#sunburn for life ig
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fried-manto · 1 year ago
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Even so, even so..!
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kiisaes · 1 year ago
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who's strongest of the faraway gang?
(catholic school au)
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richkidcityfriends · 1 year ago
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i want to read everything at once. which of course means i read nothing. obviously.
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none-gender-left-man · 2 years ago
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Nothing like "is this just normal growth and bleeding and flaking in a mole or do I need to be worrying about melanoma now too?" at 4 am
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lovesong · 6 months ago
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how did i let myself become so horrifically pathetically in love with a guy who turned me down over a year ago i'm such a moron. like i've really sat here & let him break my heart over & over just because he's nice to me & likes touching me & having sex with me sometimes. . but in my defence how am i supposed to get over him when he's so sweet & smart & patient & understanding & he tips his head back when he laughs & always smells like laundry & puts sugar in his hot chocolate & can't sit still & tries so so hard & cares so much & knows just what to say & tells me i'm amazing & rubs my back & hugs me from behind when i'm sad & lets me keep his clothes & hold his hand when i have a panic attack & gets me water & he knows how to belong everywhere in the world & reads entire books to try to understand me better & his arms are the safest place i've ever been & being touched by him is like being water kissed by sunlight like 😐😐 god really said i crafted an angel out of my spare sunshine & i'm sending him to you & you get to touch him & be loved by him but you don't get to keep him & he was never really yours to begin with & now you just have to move on with your life like anything else could ever compare & figure out how to be just friends & watch him move on when you've felt the warmth of his affection & been so close to being his & you know what it feels like to have his hands & his mouth everywhere & drift off in his arms & the only place you know where to live is his lap & with his hand in yours but you can never go back there & sometimes it will feel okay because he's still your best friend & he'll pick you up & spin you around & play with your hair & say all the same reassuring words & be funny & charming & lovely but then sometimes the distance will drown you & you'll sob yourself to sleep & when he's there you'll have to hold back your tears & know that your hurt is hurting him but have no way of stopping it & not know how to live & what to do with your hands & who to run to when the one you used to run to is right there but just out of reach & only ever gonna get further & further away from you & will find someone to hold who he feels something real for & will leave with her someday & not you & you just have to be okay with it all & pretend like the hurt & the jealousy aren't making your heart bruise like a piece of fruit he picked up for a while but decided he didn't want after all 🫶🫶
#handling the situationship breakup very well#it'll be ok in the end but goddamn!!! i sure am suffering the consequences of my actions 😃 at least the dick was crazy <3#sorry for using cringy poetic comparisons to express my feelings.#it'll happen again <3#speaking of. stay tuned to see if i beat the urge to wait for the next time he wants me like a dog with a bird at his door#i need to unwrap myself from his finger#if not for me then for our friendship#if we go on the way we have been all this aching is gonna turn into resentment n i don't want that — he's too important to me#but i think he's serious this time anyway#there's peace in my pain ig 🤙#the back n forth was good when it was good but it was making us hurt each other — at least this is just one hurt to get used to#& hurting him so much is the last thing on this earth i ever wanna do again. so hopefully this will help w/ that. . & maybe#someday i can love him the way he wants w no red strings attached#tldr i <3 being dramatic. goodnight ⭐😴#hope i dream of the alternate reality where he loves me back. ik it's out there. or maybe a visit would just hurt more idk#i like it here anyway. even when it hurts n even when i forget how to. this is my life n i wanna see how it turns out#hope we look back n laugh at how foolish i was n how i feared i'd never find anything better than this. i'm only 20 after all#but if this really is it (unlikely) (but if it is) at least i got to be in the sunlight for a little. . just have to live with the sunburn
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threezzyo · 10 months ago
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꒰ ˒ wet 'n wild ∘︴satoru g.
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↬ satoru can't take his eyes off of you in that skimpy blue bikini when you two go on a date at the waterpark.
⇢ nsfw. 18+. MDNI! ⇢ cw: satoru and reader are both college students. smut. semi-public sex. unprotected penetrative sex. messy and desperate sex. oral, m! recieving. missionary, against a plastic volcano lolol. slight exhibitionism ig? squirting. cumming inside. lots of praise. pet names- baby, darling, princess, sweetheart. super touchy (both of you). pervert satoru. sato literally worships you omg. lots of fluff as always!
∾ satoru gojo x fem!WOC!reader. modern au. no curse au. reader is a WOC! (you tan at the waterpark and he loves it). reader used to be a professional swimmer. anyways, just a boyfriend taking his stressed girlfriend away from college to have fun at the waterpark. its not his fault you're just so damn hot. wc- 2k
a/n: again! this is nsfw, so minors do not interact. both dividers are made by cafekitsune (tumblr)
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you were the perfect partner for the waterpark. why? you knew how to swim and could save satoru from drowning, of course. and that you were his beloved girlfriend and needed a break after exams were over.
like the bright and energetic boyfriend he is, he must take you to bright and energetic places too. the 'summer surf' waterpark was equally as bright and energetic as satoru. the multicolored swimsuits provide a chromatic scenery, the prodigious plastic slides were vivid against the radiant cerulean clear sky. the scent of sunscreen and chlorine provides you with a sense of amenity- you grew up swimming your entire life.
"well, baby?" his defined arms snake around your waist, as you clutch your giant beach bag with all the necessities. the tickets were safe in your hand. "you scared of heights?"
"no way." you replied confidently. "in fact, you're going to be the scaredy cat." you smile cheekily.
satoru chuckles, pinching at the sides of your white coverup, over the tantalizing bikini set you said he'd love. "nope. but lets start small, please?"
you smile, handing the tickets to the attendant at the ticket booth. now gaining access into the park, satoru snatches your bag and carries it for himself as he proudly shows you off on his arm.
first up, your favorite attraction, the wave pool.
"ugh! everyone puts their towels on the seats and its impossible to find another one." you grumble, walking around on the hot pavement to find an empty lounge chair by the pool. "ooh, they're leaving." a small family packs their stuff and walks away from a single empty chair. you practically run towards it, buzzing with excitement to spend time with satoru in the wave pool.
satoru trails along behind you, idly waiting along to finally see the bikini you bought for him, (in your words).
"well, baby. i'm not waiting all day. come on, show me." he whines softly. "please." through his circular sunglasses, he glances up at you. he looks so cute with his chin on your shoulder, like a little puppy.
you grin, laughing as you pull off your coverup.
his eyes widen, taking in the sight of your statuesque figure, with your glimmering tan skin. oh, he can't wait to see you even more tan than this. "sweetheart, you look so hot. absolutely divine."
"you like?" you giggle, at his sweet comments. you give him a 360, striking a pose or two. "come on. lets put on sunscreen."
as a skincare fiend, you were obsessed with taking care of your skin. and knowing satoru has fair skin, which is more subject to sunburns, you bought the strongest one you could find.
satoru swears he's not normally like this, but with you squirting a dollop of sunscreen on your palms, slathering it up, and starting with rubbing it over your legs, he can't help but feel his swim trunks tighten. fuck, you're just so arousing, his mind can't help but go wild at the thoughts of spurts of his cum against your sweet, tanned skin. how it would look if your tits were marked up from his teeth. god, he might as well cream his pants now.
you hand the bottle of sunscreen to him. "sato, baby, please? just spread it over my back." you present your back to him, the strings holding your little getup seeming so fragile. and what if he accidentally (untied) brushed over the strings?
he bites away at the temptation, focusing on just applying the damn sunscreen. you stifle a giggle, already knowing his little dilemma. you just need to tease him a bit.
once you both applied sunscreen, you excitedly drag him to the wave pool. "its really fun." you say, "its better when you jump over the waves."
he's barely even listening to your spiel, just aching to get rid of his... problem. and he can't fuck you in such a place, a waterpark? where would you two even sneak off to fuck? the parking lot was crowded, anyone could tell if it was in the car. virtually everywhere was congested with kids screaming around or teenagers lining up for the tall waterslides.
the cool water feels artic on his skin, refreshing from the blazing heat downing upon him.
"its so cold!" you yelp, jumping away from the water.
your breasts slightly bounce as you do so, and satoru is very shamelessly ogling at you. fuck.
"pleasee, come here? warm me up." you ask him with your best puppy dog eyes, lips forming into a small pout to sell the deal a bit more.
satoru laughs, pushing his sordid thoughts away for now, to pull you into the pool.
"satoru!" you yell, as you fell on your ass, the icy water sharp on your skin. "you fucker!" you whine, before pulling him down into the water.
"hey!" he gasps, shivering from the sudden cold.
"you deserved it!" you defend yourself, giggling as he rolls over onto you and places a kiss on your soft lips.
"lets go. see? there's a wave coming." he smiles, as you two tread a bit further down the wave pool.
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you two have your fun at the wave pool, taking a seat together on your beach chair.
"satoruuu." you kiss his cheek. "lets buy ice cream."
"didn't you complain the entire time the water was too cold? and now you want ice cream?" he snickers, pulling out his wallet and handing you his card. "get me a chocolate cone?"
"well, yeah, but i really want a popsicle right now." you smile, plucking the card from his fingertips. "thanks, baby. whatever you want."
he grins to himself as he very shamelessly ogles at you as you walk to the nearby ice cream stand. your plump little butt just looked so beguiling, he just can't believe he's the only one who can tap your ass. god, he desperately needed to take care of his ...predicament.
you excitedly walk over to satoru, handing him his chocolate waffle cone, the ice cream already dripping from your fingers. "here you go, darling." you beam.
"thanks, princess." he kissed your cheek as you sit beside him. you smile, slowly licking off the chocolate drips off your fingers. its like you're doing this on purpose, the way you lick the dripping strawberry popsicle.
"so yummy." your words are so tantalizing, he's completely wrapped around your finger.
"fuck, sweetheart." he groans, grabbing your wrist. he pulls you in, whispering in your ear, "baby, please, lets just sneak off to somewhere private. i can't deal with this the entire day."
his boner, under his trunks, pokes at your side. you kiss your teeth, a bit disappointed. "thought you would last longer." you jive. "couldn't handle all the teasing? we didn't even go on any waterslides." you whisper, beaming up at him.
his eyes widen slightly, before narrowing them. his surprised expression is now gone, replaced with a sly little grin. "oh, you minx. you're coming with me and sucking me off. now."
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you were always so bratty, and now you're all angelic and so good. sweet, pulchritudinous girl, on your knees so quickly.
"fuck, darling." he lets out a low groan as you pull down his trunks.
"shh. be quiet!" you whisper. you two were behind a plastic volcano prop for one of the attractions, the best hiding spot you could find. there was shade, and nobody was coming around this area.
in front of your face was his (really fucking long) dick. every vein and every curve just seemed so perfect. his pretty pink tip was already leaking. "satoru..." you shift a bit, to be more comfortable on the concrete floor.
"go on, baby. you can take it, can't you?" he grins, adjusting his sunglasses, and threading his nimble fingers in your hair. "come on, sweet girl. isn't this better than sucking that popsicle?"
"no, baby. your dick doesn't taste like strawberries." you wrinkle your nose, giggling. your breath directly hits his cock, twitching at the simplest movement.
"don't be such a brat, princess." he tugs on your hair harder. "suck."
you tug out your bottom lip, before pressing a soft kiss on his tip, a pearl of his precum collects on the tip of your tongue. you were so sloppy, the way you were suckling at his slit.
"fuck, sweetheart. jus' like that." he groans, guiding your mouth up and down on his dick.
you know just how to suck him off, being sloppy yet careful. slowly, you take him in your mouth, being mindful of your teeth. your dexterous fingers cup his balls, as your tongue traces over the shape of his veins, and his tip hitting the back of your throat. his low groans sounded so sinful, if your bikini wasn't wet from the pool, its wet because of him.
he smirks, bobbing your head on his shaft. tears prick your eyes as he fucks your throat.
his head falls back on the volcano as his hips thrust into your sweet mouth, his eyes landing on the sight of you- a teary mess with her two-toned lips wrapped around the base of his cock, eyes half-lidded with lust. the way your nose brushes on his trimmed pubes, he could die a happy man like this.
when satoru cums, he practically overflows your mouth. a deafening moan follows as his cum dribbles down the corner of your mouth. "sweetheart, fuck.." he whispers, watching you swallow it all. just like a good girl.
"yummy." you grin, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand. "my popsicle was tastier, though."
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you thought you would be going to the waterpark to go on the massive waterslides and eating ice cream with satoru by the pools. never did you think you'd be getting fucked against a plastic volcano.
"satoru! baby, fuck!" you whimper, your head buried in his neck. your back was riding against the plastic prop, legs wrapped tightly around his waist. his hands were clawing into your ass, as he thrusts inside. you bit your lip to hide your moans.
he was very close to just ripping off that bikini bottom off of you, but he didn't want you parading around with your ass bare. so thong to the side it was. his breaths were haggard, just focusing on filling you up, getting closer with every jolt of his hips.
you had your beach towel draped around you both, but if anyone got too close, it would be very obvious to them what you two were doing.
even in such an uncomfortable position, with you clinging onto him, satoru wastes no time, pistoling into you like he was dying for a last gasp of air. "baby, fu-uck." you cry, nails digging into his back.
it was so messy, so desperate. you could feel your slick collect on the fabric of your bikini, as the tip of his long dick reaches the perfect spot, abusing it over and over again.
"shit, shit." his soft whines and groans are all you hear, just focused on both of you reaching an orgasm.
"sato-ru, baby, im gonna-" you bite back a loud moan, as one last thrust inside your waiting pussy sends you over the edge, spurting your liquids all over his thighs and dribbling down onto the ground.
"-cum." you finish your sentence, your breathing deep and ragged.
he finishes shortly after, fucking you through your orgasm.
he groans, almost dropping you as his cum floods your insides, shakily breathing as he presses a kiss on your cheek.
"i love seeing you like this." he whispers as he sets you on your feet, down on the ground. you quickly adjust your clothing, using your towel to wipe off the trails of cum down your thighs. "love seeing my cum on your skin." he whispers, kissing your cheek over and over again as he fixes your hair for you.
"can't believe you fucked me against a fucking plastic volcano, satoru gojo."
"oh, baby, i was about to take you in front of everyone on that little beach chair at the wave pool."
you furrow your brows, heat pooling in your core. that shouldn't sound appealing. (but it does.)
"you pervert!" you whisper-yell, smacking him with the beach towel.
"oh, sweetheart. i love that i know you so well." he says before kissing you, flashing a knowing grin as he pulls you to a more secluded spot.
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withwritersblock · 4 months ago
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Do I Wanna Know?
~Do I Wanna Know? by Arctic Monkeys~
Author's Note: welp this was a helluva lot longer and smuttier than I wanted but oopsie. Also first time publishing smut so like take it with a grain of salt. As always italics are flashbacks. lowkey may reupload without smut Summary: ig childhood enemies to lovers? Warnings: smut! smut! 18+ please do not read if uncomfortable, swearing Word Count: 10,241 Jack Hughes x fm!reader
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It was her favorite and least favorite part of the summer. It was the three weeks during the summer where her parents allowed her to have the lake house to herself. She would invite her closest friends and their boyfriends to spend each day drunk and tanning or getting a sunburn. It was supposed to be the best summer of her life.
Until the Hughes boys next door started doing the same thing, during the same three weeks. She didn’t mind at first, being a single girl, it was always nice to have some gorgeous men to admire. But her friendship, or lack of one, with Jack Hughes was always difficult to enjoy those three weeks. 
Her hatred towards Jack started when they were younger. It was the second summer that her family owned the lake house. She was twelve, and Jack was thirteen. It was innocent at the time, at least Jack thought so. He would always throw her into the lake, tease her on every single aspect of her life. 
They were sitting on the dock, swinging their legs over the edge. Y/N and her best friend, Chloe, were watching the sunset in their swimsuits. They have yet to meet the boys next door, all of them around their age. Twelve. The middle boy, seemingly the most outgoing compared to the others, began walking towards the entrance to the dock. 
“I’m Jack, those are my brothers Quinn and Lukey,” Jack points out both of the boys shyly walking behind them. 
“It’s just Luke,” the younger one peeped out. Chloe smiled towards the younger one as she slowly stood up from her seated position. Y/N tilted her head back suspiciously. Why now? Why were they suddenly interested in the two girls? 
“Chloe, this is Y/N and that’s her parents' lake house,” Chloe explained as she pointed to the incredibly big lake house. Y/N reluctantly stood up from her seated position as she awkwardly walked beside Chloe. 
“Want to go swimming with us?” Jack asked, standing point between his two brothers. Chloe smiled widely, nodding her head as she walked towards the boy.
“We should probably go ask my parents if we can, it’s getting late,” Y/N said while awkwardly crossing her arms over her body. Jack’s eyes widen, a smirk forming on his lips. Y/N dropped her gaze towards her painted toes. 
“You need to ask your parents? What are you like four years old? Come on, let’s go,” Jack teased as he began walking towards her and Chloe. Y/N lifted her gaze, furrowing her eyebrows harshly as she scanned his features. He had a wide smile on his lips as if he was up to something. 
“No, I just-they like to know where we are,” she offered, swallowing hard. He rolled his eyes as he took a hold of her waist, “What the hell?!” she shouted as he lifted her up in the air and began running off the dock. Luke, Quinn, and Chloe quickly followed them. Jack and Y/N landed hard into the lake, it was cold. 
Jack let go as they hit the water, he slowly resurfaced shaking his head. He laughed hard as Y/N resurfaced a few seconds later, a frown on her lips. 
“I don’t know you! Why did you do that?!” she shouted towards him, shoving him away from her. 
“Because it was funny,” he mumbled, a smirk on his lips as he shifted his gaze towards Quinn. He was not as amused as Jack was. Luke on the other hand was laughing up a storm as he thought it was funny as well.
“Does it look like I’m laughing?!” she groaned as she stared towards him.
“I thought it was funny,” he let out, still grinning. Chloe shyly started to laugh too as she stared towards Y/N angry expression. It was at that moment Chloe knew, a friend group was formed.
She pulled into her parking spot at the house with four of her friends squished into her small car. Chloe was in the passenger seat beside her. Her boyfriend, Jacob, was in the back beside Ollie and Melanie. She pulled her keys from her car and lifted her gaze towards the Hughes house to see a large group of guys sitting on the front steps sipping White Claws.
Her eyes landed on the boy she to this day despised. Every summer she would have to spend every day with him, every second of it she would hold a scowl to her features. She hated him, she hated that he was cocky and confident. She hated that his ego had been boosted by being drafted first overall. She hated that TikTok made him into the white boy of the year. She hated the smirk on his lips, she wanted to smack it right off.
Stepping out of the car, the boys across the house instantly hollered. One boy's voice stood out particularly as he said, “Bout damn time you showed up Sunshine!” Jack called out. 
She was sixteen now, four years deep into her hatred towards Jack Hughes. It’s been four years of constant petty arguments, the teasing, the constant feeling of wanting to punch him. She was laying on the dock, a towel beneath her frame as she laid out, feeling the heat from the sun burn her skin. 
Chloe was still asleep, as she could sleep forever if she had the chance. It was ten in the morning, the sun was already working hard. She wasn’t looking to tan, but she loved the feeling of the sun on her skin. It was too early for her parents to get out on the boat, so this was the second best option.
She heard footsteps walking towards her, a sigh fell from her lips as she slowly sat up, looking towards who was walking towards her.
Jack was shirtless, approaching her. She rolled her eyes as she laid back down, shutting her eyes. Jack smiled as he sat beside her, crossing his legs as he stared towards the lake, admiring the sun cascading over the water. 
“Hey Sunshine,” Jack let out, knowing the nickname would piss her off. He loved making her mad. Ever since that day he tossed her into the lake for the first time, it’s been his goal to make her angry. A groan fell from her lips as she covered the sun from her eyes with her hand.
“Go away,” she mumbled as she moved her hand back to her side. He smiled as he rested his elbows onto his knees. He looked back towards the lake. 
“No ones awake yet, who else am I supposed to talk to?” he asked, shifting in his spot slightly.
“That’s not my problem, go away,” she let out as she took a deep breath, her chest rising and falling. Jack glanced towards her chest, clearing his throat slightly as he dropped his gaze towards his lap. 
“But we have such great conversations, Sunshine,” he teased as he bit his bottom lip.
“Stop calling me that,” she said as she sat up on her elbows, meeting his gaze as she squinted from the sun. He smirked as he looked into her eyes. His eyes casually lowered, scanning her frame. Looking at the small beads of sweat on her skin.
“Do you want to go with me to go get breakfast for everyone, Sunshine?” he asked. She huffed, forced out a laugh.
“What makes you think I want to spend any time alone with you?” she questioned. He tilted his head to the side while running his fingers through his hair. 
“Oh, I know you do, Sunshine, you haven’t left my side since I sat down,” he teased. She rolled her eyes as she clenched her jaw. 
“You are literally the most annoying person on the planet,” she forced out as she stood up from her position, her body completely standing above him, perfectly in his line of sight. He was shamelessly admiring each curve, each gorgeous part of her. “Don’t look at me like that,” she let out as she started walking away, covering her body with the towel.
“You seriously cannot still be mad at me for shoving you into the lake that day,” he expressed as he jogged towards her, she was surprisingly fast. 
Stopping dead in her tracks she spun around, facing him. He stumbled back as he wasn’t prepared for her to stop. Her face was scrunched together as she took in a sharp breath. His eyes were staring hard at her glossed lips, craving the taste of her lips.
“Do you really think that’s why I don’t like you? Some stupid childhood argument?”
“I mean yeah, that whole year I just kept doing it,” he said, nearly proud of his behavior.  He swallowed hard as he felt his heart beat fast.
“I don’t like you because you’re cocky and rude and think you’re a god just because you’re good at hockey. You think you can do whatever you want because girls think you’re hot!” she shouted towards him, the towel becoming loose on her frame. She pulled it off, scrunching it into a ball in her hands before she slowly started walking backwards away from him. 
“Are you one of those girls?” he asked, ignoring everything else that she said. She scoffed while shaking her head. She spun around, meeting his gaze. Her jaw clenched tightly. 
“I couldn’t be less attracted to you,” she said as she scanned his features, “I don’t think losers are hot,” she expressed harshly before she walked back down the dock towards her lake house. The towel was still in her hand, giving Jack a full view of her frame. The way her hips swayed back and forth as she walked away from him. He dropped his head, taking in a deep breath.
“Wow,” he mumbled, taking in a deep breath.
She met his gaze, dramatically rolling her eyes as she continued towards the garage. Her four other friends pulled up in two other cars, nearly immediately after it began to open. The two other cars were full to the brim of luggage. 
He smiled proudly to himself as he continued watching her. Cole beside him started laughing as he stood up from his seat. “Y/N, do you guys need help bringing the luggage inside?” he shouted. Y/N’s lips curled up into a grin.
“That would be great, Cole!” she shouted back, warmly. Cole chuckled as himself and the rest of the boys jogged the short distance towards the other lake house. Jack stood up and walked towards the two cars, greeting Reagan and Harry as they climbed out of the car.
“Thought you guys couldn’t make it!” Jack said excitedly as he hugged Harry before he hugged Reagan. 
“We’re only here for the first week, but it’ll be fun!” Reagan said as she pulled away from Jack. “How’s your shoulder?” she asked as she glanced towards the small scar on his shoulder. 
“It’s good, I just have to keep up with my physical therapy while I’m here,” he said softly. Y/N watched from a distance, his tone was soft and kind. Something she’s observed over the last two years. Ever since his little brother joined the league, something about Jack’s attitude has changed. 
She swallowed hard as she walked towards the small group. She smiled towards her friends, glanced towards Jack. She quickly hugged Reagan and Harry before she opened the backseat, pulling a suitcase out. “What no hug for me, Sunshine?” he teased as he waited for his turn to take a bag. She placed the suitcase on the ground, pulling the handle up. 
“When have I ever hugged you Mr. People pay to see me play?” she said, teasing him right back. His mouth fell open, shocked as he began to chuckle. 
“You’re never going to let me live that down, are you?” he let out as he took a hold of a bright blue suitcase. She shook her head as she followed the rest of the friend group inside of her lake house. 
Usually on her first day at the house, all of her friends and herself would clean the hell out of the house. Since it has been left untouched for multiple months. She sighed as she excitedly stood in the center of the living room, already anticipating the potential events that may occur. 
She sat beside Chole as the NHL draft was beginning. It was obvious in the whole hockey world that Jack was getting drafted first overall. Despite that knowledge, he was still terrified he would fall to a lower draft ranking. But as the New Jersey Devils began to name their selection, there was no doubt in anyone's mind that it was Jack. 
As his name was called, his smile was wide. It was a genuine smile, that was never pointed towards Y/N. Her own lips curled upward as she watched him hug his brothers. His younger brother first, and then his older brother. He began walking down the aisle towards the stage.
Sure, she hated him but she’s spent every summer with him for the last six years. It was a great moment to see. She pulled her phone from her pocket, pulling up his contact.
Y/N: Congrats, hotshot, don’t let it go to your head ;)
It took several hours before Jack was able to reply. Being drafted first overall came with a lot of media. He laughed out loud as he saw the text message. 
Jack: Don’t worry Sunshine, it already has 
It took a few minutes before she replied.
Y/N: You’re going to be even more unbearable this summer aren’t you?
Jack: Are you kidding? I’m a delight
Y/N: Goodbyeee Jack
Jack: So you agree?
She watched as Luke placed her bright pink suitcase down onto the ground, it was one of two suitcases that she brought with her for the vacation. “Thanks Lukey,” she mumbled as she took a hold of it and began walking towards her bedroom. She rested it onto her bed, a small smile on her lips. She began unzipping it.
Herself and this specific group of friends already have a routine that they have. Everyone instantly unpacks and begins cleaning so they can start drinking by five. It’s worked for the last two years. She began pulling her swimsuits out first as she began to find the pairs first before she shoved them into the dresser.
Spinning around, she finds Jack leaning against the door. “Oh my god,” she let out fast. She planted a hand against her chest. He dropped his head while laughing. 
“I’m sorry,” he let out as he took a step inside of the bedroom. Glancing down towards his feet for a brief second before he awkwardly pulled up his swim trunks. “Is Parker joining you guys later tonight?” Jack asked, swallowing hard.
It was weird for her group to arrive first for the three week vacation. But it was the summer after Jack’s rookie year. So the boys were all traveling from everywhere. They were arriving later in the night. But it was nice for Y/N to enjoy several hours with Parker. Her boyfriend for the last six months. He was great, kind, too nice for his own good. 
Her friend group was all laying in the living room, tipsy already from day drinking. Reagan and Harry were asleep on top of each other on the couch. Chloe and Jacob were whispering to one another as they were switching from their heads resting on each other’s shoulders. Ollie and Melanie were gone, probably off in their bedroom together. Brandon and Sasha were in the kitchen making more drinks for themselves. Y/N was sitting in Parker’s lap as she was applying aloe to his bright red cheeks. 
“I told you to sunscreen, Baby,” she whispered as she slowly ran her fingertips along his cheeks, he winced as the gel was cold on his skin. 
“I thought I could handle it,” he whispered jokingly. She rolled her eyes playfully as she heard the front door being pulled open. She didn’t intentionally forget to tell Parker about the pack of boys that would be joining them in the summer. It was so normal for the six of the guys to be next door that she forgot it may not be for Parker. He furrowed his eyebrows, taking a grip of her thighs protectively as he watched all six of the guys enter the house.
“Sunshine! Why are you guys not on the boat drunk already! You know that’s how this works!” Jack shouted. He stopped short seeing Y/N sitting in Parker’s lap. His eyes widened slightly as he scanned the sleepy couples around them all. “You guys pregame too hard?” he further pressed.
“Who’s this guy?” Parker asked, delicately shoving Y/N off of his lap. She plopped down beside him, resting her hand onto his thigh. 
“Jack, Quinn, Luke, Trevor, Cole, and Dylan,” she said quietly as she pointed to each boy. Jack smirked as he met Parker’s gaze. “Boys, this is Parker, my boyfriend,” she said as she slowly stood up, suddenly self conscious of the bikini covering her frame. Parker stood up and rested a protective hand on her hip.
Quinn shoves past Jack, becoming front and center, “Nice to meet you, man. The house next door is ours, and those three are our friends,” Quinn explained, at first pointing to himself and his brothers before he pointed to their friends. Parker nodded slightly, looking back towards Jack before he shook Quinn’s hand. 
“So you all will be here for the whole time we’re here?” Parker asked. Quinn nodded. “Great,” Parker expressed sarcastically as he forced a smile onto his lips. “Let’s get to drinking again, shall we Babe?” he asked as he forced his gaze towards Y/N. She forced a smile on her lips as she nodded towards him.
~~~
She was laying on the beanbag in the basement of the Hughes lake house. Parker was playing pool with a few of the other boys. Y/N was drunk as she was scrolling through her Instagram feed for the fifteenth time that night as she kept seeing the same pictures over and over again. 
Jack was not in the current game as he sat down beside Y/N. She groaned as she dropped her phone beside her head, “What, Hotshot?” she questioned as she shifted her drunken gaze towards him. He smirked as he took a deep breath. 
“I’m a washed up draft pick remember?” he said as he brought the beer bottle towards his lips. “Not a hotshot anymore,” he mumbled. She gasped drunkenly as she smacked her hand against his thigh. It was barely a tap but his attention fully switched over to Y/N.
“Don’t say that,” she scolded as she sat up. Her eyes widened as she blinked slowly, trying to regain her balance. Despite her not even moving in the process. 
“It’s a transition into the b-best league in the world, Jack, you’re a kid playin’ against like-what- thirty year olds? You’re still a hotshot, Hotshot. You’ll f-find your way back,” she explained. Jack smiled as he met her gaze. His lips fell into a pout as he admired her eyes. 
“I think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me, Y/N,” he mumbled, a genuine soft smile formed on his lips as he scooted towards her subconsciously.
“What, no Sunshine?” she asked, as she scanned his features. Was he always this pretty? She found herself thinking. 
“You miss it?” he teased. She laughed while she leaned back into the beanbag. 
“A little,” she mumbled. He laughed as he shook his head. Parker watched the interaction from afar, Jack met Parker’s gaze. He cleared his throat as he shifted his gaze back down towards his lap.
Parker leaned down and hit the 8-ball into the pocket he needed to, ending the game. The boys cheer. “Y/N’s falling asleep over there, I’m gonna take her to bed,” he mumbled, politely smiling towards the small group of guys. He walked towards Jack and Y/N.
Without looking towards Jack, he reached down, taking a hold of Y/N’s waist, “Come on, beautiful, let’s get you to bed,” he whispered. She hummed as she rested her head onto his shoulder as she wrapped her legs around his waist. Parker took a hold of her thighs as he carried her up the stairs out of the Hughes’s basement. 
Jack watched as the pair left the basement, he leaned his head against the beanbag as he began peeling at the wet label of the beer in his hand. His heart fluttered as the words Y/N said circled his mind. He’s heard those words a thousand times but something about it coming from her felt different. She hated him and he knew that but she still felt that he could be a success. He sighed as the boys shouted towards him to join in on the next round.
“We broke up a few months ago,” she let out sadly as she opened the drawer as she tossed her bikinis inside. His eyes widened. 
“Oh man, I’m sorry, Sunshine. You guys were good together,” he mumbled as he crossed his arms over his chest.
“It’s weird not having him here. It was the new normal, you know?” she explained, her voice cracking in the process. He nodded, crossing his arms over his chest. If he was being honest, he wished he hated the guy but he was impossible to hate. He was genuinely the nicest guy he’s ever met. He was convinced they were going to end up married. “Our lives just went separate ways, that’s all.” She said not-so-convincingly
“Yeah, I’m sorry,” he let out while he smiled sadly. 
“Yeah me too, I have to hang out with you six for the whole three weeks. I’m not third wheeling any of them,” she lightened the subject. He barked out a laugh. 
“It is not that bad, Y/N,” he mumbled as Trevor stepped into the bedroom.
“Harry said you and Parks broke up?” Trevor asked, shocked to say the least. She simply nodded. “Damn, I’m sorry, Y/N. He was awesome,” Trevor mumbled before he walked out of the room. 
She scoffed, a laugh leaving her throat. Jack furrowed his eyebrows as he stepped towards her, kicking the door shut with his foot, “What really happened with you two?” Jack asked in a hushed tone.
She laughed dryly as she wiped a sudden tear on her cheek, “Like I would tell you, Jack,” she muttered as she shook her head. 
He clenched his jaw as he rolled his eyes. “Come on, Y/N, didn’t we bury this years ago?” 
“I have been nothing but nice to you all summer and you still treat me like I’m an asshole!” Jack shouted as he tossed his hands to the side, “I’ve apologized for every dumbass thing I’ve done over the years, but you still treat me like dirt, Sunshine!” 
“See that! That right there is why I am still pissed at you and I still don’t like you! You act like years of teasing and making fun of me will just go away because you apologized!” She took a small step towards him. He took in a shaky breath as he scanned her fuming features. “An-And stop calling me Sunshine! I know it’s because you think I’m a buzzkill! It’s not funny, it’s not cute! I’m over it!” 
“What do you want me to do?! If endless apologizes won’t help you like me then what would you like me to do then?! I can get on my knees-” he spoke, getting on his knees, “I’ll beg! I’ll do whatever you want, Sun-Y/N,” 
“Get up! Why do you want me to like you so much? We’ve spent nine years hating each other. Why do we need to start being friends?” she let out, staring down towards him. His eyes were soft yet, the smirk on his lips was full of anger. He stood up, meeting her gaze, they were standing near inches away from one another.
“I never hated you, Y/N. That was all you. I like making you mad. You’re really hot when you yell at me. What can I say?” he mumbled, a dry laugh leaving his lips. He took a step back. His eyes widened slightly as he finally processed the words that left his lips. He took a shaky breath as he looked deeply into her eyes. “I think-” he took a deep breath, “I think you like it when I piss you off, Sunshine, you get all hot and bothered with it too,” 
She felt like her heart was beating so hard it would break out of her chest. “I don’t-get hot and bothered with it. I get angry. You are the most infuriating person I have ever met!” she expressed, her gaze slowly dipping down to his lips. He was right, he did make her entire body hot and needy for his touch.
“You are the most exhausting person I have ever met,” he let out, his gaze on her lips too. 
“You better start liking me before you cheat on your boyfriend with me. I really like the guy. I don’t want to do that to him,” he rested his hand onto her hip, gripping it somewhat tightly. “You can’t pretend you don’t like the way I make you feel,” he whispered into her ear before he began walking away.
“I don’t! I would never cheat on Parker. Let alone cheat on him with you!” she shouted out. She was grateful that everyone had gone grocery shopping, leaving the pair alone. Jack and Y/N were the only ones still asleep when everyone else left.
“Then you better start liking me because the longer you hate me the more you want me,” he let out, winking before he walked out of her living room. She scoffed as she stared towards the door that he walked out of.
He was right. Damnit, he was right.
“Barely, that was like our worst argument ever,” she expressed, a chuckle leaving her lips. She sat on the end of her bed, leaning slightly into her suitcase. Jack followed in pursuit, sitting beside her. Their knees were touching. 
“You stopped hating me, so it worked,” he whispered. She turned her head, met his gaze, smiling softly. 
“I still don’t like you,” she countered, raising her eyebrows. He rolled his eyes playfully.
“What happened with Parks?” he switched the subject, his tone genuine as he pressed his lips together. She continued looking into his eyes, he was being kind. 
Sure, she hasn’t fully hated him in years. But she still didn’t want to be comforted by him, he was the last person who she would go to about things. She took a deep breath as she brushed a few pieces of hair away from her face. 
“I found out he had another girlfriend,” she mumbled. Jack’s eyes widened as his mouth fell open. “His work trips were really trips to go visit her,”
“That fucking dick,” Jack let out while shaking his head.
“I’m just glad I never followed through moving in with him,” she let out as she turned her gaze towards her hands. Her freshly manicured hands for the vacation. They were red. 
“Here I was thinking you two would end up engaged soon. Idiot,” he said while he took a deep breath. She rolled her eyes as she laughed. “I’m serious, I swore you two were end game,” he expressed. She stood up, a small smirk on her lips as she pulled the door open. She leaned her head against the door as she stared towards Jack. 
“Can you leave my room so I can unpack and clean, please?” He stared towards her suspiciously before he began walking out of the door. Stopping short, only a few inches away from her face. “I’ll see you later, Hotshot,” she mumbled. He rolled his eyes playfully before he walked out of the room, leaving her alone.
~~~
It had been several hours since the house was cleaned, it was well into the night. Everyone was sitting together around the fire pit. Quinn was in charge of the fire. Y/N sat alone, on the blanket she had set up for herself. She sat with her legs crossed as she sipped on the seltzer Quinn had bought the group.
It was definitely the most lonely she has felt in months. Watching each of her closest friends sit together close and coupley. She missed that feeling, but the memories were tampered with the knowledge that it was all a lie. She pouted as she stared towards the orange glow. 
“Sunshine, you gonna share or am I gonna have to get my ass wet on the grass?” Jack asked as he returned with a beer bottle in his hand as Cole was walking towards his usual seat. She rolled her eyes as she scooted away from the center of the blanket to allow him to sit down beside her. He grunted as he scooted closer to her, their shoulders bumping into one another. 
He leaned his head towards her, his lips nearly touching her ear, “You feeling better?” his voice sent shivers down her spine. She tilted her head, meeting his gaze. Their lips are only a few inches apart. She simply nodded. He hummed as he pulled his head back. 
“What’s so secretive?” Trevor teased as he leaned his elbows onto his thighs. His voice grasped the attention of everyone surrounding the firepit. Jack glanced towards Y/N before he shifted his gaze towards Trevor. 
She took a deep breath as she forced a smile onto her face. Tilting her head to the side, “You know how you guys think Parker is this amazing guy?” she began, she was drunk; probably the most drunk she’s been at the lake house in years. The boys all collectively shared awkward glances. “He had another girlfriend! He was fully dating someone else the entire relationship, but he had a problem with Jack and I!” she barked out a laugh.
Jack shifted his gaze towards Y/N, his face full of confusion. She rolled her eyes as she took a shaky breath. “He thought that I was cheating on him with Jack!” 
“Like we would have sex,” she said while pointing between herself and Jack. Her laughter soon stopped with the memory of their last argument floating through her mind. “But nope, he was so self-conscious because he was the one cheating. So Trevor, that’s what’s so secretive,” 
“He thought we were having sex?” Jack asked quietly. She turned her head to meet Jack’s gaze. She simply nodded. “Wow,” he mumbled as he dropped his head, staring towards his beer. 
Chloe stood up from her seat as she handed her drink towards her boyfriend. “Y/N, let’s get you to bed,” she mumbled.
“Why? Because I told everyone the truth? I’m sorry if that disappoints you all. I know you all think he was so awesome,” she let out while her eyes were filled with tears. 
“Y/N, come on,” Chloe mumbled, gripping Y/N’s arm and lifting her up from the ground. She didn’t protest as she followed Chloe towards the house. 
Everyone stayed silent for a moment, processing that someone they thought was their friend could be lying for so many years. Jack kept replaying the part where she had said that Parker thought they were having sex. Was it that obvious that he liked her? Maybe I had feelings for her?
“Why would Parker think you two were having sex?” Ollie asked. Jack lifted his head, pouted his lips as he shook his head slightly. Cole chuckled as he rolled his eyes.
“Jack has had the hots for Y/N since he was twelve,” Cole let out, he was drunk as well. His filter was long gone. Jack’s eyes widened as he shifted his gaze towards Cole.
“Thanks for that,” he said through gritted teeth. 
“You’re welcome,” Cole said, completely missing the sarcasm.
Jack rolled his eyes as he took in a sharp breath. “I never acted on anything. I mean she’s spent most of the time I’ve known her hating me,” he explained while shrugging his shoulders.
“Yeah and you liked pissing her off because it turned you on,” Cole continued, clearly needing to go to bed himself.
“Alright! Cole, maybe you should head to bed too!” Jack silenced him as he swallowed hard, shyly looking towards the crowd of couples to his left. 
Cole nodded, standing up. He stumbled slightly as Trevor took a hold of his shoulders, guiding him towards the Hughes house. Jack clenched his jaw as he stared towards the bottle for a second before he brought it towards his lips, chugging the rest of his beer.
“I’m never telling him anything ever again,” he mumbled as he dropped the beer bottle to his side. He met Harry’s gaze, suddenly feeling the need to defend himself. 
“I don’t know why, I just liked making her mad. We got into it-argued- a few years ago and that was the last time we really went at each other’s throats. We’ve been friends since?” he explained. “I mean I wouldn’t help someone cheat on their boyfriend. Even if I knew Parker was a dick,” 
Harry furrowed his eyebrows as he crossed his arms over his chest. “Alright, I wasn’t going to say anything but Reagan and I heard that argument. We thought this whole time you two were secretly having sex,” Harry explained. Jack’s eyes widened.
“You what?!” Jack let out loudly. Everyone else besides Harry and Reagan began dispersing away from the firepit, all of them heading towards the Hughes house. Despite half of them that sleep at Y/N’s. “Did you tell Parker that?!” Jack asked.
Harry clenched his jaw as he nodded his head. Jack scoffed while rolling his eyes. “I mean you told her to stop hating you before you two have sex!” he let out a chuckle, “I mean, we thought she still hated you-”
“So you made an assumption and probably ruined their entire relationship. That’s fucking awesome of you, Harry,” Jack stood up, getting ready to walk towards his house.
“You fucking ruined it man, you clearly have feelings for her!”
“I think she’s attractive, that’s fucking different! Why would I have feelings for someone that hated me!?” he stood up shouting again. 
“Cole said you’ve had feelings for her since you were twelve!” Harry shouted back.
“First off, Cole’s drunk barely knows what he’s saying. Second off he said I had the hots for her. Two very fucking different things!” Jack defended. He took a deep breath, meeting Harry’s gaze. “And if I did have feelings for her, I would treat her a hell of a lot better than how Parker treated her. Even if she hated me first,” he said simply before he started walking away towards his house. 
After a few seconds he stopped short, spinning around to meet Harry’s gaze. His anger and frustration quickly dissipated. He took a deep breath. “Y/N didn’t cheat on Parker with me. I only said that to rile her up. I never brought it up again.” he met Harry’s gaze. “You only did what you thought you had to do and I get that, I just-I don’t have feelings for her. I’m sorry for getting pissed at you. I’m drunk and I get snappy when I’m tired.” 
Reagan tapped Harry’s arm encouragingly. “I’m-I’m sorry too. I just Y/N’s practically my sister and Parks and I got close over the years. I didn’t like seeing anyone get hurt, I should’ve asked you two about it before I went and told Parks,” he explained. Jack simply nodded before he left to walk towards his house.
Reagan took a deep breath, “How do you boys just scream at one another and then apologize and get over a minute later? How is that even possible?” 
Harry laughed while shaking his head, “I don’t know, it just happens,” he mumbled.
~~~
Jack jolted awake, his breathing heavy as he shook his head. His dream from last night flashed in his mind for a moment. A scene of Y/N sprawled out on his mattress, completely naked awaiting for him to lean down and kiss her lips. That damn pout was on her lips as she looked towards him desperately. He shut his eyes, feeling his boxers tighten as the dream continued to replay in his mind. 
“Fuck,” he mumbled as he stood up, forcing himself to try and occupy his mind with something else. Except he turned around to see his mattress. The vision of Y/N on his mattresses plastered in front of him, she was stunning and desperate in his dream, he wanted to see it in real time. He wanted to be with her. He clenched his jaw as he walked towards his bathroom. Needing to shower away his thoughts. 
He stood underneath the hot water, staring down towards his erection, mad that his thoughts were sending him there. It’s been years since he thought that way about her, he thought he was finally over it. But she was single again. Maybe even a little desperate. Or he was the desperate one. 
Maybe he needed to have sex with her once, maybe it’ll be a one time thing. One and done, get her out of his system. He sighed as he finished his shower, still half-hard as he pulled on his swim trunks. 
He jogged down the steps to the voices of everyone else in the house awake. The air was tense as Jack entered the living room. The rest of the boys were awake, sitting and chatting. They all shifted their gaze towards Jack. “Harry and I already apologized and are over it, alright?” Jack rasped out as he stumbled towards the coffee maker.
“I’m sorry for my drunk ass,” Cole rasped out, his eyes barely open. He was very hungover. “I gotta learn to shut the fuck up,”
“Yeah you do, but it’s fine. I just hope Y/N’s alright,” he mumbled as he waited for the Kurig to pour him his cup. He spun around, rubbing his hand across his face. The boys shared knowing glances again. “What?” Jack asked, his voice cracking slightly. 
“So Caufield’s right? You have feelings for her?” Luke asked, crossing his arms over his chest. Jack took a deep breath.
“I think she’s hot, I don’t have feelings for her,” he clarified as he pulled the mug from the coffee maker, taking a small sip. His hangover, disappearing nearly instantly. Jack rolled his shoulder back, groaning slightly. 
~
It was a handful of hours later and any tension between the group dissipated within a few minutes. They were all laughing and smiling together again on the boat. Y/N’s family has a slightly bigger boat that fits everyone. The Hughes’s boat is much smaller. Y/N was sitting beside Chloe as she was talking about something that was going on with her new school district that she was working for.
Jack was sitting beside Quinn, subtly looking towards Y/N every chance he could. “Are you sure?” Quinn asked Jack. At first, Jack didn’t hear him as he continued glancing towards Y/N. “Jack, are you sure?” he let out again. 
Jack shifted his gaze towards Quinn, “Sure about what?” he asked as he reluctantly glanced back towards Y/N.
“If you look towards Y/N one more time I think you might burn a hole into her forehead,” he teased. Jack smacked his arm as he dropped his gaze towards his lap. 
“Shut up,” Jack mumbled as he stared towards his hands. Quinn had stopped the boat at the center of the lake, spinning around to face everyone.
“Who wants to go swimming?” he asked. The boys nearly instantly jumped into the lake without hesitation. Quinn slowly pulled his t-shirt from his frame, dropping it to his side before he jumped into the water, landing near Dylan. Jack stood at the opposite end of the boat, watching Y/N and the other girls slowly get ready to climb into the water. Reagan and Chloe were the first to jump into the water. 
“Jack don’t you fucking think about it-” she expressed, pointing a finger towards him but it was too late he was already making a beeline towards her. “Jack!” she shouted as he took a hold of her legs, tossing over his shoulder before he jumped into the lake, tossing her in with him.
He soon resurfaced, shaking his head of the water. She slowly resurfaced after him, pouting her lips as she splashed him. “I was going to jump in, asshole!” she said, teasingly. He smirked as he began to splash her back. 
“Are you cheating on me?” Parker asked out of nowhere. Y/N was mid bite of her sandwich when he asked. She stared towards him blankly as she chewed quickly. Swallowing hard, she rested her sandwich down onto the plate while she stood up. 
“No, why would you think that?” she asked while shaking her head. Her heart was pounding hard against her chest. Almost as if she was guilty. But she wasn’t. The only thing she was guilty of was sex dreams with other people. Mainly just Jack. 
She hasn’t seen him in six months and on and off she would have a very hot and heavy dream where they would be having sex. Anywhere and everywhere they could between their lake houses.
“Are you and Jack having sex? I can’t stop this nagging idea that every time we go to the lakehouse you are sleeping with him!” he shouted. His voice was much louder than it was before. She scoffed, her lips curling up in a smile. Her fantasies were the furthest she would consider going with Jack Hughes. 
“That’s fucking crazy! I don’t like him! Why would I ever consider having sex with him?” she let out, still laughing.
“Why are you laughing?!” he asked.
“Because it is ridiculous to me that you would believe that Jack, who lives in New Jersey, and I are having sex!”
~Three Days Later~
The group was starting to disperse back to their respective rooms. It was well past two in the morning, everyone was drunk and stumbling. Except Jack and Y/N. They were tipsy, but more sober than their friends. Y/N walked a handful of her friends back towards her house, watching each of them enter their rooms. She stood still in the living room letting her tipsy mind wander.
Which led to her feet wandering. 
She stepped outside, the chill of the night air hit her skin creating goosebumps all over her skin. 
She walked towards the backdoor of the Hughes house as she met Jack’s gaze through the glass door. 
He bit his bottom lip as he pulled the door open. 
“It’s late, Sunshine,” he mumbled as he pulled his lips between his teeth, running his tongue along his lips. She scanned his features, his eyes darkened as he scanned her frame. It was only covered by a thin black bikini. She stepped towards him, gently resting her hand onto his bare chest. He took small steps backwards.
“I know,” she mumbled, her gaze only on his lips. They would drift towards his eyes, every few seconds. But she was so focused on his lips. 
“Nothing good happens after two AM, that’s that stupid rule you follow from that show you like,” he could hear his heartbeat. He knew what she wanted, he knew what he wanted. But what if the others find out?
“It’s from How I Met Your Mother and it’s not stupid,” she muttered as her hands started trailing his body, feeling his skin rise in goosebumps under her touch. Her eyes drifted down towards his body, his tanned frame was hard to not admire. Her fingertips grazed the small bump of a scar line from his surgery he had. He looked over her features, she wasn’t thinking straight. She couldn’t have been.
“You’re drunk, Y/N,” he let out, feeling his body grow tense under her touch. His lips were starting to tingle from anticipation. 
“I’ve had two shots and a beer, Jack, I’m not drunk,” she lifted her head slightly. Meeting his eye. 
He took in a shaky breath as he took both of his hands and took a hold of her cheeks. He pulled her towards him, slamming his lips against hers as if a bomb would go off if he didn’t. She moaned against his lips as she rested her hands onto his chest muscles. Their tongues connected. His hands slowly glid from her cheeks down towards her neck, one hand ran through her hair as his other kept a soft hold of her neck. 
His thumb caressed the side of her neck slowly before he pulled away. “What-” she trailed off as he leaned down and took a hold of her thighs, lifting her up from the ground, tossing her onto his shoulder. “Jack what are you doing?” she asked as she rested her hands onto the center of his back as she was being carried upstairs. 
“Hold on-” he mumbled as he turned the corner towards his room. A room she has only seen a handful of times. He not so gently laid her down onto the bed, his eyes lit up at the sight of her on his bed. His nights have been filled with dreams of her laying exactly like that. With him hovering above her. She took in a deep shaky breath as he smiled towards him, she inched back slightly, trying to give them more room.
Jack shut the door and quickly locked it. He quickly climbed on top of her, supporting himself with his good arm. His other arm quickly took a hold of her thigh, putting their bodies closer together.
Immediately his lips pressed hard against hers as his grip on her thigh tightened. She moaned against his mouth as she ran her fingers through the ends of his growing hair. 
His breathing quickened as he slowly pulled his lips away from hers as he slowly pressed his lips against her jaw. Tilting her head back, her entire neck and chest was in view. She was breathing hard as she continued running her fingers through the ends of his hair, tugging slightly. His lips trailed down her neck, not leaving a mark on her skin. He knows he wouldn’t hear the end of it if he did. 
Her back arched, as he slowly glided his fingertips towards the small clip of her bikini on her back. He looked up towards her, pleading that she allow him to see her. She lowered her gaze, meeting his desperate gaze. All she could muster up was a nod as he quickly unclipped the top. With her assistance the top came off. He tilted back slightly, taking in her boobs. 
She suddenly felt shy, no man, not even Parker, admired her like this. Jack soon leaned towards her, connecting their lips once more, “You’re so beautiful,” he mumbled against her lips. She didn’t reply, only started letting her own hands wander towards his swim trunks. 
He pulled away from her lips as he began kissing and running his tongue along her skin once more. She was breathing heavily as his tongue and lips connected with her boob. She took in a sharp breath as she tilted her head back. His other hand began massaging the other one, as he took in every single breath and small utter leaving her lips. He continued lower for only a few seconds before he pulled away.
He climbed up, meeting her gaze as he slowly leaned down and kissed her lips, less urgently. More sensually as her hands slowly toyed with the waistband of his swim trunks. 
He hummed as he slowly lowered his lips again, kissing and sucking the skin right below her collarbone. He was convinced that she had a swimsuit that covered it. He thought the longer his lips remained at that certain spot, creating a red jagged bruise, she would tell him to stop but he continued. 
Once he was satisfied he stood up from the bed, smirking towards her. He pulled off his swim trunks, revealing himself to her. Her eyes widened as she smirked towards him. He winked towards her as he slowly walked towards her, taking a hold of her swim bottoms. He met her gaze briefly before he slowly began to pull the bottoms off of her frame. Slowly revealing herself to him. 
His fantasy was in front of him, she was laying completely naked, desperately looking towards him for more. He’s never made it past this part, never made farther in his dreams. But here he was, climbing on top of her as he kissed her lips urgently. His free hand slowly wandered down towards her clit. 
He slowly began running small tight circles, she moaned against his lips as she tilted her head back. “Shh,” he pointed towards the wall, warning her that Trevor’s room was right beside them. She nodded absentmindedly as she pulled his head towards her again, connecting their lips. 
He pulled away again, a whine left her lips. “I think you’re gonna like this a lot better, Sunshine,” he whispered before he slowly climbed down her frame. He took a hold of her thighs, spreading them apart, getting a look of how wet she was for him. 
He leaned towards her, slowly running his thumb along her clit, hearing her squirm at his touch. He smiled before he leaned towards her. His tongue slowly circled her center. A breathy moan left her lips as she gripped the pillow behind her. After a few seconds, he took her clit in his mouth.
“Oh my god,” she let out as she tilted her head back. He hummed against her body, sending an electric set of shivers through her body. Her legs tensed around his head as he slowly pulled away from her, he pressed sloppy but delicately kissed from her center, into her inner thigh before he climbed up her frame, kissing her jawline before he connected their lips once more in a sloppy dazed state.
“J-Jack,” she let out, tilting her head back, her breathing strained as her lips were swollen. He smirked as he met her gaze. 
He took a hold of his hard on and ran his hand up and down it a few times before he slowly leaned down, aligning himself with her center. He slowly pushed inside, he glanced towards her watching her tilt her head back. He thrusted a few times before he leaned down, taking a hold of her thigh. 
He pressed his lips against hers as he thrusted hard into her. She let out a breathy moan against his lips, too overwhelmed to kiss him properly. He smirked as he pressed his lips against her jaw, encouragingly. “You’re doing so good, Sunshine,” he mumbled against her ear. 
He was already feeling close to his climax as her breathy moans continued leaving her lips. Her hands found his back, digging her nails into his skin as she was nearly at her own climax. Jack slowed his pace, not wanting the moment to be over just yet, “No,” she let out barely above a whisper. 
“Sunshine, you gotta be patient,” he teased, a smirk on his lips as he took a hold of her jaw, turning her gaze towards him. “Look at me,” he mumbled before he slammed his lips against hers as he quickened his pace. He continued thrusting hard against her as she was holding her breath, trying to keep the moans inside.
“I’m gonna-” she mumbled as she tilted her head back as her release happened quickly as she tightened around him. After one more thrust he was reaching his climax. 
He let out a breathy moan as he pulled out, “Fuck,” he mumbled against her jawline. She took in a deep breath as her climax slowly ended. Her head tilted back towards him, admiring his features. The sweat formed on his forehead. She reached her hand up and brushed a few stray pieces of his hair away from his face. 
He leaned towards her, pecking her lips briefly. “Not so patient are we, Sunshine?” he teased. She rolled her eyes, smacking her hand against his arm. “It’s okay, we’ll work on it,”
He climbed away from her, taking a towel from the folded section beside his clean clothes. He sat beside her, slowly and delicately cleaning up the mess as he looked towards her, a small grin on his lips.
~~~
They didn’t talk about it afterwards. It happened, it was great and they didn’t talk about it. She kissed him one last time before she snuck out of the house and walked back to her own. She didn’t know how to feel, she couldn’t sleep. All she did was lay on her bed, staring towards the ceiling fan. She kept picturing him hovering above her, whispering things to her. His touch, his lips all over her body. 
It was around eight in the morning when she woke up. Probably only an hour of sleep under her belt. She walked towards her bathroom, looking into the mirror to see the hickeys all over her chest. He wasn’t as careful as she thought. She sighed as she walked towards the shower, turning on the hot water as she stepped inside. 
After thirty minutes, she covered her frame with a hoodie as a pair of loose shorts. She entered the living room of her lakehouse to see Ollie and Melanie sitting on the couch watching the news. She smiled towards them awkwardly as she sauntered towards the kitchen. 
Jack stepped out of his shower and smiled to himself as he met his own gaze in the mirror. He was still trying to process the events of last night. It was as if it was a dream, but it was far from it. He simply put on a pair of shorts as he climbed down the steps towards the living room, the grin on his lips not dissipating. 
He lifted his head to see Trevor and Cole sitting on the couch watching Friends. Jack ignored them as he beelined towards the coffee pot. His back was facing Trevor and Cole as he was adding his K-cup to the Kurig. Trevor’s eyes lit up as he barked out a laugh.
“I told you I wasn’t crazy!” Trevor laughed as he smacked his hand against Cole’s shoulder. Jack spun around, facing his friends. 
“What?” Jack asked innocently. 
“You had sex last night!” Trevor shouted. 
“What? No I didn’t, I would know if I did,” he defended badly, the smirk on his lips was evidence enough.
“So a ghost did that to your back?” Cole teased, as he pursed his lips forward.
“What?” he asked innocently again as he jogged towards the floor length mirror. He awkwardly checked his back to see long thin scratches along the top of his shoulders. A cocky grin formed on his lips. “I always forget to check that,” he mumbled, running his hand across his chin. 
“So what does this Tinder girl look like?” Cole asked. Jack shrugged.
“It’s none of your business,” Jack expressed, a grin to his lips. 
Y/N kept her mug in her lap as she watched the TV screen silently with Ollie and Melanie. Ollie was whispering to Melanie, a few snickers leaving his lips. Y/N shifted her gaze towards the pair, furrowing her eyebrows harshly. He smiled politely as he remained silent as he shifted his gaze towards the screen. 
Chloe stumbled down the steps with Jacob behind her. Y/N stayed silent, which was unusual of her. Any time she would not greet anyone, she always had something to hide. A secret circling her thoughts. Chloe stopped dead in her tracks, watching Y/N ignore her. She furrowed her eyebrows, suspiciously wandering towards Y/N. 
“Why didn’t you say hi to me?” she asked harshly. Y/N shifted her gaze towards her.
“Hi Chloe, good morning,” Y/N offered, a fake grin to her lips. Chloe peaked her head around the small hidden hickey just beneath her ear. Chloe’s eyes widened.
“You had sex last night!” she accused as she pointed a finger towards her. Y/N fought the smile forming to her lips.
“I-I did not,” she said, completely blowing her cover. Chloe widened her eyes as she raised her eyebrows. Y/N sighed, dropping her gaze towards her lap. “I might’ve had sex last night, but I don’t want to talk about it, okay?” 
“Fine, but when you do wanna talk about it. I need all the details,” Chloe expressed as she walked towards the kitchen to get herself a cup of coffee as well.
~
Somehow the secret that Y/N and Jack hooked up remained quiet. No one was plotting to figure out who the person was. Chloe had a feeling the guy Y/N hooked up with was Jack. She has always silently rooted for them to get together, but she wasn’t going to press the situation. 
Ollie, Melanie, and Harry offered to drive everyone to the Zach Bryan concert they were attending later that night. The boys were all ready. Many dressed in similar attire as the girls were still getting ready. Y/N stood in her bathroom, trying to cover up the hickeys scattered around her boobs and collarbone. A knock hit her bathroom door, she jumped nervously.
Jack slowly slipped into the bathroom. His eyes lowered towards her chest, the half covered hickeys. His eyes widened, a small chuckle leaving his throat. “Sorry,” he mumbled. She rolled her eyes playfully. 
“It’s okay, heard Cole joking about your back. Sorry,” she said, smiling towards him through the mirror. He shrugged as he stood behind her, watching her apply the makeup to her body. “I might need a new outfit, I don’t think I can cover all of these,” she let out defeatedly. 
“You’ll look beautiful in anything,” he expressed genuinely. She smiled towards him.
“You look very cute,” she mumbled towards him. 
His eyes widened, he leaned towards her, “Was that a compliment, Sunshine?” he whispered into her ear. She rolled her eyes as she leaned forward, still attempting to cover the last one beneath her collarbone. “Are we going to talk about it?” he asked. 
She sighed as she licked her lips nervously. “I don’t know if we should make it more than a one time thing, Jack. I mean you live in Jersey, I just got a new job here. It wouldn’t make sense,” she said, avoiding his gaze. He nodded. 
He cleared his throat, “Well, I’ve got to be back in Jersey by September first. Let’s do our thing, whatever that may be and have this conversation then?” he mumbled, his head rested on her shoulder. She met his gaze through the mirror for only a moment before she nodded without hesitation. He took a hold of her hips as he spun her around, leaning her back against the bathroom counter.
He leaned towards her desperately as he kissed her. She giggled while taking a hold of his cheek, pulling him away from her. “Shhh,” she forced out while laughing.
~
The concert was going as well as she could’ve expected. It was amazing, the group was amazing. Everyone was having a blast together. Something in the Orange began playing and Jack slowly walked up behind Y/N. She tilted her head back meeting his gaze, smiling up towards him. He wrapped his arms around her waist pulling her towards his chest.
They swayed back and forth, quietly singing along to the song together. Chloe, Cole, and Trevor huddled up as they watched the pair from a distance. Chloe’s jaw nearly hit the floor as she continued to stare towards them. 
“No fucking way!” Trevor shouted, he was barely audible as the concert was so loud. Cole and Trevor started shoving and directing their friends' attention towards Jack and Y/N. 
“To you, I’m just a man, to me  you’re all I am. Where the hell am I supposed to go?” Jack mumbled into her ear, kissing the skin just below it. She hummed as she tilted her head back, meeting his gaze as she pressed her lips against his. 
“Are you kidding me!” Chloe shouted as she walked towards the pair. The music slowly faded as Zach was beginning his transition into the next song. “Are you kidding me?!” she said again as she stopped beside them. “I fucking knew it! I called it!” she yelled out. 
Jack and Y/N dropped their heads as they slowly stepped apart, giggles leaving their lips. “We don’t even know what we’re doing yet! Calm down!” Y/N explained.
“Oh-oh-oh okay, I’ll calm down when you two explain when this fucking happened!”
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AMOUR ROSE | cl16
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SOCIAL MEDIA!AU charles leclerc x fem!reader (fc: pasabist on ig)
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yourusername filling up my vitamin d tank in portugal ❦
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user1 someone explain to me how this girl is dating charles ⤷ user2 she's way out of his league
charles_leclerc mon bijou (my jewel), no one compares to your beauty! ⤷ yourusername charles stop i'm already turning red
charles_leclerc i cannot believe how blessed i've been with you in my life, i'm going crazy over you ⤷ yourusername you're so overdramatic...
user3 y/n being absolutely flustered because of charles' comments is so real of her ⤷ user4 even i'm blushing because of his compliments ⤷ user5 idk if i should be jealous because she's dating charles or because he keeps being the sweetest boyfriend
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yourusername bye bye vacation ☀️
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user6 i want what they have ⤷ user7 every night i manifest this exact life
charles_leclerc mon soleil (my sun), your smile brightens up my day ⤷ yourusername careful or you'll get a sunburn ⤷ charles_leclerc i'd gratefully accept every sunburn if it means seeing your smile every day
user8 i hate charles for raising the bar so high with every comment he leaves under her posts ⤷ user9 god has his favourites and she's one of them fr
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voguesingapore Let the elegance of #Y/N enchant us all. A rising star on various social media platforms, Y/N Y/L/N has enjoyed a big following, especially on Instagram. She's currently dating Formula One driver Charles Leclerc and opens up about the life as an F1 WAG and her life in the spotlight in our September Issue 2022.
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yourusername it feels like a dream come true! i'm still speechless this is really happening... ⤷ charles_leclerc you deserve for all your dreams to come true mon amour (my love)
user10 so we're celebrating people who have achieved nothing on their own now? ⤷ user11 she had a pretty big following even before she started dating charles ⤷ user12 yeah but like.... why? just because she's pretty? ⤷ user13 that's literally how most people became influencers on social media
user14 she's so otherwordly pretty
user15 she looks so ethereal. elegance perfectly describes her
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yourusername charles loves to spoil me on my birthday even if he cannot be here right now
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user16 i need to call my therapist because i cannot anymore ⤷ user17 charles spoiling y/n and her friends because of her birthday really confirms the "if he wanted to he would" saying
charles_leclerc the pink hair is going to be the death of me mon coeur (my heart) ⤷ yourusername my face is as pink as my hair right now
user18 wow and my boyfriend couldn't even text me a "happy birthday" on my birthday morning... ⤷ user19 not everyone can be as sweet as charles leclerc
user20 she's so spoiled oml
user21 you're telling me she rather celebrates her birthday with her friends than support charles in zandvoort? ⤷ user22 some people love to hate on every little thing...
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charles_leclerc mon ange rose me rend fou... bon anniversaire ma chère (my pink angel is driving me insane... happy birthday my dear)
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user23 oh he whipped whipped
user24 charles being absolutely head over heels for y/n is what i aspire in my future relationship
yourusername you're too adorable charles, je t'aime (i love you) ⤷ charles_leclerc je t'aime davantage (i love you more) ⤷ yourusername impossible! ⤷ charles_leclerc yes possible!
user25 i need to take a break from charles' and y/n's profiles because their comments keep destoying me
user26 they made me believe in love again ⤷ user27 if they ever break up, i'll be a two times child of divorce
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Aonung x Albino reader? 🙏🙏
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Burn
Aonung x Albino! Reader
Warnings: sunburn ig?, awkward Aonung (he can't flirt to save his life this is true James Cameron told me himself), teasing as flirting, the tribe they're from is giving cult x
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"This is stupid, Vipka," you huffed, ducking under a branch as you followed your twin brother's ghostly figure closer and closer to the edge of the dark forest that your tribe inhabited.
"Don't be a wuss!" he called back, flashing you a sharp grin. "We might find something cool!"
You rolled your eyes. "Yeah, or we'll find something dangerous, get ourselves killed, and end up in the Nothing. Eywa's word is that we stay here, in the Dark, where it's safe."
Vipka rolled his eyes right back, bounding towards you, grabbing your arms and giving you a little shake. "That's what the elders say. If Eywa wanted us to stay here, she wouldn't have made me so curious about what's out there."
You gritted your teeth, but couldn't find a proper response to that beyond a muttered, "That's blasphemous." And you relented, following your stupid, reckless brother towards the edge of the forest.
Not that you were sure there even was an edge. After all, no one besides the elders actually knew. You and Vipka were only heading in the direction that the elders went in when they left the village for reasons you and Vipka weren't allowed to know.
It really could just be the forest, going on forever and ever, and you would keep going until you went crazy.
A silent prayer formed on your lips, to Eywa, who had cared for your people even after they had been foolish enough to burn their Spirit Tree down. All that was left of the centuries-old catastrophe was a charred old stump held in reverence.
Once, your uncle had whispered a story to you of tribes far away, where the sun shone brightly and their Spirit Trees grew strong, and they could even connect with their dead through the Trees themselves. It seemed fantastical to you, who had grown up knowing upon death your people would go into the Nothing and never be heard from again. Eywa's punishment for her disobedient children.
But after all... You wondered if it could be true. If you and Vipka walked far enough, would you find a tribe with no Nothing, with a Spirit Tree that grew and flourished and kept their ancestors safe?
You didn't know whether to hope so or not. Would you even be able to return home once the elders discovered yours and Vipka's disobedience? Perhaps Eywa would punish the tribe again. Maybe your family personally.
Once again you called for Vipka, but he ignored you and his pale, slender form disappeared into the trees, running now, fuelled by the adrenaline of doing something so forbidden.
Not that this was forbidden, just wandering through the Dark. But it wasn't really the Dark, anymore. The dark green of the foliage had bled away into a lighter hue, punctuated with bursts of colours. Flowers and plants and fruits that you shied away from, eyes wary as you picked your way through this new world.
You shielded your eyes against the strange light filtering through the trees, golden and hot against your skin, which was already taking on a queer pink tint that you recognised vaguely.
The elders were often this shade when they returned to the tribe. Vipka had overheard them calling it... the Burn?
You couldn't be sure, but you covered your flushed arms with your hands and kept going.
A squeal suddenly pierced the warm silence, and you froze, ears dipping and tail waving with brisk worry. "Vipka?" you called, taking a few stilted steps towards the source of the sound.
Another squeal, but definitely not Vipka. An animal of some kind. And voices. Loud, cheerful, calling to one another as they got closer, evidently following the squealing thing.
Hunters, maybe.
Not from your tribe, for sure.
You began backing up, preparing to turn and run like hell all the way back home. Vipka could keep going for all you cared, could be caught and eaten alive by the tribes beyond the Dark.
A large animal burst out of the undergrowth and you shrieked in fright, leaping back and colliding with something or someone, falling down in a jumble of arms and legs.
The animal veered away at your cry, thundering in a different direction.
"Damn!" the thing that had fallen down with you swore, shoving you off unceremoniously. "You scared it away, skxwang!"
"Fuck you!" you spluttered furiously, climbing to your feet and rubbing your lower back. You were angry. Fucking furious.
But then the strange Na'vi stood up, and you considered that it might not be a good idea to square up with him.
He was built like a tree. Broad and muscular and a weird shade of blue. Twice your size, at least. Could absolutely crush you into dust.
You didn't want to stick around and find out.
But before you could run, he grabbed your arm, pulling you back, staring at you hard with his weird pale eyes, dark curls plastered to his brow, entire body covered in sweat. "What are you?" he asked.
You shoved him in the chest, but he barely shifted, which was a solid blow to your ego. You were one of the stronger members of the tribe, and it scared you to think Na'vi of his size and strength were roaming wild out here.
Why would the elders ever come out here?
"You're one of those white Na'vi, right? From the deep forest on the other side of Awa'atlu?" he prompted, ears flattening as you kept quiet.
You stiffened. "How do you know that?"
"Your people- what do you mean, how do I know that? Your people come and talk with my dad all the time. You should probably cover up, by the way. You guys burn real easy," he added, tone almost friendly as he released your arm, seemingly realising it wasn't helping.
He knew? He knew of your people. He knew of the Dark. He knew the elders.
"But you're, like, my age," he continued, tilting his head. "I thought your people were all old and wrinkly. That's why you're white, yeah?"
You frowned. "Only the elders ever leave the Dark," you said slowly, wondering just how much you should tell this boy.
He chuckled, a surprisingly reassuring sound, even though he was holding a spear with the other hand. "What's the Dark? Is that what you call the place you're from?"
You nodded.
"So you guys don't see the sun much, huh?" he said carefully, glancing up at the blazing white spot in the sky above.
A swift shake of the head, and you didn't bother to follow his eyes. You could feel the sun well enough as is. Your skin felt flushed, hot, and it stung when you touched it.
Though the pink was a nice colour, you had to ask. "Is it poisonous?" you asked, trying to keep the distress out of your voice, running your fingers down your arm.
Another warm chuckle, and now he was looking at you with interest, which made your heart beat a little quicker. "No, you're just burning. Sunburn, you know? Cause you don't see the sun much-"
"Ever," you interjected briefly, stealing a glance above, at the great blue mass above you that went on forever, careful to keep your eyes away from the sun, though spots still danced in your eyes when you looked back at him.
He blew out a breath, curls jumping off his forehead briefly. "Okay. So you're from a freaky tribe where you've never seen the sun and live in the dark all the time, in the forest where the leaves are so thick the sun can't get through... What are you doing here? Did you run away?"
"Kind of?" you said, wondering what he was doing as he turned and scooped up a knife off the floor, then turned and started walking. Should you follow him?
"Are you coming?" he called back, gesturing for you to follow. When you caught up, he gestured for you to keep talking.
"I was following my brother Vipka. Leaving the Dark was his idea. He wanted to know where our elders go," you continued, tongue growing looser the more time you spent with this strange boy. Which might've been a bad thing. "Eywa cursed him with curiosity."
The boy nodded slowly, absorbing this. "And where's your brother now?"
"He ran ahead and I lost him," you shrugged. "But he'll turn up, either at your village or back home, if he gives up."
"I'm Aonung," the boy said briskly.
You told him your name, and he repeated it back to you carefully, grinning like it was an inside joke between you two.
"I'll take you home with me, then," Aonung shrugged. "My mother will know what to do. I- we can look after you till your elders return to my village." The tips of his ears flushed and you smiled, pleased with the sight, though you didn't know why.
"Sounds good," you hummed.
"Are all girls in your tribe as pretty as you?" he asked abruptly, looking straight forward as if scared to see your expression.
You blinked, then smiled again, wider, flushing, though you thought he probably wouldn't be able to tell since you were so 'sunburnt'. "Dunno," you chuckled. "I'll bring you home with me one day and you can see for yourself."
"I don't think they are," he said, glancing down at you and smiling, lips curling downwards.
"You haven't even seen them yet!"
"No, but I trust my gut," he said, slapping his abs with a proud look
"Oh, yeah? Was it your gut that made you run into me, too?"
"That- that was fate. Mother Eywa intended it."
"Or maybe Eywa cursed you with clumsiness. A deadly combination with how short-sighted you apparently are," you teased.
He gave you a little push, laughing. "Shut up! Why were you just standing there, is my question!"
You pushed him back, not bothering to put any effort into it, as the results remained the same and he didn't break his stride. "I've never been this far from home! I was taking in the scenery!"
"Taking in the scenery," he scoffed. "Take in this scenery." He got close to your face, which was probably meant to be intimidating but only made your ears drop bashfully, tail curling against your calf, suddenly shy as his nose almost bumped into yours.
He lingered for a moment, then seemed to realise his theatrics had gone wrong and backed up. "I mean- sorry, that came out wrong."
"No, it's okay, I like that scenery just fine too," you grinned, and he rolled his eyes in embarrassment.
"What?" you taunted, following him as he kept walking, more than happy to tease the hell out of him. "I thought you wanted me to take in the scenery!"
"Shut up."
"Make me."
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I'm patenting this tribe actually, this freaky albino tribe, because I want to write lore for it. Let me know if anyone wants to read said lore. Enjoy anon! I had fun with the world-building!
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Flower Goes Floral
Type- Fake Insta ;)
Verse- Model!Harry x Fashion Designer!Y/n
Warnings- None, just fluff <3
Description- Harry at the Brits, wearing an iconic dress suit, styled by none other than his girlfriend, Y/n.
A/n- I want to post slightly regularly this year, and because I'm busy writing a few other fics which I'm yet to finish, here's a small fake ig for y'all. Hope you like it! <3
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Y/Ig/n Harry Styles (aka my partner), wearing a custom Gucci Black Peplum Blazer and an oversized flower blazer. Both were designed and styled by me, yours one and only.
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HsFan1 I just KNOW that he was absolutely THRILLED to wear this
Masaba No lies I'd be smug too if I had designed this
↳Y/Ig/N There's no bigger fan of you than me. Thank you very much, this has altered my life.
HarryStyles Looking like a devil, aren't I?
↳HarryFan0 WHO PUT THAT IN HIS MIND ↳MitchRowland I beg your pardon, @HarryFan0. I had meant it as a joke.
Y/nFan1 Both of them ATE and left no crumbs.
Y/nFan2 Can we talk about how surreally she said 'aka my partner' in the brackets??
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HarryStyles Thank you for having me tonight, @/Brits. I had an amazing time wearing both of my outfits, styled by the icon, @Y/Ig/N.
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TaylorFan1 Alexa? Play Gorgeous by Taylor Swift.
Y/Ig/n Why, thank you, Darling.
ConanGray Please I'm ready to sell you my hair just collaborate with me too
↳Y/Ig/N What you want me to spoil the surprise, don't you? ↳ConanFan1 A Y/N AND CONAN COLLAB?!?!? WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING ON THIS OMFG I'M FREAKING OUT
KatyPerry Looking just like the charming man you always do
Y/nFan16 She really said watch my flower go floral
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Y/Ig/n Happy Valentine's Day, @HarryStyles. You truly are a devil in disguise.
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Lizzo *Heart-shaped eyes (towards the pizza)*
Y/nFan2 THEY MADE THAT CUP TOGETHER DO NO TELL ME OTHERWISE
Y/nFan5 lmaoo not her bashing him through his own comment
HarryStyles Happy Valentine's Day, lover
Y/nFan11 I love them sm it hurts ...but in like- a cool way ;)
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HarryStyles I have no idea what I would wear without you, @Y/Ig/n (and your lovely team too). Thank you for agreeing to go out for a glass of wine with me on that already industrious and bustling day. And oh, Happy Valentine's Day.
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Y/nforeva This woman never rests, does she?
GemmaStyles Exactly. Thank you for agreeing, @Y/Ig/N
Y/Ig/n Literally one of the best nights in my life.
↳HarryStyles I agree ;)
JamesCordon You two are disgustingly in love
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HarryY/nAlways Happy Valentine's Day to THE BEST COUPLE in the whole industry. (Y/n uploaded these on her ig stories with the caption 'Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips.' Exactly. A Hozier song. Goodbye.)
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Y/nFan3 She IS goofy, she just doesn't show that side of hers on the camera that often.
Anne Best Duo!
Y/nFan5 No way is gonna have a vase big enough to fit all those roses in but then again, she's THE @Y/Ig/N
HarryFan1 He is SO Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!
YourMum These two never fail to make me smile. Just imagine the sunburn on their cheeks because they are so careless and in love.
↳Y/nforeva Y/n's mum literally loves them so much, it's ADORABLE
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inscrutable-shadow · 1 month ago
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Whumptober 2024 Days 5, 24 - if i'm not back again this time tomorrow
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No. 5: SUNBURN
Healing Salve | Heatstroke | "If my pain will stretch that far." (Lottery Winners, Burning House)
No. 24: RADIATION POISONING
Collapsed Building | Equipment Failure | “I never knew daylight could be so violent.” (Florence + The Machine, No Light, No Light)
This is ieiunusverse canon, Thanatos's first time waking up after being turned. Enjoy!
contains: references to sex and intoxication, blood drinking, vampire fledgling, vampire sire, nonbinary whumper(?) (they're not really doing anything to him right now but like. you'll see ig)
also available on ao3!
Thanatos. My name is Thanatos.
The thought echoed in his head when he awoke, the only remnant of a dream he could not remember. He clung to it like a lifeline, because he couldn't remember who he was otherwise. He huddled in the corner of a dark room, alone, as far as he could tell. His head ached terribly. 
Thanatos, since that appeared to be his name, tried to cast his mind back to the night before and make some sort of determination of how he'd gotten to where he was. The effort made pain lance through his temples, and he quickly gave up the attempt. That left him clueless as to his identity or his purpose and somehow very very hungry. Gods. He'd never been so hungry in his life. And not just hunger either, a thirst so powerful a sea of wine couldn't quench it. He swallowed hard, and wrapped his arms around his groaning stomach as if that could quiet the pangs. What time was it? He really ought to be getting home…
The problem with that was that he wasn't sure where home was. He had a faint memory of a market street, an alleyway, the face of a woman, but nothing attached to them. When he looked around, the edges of the objects in the room jumped out at him in greyscale, more defined than he'd ever seen but with all the color sucked out of them. Was this awful headache doing something to his eyes? The sounds, too, so loud. People talking downstairs, birdsong, the wind through the trees, furniture creaking, all as sharp as if they were in the room with him, but he could still determine their true distance. He was so hungry.
And cold. As the sun slowly crested the horizon, it cast a narrow beam of light into the far corner of the room. Thanatos (he was still unused to the name) felt a sudden craving for it, he needed the warmth on his skin, his very bones were cold like he'd never felt before. He forced himself to his knees and crawled toward the light, stretching out his hand like a man in the desert searching for water. The instant his fingertips brushed the sunbeam, he drew back, screaming. The sunlight burned. He felt like his hand was boiling from the inside out. Retreating to the darkened corner, he curled himself into a ball, shaking and holding back tears. When the pain had receded enough for him to stop clutching his arm to his chest, he could see that the skin on his fingers was charred black. Why—?
Footsteps on the stairs. His scream had drawn someone's attention. "Oh! Look at you, what have you done to yourself. I would have been back sooner if I thought you'd be awake soon…"
Thanatos vaguely remembered this person. Nubian, most likely, and tall, with hair like a dark cloud and an inscrutable face. From last night, perhaps? He'd… had sex with them? "W-What's happening to me?"
They took his hand in both of theirs and smiled. "Hurts, doesn't it? It's all right. I can make it better. You're hungry, aren't you? I've brought something for you. Drink this, and you'll heal that right up."
They held out an amphora toward him, and expecting wine, he took it without question, putting it greedily to his lips. Instead of the sweetness of grapes, his mouth filled with salt and rust. He wanted to spit it out, but instinct took over and he gulped the whole thing down before he could force himself to stop. It tasted so good. Like nothing he recognized, but he knew the flavor all the same. "What… is this?"
"Like that?" The Nubian grinned, white teeth against dark skin, highlighted in the gloom. "It's blood. Fresh. I went out to get it for you, knew you'd be hungry. Good, isn't it? I saved you the end of my meal. Strapping young man, about your age, you should have seen him. Delicious abdominals."
Blood. Thanatos wanted to vomit, but couldn't summon the nausea. He'd just drunk down blood as if it were mother's milk. How could he do that. "Who— what am I? What are you?"
"As for who you are, I'm sure you know better than I. You had a name before, but you have a new one now, don't you?"
Thanatos swallowed hard. "I'm… Thanatos."
"Thanatos. The god of death. A bit arrogant, don't you think?" They grinned at him again. "You may call me Orôsel, of the House Iuventae. The vampire House Iuventae. You, Thanatos, are a vampire, just as I am." Thanatos's face must have shown the lack of recognition, because Orôsel frowned at him. "Nothing? Ah. This world does not yet have vampire legends. No wonder I haven't encountered many of us. If there were more, they'd know what we are. Vampires: immortal creatures of the night. Human lifeblood is our sustenance, and it grants us power beyond mortal ken. I am your sire, I chose you to receive our gift. You should be grateful."
He didn't feel grateful. "Why…?" He was cold and he wanted to go home. He realized with a start that the skin on his fingers was already regrowing.
Orôsel chuckled. "Why? Because you were beautiful. I am a slave to art, you see. Any beauty I encounter, I simply must preserve. The idea of something like you withering and dying was simply untenable to me. You have made some alterations since, but you have good taste. You've managed to highlight and preserve what was already there while minimizing unaesthetic elements, but staying true to the original spirit. Have you considered being an artist?"
"N-no…" Thanatos's head was spinning. He'd changed what he looked like? He didn't remember doing that, and his face didn't feel like it had any cosmetics on it. "I don't understand…"
"You will. Take it one day at a time. You don't have to worry about anything else, after all, your old life is over. You won't be going back to that family or that job, everything will be new. I'll teach you everything you need to know."
Thanatos couldn't respond. He felt like crying. Everything was still too loud and hurt and he was confused and scared and he wanted to go home but Orôsel was telling him he couldn't. Would he never see his mother again? He let out a hiccupping sort of sniffle, and Orôsel frowned pityingly.
"I know, it's a lot. Take some time to absorb it all. Let me know when you're hungry again, all right? We can start with the first lesson: how to hunt."
"H-hunt what?"
They grinned again, and a pair of fangs glinted in the low light. "Well, people, of course."
Thanatos shuddered and curled in on himself. He was a monster now. He'd drunk a whole amphora of blood and already his stomach was growling for more, warmer, fresher. He could never go back to the person he'd been. He could never go home. It would be like he'd never existed. He looked up, trying to wipe the tears from his eyes, at the sliver of light in the corner once again. The burnished bronze mirror near the same wall reflected back at him an empty room.
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smallmartiniolive · 1 year ago
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I really love so much that Jay and Cole fans were given NOTHING, and honestly that’s fine. I really hope the next season cuts to them enjoying life on an island paradise together and wondering if everything is this peaceful.
Jay: wow this beach is super nice I hope the others are doing ok!
The others were not okay
I want Pina Colada playing in the bg as both of them get sunburn, it’s what they deserve, or just straight kill them off and build character ig. We were given NOTHING and I adore that
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sleepyselkiesims · 3 months ago
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The Everything Challenge
I have done it!! I have listed everything you can do with packs in the sims! Behold, the everything challenge!
It starts off with a version of the Occult Baby Challenge, but now we follow the lives of each kid after the home, and they're each assigned a pack.
NOTE: This is only the packs that I have cause this is a pack for me. So uhh... yeah Ig I'm the only one that can do this challenge XD But I'd love to know if there are any activities I left out!
Without further ado...
Founder: Parenthood, Laundry day, Kids room, Get together, Backyard
Flower Bunny: Cottage living
Patchy: Outdoor retreat, Seasons
Tragic Clown: High School Years, Discover University
Father Winter: Snowy Escape
Grim Reaper: Spooky stuff, nifty knitting, tiny living, crystal creations
Island Spirit: Island living
Spellcaster: Realm of magic, Get famous
Vampire: Vampires, pets
Alien: Get to work
Mermaid: Jungle Adventure
Wishing Well: Romantic garden, my wedding stories, spa day 
Plant Sim: dine out, City living
Servo: dream home decorator
Note: The founder can be the Plant Sim and have a kid with a normal townie.
The founder does not have to give birth to the kids, but they will have to move the kids in
Bonus Rounds: 
Complete all Achievements
“Ask about Home Region” in every world (requires frequent traveler lifestyle)
General Rules:
Get to level 10 in all skills and careers
Whenever you gain a new ability from a skill or career, you’ll try it out
Attend every festival
Complete every collection
If you want to include each death type, there's my Death Legacy challenge that lists them
Recommended play-style is with aging OFF
City Living
Aspiration and traits: City Native. Unflirty
Careers: Politician, critic, social media
Skills: Singing, instruments, video gaming, painting
Collections: Posters, snow globes, stall food
Activities: 
Play on a basketball court
Use bubble bottle
Use all bubble blower flavors
Busk
Tip a golden statue until you unlock the golden outfit
Busk as a golden statue
Set off fireworks, sparklers, spinners
Use voodoo doll
Unlock all talking toilet interactions
Use vending table to sell items
Complete a wall mural and a ground
Sell a painting on a street gallery wall
Give all speech types on a podium (to be added)
Gain spice tolerance
Fight with a neighbor
Befriend your landlord
As a high-end politician, kiss a baby
Attend special invited events: circus, opera, and underground concert
Eat curry and then play basketball
Give a eulogy for a tombstone
Festivals: Romance, Geek Con, Spice, Humor and Hijinks, Flea market
Island Living
Aspiration and traits: Beach life. Child of the Island, Child of the Oceans.
Careers: Diver, fisherman, lifeguard, conservationist
Skills: Fishing
Collections: Fish, shells, underwater photos, fish, Sulani treasures
Activities: 
Build all sandcastle types
Monster stomp and restore a sandcastle
Befriend 3 dolphins (regular, Azure, albino)
Purchase all snorkling equipment
Volcanic eruption
Break apart a volcanic rock
Use powers to increase a plant’s quality
Flood the floor of a room with the pool tool
Host kava parties for all reward types
Get a suntan and sunburn
Prank a sunbather (there are at least 4 options)
Complete odd jobs
Visit the waterfall
Explore Sulani cave
Encounter a shark
Interact with seagulls
Cook on a fire pit
Use a beach kiosk
Befriend an Island spirit
Ride a jet-ski
Add all add-ons to the aqua-zip
Ride a canoe
Sing all mermaid songs
Discover mermadic kelp (fishing, diving for treasure, requesting a dolphin retrieve treasure,exploring the cave)
Blow the conch shell
Sail on a boat in another world (britechester, copperdale, mt komorebi)
Fish on a boat
Optional: Eat 2 kelp to become human
Festivals: Barbecue, potluck, bonfire, flower and music, family fun day, island celebration, fishing tournament
Cottage Living
Aspiration and traits: Country caretaker. Lactose intolerant, animal enthusiast
Careers: -
Skills: Cross-stitch, cooking, gardening
Collections: 13 animal treats, 15 errand types, 17 canning recipes, 34 fair ribbons, cross stitch patterns, 5 mushrooms, 5 oversized crops, 5 fertilizers
Activities: 
Raise a llama, a cow, a chicken, a chick
Hug all animals
Upgrade animal sheds
Leave something at Sophie the snail
Befriend a fox
Shoo away a fox, plead with fox, ask fox not to steal, 
Befriend a bird tree stump
Befriend 3 rabbits
Ask for gardening help from befriended rabbits and birds
Give and receive gifts from birds and rabbits
Sing to birds
Get smacked by Agnes Crumplebottom
Befriend or make enemies of the Crumplebottoms
Gossip at the pub
Have a fox and chicken fight
Get golden chicken and midnight chicken
Have a picnic from a picnic basket
Have a toddler and child interact with all animals
Optional: have all animal types from treats
Order a grocery delivery
Buy from Market stalls and country caretaker
Gift a canned food
Turn an oversized mushroom into a chair
Befriend the country caretaker
Dress up animals
Start a romance between residents
Eat golden and midnight eggs
Increase the quality of various items after eating the golden egg
After eating the midnight egg, evil glare at objects and another sim
Ask the golden chicken to help with gardening
Sic the evil chicken on an enemy, the grim reaper, and a fox
Play an instrument in the bramblewoods
Pick chocoberry, blueberry, and raspberry.
Hatch an egg
Let a fox steal an egg
Sic a llama on a fox
Sic a dog on a fox
Have evil chicken set fox on fire
Participate in the fairing friend tradition
Write a simple living cookbook
Set oversized crops as decorations
Buy a mystery box from the grocery stall
Travel via bus stop
Optional: get a sheepdog and garden gnome
Festivals: Finchwick fair; Chicken, Cow, Garden, Oversized Crops, Llama
Seasons
Aspiration and traits: Academic.
Careers: Gardener
Skills: Flower arranging, fitness
Collections: Holiday crafts, 15 snowpals, 10 snowpal interactions, 12 decorative eggs, 10 resolutions, holiday traditions, 65 floral arrangements, 16 flower arrangement scents, 12 tree decorations, 12 umbrellas
Activities: 
Help a toddler swim in a kiddie pool
Go for a swim in freezing weather
Become a top-level scout
Cook scout cookies
Shower in the rain
Play in the rain
Give gifts
Sing holiday songs
Have a water balloon and snowball fight
Mud fight!
Play in a mud puddle
Slip in a mud puddle
Rake leaves
Play in a leaf pile
Woohoo in a leaf pile
Burn a leaf pile
Make a snow angel
Declare an ultimate snowpal
Have a child rebuild the ultimate snowpal next time winter comes around
Destroy a snowpal
Brew bee tea
Plant a money tree
Trick or treat!
Fight Flower Bunny for eggs
Win the lottery
Kick a gnome
Create a holiday on the calendar
Put a crocus scented flower near bees
Collect swarm of bees: cheer self up, attack, woo, cheer up, fetch gift, and pollinate plants with bee swarms
Eat a jar of honey in freezing and heatwave weather
Befriend Patchy and steal his outfit
Check Patchy’s pockets for seeds
Upgrade the weather machine
Shoot lightning
Sneak a present
Replace a gift pile with pranks
Decorate!!
Approach bees while wearing the bear costume
Eat honey as a bear
Skate on an ice rink and roller rink
Have a child play in a sprinkler
Upgrade sprinkler
Push someone on a swing set
Sabotage the New Year's countdown
Snowy Escape
Aspiration and traits: Extreme Sports Enthusiast, Mt. Komorebi Sightseer. Proper, adventurous
Careers: Salary Person
Skills: Rock climbing, Skiing, Snowboarding, singing
Collections: 24 Simmis, 5 spirit dolls
Activities: 
Hike with a dog
Woohoo in an ice cave
Become BFFs or enemies with Yamachan
Hike scenic loop
Go hiking with someone
Host a Mountain Excursion
Shove snow in someone’s face
Go sledding with a child
Teach a skiing class
Blog about skiing
Record snowboarding videos
Dance to the company anthem
Festivals: Light, Snow, Youth
Note: each festival has an outfit to purchase.
Discover University
Aspiration and traits: Academic.
Careers: Education, Law, and Engineering
Skills: Research & Debate, robotics
Collections: Ipsum
Activities: 
Learn someone’s traits using the computer glasses
Ask about the secret gathering
Make offerings to the statues
Use the magical sprites that come with the secret club
Gotta go fast on the bike!
Play a game of soccer with someone
Do a keg stand
Play juice pong
After-school activities: E-Sport Competitor and Soccer Team Player.
Get a servo with a techie lifestyle
Optional: get a servo with a technophobe lifestyle
High School Years
Aspiration and traits: Admired Icon, Live Fast, Goal Oriented, Drama Llama. Overachiever, Party animal, Socially awkward
Careers: Simfluencer, Video game streamer. Cheer team member, Chess team member, Computer team member, Football team member
Skills: Entrepreneur
Collections: Ipsum
Activities: 
Go to the shack to see a ghost
Summon urban legend on a vampire
Have a pillow fight
Attend Prom
Sneak out of a window
Go on the 3 carnival rides
Have a Famous student
A vampire sim can get expelled for drinking plasma
Festivals: fashion shows, amateur comedy nights, and poetry evenings
Get to work
Aspiration and traits: Lorem
Careers: Detective, scientist, doctor, retail owner
Skills: Baking, photography, logic
Collections: Geodes, 5 ways of taking pictures, 6 doctor work emergencies, 6 inventions, 15 serums, 8 alien abilities, 20 retail perks
Activities: 
Perform surgery on an alien
Take an alien’s fingerprints
X-ray an alien
Determine gender on a pregnant sim
Watch the alien tv channel
Spread an illness with hugs
Cure an illness with herbal tea and orange juice
Take medicine when not sick
Use cloning machine to clone items for your retail lot
Turn a photograph into a memory
Spoil the latest episode of a tv show
Instill a sim with false confidence
Covertly flirt with a coworker
Eat food at a crime scene
Use all good cop and bad cop interactions
Attend an alien party on sixam
Send an alien baby back to it’s homeworld
The more signs you have, the more sims come to your store
Change mannequin poses
Laugh at a broken neon light
Use alien powers to tranmute metals and crystals
Bring a dead sixam alien beast back to life
Get Famous
Aspiration and traits: Master Actor, World Famous celebrity. Self-Absorbed
Careers: Actor
Skills: Media production, Acting
Collections: 4 talent agencies, 21 acting gigs
Activities: 
Eat Caviar Crackers
Join Drama club
Woohoo in a money vault
Lock a sim in the money vault
Woohoo in a sleeping pod
Cry in a sleeping pod
Rage into the machine
Upgrade a sleeping pod
Hack the dreams of a sim in a sleeping pod
Swim with the fishes
Live stream your entire life
Wear the celestial crystal crown with all crystal types
Flaunt wealth in a crowd
Appraise an autograph
Autograph’s increase in value after a celebrity dies.
Hide from paparazzi in a photobooth
Publish a paper about acting
Bribe a bouncer
Play one of your mix tapes on a public venue speaker
Get Together
Aspiration and traits: Leader of the pack. Dance machine, Insider
Careers: -
Skills: Dancing, DJ mixing
Collections: Club perks
Activities: 
Join a club
Send emotional texts, and accept the outing invitation
Dare someone to streak
Go skinny dipping at the bluffs
Woohoo in a closet
Brew drinks at an espresso bar
Do activities at a cafe
Host a dance party
Dance as a group
Create a custom mixtape
Feel the crowd and get hyped as a DJ
Overthrow a club leader
Begin a club rivalry
Dance off against another club
Wander the maze at the chalet gardens
Befriend/become enemies with the chalet ghosts
Garden Lady Shallot’s garden
Paint with Lord Shallot
Play chess at the chess pavilion and the Estate
Fantasize about weddings at the Estate
Play piano at the estate
Start a bonfire at the beach
Perform all diving moves
Set fire to a llama table
Play darts, foosball, and cards
Change bonfire colors
Throw a voodoo doll attached to a sim into the bonfire
Burn trash in a bonfire
Fire dance
Nap in a bush
Let a child play in a closet
Travel to the ancient ruins via gate
Festivals: Happy Hour, Bear’s Night, Alien Night, Ghost Nights, Knight Nights, Ladies Nights,  Singles Nights, Guys Nights, ancient ruins party, estate party
Dine Out
Aspiration and traits: Foodie, glutton, snob
Careers: Restaurant Owner
Skills: Gourmet cooking
Collections: Experimental food (20), experimental food photos, restaurant perks
Activities: 
Get a restaurant to 5 stars
Draw on a placemat at a restaurant
Compliment and insult the chef
Feed a bite of food to your partner
Get food poisoning 
Simstagram every meal
Stock an aquarium
Try every advertising package 
Get 5 stars from a critic
Leave the restaurant running in your absence
Vampires
Aspiration and traits: Vampire Family, Good Vampire, Master Vampire
Careers: …Vampire?
Skills: Vampire Lore, pipe organ, mixology
Collections: Vampire tomes, 5 vampiric drinks, vampire perks
Activities: 
Ask to turn
Have a club where you play the organ, use vamp powers, and drink plasma
Create garlic wreaths, braids, and garlands
Make plasma fruit salad
Slay a fellow vampire with the Vampire Cure Cocktail
Receive the “Defeated a hunter” moodlet from surviving the cocktail
Woohoo as bats
Woohoo in a coffin
Vampire duel
Receive vampiric training
Meditate and hibernate
Create plasma packs from frogs and pets
Find a sim with Excellent Plasma
Reach irresistible thirst
Become a master vampire
Train another vampire
Place bearcula in front of a mirror
Manipulate life spirit, deprive needs, influence emotions, mesmerize, command, cast hallucination, use vampiric charm
Break into a sims house and drain them
Have a non-vampire fight them while having garlic in their inventory
With vampiric strength, crush crystals and metals
Realm of Magic
Aspiration and traits: Spellcraft & Sorcery, Purveyor of Potions
Careers: -
Skills: -
Collections: 3 bloodline types, 20 wands, 11 familiars, 25 brooms, 24 spells, 15 potions, 8 curses
Activities: 
Travel through the Glimmerbrook portal
Befriend all 3 sages
Get a replacement Glimmerstone from a sage
Bind a pet as a familiar
Send pet to forage for items
Participate in the 5 duel types
Cook the 3 food types in a cauldron
Parenthood
Aspiration and traits: Super Parent
Careers: Stay-at-home parent
Skills: Parenting
Collections: 10 character values, 7 childhood/teen phases, 28 relationship types, 12 table settings, 5 volunteer activities, 7 projects (with 3 types each)
Activities: Lorem
Pack a sacked lunch
Have a sack lunch in a child’s inventory when they go to school
Add drawings to the bulletin board
Set a curfew
Write in a journal
Relive journal memories
Snoop in a journal
Catch a sim snooping in your journal
Make a mess
Build a buildl ‘em blocks table
Play doctor
Destroy a school project
Put a kid in time-out
Ground a child (7 types)
Talk a child through a mood swing, Encourage child to redirect anger, criticize mood swing
Note: skills that help for each project: painting, rocket science, logic, programming, handiness
Spa Day
Aspiration and traits: Self care specialist, zen guru, inner peace. High maintenance
Careers: At-home wellness center
Skills: Wellness, mischief
Collections: 4 unlockable recipes, yoga poses and routines
Activities: 
Teleport somewhere with the wellness skill
Freeze your motive decay
Use all 6 incense types
Join a yoga class
Host a yoga class
Promote yoga virtually
Give and receive 11 massage types
Use 7 bath soaks
Sabotage a sauna
Woohoo in a sauna
Receive and give a mani-pedi
Wear all 6 face masks
Get a rash from too many face masks
While “feeling fine,” gain/remove an emotional moodlet
Outdoor Retreat
Aspiration and traits: Outdoor enthusiast. Squeamish.
Careers: Lorem
Skills: Woodworking, Herbalism
Collections: Bugs, fish, 9 wild plants, 13 herbal remedies
Activities: Lorem
Stargaze and cloudgaze
“Take deep breaths” for a nauseated squeamish sim
Wear a bear costume
Roar in bear costume
“Imitate roar” at someone who’s wearing a bear costume
Host a weenie roast event
Woodcarve the Camping Mascot
Tell stories around the campfire
Summon the campsite ghost
Woohoo in a tent
Roast marshmallows, fish, hotdogs, veggie dogs, and beetles
Cook campers stew, breakfast scramble, fruit cobbler, gumbo, and walleye surprise
Befriend the hermit
Get info from a kiosk
Befriend a Camp Ranger
Purchase supplies from a ranger station
Go hiking
Pets
Aspiration and traits: Friend of the animals. Cat lover, dog lover
Careers: Veterinarian
Skills: Pet training, veterinarian, painting, photography, 
Collections: Feathers, postcards (7, from rodents), types of rodent notifs (10?), type of toys, paintings, pet treats, 4 pet recipes, 4 nips
Activities:
Get all vet clinic perks
Have a pet reach 1500 simstagram followers
Order from a food stall
Give your pets Gourmet and homestyle pet food.
Mix the Minty Fresh Pet Confection and call pet to drink
Get vet clinic to 5 stars
Run an obstacle course with a dog
Travel by a brindleton bay boat
Woohoo in the lighthouse
Let a pet explore a bush
Craft the bird sculpture
Swim with a dog
Have a hamster, rat, pygmy hedgehog, and bubalus
Get rabid rodent fever
Research rabid rodent fever
Purchase rodent remedies
Ask vet employees about rabid rodent fever
Become bffs with a pet
Have cats and dogs investigate the rodents
Plant all 4 nips
Feel the love
Get attacked by a pet
Become companions with a pet
Send pet to explore and dig
Encourage a pet to mate
Sic a cat on a mousehole
Let furniture get scratched up
Have a pet unlearn all behaviors (counters, scratching, waking up, barking, attacking, puddles, drinking from toilet, eating things they shouldn't, chasing pets, toilet)
Befriend and adopt a stray pet
Adopt a ghost pet
See how a baby interacts with animals (they seem to like to sleep near dogs, for example)
Have a female pet run away, and get pregnant during that time
Post alert for missing pet
Calm down pet
Have a dog learn all tricks
Sell a pet
Optional: there are 12 paintings you can create from cats and dogs
Jungle Adventure
Aspiration and traits: Jungle explorer, archaeology scholar
Careers: -
Skills: Archaeology, Selvadoradian culture, guitar
Collections: 10 recipes, 3 mixology drinks, 9 relic combinations, 15 relic curses, 12 relic blessings, 16 Omiscan Artifacts, 13 Omiscan treasures
Activities: 
Rumbasim dance
Play the 7 Selvadoradian songs on the guitar
Tell bones jokes to a skeleton until it dies
Access the food stall’s secret menu
Buy secret wares
Study art for insights
Give an archaeology lecture
Write an archaeology book
Write a travel guide
Authenticate an object for the smithsonian
Perform a Selvadoradian salutation and introduction
Share pictures of vacation
Break a wooden relic by using it too much
Become a skeleton, and perform all special skeleton interactions
Try to eat and drink as a skeleton
Perform romantic interactions on the bridge
Eat every type of emotion berry
Open a treasure chest by a plane wreck
Swim in the Omiscan Royal baths
Open a treasure chest in the Omiscan gardens
Catch a fish at the lagoon
Open a treasure chest on the Island
Mix drinks in an Omiscan temple
Walk through the 4 gate types without disarming them
Offer a relic to temple defenses 
Extract an element on the Archaeology table
Sell items on a Craft Sales Table
Dream Home Decorator
Aspiration and traits: Observant, Friendly
Careers: Interior decorator
Skills: Photography
Collections: -
Activities:
Get a good and/or bad reputation
Get fired for: flirting with clients, nudity, eating/sleeping/showering, low hygiene 
Be featured on the Dream Home Decorator network
Renovate a room, add a room, renovate a level, add a level
Renovate a celebrity home
Write articles
Spooky Stuff
Aspiration and traits: Brave
Careers: -
Skills: Handiness
Collections: ICandy (technically seasons)
Activities: 
Cook spooky cookies, cheese eyeballs, and zombie cake
Place haunted paintings
Decorate!
Dress up!
Host spooky parties at all levels
As for a party treat
Carve pumpkins (10 styles, 4 colors)
Wear a pumpkin as a ghost
Preserve a pumpkin
Light a pumpkin
Smash a pumpkin
Enable pumpkin emotional aura
Get all 4 moodlets from the candy bowl
Wedding Stories
Aspiration and traits: Any love. Romantic.
Careers: -
Skills: Flower arranging
Collections: Messages in bottles, cakes, bouquets
Activities: 
Host: family gathering, engagement dinner, bach party, rehearsal dinner, reception, vow renewal
Call off a wedding
Grapevine gossip
Dance
Use the bathroom in city hall
Send a pet down the aisle
Romantic Garden
Aspiration and traits: Any love. Keptomaniac.
Careers: -
Skills: -
Collections: -
Activities: 
Play in a fountain
Fill a fountain with bubbles
Make an offering to the wishing well
Make all wishing well wish types
Nap on a fountain
Toss coin in a fountain
Swipe simoleons from a fountain
Backyard
Aspiration and traits: Bro
Careers: -
Skills: Motor
Collections: - (could be Season’s eggs)
Activities: 
Drink Lemonade (3 types)
Add bubbles to water slide
Trick slide on waterslide
Fill a bird feeder
Watch birds
Get attacked by birds at birdfeeder
View a windcatcher
Place all windchimes
Laundry Day
Aspiration and traits: Slob, lazy, neat
Careers: -
Skills: Handiness
Collections: Types of clothing (dry, smelly, damp, etc.)
Activities: 
Wash clothes in a tub
Use all scent additives (possibly endless???)
Search pockets of laundry
Place clothes on a clothesline
Cause a dryer fire
Clean lint tray
Have a toddler splash in the wash tub
Upgrade the washing machine (5 types)
Upgrade the Dryer (4 types)
Upgrade the clothesline
Break a clothesline
Sabotage the washing machine and dryer
Watch the washing machine
Add extra soap
Clean the lint trap
Wear wet dirty clothes
Wear clean dry clothes
Sniff clothing
Tiny Living
Aspiration and traits: -
Careers: -
Skills: Handiness
Collections: -
Activities: 
Build 3 lot types: Micro, tiny, small
Use a murphy bed
Upgrade murphy bed
Nifty Knitting
Aspiration and traits: Master of the knits
Careers: Plopsy
Skills: Knitting
Collections: Knitted items (haven’t counted)
Activities: 
Brutally dance to metal music
Have a toddler/child play on a rocking chair
Max knitting skill
Wear all knitted clothing
Dress up babies and toddlers
Dress up farm animals
Knit yarny
Create the sweater curse
Elderly reminisce on a rocking chair
Have a cat play with a yarn ball
Have a child play with knitted toys
Gift the Grim Reaper a lil grim
Crystal Creations
Aspiration and traits: Crystal Crafter
Careers: Plopsy?
Skills: Gemology
Collections: Crystals, metals, 9 gem cuts, 11 jewelry types, 27 effects
Activities: 
Read gemology books
Grow a crystal tree
Befriend the Grim Reaper
Kids Room
Aspiration and traits: -
Careers: Drama club
Skills: Social
Collections: 20 Voidcritters, limited edition foil voidcritters
Activities: 
Perform all 5 puppet plays
Use the voidcritter battle station
Have a childhood bff
Have a childhood enemy
Dance to tween pop
Look for discarded toys in frog logs and trash cans
Trade voidcritters
Train voidcritter to highest level
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vacantgodling · 2 years ago
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I'm new here, apologies if this has been said before, but I'm very curious -
Has Darren always known he was a half-vampire or is this reveal you mention a surprise for him? If so, how does he react??
How else does being a half-vampire affect him other than heightened senses?
I love this kinda thing so I'm super interested!
omg you’re totally fine! hi thanks for asking! i also wanna preface this with i apologize for not answering this before? tumblr literally ate this ask but i happened to be on my browser and i saw this sitting here and i was like omg ??? so ig i don’t want you to think i was ignoring you tumblr is just dumb 😭
anyway tho! the reveal is actually a surprise to him bc a lot of the stuff that could be considered or are related to him being a half vampire he was able to write off as him just being slightly odd. for instance, bc darren is only a half vampire his taste buds are a bit wonky (bc they’re acclimated to consume life force, blood or otherwise) — this just essentially leads him to being unable to taste certain things. mac & cheese is something he can’t taste for instance lol. it’s very random which things half vampires can/can’t taste so he always just assumed he had a weird allergy or maybe he just didn’t like certain foods or something (with any of the foods he has a hard time tasting lol). or, he’s kinda sensitive to direct sunlight but he just assumes he sunburns bad lmaoooo.
so he’s very much like “haha quit playing! … oh wait you’re serious.” when he finds out. he meets it with a LOOOOOT of skepticism and still kind of thinks it’s all bs until he experiences blood lust for the first time LMAO (that’s a time pfff).
in terms of his powers and abilities overall tho, he and other half-vampires (and speaking of bloodlings specifically here bc there are different “variants” of vampires in this universe and i’ll post about that eventually fjdjdjdj)
have a longer lifespan that is/can be affected by the life force they consume.
they can ingest poisons through blood so they’re basically antidotes if they suck your blood (though half-vampires tend to get stomachaches if a poison is too strong but it won’t kill them. full vamps aren’t affected by this at all)
depending on the type of life force they consume they can take on different attributes, which is something that is important to said story tm. but basically what this means is that bloodlings feed off of sentience to an extent— animals occasionally but humans mostly. however they don’t have to just consume blood and kill you. they can also consume different aspects of someone if they have the intention. full-bloodlings can control that intention— if they want your blonde hair they can have it, if they want your intelligence they can have it, if they want you to die bc they sucked you dry well then uh fuck you ig. but half-vampires can’t really choose so they kind of default to physical characteristics. human blood won’t do anything to them but if they suck the blood of a bird they can grow feathers even wings, if they suck the blood of a different vampire variant that can also affect them. the caveat to this is while some affects can persist over time, usually most physical changes go away once your body finishes digesting the blood. so your feathers would molt after your body finishes digesting bird blood lmao.
generally half vampires have sharper senses bc they are apex predators tm lol. enhanced hearing, speed, durability, strength, are par for the course. how strong you are can vary but it’s definitely more than the average person. in darren’s case, he’s a couch potato and his dad (the human parent) works out. darren can still lift the same amount as his father without trying lmao,,, if he were to work out it’d just increase his threshold lol.
SO!! i hope all of that answers your question, again i’m sorry for not getting back to you sooner 🥲 but if you have any more q’s hit me :’)
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saw @/portaldisaster do this so i’m doing it too
💙 Who's your favorite skylander? i’ve got loads but cynder, drobot and pop fizz i usually cite as my top three
❌ Who's your least favorite skylander? punk shock and barbella
💚 Who's your favorite non skylander character? octavius and machine ghost!! but they’re one game only chars so uuh i love the mabu trio and arbo
🚫 Who's your least favorite non skylander character? ngl? not a fan of any npcs from imaginators
🖤 Who's your favorite villain? kaos, dreamcatcher and chompy mage
💢Who's your least favorite villain GOLDE NQUEEN
😈 Favorite trappable villain grinnade, both chompies and scrap shooter
👿 Least favorite trappable villain Krakenstein.
❔ Who was your first skylander? i got a bunch of them for my birthday but the first one i used in my files was cynder! can’t remember the og first one tho
🌐 What was your first skylander game? giants was the first i owned but i played ssa a few months prior
✨ Which game was your favorite? ssa and giants, kinda depends on my mood but i prefer doing runs of ssa ALSO I LOVE CLOUD PATROL!!!! and universe....
☔ Which game was your least favorite? imaginators is the easy answer but i am Not into swap force’s gameplay or lore
🔥Favorite fire skylander ERUPTOR!!!!!! i love sunburn, fire kracken, fryno, trail blazer and spitfire too
❌🔥Least favorite fire skylander kaboom
🌊Favorite water skylander gill grunt, zap, echo, slam bam, wham-shell and thumpback :) wham-shell has my favourite gameplay tho
❌🌊Least favorite water skylander punk shock >:(
🌱Favorite life skylander zooooook!!!! also tree rex!!!!! i love camo, high five, stump smash, food fight, thrillipede, stealth elf and tuff luck too
❌🌱Least favorite life skylander mmeh not a huge fan of stink bomb? could be more skunkish 
🌄Favorite earth skylander aourgh tie between bash, flashwing and terrafin but scorp is pretty cool too
❌🌄Least favorite earth skylander barbella
💀Favorite undead skylander CYNDEEEEERRRRRR but ghost roaster, funny bone, short-cut, grim creeper, chop chop, night shift, rattle shake, and chopscotch live rent free in my head
❌💀Least favorite undead skylander roller brawl she’s so bland compared to night shift
💨Favorite air skylander whirlwind, sonic boom, jet-vac, scratch, pop thorn, blades, stormblade, swarm, and air strike are all sooo gooood!! but also thunderbolt is kinda fun?
❌💨Least favorite air skylander ngl i do not dig warnado’s gameplay
🔌Favorite tech skylander DROBOT but time for every other one i like!!! trigger happy, boomer, drill sergeant, tread head, bouncer, jawbreaker, and ofc magna charge
❌🔌Least favorite tech skylander would’ve said countdown before but he’s grown on me, so high volt
🌠Favorite magic skylander POP FIZZ but um. also double trouble, voodood, spyro, cobra cadabra, mysticat, and splat
❌🌠Least favorite magic skylander i’ve seen horrors involving wrecking ball (overexaggeration) 
🌞Favorite light skylander spotlight and astroblast
❌🌞Least favorite light skylander aurora
🌙Favorite dark skylander blackout and nightfall
❌🌙Least favorite dark skylander uh, hood sickle ig?
♫ Favorite song from the soundtrack JUNKYARD ISLES BUT I CAN’T PICK A SINGLE ONE BUT I LOVE JUNKYARD ISLES
🎮 Favorite minigame ssa/giants lock puzzle
💠 Favorite level what do you think? but outside of the namesake i LOVE quicksilver vault, arkeyan armoury, falling forest, leviathan lagoon, crystal eye tower, stonetown, troll warehouse, the oracle, glacier gully and drill-x’s big rig
❎ Least favorite level creepy citadel and secret vault of secrets, i don’t have strong thoughts on swap force onwards chapters
🔆 Your strongest skylander
i can play a pretty mean slam bam
🔅 Your weakest skylander god awful w/ warnado
🔷 Your rarest skylander spotlight and blackout easily
⭕ What skylander do you want the most? chompy mage
💔 How many skylanders are you missing? discounting releases/variants, 44. idk where rip tide went but i’m not counting him
💞 Skylanders OTP? i don’t do “””otps””” but bashwing passes the vibe check
❗Why did you start playing skylanders? i saw some boys playing it and it looked fun (i was 5)
💙 How did you discover skylanders? see above
💖 Any skylanders OCs? yes
😉 Most memorable gameplay moment/moments getting to play ssa after so long 
😇 Your favorite experience with the franchise honestly all the emulation stuff has been sooo fun
💛 What do you like most about skylanders? THE LORE THE CHARACTERS THE WORLD THE AESTHETIC THE MUSIC THE GAMEPLAY
🔪 What do you not like about skylanders? the lack of books and stories n stuff i want More
💎Do you hope the franchise continues? nah, unless it’d be in the form of books and things of that nature
💜 What does skylanders as a franchise mean to you? my first real delve into aus and characters
💗 Describe your dream skylander game ssa but even longer
💯How many skylanders do you have? probably close to 200
💘 Will you continue playing skylanders if the franchise continues? hard to say!
💝 If you could recommend skylanders to others what would be your points of persuasion? fun co-op experience with charming dialogue and good music :)
🕒 How long have you been a fan? 2012
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I am in a similar predicament, but my friend falls into one of two categories: she either is a fallen angel or she was raised in a very, very strange cult, and here are the reasons why: 
(Little disclaimer before the list, I read this post together with her and she looked me straight in the eyes before telling me what I was waiting to write away about her with my heart content, so I actually have her okay to write all this things here).
1 I've known her for eight years now, but yesterday I took out some photos we took just after we became friends and she hasn't aged a day or even really changed her haircut since I've met her. I am also suspicious that her hair doesn't grow at all.
2 We have traveled half of the world together, but I've yet to see her breaking a sweat. Even in the hottest and humidest climate her skin is cold to the touch and when she is at home her fireplace is always lit. She also never got a sunburn, even if she is extremely pale and I've never seen her using Spf.
3 On another note she is completely obsessed with being warm and it has something to do with the place she was raised being extremely cold, which wouldn't be all that strange, if only she hadn't mentioned traveling to Palestine, Israel and Egypt more than once in her youth. When I asked her about it she simply told me it was her father's will.
4 After barely three weeks of knowing her she called me in the middle of the night and told me I needed to call my brother. When I, half-asleep and completely out of it, asked her which one I needed to call she told me, without missing a beat, to call the ginger one. We barely knew each other back then and I never had photos with my older brother on my ig or around my appartament. The only photos of my family she had ever seen were the ones of me and my parents and I am blonde, while they both have extremely dark hair and I never told her my brother is a red head. Two years later my brother told me that call saved his life, because he was struggling with depression (we are genethically predisposed for it) and he was thinking of ending it all.
5 The first time I saw her in a bikini I almost had a heart attack looking at her back. From the inside of her shoulder blades to the small of her back she has two very long, raised scars, which create a V shaped design on her back. When one of our friends asked about it she simply said something that can be roughly translated to:
"Sometimes not forsaking someone causes pain and loss and sometimes what you are losing is a part of yourself."
6 She was apparently born in the middle of nowhere, in the vicinity of an archeological site, during a guided tour. It wouldn't be all that strange if the site wasn't Ketef Hinnom,  the place in which the oldest surviving texts currently known from the Hebrew Bible, dated to 600 BC, were found. Her other siblings were primarily born in Jerusalem and Rome. 
7 She doesn't smell of anything and with that I don't mean she doesn't smell of anything bad, but that she literally never smells of anything at all, either good or bad, the same thing can be said about her home. 
8 I've never heard her talk about her mom, but I know her father is very very strict and kicked some of her siblings out because they had different religious views? I don't really know much about it but apparently she too had to leave her home for not having completely cut ties with said siblings.
10 When we met she only mentioned two siblings of hers, a brother whose name is a variant of Raphael and a sibling whose nickname is Lu. Now I've met thirteen of her siblings (no one of them really resembles the other, but they all share something vaguely familiar and off putting about them), they all share biblical names and all of the siblings of hers I met,  bar one of her sisters, named Ariel, don't like this Lu person very much. I know for sure she has other siblings I've yet to meet.
11 I also have yet to know anything about Lu, outside of the fact that they gifted her a massive (and extremely pricy) piebald tiger piton but, every time they visit her her odour-less home smells of sulfur for a couple of days after. Two years ago my friend went to visit them and her skin smelled that way for almost two weeks. 
12 From my understanding, one of her sisters, whose name is a variant of the name Eve, has two sons, and they are her only nephews. I've yet to gather enough courage to ask for their names. 
13 Her legal name isn't the name her parents gave her. Her legal name means light and (apparently) her father wasn't really happy about it and it had something to do with her sibling, Lu.
14 I once heard one of her brothers (whose name, is once again, biblical, being a variation of the name Gabriel) asking her why she chose to study Theology. She told him that knowing people's dirty laundry made the whole ordeal hilarious.
15 Her youngest brother was born after her father had a one night stand with a woman named Miriam who was much younger than him. Apparently said brother is also her father's favorite.
16 We have traveled together more than once and I've heard her talk in English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Russian, Japanese, and Mandarin Chinese.  I know from some lectures we took in college she can read and understand Latin, Ancient Greek, Hebrew and Aramaic, but while we traveled in the Southeast region of Turkey, I've literally heard her talk in Aramaic, which shocked even our tour guide.
After that I discovered that, most of the time she is on the phone with her family, she actually speaks a language that seems quite similar to Aramaic.
17 Every time she spends more than a couple of days in the same place all the light bulbs, one after the other, burn out. I have no idea how the ones in her own apartment stay alive. The same thing happens with elettronic devices of every kind.
Reasons I believe my friend is secretly some kind of deity
1) First time we spoke was a week after the beggining of freshman year she summed up my entire character and most of the events of my life Sherlock style. I asked her how the hell she knew all that. She just shrugged and said she figured out our entire class already.
2) The one time we had religion class instead of ethics she listened to the teacher for a few minutes, laughed and told me:
“Humans have wished to be gods so much they’ve forgotten they have to ability to create them. Imagination has truly suffered from this ‘monotheism’ stuff.”
I was confused and asked her if she was an atheist. She rolled her eyes and said:
“Oh I believe in god alright. I just don’t think the bastard deserves to be worshipped.”
3) Out of nowhere she gave me this advice:
“The only truth a liar ever told was that lies weren’t going to save you. Don’t become the liar who has to pass that wisdom on, because they speak from experience.”
4) To this day, she has one of those old-timey phones with buttons she only uses to ocassionally call someone. When I asked her why she never got a smartphone she got pouty:
“I hate social media. On Facebook they talk a lot but never say anything. If I wanted to listen to people moan about their problems and ask for help they don’t expect I’d listen to their prayers.” (Notice the choice of words)
5) I noticed she was stiff and I offered her a massage since I’m really good at it but when i started kneading her back I swear to this day those were not muscles I felt. I asked her what she did to turn her muscles into rocks covered with a thin layer of skin and she kinda froze then shrugged and said she was just really, really stiff. My hands hurt after ten minutes when I can usually go for an hour. Next time I offered she seemed surprised and laughed. She still has rocks for muscles.
6) We were having a debate over the way neural pathways are formed (I study biology and she forensics) and I jokingly asked if I could have her brain for study when she dies. She laughed.
“Sure, if you find a way to kill me you can have it. I’m actually curious what you’re gonna find.”
7) One time she was tired and miserable and I tried to comfort her. We both have really dark sense of humor so I told her she could scare the dead out of their graves with that glare. She told me the dead can’t come back and I rolled my eyes and said 'obviously’ but she continued:
“When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That’s why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter.”
8) One day she just came up to me with a disappointed look on her face. When I asked her what was wrong she was quiet for a few seconds and then just told me:
“Betrayals committed in good intentions are still damning. Just… keep that in mind.” Then she left and didn’t speak to me for three days. I still don’t know what she meant but even three years later I haven’t forgotten it.
9) We were casually sitting on a bench when, out of nowhere, she asked me: “Is it just me or have humans gotten dumber? Or have they always been this stupid and I just haven’t been paying attention?”
10) She asked me if I ever wondered what it was like to die. I said no but told her I would tell her when I found out. I meant it as a ghost joke but she smiled at me and said:
“Great. I’ll wait for you to come back. Maybe you’ll even remember me.”
In conclusion, she is some kind of low-key god and she lost her faith in humanity even before we lost our faith in her but she’s stuck with us because immortality is a bitch.
P.S. I just remembered her name is a variation on 'Eve’. Maybe I should reconsider my atheist status?!
UPDATE (Jan 9, 2019): Since people liked this so much I’m making it a thing. All I have about Eve can be found under #god goes to college
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