#sunset swim

[bandcampsnoop]

12/27/24.

Never Nowhere is one of many limited lathe releases on a previously unheard of Orange County, California label - Golly Jane Records. I contacted the label right after listening to Never Nowhere 2 song 7". Jeff Cohen (who is also the guitarist in Never Nowhere and another Golly Jane band, Sunset Swim) said what many others say when asked, what is the label's philosophy:

"The philosophy of the label was/is pretty simple I guess. Just put out records of bands that I like, nothing really more complicated than that. Most of them are artists that I know personally but not all of them. I had wanted to have a record label since the 90’s probably but was too clueless or afraid to start. In 2014 or so, I saw White Town post about a new digital single and I asked if there would be a physical release, Jyoti, who is White Town, said no physical release because it just ends up losing money. But he gave me permission to do a 7” for the song. He warned me that I’d lose lots of money and have trouble selling them. Well, he was right."

And yet, Cohen continued. While he states his label is no longer active, he did recently release a lathe cut of a live track from Sissy Bar - which was how I heard of the label. There are 15 releases to peruse.

Back to Never Nowhere, this is pretty lo-fi and reminds me a bit of The Worrynauts and Woven In (listen to the reverb on the vocals and the melodies). There's also a bit of Dylan Shearer at work here as well.

[sohannabarberaesque]

This obviously isn't the Wonderland Zoo

So come with me, fellow adventurers, and join the Hair Bear Bunch in a summer road trip across the World-Renowned and Far-Famed Ten Thousand Lakes of Minnesota coincident with the bear mating season at her heighth ...

Our bivouac for tonight will be beside some rather isolated and almost esoteric lake at the end of what's essentially a dirt trail, one not exactly all that known but yet has that attraction of the aromtic qualities of pine and the utterly irridescent blue of the lake's waters. Whether such is named, we know not; however, such will be a rather interesting bivouac for such a madcap ursine trio as has invited Your Humble Narrator along to witness a rather fascinating experience such as the bear mating season can make possible.

Because tonight, as is much the case every night the Hair Bears are on road trip beside some lake, Hair Bear and Square Bear are going into orgy mode, releasing their pent-up inner energies in a way as could be imagined as a commonplace among the tribal societies of prehistory seeing in sexual magic exercises such as these a rather natural form of relaxation combined with sacred ritual.

Which, following quite a dinner of barbecue shredded pork and beans which turned out rather delightful, saw the preparations commence with yours truly helping set up the ritual fire by the lakeside, to be lit on signal from Hair Bear "himself" as will itself signal the start of the orgy, whose attraction begins with the Hair Bears "themselves" going into full nakedness and dancing a sensual hoolee-hoolee with the grass skirts in the Polynesian stylee, attracting in the process no less than six sows from nearby forests still utterly in their heat and more than likely having mated with other males previously. You could just sense an almost puzzled fascination on the sows' part as the hoolee-hoolee got even more fascinatingly sensual, enough for Hair and Square to signal the curious to the lakeside, as if to say "Follow us, and see what awaits!"

The ceremonial fire having been lit, Your Genial Hosts, as it were, decided to go into a rather amusing ritual aimed at "warming up" all for what lay ahead--as in ritually rubbing, unassisted, each other's penises against the groins of each other to the point of sheer and delighted giggling as Hair and Square "themselves" hug and caress each other while the female guests show obvious signs of bemused curiosity at what lay ahead ... which sees both Hair Bear and Square Bear taking turns mating all six sows throughout, the cries of orgasmic delight echoing clear across northern Minnesota skies in a uniquely ursine manner.

But such wasn't quite the end of the exercise: Such are timed to conclude with a sunset swimming and diving session in the lake serving as their rendezvous featuring all participants, mainly to enhance the delight of the whole. Yours truly was invited to join in the swim, and without a doubt, Hair Bear in particular found my interest in such rituals of theirs as these to be rather interesting, even if a couple of the sows participating in the orgy were a little confused as to my presence. Hair Bear, at any event, invited me to plunge into the sunset-dappled waters of the lake ... and boy, doesn't the sensation of wearing but yourself, as well as being encouraged to hug some of the bears underwater as well, feel marvellous, even sensing a soft sand bottom?

Even after sleeping the night away by the lakeside, with but a cooling night breeze to make things comforting, a sunrise swim and dive with our ursine buddies to brace up and refresh for the day ahead (and, know, without soap, yet feeling rather delighted between the legs, to the amused delight of all) was bound to be equally climactic in its own right.

"Obviously, kid," Hair Bear was quick to remark as we left the water following what turned out being a bracing sort of dive into about ten feet of water, "it's not the Wonderland Zoo ... but still, being on the road like this when the bears are 'in their season,' so to speak, couldn't be a more fascinating experience for us, just letting go of our tensions and nerves most naturally, and without anyone leering down our necks unapprovingly!"

To which Square Bear rejoindered, "You can say that again!"

(This as we all had breakfast in their mobile bivouac otherwise known as a rebuilt Volkswagen Campervan. And being witness to such a sensually wonderful show couldn't have tasted better.)

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[gentlemanmotorslifestyle]

[superkursunaskr]

[and-the-in-between]

🌊 Low key, low tide 🌊

Went to the beach today, saw some pretty sights :)

Hope everyone's staying cool in this heatwave!

[elijones94]

🌴 Good evening from San Juan. John Brimberry, myself, and my mom will be in Puerto Rico for a week. This is a work trip. We will be doing maintenance work at San Pablo, volunteer at the local food bank, and meet with colleagues at the churches we support in Aguadilla, Hormigueros, and Ponce. In doing so, we will be formulating the blueprints of the mission trip this summer for eight weeks. There will be a little bit of sightseeing in between.

[sohannabarberaesque]

Now transpose the scene to Polynesia Uncharted and imagine Peter Potamus with a naked Polynesian gal in its uncharted and magical reaches, hoping for some underwater love as part of the sunset dive.

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[toyastales]

This modern home is surrounded by glorious mountains and scenic views.

[rocy5]

[ladyy--lazarus]

La Jolla, California🌸

[mayanhandballcourt]

Photographer Jimmy Mac

[sohannabarberaesque]

Towards sunset at the beach house bungalow The King and Sheena are sharing out near Malibu

[With the tide coming in, both our leonine lovebirds wearing but themselves as they walk hand in hand into the surf with an eye towards some surf-bathing of the old school ...] THE KING, coyly: Uh--Sheena? SHEENA, purring ever so lovingly: Yes, King?! THE KING: Doesn't it feel so right, with the sunset just so imminent, to ... maybe try some bodysurfing? SHEENA: Now THAT would just feel so irresistably sensational at this time of the day ... THE KING: And what else wouldn't, except, perhaps, for a little diving? SHEENA: Whatever you say there ... [So just picture, fellow Hanna-Barberian, the scenario of lion and lioness bodysurfing into the evening imminent.]

[gentlemanmotorslifestyle]

[karynvienerblog]

[downfalldestiny]

The most beautiful sunsets are the ones we share 🧡!.

[lorenzodalessandro]

summer, it was great

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