#sun wukong/neptune vasilias

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ROUND 1: POLL #16

ROUND 1 POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Sun Wukong/Neptune Vasilias:

Argos/Mr. Plant:

Two little creeps in love

[sirazaroff]

We are SO fuckin back

Original by @/soup-erb

[arc-misadventures]

Who’s Who?

Neptune: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah?

Sun: We’ve got a question for you!

Jaune: And, it is?

Sun: Of the girls in your life…

Neptune: Who do you think bets fits what position on this list?

Jaune: What list?

SN: This one.

Jaune: Oh… well from left to right it would be…

Jaune: Blake, Yang, Weiss, Pyrrha, Neo, and Bleiss.

Neptune: ...?

Sun: ...?

Jaune: But, if you want them to be a bunch of milfs…

Sun: Excuse me…?

Neptune: Milfs?!

Jaune: Then it would be… again, from left to right…

Jaune: Willow. Raven, Terra, Summer, Salem, and Kali.

Sun: …?!

Neptune: …?!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: What?

Neptune: You said that with such confidence, and so quickly ...

Jaune: Yeah?

Sun: Like you already knew they would be perfect for the role...

Neptune: But, not just those six ladies…

Sun: But, a bunch of milfs as well…

Jaune: …

Sun: Does that mean…?

Jaune: …

Neptune: All t-twelve of them…?!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: No comment.

SN: ...

SN: YOU ARE A GOD!

Jaune: No comment.

[maxiemumdamage]

Qrow: "I am already a single father to like ten kids, NO WAY am I adopting you two!"

[startea101]

This is how you get out of artblock actually

[juanarc-thethird]

Playing D&D #2

Continuation of this

The group of adventurers is in a bind. His new enemy is a magical crystal with a life of its own. Ren and Sun are down, hurt, and have no energy to continue.

Jaune: Neptune, it's your turn.

Neptune: *Shaking his dice*

Sun: You can do it bro, we believe in you!

Ren: You just need a 10 or more and we will defeat him.

Neptune: Let's go!

He rolls his dice! The die bounces and spins without control… With each bounce its speed decreases… It is coming to an end…. And then….!

Neptune: It's....

Jaune: Yes...

Neptune: It's a one.

Jaune: Sorry....

Jaune: But your attack failed. The magic crystal defends itself against your attack and counterattacks with a deadly ray. Leaving you injured on the ground without being able to move.

Sun: FUCK!!

Ren: We were so close.

Jaune: The crystal prepares its last deadly attack. It charges his lightning slowly…

Ren: It was a pleasure to have fought alongside you guys.

Sun: Likewise, this was the best adventure I have ever had.

Neptune: See you on the other side.

Jaune: *Looks at them for a second and thinks*

Jaune: *rolls his dice*

Jaune: At that moment FartBuckle appears from the shadows.

Ren: *Shock* No....

Jaune: The little goblin that accompanied you on your journey takes Ren's dagger and runs as fast as he can towards the magic crystal.

Sun: *Panic* STOP!!!

Jaune: He can see the weak spot in the glass. Right in the middle of where the lightning charges.

Neptune: *Worry* Jaune, please stop!! He wasn't supposed to be here!

Jaune: He inserts the dagger right in the center. Causing the crystal to lose control.

Ren: Jaune! Stops this now!!

Jaune: He turns to look at the three of you and says,

FartBuckle: I… Save… Friends… FarBuckle… Is… Happy….

Jaune: The energy already collected by the magic crystal explodes, destroying everything near it, including the little goblin. FartBuckle saved you guys.

Sun: FARTBUCKLE!!!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Sun: Fifty Lien!

Jaune: Guys-

Neptune: A Hundred lien!

Jaune: I can't- A hundred?

Sun: TWO HUNDRED LIEN!

Jaune: ... Fine.

~~~~~

Jaune: Hey! the Name's Jaune Arc, maybe you've heard of me? Short, Sweet, rolls off the Tongue. Ladies love it. *wink*

Arslan: ... That was a uniquely terrible way of introducing yourself. Why would you do that?

Jaune: I got paid two hundred lien to do so. I was hoping to speak to you anyway, but if I can get some money for introducing myself well - I mean, I'll make a fool of myself if it's funny.

Arslan: ... you were Pyrrha Niko's partner, the one that wore the dress to the dance.

Jaune: Ah, yeah. I was. I still like to think that I am. Uh, even if she's not here in person. It was fun, y'know? It's nice to let yourself do something stupid or silly when you've got time to afford it.

Arslan: Hmm. I'd like to speak more to you when we have the time, but it sounded as if you had actual business to speak of.

Jaune: Oh! Yeah, I did ...

~~~~~

Neptune: Sun.

Sun: I know Neptune.

Neptune: Two hundred lien.

Sun: I know Neptune.

Neptune: And he thanked us.

Sun: Yeah, he did.

Neptune: To be fair, I guess we did get him a girlfriend, and we're giving him money.

Sun: *Sigh* Do you think Blake-

Blake: You dug this hole, now lie in it.

Sun: AH! Oh! How long were you there for?

Blake: The hole time.

Neptune: ... Was that a pun?

Blake: Yep.

[veelilee]

Butch Yang Appreciation Week 2

day 5: one of the boys

[notmaplemable]

Neptune: Who do you think is the hottest dragon ball girl?

Sun: Chi-Chi.

Yang: Why, she's a total buzzkill.

Sun: But still really hot.

Yang: Fair I guess. I'll go with Launch.

Sun: Which one?

Yang: Both.

Jaune: I'll go with Videl.

Yang: YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THAT MAN STEALING WHORE!?

Jaune: ...What?

Ruby: She has a crush on Gohan.

Yang: I DO NOT!

Penny: I like Android 18.

[nliast]

Hanging out with the bois. Not so sure if he is feeling it lmao

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[superiorsturgeon]

SNJR: *walking into a Vacuan bar*

Neptune: Okay guys, just like we practiced! Confidence is the key! 😎

Bouncer: Names? 🤨

Jaune: Uh…Qrow Branwen! 😅

Ren: Clover Ebi! 😇

Neptune: Roman Torchwick! 😉

Sun: My name is Jaune Arc! 😁

Jaune: 😒

Drunk Patron: Ugh, a monkey Faunus? When did they start letting animals in here?

Jaune: Hey!! If you’ve got a problem with Jaune Arc, you’ve got a problem with me! *squaring up* 🤬

All four of them spent the night in a Vacuan holding cell, but they DID form their own gang with a cool tattoo, so…that’s great!

[howlingday]

Sun: Man... It must be nice having a harem. Having a bunch of beautiful women literally & metaphorically throwing themselves at you. How'd you do it?

Jaune: Ahahaha... I haven't slept for the past 3 weeks.

Sun, concerned: A-are you ok-?

Jaune, desperate: Please send help.

Ruby: Wait, why can't we go inside?

Sun: Dude needs his rest.

Weiss: He can get plenty of rest with his girlfriends next to him!

Neptune: Actually, the only one not getting plenty of rest is him. You're all on different cycles and Jaune is awake during all of them.

Blake: That's not right, is it? I mean, he gets a nap in the afternoon, right?

Yang: Er... Not really, since that's when I usually get him during our "workout" sessions.

Pyrrha: And I take up most of his evenings with our nightly sparring, but we're both in bed by midnight.

Blake: ...

Ren: Blake?

Blake: (Sighs) And then I come in for a quickie.

Yang: Really gotta get your midnight snack in, huh~?

Weiss: Honestly, you're all just deplorable!

Sun: Actually, he says you take up most of his time. He feels like you need the most attention out of everyone.

Weiss: (Scoffs) That is not true!

Ruby: Well, I usually have coffee with him in the morning, and that goes on for about an hour. (6-7)

Blake: I spend most of the night with him until about dawn. (0-6)

Yang: I'm working out with him from 'til about dinnertime. (14-18)

Pyrrha: And after dinner is when we're training. (18-0)

Weiss: ...

Nora: So... How long do YOU spend time with him, Weiss~?

Weiss: ... (7-14)

Yang: (Whistles) Damn, you really do take up his time, don't you?

Weiss: I HAVE PARTICULAR NEEDS, OKAY?!

Sun: Hey, hey, keep it down! A man is trying to get his sleep!

Meanwhile, inside Jaune's bed...

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets: Canon Bees edition (part 2)

[arc-misadventures]

The Boys

Jaune: …

Coco: Jaune?

Jaune: Yes?

Coco: Do it…

Jaune: …?

Coco: Do it for the boys…

Jaune: …?!

Weiss:

Jaune: For the boys!

Jaune: FOR THE BOYS!

Coco: (Sniff.)

Coco: Now there goes a real man!

SN: …

Neptune: Since when was she one of the boys?

Coco: Since when were you one?

Neptune: OH?!

Sun: Neptune man?! Are you alright?

Neptune: But, I am one of the boys. Right...?

Sun: It's okay man, it's okay. You always were one of the boys.

Sun: No he's not…!

Coco: Ha, knew it~!

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POV; the most insufferable class at Beacon (aka the vibes for volumes 1-3)

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