#full reviews

[snaxle]

btw if a trans man decides that they want to get pregnant and you're not normal about this and start spewing a bunch of transphobic shit i show up at your house and beat you to death with a baseball bat

[notearsnora]

Best WICKED review EVER.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

It's that (Almost Christmas) time of year again!

(2023) (2024)

[tectco]

Some forehead kisses and a couple redraws for season four!

[yellowish-ish]

goodbye curly

[artificialsilkgirl]

[cnl0400]

The new dating feature... What to expect?

(Apart from disapointment, of course)

Disclaimer: I only bought this because I had a lot of Google Play points, so I could shave a looooooooooot of the total price, but my condolences to anyone who doesn't live in the US because it's a lot more expensive in another regions... Including mine, of course

Disclaimer 2: I'm not telling you what to do with your money, this Is my personal opinion. If you are planning in buying this, do whatever idc, but since a lot of people are having doubts, I felt that I might as well tell everyone what Is this about.

So yeah... Since they announced the new feature, I knew It either would cost real money, It just sounded too good to be true, but I didn't expect to cost $29.99? Almost $37 in my country currency, a total scam, really.

But to be fair to them, this Is a bundle that comes with 300 DP, and considering the price of 280 DP, it's almost like you get the ticket for "free", right?? At least that's how Solmare probably thought It would look like, but the reality Is that the common player will see this bundle and just think that this ticket cost 30 fucking dollars (just look at the comments of Twitter and the tag Right now). In my opinion, just separate the DP and the ticket, and have the bundle as an special offert If you want. Remember that selling stuff Is also about framing... Most players that were planning on buying this might not be planning on buying the DP (like myself, I don't buy DP unless it's on special offerts) so the only thing people like that will think Is that "why this ticket costs that much?"

But what you get in the actual event, you might ask? The trailer was vague as hell in my opinion, and that's an instant red flag in my radar, especially for that spicy art that came with it

For a ticket date you get:

A 1min call

A 10min storyline (not fully voiced, apart from certain lines in the las part of the storyline)

A Majolish background with the date art

The event starts with you calling you boy of preference (in this case, I choose Mammon) to invite him to a date, the call ends and you get a 10min storyline. The premise of the Mammon's date Is that MC has won tickets to Phantom Park, and then Mammon & MC get involved to a game of tag to win a price. Then couple shennigans happen, blah blah blah.

The Story Is... Not bad? I found It rather cute actually, it's romantic and at least they make It explicit that Mammon & MC aré actually dating, but again, this could very well have been in a Devilgram, it's not worth the 30 dollars Solmare expects you to pay tbh. Just tip your favorite fanfic author and call It a day

The last segment Is the one they show in the tráiler, with Mammon getting out of the shower

In this scene, some lines are voiced, and tbh, If the actual story was like this, It almost miiiight be worth It (not the full price, but at least something). But as now? Save your money people, I wouldn't really recommend It.

The only way I would recommend buying It it's If you're already planning on buying the 280 DP offert, or you have a lot of coupons/GPP so you don't pay full price lol, but If you like Lucifer (or Asmo) just do yourself a favor and buy the ASMR. At least, that's what I think

[talesfromthecrypts]

I love reading 1/2 star reviews for horror movies on letterbox where half of them are like "ummm this movie is disturbing? and scary? wtf?" like yes ma'am says right there on the tin HORROR movie

[dammjamboy]

BETTER CALL SAUL!

[rad-roche]

scornfully rolling my eyes and declaring myself above 'they did the thing in movie adaptation' until they do it to the cartoon hedgehog and i'm sobbing and wailing in the theatre and yelling yeehaw and clicking my boots and scromiting and throwing other people's children over my shoulder and i'm barred for life

[thelailasblog]

[hollowtones]

Every day I'm so mad that I don't have a full kitchen broadcasting setup (or the time / physical space to invest in that right now). I watched part of a video about some guy cooking hot dogs from one of those licensed nerd property cookbooks, & no hate to this specific video guy but I did not really like his video & it made me go "I should make my own some day". The thought of going through those weird video game property cookbooks & seeing if they're any good or not sounds fun. The people are clamouring to watch a weird 30-year-old woman eat mediocre hot dogs in front of a live audience. And I felt such a genuine pang of sadness when I realized I can't do that right now LOL

[infelicet]

=͟͟͞⚝ happy birthday hyunjinnie .ᐟ ♡‌𓈒 ׄ 𝇈⃘ (insp)

[i-didnt-hate-it]

The fact that all the reviews that popped up when I searched "I Saw The TV Glow" on YouTube are cis white men with cynical/puzzled 🤔 expressions tells you everything you need to know about the movie.

As Emma Stone would say, "It's not for you! Everything is for you, let them have this one thing!"

[eurydicees]

found a pirated version of the wicked movie and john m chu i’m sorry for evrything bad i said about you, this is insane and i am in awe.

[leonardcohenofficial]

saw a letterboxd user who gave the african desperate a one star review that gave wicked four stars and included barbie in their top four god i hate people so much lmfao