#super loser dyke

[superloserdyke]

You're my butterfly, sugar, baby

[merloux]

Accidentally creating a drag king persona to feel comfortable doing karaoke in my town

[whalesfall]

I really like seeing the men who read TLT cross my socials feed because they’re always like “Gideon is SO COOL gideon is the BEST I love gideon SO MUCH” and I think they’re either trying really hard to be supportive or actually don’t realize that gideon my beloved is so faildyke she kills herself for harrow thinking that harrow wasn’t even into her and these guys do genuinely think Gideon has real swag

[krfttin]

loser!vi who is in LOVE with ur tits. since you guys met she was weirdly into ur tits, at first it was just glances..not wanting to make it weird since u guys were just starting off. but when she saw ur tits for the first time she acted like it was the first pair of racks she’s ever seen, she looked like a 13 year old boy finding his dad’s playboy magazine

loser!vi who needs to be touching you at any time, laying down and watching a movie in bed? you bet her head is on ur chest, or vise versa. at the bar with some friends? yeah her hand is holding onto your slimmer, most softer one, or her hand’s on your thigh. just marking it place there.

loser!vi who gets so horny so fast it’s kind of embarrassing. you have a low cut top on that shows off ur cleavage just a liiiitle bit too much? yeah her boxers are already soaked. you guys are cuddling and your being just a little bit too touchy? well her clit was already throbbing just by ur presence

loser!vi who loves video games, especially story games. she was stuck on life is strange for a hot MINUTE, she cried at the ending of the first game but she would rather die then admit that.

loser!vi who is a loser but not a lot of people can tell, she has a good amount of friends and plays sports, she goes to the gym almost everyday and you would think she is some badass tatted up dyke. yeah no she spent half of her money on star wars funko pops just the other night.

loser!vi who absolutely goes batshit crazy when you bring up one of her interests, or anyone perhaps. she can go on and on and on about the walking dead (game and show) and she can tell you anything about boxing and its history,

loser!vi who works at a boxing gym and helps young kids and women work on their self esteem and defense skills. she absolutely loves working there. one time you tagged along at her work and absolutely melted at seeing her help a little girl in her boxing stance. oh geez.

loser!vi who loves reading, she does. she can spend hours at barns and nobles just looking for books, she learns a lot from them (and has read a bunch of the star wars franchise. nd of course watched the movies)

loser!vi who also loves documentaries, true crime, sports, cooking (yeah homegirl CAN cook) netflix is like her life.

loser!vi who loves cooking, she will be laying in bed with you and randomly think about some sort of concoction she can cook up (no pun intended) then run to the kitchen to go make it. and even though it’s a little weird it is always so bomb

loser!vi who loves getting you gifts, saw something at the mall you like? yeah she’s already at the cash register and swiping her card. and she has also bought your shein cart numerous times (always leaving her broke but she loves seeing ur smile)

loser!vi who isn’t really super possessive but she doesn’t take kindly to people looking at what’s hers. she can fuck a bitch up (clearly) there has been a few times where she had to teach a few men who were looking a bit to hard (of course without you around)

loser!vi who loves sleeping on your chest, specially on ur tits. she HAS to have her face smushed between ur cleavage to actually be comfortable and fall asleep. on night you had gotten mad at her about some silly argument and wouldn’t let her rest her face between your tits. “babe, cmon you literally can’t do this to me. this is torture” after her begging and whining like a child of course you finally gave in, like always.

loser!vi who knows she is attractive, and does have a few girls come up to her and ask for her number in public, she always declines. all she wants is you and you only. she even walks around with a picture of you in her wallet. awhhh what a dork

loser!vi who loves when u trace her tattoos, its so cute and she absolutely loves it. sometimes she ask you to trace her tattoos since it tickles her in such a good way

loser!vi who freaks out when you wear a skirt, especially mini skirts. oh my fuck she goes crazy. she can’t help but stare at ur ass when you walk in front of her, catching just a glimpse of your cute little pink cotten panties, and it gets her GOINGGGG

loser!vi who has the most craziest strap game ever, homegirl has the stamina of a fucking cheetah. but can also be the whiniest little sub ever. (she asks for head almost 3 times a week)

loser!vi who loves you so so so much and can’t believe you actually ended up with her. and truly believes you are the one she’s gonna marry and start a family with (she has been browsing for wedding rings lately without you knowing)

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a/n- made this at like 4am again I am so tired. lowercase intended, got a little bit caught up and if u see any typos no you didn’t. changed my user btw (previously crochetspanners), kay love yall goodnight

[cherrryybeee]

what's wrong with you!?

natalie scatorccio bot (link at bottom)

Natalie Scatorccio was trouble. She was a burnout. A dyke lesbo slut. 

Those weren't your words, god no. Those were the rumors. 

Those are what people knew her by, well that and her being on the best sports team of Wiskayok high school, the varsity girls soccer team.

You never crossed paths with Natalie. It made sense though, you two were *complete* opposites. She wore dark clothes, ripped jeans, that one leather jacket she never took off. Her bleach blonde shaggy mullet was always messy, so was her eyeliner. She was best friends with Kevyn "the goth" Tan, and hung out with a couple girls from the soccer team, Van Palmer who lived in the same trailer park she did, and Lottie Matthews who was super rich but didn't have many friends, and that was it. She listened to music like nirvana, hole, the cranberries, and pixies. And held herself with a sort of confidence. 

You on the other hand wore skirts to school everyday, and your hair and makeup was always nicely done. You listened to music like Bob Dylan, ABBA, Christina Aguilera, salt 'n' peppa, and whatever played on the radio. You listened to "loser" or "basic" music, as people like Natalie liked to say. You had many "friends" but really only hung out with a couple. And you carried yourself cautiously. 

You couldn't deny that you didn't think Natalie was gorgeous, with her dark makeup that contrasted her pale skin, her messy style and "I don't give a fuck" attitude. But it didn't matter, she probably didn't know you. 

The first time you crossed paths with Natalie was when you were helping coach Martinez clean up after soccer practice for extra credit, Misty Quigley, who was the equipment manager, was talking your ear off but you weren't going to be rude and tell her that you really didn't care, so you let her talk. The rest of the soccer team was off changing in the locker room, or so you thought. When you went to put the extra soccer balls away in the school sports shed and you past the bleachers you saw her standing under them, she hadn't changed out of her uniform and she had her soccer bag slung over her shoulder, she was lighting a joint when she caught you staring. Shit. You didn't even know you were staring. You gave her a small smile before quickly walking to the shed. 

The second time you and Natalie crossed paths was when you got paired up with her best friend, Kevyn, for a science project. He told you to meet him at lunch so you two could talk about the project, and that's how you found yourself standing at the lunch table he sat at listening to him talk about what days he was free and not. That is until Natalie walked up and sat across from Kevyn, when she say you she raised an eyebrow at Kevyn. 

"What's the princess doing here?" 

You heard her say, it was followed by a short laugh. *wow, I'm literally standing right here* yoou thought to yourself. Before Kevyn could tell her about the project you quickly told him that your thursday was free and you'd meet him by the library before rushing off to the lunch table you and your friends sat at. 

The third time you two ran into each other happened when you were doing extra credit, again. You were at school after hours helping out your health teacher, coach Toiser, she was the second health teacher who was also the girls volleyball coach, the other one was coach Scott, a.k.a, one of the girls soccer coaches. Coach Toiser had you run the lesson plan for next week down to coach Scott. It was the middle of soccer practice though so you had to go to the field. After walking across the school you finally got to the field, the girls were running drills and that's when you saw her, Natalie, you started staring again. That was until coach Scott jogged over to you and took the binder, saying a quick "Thanks" before running off to his office. Apparently soccer practice got out at the same time the extra credit period ended. As you were walking out of school you heard someone shout. 

"Princess!"

Usually you would've ignored it but then you remember that one day when you were at Kevyn and Natalies lunch table and that's what she called you. So you turned around and just to your surprise Natalie Scatorccio was running to catch up to you. Once she caught up with you she asked you something that changed your life.

"Wanna hang out?"

And that's how it started, that day she took you to a convenient store where you two talked. Well she did most of the talking. After that day you decided that you needed you needed more stuff to talk to Natalie about. So you went to the record store and bought every nirvana album you could find, "bleach", "nevermind", "incesticide", and "in utero", you also bought two hole albums, "pretty on the inside" and "live through this". That night you spent listening to Natalies music taste, taking notes about each song and memorizing facts. 

After that one day Natalie began to hang out with you more and more, you think that learning her interests helped. One day Natalie, and Kevyn, to your surprise came over to your house. You three spent the night eating pizza, watching movies and talking. Kevyn then decided that he wanted to look at your records so you three went up to your room to show him. Unfortunately you forgot to put your other records away, so when he was going through them he held up a Bob Dylan one and laughed.

"Dude, what's this?"

You had to quickly think of an excuse, you couldn't be a loser. Not anymore. Not infront of them. 

"It's just my moms, she must've stashed them up here when she was cleaning downstairs. Kevyn nodded and put it back, thank fuck they believed you. 

You and Natalie continued to hang out, day after day, week after week. Going to her soccer games was the thing you looked forward to every week. You felt yourself warming up to her, becoming less awkward and you think she did too. You couldn't deny that you liked her, she was nothing like the rumors. The only thing you had to be careful about was mentioning her house, family, and the rumors. Whenever you'd bring something up that she didn't really wanna talk about she'd get all defensive. So you stuck to light topics, music, school, soccer, and whenever you spoke about homelife you'd only speak about yours before changing the topic. You didn't know why she wanted to hang out with you but you weren't complaining.

One day in particular you two were hanging out in your room, your mom and dad were at work and your brother was with his friends. The nirvana album "incesticide" was playing on your record as you two talked, well you talked, no you were complaining. 

"I mean *why* is he passing with an A and I have a B when I'm better then him at everything!"

You were complaining about one of the football jocks in your english class, laying on your on your stomach while she was sitting on your floor flipping through an old magazine you had.

"It's favoritism at it's finest, I got the highest score on the essay and guess what he got.. He failed! That's what he got! I mean it's stupid and-"

She looked up from the magazine and rolled her eyes.

"Do you ever shut up?"

She wasn't actually being rude, just tired of you talking about the same thing for 20 minuets. 

"I will shut up soon"

You gave her a smile before continuing on with your one sided conversation, you saw hesitation in her eyes which was weird considering she never really thought about what she did before doing do. 

"Then I asked the teacher why he has a better grade then me and she told me 'oh it's because he puts in more effort', what the fuck! I mean that's the-"

But all the sudden you were shut up with a kiss. More specifically Natalie kissing you. You froze, you had to be dreaming, what was happening. You didn't know how to react and after a couple seconds of not kissing her back from shock she pulled away and stood up.

"God you're so confusing!" 

*Me? Confusing? Because I didn't immediately kiss my friend back who initiated the kiss randomly?* you thought to yourself...

[thatfandomslut]

I'll Always Have Your Back

Karen Shetty x Reader

Word Count: 1.4k

Trigger Warnings: cursing, bullying (mental & physical)- calling the reader a nothing and a slur & the football jock breaks her nose, insecure Reader

Request:

hey could you do a karen shetty x reader fic where the reader is valedictorian or like super smart and that leads people to making fun of her because they just assume karen won’t do anything about it and when one of the football players takes it too far karen shows just how protective she can be

Mean Girls requests are open.

"What's up loser?" The boy asked, having just stuck his foot out, successfully tripping (Y/n). It was something that happened often. (Y/n) assumed it was because she was much smarter than them. Their GPAs were so bad, that a football scholarship couldn't save them in college. Still, this way of thinking did not cure the pain that shot through her leg when her knees came crashing onto linoleum floors. The sound of their immature laughter filled (Y/n)'s ears, but she was determined to just ignore how cruel they were by standing up and attempting to escape their torment. "Hey, hey, hey! Don't be rude, (L/n). I asked you what's up. You need to answer me."

Another football jock's hands landed on her shoulders, causing (Y/n) to tense as she knew that they were going to keep her there. "Hasn't your parents ever taught you to never touch a girl? Or are you guys just undisciplined pigs?" (Y/n) inquired in an attempt to stand up for herself. The look on their faces caused her to realize she had just made a mistake. Everyone surrounding her now looked even angrier, and (Y/n) felt herself grow frightened.

The main jock that had tripped her rolled up his sleeves as he approached her. He always looked menacing, but her comment must've made him hate her more. "I don't see what Karen sees in you. You're nothing but a weird dyke. My mother might've told me not to hit a girl, but she never said not to hit a worthless know-it-all." And with that, his fist collided with her nose. With the sound of cracking, a look of satisfaction floods his features. "You don't deserve Karen Shetty, (L/n). Drop her, Jake." He said as his friend let go of her shoulders. (Y/n), having been in so much pain, fell to her knees as she held her nose.

As the football jocks stalked away to lunch, footsteps approached (Y/n), causing her to wince until she looked up to see Janis Imi'ike with a concerned look on her features. "Hey, it's okay. Let's get you to the nurse." She spoke comfortingly. (Y/n) didn't even notice Damian until she assisted in helping her up as Janis gathered (Y/n)'s school supplies, despite them being covered in blood. (Y/n) felt grateful for their assistance, but she also felt embarrassed and hoped they didn't witness anything that happened. But neither of them commented on anything as they instead took her to the nurse, who had to call an ambulance for a doctor to look at her nose.

"Please don't tell Karen. They're right, I don't deserve her. She deserves someone better." (Y/n) pleaded tearfully. She was embarrassed about the entire altercation. She allowed the football jocks to get in her head, but this time she couldn't shake their words. Janis and Damian eyed each other, silently agreeing that they had to tell someone. No matter how they felt about any of the Plastics, it was evident that (Y/n) and Karen were one of the school's favorite couples. They were an unlikely duo and it was so evident that they were incredibly in love with each other. "I just want to go home."

The nurse comfortingly put a hand on her shoulder as she dismissed Janis and Damian from her office. "We have to tell someone, Damian. We saw what happened, and (Y/n) deserves better. She's never treated anyone badly, despite her status with the Plastics. And she is a good friend." Janis reasoned, not necessarily wanting to approach the Plastics table. She almost wanted to find a negative about (Y/n) so she didn't have to overcome her fears of approaching Regina and the others.

"You've got this, Janis. You know this is the right thing to do." Damian encouraged, as they walked down the hall. He knew it was hard for Janis to approach them, and he wasn't going to let her do it alone. He also wasn't going to let her fear get in the way of doing what was right. Besides, Cady was at that table, and surely she would calm whatever negative nerves Janis was festering up and she would be able to gain some sense of calm. "I can't believe those dumb jocks did that to her. She didn't deserve any of that."

Janis nodded in agreement as they entered the cafeteria and made their way to the Plastics table. When they approached, Cady's eyes lit up for a moment before realizing where she was. Karen, who was evidently looking around the cafeteria for (Y/n) continued her search while Gretchen turned her attention to them in confusion. Regina, on the other hand, just flat-out ignored their presence as she scrolled through her phone, eating her cheese fries. "Karen, I just wanted to let you know that (Y/n) is in the nurse's office because some of the football jocks decided it was okay to hold her in one place and then break her nose." Janis blurted.

Everyone's attention was now on Janis, including Regina before she turned to narrow her eyes at the jocks across the room. Karen's brows furrowed worriedly before she excused herself momentarily. Automatically, Karen went to the nurse's office to see the nurse replacing a napkin to help with the nosebleed. (Y/n)'s eyes widened, making her cringe with pain as she looked at Karen. "Oh, baby," Karen whispered softly, coming close to her and examining her with care. "Do they bully you often?" Karen questioned softly making (Y/n) nod hesitantly. "Why didn't you tell me?" She inquired, her voice still calm and soft.

(Y/n) sighed softly, looking away from Karen. "I guess I was just embarrassed. I also didn't want to make my problems yours. Besides, I deserved it. They reminded me that I didn't deserve someone like you. They're right, too. You're so amazing, Karen, and you're so kind and beautiful." (Y/n) said softly, but before she could, Karen interrupted her.

"So are you, (Y/n). You do deserve happiness, and if you find that with me, then you deserve to experience that." It was moments like these where (Y/n) was reminded how smart Karen actually was. Not many people gave her enough credit. "I love you, (Y/n). What they did to you, and what they said to you, is not okay. And, I'm going to do something about it. You don't deserve to be hurt by them or anyone else. You deserve the world, and I'm going to make sure you get it."

(Y/n) smiled softly, muttering a soft 'I love you, too,' as a paramedic came in. The nurse couldn't allow Karen to go with (Y/n) because of the school rules, so Karen did what she needed to. She turned swiftly on her heels after she parted from (Y/n), promising to visit later, and marched to the cafeteria. Regina and Gretchen looked over at Karen, noting how pissed she looked, and they both smirked. They knew that those jocks were about to get absolutely ripped into. Everyone's attention was now on the tall girl as she approached their table with narrowed eyes. The one who punched (Y/n) only greeted Karen with a smirk before swiftly getting snatched by the shirt.

The boy's smirk dropped as he realized how scary Karen looked when she was mad. "I dare you to ever try that again. If you do, I will not hesitate to find you and show you how strong a girl can be. Tomorrow, you will be apologizing, and if you don't I'll make sure the rest of high school is hell for you." As she let go, she went to sit next to Gretchen, the boy standing there in fear for a good, long moment. Regina gave her a thumbs-up across the table as Gretchen patted her back softly as Cady sat there with amazed shock on her face.

Later that day, Karen visited (Y/n), who was a bit loopy on pain medication. "You are so cool. Thank you for standing up for me, babe." She slurred out, smiling a crooked smile as she leaned into Karen. "I love you, so much." She muttered happily, threatening sleep as her eyes fluttered closed.

"I love you, too, so much," Karen promised softly, kissing her temple. "And I'll always have your back."

[biracy]

The way people on this website like confidently assert their superiority over "TikTok teens" (concept I have complained about at length) bc "they wouldn't survive in the NINETIES when everyone said FAG and DYKE". Like yes obviously people shouldn't police other people's language usage but also treating people like cringey loser idiots for not feeling super comfortable personally using terms that could potentially carry a lot of baggage for them that you don't know about is extremely bizarre and I cannot believe this is where we're at. This is "if you are uncomfortable with me calling you A Queer it's because you're a terf" all over again except with this shitty faux-edgelord coat of paint over it

[genderoutlaws]

ok i have a million movie ideas but once Bottoms is out and online i think that would be super cute to do for a stream - its about like. loser dykes in high school starting a female fight club to make cheerleaders like them. me and my fam saw an early screening a hot minute ago and its really fun

[terrorbitch]

i kiiiind of want to add kristen stewart? does anyone have any dyke-y fc suggestions that aren't super femme? i have this little mumu in my head of my two loser firefighters and i want to add their fboy coworker who probably pulls more women than them.

[explosionshark]

What do you think of Shira and Hannah from Harlan Coben’s Shelter! (I just discovered them and I am OBSESSED).

I love them! Tbh the last thing I saw Missi Pyle in was uh. Josie and the Pussycats (2001) so this was quite a surprise! Tbh it's the more mundane plots on Shelter that really make me enjoy myself. There's something about the dissonance btwn the super dark and over the top main plot being cut up with scenes of dyke drama. Hannah and Shira are great - love the second chance romance/estranged best friends angle. I think it's funny that Hannah is cheating on her dirtbag cop husband. I wish Shira would stop being a loser and accept the fact that this giant beautiful woman is totally in love with her and ready to throw it all away. Appreciate what you have! Break up that terrible marriage! Go, Shira, go!!!

[joshrgomez]

Juju has an expensive apartment and some dyke faggot specifically some virgin bitch faggot is ruining her money. Annoying as fuck. Keep that shit up and even the girls are going to stop giving money cause no one wants to empower some faggot annoying narcissistic loser. Garbage at fucking video games. Bitch is a fucking faggot loser for even playing video games. Fucking queer ass psychotic faggot. Exactly why no one wants to fucking play with that stupid bitch. Looks like a fucking joke. I’ll shut up.

Dumb bitch fucks up her own money over the most pathetic ass faggots. First time ever playing COD and you’re playing RANKED with them? Bitch fucking kill yourself. You look like a fucking loser ass faggot. Especially hyping them up like they’re crimson. Faggot ass losers are barely even gold.

kill yourself. Look pathetic as fuck. Wonder why you’re getting less and less respected. I don’t give a fuck what famous birthdays says. That shit is a fucking joke. Ain’t no way some fucking random ass YouTube is more famous than TAYLOR SWIFT. Famous birthdays will say Taylor swift isn’t the more popular person on earth right now even being seen by 350 million people on TV from the Super Bowl alone

[merloux]

https://youtu.be/TnrXhiPRFzw?si=dmHyM20I_ZYS9EDK

[theglitchywriterboi]

My older brother [who regularly tells our other brothers off for saying the R-word, Moron, Loser, F-Slur & while he can't reclaim any of those he gets super legit offended at them] wouldn't stop saying Dyke last night 😐😐😐

[lostkrbkaccount]

Girl: hey Mina!

Mina: hey?

Girl: you're friends with Kirishima, right?~

Mina: yeah best friends

Girl: you like him?

Mina: no dude I'm lesbian. Why? Do you like him?

Girl: maybe, is he single?

Mina: um no and even if he was you wouldn't have a chance with him

Girl: I'm totally hot though!

Mina: yes but he's super gay.

Girl: no he's not

Mina: uh yes he is, he came out to everyone like 2 years ago..

Girl: but he's all masculine and shit. Masculine men can't be gay..

Mina: now who the fuck told you that

Camie: hey babes, ready to go?

Mina: uh yeah princess- later loser

Girl: hmpff! I'll show her..

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Girl: heyyy Ki-ri-shi-ma~

Kiri: um hi? Sorry, do I know you?

Girl: not yet ;)

Kiri: oh cool!

Girl: you're muscles are so big! You must work out loads!

Kiri: I try to lift weights as much as possible, y'know!

Girl: big muscles are so sexy on men

Kiri: can't disagree with you there

Baku: hey they were out of strawberry so I got cherry instead-

Kiri: that's fine, thanks baby. *kisses his cheek*

Baku: who's she?

Girl: who he's?

Baku: I asked first

Girl: and I asked second

Baku: *growls* I'm Katsuki Bakugo, Eijiro's boyfriend.

Girl: more like ex boyfriend..

Baku: Ei? what is she talking about?

Kiri: I don't know-

Girl: you're too aggressive and a guy. This manly man needs a woman.

Baku: he's gay!

Girl: no he's not!

Kiri: uh yes I am. Big fan of dick and I love my boyfriend..

Baku: beat it you basic bitch!

Girl: this isn't over! *stomps away*

Mina: *sipping on a juice box* I told you so!~

Girl: shut up you dyke

Mina: ouch

[quinnfebrey]

this is the dumbest post ever but here’s the 8 as the losers

bill, dot. both lost someone close to them, feel guilty about it, it defines their struggles and triumphs. also, mom friend

richie, toni. gay and traumatized. small but angery

eddie, leah. always worrying about everything. gay but in subtext. loyal af and loves their friends

mike, fatin. family trauma. supposed to be a badass but is really just soft. is kind of the odd one out in the beginning but is 300% loyal

stan, rachel. gets rightfully mad at friends for being dumb. smiley and cute when things are going well. done with everyone’s shit

ben, martha & nora. looks super sweet but lowkey a badass. just a buncha romantics 😔🤘🏼

bev, shelby. shit ass father. dyke. nice to everyone but will cut a bitch

[jonathanrook]

rachel makes too many playlists: the in depth guide

last updated march 19, 2020

table of contents

personal

depression, but make it gay

fellas is it straight to fuck your homie...

playlist for when someone has accused you of being a bad person...

playlist to listen to when you're still thinking about vegetable man...

ships

feeling of falling - an omnispan playlist

house of memories - a reddie playlist

i go crazy - a byeler playlist

a totally complimentary mileven playlist

wanna be missed - a catradora playlist

worth it - an ineffable husbands playlist

characters // media

eddie vibes

hargreeves family (dys)function

klaus moods

richie vibes

shark puppy but it’s fall out boy

shark puppy - covers for lovers

you could make a playlist out of this!

misc.

love songs for you and your cryptid gf

that one girl on tumblr wanted queer song recs

this....but lesbians

links and descriptions under the cut

personal

depression, but make it gay exactly what it says on the tin. used to be titled “i’m depressed and gay and in unrequited love” but this is a bit snappier, though less descriptive. lots of songs about being sad and being a dyke and being a sad dyke. status ongoing format alphabetized current length 47 songs (3:00) highlights include:  "future friends” (superfruit),  "i wanna be your girlfriend” (girl in red), "sick of losing soulmates” (dodie)

fellas is it straight to fuck your homie just because he got a boner and ground it against your ass for when your comphet gremlin is triggering a sexuality crisis. but for real though. is it straight to fuck your homie? only if the balls touch. status ongoing format ordered current length 20 songs (1:07) highlights include:  "cannibal” (tally hall),  "dead girl walking” (heathers soundtrack), "sleeping with a friend” (neon trees)

playlist for when someone has accused you of being a bad person so you might as well roll with it does someone have really pointless beef with you? are you a scorpio moon aries rising who desperately needs to feel like a bad bitch 24/7? here you go my dude. feel those oats. status ongoing format alphabetized current length 16 songs (0:56) highlights include "backstabber” (kesha),  "i did something bad” (taylor swift), "what the hell” (avril lavigne)

playlist to listen to when you're still thinking about vegetable man for some god forsaken reason songs to listen to when that sexy comphet gremlin starts screaming again. alternate titles include, “how to get over that weird comphet crush you pursued for way too long.” if you’re definitely a homo but you’re still trying to figure out if you want to fuck someone you literally could not be less attracted to, here you go. this is the playlist for you. status ongoing format alphabetized current length 33 songs (1:55) highlights include "all men are pigs” (studio killers),  "how to be a heartbreaker” (marina), "snap out of it” (arctic monkeys)

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ships

feeling of falling - an omnispan playlist (tumblr link) i normally alphabetize my playlists, but i tried to do a little story with this one, so it’s not. media stretch armstrong and the flex fighters title song “feeling of falling” by cheat codes ft. kim petras status complete format ordered  length 9 songs (0:33)

house of memories - a reddie playlist this is a bit of a mixed bag because i still can’t decide if i want this to be a clone of depression, but make it gay or a cute little playlist about childhood love. so, it’s a bit of everything. media the it films (muschietti adaption) title song “house of memories” by panic! at the disco   status ongoing format alphabetized current length 45 songs (2:48) highlights include "common sense" (fallen pine), "hold me down" (trapdoor social), "shut up" (greyson chance)

i go crazy - a byeler playlist this one is sad. i ship byeler as being wholly unrequited, and this is just a sad playlist about falling in love with your best friend. nothing to read into here move along folks. media stranger things title song “i go crazy” by orla gartland   status ongoing format alphabetized current length 16 songs (1:01) highlights include "boyfriend" (tegan and sara), "jason" (bonnie parker), "the story" (conan gray)

a totally complimentary mileven playlist the opposite of what it says on the tin. a bunch of songs about how great having a girlfriend sounds in theory but not in practice. media stranger things status ongoing format alphabetized current length 16 songs (0:54) highlights include "all we know" (the chainsmokers), "the sound" (the 1975), "white bread boyfriend" (lemon demon)

wanna be missed - a catradora playlist (tumblr link) media she-ra and the princesses of power title song “wanna be missed” by hayley kiyoko status complete format alphabetized length 10 songs (0:35)

worth it - an ineffable husbands playlist media good omens (the miniseries) title song “worth it” by superfruit   status ongoing format alphabetized current length 12 songs (0:43) highlights include “centerfold” (the j geils band), "from eden" (hozier), "heaven" (troye sivan)

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characters // media

eddie vibes originally created because these songs didn’t fit in the reddie playlist but were still giving me #energy. the jury’s out on whether or not this makes any fucking sense. media the it films (muschietti adaption) status ongoing format alphabetized current length 7 songs (0:25) highlights include “kindergarten” (chloe moriondo), "pantherland" (ghost soul trio)

hargreeves family (dys)function media the umbrella academy status ongoing format alphabetized current length 6 songs (0:28) highlights include “america’s suitehearts” (fall out boy), "when he died" (lemon demon)

klaus moods media the umbrella academy status ongoing format alphabetized current length 9 songs (0:32) highlights include “flagpole sitta” (harvey danger), "habits (stay high)" (tove lo), “plastic tramp“ (arctic monkeys)

richie vibes so what if this is just more songs i project onto that didn’t fit into dbmig or hom-arp? eat my whole ass. media the it films (muschietti adaption) status ongoing format alphabetized current length 26 songs (1:29) highlights include “don’t worry, you will” (lovelytheband), "hey! we okay" (never shout never), “wired differently“ (the wombats)

shark puppy but it’s fall out boy basically a glorified it playlist. a bunch of fall out boy songs that make me think of the losers. it’s not that deep. media the it films (muschietti adaption) status ongoing format alphabetized current length 12 songs (0:45)

shark puppy - covers for lovers (tumblr link) anyway, stan shark puppy. another glorified it playlist. i’m actually super fucking proud of this. like, realistically, way more proud than i should be of arranging songs. media the it films (muschietti adaption) status complete format ordered length 11 songs (0:39)

you could make a playlist out of this! (tumblr link) a bunch of songs that, whenever i hear them, make me think of some stray show/character/ship that i don’t have enough passion for to make a whole playlist for. alternatively, they’re songs that just haven’t found their way into a half publishable playlist yet. media misc. format ordered status ongoing current length 22 songs (1:20)

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miscellaneous

love songs for you and your cryptid gf i was working on this for valentines day and just forgot to post about it. status ongoing current length 28 songs (1:35) format alphabetized highlights include “bite” (troye sivan), "no eyed girl" (lemon demon), “welcome to my planet” (pomplamoose)

that one girl on tumblr wanted queer song recs (tumblr link) status ongoing format ordered current length 37 songs (2:10)

this....but lesbians songs that would be better if they were sung by lesbians. status ongoing current length 12 songs (0:42) format alphabetized highlights include “cabo” (ricky montgomery), "gorgeous" (taylor swift), “only the good die young” (billy joel)