#sun wukong/neptune vasilias

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ROUND 1: POLL #16

ROUND 1 POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Sun Wukong/Neptune Vasilias:

Argos/Mr. Plant:

Two little creeps in love

[sirazaroff]

We are SO fuckin back

Original by @/soup-erb

[maxiemumdamage]

Qrow: "I am already a single father to like ten kids, NO WAY am I adopting you two!"

[juanarc-thethird]

Playing D&D #2

Continuation of this

The group of adventurers is in a bind. His new enemy is a magical crystal with a life of its own. Ren and Sun are down, hurt, and have no energy to continue.

Jaune: Neptune, it's your turn.

Neptune: *Shaking his dice*

Sun: You can do it bro, we believe in you!

Ren: You just need a 10 or more and we will defeat him.

Neptune: Let's go!

He rolls his dice! The die bounces and spins without control… With each bounce its speed decreases… It is coming to an end…. And then….!

Neptune: It's....

Jaune: Yes...

Neptune: It's a one.

Jaune: Sorry....

Jaune: But your attack failed. The magic crystal defends itself against your attack and counterattacks with a deadly ray. Leaving you injured on the ground without being able to move.

Sun: FUCK!!

Ren: We were so close.

Jaune: The crystal prepares its last deadly attack. It charges his lightning slowly…

Ren: It was a pleasure to have fought alongside you guys.

Sun: Likewise, this was the best adventure I have ever had.

Neptune: See you on the other side.

Jaune: *Looks at them for a second and thinks*

Jaune: *rolls his dice*

Jaune: At that moment FartBuckle appears from the shadows.

Ren: *Shock* No....

Jaune: The little goblin that accompanied you on your journey takes Ren's dagger and runs as fast as he can towards the magic crystal.

Sun: *Panic* STOP!!!

Jaune: He can see the weak spot in the glass. Right in the middle of where the lightning charges.

Neptune: *Worry* Jaune, please stop!! He wasn't supposed to be here!

Jaune: He inserts the dagger right in the center. Causing the crystal to lose control.

Ren: Jaune! Stops this now!!

Jaune: He turns to look at the three of you and says,

FartBuckle: I… Save… Friends… FarBuckle… Is… Happy….

Jaune: The energy already collected by the magic crystal explodes, destroying everything near it, including the little goblin. FartBuckle saved you guys.

Sun: FARTBUCKLE!!!

[arc-misadventures]

Super Powers

Sun, Neptune, Jaune, and Ren, are hanging out, just chilling on a bench on the school grounds.

Sun: Hey guys...?

Jaune: Yeah...?

Sun: Say if we got superpowers, what do you think we would do...?

Neptune: Whoa... that's one hell of a question dude...

Ren: Like... comic book superpowers, or... anime superpowers?

Neptune: Anime...

Jaune: Totally anime... comic book super powers are lame...

Sun: Cool... So.. what would we do?

Jaune: Well... we would do one of two things if you ask me...

Sun: What...?

Jaune: We'd fight... not because we hate each other, but because we want to...

Ren: Just fight for the heck of it...?

Sun: Yeah... we're just testing out all are awesome moves on one another, and seeing what we could do...

Neptune: That sounds awesome...

Jaune: We would have such an epic fight... like... like an animated stickman fight...!

Sun: Dude...!

Neptune: Duuuude...!

Ren: That sounds AMAZING...!

Neptune: I can totally imagine the whole fight in my head... it looks amazing...

Sun: Ren could pull off so many cool ninja moves... dude I want to see it...!

Ren: What the second thing we would do...?

Jaune: i don't know... probably something stupid...

SNR: ...

Sun: Yeah... I'd buy that...

Neptune: We would make absolute fool out of ourselves...

Ren: Ha-hahaha... I can totally see, Jaune flying, and he starts throwing up...!

Jaune: I end up doing a vomit bombing run all over people...!

SNJR: Hahahahaaaaaaaa...!

~~~

Weiss: Are they okay?

Yang: Are... Are they high?

Nora: Oh no... they've been drinking, Ren's green smoothies...

Ruby: Ren's smoothies can do that to people...?

Nora: Yeah... Pyrrha's semblances when crazy when she got high from, Ren's green smoothies...

Pyrrha: I'm sorry!

Weiss: Is there anything we can do...?

Nora: No, we just have to wait until it wears...?!

SNJR:

RWBYNP: ...?!

Weiss: The hell?! When did they...?!

Yang: Shhh!

Ruby: It's just getting good!

Weiss: Uhhh...? B-Blake...?

Blake: Fuck, that's so hot...

Weiss: Okay... But, who are all those...?

Nora: Shut up, Weiss.

Weiss: Excuse me?!

Pyrrha: This is so awesome...!

Weiss: ...?!

Weiss: ...

Weiss: This is pretty cool to watch.

///

There's... There's just something oddly enthralling about stickmen fight scenes... Don't you think so?

[veelilee]

Butch Yang Appreciation Week 2

day 5: one of the boys

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Sun: Fifty Lien!

Jaune: Guys-

Neptune: A Hundred lien!

Jaune: I can't- A hundred?

Sun: TWO HUNDRED LIEN!

Jaune: ... Fine.

~~~~~

Jaune: Hey! the Name's Jaune Arc, maybe you've heard of me? Short, Sweet, rolls off the Tongue. Ladies love it. *wink*

Arslan: ... That was a uniquely terrible way of introducing yourself. Why would you do that?

Jaune: I got paid two hundred lien to do so. I was hoping to speak to you anyway, but if I can get some money for introducing myself well - I mean, I'll make a fool of myself if it's funny.

Arslan: ... you were Pyrrha Niko's partner, the one that wore the dress to the dance.

Jaune: Ah, yeah. I was. I still like to think that I am. Uh, even if she's not here in person. It was fun, y'know? It's nice to let yourself do something stupid or silly when you've got time to afford it.

Arslan: Hmm. I'd like to speak more to you when we have the time, but it sounded as if you had actual business to speak of.

Jaune: Oh! Yeah, I did ...

~~~~~

Neptune: Sun.

Sun: I know Neptune.

Neptune: Two hundred lien.

Sun: I know Neptune.

Neptune: And he thanked us.

Sun: Yeah, he did.

Neptune: To be fair, I guess we did get him a girlfriend, and we're giving him money.

Sun: *Sigh* Do you think Blake-

Blake: You dug this hole, now lie in it.

Sun: AH! Oh! How long were you there for?

Blake: The hole time.

Neptune: ... Was that a pun?

Blake: Yep.

[notmaplemable]

Neptune: Who do you think is the hottest dragon ball girl?

Sun: Chi-Chi.

Yang: Why, she's a total buzzkill.

Sun: But still really hot.

Yang: Fair I guess. I'll go with Launch.

Sun: Which one?

Yang: Both.

Jaune: I'll go with Videl.

Yang: YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THAT MAN STEALING WHORE!?

Jaune: ...What?

Ruby: She has a crush on Gohan.

Yang: I DO NOT!

Penny: I like Android 18.

[nliast]

Hanging out with the bois. Not so sure if he is feeling it lmao

[Commission info][Patreon][Ko-Fi][Twitter]

[superiorsturgeon]

SNJR: *walking into a Vacuan bar*

Neptune: Okay guys, just like we practiced! Confidence is the key! 😎

Bouncer: Names? 🤨

Jaune: Uh…Qrow Branwen! 😅

Ren: Clover Ebi! 😇

Neptune: Roman Torchwick! 😉

Sun: My name is Jaune Arc! 😁

Jaune: 😒

Drunk Patron: Ugh, a monkey Faunus? When did they start letting animals in here?

Jaune: Hey!! If you’ve got a problem with Jaune Arc, you’ve got a problem with me! *squaring up* 🤬

All four of them spent the night in a Vacuan holding cell, but they DID form their own gang with a cool tattoo, so…that’s great!

[neonleon22]

RWBY Blob Dump

I am having a lot of fun drawing like this!!

they all look so cute

[howlingday]

Sun: Man... It must be nice having a harem. Having a bunch of beautiful women literally & metaphorically throwing themselves at you. How'd you do it?

Jaune: Ahahaha... I haven't slept for the past 3 weeks.

Sun, concerned: A-are you ok-?

Jaune, desperate: Please send help.

Ruby: Wait, why can't we go inside?

Sun: Dude needs his rest.

Weiss: He can get plenty of rest with his girlfriends next to him!

Neptune: Actually, the only one not getting plenty of rest is him. You're all on different cycles and Jaune is awake during all of them.

Blake: That's not right, is it? I mean, he gets a nap in the afternoon, right?

Yang: Er... Not really, since that's when I usually get him during our "workout" sessions.

Pyrrha: And I take up most of his evenings with our nightly sparring, but we're both in bed by midnight.

Blake: ...

Ren: Blake?

Blake: (Sighs) And then I come in for a quickie.

Yang: Really gotta get your midnight snack in, huh~?

Weiss: Honestly, you're all just deplorable!

Sun: Actually, he says you take up most of his time. He feels like you need the most attention out of everyone.

Weiss: (Scoffs) That is not true!

Ruby: Well, I usually have coffee with him in the morning, and that goes on for about an hour. (6-7)

Blake: I spend most of the night with him until about dawn. (0-6)

Yang: I'm working out with him from 'til about dinnertime. (14-18)

Pyrrha: And after dinner is when we're training. (18-0)

Weiss: ...

Nora: So... How long do YOU spend time with him, Weiss~?

Weiss: ... (7-14)

Yang: (Whistles) Damn, you really do take up his time, don't you?

Weiss: I HAVE PARTICULAR NEEDS, OKAY?!

Sun: Hey, hey, keep it down! A man is trying to get his sleep!

Meanwhile, inside Jaune's bed...

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets: Canon Bees edition (part 2)

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POV; the most insufferable class at Beacon (aka the vibes for volumes 1-3)

[juanarc-thethird]

Playing D&D

Jaune (Dungeon Master): As the door to Santa's worksop swing open. You are met fate to face with none other than the man in red himself. Santa looks at you all and says-

Neptune: I'm gonna swing on him

Ren: What? No, no you're not. Jaune, don't listen to him. He is not doing that.

Jaune: *Smiling*

Neptune: *Rolls his dice* Does a 21 hit? *He says with a smirk*

Jaune: *Smiling* No... Not even close.

Neptune: 😧

Sun: Santa is a level 20 archfey! He goes to every house in the span of one night!

Jaune: His eyes glow jolly white and says: "Looks like someone's on the naughty list this year."

Neptune: 😨

Jaune: *Looks at everyone* Everybody roll initiative

Sun: That is Schrödinger's initiative roll! Do you understand what you've done to us?!

[arc-misadventures]

Woman's Soccer

Sun: Jaune, why are you into woman's soccer, no one is into woman's soccer?

Jaune: Because my waifu plays soccer,

Neptune: Your waifu?

Sun: Who?

Jaune: Her!

SN: …

Neptune: Oh…

Sun: I mean, she's al…?!

Jaune: You insult my waifu, I'll kill you…!

Sun: Okay?!

Jaune: Good.