#surely he plans on doing it as an adult tho
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New year, new stuff coming up soon
For now grab this silly thing đ
Yes I got myself very hooked with DanDaDan and I LOVE all of the characters
Ofc I got inspired to make something silly with it
So here it is. DanDaDan Bad Batch (plus one Black Butler, check pinned) AUâŚAKA, the AU where Tech looses his cock and balls and Hunter is a gyaru
#they are teens so he couldnât have that tattoo#surely he plans on doing it as an adult tho#yokai Tech is very cool isnât he đł#might tweak more if I draw more if this#a lucky tooka is very funny#Michaelis Bros AU#gotta tag after all#Crossover#TecHun#HunTech#(I love Momokarun so obviously)#Tech x Hunter#Cloneship#Cloneshipping#Sergeant Hunter#Trans Sergeant Hunter#Tech TBB#Sebastian Michaelis#Ciddarin Scaleback#granny turbo Cid is Fuckinh hilarious#DanDaDan#The Bad Batch#Star Wars#Black Butler#Kuroshitsuji#Art n Inky
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finished hazbin hotel and what the fuck it's actually kind of??? good???
#random thoughts#i like it at least#the finale is SO GOOOOOOOD OH MY GOD#sir pentious going to heaven? alastor's solo? LILITH DROP???#like there are A LOT of things that could have been done better#like how vaggie as a character is very one-note and how angel's abuse is handled could DEFINITELY be better#especially considering how they handle pentious's gang rape (like tf)#but to be fair that joke was more a play on pentious's cowardice. the joke was more about how him bowing out of flirting escalated#rule of three's and all that#but god. when adam's mask cracked it DEFINITELY made me realize i thought that was just his face#'you only live because i let you' is such a petty way to phrase mercy#i DEFINITELY need to watch some analysis videos because am i missing stuff??? is it secretly bad???#yknow besides all the stuff with the creator which like. idr everything she did that was a shitshow#but like even the rape jokes are pretty mild for an adult comedy? they got rid of most of the offensive jokes pretty fast huh#most adult cartoons the first season or so is dedicated to the most offensive jokes before The Plot takes over#vaggie being an angel btw. not sure how to feel about that#i like how they handled it because it leans into the whole 'redemption' theming but like. feels very 'we need a conflict!'#which like i do appreciate because vaggie and charlie's relationship is too smooth sailing. throw some rocks in there#also 'i named you after the best thing: vaginas' is. hilarious actually. was that planned? or was that retconned in?#sir pentious as a character wasn't really. there enough in the latter half of the season for me to really feel anything about his death#like i liked him! very pathetic man. love his character design. but i think they should have alternated episodes#instead of just making the first few all about him#also his death was too sudden for me to feel particularly bad about. was convinced it was a fake out death#LOVE the ship callback tho. love me some chekhov's gun#btw i knew. literally nothing about hazbin hotel going into this. was watching the pilot like 'wait is this a musical'#bitsy. thingy. whatever her name is. fucking love her. PLEASE give her more knives.#fucking LOVE lucifer are you kidding? all that set-up for him to be a typical adult cartoon neglectful father and he's???#he fucking LOVES charlie holy shit. someone get this man some better communication skills stat#also? love his design. the prevalence of white really makes you remember he was the light bringer#hell
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Would the human pets be capable of basic tasks like washing their clothes or preparing food? I can see some pets knowing how to prepare food as like, a fun little party trick to impress others, but as a basic survival skill I don't think it's commonly taught to humans anymore. There's most likely a line drawn between pets that are helpful and reliable, and pets that are too capable, to the point where certain owners may feel threatened by their level of intelligence and independence. I wonder just how helpless the humans would be without their aliens.
#alien stage#alnst#rambles#my take is this: hyuna is completely independent and knows every basic survival skill (a long process of learning if she was self-taught)#but afterwards she taught every single recruit how to take care of themselves.#i think hyuna would be the closest to a normal functioning adult in terms of skillset among the main cast#mizi would know how to prepare certain foods but only very simple ones#im not sure if till would know how to do anything properly but he's at least resourceful enough to keep himself going on his own#(since it seems like Guardian Urak leaves him to fend for himself most of the time)#Ivan would know how to do a lot of things in theory but has most likely never performed them himself#and i think sua and luka perform very decorative trophy-esque roles to their owners#so they wouldn't really know how to do anything other than what they're trained to excel at#of course theyre smart people so theyd pick it up eventually#but as of now they probably dont know how to cook or wash or properly clean aside from the basics of tidying after themselves#especially since sua is stated to constantly be in a daze with no plans#and luka as a kid seemed in his own world most of the time#THIS IS JUST ME THO LOL my opinions are bound to change eventually im jist#im just speculating and headcanoning for funsies
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I keep thinking about dilf!Felix like him being your besties dad or somethingâŚ.
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I swear I've been staring at this for so long, debating if I should do a full fic or just some thoughts. Well, thank my dear Azzy @galaxycatdrawz for this, because you made his thoughts go wild. Basically I just had to transform his whole little plan into a fic. There will be 2nd chapter (including smut) but have fun with this for now.đ¤
Finding home in your heart
Pairing: Felix x fem!reader (mention of Minchan | Jisung)
Word Count: 7571
Summary: Felix got cheated on by his wife repeatedly and ends up heartbroken after the discovery. His adoptive daughter, your best friend, tells you the whole story and asks you to move in as you're struggling to find a place. Your only problem; you had a crush on Felix for ages and living with him isn't making it easier...
Warnings/Tags: angst, emotional hurt!comfort, fluff, insecure!lix, domestic shit, baking, cuddles, slowburn (ig?), first kiss, age difference (8 years, it's legal since this fic is for adults, chill out)
PART TWO
do not repost, translate, or plagiarize my works in any way here or on other platforms. Šď¸writingforstraykids 2024 -
Felixâs love life had been nothing but a steady stream of predictable days blending into years. He would have never doubted his beautiful wife and would have never second-guessed her love for him. They had gotten married early and soon found out his wife was incapable of carrying his children. So, after some consideration, they adopted a young girl and raised her like their own. She had grown into a smart young woman, and Felix couldnât be more proud of her. Given the age gap of only ten years he had always been rather close with her and later you, her best friend.
One night he decided to surprise his wife, coming home early as his daughter was staying at yours. What greeted him wasnât the usual warmth and coziness of his home but the sight of his wife in a certain setting no man wants to find the love of his life in with another man. For a moment, Felix found himself frozen in place, the safe foundation of his life slowly crumbling away beneath his feet. He whispered her name in disbelief, only to find out that this had been going on for years. Felix felt like his whole life shattered to pieces and the betrayal left an ugly taste of bitterness on his lips. How the hell was he supposed to get out of this?
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âAnd then she just left,â your best friend ends her story, and your eyes grow even wider than they have already been.Â
âYouâre kidding?â you ask, shocked.Â
âApparently, she said something about how this shit has been going on for years, that she never really loved him, and that sheâll leave until he finds a new place,â she rages on and paces her bedroom angrily. âOh, and Iâm just another burden he talked her into,â she scoffs, and your frown deepens.Â
âYou wonât stay here, right?â you ask cautiously. You canât imagine she will, but still.Â
âOh, hell no. Iâll go with Dad, she can piss off,â she shakes her head and drops onto her mattress. âThe perk of being not related to her is that I can push her out of my life for good,â she snorts, and you gently pat her back. âI feel so bad for him,â she sighs.Â
âIt mustâve been a huge shock,â you nod, your heart feeling heavy. Felix has always been kind to you from day one. Whenever your family was struggling, he helped out, even if it was simply by taking you with them to theme parks, the movies, or shopping. Felix was only eight years older than you and ten years older than your best friend, so the older you got, the more he felt like an older friend instead of your best friendâs father. Also, he was stunningly handsome, but that wasnât relevant right now.
âHeâs trying to hide it, but I know how shitty he feels right now,â she tells you worriedly. âI mean, heâs never been with anyone else and-.â
âIâm sure heâll be fine,â you assure her gently. âHe has such a kind heart, Iâm sure someone will love him, truly.â
âI will thoroughly check the next person. Youâll have to help me then, go all detective on them,â she smirks, and you agree, laughing.Â
A gentle knock at the door interrupts you, and Felix opens the door flashing you a tired smile as a greeting before glancing at his daughter. âChannie called, he has a spare place we can have.â
âJust like that?â she asks baffled.Â
Felix chuckles weakly and rolls his eyes. âYeah, just like that. I told him Iâd pay, but Minho insisted they donât need the place, and itâs all paid off.â
âHow convenient,â she smirks and rolls her eyes. âTypical uncle Min,â she grins.
âYeah,â he laughs and sighs softly. âYou think you can get everything ready in the next few days?â
âYou really canât wait to get out of here, huh?â she laughs, and his smile dies, eyes clouding with pain.Â
âYeah, I guess,â he nods and clears his throat as his daughter looks at him apologetically. âWell, let me know when youâre hungry, and we can order something,â he announces, putting on a smile and quickly pulling the door closed.Â
âSee?â she whispers. âThatâs exactly what I mean.â
You hum gently and pat your best friendâs knee. âWell, I can help you move, I have nothing to do those next few weeks.âÂ
âYouâre so sweet,â she giggles and hops up, ripping the door open. âDad, Y/nnie says sheâs gonna help us move our stuff!â she shouts downstairs.Â
âLovely,â Felix shouts back halfheartedly and flinches as his daughter slams the door closed again. âFucks sake, this woman,â he snorts and stands still in the living room for a moment. He chews on his lower lip as the many memories he made in this very room crash over him like a wave, trying to drown him. âYouâre such a dumbass,â he whispers to himself.Â
âNo, youâre not, sheâs just a massive bitch,â you speak up gently, suddenly standing in the living room with him.Â
He blinks at you with wide, confused eyes before a small smile tugs at the corner of his lips. âMhm, you could say that. Doesnât make me any wiser, letting her fool me for the past ten years,â he huffs softly and rubs his face. âI just feel bad for her,â he says, and you know he means your best friend upstairs. âAll I always wanted for her was a stable home after everything she went through.â
âLook at her, you did great,â you tell him, and he chuckles weakly.
âYeah,â he sighs. âI donât even know why Iâm telling you this,â he waves you off and blinks at you surprised as you offer him a hug. He accepts it after a short moment of hesitation and bites back a laugh as you pat his back encouragingly.Â
âYouâll be okayâŚsheâll never find someone better, so fuck her. Itâs her loss,â you tell him, and Felix snorts before letting go of you and grabbing his phone.Â
âWeâll see,â he hums softly, subtly bringing some distance between the two of you again. âYouâre gonna stay for dinner?â he asks, and you gently shake your head.Â
âI promised Mum Iâd be home for dinner today,â you tell him, and he nods gently.
âYou need a ride?â he offers, and you wave him off.Â
âIâll be fine, promise,â you assure him and exchange your goodbyes.
One week later
You put down the boxes you carried inside and look around with wide eyes. âWow, Min wasnât lying. This place is huge.â
âRight? I didnât quite believe it as well,â your best friend giggles and puts down her boxes as well.
âWhy would I lie about that, huh?â Minho asks playfully offended, adding some boxes on the floor next to yours. âYou think weâd give your dad and you some shabby place? You think that lowly of us?â
Chan pokes his side, making him squeak and giggles as Minho playfully raises his fists to fight him. âRelax, no oneâs calling you a liar, baby.â
âSure hope so,â he teases and naturally intertwines their hands, pulling Chan with him. âYou havenât seen the view from up here yet,â he announces and waves you after him.
You follow the pair of them onto the huge balcony, and your breath hitches. From up here, you can see parts of the city and the ocean, and still itâs so peaceful up here.Â
âHowâs your dad, kiddo?â Minho asks your best friend after a moment of comfortable silence.
âWorse than he admits,â she answers, and Minho hums gently. âIf you ask me, heâs fucking heartbroken and feels worthless. If you ask him, heâs okay and just a little caught up in his thoughts,â she further explains.Â
âGive him time,â Chan tells her gently and sighs, looking down at the ocean. âTen years is a lot, you know?â
The door to the balcony opens, and Felix steps outside, laughing at you all. âSeriously? Youâre out here enjoying the view while Iâm carrying all those boxes?â he asks, and you all start laughing before hurrying back inside to help him.
Once everything is inside, Minho and Chan give you a tour through the house and you wonder what Felix and your friend would do with all this space. The couple soon leaves again to give them some space to settle in.Â
Your best friend strolls through the house and frowns softly. âYouâre alright?â Felix asks her, frowning softly. âI know itâs not home, but we can make it work, itâll just need some time and-.â
âDad, home is wherever you are, relax,â she laughs, and Felix nods, stunned, looking adorably touched by her words. âI justâŚthis place is huge.â
âIt is,â he nods. âI have no idea what the hell they had planned for this.â
âNothing useful, as Min put it,â you chime in, and Felix grins at your remark.
âIâll feel so lonely here if youâre at work,â she speaks up after a moment, and Felixâs face softens.
âDear, thereâll be a point in your life when you move out and everything. I wonât always be around,â he says, and she glares at him.Â
âDonât say shit like that, youâre only ten years older than I am, itâll take a while,â she points out, and he snorts but gives in, remaining quiet. âY/nnie, howâs the hunt for a flat going?â she asks.
âI already told you itâs shit,â you sigh softly, not quite picking up on her true intentions behind that question. âItâs either too expensive or so much out of town itâs not exactly convenient.â
âOh, youâre going to move out?â Felix asks, busying himself with one of the boxes.
âI want to, my parents could use the space for something else,â you nod.
âDad?â she asks, drawing out the word with a sweet tone.Â
âWhat do you want?â he asks, not even looking up.
âShe could move in with us,â she says, and you frown at her. Felix looks up, confused, and tilts his head at her. âShe canât find a place, I worry about getting lonely hereâŚyou could use some more company as well before youâre fully depressed and-.â
âWill you stop?â he snaps at her. âIâm not depressed, Iâm fine besides the fact that I got cheated on after wasting ten years of my life,â he continues and shakes his head at her. âStop reading into it that much, Iâll start believing you at this point.â
You lower your gaze at the floor and awkwardly shuffle on your feet. âGosh, relax,â she sighs. âThat just proved my point.â
Felix throws the contents of the box back inside and pushes himself up. âIâm getting some fresh air. And yes, you can move in if you want to, itâs not like weâd lack space or whatever,â he says before leaving the two of you.Â
âNice one,â you sigh softly.Â
âWhat?â she groans and rolls her eyes. âYou know Iâm right.â
âAnd that makes it better?â you chuckle, and she huffs softly. âFine, fine, Iâll go apologizeâŚbut would you?â
âI donât know,â you sigh softly. âIâd feel like Iâm intruding,â you argue gently.Â
âNever,â she shakes her head firmly. âAlso, youâre here every day anyway, so nothing changes,â she grins before sighing softly. âDad?â she shouts, and you roll your eyes at her.
Should you? Move in with your best friend and her heartbroken, conveniently handsome adoptive father? That could only go wrong, right?
You join them on the balcony and sigh softly, meeting your best friendâs eyes. âFine, Iâll do it.â
She shouts in joy and pulls you into a tight hug, hopping excitedly. âYouâre the best best friend I couldâve ever wished for!â
âYeah, yeah,â you chuckle and roll your eyes playfully, catching Felix smirking at the two of you.
Three weeks later
You hum to yourself as you make your way from the kitchen to the living room area. Your best friend is staying the night at her boyfriendâs, and Felix is out on Stray Kids duty, as you jokingly call it. So, for now, you have the whole house to yourself. You moved in fully about two weeks ago, and your new room is bigger than you ever dared to imagine. Thereâs an attached bathroom as well, and your few things look ridiculous, trying to fill up all that space you have now.Â
You grab your phone and check your messages before scrolling through some news. Refreshing the page, a new article appears on top, and you realize itâs about Felix. Curiously, you click on it, and your eyes widen, realizing itâs about what happened with his wife. You read through it and smile sadly; Felix seems to have tried putting it as respectfully and vague as he could. You donât support what that woman did for years one bit, but you also know how their fans can get so youâre glad Felix tries to stay neutral in public.
You glance up from your phone as the front door opens downstairs, and Felix comes up the stairs only a little later. Looking at him, you can tell he was crying, and your heart sinks to your stomach, seeing how tired he looks. His eyes meet yours, and you swallow softly as he stops in his tracks as if he just remembered you live here as well. âYouâre okay?â you ask softly, and for the first time in weeks, Felix shakes his head.
âNot really, no,â he admits, his voice a little raspy. You can tell heâs fighting back tears, and you gently pat the spot next to you on the sofa. Felix momentarily searches your eyes before moving forward and dropping down on the sofa next to you. âI know itâs my own fault because I took off my wedding ring but I didnât expect them to ask already,â he tells you quietly and nervously fidgets with his hands. âChan told me to be honest before she comes up with something thatâll drag me down.â
âI think youâve handled it quite well,â you tell him gently, and he groans in response.
âAlready online, huh?â he sighs, and you hum softly. Felix throws his head back against the sofa and stares up at the ceiling. You canât help but take in his side profile and let your eyes wander down his neck. âI hate this.â
âHate what?â you ask gently.
âI have to have an explanation for everything as if Iâd know why she cheated. Maybe itâs because Iâve been gone often with all our schedules. Maybe she got bored. Maybe she just saw past that facade of fame and sunshine behavior and realized Iâm not as lovable as everyone thinks I am,â he huffs, making you frown at him. âMaybe she never loved me in the first place, and I canât even blame her for that.â
âStop it now,â you scold him firmly and Felix turns his head, blinking at you. âHave you ever considered that maybe sheâs just a massive bitch and there is absolutely nothing wrong with you?â
âNot really, no,â he shakes his head and sits up straight again. âThatâs rather unlikely, isnât it? Thereâs always a reason people cheat.â
âSometimes itâs simply stupidity,â you insist. âNot everything is your fault, Felix.â
âWhy does it feel like it then?â he asks quietly, and your heart breaks at the desperate glint in his eyes. âWhy does it feel like Iâm the one who fucked it all up? And why doesnât she care one bit, and Iâm here feeling like complete shit?â
âBecause you loved her,â you say quietly and watch his face fall. âShe didnât try to make it right, did she? She didnât protest when you suggested a divorce.â Felix shakes his head, eyes brimming with tears. âMaybe youâre right. Maybe she never loved you for who you truly are. Maybe all she saw was the fame, the money, the places you went toâŚbut how is that your fault?â
âIâŚI shouldâve known,â he says quietly, his lower lip quivering a little.Â
âYou canât know that shit if theyâre good at hiding and pretending. Who knows how long she couldâve kept up that show if you hadnât come home early that day?â you ask, and Felix avoids your observant gaze, staring down at his hands. âThe only thing youâre at fault for is beating yourself up for this and thinking youâre worthless.â
Felix remains quiet and presses his lips together tightly as hot tears run down his cheeks. His hair falls into his face as his head hangs low, and you can only tell as he sniffles softly. You hesitantly reach out for him and rub his back soothingly. Felix whispers an apology and buries his face in his hands, a quiet sob rippling through his body. You donât know where you get the confidence from, but you move before you can reconsider what youâre about to do. Wrapping your arm around him, you pull him into a warm embrace and gently rub his shoulder. Felix tenses up briefly before he relaxes into your touch, allowing himself the comfort you spend.Â
It doesnât last for all too long, and Felix pushes himself off the sofa, messily wiping his cheeks. âSorry, I shouldnât-,â he stammers and exhales shakily. âI shouldnât dump this all on you.â
âI donât-â you start and shut your mouth as he raises his hand to stop you.Â
âI know you donât mind. I know,â he says and shakily wipes his cheek. âThat doesnât make it any better. I appreciate you trying to help, but Iâll go before I start unloading even more nonsense,â he sniffles and flashes you a sad smile. âThank you, though.â
âYouâre welcome,â you nod gently and watch him leave. Only then do you notice your heart racing in your chest and the wet patch of his tears in your sweater. âSo much to keeping boundaries, Y/n,â you scold yourself, rubbing your face tiredly.
Felix closes the door to his room and buries his face in his hands with a soft groan. âWhat the fuck are you doing?â he whispers and stands still for a moment. What is he doing, sobbing in his daughterâs best friendâs arms? Is he going insane? Felix closes his eyes and tries to forget how comfortable your hug felt, how good you smelled, and how soothing your presence was to him. âFuck,â he whispers into the emptiness of his room.
One week later
Your heart thumps loudly in your chest as you walk down the hallway, clutching your visitor pass. Your best friend asked you to pick up Felix from work tonight because she had to work late and would then stay at her boyfriend's again. Would he think weirdly of you for it? He's been avoiding you a little after that emotional breakdown a week ago, and you can't blame him.Â
You reach Chan's studio and knock gently, letting yourself in.Â
âOh, Y/nnie,â Chan greets you cheerfully.Â
âHaven't seen you here in a while,â Minho adds curiously.Â
âYeah, uh, I have to pick up Felix,â you say, and they frown.Â
âI thought-â
âNo, she's working late and staying at her boyfriend's or something like that,â you shrug your shoulders.Â
âShe asks you to move in so she isn't lonely and leaves all the time,â Minho shakes his head, amused. âWell, at least someone's keeping an eye on Lix, then.â
âMhm, yeah,â you nod. âWhere is he?â
âIn the practice room down the hallway. UhâŚhe's in a shit mood today,â Minho tells you.Â
âDefine shit mood,â you chuckle.Â
âEverything is shit, nothing works, he's useless,â Chan sighs softly and shakes his head. âWe tried.â
You sigh heavily and roll your eyes. âFine, I'll do my best.â
âGood luck,â Chan giggles.Â
Only a little later, you open the door to the practice room and slip inside. You frown as you spot Felix stretched out on the floor, staring up at the ceiling. âI swear, Channie, if you're here to tell me another bad joke that's supposed to make me laugh, I'll snap,â he announces.Â
You stop next to him and tilt your head at him. âNot Channie,â you say. âWhat's that supposed to be?â you ask, vaguely waving at his current position.Â
âIt's my new favorite yoga position called utter depression,â he says dryly and throws you a peace sign. âThat's I'm a failure, what's your name?â
âChan wasn't lying,â you nod slowly.Â
âDid Chan call you? Seriously?â he asks, sitting up on his elbows.Â
âNo. In fact, it was your lovely daughter asking me to come pick you up. She's working late, and then she'll stay over at her boyfriend's.â
âI still can't believe she asked you to move in so she wouldn't be lonely, and now she's barely home,â Felix snorts and groans softly.Â
âMhm, you guys are repeating yourselves, Min said the same thing,â you tell him and gently poke his side with your shoe. âWhat's going on, Mr. utter depression?âÂ
âNothing, as you can see,â he sighs. âI fucked up during practice today. Minho only didn't call me out for all the mistakes because he felt sorry for me at the time,â he tells you.Â
âAnd that led you down the good old road to self-hatred?â you ask, sitting down on the floor next to him.Â
âMaybe,â he answers vaguely.Â
âSurely,â you correct him. âLix?â you ask gently, and he turns his head toward you. âHave you eaten yet?â
âNo,â he shakes his head as his eyes trace your features.Â
âWe could take a walk and grab some food on the way. We don't have to talk or anything. It's just for you to clear your head and empty all that garbage you keep up there,â you tell him, tugging a small smile at the corner of his lips.Â
âYeah, okay,â he nods.Â
You exchange your goodbyes with Min and Chan, who secretly throw some hearts your way when Felix isn't looking. Idiots.Â
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After that evening, it all got easier again. You didn't talk much that day, but the fresh air, bright lights, and warm food had lightened Felix's mood immensely. Over the following two weeks, you two grew closer, and Felix allowed himself to be more open. With your best friend gone quite frequently, it was often only you and him.Â
The more time you spent together, the more you realized how ridiculously perfect Felix was. His beautiful brown eyes, soft features adorned by all those sweet freckles, and blond hair falling around his face made your stomach flip. His sweet smile and even prettier laugh made you feel like winning a trophy every time you were the reason for it. He's so kind and polite that it makes your head spin.Â
Felix can't quite stop himself from looking at you whenever you don't notice. The more time you spend, the more he notices how beautiful you are. How caring and gentle. Your smile brightens his days and he can't fully shake the longing to be in your arms again off. He hasn't felt as comfortable around someone in a while, and there's a lingering worry in the back of his head telling him that he really shouldn't allow himself to fall for you. It only gets worse watching you doing the most mundane things and wishing that you wouldn't leave again.Â
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Another two weeks later your best friend announces she'll be abroad for a holiday with her boyfriend for two weeks. Two weeks. It'll only be Felix and you for fourteen days. That thought wasn't helping your anxious heart, trying not to fall for him at all.Â
You decided to make the best out of it and forget about your worries. Seeing Felix smile again was all that counted.Â
The first morning, Felix tiredly strolls down the hallway from his room and stops in his tracks when he sees you at the stove. A sweet scent lingers in the kitchen, and he realizes you're making pancakes for breakfast. His heart picks up pace, and he takes a deep breath, reminding himself to act normal. âMorning,â he says, not knowing that his even deeper morning voice sends shivers down your spine.Â
âGood morning,â you smile at him, bright as ever. He has to look somewhere else to stop himself from blushing. âBreakfast will be ready in a few minutes,â you tell him, and he hums softly.Â
Felix sits down at the kitchen island and watches you thoughtfully. It's ridiculous how used to your presence he got over the past few weeks. Almost as if he couldn't imagine it any other way anymore. âDo you have any plans for today?â he asks and you shake your head as you put the pancakes on a big plate.Â
âWhy?â you ask curiously and turn off the stove.Â
âUh, I was thinking about painting her room since she wanted a new color so badlyâŚI was wondering if you'd like to help?â he asks nervously.Â
You put down the plate and nod. âSure, why not?âÂ
Felix flashes you a sweet smile and thanks you as you hand him a plate with some pancakes. They're so fluffy they almost melt on his tongue, and he has trouble biting back a moan. âOh, they're amazing,â he tells you and notices the subtle blush settling on your cheeks.Â
âThank you,â you smile almost shyly.Â
Seriously, can't you give him a break?Â
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After breakfast, Felix takes a quick shower, and you put on some clothes that could be ruined by the paint. You meet again in your best friend's room, and you smile at how soft Felix looks in a pair of gray sweatpants and a wide sweater. You pull all the furniture away from the walls, covering everything up before Felix shows you how to apply the paint properly. In the beginning, you're both quietly working and it feels peaceful, just focusing on painting for now. Then Felix starts talking, trying to kill the silence. âI signed the divorce papers yesterday,â he says casually, and you need a moment to figure out how to answer.Â
âCongratulations?â you chuckle, and he laughs, realizing how out of pocket this has been.
âSorry, that was pretty random,â he apologizes.Â
âNo, it's fine. I'm glad you did,â you say, and he glances at you, making you ramble on quickly. âI mean, it's the right thing to do. Did you settle on anything? Does she demand stuff?â
âIf she doesn't want my legal team to be less nice about the reason we're getting a divorce than I was, then she won't,â he tells you and sighs softly. âShe has the old house, and I don't have to pay her anything. I'm glad when we're done with the whole process,â he admits tiredly.Â
âI bet you are,â you nod gently. âYou deserve some peace after everything,â you say, and he hums softly, pressing his lips together briefly. âWe can stop talking about it,â you assure him gently, and Felix nods thankfully.Â
âWe need more paint,â he states.Â
âWell, we should let this dry anyway for today,â you nod and flash him a gentle smile. âWe could go buy some more and then call it a day?â
âSounds good,â he nods, rubbing his face tiredly, and turns toward you fully now.Â
âYou've got some paint on your cheek,â you say, and he blindly reaches out to wipe it off. He doesn't quite get it and you step in front of him, reaching out for him. âLet me help,â you say and gently rub your thumb over his cheek, wiping the still fresh paint off.Â
Felix freezes in place, staring at you as you do so. He feels like the world stops for a moment but then your soft touch is already gone again. He exhales a breath he didn't know he was holding in and follows you outside. Fucks sake.Â
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You wander through the store next to him and you end up buying some more stuff to decorate the house a little more. Felix's phone rings and you can tell it's Chan by the way his face lights up. He nudges your side after a moment. âYou're hungry?â
âI could eat,â you nod.
âMin and Chan ask if we wanna stop by,â he tells you, and you shrug your shoulders.Â
âSure, why not?âÂ
Only shortly after, you reach their house, and your eyes widen, spotting the two small kittens on the carpet. âOh, you have new ones?â you ask excitedly and Minho looks at you as if he's going to hit you.Â
âOr not?â you ask, chuckling.Â
Chan gently pokes his cheek and grins at you. âYeah, we got them like a week ago,â he nods, and you crouch down as they make their way over.Â
âCan I hold them?â you ask, looking at Minho, and his face softens.Â
âIf they let you,â he nods and tells you to sit down on the floor.Â
He picks up the first one and gently hands it over to you, making sure you hold it right. âHe's usually very calm, so if you don't move too quickly, you should be fine,â he tells you and sits down, grabbing the second one. âShe's a little rascal,â he smirks and gently scratches her head.Â
âThey're so tiny,â you say, amazed.Â
âHere, he loves those,â Chan says, handing you a little treat.Â
You hold out your hand for the kitten, and he doesn't waste much time. You giggle at his tiny tongue licking over your palm and beam at Minho excitedly. Chan passes Minho and gently runs his hand through his hair mindlessly. Minho smiles softly and looks up at him so full of love you can't help but wish you'd find someone you shared the same type of deep love with. âWanna help me set the table, Lix?â he asks, and Felix hums, following him, not after a quick glance in your direction to make sure you're alright.Â
Soon after, you're all gathered around the table, and you all thank Minho for cooking. Chan glances at Felix after a while and seems to debate whether he should ask what's going through his head. âLix?â he asks, and his friend turns toward him. âHow are you holding up?â
âI'm fine,â he smiles tiredly, and you know the question starts to bother him by now.Â
âYou said that from day one,â Minho chuckles and tilts his head at him.Â
âNo, I am. I signed the papers yesterday and then soon it'll all be over,â he explains.Â
âHave you met anyone new?â Minho asks curiously. âI mean, it's been almost two months.â
âMhm, after ten years of a fake marriage. I still have time, don't you think?â he asks sourly.Â
Chan steps in, trying to ease the mood. âWe're just worried about you getting lonely, Lix,â he tells him.Â
âI'd rather be lonely than that,â he says and rolls his eyes at them. âNot everyone finds the one and lives happily ever after from day one on,â he says, looking at the two of them.Â
âThat's hardly realistic, nothing was perfect from day one,â Minho shakes his head.Â
âNot really, no,â Chan snorts and winks at him.Â
âWell, you're not me, soâŚ,â Felix says quietly, and the mood changes.Â
âMeaning?â Minho asks patiently, even though you can tell heâd rather punch some sense into him.
Felix puts down his chopsticks and sighs heavily. âI'm way too emotional, I'm too shy to approach anyone or initiate anything further, I mess up stuff constantly and-.â
âWill you stop?â you cut him off, and everyone looks at you as if they're remembering you're still here. âYou keep on talking shit about yourself, and you don't even realize you're letting her win.â
âI'm not letting herââ he frowns. Chan is about to speak up, but Minho stops him, resting his hand on his.Â
âYes, you are. She used you for years, and you're still letting her by making it all your fault. As if she had no other choice but to go off and fuck around with whoever she found moderately fuckable,â you say, and he blinks at you, stunned as Chan chokes on his breath. âYou're talented at what you do, you're hardworking, and you're one of the most caring people I know. You didn't have to, but you always made me feel at home when I visited your daughter. You haven't done any differently since I moved in, and as long as you aren't talking shit about yourself, you're pretty funny. And-.â
âY/nnie,â he says softly, and it's the first time he's called you that. âEat up; it's going to get cold.âÂ
You quickly shut your mouth, ears burning up as you realize you've just been pretty open in front of Minho and Chan. âYeah, okay, you better shut up thenâŚrespectfully.â
âMessage received,â he smiles gently.Â
Minho raises his eyebrows and glances at Chan before moving his eyes between the two of you. Chan frowns before his eyes widen, and he squints at him. Minho widens his eyes and puts on a little passive aggressively encouraging smile, signaling him that, yes, he is VERY right about this.Â
âYou can stop the eye fuckery over there, I'll get sick,â Felix calls them out, and you frown softly at Minho's mischievous grin.Â
âY/n, what about you?â Minho asks curiously.Â
âYou're playing cupid as a side business, or what is this?â you ask right back.Â
âSimply interested,â he gives back.Â
âI'm single if you must know so badly, and no, my self-esteem isn't drowning as much as Lixâs,â you say, and Felix pokes your side, protesting softly.Â
Chan watches you quietly before glancing at his husband and humming softly. Minho simply smirks.Â
Later, when it's time to leave, you hold your hand out for Felix, and he tilts his head at you questioningly. âKeys, please,â you smile.Â
âHuh?â he asks, amused.Â
âYou had two drinks, I didn't have any, and I'm driving,â you tell him, stretching your hand out once more.Â
âListen to her, Yongbokie,â Minho tells him, and Felix gives in and hands you the keys.Â
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âThat was really sweet,â Felix says, almost too quiet to hear.Â
âThe kittens?â you giggle.Â
âMhm, yeah, they too,â he nods and glances over at you. âI meant what you saidâŚI uh... thanks.â
âOh,â you nod and feel your heart warming at the softness in his eyes. âI meant it.â
âI know,â he whispers and can barely meet your eyes.Â
âYou should give yourself more credit. Try seeing yourself through the eyes of the people you mean something to from time to time,â you say, parking the car in front of the house.Â
Felix looks at you, a little stunned. âI mean something to you?â he asks softly.Â
âWell, of course you do, Lixie,â you smile and lean over, brushing his hair back for him.Â
âYeah?â he asks, eyes traveling down to your lips before he can fight it.Â
âMhm,â you hum softly and search his eyes. Suddenly, you move forward and your lips meet in a soft kiss that has him melting in his seat. He reaches up to bury his hand into your hair and-.
âFelix? Felix, wake up,â you say gently.Â
âHuh?â he asks confused.Â
âWake up, Lix, come on,â you say softly, daring to brush a loose strand from his face. âCome on, let's get you upstairs.â
Felix blinks at you drowsily and needs a moment to realize he's been dreamingâdreaming of kissing you. His face burns up red with embarrassment as your gentle eyes meet his, and he shoots out of his seat. âYeah, sorry,â he stammers, and you watch him a little confused.Â
âYou're okay?â you ask, closing the door for him.
âSure, why wouldn't I be?â he asks, laughing nervously. Don't look at the lips. Don't.Â
âMan, you're weird when you get woken up,â you shake your head and unlock the front door, letting him in. Felix stumbles taking off his shoes, making you laugh. âIs alcohol having such an effect on you?â
âMhm, yeah,â he lies, spotting his lifeline.Â
âWell, let's get you to bed then,â you say and gently pat his back, shoving him inside.Â
âI'll make it on my own, thank you,â he quickly says and wishes you a good night. He throws himself face forward onto his bed and groans into his blanket. âFuck, no, Lix, you can't.â He turns onto his back and stares up at the ceiling, brushing his fingers over his lips. Groaning softly, he fumbles for his phone; he needs some clarity now.Â
âIt's late, what the fuck, mate?â
âJisungie, I fucked up,â Felix whines softly.Â
âOh, please don't tell me you're drunk,â Jisung sighs softly. âDo I have to pick you up somewhere?â
âNo,â he quickly assures him. âI justâŚthere's this certain someone I can't stop thinking about, andâŚJi, it's wrong!â
âI don't like the sound of this,â he states calmly. âGo on.â
And Felix does, spilling all his hurt, feelings of emptiness, and worthlessness. Telling him how you mend his heart, fill his entire being with happiness, and make him feel loveable. He confesses how he can't stop thinking about you, worrying how messed up this could get.Â
Jisung lets him ramble on and nods gently once he's done. âThat's fucked up, mate.â
âI know,â he whispers.Â
âNo, I don't think you know how bad that bitch fucked you up,â Jisung says, and Felix is too stunned to speak for a second. âFucks sake, Lix! Where's my pretty boy getting all the girls, huh? When did you get all shy and scared? Did she fuck up your self-esteem that badly?â
âJi, you're missing the point here,â he insists. âEveryone would think I'm using her, she's eight years younger. They'll make her a victim and-.â
âLix,â he cuts him off firmly. âI'm that victim you're describing here, you do know that, right? My hubby is ten years older, Hyuneâs wife is six years younger, and no one gives a fuck,â he tells him. âThe thing you really can't take is the fact that she's your daughter's best friend.â
âThat surely doesn't help,â he groans.Â
âWell, technically-.â
âShe's my daughter, you can try and twist this how you want,â he shakes his head. âAnd she'll hate me if I act upon my feelings for Y/n.â
âAll she wanted was for you to be happy. Why not with Y/nnie?â he asks gently. âListen, buddy, you gotta figure out what you really want and then act accordingly. Stop sending her signals if you don't want this to evolve into something more.â
âI know,â he sighs softly. Fuck.Â
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âCan you get the eggs?â you ask him as you pour some sugar into a bowl, weighing its content as you do.Â
âSure,â Felix nods and his hand rests on your lower back for a brief moment, notifying you of him standing behind you to stop you from bumping into him.Â
You swallow softly at the lingering touch, and it's already gone again before you can't think much of it. Felix got home from the studio about an hour ago, and you two decided to surprise your best friend with a cake for her birthday tomorrow. At least she had planned to come back again for it. After quickly buying the ingredients, you two got busy in the kitchen. He's unusually clumsy, your hands brushed against each other four times already since you've started and you already bumped heads, both wanting to grab something off the floor he dropped. The brief touches and his soft eyes combined with that shy smile are slowly driving you insane.Â
Once you're all done you put it in the oven and set a timer, cleaning up the kitchen for now. You'll still need a few things for the icing later but you get rid of most of the mess for now. After loading the dishwasher, the 25 minutes are over, and Felix carefully takes it out. You leave it there to cool and throw yourself on the sofa.Â
Felix joins you and turns on the TV, putting on the next episode of the series you've recently started watching together. After a while, your head slowly drops onto his shoulder and it takes him a moment to realize you fell asleep. He cautiously wraps his arm around you to make you more comfortable and lets you rest against his chest. He tries not to think too much of it and chews on his lower lip nervously as he tries to pay attention to the screen.Â
As much as he tries to fight it, he's exhausted from their intense practice today, and his eyes grow heavier with every minute. It doesn't take long and he falls asleep as well, getting more comfortable and dragging you down with him in his sleep.Â
You wake up in his arms, your head resting on his chest. Your eyes widen in shock, and you fight the urge to jump up and get as far away from him as possible. You barely dare to lift your head. Glancing down at him, your heart skips a beat at how soft and vulnerable he looks in his sleep. His chest is slowly rising and falling, his hair hangs into his face and he looks so soft it makes you want to squish his cheeks. You admire the beautiful freckles painting his face as the fading sun caresses his golden skin. Gosh, he's pretty.Â
He moves in his sleep, tightening his grip around you and rolling you both onto your sides. Burying his face in your neck, he lets out a content sigh and pulls you in close. You bite your lip and curse yourself for wanting this so badly. You should really wake him upâŚbut you couldn't. Not when he had a long day and finally got some rest. Not when he looked this content and peaceful. You couldn't.Â
You timidly rest your chin on his fluffy hair and wait for a moment, but he doesn't seem to mind. Carefully, you fondle his back and rest your hand between his shoulder blades. He doesn't stir one bit, and you decide to try sleeping some more as well.Â
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You wake up again when he stretches in your arms, pulling back with a soft groan. Felix squints at you drowsily before he slowly picks up on your current situation. A blush creeps up his neck and colors his cheeks and ears. He pulls away and rolls onto his back with a soft sound, rubbing his face tiredly. âSorry,â he mumbles.Â
âFor what?â you ask gently.Â
âUhâŚthis,â he awkwardly gestures between the two of you. âI uhâŚI tend to get cuddly when I fall asleep. I didn't want to make you uncomfortable or-.â
âYou didn't,â you say firmly, and he slowly glances at you.Â
âNo?â he asks quietly.Â
âNot at all,â you assure him, and he hums gently in response. âYou seemed like you needed it, so I let you sleep a little longer.â
âOh,â he nods dumbly and searches your eyes timidly. âOkay.â
âYeah,â you nod and smile at him. âI think we can finish the cake by now.â
âProbably,â he laughs and sits up.Â
The pair of you soon gets busy in the kitchen again and Felix turns on the mixer to finish the icing for the cake. It's a little too fast, and some of it lands on his sweater. âFucks sake,â he curses softly before slowing it down.Â
You laugh at him, and he turns to you, raising his eyebrows. âOh, you got some on your face,â you giggle and step in front of him. You cup his face gently with one hand, rubbing your other thumb across the icing on his forehead. âKeep still, Lixie,â you say and don't quite notice his lips parting at the new nickname. You move further down, wiping the bits on his cheek off, and only then you meet his eyes. They're wide and filled with thousands of questions and insecurities. âYou're okay?â you ask worriedly.Â
Felix blinks at you before very slowly shaking his head. âI'm not okay,â he says, and you turn off the mixer, bathing the room in silence.Â
âWhat's wrong?â you ask and want to pull your hand off his face, but his hand wraps around your wrist keeping you there.Â
âIâŚ,â he trails off, sinking deeper into your eyes, and you can see the sudden longing in them. It's pure and innocent, making you all dizzy the longer you look at him. âYou're driving me nuts,â he confesses.Â
âBreathe,â you tell him before experimentally brushing your thumb over his lips. He exhales shuddery, eyes fluttering close at your touch. âCan I kiss you?â you ask.Â
âWhat?â he squeaks, eyes snapping back open.Â
âYou heard me,â you say and tilt your head at him. âCan I?â Felix gulps before nodding timidly. You close the distance between the two of you, and your lips brush against his. A soft, quiet sound escapes him and then you're cupping his face and kissing him. Felix melts into the kiss, body searching yours as he grips your waist and stumbles a little, shoving you against the kitchen counter. He pulls back only to catch his breath and presses his forehead against yours. âYou're okay?â you ask again. This time, he nods.Â
âYeah,â he whispers with a soft smile. âI'm okay...â
PART TWO
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Sal Fisher Affection hc ! âËâš
Pairing(s): Sal Fisher x Gn! reader
Hes so sweet đ
As Iâve previously established
I honestly think sals love language would be quality time or words of affirmation
(Definitely words of affirmation)
If you ever had any concern or thing that was weighing on your mind Sal would most definitely reassure you
And successfully at that
Iâm sure many would believe being around someone who compliments you all the time would feel insincere and not genuine
But Sal manages to convey his sincerity each time and again
He of course loves spending time with you too
He just loves being around you and just your presence overall
Sal is open with affection and itâs never really bothered him
Well, atleast it was that way when you were friends.
When you two became a couple heâd freeze up and would fluster a bit when being confronted with more romantic gestures
hes still open and willing to receive and give affection
As Iâve stated, Sal really enjoys your company
Itâs one of his favorite things and when you first start dating in highschool you guys often spend time in his room and just cuddle there
It became a habit that transcended into your young adult years.
He was of course hesitant when cuddling but soon relaxed and realized there was no reason to be so panicked, he learned that he really enjoyed being in your arms.
When/if you date in highschool then if your identity isnât what you were assigned at birth and you show pda whether itâs a quick peck on sals mask or a warm hug
(Or if youâre a guy, same as Sal)
Then Travis is your number one hater
He sees that and calls you guys slurs (obviously)
Heâs mostly insignificant especially when you poke fun at him and say stuff that riles him up that ultimately drives him away.
The friend group can be a bit teasing at times
Especially when Ashley catches Sal inching his hand towards yours and you intertwining them
Ash automatically forces Larry to look and theyâre just so supportive
Same with sinjin- I mean Todd
(Sorry I got that from Twaimz when he played Sally face live đ)
Even then, you two often hug and cuddle a lot
More often than not passerbyâs will see you sitting down with a doting sal leaning his head on you
Or vise versa
Ok so we all know Sal is absolutely reluctant to removing his mask in public
However, in private he feels more comfortable
Especially since youâre not only friends, but dating now.
It was only a matter of time that kissing would come into the conversation
Your guys first kiss would go two ways
The first being planned by the both of you
Or just spontaneous
Either way itâs very awkward yet sweet! đ
The first way would be when you and Sal were just casually hanging out
His dad was out and that left the two of you guys alone
(I envision your first kiss would be when youâre in high school)
You and Sal had obvious wanted to kiss each other for awhile
And although youâd kiss him on the forehead, knuckles, and on his mask
Mostly because youâd forget his cheek was covered, sometimes not
Regardless, you both felt ready and Sal had invited you over
It was so painfully awkward ngl but regardless he took his mask off and yâall kissed
He was honestly nervous and a bit hesitant cuz although he knew you wouldnât mind he still couldnât shake off the feeling that you wouldnât like it.
He even asked you if it was good enough đđđđ
The second scenario would be natural except when you forget Sal still has his mask on and you both get awkward especially since you accidentally kissed his mask.
Itâs still sweet tho cuz you can actually see him being bashful instead of picking up on it from his voice and body language.
Sal is such a sweet guy and is always asking if itâs fine to hug or kiss you
Not always verbally, mostly stopping and giving you a chance to run away lol
But ofc you never do
I mean, itâs Sal fisher
Cmon now
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i deserve you, and you deserve me
pairing: daddy!chan x chubby fem reader
genre: comfort, soft smut
word count: ~2.4k
warnings: reader is insecure about her body, mentions of weight, pet names, unprotected sex.
an: this is kind of a request from @httpdwaekki and what i mean by that is, i sort of wrote part of it and im saving the other part for another post. i hope thatâs okay! i wanted this one to be very soft and sweet and the other part of the request that we talked about i feel like would be better if it were a little more⌠rough? lol im def planning on doing it when i have time tho so look out for that. :)
also, idk the results of the poll i just posted, but hopefully theyâre pro daddy!chan because hereâs this. <3
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⟠⚠࣪ Ë â ď¸ âš ŕŁŞ Ë âź adults only ⢠mdni ⟠⚠࣪ Ë â ď¸ âš ŕŁŞ Ë âź
it was early in the morning. the sun peeking through the blinds gently wakes you from your peaceful sleep. you open your eyes slowly and begin to stretch your body, tensing all of your muscles only to then let them relax. you were warm, the blankets soft against your skin. you hugged your stuffed animal tighter to your chest, not wanting to get up yet. your stretching and rustling must have caused a stir in your boyfriend. he made a noise of his own before rolling over to face you, his chest to your back, and throwing his arm over your waist. though you are facing away from him, you can picture what he looks like in your mind. his dark curly hair was a mess, you were sure, sticking up every which way. his eyes were heavy, refusing to open, his cheeks slightly flushed. he pulled you closer to his body, mumbling out a âgood morning.â his voice was deep and thick with sleep.
you tried to hide it, but your body went rigid. you noticed that you were both still naked from the night before. and all you could focus on was how his hand gripped the fat of your stomach. and suddenly you felt disgusting. you wanted to hide from him, to pull away and cover yourself. but doing so would alert him to your feelings and you didnât want to make him feel like he did something wrong. so you continued to lay there, a million horrible thoughts running through your mind. it was one thing to be naked together at night, when the light is minimal and you feel like he canât see your body. but now itâs morning and the sun is bright. if he were to look now, he would see everything. every pound, every stretch mark, every hideous thing about you. you wouldnât be able to hide it. you gently gripped his wrist, rubbing the back of his hand gently with your thumb, before lifting his arm off of your stomach. you moved his hand to rest in a slightly better spot, on your hip. he huffed a disapproving sound before putting his arm right back where it was originally and pulling you in even tighter.
âcanât hold you right if my hand is on your hip.â he mumbled, squeezing you lovingly, nuzzling his face into your shoulder.
you gave in and tried to enjoy his arms around you. you loved him, and he made you feel so safe. feeling his strong arms around you made you want to sink into him further. but you couldnât get rid of the incessant tapping on the windows of your mind telling you that youâre too big for him. thereâs too much of you. that he deserves someone skinny and that you deserve nothing. the noise in your head grew louder and louder, you body itching to be covered. you gently tried to pry yourself from his grip, reaching for your discarded pajamas on the floor. but of course, in true chan fashion, he wouldnât let you go. he held you tight, grunting his disapproval.
âdaddy im cold.â you lied. âi want my pajamas.â
he still held you tight, but now his hand started to travel. his fingers slowly ran up your stomach, over your rolls much to your dismay, until he was cupping your breast in his palm.
âi can think of a way to warm you up.â he says softly, his lips brushing against your shoulder blade, his thumb rubbing back and forth across your nipple.
you started to panic. what were you supposed to do now? you didnât want to push him away, you didnât want to make him feel unwanted. but at the same time, you couldnât let him continue. couldnât let him look at you.
he must have sensed your apprehension. his hand slid back down to your waist. âis something wrong, baby? we donât have to if youâre not in the mood.â he sounded slightly disappointed. and you thought you should run with that. yes thatâs it, youâre just not in the mood. but you always found it hard to lie to him. lying is what bad girls did and you were very much not a bad girl.
he pulled the cover higher up your body, tucking you in, shielding you from the non existent cold that he thought you felt.
âitâs not that i donât want to..â you said quietly.
âthen what is it, princess?â he asked, pressing soft kisses against your back. âdo i have morning breath?â he chuckled. âiâll go brush my teeth right now.â but he made no move to leave the bed, too warm and comfortable next to you.
when you didnât answer him, and when you didnât giggle at his teasing like you normally would, he paused. âbaby whatâs wrong?â
you took a deep breath, knowing the conversation that this statement was going to cause. you almost lied, almost told him that you just didnât feel well, or that you were still sleepy. the lie danced on your lips but you couldnât push it further. âi donât want you to see me.â you said into the plush of your stuffie, the fabric muffling your voice.
âwhat was that?â he asked, gently tugging at your friend, pulling him away from your face.
âi- i donât want you to.. to see me.â you said, your voice quiet but very clear this time.
âprincess..â he cooed. he separated his body from yours, propping himself up on his elbow so he could look at your properly. he gently tugged on your arm, rolling you over onto your back. you let him pull you but held the cover tightly to your body, not letting any skin peek through. you looked up at him with glassy eyes that made his chest hurt. he cradled your face in his hand. âwhy donât you want me to see you? hmm?â
âi donât want you to see what i look like..â
âbaby i love looking at you. donât you know that?â he asked, trying to pull the cover out of your grip but you held on tight.
âbut iâm so.. big. and youâre so lean and muscled. youâre beautiful. you deserve someone skinny and pretty.â
âhey stop that.â he scolded. âyou are not big. you are perfect. youâre so perfectly beautiful and i donât want anyone but you. i deserve you and you deserve me.â he pointed to himself and then pointed at you as he spoke. âyeah?â
you shook your head, disagreeing with him. he obviously deserved someone way better than you. everyone knew that. people wondered why you were with him. why he picked you. you could feel their judgement every time you entered a room holding his hand. could feel all of their eyes on you.
he could tell you were in your head about it, struggling to believe him. he tugged on the blanket once more. âcmon baby. let me see your beautiful body?â
you held firm to the blanket, shaking your head no.
âbaby..â his tone was changing. still sweet, but more authoritative. âbe a good girl and let me see.â
you bit you lip, unsure of what to do. he was pulling the daddy card. you hesitated still and he had decided that he had had enough. he sat up, his toned chest and abdomen flexing as he scooted himself to the edge of the bed. he sat there, legs dangling off the edge, and he looked back at you, still cowering under the blanket.
âcome here, little one.â he said, his voice calm. you knew he meant business but he didnât sound mad. he gestured with his hand for you to come to him before pointing to the small space of mattress between his legs. ânow.â
you slowly pulled the cover off. and using your hands to hide yourself as best as you could, you crawled over to him.
âsit between daddyâs legs.â he said. âput your back to my chest.â
you did as he said, wrapping your arms around your middle.
he wrapped his arms around you as well, enveloping you in his warmth. he kissed your neck and your shoulder before looking straight ahead.
directly across from the bed, propped up against the wall, was a giant mirror. he looked at you in its reflection, your eyes looking down.
âbaby look.â he said softly. he squeezed you in his arms, motioning with his head to the mirror. but you didnât want to look. couldnât look. you had been avoiding your reflection for a while now, the sight of your own body making you nauseous. you turned your head toward his face. he looked at your sweet eyes, filling with tears.
âi- i canât.â you choked out, tears starting to fall down your cheeks.
âhey..â he swiped your tears with his fingers. ânone of that.â
he kissed your quivering lips once before he spoke.
âyou donât have to look. but iâm going to.â he said. âand you know what i see?â
you shook your head no, sniffling.
he smiled down at you. âi see my beautiful little baby.â he looked back at the mirror. âi see your sweet face, your perfect skin, your cute soft little tummy.â he poked your stomach with his finger, causing you to squirm. a small smile flitted across your face. you could hear the sincerity in his voice. you believed he truly meant what he said and you softened a little to his touch, starting to feel at ease.
he made an mmm sound in his throat. âi see your gorgeous thighs..â his hands slid down to your legs, squeezing. âyouâre so soft, baby. youâre like my little cloud.â he whispered as he kissed your neck. you tilted your head back to give him better access. he kissed and licked at your skin until your head felt light and fuzzy.
âand these..â he groaned, grabbing your breasts, one in each hand. âbaby youâre the most beautiful girl iâve ever seen..â he rolled your nipples in between his fingers and your breath caught in your throat. he rocked his hips, pushing his erection into you. âdo you feel that baby?â he asked. âyou feel what you do to me?â
your hands gripped his thighs, your arousal growing, your brain felt like TV static.
âonly you do this to me, princess.â he licked your earlobe, a shiver running through your body. âyouâre so fucking beautiful i just canât help myself..â
his hands grabbed your hips. âhold on to my legs, baby.â and that was all the warning he gave you before he lifted you up and sat you down on his length. he sank into you easily, causing you both to groan. âsee how easy i pick you up?â he rocked your hips back and forth. âyouâre so tiny compared to me.â
he reached down and spread your legs apart. âfuck, princess.â he exhaled. âlook how well you take me.â
and you did. for the first time, you looked at your reflection and it was.. hot.
wait, you looked hot.
your tightness was gripping him as he pumped in and out of you, your arousal dripping down him. he looked completely lost in you. his eyes were everywhere, looking at your bouncing breasts, glancing at the look of pleasure on your face, focusing on where his body met yours.
âbaby youâre so perfect.â he panted. âmy perfect girl.â
his fingers came to rub little circles where you needed him most and you tightened around him.
âcmon baby..â he moaned in your ear. âiâm not going to last much longer.â
you watched his reflection as he worked his hands on you. his beautiful fingers applying a little more pressure. you eyes closed and your head fell back on his shoulder. âah ah baby.â he tutted. âeyes open for me. watch how stunning you are when you cum.â
your head lolled forward, and you struggled to keep your eyes open. but this time it wasnât because you were repulsed, it was because he was making you feel so good. âthere you go baby.â he cooed. âgood girl.â
your walls fluttered around him. âdaddyâŚâ you whined.
âi know baby. feels so good, huh? do you see how beautiful you are?â his thrusts were starting to get sloppy, and your high was very quickly approaching. âsee how perfect you are? fuckâ youâre. so. perfect.â he punctuated his statement with his thrusts before he stilled and released inside of you. you watched as it leaked down, staining the sheets. after a moment, he started rolling his hips again, wanting to see you come undone.
your nails dug into the skin of his thighs as your release washed over you. you tried as hard as you could to keep your eyes open but you just couldnât. the pleasure was too much and your body shook and went limp in his arms. he supported your weight, held you against him as he helped you ride it out.
âcome back to me, baby.â he whispered against your shoulder, placing gentle kisses there. you eyes fluttered open, meeting his gaze in the reflection of the mirror. your eyes shifted to your own face, flushed in post orgasm bliss. your hair was a mess but you had to admit the pink of your cheeks really made your eyes shine. they practically sparkled in front of you.
you turned your head to look at your boyfriend, his face was also flushed. he smiled, his little dimple poking out. you kissed him slowly. muttering i love you against his lips.
âi love you more, sweet girl.â he said, holding you just a little tighter. âand iâm going to spend the rest of my life showing you that. showing you just how beautiful you really are.â
and though you werenât ready to see yourself exactly as he saw you, you really did feel beautiful in his arms. and you knew with his help, you could learn to love more of yourself.
and you knew, just with the way he was looking at you now, pure adoration on his face, his lips swollen and damp from your kissing, you knew.. you deserved him.
⥠pls reblog if you liked it! it truly helps a lot and makes me smile :) âĄ
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pov: youâre jensen acklesâ controversially younger girlfriend !
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youruser mentally still here đŽđš
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genpadalecki best getaway Iâve had in a long time đđź miss u love.
youruser miss u more! need the sun sizzling on my skin again đŠ
casgirl777 stop this is actually so cute
urfavewinchester need a love like jared and genâs
jacklesfan real đđź
girlblogger is this too much to ask? đ
destiel4ever literally obsessed with their friendship
yourbestiesuser im so jelly đ¤ take me next time
youruser bet. J is already planning the next trip đ¤
edensflowers god..its me again..
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jacklesfan1 help im loosing my sanity
dreamerthings she def likes her men like her wine..aged
youruser girl- đ lowkey accurate tho
jensenackles did u just call me old?
youruser id rather call it ripe
spnsuper3 she is so unhinged omg-
beausling *rattling on my enclosure*
girlblogzz she is so beautiful
greatgreatjensen right? no wonder she pulled him
y/n_defender the way heâs posting her sm *chefâs kiss*
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youruser back in business đ
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yourbestiesuser babygirl is back in town đ˝
youruser coming over rn đđ
fairydreamz do i wanna be her or be with her?
girlwithablog living for the amount of jensen content
jacklesfan1 everyone say thank you y/n
spnfan_1 isnât she a bit too young for him?
j2enthusiast havenât we been over this a million times now? đ
y/n_defender can we stop acting like they arenât grown adults who can make their own decisions?
casmybbgirl power couple right here
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jensenackles @/youruser said i look BBG in these. idk what that means but here ya go!
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youruser oh u surely look so bbg babe đ
jaredultras why did u do this to him? đđ
youruser shhh..
jensenackles do what?
gibson_g1rl y/n serving cunt all day, every day
superunnatural his posts are giving me life
jackjpad2 heâs been so active since he started dating y/n đ¤
angelg1rl that should be me
destielsempire pls someone take his phone away or ill have a heart attack
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feedback and requests are greatly appreciated!
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Alastor X Reader Headcanons
âď¸Romantic
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ď¸Platonic
TW: Alastor's craziness
Description: Alastor having to deal with Child!Reader and what their relationship is like
Alastor is somehow the best with children while simultaneously being the fucking worst
Sure he can entertain them easily, knows all the right things to say and think of fun games to keep them occupied
He can make them good food to eat, supply them with the proper clothes and protection
He'll even play along with all your little antics, act as your partner in crime
Knows how to make you smile after something has upset you, giving small head pats and singing you a song
Lil song and dance number
"You're never fully dressed~ Without a smile~"
Let's you in on his super duper big plans but you can't tell anybody or else it'll ruin the surprise
But he has no idea what a child actually needs in order to thrive
His idea of games are often just tossing you somewhere dangerous or letting you play on a death trap while he lazily watches you
Often times he forgets to feed you and when you inevitably complain of being hungry he tries to feed you the nearest sucker around
Alastor kids do NOT eat ppl
Cannibal children do
Okay well ppl meat doesn't have enough nutrients for a child
Fine
Puts you in clothes that will embarrass you to tears with how old and dorky they are
"Well it was in style when I was a kid!"
And he more than likely will traumatize you with his idea of 'protection', as if his demon form wasn't terrifying to normal adults
To top it all off...Alastor can probably only handle you in short bursts then pawns you off on someone else
It's nothing personal
You're just needy and grabby and loud and you're prone to tears and-
Well, children are just that way by design
So it's nothing personal
But he does have a soft spot for you and spoils you a little more than he would the average child
Gives you anything you ask for no matter if it's bad for you or if someone else already told you no
"Alastor! Can I have a cookie?"
"Of course my dear~"
"Uh Al? Vaggie already told them no..."
"Two cookies then!"
Alastor finds qualities in you that could be nurtured and puts effort into helping you grow your gifts
If you get into trouble then he helps you skirt the rules of your punishment
And lands the both of you in a time out
"I can't believe you dragged me into your punishment!"
"Alastor, that was your idea!"
When you start trying to make deals with everyone around the hotel, he is so PROUD
Sniff "they grow up so fast"
Covers your ears whenever anybody curses around you but casually teaches you how to properly cook a finger
If you're dirty then he'll hold you away from him with his staff, sidestepping your grubby hands
"Oh dear~! Someone needs a bath~"
Leaves the hard work to everyone else but happily does all the funs parts of hanging out with a kid
You're probably his favorite kid in all of Hell tho
#alastor hazbin hotel x reader#alastor hazbin x reader#alastor x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#I strive to make every Alastor post#as chaotic and funny as possible#I want him giving headaches#dadastor#the worst papa#lucifer tho-#đ
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yandere hero & villain hxh au
to explain this is uhhh, idk how. But Iâll do my best!! Basically the main 4 & the hunter association are heroes and the villains are the phantom troupe!!
Request via dms by: @animerules898
Iâm not sure if they wanted the whole hxh verse to argue over you or if they meant separatelyâŚ. But Iâm gonna do separately but the yandere feels like the heroes/villains wanna take you away đđ
Light! Yandere! Themes, nothing too crazy ofc!! (Part 2 here!!)
Gon đŁ and Killua đŞ!!
Yeah Iâm just gonna lump these two together bc theyâd definitely help each other outâźď¸
but the thing is by lumping them together idk if theyâd be sharing or separate, and since this is from reader pov thereâll be a 3rd party I say they donât share, so I think Iâll go with sharing anyway
alright now that thatâs settled!
first off theyâll protect you with theyâre life, even if your strong
like actually, theyâll give theyâre life to make you keep living, and the other must take care of you
or if they both do then make sure you live in for them!
but onto a light topic- theyâre really only yandere when they feel jealous or when your in danger, otherwise theyâre really playful and friendly ofc, so you likely wonât be scared of them unless they kidnap you or smth-
if your not theyâll be especially protective of you and at least one of them is near you at all times
things donât get any safer after you become hunters so theyâll either teach you nen or as a last resort send you to live with aunt mito
(cuz killua family ainât a option đż)
as long as itâs not too dangerous theyâll let you choose which one
also they feel disappointed in themselves after getting kidnapped by the phantom troupe, because it proves they arenât strong enough to protect you from villains!
theyâd better not hurt you or adult gon gonna be activated early! >:(
joking! đ but they do prioritize getting you free before them
theyâre protectiveness becomes heightened after that incident and youâd have to fight not to go stay with aunt mito if you wanna keep going on adventures
but for the chimera ant arc they definitely donât let you go
at least not to the kingâs castle
theyâll find a strong ally to keep you safe in a safe place and when they get back you better be safe or else whoever was supposed to keep you safe isnât going to be safe
LOL đ¤Ş
Kurapika âď¸đ
Kurapika would be one of the most protective ones seeing as though his half of the villains in this au are his enemies đ
he wonât want you to go out a lot at all so I hope your not one for adventure, preferably an introvert too so you arenât always super hype to see others and maybe a little skeptical like him
With your permission heâll put a tracker on you just in case, he seems to be surrounded by kidnapping-đż so he canât risk that happening to you
even more so if the troupe finds out about you, which he really really really hopes never happens even tho it just might
i donât think itâll be anyoneâs fault if they do, unless Kurapika kidnapped you and you try to escape, then Shalnark likely just found out about you through research
And the chances of Chrollo not taking you hostage to use against Kurapika are almost 0%
if that does happen Kurapika will do whatever it take to get you back, even if it means telling the troupe they can have his life as long as they set you free (which Kurapika is smart so heâll get his friends/Allies to help make sure they actually set you free in case it was a set up, he comes up with a very detailed plan and itâs success rate is pretty high since heâs managed to outsmart Chrollo before using the element of surprise. Iâm not sure where heâll send you but if Gon suggests Aunt Mitoâs house heâll likely take the opportunity seeing as though he has no family to send you to himself).
but if that doesnât happen! (Thankfully) he will constantly move every few months and make to sure keep lots of locks and passcodes wherever you stay at the moment. He also has lots of security cameras, but donât worry! Heâs a good boyfriend aside from all the crazy stuff you have to go through from his wild life so he still gets you gifts and spends all his free time with you when heâs home! đ
Leorio đĽźđŠş
Being with Leorio will probably give you the most peaceful life at our everyone here đđ
seriously tho this dudeâs just a doctor!
If you met in college he likely fell in love with you with for your intelligence/appearance and as he discovered more about you he found himself going down a rabbit whole of newfound affection for you
even if you didnât meet in college he still falls pretty darn fast for you
your one of the few couple who can have a normal life and regular dates
all thanks to the fact that he basically has no ops LOL
heâs aware of villains and is grateful they donât even know he exists đđ
that way he can give you a peaceful life and he has time to get stronger before taking on any seriously dangerous foes to protect you
but yeah! You adventures with gon, killua and kurapika can get pretty wild but your really on the outside looking in since none of gon, killua of Kurapikaâs ops really come for you đ
enjoy your happy life!⥠Ging đ
this man has the power and disappearance abilities to protect you and hide you well from your enemies..
so your pretty much good!đâ
Besides idk know many who has the guts to challenge this guy anyway
in fact idk anyone who even found this guy to be able to challenge him!
I mean besides gon but obviously he wasnât looking for smoke đ
when you meet gon you probably find him cute!
Ging probably told you about him but he seemed uncomfortable at the topic and didnât wanna talk about it much cuz he isnât exactly proud he up and leftâŚ
it doesnât make him look good for you since your his s/o đ
Ging will take you on any safer adventures he has but idk how often thatâll be
you probably have a pretty home tho! Somewhere safe too! Although I will say you probably have multiple houses with all the traveling he does, in fact you may own 3 in the most common places you go to but otherwise you just rent trusted, clean places to stay at.
Itâs a plus that you donât have to really worry about villains too!
ngl this is also a pretty peaceful life as long as you can deal with Gingâs antics (if heâs anything like Gon)
btw donât worry he tells you when heâs going and where when he leaves, and always comes back, he cares about you a lot and doesnât want you to stop loving him bc of a situation like his and Gonâs- đżđ
I have a feeling he didnât kidnap, but courted you as well.
Go on, runaway (đ¤) into the sunset together âď¸ Iâm gonna make a part 2 for the phantom troupe as the villains bc I might run out of characters đ
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Brandi and Bruceâs S/o looking after the bakers dozen on their own, what shenanigans occur?
Anon this is?? Literally so cute what the hell??? Also referring to them as the "bakers dozen" is so genuis sfhjjfdadfgghâ
Reader & the Bakers Dozen: babysitting solo
Includes: GN! Reader, mentions of polyamory, mentions of Vacay Lovers, slightly Parental! Reader, the Bakers Dozen
CW: Bruce Jr.
đŞ POV: your partners go off to some fancy convention to promote their business, leaving you to watch after all 13 of their kids. Chaos ensues
đŞ These little shits are already a lot to handle, so when you suddenly find yourself being the only adult in the house responsible for them? Yeah, babes, you've definitely got your hands full
đŞ Luckily, you've spent enught time at the Vacay Lovers household that things are at least a little easier for you lol
đŞ They definitely behave much better for you compared to other babysitters. Partly because you're smoochin their parents (and don't wanna get in trouble), and partly because they genuinely like you :3
đŞ But they're still little shits thru and thru, don't forget that
đŞ If they happen to have school? Chances are Bruce and Brandi already took care of their lunches and stuff before they left, so it'll be up to you to pick them up (WARNING: THE KIDS WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU TO GO ORDER AT THE NEAREST FAST FOOD PLACE! Unless you've got money for 13 happy meals, prepare to hit em with a firm refusal). Definitely helps if you blast some music in the van! They've kinda lost interest in Velvet & Veneer after learning the two literally tortured their dad and uncles...
đŞ Play Brozone. They'll go crazy and shout-sing along with Bruce's parts lol
đŞ Later in the day you can expect a few to come up to you for homework help. They might also wanna help with dinner, but fyi there WILL be a mess. Pasta sauce on the floor, flour all over the counters, stains on your clothesâ the whole shebang
đŞ Want the least amount of casualties? Just let them set the table (no worries, all the plates and stuff are made of plastic ajdjakkala)
đŞ A few of them have some dietary restrictions tho so keep that in mind!! Luckily, you can always find a list of reminders/examples up on the fridge courtesy of lovely muppet wife Brandi <33
đŞ If the kids don't have school that day, then be prepared. You're gonna have very little time to yourself ://
đŞ Like they've each got their own interests and hobbies to keep them occupied, but sometimes they'll need you to reach somewhere up high, or for you to play tiebreaker/settle an argument, or they honestly just want you to join them for a game of hide and seek which???
đŞ "Aw, you sure you guys don't mind me joining in?"
"Yeah! Just cuz you're old doesn't mean you can't have fun, too!"
"...Gee, thanks :D"
đŞ They're merciless
đŞ They've all got their own set of chores they need to do. Each and everyone will try to worm their way out of them. All of them. Everytime
đŞ Sure, they can be a little hyper sometimes, but they're like 6-8 years old so that's expected. For the most part, they're all pretty chill
đŞ It's Bruce Jr. who you've gotta watch out for
đŞ He is a shit- stirer and I WILL FOREVER STAND BY THAT
đŞ This guy won't hesitate to rally his siblings into whatever plan he's been cookin in that feral little head of his. Prepare yourself because you're MOST DEFINITELY getting pranked. It's like a requirement or something
đŞ One nice thing i have to say about Bruce Jr. is that he's actually pretty resourceful. Like this little dude is using everyday household items like he's staring in his own Home Alone movie AKSJSJAKAâ
đŞ Rest assured, tho, none of his pranks are seriously harmful or anything but like... at the end of the day, expect:
1) to be covered in craft supplies
2) your clothes/skin/hair a mess
3) to have one limb stuck in a bucket
4) all of the above
đŞ Honestly I feel like Bruce and Brandi would be surprised if they came back and DIDN'T find you sporting paint-stained clothes or with glitter in your hair. Maybe a few stickers slapped on your forehead??
đŞ The trick to dealing with this little agent of chaos is to either keep him separated from his siblings long enough so he doesn't manage to rope anyone into his schemes, or strike some kinda deal with him. Considering he's got 12 siblings, all of whom you need to be watching over at the same time, chances are the second option is your safest bet
đŞ Chances are he'll ask for something semi-illegal, or at the very least something that DEFINITELY requires adult supervision
đŞ DO NOT LET THIS BOY TALK YOU INTO BUYING ANYTHING RELATED TO FIRE. Seems like an easy task, I know. Unfortunately this little shit enherited his dad's charm so watch out o_o
đŞ He'll settle for a happy meal tho. Hopefully you didn't already cave and take him and his siblings out to eat earlier, otherwise you're spending even more money ajsjakkala
đŞ If any errands need to be run during your time there, you BETTER BELIEVE they're all coming with. You'll need to be incredibly vigilant during this time cuz these kids are even more rowdy in public than they are at home. If you're smart about it, you can turn the whole thing into a game! If everyone manages to grab everything off the grocery list in a certain amount of time or if they're able to find the best quality (but relatively cheap) brand of laundry detergent, then you'll buy each of them candy or something uwu
đŞ You can count on them to be cooperative, but like... bring the family child leash just in case
đŞ Cough cough (Bruce Jr.) cough cough
đŞ MOVIES BEFORE BED! It's a bit of a family tradition in the Vacay Lovers household. Yknow, just some way for the kids to spend time together before the day ends
đŞ You're most definitely gonna be playing tiebreaker when the time comes. All 13 of them have wildly different tastes
đŞ Absolutely no scary movies tho. They'll try to argue that theyre able to handle it, but at the end of the night expect to find yourself under a pile of frightened children who've ctawled into bed with you
đŞ Their collective nightly routine is literally?? So chaotic??? Like all of them are simultaneously trying to squeeze into the same bathroom just to brush their teeth... running in and out of their respective rooms... trying to sneak some extra dessert before bed
đŞ Literally never a quite moment in this household jshskakakam
đŞ You might have to read a few bedtime stories or sing a lullabyâ
"Dad does it better"
"Just go to bed, Benji"
âbut once they've settled in under the covers? Out like a light. They are unconscious the moment their heads hit their pillows
đŞ You'll probably have a mess (or two... or three) to clean up afterwards, but once they're taken care of? Dishes washed? Counters clean? You're more than welcome to crash on Bruce and Brandi's bed <33
đŞ Said couple returns home the next morning...
đŞ Just to find their kids drawing on your face with marker. Cross your fingers that none of its permanent đđ
Hope this was good! I know I call them all little shits BUT I MEAN IT AFFECTIONATELY OKAY AJSJAKA
Ngl I feel like this could have been like... more colorful? Like I was very general about the kids and their behavior as a whole, but now I'm super tempted to make a post describing each of them and all their little quirks! Just something fun to do that'll help me write them better in the future ;3
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never wanted anything from you (except everything you had)
{ One-Shot AU for head, heart, hand. }
@saintbeau asked: I know you said in the Canon ending, up until a certain point, Oliver was planning to let the reader live. If he'd never decided to kill them, do you think they'd suffer a similar fate as Farleigh and be forced out? Or do you think there's ever a possibility of 'the pet coming with the house' so to speak? I think to a degree Oliver's yearning to take Felix's place could lead him to essentially slotting himself alongside the reader if they'd allow it.
Summary: After the death of your best friend and his sister, you can't bring yourself to stay at Saltburn, even when their grieving mother wishes you would. However, after several years away to process and grow, you find yourself back in touch with Oliver Quick, who's changed so much in the time you've spent apart. Fate certainly has a funny was of working out, so you're not entirely surprised to end up back at the place you'd once called home.
Need to Know: They/Them. Explicitly NB Reader. Reader is from a well off family but has pretty much been adopted by the Cattons. Oliver/Reader are endgame here.
Warnings: Very poor relationship with reader's parents. SALTBURN-CANON ENDING; Felix & Venetia are still dead, but we get a happy ending this time. Also not sure if it needs a warning but Oliver does admit to killing Felix.
A/N: 4162 words. This got away from me. this ends up being so painfully fluffy. it's VERY Oliver/Reader, Oliver's less of a bastardman and he doesn't kill Elspeth but her health is failing significantly like it does in the movie. i think i might have made him a better person as compared to the film, but it's still canon compliant mostly. it ends so fluffy and happy tho, i love it omg. AGAIN THIS IS NOT CANON TO head, heart, hand.
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There is no world where you stay where Oliver wins.
But there's a world where you leave, heart too heavy with grief, where you transfer from Oxford and spend time as an adult reconnecting with your own family, where he finds you again. Your parents don't respect you as family, but you're granted access to their lives, to be in their line of sight; you become almost like a live-in assistant who takes meals with them but for whom they show no outward affection.
It's all you have left.
You tell yourself it's enough.
"That Catton fellow offed himself," your father says it with such idleness, as if reporting the weather.
"Sir James?" You almost choke on your breakfast, and father peers down his nose at you over his morning paper, giving you a smile that doesn't quite reach his eyes.
"Yes, sorry, I forgot you knew him -"
"Surely it doesn't say that he offed himself," your mother frowned, tugging at the corner of the paper to try and get a look at the article. They bicker lightly, charmingly, in the middle of this cafe about the death of your best friend's father, and what the article is saying or implying, but you just wonder about Elspeth.
Later, when you search through old papers and memories and notebooks, you find the number for Saltburn and call. Duncan's voice is familiar, as is yours to him.
"Captain," the old nickname is so gentle on his tongue, the most gentle you'd ever heard him be about anything. Then, as quickly as you'd heard it, the gentleness is replaced with apology, letting you know that Elspeth is unavailable, but that you'd be welcome to attend Sir James' funeral. You know you'd never be able to bring yourself to attend.
It's Oliver who reaches out, deliberate, in the months that follow. It's slow going, too formal for how intimately, how messily you knew each other for those few months in the Spring and Summer. He apologises, says he saw you on the cover of a tabloid trailing a pair of aging socialites and looked further into it.
"You looked -" he tells you over dinner in the city, beautiful, settled, no more of his youthful awkwardness; it had only been a few years, but how glad you were to see him, "fucking miserable," he says so gently, taking your face in his hands. Oh fuck, you'd missed him, missed his touch, missed how clearly he could see you - you burst into tears in the restaurant.
Dating Oliver makes you feel like a whole new person, raw, relearning yourself, realising you'd been living like a ghost since you'd left Saltburn. Your hyper competency had needed an outlet and your parents had provided that, but you were barely a person, to them or to yourself. Now you were learning who you were, alone.
Quieter. More focused and driven in your professional endeavours. As dangerously charming as Farleigh ever was. The memory of Venetia peeking through in your wickedly sharp wit. An echo of Felix in the affection you carried with you, in your smile, in your laugh. A living ghost, learning to love and embrace the ways in which you were haunted, rather than grieving for them.
You spend nights in his little flat, take refuge from your own life in his, and Oliver's the one who informs you that Elspeth has moved into town, leaving Saltburn echoing and empty, if not for the skeleton crew that maintains it.
"She wants to see you," there's a strange look in his eyes when he says it, something conflicted, almost dark, but when you smile, he too lights up.
Elspeth holds you for a very long time. In the middle of a cafe in walking distance for your both it turns out, there's tears in her eyes, and a joyful smile, and she doesn't let you go even as Oliver goes and order you all drinks.
"So beautiful, you've always been so beautiful," she murmurs, long, elegant fingers feather light against your features, no care for propriety here, "you're so grown up." It's like she's trying to connect the person you are now with the memory she has of you. Tears are welling in your own eyes.
"I'm sorry I left, mum." There's a lump in your throat and her tears start to fall as she takes your face gently, cradling you against her, laughing through her bittersweet memories.
"I never blamed you, pet, never," she assures, voice wet with tears but reassuring nonetheless. Oliver sits down on your other side, wordlessly leaning into you both, resting his head on your shoulder. The three of you stay like that for a long moment. You can hear Elspeth sniffling quietly.
The moment breaks, she lets you go, and when you sit back up, Oliver takes your hand, lacing his fingers with yours and resting your joined hands on the table. Immediately Elspeth's eyes focus upon them, and she gives a warm smile to your both.
"I cannot believe you've found each other again," and she sounds so genuinely joyful, "it's funny how the universe works out." Oliver gives a faint, bashful smile, leaning into you, bumping your shoulder for a bit.
"I'm a lucky man," there's something wonderfully, desperately loving in his eyes when he looks at you in this moment. It is, to him, the total and complete truth. Before you're overwhelmed by your urge to kiss him, however, Elspeth continues.
"After all that's happened, I am glad luck, and life, have brought you both back to me; I was just saying to dear Ollie the other day," Elspeth rests her cool, well manicured hand on your free hand, sitting on the table, "the two of you should come stay at Saltburn again."
Something constricts in your throat, grip on Oliver's hand tightening momentarily.
"I know," Elspeth is quick to move her hand to your shoulder, seeing the way your expression changes, drops, "but that house still holds so much love for you, my dear pet," and she takes a deep, shaky breath, finally admitting, "and I can't bring myself to be there alone."
Looking to Oliver, he gives you a gentle smile, nothing but sweet warmth and reassurance; he's changed so much since Saltburn, so sweet, so sublime. That version of Oliver didn't know how to love you or Felix in a way that was good for any of you, you came to realise, but this Oliver, oh this Oliver had crafted himself a home in your heart with love you didn't think anyone other than Felix had been capable of.
"It can be our home again," he murmurs, a sentiment Elspeth echoes like she hadn't even realised that was what she had wanted from you both;
"It can be your home again."
The drive to Saltburn feels like a memory, of young laughter and loud music and Summer sweat whipped away by the wind in Felix's convertible. The car you'd chosen to take with you is far more sensible, but still relatively ostentatious, and when you ask Oliver to drive, he of course obliges you. Still, the music is loud, and the day is warm, and even if the two of you are quiet, there's still a warm hand on your knee.
And you still feel loved.
Saltburn creaks and echoes with familiarity.
The doors open, and though you don't recognise the footmen either side of the entrance, you certainly recognise Duncan. He's older, of course, as are you. There's a touch of grey by his temples, and he's paler than you remember, but still prim, still gaunt and haunting -
"Mister Quick," until his eyes fall on you, and he softens almost imperceptibly, but you see it, you hear it in his voice, "and Captain Y/N," almost like it's an in-joke between you both by now.
"It's good to see you, Duncan," you tell him sincerely, and for the briefest moment he actually smiles.
"And you as well."
Everything's the same, just as Elspeth had assured you both. Everything's the same, just as when you'd left. Fled. Alone all those years ago.
Coming back, hand in hand with Oliver, it feels surreal.
Grand foyer, red staircase, secluded alcove that you and Venetia used to tease Felix about regarding his 'accidental' bout of cousin fingering, Henry Seventh's cabinet, the arch Felix claimed his grandmother haunted, the Green Room, gardens through the windows, Rubens that Felix never cared for but you had always appreciated. Still broken piano. Blue Room; still blue. The King's bedroom, not that you cared for Henry the Eighth, but Felix always liked to bring it up. The long gallery. Portraits of Cattons you had never cared for. Shakespeare's folios that you and Felix had spent a Winter going through, just to brag that you had, without realising how few people would care.
Sir James' teddy was absent from it's usual chair. Something about that makes something ache in your chest, just a little. So you look away, to the maze beyond the windows that you never want to go in again.
You know this house, this route, like the back of your hand even now. Oliver holds your hand tightly as you rest your hand on the intricate doorknob of the midnight blue door that you both remember so well.
"Are you okay?" Oliver's voice is quiet, is reverential, as you hesitate. Nodding once, you push open the door.
It still smells like Felix. His things are still here, still a bit of a mess. Books and knickknacks and photos. His wardrobe door is still ajar, the way you know you left it when you'd been scrambling to pack your own garments when you'd last been here, and his clothes still hang there, frozen, a moment in time.
It aches, but it doesn't... hurt. Not like you thought it would. It almost seems silly, to have this preserved for so long.
"Can we stay in here, Duncan?" You call out, knowing he must be around somewhere, he always was.
"I thought you might," Elspeth's gentle voice from the doorway makes you and Oliver both jump. But she's smiling at you both, and once the shock has worn off, you can't help but laugh. It sets you all off, laughing warmly, fondly, all three in Felix's perfectly untouched room.
Elspeth does, however, let you know that they've had the bathroom redone. She doesn't say it's because of Venetia, but you're quietly grateful nonetheless. You don't know if you could bring yourself to bath in there if all you could think about was Venetia's blood across the bathroom floor. It's different now.
When you try out the new tub, still claw-footed, still deep and soothing, there comes a knock at the door you'd left ajar out of habit.
"Mind if I join you?" It's Oliver, with a teasing little smile and hope in his eyes. He does not wait at the door like you know he once had, he is bold, he is unapologetic, he is confident in his love. Enthusiastically you wave him over, delighted to create new, better memories in this bathroom that no longer resembles the one you know.
There's still this strange kind of divide; Oliver, at times, still acts like a guest. Saltburn's been your home for too long for you to feel uncomfortable within it's walls, but Oliver's still always asking permission. For everything. He asks if he can borrow some of Felix's old clothes and looks relieved when you look at him like it's an absurd request.
"He's not going to be wearing them."
Elspeth gets this look in her eyes whenever she recognises any of Felix's clothes on Oliver, fond and nostalgic as she tells him she's glad they're no longer gathering dust.
"Beautiful clothes for a beautiful boy," she liked to say.
It takes you a few weeks to realise Elspeth's ulterior motives. Her health is failing. She has no family left. She needs people. As Oliver had pointed out so long ago, you were both desperate to be needed. Much like when you were younger, your own parents had no qualms about you living your life at Saltburn without them; they'd hire another assistant. The email they'd sent back to you did however note that you had been the best assistant either of them had ever had. It's the nicest thing they'd ever said to you.
Elspeth speaks to you alone one morning during the fall, the grounds turning all shades of golds and oranges.
"I..." your thoughts are moving too fast, her offer was so simple yet so overwhelming, "can't take Saltburn." A deep sigh escapes her, and she looks out over the grounds, but pets your knee, "I won't leave," you try to placate her, "you, or Saltburn, if you'd like me to stay; I'll be like Duncan -" this gets her to laugh, fond and bright, "but I think it will complicate things with my own family."
She tells you she understands. Her voice is getting weaker by the day. Then, after another long moment of gentle silence and contemplation, she speaks carefully.
"And Oliver?"
Part of you kind of knew this was coming.
"He might love Saltburn more than me," you admitted with a chuckle, "and he loves you dearly, you know that right?"
"He's such a strange, beautiful creature," Elspeth muses fondly, "I don't know if James even looked at me the way he looks at you," she smiles at you, expression turning soft and nostalgic for just a moment, "Felix used to look at you like that, didn't he?"
"In his own way," you agreed, unable to look her in the eyes while knowing exactly what she meant, exactly what she could see in this moment.
"They say we have more than one soulmate in our lives, pet," she says softly, reassuringly, and you look up once more. There's gentle hope and fragments of old grief that wrap around your heart as she continues, giving your knee a faint squeeze, "I think you're one of the lucky ones."
And your mind settles back on Oliver, how good, how kind, how loving he's been in the year since you'd reconnected. Finally, you're able to smile.
"I think so too."
Oliver seems genuinely surprised when you and Elspeth approach him with the offer. He keeps looking at you, confused. All you can do is smile, assure him that you want Saltburn to be in his name.
"I'm not abandoning you," you laugh, "I'll be here as long as you'll have me, help take care of any paperwork or maintenance or, well, calling people to take care of those things."
"They're a good house pet," Elspeth actually teases, while Oliver is still silent, looking at you in awe. He stutters through a verbal agreement, and Elspeth delightedly says she'll get the contract drawn up in the next few days.
"Why me?" Oliver finally asks, and Elspeth stands, wrapping her arms around him in a hug.
"You've worked hard all your life, Ollie, I can see that in you," she murmurs, "and you loved the ones so dear to me. I know you will love this home, and my darling Y/N, and one day I know it will be a family home again."
Oliver is quiet during supper, he keeps looking at you with this unreadable expression, almost grateful, but somehow intrigued. There's something lighter about him now, less tension carried in his shoulders, a small smile he can't quite get rid of. After you all eat, he offers you his arm and asks you to stroll the grounds in the moonlight.
"I thought it'd be you," his voice is so soft. The moon makes him glow. He's wearing the pale, linen shirt of Felix's that catches the light so beautifully.
"I could tell," you can't help but smirk, gently ribbing him. When he laughs, it almost sounds disbelieving.
"Saltburn was your home first."
"Saltburn is a place," you tell him, "my home was always the people in it."
"Felix was your home," he remembers when you'd told him that, how wide Felix had smiled when he'd heard it.
"And now," you're surprised by how your voice catches as you realise what you're about to say, "it's you."
"You love me," Oliver turns with wide, adoring eyes, while you can't help your shy smile.
"Of course I love you, you know I love you -"
"You love me-love me," he sounds like he's discovered the meaning of life, like he can see it in your eyes. Then, very suddenly, a whole new realisation seemed to wash over him, "I think I actually want to spend the rest of my life with you."
Oh! Is this -?
"I don't have a ring, fuck-!" Before he can get any further, you're kissing him, wrapping your arms around him, desperate to make him taste how much you fucking love him. Giddy and burning with desire, you feel like a teenager again, overwhelmed with delight and affection in this old house you call a home.
When you suggest that you meet his parents, properly this time, Oliver makes a face like he's bitten a lemon. It's a beautiful, cool mid-morning at the beginning of Winter, grey light reaching through the curtains to caress you and your fiancĂŠ, wrapped up in Egyptian cotton sheets.
"I've met them before," you remind him gently, hand splayed out across his chest as he looks at the ceiling, "I don't hold that Summer against you."
"Felix stopped... trusting me," his voice barely breaks a whisper, "he stopped loving me because of them," it trembles, catching, and you see tears in his eyes. A flush was rising up his cheeks, grief and a strange kind of fury overwhelming him it seemed, much to your surprise, "you should hold that Summer against me, should hate me, should -" it's spilling from him now, with such speed, such anger that it's almost frightening.
"Ollie, love -"
"I wasn't in my right mind, I was sick and obsessed and- and- and I can't believe I hurt you like that -"
"What are you talking about?"
Through his tears, his grief, his outburst, Oliver threw his arm over his face, unable to look at you, unable to look at anything in this room he now seemed to regret being in.
"I just wanted him to love me too," Oliver choked out, "I know you tried to help me - I can't believe I hurt you, I know you loved him - but I didn't want him to love anyone if he didn't love me."
"Oliver."
"I put the cocaine in his wine. I gave him the bottle. I left him there."
To your surprise, as much as the news hurts, it comes in a dull wave of grief, not the sharp, stinging kind you were braced for. What you don't expect is the sympathy that wells up inside of you for the man who just admitted to killing your best friend.
But you had spent years grieving for Felix, had come to terms with it, made peace with it. It's a shock to the system, of course, to learn he was murdered, but you can see the hurt, the guilt that Oliver had been carrying with him, and knows how it feels to be overwhelmed with love for Felix Catton to the point where you'd do unspeakable things with him in your heart. You'd ruined lived over one-word insults spat in his direction because that was who you were, that was what you did.
And you knew Oliver Quick, who he was, how he operated, the kind of desperate jealousy and need to be needed that became dangerous or perverse when they went unsated. Neither of you were the people you once were.
Carefully, you drape yourself over Oliver as he wept, wrapping him up tightly in a hug with one arm, other reaching up to brush through his dark, messy hair.
"Loving Felix makes us do terrible things," you murmur softly, fingers carding through his hair, "you took someone special from this world, but we can't change that."
"Why the fuck are you being so nice right now?" Oliver groans, voice full of disbelief, "I just told you -"
"You loved Felix and he stopped loving you back; you were drunk, and obsessive, and out of your mind with some psychosexual desire. You killed the man you loved, that we loved," you recount firmly, and he quiets down, still sniffling, "do you regret it?"
"Yes," he whispers.
"Are you lying?"
A long pause follows.
"I don't know."
"Did you ever stop loving him?"
"I don't think I ever will," then, moving his arm, he reaches out for your face, gently cupping your jaw. His eyes are bright red, smudged tear tracks shining on his cheeks, "I don't think you will either." You shake your head, confirming as much, before you turn your face and press a kiss to his palm.
"You're not that same person, Oliver, neither am I. The version of me from that Summer might never forgive the Ollie that killed Fi, but I know you now, and I know you love me, and you'll love this house, and the memory of Felix, just like I will."
"Why are you so good to me?"
"Because you're not a saint, and you're not a devil. You can't change the past. You're just a human, full of flaws, but you're better than you used to be, I know."
"I love you." He coaxes you forward, bringing you in for a passionate, messy kiss, murmuring against your lips, "I love you, I love you, I love you."
Still, you keep this revelation between the two of you. Elspeth never needed to know.
It was a small ceremony at the beginning of Spring on the grounds of the Saltburn Estate. Elspeth was barely able to get out of bed anymore, so the location was more for her sake than anything else. She'd insisted on taking the reigns for planning the wedding though, looking through folders and magazines with you and Oliver at her bedside.
A beautiful flower archway, Duncan officiating, and only your families as guests. At your suggestion and reassurance, Oliver had worked hard to repair his relationship with his family.
"You don't have to lie about being important anymore," you'd smirked at him, "you're inheriting the Saltburn Estate, you're marrying into my family; you're Oliver Quick, that means something."
Oliver's family had marvelled at the estate the minute they arrived at the property; his sisters and their partners seemed shocked and delighted.
"Is this your place?" One had asked you, eyes bright and incredulous as you and Oliver were giving them all the tour.
"Ollie's actually," you give him arm a squeeze as you give him a proud smile, watching as he ducks his head, flush with embarrassment.
"This is you house, Ollie?! What the fuck!?" Another shouted, even as her own partner laughed while asking her to tone it down.
Before the wedding even begins, his oldest sister has talked him into letting she and her children visit in the Summer.
It comes as a surprise when your own parents show up, though you suspect it's because Elspeth personally called to invite them, not because of you. They too are impressed by the house, but less so than the Quicks; they'd been there for gatherings in years past, after all.
When your grandmother arrives, however, that's when it all becomes real for you. Unlike your parents, she dotes on you. Your grandfather had been the head of the business when he'd been alive; your grandmother was a dedicated professional, but always a romantic at heart, which is where your mother claimed to have gotten her artistic proclivities from.
Oliver says you have the same, beautiful eyes, and she chuckles.
"He's a charmer, I see," she teases, but wraps him up in a hug. "You be good to them, Mister Quick," your grandmother tells him in a faux-stern voice as she leans out of the hug, "we're the kind of family you don't want to get on the wrong side of." Despite how she's waving a finger at him and doing her best angry glare, Oliver can't help but cast you a fond smile, wrapping an arm around you.
"I'm aware, ma'am; every day I feel lucky to have Y/N by my side."
This seems to sate your grandmother, who pets his cheek fondly, and tells you that you've got a good one.
"I think so too."
It's a beautiful, perfect day, the best day of your life so far, where the worst day is now but a mere memory. All that matters is Oliver Quick, and the love in his eyes as he looks at you, as he promises you;
"This house will be full of people who love you for the rest of your life."
#felix catton x reader x oliver quick#saltburn x reader#oliver quick x reader#oliver quick x y/n#oliver quick x you#oliver quick imagine#saltburn imagine#head heart hand fic#manic writer
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Can I request a embry x reader where the reader is a natural flirt and without meaning to she could make anyone even girls blush cause sheâs naturally pretty and even tho embry is secure in their relationship he canât help get jealous when the boys decide to have a little fun and flirt back
Please make it super long
You're doing your makeup, getting ready to go to Claire's birthday party.
Embry wraps his arms around you from behind. He locks his fingers on your stomach and presses kisses on your neck.
"Hey baby." You smile, putting your makeup brush down on the bathroom counter.
You look at him in the mirror. He's buried in your neck. You feel his hot breath on your skin. You lean back into him and move your hand up over your shoulder to hold onto his head.
"Baby, we have to get going." You giggle.
He pulls away and smirks, slapping your ass. "Let's go."
You step inside the Uley home. Emily is setting up the table, Sam is eyeballing the cake. At the table, Jared is scrolling through his phone wearing a balloon wrapped around his wrist and a party cone hat.
Emily looks up at you and Embry. "Thank God you're here, y/n! Please help me decorate the living room." She begs.
Embry sits next to Jared. You go in the living room and see all of the party decor laid on the couch. You lift the banner up and begin to set things up.
While you're decorating, everyone else shows up except for Emily's cousin and Claire. Kim asks you a few times if you needed help but you shrugged her off.
You go into the kitchen and grab onto Kim's waist. "What's up, beautiful?"
She blushes and leans on your shoulder. "You're beautiful." She replies.
You giggle and then sit on Embry's lap.
Kim stays standing, talking to Sam. The pack is at the table, and Emily and Rachel are standing at the door, talking about a plan on how to surprise the girl.
Embry holds onto you, and you feel a pinch on your elbow. You twist and smack Jacob.
"Ow, shit." He laughs.
"Mhm. Watch it, Black." You glare.
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You stand outside against the tree eating the dessert on your plate. You see and hear kids playing and adults talking.
"So, what are your plans for tonight?" Paul smirks.
"Wouldn't you like to know. Asshole. You roped Embry into patrolling on his ONE NIGHT available." You roll your eyes.
"What you gonna do if a vampire comes to your house?" He teases.
You widen your eyes and then get closer to him. "Guess I'll have to call you over on your night off." You giggle.
He looks down at your beauty and smiles.
Even though he's in love with Rachel, your goddess power is strong. He'd never cheat. None of them would. You wouldn't either! Thing is, you don't even know you're flirting.
Embry walks up to you two and kisses your cheek. "Bothering my girl, Lahote?"
Paul scoffs and crosses his arms. "More like, she's bothering me." He jokes.
"Uh huh, sure." You spit back.
Jared runs over to you guys. "What're you guys doing? The party is over there!" He's soaking wet from the kiddie pool and small waterslide. He has face paint on him and icing on the sides of his mouth.
"AWE! You're a cutie!" You shake his arm.
He's taken aback. "H-huh?" He asks.
Embry starts laughing. "You're like a kid." He wipes off some of the icing. "Ew." He wipes it on his shorts.
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Paul, Jared, and Quil are sitting in a circle talking about whatever boys do.
"You know what'd get Embry riled up?" Paul smirks.
"What?" Jared stuffs yet ANOTHER cupcake in his mouth.
"If we flirt back with y/n."
Quil and Jared look at each other with menacing faces.
"Fine. But if Embry gets mad, you're the victim." Quil pats Paul's shoulder.
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You wake up to see Embry already left to go to work. He's a mechanic with Jake and Quil. You usually bring Embry lunch along with Renesmee, but her and Jacob are actually on their honeymoon.
You get up and make his lunch. You check the time. PERFECT! You get in your car and drive to the shop. Once you get there, you get out and walk in through the garage. There's a car in there that they seem to be working on. You walk into the small door where the break room is. Quil and Embry are at the table, and they both look up at you.
"Baby!" Embry pipes up and pulls a chair out for you.
"Awe, hey, my love." You walk over and kiss his cheek. Then you move toward Quil and hug him. He hugs you back, and you look down at him. "You hungry, too?" You smile all cutely.
He nods his head with a smile, too scared to do the bet alone. But thankfully, the pack is coming here to eat with you three.
You end up giving Quil your lunch because when you leave you can eat. Not long unto lunch, the door opens and in walks Paul, Sam, and Jared.
"The gang's all here." Paul says.
You all are at the table, eating beside you, but Embry gives you some pieces of his food. You look over at Paul and see him staring at you. Without thinking, you throw a playful wink.
Paul sends one back, but it looks too serious. You don't know their bet, and you just toss his action aside. But you look at Embry, who is staring at Paul, chewing on a toothpick.
Paul chuckles, "What? How can I not flirt back? Your girl is fine." Paul says.
You raise an eyebrow and see Embry take the toothpick out of his mouth. He looks down and then chuckles. He looks back at Paul. "You're fucking dead."
Jared leans over and wraps his arm around you. "Too bad Embry doesn't like sharing such a beauty."
You inch closer to Embry in confusion.
"Alright." Embry says. He stands up and grabs Jared. He pushes him against the wall and raises his fist. "I'm not sure what's gotten into you guys, but we all know I'm stronger than you, Jared."
Quil is quick to stand up and grab Embry's wrist. "Hey, brother. They're just fucking with you."
Paul behind the guys start to laugh. Sam claps his hands once in a stern way. With that, he's telling them to stop.
Embry growls and lets Jared go. He turns around to Paul, who's still laughing.
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You're putting lotion on your legs while sitting on the bed. Embry is taking off his necklace and rings, putting them on the dresser.
"I know you don't mean it when you're flirting, but the guys pulling that shit wasn't cool." He huffs and then lays on the bed.
You put your lotion on the nightstand and then lay down beside him. "I know. It really confused me." You softly rub your thumb on his cheek.
His eyes glisten as he stares into yours. "You're so beautiful." He whispers.
You lean in and kiss him. He kisses back and pulls your body into his. You wrap a leg over his waist. He kisses you rougher, grabbing behind your knee to lift your leg higher on his waist.
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You bend over to grab the ball off of the ground that rolled to your feet. You hear whistling and look to see it's Paul.
The guys are across the yard playing soccer. You and the imprints are at the grill talking while Emily grills meat.
You see Embry push Paul. You throw the ball their direction and turn back to face the girls.
"They're still fucking with Embry, I see." Rachel laughs.
"Yeah, it's not funny." You groan.
"I'll tell Paul to stop." Rachel replies.
Kim sighs and nods her head. "Yeah, Jared told me he about killed him yesterday. I think they should stop before someone gets hurt." She sips her drink.
"They're just so immature." Emily rolls her eyes.
Once she's finished, the guys come to make their plates. But you're quick to grab the plate from Embry's hands and shoo him away to sit on the wood where you all are about to sit and visit.
"Quil, put that plate down, I can make yours, too." You smile and lay your head on his shoulder for just a second.
"Mm, a woman that can take care of her man. How fucking hot." Quil bites his lip at you.
You scoff and look at Embry. He grabs your wrist, making you drop the plate. He pulls you away from everyone.
"Get in the car." He warns.
You only back away and notice him shaking.
"Embry. Calm down." Sam says. "You guys, I demand you to stop. Now. It's not funny." He yells.
Embry phases and charges at Quil. Quil quickly phases, too. They start fighting, rolling around until they get in the woods.
"Yeah, no. Our bet is over." Jared says.
Sam charges over to them, phasing when he's close to the trees.
You breathe out and look at the girls. "Shit."
"I knew it was a bad idea." Kim thumps Jared's head.
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After a few minutes, the guys come back. They're in different clothes due to the fact that they ripped theirs.
Embry walks up to you and hovers over you. "Had to get clothes from Jacob's." He says before leaning down and pressing his lips on yours.
You kiss him back and then pull back. "Are you okay, my love?" You ask.
"Now I am." He smirks and then playfully bites your cheek, making you giggle.
#twilight#embry call#jacob black#jared cameron#sam uley#paul lahote#seth clearwater#twilight wolfpack#quil ateara#leah clearwater#embry call x reader
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Barely adults | So Junghwan
Warnings: Poor plot, First time (not penetration), masturbation, only clitoris stimulation actually, both of them are virgins, no actually loss of virginity but kind of, gramatical/spelling mistakes (maybe, english is not my first language), let me know if I'm missing something else.
Pairing: Best friend!Junghwan x Best friend!fem reader.
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hiiiiiiiiiii!, it's been already a month since I started staning Treasure, but this is my first work about one of them. I wrote it at one am (i use to sleep at 8 pm) so that's why there might be a lot of mistakes. I would really appreciate for you to tell me if you find any mistake or if you'd like me to change something.
Remember my ask box is still open (even if i haven't answered any ask yet, so sorry to thos 4 people looool), so feel free to request some words. I write for Txt (obviously), Treasure, Zerobaseone, Seventeen and enhypen (maybe, I'm not sure yet).
That's everything, enjoy and have a nice day!
Us. Both barely adults who donât really know what are we doing. Or what are we going to do.
âHave you thought about your career?â I ask. Is a trending topic in both of our houses since we both decided to take a gap year right after we graduated from high school.Â
Yeah, we are planning on attending college, however, we were both too tired after three large years of taking high school a little too seriously. My parents were so mad when I told them about my decision, and even threatened me to throw me out of home. They eventually forgot about it, but before that happened, we were in a neverending fight for three months.Â
His situation had been a little bit different.
He never told me about it, but I noticed. Starting from the day he told his parents about his decision, when he showed up to my bedroom window on the second floor (I still donât really know how he made it) and asked to sleep on the couch of my room. Secondly, the one time I went to his house to hang out a bit and heard his parents telling him horrible things about how disappointed they were. And finally, tonight, when he asked me to meet at his older brotherâs apartment, just for me to find him on the big bed with a pair of big, red eyes.Â
Iâve got to say I understand our parents. He was first place in class and I was second. Must have been hard for them. And I have to confess itâI feel guilty, I am guilty. I was the one who proposed it and convinced him. Guess I just didnât thought about the consequences.
However, itâs been nine months since those events now, and itâs already time for us to choose what college career are we going to study now.
âJunghwan?â I called him since he hadnât answered.Â
Heâs looking right straight to his brother's desk next to the bed.
The silence grows more awkward and he just doesnât seem to care Iâve came in his brotherâs apartment minutes ago.Â
âJunghwan!â I almost scream, finally catching his attention. He looks at me for a while before asking âHm?â
âYou finally decided what to study?â Weâve been both too lost about it.Â
He shakes his head no before falling silent once again.Â
After a few seconds, his hand lifts up from the edge of the bedroom, and offers it to me. I take it, and soon he pushes me onto his lap.
âWa!â I yell, impressed by his sudden strength over me.
Weâve never been like this before. Weâve never been this close before. Yet, Iâve always dreamt about it.
âJu-junghwan, youâre too clumsyâ I jokingly said, trying to act like I didnât get what is he doing. I move on his lap trying to stand up, however, he takes both of my hands and forces me to move closer to him.Â
ââIâm notâ he looks right into my eyes while breathing on my face. His breath feels addictive like drugs, it is hard for me to breathe, and my lower lip trembles from the massive desire of kissing him.
And it looks like heâs feeling just like me, because it takes him just a few seconds to melt his lips into mine in a way Iâve never seen before, not even in the best porno.
His lips move away from mine. Our foreheads touch, our noses meet, and we both remain silent for a few seconds while we catch our breath. And then, he kisses me again. His hand lets mine go, and I hold myself on his shoulders while one of his hands take the back of my neck and the other one takes my thigh from under the light green dress I decided to wear (for him, but thatâs supposed to be a secret).
Everything is so fast, so rude and so forced it scares me. It doesnât feel romantic but desperate; it doesnât feel fluffy but feverish.
I take his hand when I feel it reaching my underwear, and cut the kiss while trying to breathe again. He looks at me confused. His red swollen lips wanting nothing but to kiss me again, his hand on my neck taking me strongly, his cheeks flushed from the heat of the moment and his dark pupils waiting for me to say something.
âJunghwan,âI try to speak but Iâm just too embarrassed to speakâbecause Iâm red as an apple, because Iâve just kissed him and because⌠âJunghwan, I havenât⌠had sex yetâ
He laughs lowly, taking me again into his hands to kiss me one more time. âDonât worry,â He says between kisses. âme neitherâ
His lips move to my cheek, leaving some wet kisses before moving to my ear, then to my neck and finally my clavicles. My hands squeeze his shoulders strongly while lifting my dress slowly, making my skin crawl.
He stops kissing me to look right into my eyes to find my agreement, which he happens to find fastly before taking my dress off of my body. My hand runs down his abdomen, looking for the hem of his black hoodie to try to lift it up. He helps me do it, lifting his arms so I can take it off, and once Iâm done, he switches our positions, throwing me to the bed.Â
He goes back to kiss my lips while his hands caresses my skin slowly, playing with my sanity by taking the hem of my panties and drawing the outline of it. His lips move to my ear, leaving a kiss in there before whispering âYou look so pretty⌠all messy and small under meâ and âIsnât it funny? Youâre the one who always leads me, and now Iâm on top of youâ before laughing.
Iâm the extrovert one, Iâm the noisy one. Whenever someone approaches both of us, it is because theyâre trying to know about me. Iâve heard people telling heâs always been only a shadow always walking behind me. Yeah, Iâm socially a dom, but heâs been secretly a sexual dom all this time.
I turn around to look at his eyes, silently begging for him to not tease me any second more, and thatâs when I feel his hand move in my panties, touching my skin everytime closer to my cunt. And I thought he wasn't going to give everything I asked for so easily, however, his finger started circling my clitoris right after he reached it. He kept on kissing my right clavicle while his other hand moved to my back, looking for the clasp of my bralette. He undoes it and takes it off completely.Â
I feel my stomach tensing up for the first time, making me whine loudly and arch my back. âHave you touched yourself before?â He asks. I nod slowly.
âYe-yes, but never cameâ And never felt that good.
My stomach tenses a second time, making me whine even louder and higher. I take his arm as if wanting to slow down.Â
âWhy?â He asks, making my cheeks even hotter.Â
âI-Iâve never-â A moan escapes from my throat. âIâve never been able to.â Every time I touched myself, I would just stimulate my clitoris for minutes until the feeling is so overwhelming I canât deal with it and stop touching it. I even thought I was asexual. However, Iâve always wanted to touch myself again every night after seeing Junghwanâs abs.
His fingers speed up, making me scream his name loudly while pleading for him to slow down, however, we both know that's not what I want. I squeeze his arm harder, my hips move by themselves, my back arches, my lower abdomen is so tense I feel Iâm about to explode. And then, an overwhelming feeling floods me up, making me moan while my voice breaks out because of the way he kept touching my clit even after I came. Finally, he slowed down until he stayed still while his hand rested in my panties.Â
My eyes still closed, my chest rising and falling as I try to catch my breath. And once I think Iâm right, I open my eyes, just to find him looking at me closely with the sweetest smile ever.Â
everything around me is spinning, my head hurts a little, I feel the sweat on my forehead and everything not called 'Junghwan' feels so unnecessary.
He hugs me, leaving a kiss on my forehead before turning on the lamp on the nightstand and turning the roomâs lights off. He knows me so well, he knows Iâm still afraid of the dark.
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Awesome! Well I'm just gonna put it now cuz I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE BSJSJDN
You wake up little but your caregiver (whoever you like I'm thinking Matt or Chris in this scenario tho) wakes up really sick. Like REALLY sick. In fact, you have to come out of little space and be big again to help them out. It takes a day or two but they feel much better soon with your help! But you can't help be agitated and emotional because you're constantly on the verge of going into headspace and you just need to be little! Your schedule was all messed up and the big you needs a break! Eventually the dam breaks and you burst into tears and the caregiver just hugs you close, shushing you and pressing kisses to your hair
"It's okay, baby, you can be little now.. thank you for helping dada when he was icky, I feel so much better now! It's okay, you can be my little baby, sweet one."
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[đĽ¤] in sickness & in health | chris sturniolo one-shot
paring : cg!chris sturniolo x gn!little!reader
summary : tbh just read the request cus i can't think of how to put it in other words
warning/extra tid-bits : surpressing regression, crying, i used y/n, i think thats all!!
word count : 1,153
divider credit : umm i found all the photos on pinterest :3 (stars from @saradika-graphics)
a/n : been in my inbox since june 4th i gotta post this for ariđ (not proof read, i'm just a girl!)
Itâs obvious to you as soon as you wake up that youâd be regressing today- a comfortable cloudy haze looming over your head was practically begging you to forget the stressors of adult life and slip into littlespace.
So, thatâs exactly what you did! As you got ready for the day, you made sure to strategically pick out clothes that you knew little you would deem sensory friendly. After getting ready for the day, you bounded downstairs- in search of your loving caregiver, Chris.
Thatâs when your plans for the day were foiled. Just as you made it to the first floor of the house, your eyes instantly recognized the bundle of blankets on the couch to be your caregiverâŚthat wasnât like him. Sure, Chris wasnât a morning person by any means but he always made sure to wake before you.Â
âChwâis?â You called out, it was evident in your voice that your headspace wasnât far away. Chris peaked up from out of the blankets, nose raw and red from the amount of times heâd had to blow it. âGâmorningâŚâ Chris croaked, his throat aching with every syllable spoken.Â
You stared at Chris blankly, he looked sick. Like- sad Victorian child sick. You blinked in surprise as Chris began a coughing fit, each cough sounding more painful than the last.
That almost instantly ripped the comfortable cloudy haze away from you, all the stressors of adult life coming back to you in an instant.
âDo you feel okay?â You asked, realizing that Chris needed you more than you needed regression right now. Chris gave you a look that asked âWhat do you think?â
âIâll get started on some soup, you just sit there.â You comforted, moving to the kitchen and instantly searching the pantry for the canned soup that the triplets kept for cases just like this. You were a bit disappointed about the fact you wouldnât be able to regress today, but hearing Chris begin another coughing fit from the living room was enough to keep you busy.Â
You could wait to regressâŚhopefully.
The day continued on as expected, Chris had more coughing fits and went through five boxes of tissues whilst you sat right by his side promising him that it wasnât a bother to take care of him- which was true! You honestly didnât mind heating him up soup, finding new boxes of tissues or couch-rotting with your best friend.
Sure, youâd slipped up a couple times by letting your mind wander to what you two couldâve been doing had your plans for regressing not been foiled but it was fine. You were fine.
âMâ gonna head to bed.â Chris grumbled, exhausted despite the fact he spent the day taking couch naps. You look up from your phone, nodding quickly- a twinge of sadness in your heart. One of your favorite parts of regression was your bedtime routine with Chris.
âGânight.â He mumbled out before stumbling upstairs- blanket around his shoulders. When Chris was finally upstairs, you stretched out on the couch- flicking on the television. You flipped through a few streaming services before winding up on Disney+, your eyes immediately trailing to the latest episode of your favorite show.
You hovered over it with the remote, a white highlight glowing around the showâs icon.Â
No. You couldnât. You knew the second you heard the theme song- your headspace that had been taunting you all day would instantly come crashing down. You clicked off the TV, flipping over on the couch and deciding to sleep there for the night instead- afraid that youâd regress if you got to cuddle next to your caregiver.
Three days had passed before Chris was able to swallow without any pain and breath freely. He was still exhausted, but he was getting better. In those two days, youâd done everything in your power to not regress.Â
Youâd been sleeping on the couch or in Matt and Nickâs room so as to not regress during nighttime. Youâd been actively avoiding any media you knew your regressed self would like- cartoons, toys, arts and craftsâŚanything.
Honestly, it was hell. After the second day, you felt your brain practically begging you to regress and get away from the stressors of your everyday life. It was as if your muscles were aching to be held by your caregiver.
âY/n?â Chris called, he finally sounded like himself again and not a mucus ridden monster. You looked up from your phone, smiling at the brunette boy. âYeah?â You asked, trying to play it cool.Â
âYou okay? Youâve been staring at that same instagram post for the past twenty minutes.â He laughed, motioning to your phone with his hand. You hadnât even realized- youâd been too caught up in your own thoughts.
âOh, sorry.â You apologized, swiping out of the app. Chrisâ brows furrowed at this, he crouched down next to the couch to meet your eyes- you hated how your brain instantly felt the urge to regress. âHeyâŚwhatâs going on? You feel okay?â The boy asked, pressing the back of his hand to your forehead. You pull away, wrinkling up your nose and accidentally allowing a soft whine to escape from the back of your throat.
Only then did it hit Chris- you hadnât regressed in nearly three days.
âOh babyâŚcâmere.â Chris stood up, attempting to pull you into his chest. You instantly pushed him away, shaking your head âN-no! âour not all âe way better yet! Gotâsa take care of âou!â You cried out, frustrated tears brimming your eyes- you wanted to curl up in Chrisâ lap but he needed you more right now.
Chris felt his heart break, instantly taking a seat next to you on the couch. âBabyâŚI feel better now, okay?â He comforted, causing you to let out a sniffle as you wiped your eyes with your sweater sleeve. âCâmere sweetheartâŚâ He cooed, opening up his arms.
You pondered it for a moment, Chris said he was feeling betterâŚand you really wanted his cuddles right now. You pulled the throw blanket off of yourself, instantly curling up into your caregivers lap and letting him wrap his arms around you.
âI missed my little baby so much,â He hummed, instantly feeling better with his little one in his arms. âThank you for takinâ care of me sweetheart, you did suchâa good job.â Chris smiled, resulting in you giving him a small smile as you snuggled further into his chest.Sure, pushing off your regression sucked and later you and Chris would have a discussion on ways you could both make sure you were being taken care of but right now the two of you curled up on the couch, throw blanket draped lazily over you as the latest episodes of your favorite cartoon began playing.
Both secure with the fact that youâd always look out for each other, in sickness and in health.
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My thoughts on The secret history
I just got done re-reading the book and have listened to the audiobook. I am a huge fan of this book. Something that I never see theorized or mentioned is: that I truly think Henry was conspiring to take out Charles next, There are hints that there was always a power struggle between Henry and Charles (esp when it came to Camila), and Bunny's death only made it worse. itâs shown with the pills but I think Charles's paranoia towards the end is totally warranted. Henry being with Camilla and Charles abusing her, and his unstable drinking; Charles was erratic and becoming unpredictable, and Henry would have never let the whole thing blow over, especially to Camila
it's hinted that Henry did plan possible false evidence tracing it back to Richard (intentionally making Richard write down mathematical equations of poison.
Charles is really fucked up it seems that the murder of Bunny really effected him, unlike the others. Richard said he barely thought of it after it happened and it didnât really set in but as the reader, we can see thatâs not true, with his nightmares his anxiety, etc. Tho the bacchanal is a major part of this story I do think itâs the greatest thing about this book, I assume the bacchanal losing its "impact" throughout the book alludes to its theme. Like Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment, the theme isn't about the Crime (the bacchanal) but the punishment (the consequences of romanticizing an archaic and immoral practice/aestheticism). The story isn't a "who done it" but a "why done it"; it's a psychological breakdown of characters and their actions, so while the bacchanal is at the forefront of the characters' minds, it takes a bigger relevance than it first looks like in the story.
Also Julien in the beginning seems to play a huge part in the book but as you continue reading heâs really not in it too much. I think this was Donnaâs way of articulating his influence on the young adults even when heâs not around.
I love the characters all the same even Bunny. I always took Bunny's sleazy comments of homophobia, racism, misogyny, and general annoyance to be a purposeful and easy gate to hate him as a character, just as much as we're wired to be attracted to Henry's allure through Richard's romanticized narrations. The characters are purposely complex, and even in the midst of dislike of Bunny's character, we're made to sympathize with him by his charm cuz the way he would clap them on the back and say âold manâ or whatever else was so endearing to me ,and the cold upbringing that we saw he had displayed in his funeral. They're complex characters. Bunny deserved to die just as much as he didn't deserve to die.
Also I see people saying Henry was planning on killing himself this entire time and I'm not sure what to think of it.
I can always talk about how I related to the characters in some of my life situations but that would be weird to say on the internet.
anyway
#tsh donna tartt#henry winter#the secret history#secret history#donna tartt#richard papen#bunny corcoran#charles macaulay#camila macaulay#francis abernathy#julian morrow#dark academia#chaotic academia#booklr#classic#literature#book review#my post#my thoughts#dark aesthetic
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Karasuno in a Fitting Room
Hi. I work in a fitting room. I hate it. Donât work in a fitting room. But lemme tell you how I think Karasuno would act in a fitting room. For sillies and funnies.
Daichi
A very polite boy!
Who has no idea what he is doing!
Someone please help him
Oh wait thatâs my jobâŚ
He constantly calls for help
âDo you have this in a bigger size? What other colors do you have? What's the return policy on these? Does another store have it?â
Like bro please chill out with the questions other people need help đđ
Heâs a model customer tho
Brings out the clothes, says please and thank you, and makes very nice conversation
He would be a regular that Iâd make friends with
Sugawara
Oikawa called him Mr. Refreshing and hE WAS SO RIGHT
What is it about him that makes him such a good customer?
Is it his pretty face? Is it his easygoing smile? His politeness? Or is it something innate? Why do I feel like everything will be all right with him around?
Idk what it is but heâs making my day đ¤ˇââď¸
Heâs the type to show his outfit and ask âHow does this look on me?â
Quick story, a customer once asked me what I thought of the purple pants he was planning to buy and I described them as "swanky"
I think he was intimidated by that because his response was "wow, I have never heard that word before" đđ and he left the pants
Sugawara would not be intimidated by me calling his outfit swanky
Also lowkey does my job if I have to walk away or turn my back
âOh yeah, just go right in! You can set what you donât want on the counter.â
Suga please itâs my job you donât have to do this
Asahi
âHello, welcome in!â âOh, hello!â
Very apologetic customer
âIâm sorry to disturb you but could you help me with this?â
Omg yes of course Iâll help you donât apologize for needing help thatâs what Iâm here for
Actually listens when I ask him to bring his clothes out when heâs done
Lemme know if anyone is ever bothering you hun cuz I can call security to have them kicked out
Apologizes when he brings his clothes out đ
âIâm so sorry to add more to your workloadâŚâ
Tbh you donât have to apologize when you bring clothes backâŚ
ââŚI can just put these back where I found them?â
On second thought, youâre an angel and Iâll love you forever Asahi
I wish all customers like Asahi a very pleasant evening and a pat on the head
Nishinoya
s i g h
I love you Noya, I really do
But I know for a fact that heâd be a MENACE in the fitting rooms
Heâs just so loud?? For no reason????
Bro what are you yelling in the fitting room for??? Thereâs only a mirror and a bench in there???????
Heâs like that random kid in the school hallway that screams for no reason
He doesnât sound like heâs in distress tho?? so I donât call security yet
Also, he sometimes shops in the kids section I KNOW HE DOES HAHAHA
No shame Noya, I shop in the kids section too
The adults section doesn't have pikachu hoodies
I bet he grabbed one too
Tbh heâd be funny enough where I can excuse his loudness
He brings his clothes out (none of it folded and no hangers) and says:
âSorry about that, my friend sent me a pic of a dog he saw and I got excited.â
Understandable king, have a nice day
I tell my coworkers about the weird customer who was screaming about a dog and we all agree he was very relatable
Tanaka
âHi, welcome in!â âHeya! Thanks!â
This guy looks intimidating. He probably won't bring his clothes out
He comes out dressed in nice jeans and a dark polo shirt
"Can I ask for your opinion? I'm going on a date later today and I wanna dress nicely but I don't know what I'm doing."
Oh...
Yeah of course, I'll help you out. Is it more formal or casual?
Actually a really chill and cool dude!
So respectful too
He asks for opinions on each outfit
"I need a woman's opinion. What do girls like best on a man?"
Uhh, personally Iâm a huge fan of poet shirts and thigh highs but we donât sell those
"Are you sure this looks good?" "Yes! The color really suits you."
Brings his rejected outfits to me and says:
"Thanks for all your help. I feel like a new man with these clothes!"
Man, you are so very welcome! I hope the date goes well!
Ennoshita
He is power walking for some reason??
âHi, welcome in!â âHellothankyou.â
Why is he talking so fast? Are you okay dude??
Leaves and tries on multiple things
Bro does not know his size so heâs gotta try everything
The more clothes he brings in, the deeper I feel my stomach sink
UntilâŚ
âUh, Iâll just take these back where I found them. I need to get another size anyway.â
omgomgomgomg
Wait you dropped this king đ
I donât even care if theyâre on the right hanger or not
This must be an angel sent to provide me relief from the other bozos in this store
He leaves too quickly for me to tell him to have a nice day
Kinoshita
Karasuno has very polite boys who were raised right so I have complete faith in them
Although I do draw the line of kindness somewhere
Take Kinoshita for example
He does everything right: greets me back, says thank you, brings his clothes out, and he even has a good smile
It goes downhill once he returns his clothes
Cuz heâs trying to be helpful by folding the clothes at my counter butâŚ
Heâs not doing it right đŹđŹ
K-Kinoshita please, I appreciate what youâre doing but youâre doing it wrong and Iâm just gonna have to redo it and itâs a little embarrassing to watch please just stop
âUm, thank you, have a good one!â
My smile says Iâm dying inside
Narita
âHello, welcome in!â *nods as a greeting*
Quiet and respectful. I like him already
Heâs not gonna try on a lot, just what he needs
In and out in no time
âThank you, have a good one!â
I wish more people were like Narita
Kageyama
Ummmm heâs okay, comes off a little rude
Just waltzes right in without greeting
âHi, welcome in!â ââŚâ
Ok buddy
He's just very focused lol
He's a quick changer, love that about him
Oof wait I can see him competing with Hinata to see who changes faster
UGH THATD BE THE WORST
They would leave a huge mess and make so much noise
I might call security on them lol
Theyâre the teenagers in Target everyone warns you about
Anyway, back to Kageyama
Heâs a polite lad so he brings the clothes out but theyâre either on the wrong hanger or just bunched up in his hands
Iâll take it. Great effort Kageyama! đ
Hinata
â¨THE PERFECT CUSTOMERâ¨
heâs so nice and friendly, I would love for Hinata to visit my fitting room
âHi, welcome in!â âHello! Thank you!â
Heâd make easy conversation, workers love him instantly
Such a nice smile!!!
And so polite!!!!!!
Truly an anomaly in this store
Heâs really quick with changing too, he wastes no time
My carrot top son, I love him so much
He probably knows his exact size and everything
Also shops in the kids section LOL
Unproblematic, friendly, AND HE BRINGS THE CLOTHES OUT WHEN HES DONE
âIâm sorry. I tried to hang them myself but I had no idea how.â
Baby it is okay, your effort is appreciated please know that I love you
I only tell the customers I like to have a nice day and Hinata would get one every time
âThank you! Have a nice day!â âThank you, you too!â
Tsukishima
I feel like Tsukishima is self-aware enough to realize his personality would not survive working retail lol
One customer would be rude and heâd clap back instantly and get fired cuz theyâd complain about him
So heâs unproblematic when heâs at a store
Asshole to everyone but customer service workers
Treat others how you want to be treated kinda guy
Probably hates trying on clothes cuz he never finds anything that fits
At least heâs respectful
âThank you, have a nice day!â âThank you.â
Yamaguchi
âHello, welcome in!â âOh, um, thank you.â
Nice and good boi!
Also doesnât find anything in his size but heâll ask
Iâd actually do my job and help him look LOL
He probably tries to go outside his comfort zone but heâs having a hard time
âAre you sure this looks okay?â âOf course! But how do you feel in it?â
I tend to do that a lot with customers like Yams
Wear what you feel good in!
That just a lil tip for yall đ
He brings out all the clothes but theyâre backwards lol
âThank you. I hope you like your outfit!â âThank you, you too!â
Oops uhhhh, Iâll just pretend I didnât hear that
Kiyoko
âHi, welcome in!â âHello.â
AâŚa natural beautyâŚ
I canât look at herâŚitâs too muchâŚ.
Queen slays with every outfit she tries on
She keeps admiring the skirts and shorts but she never tries them on??
Wonder why
âDid you need help finding that skirt in another size?â âOh⌠No. Thank you though.â
Despite absolutely nailing every outfit and catching the attention of just about every other patron in the store, she returns all the clothes.
âIâm sorry. Nothing seemed to suit me. Thank you for all your help.â
WhâŚwhat???
Girl everything suited you. Whaddaya mean!?!?
I know you wanted to try that skirt on! It would look so good!!
But hey, idk her story, I just work in the fitting room
âYouâre welcome. Please have a nice day!â
I wonder if sheâll every come back for that skirtâŚ
Yachi
Another very apologetic customer
No one needs to apologize this much guys đ
âIâm so sorry for making a mess!â
You havenât made any kind of mess! Please calm down!
Sheâs also pretty quick with changing
She comes out after with all the clothesâŚfolded and hung perfectly??? What is this witchcraft????
I bet sheâs worked retail before
She holds up two different shirts and says âUm, can I ask for your opinion on these two? Which do you prefer?â
Sheâs very clearly a little wound up so maybe some light conversation will loosen her
âI like the one on the rightâŚâ itâs not the truth but it leads to a conversation and she starts to relax more
âThank you so much. Youâve been very helpful!â âItâs no trouble at all. Enjoy the rest of your day!â âThank you! You do as well!â
I think I just made a new friend :)
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