#sundaes with mae

[maessundaes]

when a girl tells me her favorite anime is naruto, i give her a kiss on the lips. when a guy tells me his favorite anime is naruto, I file a restraining order as quickly as possible. 🤷‍♀️

[homura-chu]

I feel like drawing and sharing a bit about my D&D characters! So expect 6 more characters art! o v o

This is Sundae Mae - a half elf ranger, merchant, mother, and widowed wife. She is my latest character of a new campaign I joined.

[spell-fox]

VtM line-up! Player characters and (some) NPCs from our game ‾▿‾

Game is run by @urbanknightart, I play Eli (Victorian dandy) and @cynical-tuba plays Nat (croptop twink). @hageshisa-art-blog plays Morgana (smart-casual heterochromia Malk lady).

We have, from left to right; Aiden, Eli's ghoul, with her pup Sundae also Eli's ghoul haha. Gabi, Kuro, his crow Mugicha, Eli, his fox Maggie Mae, Morgana, their adopted gargoyle Gabriel, Nat, Hector, Delilah and her puppies Mr Licorice and Maple, and Miasma \o/

[ohbabydollie]

honestly I’ve been thinking about it and I definitely feel like mutual break up Schlatt would still want to celebrate your anniversaries together… and imagine if you took a long shift at work that went well into the night, and you came back to your apartment to see a sad Schlatt cause you missed everything he set up…

Just an idea idk 😵‍💫😵‍💫

damn it mae 😔😔 (i pretend not to notice the fact that there is lots of potential for angst)

You never missed a single anniversary with schlatt, still celebrating what would be your relationship milestones with him as friends. Of course it ended the same, kisses being shared on your couch, an empty bottle of wine and a pack of condoms open on the coffee table.

You honestly didn’t mean to forget, you just had such a busy week, forgetting to check the calendar and when your manager asked you to stay late, you agreed.

The shift went well into the night and you didn’t get home until around 2 am, absolutely exhausted and your phone out of battery completely.

The only chance you got to charge it is when you entered your car and put it to charge as you just took a mental break from everything. You soon saw it light up and start dinging like crazy. You being annoyed you put your phone on do not disturb and drove home, only checking it as you went up the stairs to your apartment.

catbabydaddy: hey, when are you getting home?

catbabydaddy: i got the stuff set up whenever you get off

catbabydaddy: when do you get off?

catbabydaddy: call me soon please

17 missed calls from catbabydaddy

catbabydaddy: i’ll wait for you to get back from work

catbabydaddy: i got the snacks you like

message after message of Schlatt asking when you got home, telling you he had everything set up made a pit in your stomach.

what did you forget today?

was it something important?

…

YOUR ANNIVERSARY!

not just any anniversary, the anniversary of the first time you met Schlatt. You immediately rushed to get to your apartment, getting the key ready to unlock the door and bursting in.

You noticed the balloons on the wall starting to droop and deflate. The decorations that would’ve been so lovely in the light, hanging in the dark.

It was enough to make your heart break in two, but no, the cherry on top of the sundae of heartbreak was a sleeping Schlatt, tears dried to his face, his nose red and eyes puffy as if he had just recently cried himself to sleep.

It was enough to make you start tearing up, you had missed everything he set up.

Almost immediately you laid down next to him, hugging him softly and sniffling as you press soft kisses to his face, apologizing for missing your anniversary as he wakes up.

“shh, don’t cry doll” he said softly hugging you

“i missed everything!” you sob “y-you set up everything and i missed it, not just that but our anniversary too!”

“ ‘ts okay” he says rubbing your back gently “i know you were busy with work-“It’s not okay!” you cry

“I’m so sorry, I’ll make it up to you”

[halfmoth-halfman]

the end of march is here, so we've got a new monthly fic rec list!!

just like last month, this is only for fics that i read and were also written this month. if you wanna see more of my fic recs and favs, i have em all organized on my recs blog, here!

and as always, if you have any fic recs of your own, feel free to send em my way here or on my sideblog - i love finding new fics and writers!

Alex Keller

blood on my hands - @uselsshuman

✧ two of my favorite things: alex keller and emma's fics! alex being a great caretaker and having friends everywhere is amazing. this is the perfect fic to scratch my alex itch!

Joel Miller

to think i'd forgotten - @mvtthewmurdvck

✧ i don't think there will ever come a day when i am not completely blown away by just how good anything jo writes is. doesn't matter the fandom or character, everything is absolutely top tier and this joel fic is no exception.

John Price

the five times - @halcyone-of-the-sea

✧ a fic i couldn't put down and even after i finished it, i had to read it a million more times. i already love price, but this fic only made me love him more and the writing???? i literally have no words for how good this is.

a handful of birthdays - @mvtthewmurdvck

✧ one of my favorite price fics ever. such a cute and fun way to show a relationship evolving over time and written so beautifully. this is definitely a fic i reread whenever i need a pick-me-up.

in dreams - @yeyinde

✧ the day i don't immediately fall in love with one of lev's fics is the day i die. there should be a museum dedicated to her fics because every single one is a piece of art.

gravity - @soapskneebrace

✧ drunk shenanigans are always a fun time, and price being a gentleman at the end is the perfect cherry on top of this well-written sundae.

afternoon coffee - @lunarvicar

✧ another spectacular addition to the mothiverse! price being a mother hen is too perfect and him demanding moth lick the spoon again even more so. i may be a bit biased, but the mothiverse is one of my fav price series and every addition just makes me love it more and more.

John "Soap" Mactavish

sweet melodies - @johnnytavish

✧ everything i've ever wanted and more. i'm a sucker for singer!reader and this is so perfect. the teasing from her and the rest of the 141? amazing. the reader being a siren on stage? fantastic. this entire fic? perfection.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

gossamer silk smiles - @halcyone-of-the-sea

✧ whoever the anon was that requested this is doing the lord's work because i have never read a more perfect gaz fic in my life. perfect doesn't even begin to cover it. i love this fic with every fiber of my being and every piece of my soul.

kiss prompts || kiss 39: last kiss before dying | kiss 3: forehead kiss | kiss 13: morning kiss - @cowboybxtch

✧ do you want to have your heart broken into a million pieces and then put together with the cutest and most wholesome fluff you've ever read? then these kiss prompts are for you! i know i say fics are beautifully written a lot, but there's no other way to describe this little series. they're beautiful. gorgeous. stunning.

König

overflow the stars - @halcyone-of-the-sea

✧ listen, i'm not a könig girlie, but this fic right here? chef's kiss. i swear, there isn't a single character that hal can't make me love. everything she writes, every character she writes for is so well done, her talent floors me.

Leon Kennedy

in my veins - @uselsshuman

✧ did i create a resident evil section in my fic recs just for this fic? yes, yes i did. and i have absolutely no regerts because i love this fic and i will never be normal about any of the amazing stuff emma writes.

Multi Characters

141 sleeping headcanons - @maes-chocolate-cookie

✧ this is so cute and i love it. they fit the characters so well, especially price sleeping with a thick blanket no matter the temperature. i feel that on a deep level.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

sassy series || grocery list | cough - @peachesofteal

✧ i saw the words soft dad!simon and was immediately sold. then i read the rest of the fic and felt my heart clench at how goddamn cute this entire series is. "Simon is a good partner and dad I will be taking no questions." you're right, peach, and you should say it.

something tells me, i'm going to love you forever - @mvtthewmurdvck

✧ no words, just this:

your blood on his hands - @vesper-tinus

✧ i had to take a lap around my living room after i read this. this fic killed me. it destroyed me in the best way possible. "Maybe in the next life." how dare you do that to me but also i love it so much.

happiness series || a late night last minute request | four - @lethalchiralium

✧ more for one of my favorite family man simon riley series! the interactions between simon and his kids always get to me, this is such a soft and wholesome series even when it hurts.

pi day - @kioplama

✧ went in for a cute little fic for pi day, came out blushing and tearing up over "Professor Riley". really, really cute and the reaction to simon pulling out a ring made me laugh.

about someone, that isn't you - @mvtthewmurdvck

✧ this fic killed me. absolutely wrecked me. completely destroyed me. jo is too good at the angst and making me feel and getting me all caught up in my emotions. i don't know how she manages to create such stunningly painful fics, but it's a skill to be admired. i don't think I'll ever get tired of how good her fics hurt.

you wake up together - @ninetailedfoxmanchi

✧ lazy morning fics are the best. something about the pure domestic bliss and reading about ghost being calm and happy just sends my heart sailing.

untitled - @blackssuunn

✧ a lovely fic with simon being a big softy. as someone who mostly writes and reads fluff, this is top tier, grade a, perfectly written fluff and all i want to do is curl up and reread this fic over and over.

cuddlebug - @saltycurry

✧ self-indulgent tooth-rotting fluff? sign me tf up. i am absolutely here for it and i loved every word of this fic. i know there's a theme of super fluff in these recs, but i won't apologize for it when i get cute fics like this to read all day.

a good man - @halcyone-of-the-sea

✧ this is gonna be another picture because i can't find the words to explain how much i adore this fic and i feel like my emotions are best described like this:

[andyyywastaken]

Skin: Fish Thicc (Reef Cake Style)

Back Bling: Mae Jr (Gradient)

Pickaxe: The Original Bonk Bunny (Gradient)

Glider: Sundae Glider

[buggybambi]

mae bae i dont know if you've talked about this already but imagine the olive theory with carmy

STOP. IMAGINE OH MY GOSH also i think i have talked about it before but we're discussing it again!

for anyone unaware, the olive theory stems from himym. basically it's someone who hates olives would give their olives to a person that loves them, and their relationship could work out because of it

but i so see carm doing this with something like pickles or like cherries on top of his sundae / milkshake and one night he orders a hamburger with pickles on it and you're like "?? you hate pickles, carm. you never eat them" and he's like "yeah but you like them:)"

guys the olive theory is my fave thing ever omg

[lyrics365]

クローバー

Hon no hitotsu no goku chiisa na koto wo negau Yogoreta kutsu no sugu tonari ni mita mono Sunda kuuki no sukoshi atsui mahiru no naka Kono mama ikou mou koko ni wa modorazu Itsuka boku ga zutto mae wo muite yukeru hi ga Kuru to omou dakara sono toki dake wa sora ni sakebu Wasurenaide soko ni aru hazu datta mirai sae Boku wa zutto kono te nobashi tsuzuke tsukamou Soshite mune ni yottsuba…

[merlamae]

Sundaes on Sunday 🍨~ and every day! #merlamae #merlamaeicecream #sundaes #icecreamlover #sundaeonsunday #londonontario #ldnont #icecreamforlife (at Merla Mae Ice Cream) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co2-BIvu7-9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[wxrwounds]

“You know that I could always help you out with that… or even help you find an assistant who could keep on top of the paperwork.” Jenna offered, letting herself be pulled in by her husband as she accepted the kiss. “I am excited, he’s always trying to show me new moves and asking me to come to games and it breaks my heart when I can’t be there for him.” She admitted, still within his arms but turning so she could get started on dinner.

“Give her time baby, she’s getting older and she’s not too confident within herself at the moment.” Jen admitted, remembering the talk they’d had a few weeks ago that ended in a little girls spa night and breakfast together at a cafe the next morning. “She’ll love the icecream… maybe axel and I can make sundaes and you can try and see if Mae will talk huh?”

“Oh my god baby, look at you with all your paperwork done… good thing I got chocolate cake for dessert, it’s a cause for celebration!” Jenna teased, pulling the cake out of the final bag and placing it on the kitchen island as she reached for the salad ingredients to start washing them before dinner.

Jenna had never imagined that she’d be able to have a normal life, two kids and a husband, a house that she’d designed and a business she started and ran. It truely was amazing. “My day was good, long but I got a lot of blue prints and contracts pushed through so I’ll be free for more weekends. I’ll be able to come watch more of Axels games!” She grinned, turning to take in her husbands reactions. “You know Mae had that mathematics exam today right, that’s probably why she’s moody.”

Originally posted by leclercpiastri

Ben smiled at her joy, she always saw the best in him, and sometimes he needed that. Because he doubted himself, starting up the garage was a huge task and something he never thought he would be capable of. But she had believed in him, no matter what. She made him in to the man he was.

"It's done for now, ask me in another week or two and I'm sure there'll be another pile on my desk." He smiled and pulled her in for a gentle kiss. "Oh yeah? Look at you, hot shot. He'll love that! He keeps telling me to stop yelling on the sidelines, so now he can yell at you." Ben commented with a cheeky wink, he wasn't great with sport. He seemed to be learning with the kids with most things, he didn't get the chance to do all these activities as a kid. "I know, I know. I asked her about it and I got a grunt out of her, so -- who knows if it went good or bad. I got some of her favourite ice cream though, so maybe she'll talk after dinner."

[georgiapeach30513]

“Okay, we’ll take everyone to the estate. Bunny call your parents, Beau call yours. I’ll warn my father his best friends are coming. Let’s go. Papa will make the biggest and bestest sundaes for you. And I get one with my little space sprinkles.” // Okay, but now I need to see this. 😂 Ransom just eating it all up with a spoon, threatening the geese of the world. - 💫

Okay! But Ransom listening to every traumatizing moment. Like he knows that Squish normally handles herself, but that sweet little Birdie being scared too?? He can't handle it!

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Pause the Movie

Summary: it’s sundaes with the grandpas

Pairings: Ransom/Frank/Ari/Curtis X Birdie Mae/Fable

Rating: sprinkles

Warnings:  none, 18+ ONLY

Word Count: 400

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“It did not do that,” Ransom says as he pours some melted cookie butter on top of the ice cream. The way that the little girls sitting on his counter top were talking, they needed the works. Sundaes with everything, even a Biscoff.

“Yes, huh, Papa! It chased us. Did you know geeses have teeth? Twaumatized. It bit Biwdie.”

“Papa, it bit my shirt. Not me. But it was scary. It was. Can, can I put on my sprinkles?” Random loves extra grandbabies, and Birdie Mae was particularly sweet. He slides down her sprinkle mix of cows, sheep, different colored green Jimmie’s, lime green pearls, and leaves, and she starts to move to her bowl.

“Wait!” Fable shouts. “Papa has to do the swiwl and the chewwy. Do it Papa, do your stuff,” with a giggle he gives them each a swirl of whipped cream, and a bright red maraschino Cherry on top. “Papa, my spwinkwes, pwease.”

Birdie Mae begins sprinkling on her mix, when he slides down Fable’s pearls of different shades of pink, and neon green and white Jimmie’s, “Papa, do you fink I need special spwinkwes.”

“You do. Yours are full of pearls.”

“No, No, like Mimi’s have coffee cups, and youws is evewyone’s, and Stowy has woses?”

“If you ever want to add anything else, sweetheart, you let the Sprinkle King know, and we’ll make you another mix okay?” she gives him a cute little nod, and he gently places both girls on the floor, handing them their bowls, and Birdie Mae looks up at him.

“Papa, where’s yours?”

“I eat from yours. Come on, let’s start your movie, so you ladies can relax. I believe the others are coming over.”

He sits between the two girls, and they take turns feeding him, and when the other three men stand in the doorway, it’s just not fair.

“You didn’t save any for Boppy?”

“Ransom, I thought you was making everyone sundaes?”

“I guess I could just go ask, Kitten,” Curtis says with a smirk at Ransom.

“No! You are capable of making your own. If I made you a sundae, it would have been melted slow pokes.”

“I heard it was a traumatic day, Birdie,” as soon as Frank sits down, Birdie Mae crawls over into his lap.

“Well, I need to find my mini Ari, then.”

“Ransom, I’m borrowing Beckett. Pause the movie.”

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[maessundaes]

[incorrectlumityquotes]

FULL REVIEWS: My Fave 5 Episodes

Well, I’ve done it. I’ve seen every episode of The Owl House. One episode a day and reviewing them right after. Do I recommend it? Yes. Yes I do. With the series still fresh in my brain I’m gonna count down my five favorites because why not?

5. “Understanding Willow”

“You were never too weak to be my friend. I was too weak to be yours.”

This episode really brought the drama. Being a lifelong fan of cartoons, I’ve discovered that what gets me hooked on a show is its characters. The plot could be the greatest most revolutionary thing ever, but if I don’t like any of the characters involved don’t expect me to bother. The Owl House is the opposite. I love all (most) of the characters. I care about what they’re going through, so character drama like this really pulls on the heartstrings.

The revelation that Amity’s parents threatened Willow’s position in Hexside doesn’t completely get Amity off the hook for her behavior, but it gives more depth to all the characters involved. We can only speculate how long this resentment could have kept going if Luz hadn’t gotten involved. The sequence of young Willow and Amity burning away to reveal their current selves is haunting. So much (and so many) emotion in that short segment.

Luz encouraging Amity is cute and really starts to lead us in as the beginning of what I call “The Lumity Trilogy” of episodes.

4. “Lost In Language”

“Cool teens like me! Call me a library book because they were checking me out.”

A lot of episodes take jabs at and subvert Harry Potter tropes since Harry Potter is the big name in these kinds of stories. There’s always a Draco Malfoy-type asshole rival character. The kind of character who only lives to torment our heroes. While I thought it would be fun to hear Mae Whitman voice a bully character, Amity thankfully is more than meets the eye. This episode excellently portrayed that when you compare her to her siblings. Amity seems mean but is actually kind. The twins seem cool but are actually vindictive.

Luz had some funny ass lines that I still quote today. While they started off on the wrong foot, we didn’t know that this was the start of something beautiful.

3. “Enchanting Grom Fright”

“I got kicked out of my last school dance for dressing like an otter.”

Case in point, the beautiful. The centerpiece of The Lumity Trilogy. As the main character, Luz’s affectionate personality has had a major effect on all the other characters. While we saw hints and clues here and there, we didn’t know how far Amity had fallen until grom night. 

Luz willing to face a fear monster but not her mom is all too human. She knows she’s lying to her and it’s wrong but still. Dancing with a witch in the moonlight is better than being stuck at learn-how-to-concentrate camp. 

I still skip the B-plot when I watch this episode which is why this isn’t in the number one spot. Lumity is real and it’s going to keep on loving like it’s grom night.

2. “Adventures in the Elements”

“Magic is a gift from the island.”

Damn is this episode fun. This is probably the episode I’ve watched the most. We’ve got all my favorite character doing funny ass things and learning lessons. It also has one of my favorite B-plots thanks to Hooty acting so...Hooty. The image of him rocking out to his little headphones I think is cute and hilarious. 

Eda finally gives Luz another magic lesson but The Blights are also there to contrast Eda’s wild magic. As much as Luz wants to learn magic Harry Potter style, she has to figure it out herself in her own way. I love how wild magic is free and natural compared to the coven system’s ridged ways. 

This is where we see that Luz’s friendly personality has had an effect on Amity for the better. That’s good character development with a healthy side of funny jokes.

1. “Wing It Like Witches”

“Oh. Wow. Sports.”

This episode capped off The Lumity Trilogy and my fave five list. It’s funny. It’s cute. It’s heartfelt. It’s dramatic. It has a montage. It has everything. It’s a ripping good time. Having Amity admit (by accident) that she loves Luz was just another cherry on my fun sundae. 

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Heavy plots are cool and everything, but when I watch cartoons I wanna have fun. This is fun to me. Thanks for reading. Next time, fave five characters

[kuwadernongpanitikan]

MGA SANGGUNIAN

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Nota: Pamahiin: Mga Paniniwala na Humubog sa Kasalukuyang Kulturang Sebwano (PDF). Kopyahin at i-paste ang hyperlink sa web search upang mag-acess:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1oUnPwP6bT0ofjNO8EyMr182764uqRC7V/view?usp=sharing

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[anamericansinger]

For @hugallurfriends (Mariana):

Waves - chloe moriondo

Vanilla Sundae - Emily Burns, Olivia Nelson

Out Like a Light - The Honeysticks

I’m Not Her - Clara Mae

Side Effects - Carlie Hanson

Think Before I Talk - Astrid S

Sleep Talking - Charlotte Lawrence

fever dream - mxmtoon

After Life - Ashe

Bad Ideas - Tessa Violet

[waitstay]

Les dernières histoires mcdonaldiennes

Hello les amigos. C'est déjà la fin de cette saga. Vous pouvez lire les autres histoires mcdonaldiennes détaillées en cliquant sur les liens :

Rose Barbie

L'homme à l'araignée : partie 1 et partie 2

Le professeur d'auto-école : partie 1, partie 2, partie 3 et l'épilogue.

J’ai fait 3 restau en 6 ans et il m’est arrivé beaucoup de choses, ainsi qu’à des collègues, cheloues, inclassables, dont je vous donne un petit florilège ici, en guise d’adieu.

Un jour, des mecs ont demandé à ma manager : “c’est quoi le meilleur entre la sauce M et le sperme ? - je ne sais pas, je n’ai jamais goûté la sauce M”.

Un jour, un mec arrive à l’encaissement drive et me dit qu’il a oublié un happy meal sur sa commande et demande s’il peut l’ajouter, je dis “ok je met quoi dedans ? - comme d’habitude”... ? donc je lui propose le truc classique “nuggets frites coca yaourt à boire ? - BAH NON HEIN HAMBURGER TOMATE ICE TEA ANANAS” soit LE truc le plus improbable.

Un jour, vers 23h45, un client m’engueule pcq je n’ai plus de potatoes à vendre. A l’encaissement, je sors un peu de mes gonds et je lui dis qu’il n’avait qu’à venir plus tôt dans la soirée. Le gars m'a criée “BAH C’EST PAS DE MA FAUTE J’ETAIS AU CONCERT DE CHRISTOPHE MAE !!!!” Déconcertée, je lui ai demandé en rigolant si c’était bien, il s’est adoucit et m’a raconté sa soirée (et il a finit par manger des frites).

Un jour, de nuit, des mecs ont dit à ma meilleure amie (manager) “tu devrais te mettre un wrap dans le cul ça te détendrait - je préfère mon gode il est plus grand.”

Un jour, un mec torché à 6h du mat’ nous a acheté à tous des cafés (alors qu’on les avait gratuits hein mais il était très agressif quand on refusait), pour célébrer “la gloire d’Israël”.

Un jour, un gamin s’est ouvert la lèvre en 2, des meufs se sont battues et un client a fait un tel scandale qu’il a voulu bloquer le restaurant, et on a du appeler pompier/police. Dans la même soirée.

Un jour, mes collègues se sont fait braquer par un mec (qui avait un flingue), il s’est fait attraper 2h plus tard et la police a ainsi pu restituer les 1120€ volés à ma directrice.

Un jour (et pas qu’un), des clients me demandent “Une boîte de nuggets - d’accord, 4, 6, 9 ou 20 ? - 8/12/16″ (en général 3 fois d’affilé).

Un jour, on célébrait le départ d’un de mes managers. Quand quelqu’un part de McDo on le baptise avec tous les trucs les plus dégueulasses qu’on puisse trouver. J’ai voulu jeter un frappé sur mon manager, il a atterri sur une cliente.

Un jour, alors que je lui passais sa commande au drive, un client a collé son front au mien et m'a dit "si tu savais à quel point j'ai envie de te cracher dessus" pcq j'avais refusé de lui faire un supplément chocolat gratos dans son sundae.

Un jour, enfin, plusieurs, j'ai vu des mecs pisser juste sous les caméras du drive et d'autres se faire sucer dans leur voiture. J'ai vu plus de zizi en milieu professionnel que dans ma vie personnelle.

Un jour, je suis arrivée à McDo, j’avais 18 ans. Un autre jour, 6 ans plus tard, à 24 ans, je suis partie. Et entre temps, il s’est passé plein de trucs. Merci le M.

THE END. Merci à tous de m’avoir lue, soyez gentils avec le personnel de la restauration rapide. 🖤