh yeah Conan is DEFINITELY annoyed by this……..but Sera doesn’t know she’s being rude. There’s another human-turned-Pokémon she knows who’s situation is much more like Haibara’s